>>98
I have a beautiful shiny LG Optimus G. Its colourful screen brightens up my nights!
I mostly use it for browsing "on the go", chatting, reading news and taking pictures. I don't call anyone and rarely receive calls because I'm such a shut-in. But I might install a BOINC client for WCG in hopes of quietly making the world a better place.

See, a stupid old brick would be completely useless for me, and I don't miss its battery life, because there is always an USB port nearby.

>>100
Speaking of not-so-smart phones, may I interest you in Nokia 515?