[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 17:26

You know that dude who's going around rubbing people's butts? I just farted in his face.

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 18:12

Envy not those with wings, rejoice in that they fly!

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 02:31

He's a spaz and the natural reaction is to punch a spaz.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 11:59

Indeed; I guess a US war hero in the Vietnam war would have been someone attempting to somehow stop the war. In that sense, Trump is probably more of a hero than McCain, albeit a most pathetic one if he managed it by being a rich boy with privileges.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 01:41

It's like telling someone to "summon rocket" instead of "summon rocketammo". While facing a wall. =P

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 02:37

Many crimes are committed by fatherless black men. I am assuming you are white. Plus you have like 30 dads. So you are very lucky because you will never go to jail ever, what with all that white skin and al those dads

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 12:45

NEStroid bestroid

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 14:26

My father died of AIDS related health issues almost two months ago, no wonder given his lifestyle. I felt nothing. As usual.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 08:27

Today, I told my little sister (she is five) that I have a friend that they are genderfluid. My sister asked me, gIs (Drew) a boy or a girl?h and I said gThey are both a boy and a girlh and she just says, gOh! Like Stevonnie!h and goes back to coloring.

She understood gender fluidity because a kids show showed a non-binary character. Steven Universe is important. Representation is important.

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 13:49

>One drop of evil white blood running through your veins makes you an evil, privileged, white monster, responsible for every last bit of feelbad on the planet.

So like the President, then.

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 14:25

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961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 23:35

What are your sources?
Btw, a teacher of mine told us, that back in the 17th or 18th century, docotrs also ate the poop of kings to decide wether they were ill or not!

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 01:07

Because my mother is visiting me for my birthday (which is tomorrow) and so I haven't been near a computer in two days. This is the first opportunity I've had to get online. Oh well, she keeps buying me plenty of booze so I'm not complaining.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 01:18

Zhou Yu is totally in the closet. He is in love with Zhuge Liang and he wouldn't admit it. I don't blame him. I would choose Kongming over that Xiao Qiao anyday.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:24

If Cortana worked in Spain, then it should be able to work in most of Latin America, and the differences in local variations of Spanish to Castilian would likely be more amusing than frustrating.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 17:32

I got what he said. For the sake of clarity allow me a reiteration of my prior post: Establishing proof of concept is not the same as establishing an industry standard. This article is clearly about possibility and potential rather than execution and enterprise. His knee-jerk response, though entirely valid, is so unnecessary it borders on pedantic :D

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 23:50

Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in
anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why
to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that
is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why
anyone would bother.

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 16:19

FYI - In comparison Ferrari's of the era were hardly built any better . The standard comment made by most any Ferrari owner in the know when asked why Ferrari's build and materials quality was [ and is ] so poor in light of the price being ;

" Because they're built by Italian Communists that hate your guts for the fact that you can afford one "

A fact that unfortunately and despite all the rhetoric coming from Ferrari is still pretty much the same today

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 21:29

>>923
After that many blows to the head, can you blame him?

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 21:41

I like the expressions on the mohawk trolls face in this page, too bad it will be over for him soon.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 00:08

The kid in the middle is most likely to become a serial killer.(👀) I see you!

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:13

Today I had a revelation. I once again realized how I hate this pathetic parody of a country. Let me share my revelation with you, Bernd.

Do you know what is the name of one of Russian cable network erotic channels? I found it out just today, by chance. It's called Russian Night, and as I heard these words, a bottomless abyss had opened before my eyes and looked into them.

As the West is undergoing its colorful Untergang, painted in all colors of the rainbow, the satanic Night reigns over Russia, and in the pitch-dark depth of it, there is a lone man: he's sitting in front of the TV, he's blankly staring into the screen, and on the screen, there is a bald merry midget giving the audience a lecture on the benefits of sunbathing. He's dressed like a jester, he makes everyone laugh; everyone but Russians. It's called RN, the channel, and The Russian Night with Merry Midget, the program. The man's hand is moving up and down, up and down. He likes the show the midget is giving to him, his black saliva is dripping from his chin, his heart is beating fast: doki-doki shichau no yo.

The wind is howling behind the window, and dashed lines of snow flurry hit the window glass which is thin, too thin, a mere crust over the bubbling ocean of snow that symbolizes everlasting repentance in our sad little story. He's on the ninth floor of a commieblock built upon bones, pus and hatred, and far below, transparent shadows of former humans are silently strolling across a snow field desperately searching for the last trolleybus; but it's long gone. And the man keeps moving up and down his hand with another part of the body I am too ashamed to name firmly, manly, umzumanly gripped in the palm, as if not seeing the face of a white mad monk clutching the handle of his hatchet in his hands and is patiently looking into the window.

I leave it up to you to figure out what this complex image symbolizes.

Picrelated is the new flag of Russia: the upper part symbolizes piss, the lower one shit. The entire Flag symbolizes the Russian Night. Please stand up, it's being raised.

Just now a car with drunk gopniks has stopped under my windows and guess what music is loudly played in it? It's Strauss. Not joking. Can't imagine for a better symbol of the surreal world I live in.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 07:20

>>971
it was kc tier

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:36

Could you do it like how you did V2. Started with Noobland. Then it slowly stretched to Bandits and then the arena and then temple etc. When you make or complete an area then add it to the game. The updates would keep the game (even if its small) interesting. That would give people something to play and also provide you with ideas. It would get some excitement going about V3.

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 10:28

For most people, clinical depression isn't a thing that can be cured, but it can be effectively treated and managed.

I find that "having a bitch around your penis" therapy is an effective part of a treatment regimen and (if you find the right bitch to put around your penis for the long term) can give you something to hope for in the future.

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:05

Of course, I suppose the lack of Brutal Doom infecting an entire wiki is why the real Doom Wiki is called the Doomworld wiki, because it means the doomwiki doesnt like brutal doom and only the elitist berks at doomworld don't like doodle broom

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 05:52

you combine two of my favorite things, ISIS and Slice of life animes, good job.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:42

Excuse me the old testament says angels came down and did the dirty with humans, so clearly the genetic variation came from them.

I bet they fucked the mosquitoes too. They were like Zeus and just took whatever form got them some beastly sex.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:53

Haha, I don't think anyone goes to this much trouble with their actual partner, but from what I have heard (from people I've known in the industry) there are different standards you're encouraged to adhere to when your anal is being subjected to closeups and hi def video.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:55

EDIT: Please no more dick pics in PM. That includes pictures of Richard Nixon

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:30

It's a strange world we live in when the porn industry has a record of everyone they've ever shot and yet the police don't.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 23:15

Rainbows are racist for not having the color black anywhere in them.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 11:54

Whatfs up with all the self rightness up in this joint??? I am in my forties and some of the music my parents listened to was just as suggestive. Every generation have music like that. Stop acting like youfre so darn wholesome.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 17:40

I ran the numbers from the report produced by the NYC Department of Health and Hygiene for 2012 (the latest year published) and it was actually 52.6%. Thatfs still more than the total of live births and miscarriages combined. Combining miscarriages with abortions yields the startling fact that in NYC a black baby, once conceived is 40% more likely to die in the womb than to be born. A whopping 70% of black babies die before they draw a breath.

But gBlack Lives Matterh. Doesnft look like it from where I sit.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 22:10

This is what autism looks like when it gets outside its box.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 02:37

I'm not having this conversation with an adult who poops in a diaper.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 03:33

I'm not looking for angst and my tolerance for weird is generally pretty low. I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 04:28

Beer, Votka, Tequila... now if Korpiklaani made a song called Chocolate Milk my life will be complete

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 18:44

"Is it possible that GRRM loves books and dorritos more than I love penis?"

I think you would have to love penis an awful lot to win that particular contest. But I'll take your word on it.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 18:54

I give SW2013 full Wang.

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:11

the unrepentant, purposefully blown-out weeb-ness physically hurts me.

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:43

Hug me please D;
U have stuff animals for all
🐶🐱🐰🐻
We can even play dress up with them!
🎩👑👒👔👓🎀
PlzImScaredAsHell

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 22:44

Why the fuck are you saying this "mp3" shit that shit needs to burn in the 90's where it belongs we got like OGG Vorbis and Opus now which are both successively smaller faster and more efficient than mp3 and you're all up and on about some messy copyright mess of a format like a bunch of creepy-creeps I don't know where you're pulling all these flacs from but they better be Sonic After the Sequel levels of eargasmic original ost soundtrack music if its just copyrighted songs or rips from Super Nintendo games you're going about everything wrong and horrible because even if it was something from like Sphinxter and the Scursed Muppy Babies on the Xbox ripped straight from the disc if it was ever at any point rendered in a lossy format before becoming a flac you're doomed to have a gugajigglion petabyte wad for no reason and there's n

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 00:31

This shitty story caught me off guard I didn't think there was an actual danger to the plot besides the MC's buffoonery.

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 03:58

The universe is set against you so that you may become glorious.

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 23:13

Good lord.

How many people died of ebola in Africa last week?

How many people died of AIDS in Africa last week?

How many children starved to death in Africa last week?

How many people were tortured or murdered by African governments last week?

And these people are upset about an animal? Seriously? This is all a joke, right?

Look, I know there are conservation laws, and I know there are game wardens. These things exist for a reason. I get that. My suspicion, though, is that a naive American tourist who paid a great big wad of money to go to Mugabestan on safari put his trust in the local hunting guides who told him, oh yes, Bfwana, we do everything legal-like here, you betchum. And that somewhere along the way the dentist failed to give out enough bribe money to the locals. He gave some Zim customs inspector a twenty, who wanted to hold out for a hundred, and now feels insulted. He paid a game warden five dollars who wanted twenty to stamp his ticket. And now the Zimbabwean government, which is utterly corrupt and inept from top to bottom and end to end, an absolute basket case even by the abysmal standards of sub-Saharan African failed states, is telling goofy stories about the horrible Boer foreigner who failed to pay enough baksheesh to Inspector Mtebele–er, we mean, who killed the wrong lion by unspecified but doubtless horrible means that are doubtless beyond the pale. Because a country where cannibalism is listed as "death by natural causes" knows whatfs beyond the pale. And all right-thinking people are expected to be outraged by it.

Pardon me. My eyes rolled so far that they fell out of my head and are even now rolling back and forth across the Internet. Have you seen them?

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 05:34

That's the endgame, right. Feeling rather than thinking. Grammar is a crutch, really.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 16:16

In a short period of less than a year, two distinguished physicists, A. Slavnov and F. Yndurain, gave seminars in Barcelona, about different subjects. It was remarkable that, in both presentations, at some point the speaker addressed the audience with these words: 'As everybody knows, 1 + 1 + 1 + · · · = −1⁄2'. Implying maybe: If you do not know this, it is no use to continue listening.

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 17:41

>>996
"feeling t a n a s i n n"

...?

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 18:34

wow glassyman likes this, automatic 0/5

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