[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 23:47

"In my view, that all adds up to underhanded practices at the very least."

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 01:48

"Your unbridled profanity triggers fond memories of my father as he worked on stuff in the garage, lol."

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 12:24

"Just glad I can listen! Work just isn’t the same without broken bouncing mixed-up radio-waves ^. ^"

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 17:53

"I wouldn't have been surprised if she had started trying to eat people with her vagina; that I might have been more ok with, because then I'd at least know the author was trying to piss me off."

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 21:41

"Smoked Gouda with embedded sausage bits."

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7427 22:00

"are you proud of that? birds can do that"

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 08:49

"Can't say I'm surprised about that."

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 03:16

"Pumpkin pie without whipped cream is like a cop without a moustache."

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 04:04

"In Penis name, Amen."

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 19:33

Yo, sorry for delay in replying. I will study engineering. And thanx! :)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 00:51

"omg are these people serious"

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 01:37

"IM TRYING TO FIND AS MANY WAYS TO PUT UP THE VOLUME, BUT I RAN OUT."

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:59

"Mike was right, that flower did look like a limp dick, because there is a very sexual, mostly phallic emphasis on the setup and photography of his flowers."

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 15:05

"Awesome!!! I love her belly and want to kiss or lick her belly"

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 21:55

"should plug my dildos soon"

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 03:34

"i donse now"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 13:22

"All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 22:07

"i love you so much i think aput you evre day i wich to be you i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 00:06

"they've been nice so far... the real troll magnetic seem to be religion, politics, rape, and boys liking My little Pony"

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 12:21

"I want to eat Mitoboru"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:20

"Seems like Christina Aguilera got killed and replaced by a lizard hybrid being which also could be still synthetical."

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 08:40

"Garfield is dope OG tru NEET comin at ya in all his feline fury"

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 12:06

"i recommend you try another sport! ... like knitting!"

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:05

I impregnated my character's wife once by shoving a lilypie tracker into her signature without warning

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7451 04:39

"Step 5 is a load of dick. Sounds like you want a no fun zone."

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 20:19

"In a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a cute girl you'd say you are?"

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:12

"You sound/look like a gay!!!"

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7453 23:41

"If you see that again...it's time to stop liking betas"

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7454 13:45

"It does likely contain pure rhinoceros testosterone along with 40 ounces of steroids, adrenaline, cocaine, anger induced LSD, and bath salts."

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 17:12

yes please, and beer after a dry month

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 03:26

dafuq with all that comment, and pls no mature things around here =_=

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 09:35

"My mind is brightest thing in the universe. I am blinding everyone."

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 00:37

""bollocks" actually means "balls" i.e. testicles. While somewhat synonymous with bull shit, bollocks is slightly more offensive. One rarely hears "bull shite", but one does hear bull's bollocks, which may be more offensive than either bull shit or non-specified bollocks. Bull shit is more synonymous with bullock shit, bollock should not be confused with bullock, which used to mean any young bull, but now means an ox which used to be a young bull but no longer is, as it has had its bollocks removed Oh, bugger all! I think I've buggered up this explanation, its all a bunch of bollocks shit."

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:05

Nobody in America wants to take over the Middle East, militarily or culturally. Even if we did want to "make them like America" they already consume a ton of American media, although a lot of times it is censored. And frankly, if you don't think the Middle East would benefit from an American/Western Europe-like standard of living and secularism, I don't know what to say to you.

So yeah it was a pretty fucking stupid thing of anon's friend to say.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 05:35

"thomas its her facebook u dont controll her she can do what she wants so back off x"

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 16:35

“Sega had done what NintenDONT”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 22:22

"So tell me, does it burn when you urinate? Pfft, that's nothing compared to this giant statue that PISSES LAVA"

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:51

a My Little Pony pony

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:18

"Seconding the suggestion for kittensmashing."

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 17:08

"Holy Shit... O_O Thats just cruel genocide but I guess they deserve it."

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 21:07

"This is quite possibly the stupidest movie ever. Not even the writer knows what it's about."

43 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7474 01:20

"clarification for all you weirdos: espeon is a FOX, NOT a CAT!!!"

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 14:10

"Neato. Now I will have to bug my sister so that at least one of us can do this."

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:15

"I feel your pain,my friend and I considered ourselves quite good gamers back in the day but THIS game still remains unbeaten by us."

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 20:36

"It's like how a fat ugly guy just happens to be attracted to fat ugly bitches. It's no coincidence. The dickbrain is wise, and it trains it's human host to crave that which can realistically be obtained. No gooks around here, so they're dead to me and my dick."

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7477 00:54

"I sometimes feel guilty killing cacodemons because they're so cute."

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 01:41

" hello tribe it is time this week we will feed the foolish ones to our great god crogsnawf"

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 20:47

dangit Mark, it seems like you've been saying it more and more. It's "Beside the point", not "besides the point". Beside = next to. example, "Slender man standing beside you bed" Besides only works when it is grammatically separated, because it acts as a preposition, like "Besides, I poop from there anyway."

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 15:43

"I'm running out of semens!!!"

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 16:15

"Sad news everybody: Despite finding a bass player and all, ♥Kankles♥ will be disbanding. Most of the members (aside from Phister, who is finally going into rehab) will be going on to form the straight-edge, vegan, Christian scremo act †InHisName†."

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 02:14

"IM GETTIN HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT"

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 04:30

"It looks like they must be Miao (Hmong), from the Rongshui Miao Autonomous County (融水苗族自治县, Róngshuǐ Miáozú Zìzhìxiàn), which is under the jurisdiction of Liuzhou City (柳州市, Liǔzhōu Shì), in the Guangxi province of southern China."

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:13

"Also, shame on you for insulting cats. They are one of the wisest and most organized of the races. They are deadly warriors, skilled at traveling through space, and stand resolute against moon beasts, the cats of Saturn, and other minions of Nyarlathotep."

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 21:49

EDIT: GUYS PLEASE BE CAREFUL READING THIS BECAUSE I THINK I’M STARTING TO GET A BLACKOUT FROM SHEER ANGER AND I’M ONLY ON HIS FIRST “REASON”

EDIT 2: HEY, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TAG THIS AS, PLEASE JUST… TRY NOT TO READ THAT OK? HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE… DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM AND HOW THAT…. IS A RESULT OF BEING A CONFIDENT GIRL AND STUFF… AND HOW ANTIDEPRESSANTS ARE A SUBSTITUTE FOR “A MAN’S LOVING EMBRACE” AND IT TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS BECAUSE I’M DIZZY AND HARDLY BREATHING AND I’M HAVING A BLACKOUT.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:00

USB memory keys are small devices that plug into a USB port and appear as large removeable disk drives - in 2002 you can get ones that can store 128 megabytes, and soon there will be 1 Gigabyte versions. You can copy files to them as if they were a disk, remove the memory key and carry the data away on

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 00:26

Wow! What a load of sh*t! Truly atrocious in every which way imaginable.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 14:16

"Supernatural is a bogus term. If something exists it exists and if it exists it's natural. So far there has been nothing pointing towards anything that doesn't exist that exists."

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:03

"Although the song was far too gangsta (sorry for the pun) for me, I really could feel the emotions coming through this song!"

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 01:16

"Well isn't it obvious? He has no life and chooses to try and annoy people on the internet."

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 14:15

"Good God stays silent and The Great Evil rules this land"

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:05

Yayoi, the old Japanese name for the month of March, means "new life.” It implies that spring is coming soon...I certainly hope so with the frigid winter we have been having this year!

The only national holiday in Yayoi is Shunbun no hi, or Vernal Equinox Day, on March 20th or 21st. Once Shunbun no hi passes, cherry blossom season and the time for spring celebrations is not too far away.

The Hina Matsuri (Doll Festival), or Girls' Day, falls on March 3rd and is one of the most popular celebrations this month. Families with young daughters set up doll displays of the imperial court around mid-February. Moreover, families prepare delicious foods like chirashi sushi and strawberry daifuku and offer prayers for the girls' health, fortune, and happiness. Once March 3rd elapses, however, the dolls are quickly stored away owing to an old superstition that the longer the dolls remain, the older the girls will be when they get married.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 15:32

This person is not worthy of my enlightenment in any way what-so-ever. He continuiously pringles his dingus to the point at which it it unrecognizible to any man on earth... Except one. The man of which I am speaking is a despicible one, indeed. He enjoys fondling fluid-covered flounder fetuses frequently. Also, he partakes in the practice of precisely picking potatoes, pepperoni, and penises for his pepperoni potato penis pizza party (This party will proceed on March 69th 2069). His name by which he is called by his former comrades is Zakob. Zakob Zakob Zakob. Zakob2012. Killavanilla has been demoted to Pingas Monkey 3rd Class

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 20:53

"The Gradient Backgrounds are really cool."

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 21:03

Under this sun and sky, we are warmly hailing Andrew!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 23:58

Shame on you . God give u wisdom .u put this Vedio by purpose with godly Vedio .leave the sin . U have nothing to do . This kind of Vedio not effect on us . U r dirty mind person .

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:24

The moral of the story: Don't steal your friend's donuts or else a giant devil will destroy the city.

Or is it don't shoot off the devil's horn while he eats donuts?

Or that donuts are awesome and are worth waging war against the forces of evil and the paranormal over...?

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:55

Go back to reddit and sit in your poopy diaper until mommy comes home.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:47

"This item turned my daughters ears green and also got badly infected with them in I wud not recommend this item for children one bit"

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:57

"I would say this is definately comfort food; the faggots have a very soft texture and are obviously quite calorific; the taste is peppery and mild but a little sickly. Onto the gravy … this is nice and rich and cuts through the creamy mash."

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 08:18

He's so hot OMG) ) he's about 46 and he's still unbelievably hot . I wish I was that lucky woman who does bang bang with him)) I do love him )his voice is very sexy isn't it? Moms, do more mixed race boys and girls they are so cute and beautiful

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 17:31

What a degenerate display of race mixing and general perversion. These fucking Jews will put anything on TV to destroy our society. Unfortunately, there is only one way to stop them, and I think we all know what that is.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:45

Nay, Mjolnir! Bad! Thou art a hammer, thy shoes will not even fit!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 12:13

Keep a pair of scissors or shears or a knife handy in case you have to cut off rope in a furry.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 23:15

I definitely prefer MOO1. It feels more like a refined strategic game, whereas MOO2 is less about typical 4X play and more about coming up with broken custom race/tech combos. MOO1 is Civilization in space, MOO2 is Magic the Gathering in space.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7499 18:39

I read a book by a former CIA officer who was told by a Syrian in the fifties "I have alwoays considered ripping off the government to be a patriotic act."

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 13:58

Are We not human? If you cut Us, do We not bleed? (Metaphorically speaking cuz, If you cut ME I will end you.. :D)

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7501 18:04

"Why does everyone have little sisters?"

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 20:50

"_ADSKDNZXKcnajksdbhjkasbgdashkdbgashdbasjkdb aksdb ajksdbhasjkbd jorge en tanga YOUR MOTHER IS A MOTHERFUCKER........ AND YOU PETS............. AND YOUR sister.............. AND YOU"

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 21:19

There is an interesting tendency in Traveller we notice from time to time: the desire to reduce everything to formula and leave nothing to imagination or judgement. We came up with the number 120,000 tons from the air. Just made it up -- no formulas, no computer programs, no tables on which we rolled dice. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 07:31

Desperado, why don't you crush your dick in your girlfriends pussy? Oh wait, you don't have either of them. You should change your name to desperate.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 19:12

Am I the only person who thought that Tom Felton was extra sexy with his platinum blond hair? I mean he’s beautiful no matter what, but when I see pictures of him with his blond hair my ovaries explode.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 16:15

The point of the parachute account is to have a secret second account ready when your E/N thread goes really far south and you admit to fucking your dog or something. Then you start posting exclusively with the parachute account and, this is the important part, you never mention any relation to the dogfucker account.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 22:36

There was a man named "penis von lesbian" who was very unsuccessful. He changed his name to "dick van dyke" and well, the rest is history

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7506 00:02

I've done 100 kegels a day, every day, since I was sixteen- my pc muscles are already at hulk levels of strength. Would ben-wa balls do anything for me? Would I accidentally rip my boyfriends basilisk off with my chamber of secrets?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:18

Why play scrabble why not just f*ck you'll like your wife better and have fun.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 14:20

>FFM

That would be different since a dick is in the mix.
The only dick here is you.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 20:45

You want me to JO to midget furry porn and drink copious amounts of Sunny D.?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7508 11:25

Nobody cares about your stupid half-assed attempt at a map, Drew. Also use a better source port, not that shitty discontinued program called Skulltag. Also what the fuck at enemy names: Ass-Invader,Assbuste r, Chekwob, Brown Butthole Demon, Huge mouth made to swallow cocks, I put my dick in these things,Chin-Caco Demon, White Cock, Demon Cock, Terminigger's son, (AT)Jack101's raw rotten turd, UltimategAyVGN, You in 2 years, Clan -=>TS

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 02:10

i was standing above the motorway and it was completely empty in both directions and i thought hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 10:05

i have a dick but there isn't much i can do with it

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 17:09

Fear not! we contacted that man about his horrible actions towards the life animals, and he assured us! that he also devoured the dog, so you all can relax, no food was wasted.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7509 23:28

Foreigners, Don't come to JAPAN!! BEGGERS!!
We JAPANESE hate Foreigners!! Consciousness this!! Stupid Niggers!!
Why such a UGLY black monster come to this beautiful island?? Die!
Black people, Indian, Pakistan, Nepa, they are very bad smell!!
FUCKIN' loser poor country people shit!! Fuckin BAD SMELL MONSTERRRR!!!!!
They come to only to get Japanese YEN!!!!!!!
They all are BURDEN of Japanese society!!!
They will invade fiscal resource of OUR TAX!!!!!!!
G E T O U T O F J A P A N , F U C K I N' F O R E I G N E R S !!!!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 17:17

I just realised that my cat used to rape my arm and I actually felt his penis a few times.
Oh God.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 00:26

no idea what you just said but i don't really appreciate your tone.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7511 16:13

HE WANTS MY BODY ON THE LETTUCE

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7514 07:40

However, in the case that someone does get a computer destroying WAD onto the archives, then I think that should defiantly be removed.

98 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7515 20:39

How did she get a haxsaw? That is the Crepy part of it.

99 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 00:03

That was so unexpected!
It sent me into a fit of hysterics! xD

100 Name: (´･ω･) : 1993-09-7516 01:50

such a coward move omg go join colton in losers who cant hack it day camp bitch

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