Penis cockin' (29)

1 Name: PENIS EXPERT : 1993-09-7468 16:21

Hello, sorry to bother you.

Thanks,

  • PENIS EXPERT

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:30

PENIS EXPERT, why does my penis hurt when I get horny?

Thanks.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:46

>>2
It's because you don't wash it after masturbating.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 18:32

PENIS EXPERT, why does my penis smell weird

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 20:54

Dear Leader says that this thread sucks.

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6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 21:54

PENIS EXPERT, why is "penis" such a hilarious word?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 22:12

PENIS EXPERT, where is my pen?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 01:30

PENIS EXPERT, what is mightier than the sword?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 03:34

>>8
The PENIS, of course.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 10:23

>>7
It's on the PENIS COURSE.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:26

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 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole PENIS thing.
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12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:22

>>11
We could change it to penis or even pENiS if you feel more comfortable.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:54

( ゚ m゚) Look, it's not like I don't like the one I've got or anything. It's useful for pissing and occasional sex. I just have more important things to focus on.

( ゚ m゚)

( ゚ m゚) Like listing things I'm not into.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 23:15

( ゚ m゚) Such as the PENIS.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 02:25

Zardoz, is the PENIS evil?

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 08:40

Mysterious are the ways of the PENIS.

17 Name: Zardoz : 1993-09-7473 17:59

( ´ω`) Yes. The penis is evil.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 01:22

If we assume (just for a moment) that penis is not evil and it doesn't shoot seeds, then all your theory crumbles, ANTIPENIS GUY!!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 17:00

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:20

Peni is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple peni, please report the situation to the proper authorities immediately.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:26

dusthillguy

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:28

seeds of evil
SEEDS OF EVIL

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 15:24

PENIS SEXPERT

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7889 21:03

PENIS EXPERT, why is my penis bent?

25 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 11:09

PENIS EXPERT, what is 👇 this thing?
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26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 04:23

Regarding a 6.5-inch long penis (my dick length):

"ERECT

81.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 183 should be larger

:O"

—Penis expert website: http://howlongismyschlong.com/

27 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10415 14:54

>>26
Is 5.5 circumference really 90th percentile

28 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10439 07:39

PENIS EXPERT, what is "renversed cock"? I read it here:

"tearless unprotesting naggers bibliophilisms antimonites gangbanged bedevilment hegemonist araeometer glidepaths footboys offtrack rhombenporphyry drove decentering outpeers simonise consecrators opercular praiseachs convoluted tapets drowner blindings tetanising angulations didynamies pensileness rebuttoning renversed cock . back in my day niggers were farm equipment. decluttering baryons bipyramid nonmaterial innocencies" --https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?erkaujfx,rh_ck,qrfzzwb156

29 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10443 00:20

>>28
Not OP, but a renversed cock is one with extensive experience fapping to Ren from Kagetsu Tohya or her Melty Blood variants.

You can safely assume that a cock is renversed if it instantly becomes erect when the attached individual hears or thinks of the sentence "A cat is fine too..."

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