ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (79)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:18

Go ahead and dish; I promise it won't hurt their feelings.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:22

This fat guy was lying on the pavement right in front of one of the bus stop benches. He was really really fat, wearing shorts, and focused on his iPhone. His legs were covered with bug bite scabs. Dude literally had more scab than skin on them legs.

Ew.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 02:54

I saw a black woman with pink hair. She seemed really happy. I saw another black woman standing with her torso 90 degrees to her and her hands on her knees as support. She was just standing like that the whole time I was behind the red light waiting to go.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:08

Some pear shaped woman is telling her kids to eat health food.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:45

Hairy smelly hobo in a winter jacket in 90 degree weather outside the library marching back and forth ranting. "Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute! Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute!"

He seems upset.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 00:10

An old woman in the middle of an intersection, with a grocery cart full of soda bottles, examining the pavement intently for a reason I could not determine, oblivious to the three directions of traffic she was blocking.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 01:39

I have to get up around 3:30 am for my internship, and about three times now I've encounter a guy who walks his dog by driving around in his car, holding the dog's leash out window, with the dog running besides the car.

( L_½M) dog bless this country

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 02:05

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 17:38

Dude from >>5 is puttering around the library saying "Brilliant brain, micron technology, but he's dead now, he's dead. Yes, he's a billionaire." and variations on that.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 23:54

A man with two of his friends standing on the corner talking about tagging signs, who then proceeded to mime an old woman(?) by pulling his shirt half-over his head like a shawl and hobbling around.

(*߁[ß) That's not very freakish.

(;ß A ß) I really just wanted to bump the thread!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 02:21

I saw a skinny, old-looking man (meth victim?) walking around with a thing on his shoulder, looked like a boombox kind of thing, walking around right at the driveway entrance to a building off a busy road. Someone was trying to pull out onto the road and she seemed hesitant to move lest she hit the guy. He was looking awkward as hell but didn't seem to care, looked happy enough. Though it was probably just insanity.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 02:52

>>11 I think I saw the same old man, riding a big adult-size tricycle with a basket down the middle of the street at a ridiculously slow pace. By my estimation there's about a 100% chance he's had his drivers' license revoked due to too many DUIs.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:10

Big black guy on a park bench is field dressing his huge mutated inflamed puffy-ass foot by wrapping it in a nasty old scarf. His other foot looks to be about normal size. I hope he has a doctor take a look at that thing some time.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8023 10:15

Myself, at 2 am, shirtless and in my underwear and having the shit clawed out of me by my cat who tried to run out when a police officer appeared at my door asking me if I've got any information about a group of "2 or 3 suspicious white males" who may be hiding near my apartment complex.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 02:32

Some middle aged white woman in the city. She'd gone for one big fat dreadlock instead of a bunch of smaller ones.

I suppose that saves time...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 18:37

Guy with a giant puke stain on his shirt browsing the investment books today.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 19:44

I see a lot of blacks riding those handle-less Segway things. Eighty percent of the people I've seen with those are black

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 21:01

I walked into a convenience store that I rarely visit to use the restroom. When I began to make my exit, a young black man stood in front of me with his hand in his jacket, pretending to have a gun. He said, "don't make this difficult". It was at that time that I pulled out my own firearm and shot him eight times. I said, "stupid nigger" and continued to make my exit.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 01:23

>>18 and then you ran to 4chan, right?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 16:33

>>19
Mad

Fat nigger with no shoes carrying a big purple blanket across the street.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 17:10

>>20
U mad brother ;)

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 17:50

>>18
$100% happened

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 19:53

>>18 is actually a young black man who shot the guy leaving the store and then stole his belongings and his identity.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 04:00

Also, the current derogative is "dindu". As in "Idindunuffin!"

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 22:14

I took the bus some time ago. At the stop there was a woman playing some JRPG on her laptop with audio on. It seemed to play at 800x600 and she was above decent at it. Later she helped me with the coins and it turned out she was quite nice.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 05:53

This couple next to me right now at the library is playing neopets together. They seem like they were made for each other.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 20:41

Tall, heavy guy with a beard was walking out various patterns on the square-grid concrete outside a mall with a childlike smile on his fat face.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 23:08

One overweight, unattractive woman grinding on another overweight, unattractive woman while standing in line at the Chik-Fil-A. The grinder was also softly whispering what sounded like rap lyrics to the grindee. After a few moments, she circled around and switched from grinding to humping. It was rather revolting.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 23:12

A girl talked to me...why would you do that?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 17:36

>>29
I typically assume pity.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 18:34

Or they were setting you up.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 19:43

>>29
Maybe she was extremely bored.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 23:25

>>29
Maybe she was extremely broad.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 00:21

>>29 She wanted to see if you would pay $25 for quick oral sex.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:47

An unwashed Indian man touching himself.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 01:42

An old homeless man lecturing his brown paper bag of alcohol.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 17:41

I parked my car and a large woman was standing out on her stairwell, smoking and talking loudly on the phone while watching me. As I was checking to see if my back bumper was sticking out too much, she laughed and shouted at me, "You know big SUVs come barrelling out of that driveway every morning, right? If you care about your back bumper, you probably shouldn't park there. Try that spot across the street, they never come out of their driveway."

I thanked her and moved my car. My bumper was saved.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 19:39

Dude picked up a payphone and started an argument with it. He kept going, getting angrier and angrier until the cops drove him off.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 19:59

Fat dork on the bus seat in front picked his nose, ate it and then got his dick out.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 00:54

Skinny millennial dude with big plastic women's sunglasses and one of those Japanese animal knit hat things of a Hello Kitty Frog character with one eye replaced with a bold x that probably looks cute on kids and young girls waiting near the bus stop and power-vaping so hard he was coughing after every drag.

Wouldn't be surprised if the vape was fruit flavored.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 20:51

Naked man sitting on the bed of a pickup truck on the shoulder of the 101 North being touched on the head and back by 2 firefighters.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 16:16

A man staggering (or perhaps simply walking ungracefully?) around a snowy parking lot, shovel in hand. Every two or three minutes, he would pick up a shovelful of snow and deposit it to his right. This was never outside of the parking lot - he simply moved small amounts of snow from being in front of one car to being in front of another car.

43 Name: ( EÍE) “Ê : 1993-09-8212 01:20

Someone (didn't see who) tried to make a nest in the men's room handicapped stall by pulling all those toilet seat covers out and spreading them all over the floor. He used at least three of them to wipe his ass too.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 03:04

Homeless crazy yelling about Naria at some little kids with concerned parents

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 10:24

Fat lady was playing a JRPG at the bus stop of a small French village on her netbook. The game was running at 4:3 but the screen was 16:9. She was kind to me when on the bus.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 14:06

At the gas station this morning, a shady as hell-acting guy came up to me and started talking to me out of nowhere, but I could barely understand him. Then the gas station owner/proprietor guy came out and started yelling at him, saying he'd call the cops, etc. and he beat a fast retreat. I guess shady guy had been hanging around the station for a while bothering customers. Whether he was just drunk, or was looking for money or whatever, I never discovered.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 14:41

Man yelling his distate of FUCKING CUNTS at 4am in low-key british suburb

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 18:48

>>40 I live in a city that's one third these people, one third drunk frat bros and sorority blondes, and one third black people

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:05

>>48
Seattle?

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 03:12

>>49 close enough.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 21:25

He was a very dorky guy who was slightly overweight and very unhealthy looking. He and his friends were having a conversation in the library that everyone could hear. Occasionally, he would brag about his highschool achievements despite that he was about to enter graduate school (which he claimed was prestigious). It caught me by surprise when he said he had a "runner's body," which I couldn't imagine what led him to believe that. Then he started talking about drugs. A friend of his was prescribed a drug that was "so powerful it had the same legal status as marijuana." Sometimes people in his group would repeat each other if they thought another person said something funny. Basically, I need to move to a different location, and stop directing all this hate at him.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 00:30

A guy in nothing but his footy shorts, wandering around and yelling about how someone needs to sweep up the leaves on the road

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 02:22

The fishman wanders around my town. He's fat enough to not have a neck any more, is bald, wears coke-bottle glasses and mouth-breathes with his huge-lipped gob like a human goldfish. Apart from the mouth breathing, he has nothing resembling an expression going on - the rest of his face is completely slack.

I wonder if he's from Innsmouth.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 04:27

Guy crosses the street this morning while traffic's flying along, sleeping bag on one shoulder and the other hand flipping off incoming cars while he yells "ASSHOLE!" over and over and over. He even kept yelling "ASSHOLE" after he'd crossed the street and was walking down an alleyway.

Way to fight the power, dude.

55 This post sucked.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 01:14

Someone driving a totally blacked out Prius. Windows, taillights, the whole thing. He'd even removed the Toyota logo and tags from it. I guess it was about as scary looking as a Prius can get.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8689 02:51

>>51
I think I know that guy, especially the "runner's body" part, but the guy I'm thinking of wasn't "about to enter graduate school" (though he would have said "join the graduate program" or something), he was about to start taking graduate classes about the time that post was made. He failed/dropped all of them.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 20:04

Dude carrying two paper shopping bags while wearing a sweater and knit hat in 80 degree weather belting out "Tuck Everlasting" at the top of his lungs.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 23:53

Homeless guy with a shopping cart full of crap just announced "Will our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please take the stand?"

I loitered for a while, but he didn't say anything else. I was mildly disappointed.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 14:43

I was on the bus today, and some black lady came onto the bus with what appeared to be one of those luggage cases with the wheels on the bottom that you bring into the airports. It was this kitschy, faded pink floral decoration, and she wore a scarf on her head and generally just a lot more clothing than one should expect here in Southern Arizona. Well, this chubby, white teenaged girl with blue hair had come onto the bus one stop earlier, and I guess she ostensibly snapped a picture of the black lady or something because that lady started talking to herself really loudly in a weird, passive-aggressive kind of way. And then she started yelling at the teenaged girl, and the girl asked her why she was yelling at her. It was at that point that the strange lady accused her of snapping the picture. She yelled a little bit more, and then she pulled out a bottle of Sriracha which she called my mace'' because she had been arrested before" and presumably couldn't carry actual mace. It was really strange, and I was a little scared that she would actually start flinging Sriracha all over the place and make a mess.

61 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8827 01:03

I saw a dude vibrating his head pretty fast. Also he had robot legs and was on some weird high speed Segway scooter thing zipping away.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 17:54

Some heavy dude sleeping, wrapped in one of those aluminum foil looking emergency blankets. My inner censor was asleep at the wheel and I blurted out "Hey, a burrito!"

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 01:25

Some guy writing out a religious manifesto. Well, it might be not be, but he's always here and it's typing up this monster of a thing

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 01:43

anything longer than a tweet is a manifesto

attention spans are dead and buried

we idiocracy now

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 01:58

>>64
Wow! How cynical!

66 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9042 00:18

This guy's been playing shitty Mexican tuba music from his motorcycle for the last couple days at night outside somewhere. Does he not have a place to sleep? Go away.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 23:04

Older black guy sitting in the corner of the restaurant, literally slapping his knee to the Big Bang Theory. It seemed like he was friends with the people that worked there.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 16:52

Fat babyfaced college age guy walking around with a my little pony and teddy bear hanging from his backpack, just like the Japanese girls do.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 06:51

white people past two:

"he's half china-person, half puerto rican"
girl: "i want to get in HIS PANTS"

(captcha: scare)

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 06:55

"freaks" is racis

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 07:17

>>69
This can't be real because asians have small cocks and girls hate small cocks

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 08:13

>>68 Girls do that everywhere, not just Japan

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 08:37

>>71

she said "half puerto rican" for a reason

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 09:40

>>73
So, half homeless?

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 23:54

I see this kid a lot, he's maybe 19 years old and he seems kinda slow, maybe not quite full retard but like Forest Gump retard. He just rides a bike around the neighborhood all day, but every time I see him he's on a different one, I'm pretty sure he steals them.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 11:23

Old dude at the grocery store buying nothing but like 15 24-packs of coke and a big bag of limes. They don't sell hard alcohol at grocery stores in my state so I'm 100% sure that his next stop was at the liquor store for some rum.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 18:16

Buncha white tech boys laughing to each other about how women are stupid for complaining about the size of the new iphone because it's not a problem for them personally

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 20:50

Some dogs are having a conversation with each other, like listening while the other barks and making different bark noises. I think they might be talking about me

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 22:38

alcoholic neighbor forgot his keys again and started yelling and getting really angry

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