[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 17:45

So in a multiracial society that rewards certain traits and penalizes others, different races will precipitate out, average-average, at different social levels. American blacks, for example, with low average IQ, low average impulse control, and high average inclinations to antisocial behavior, will tend to pool at the bottom of society, in slums and prisons and criminal gangs.

The blacks thus pooled, being too dimwitted to understand anything about biology or statistics, will attribute their sorry plight to the malice of hostile agents. Theyfll develop a lot of anger against those agents, the anger occasionally breaking out in riots.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 17:48

>>948 Fiat 500s are road going teddy bears.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 18:47

Noted cereal scholar Scott Bruce decried General Mills' decision to invent a new mascot for Chex cereal for such frivolous purposes, and dismissed the Chex Warrior as not compelling enough to sell the product.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 05:04

guys i think i really fucked up. ive been eating a bag of marshmallows a day since july. now i can feel my teeth moving when i cough

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 11:43

i'm drunk and bored who wants to hold hands

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 15:59

Why walnuts don't grow on walls

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 18:30

This is not making fun of atrocities. It pointing out that a laugh track is often used, more so then ever, to create a joke of things that are not at all very funny. Two and a Half Men is about a sad, pathetic alcoholic and his deadbeat brother struggling through life, acting like selfish idiots and hating their mother. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? Because the laugh track said it was okay to laugh? Why are people not picketing Two and A Half Men for making a joke out of serious issues? There is only a very small change in tone from Two and a Half Men to this, and yes, this scene COULD be a sitcom, with just a few tweaks. That is the point, and my hats off to the person who made this, I applaud your social commentary. No, I do not think killing Jews is funny. And neither did the maker of this.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 19:27

>>956
I kind of felt this when I watched Mom, another Chuck Lorre show.

>And in case you've forgotten, I got pregnant with you when I was a teenager.
>And please don't take this the wrong way: - It ruined my life.
>[laugh track]

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 04:02

yes you get banned for posting an image of a child being raped

but don't mind me, feel free to continue

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 21:11

NO NOT THE KAZOOS

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 21:48

You just ushered in an epidemic of burglaries by people with cerebral palsy. Canada loses again.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 18:28

Because Yang, like many retarded chinese figures across history got cucked to death because they married a shitty ideology and couldn't see 2 meters in front of them or didn't go with the times.

See most of the chink dinasties

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:46

Uh, "decent" is a strong word.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 21:50

Air Superiority exactly needs much more balance. For late game (it's 1052) there are 10 000 German interceptors versus totally 8000 planes of USA and Britain flying over London in fight of air superiority. Its silly numbers. About 20 000 planes only over Britain. It is enought to protect Earth against alien intervention.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 04:50

Vinny of Vinesauce likes to have sex with underage girls and boys and he uses his youtube fame and power to cover it up. You guys are awful people for supporting him because you are indirectly supporting the rape of young children. It makes me sick to even think about it! I can't believe you people

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 12:30

//This is a quick JSON parser I made that doesn't work on all cases, just the necessary ;*

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 21:43

i1942652 	a really big integer of over 1 million bits.

>>965 can surely only end well wwww

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 22:31

Interesting idea. Having that in mind loli vampires can be seen as the western bourgeoisie, notably with a strong French feeling as a nod to the the French Revolution in 1789, which signaled the beginning of global capitalist dominance in the 19th century. In fact the Scarlets' intrusion into Gensokyo is reminiscent of historical process of colonization by the Europeans during the Victorian Era, during which the colonial superpowers were not only invading and conquering less advanced states, but also exporting their own traditions and customs in an attempt to ``spread the civilization''.

In EoSD this process is represented by the Scarlet Mist Incident. The reason for starting it was quite trivial: Remilia wanted to feel comfortable during daytime, which could not be achieved with the omnipresent sunlight, but her initial idea to deal with that problem required forcing the native inhabitants of Gensokyo to conform to her foreign personal standards. This act of selfishness bears a striking resemblance to the diplomatic incidents during the Victorian Era caused by the violation of cultural taboos by the westerners, such as the Namamugi Incident. Ultimately, only a strong resistance by the Gensokyo natives forced the intruders from SDM to recognize them as their equals rather than inferiors, paralleling the recognition of Japan as the Great Power following the Meiji Restoration.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:26

>argh I come from a foreign land, giveth thine women unto me
>not so fast essai we'really getting riggity wreck'd by this trollsquid
> aite famalam let me at it
>he ripped its arm off the absolute madman
>thine women, fair Dane?
>kek, try the bottom of the lame
>if you saith so, companion, though it is a strange place to storeth thine maidens
>my god, what is that abomination, I had best destroy it with this conveniently located magical ax
>beowulf has returned! he has killed the trollsquid's mother
>then he shall be king

Right here, OP.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 06:18

Age is just a number. Prison is just a word.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:41

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:45

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:46

Huh. Didn't mean to double post that one. The page refused my captcha so I thought it didn't get through.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 15:19

Dream of potatoes

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 17:09

buddy, they wonft even let me fuck it

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 23:24

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976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:32

I dunno man, seems like a pretty simple rule of life. No one is perfect, yeah? Everyone has shitty features you wish they wouldn't have, even you. One of my best friends in high school and a bit after was a chronically depressed screamo fan who was also a born-again Christian who thought he had demons inside him. My other best friend was a girl who was a compulsive liar who was kinda bitchy about everything (she also talked a lot over movies, but that was actually amusing at times). Whenever she would come up with some new bullshit story that only served her ego and made her seem much cooler than she was, we would all play along, knowing full well even as high schoolers that she was lying. Pretty much all my friends were kinda awful like this at times. But I loved being around them. The girl would just suck our dick sometimes because it probably did something for her psyche.

The point is, if you wanna get high and fuck Marilyn Monroe in the ass in some 1950s place, then dealing with her shitty parts should be a small trade off. People who demand all their acquaintances be perfectly actualized and continuously self-improving people are people with no friends and also don't get laid.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 01:49

In case anyone's wondering
Their names are Brad McGuire and Steve Rambo
& the movie name is - "Cockpit" (part 1 & part 2 ) (Catalina Video)
Yes , part 2 is the sequel .
Details -
Brad McGuire -
Race - White , Height : 5'8" (172 cm) Penis : 8.5 Uncut , Hair : Bald , Eye Color : Brown

Steve Rambo -
Race - Caucasian , Height: 5'9'' (179 cm) . Penis: 8inch cut , Hair : Brown . Eye Color: Brown

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 00:37

Did a Markov chain generate this horseshit?

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 03:30

Jesus wasn't selfish, impatient or insecure and I'd wager thirty pieces of silver you'd deny him twice before the cock crows you simple fucking Simon.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 05:49

hey buddy i think you got the right door, the leather club's right here *whips out dick*

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 08:12

My wife and I were at a friends home having a little get together Bar-B-Q. The night came on and the children were put to bed. However one little four year old girl wanted to sleep in their parents' bed. So daddy tucked her in and proceeded to join us in the living room for drinks. (Side note: This is starting to feel like a police report...I apologize. Ifm in the moment) Anyway, a few minutes later the four year old walks in and announces to everyone to gLook...look it...Ifm a Princess and here is my wand...h I saw a bright flash of neon pink stream across the air. My eyes could not compute what it was fast enough before the mother gasped and snatched her daughter up, running head long into the hall. A few people cracked up and the father left to go attend to the embarrassed wife. I just sat there kind of confused, saying to myself all kinds of things like, gWas that a dildo...that was one huge dildo...why was it neon pink...God that dildo was huge!h You see what Ifm saying. You have to look past the point of someone finding it. What you really should be concerned about is what the personfs going to think once they do. By the way, to add to the story, one of my friends turned to see what the little girl was talking about just in time to get smacked in the face with said dildo. It was a great night.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 04:40

y'know the pokemon world probably has a lot of crime problems

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 14:54

Man, most nasheeds are just singing with maybe some drums. But here, man, I hear an electric guitar, a keyboard, and I'm pretty sure they make some pretty liberal use of synthesizers. Bonus points for using assault rifles/mortars in the percussion section.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 16:59

One of the challenges was where the examiners put a seemingly lost mobile phone in the back of a taxi that was taking the contestant to the studio for the dayfs shooting. All the white contestants, when they found the phone, did what they could to return it to its original owner. But, the black female contestant, who was supposed to be some educated and refined gprofessionalh with a good career, stole it. This outcome was exactly as I had predicted to my then wife, as we were watching the show together.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 19:27

thank god bane rhymes with plane or this memepoetry shit would be hard

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 10:34

I'll let my imouto vacuum my mind until I enter nirvana, where imoutos are on every channel you switch to on television, sitting there, flashing their panties once in awhile. True heaven.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 13:18

In other news, Google contemplates removing the reverse gear from their self-driving cars because only .04% of miles are driven in reverse /s

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 19:29

Reminder that Zhuge 'why does it always rain on me' Liang did everything wrong.

Reminder that Sima Yi did nothing wrong.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 09:25

I want to put my penis into a vagina.

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990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 17:21

The amount of people offended over this hashtag indicates one thing:

1. Some of you must be on your period.#IfMenHadPeriods

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 17:30

Too bad the appealing thing is the cute girl and not the headphones

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 22:47

If the earth was sacked, would anyone of importance notice? Most of it's population has never worked in their entire lives and the main source of income is welfare. Whole place could be torched and it'd only be a net benefit for humanity. Purge the useless eaters.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 02:57

That's a nice example of a Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc fallacy, which is why your argument is completely wrong.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 03:03

what about dicks

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 08:19

1942 Fairey Fuckbiscuit PR MkIX?

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 17:04

did you feed a neural net pixiv or something

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 20:42

Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 09:21

oh no we're going to bed together

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:08

Feminists should worry less about being triggered and more about being harpooned.
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