You are a successful businesswoman with 20+ years of experience in the field of plastics. You are running late for work. Your worthless but handsome husband is still asleep.
You are in a kitchen. There is a pot of coffee, an orange, and various kitchen appliances and cabinets here. Exits are west and south.
Burn that kush
Ask Susan about the Sirens and the magical pup.
Become cubist. Degauss the enemy. Reintroduce the dog and sit on his tail.