[BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:34

>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:52

Atlantic Ocean

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 18:23

fosution

(my captcha)

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 18:25

Shittens

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 18:41

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 19:55

Make fosution the solution

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 19:57

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8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 10:10

Extreme Agile Pyramidhyperscheme

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 11:29

Affiliated with Pax Tsukuru Inc.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 15:54

We are the Outback Steakhouse of Toilet Paper. Our business space encompasses the universe. We expect to make profits exceeding 12 figures by 2025. Macro Trends show our target demographic (everybody) is an idiot, therefore they will give us money. So you should too.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 17:00

"These dubs ain't the only thing to check around here. http://zen-and-the-art-of-fisting.tumblr.com/" per every textboard's 11th post.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 17:18

Peter F. Dick

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 17:45

I am not a number, I am a free man!

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 17:53

Does anybody need another coffee?

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 19:29

We still get health insurance right

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 21:05

I think I jammed the printer, someone should fix it I guess.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 21:13

What do the Kha'ak want?

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 21:27

< MΝL> Fosution (subsidiary of Samsung) is greatest company under heaven nida!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 00:38

Minecraft: Pocket Edition

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 07:02

ruquotion

(the new captcha)

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 11:47

I cannot tell you how immensely sorry I am that things have turned out this way. I will admit that mistakes were made and I'm very sorry if anyone was upset by this. Again, I must express my most heartfelt regret that half of this year's profits mysteriously vanished into an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands, and promise that it won't happen again.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:13

Yeah we fucked up. ruqtuotion can't deliver on our MVP without another several trillion in funding. I guess a fully-functioning cyborg Korean was too ambitious.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 18:28

Dammit, I paid good money for those shittens!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 19:45

Good fucking riddance, the company was run by a bunch of heterosexual white men anyway!

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 20:24

They didn't even give us interns a company discount.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 21:04

I ordered something I wanted online, but the software put something in my cart that I didn't want. I call support and get no help, and if I can't fix the order, I end up paying return shipping and a restocking fee on that thing I didn't want.

What the hell is were these people doing when they built this company?!

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 21:41

I am a Kha'ak and I desire this product.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 22:55

I fell for their viral marketing scheme hook, line and sinker. I feel so manipulated!

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 08:22

Is this customer service? Whenever I try to run Minecraft: Pocket Edition, it crashes right after I enter my banking information and SSN at the login screen. When are you going to fix the crash or can I get a refund?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 17:14

Look, all I'm saying is that having a system that allows for extreme wealth inequality is great motivation for people who are at the lowest income bracket. It gives them a ladder to move up, if they so choose. If we were freakin' commies we'd all make the same and then CEOs and inventors would have no motivation to reinvent the wheel instead of just working at Micky D's. You know what I'm saying?
Besides, billionaires deserve all the money they make. They're not your average joe who unclogs toilets for a living.
All I'm saying is... is this money is mine, fair and square. We're too big to fail anyway so it's not like the government's going to do anything about it. And I can just pay off cops. No one can arrest me.
Even if I do get brought to court, I can always claim that I don't know where the money went. What's Bitcoin? What's a Swiss bank account? I don't know! I only have pfff money stored in baha American banks!
At the end of the day, life isn't fair. Deal with it.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:39

>>30 I used my meager pay to buy a Mosin Nagant sniper rifle and a can of 7.62x54r ammo. BANG, one criminal CEO gone, 900 more to go.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 03:23

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33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 09:01

>>32
This is strange, there are no records of this company existing past 1993-09-7955, only 2 days since its founding.

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