[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (999)

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-8189 22:12

Let's get to >>999 by thinking!

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:00

Life is like a mushroom. My sleazy friends grow them in their garage.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:26

What is this? This website filled with a bunch of fucking 10 year olds?

Ewwwwww mushrooms are yucky! No onions or tomatoes on my burger PLEASE. Eww mom, broccoli's GROSS!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:36

I've probably broken the law more than most people.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 00:08

>Almost everybody Ifve talked to in the food industry is facing consumer demand for these sorts of characteristics of their food, to remove ingredients people canft pronounce, for example.

And yet they insist on serving guacamole.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 01:28

>>4
I like to eat my friends mushrooms if that's what you were getting at. No problem with the mushrooms.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 02:38

>>4
Get over yourself, dork. It's because of idiots like you that no one can have a civil mushroom conversation. I'm not saying I'm anti-mushroom, but I don't like that the stereotype of people who eat mushrooms is that we're a bunch of edgy teens who thinks everyone else is 10 years old.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 03:02

>>8
Hey, I'll fucking shoot you, mother fucker.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 05:01

The main problem with mushrooms is they squeak on your teeth. That sound drives me mad. Same problem with eggplant. If you cook it so it's crispy that's not a problem, but it's pretty hard to do.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 06:08

Let me clear this up for everyone. Liking mushrooms is not subjective. What you think you don't like about mushrooms is something you should come to appreciate. If you don't, you will not be a happy person like me.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 10:21

Mushrooms are shaped like a penis and therefor gay.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 10:48

> The CSPI observed that while a mushroom is a fungus, Fusarium is not a mushroom, and stated, "Quorn's [mycoprotein] fungus is as closely related to mushrooms as humans are to jellyfish."

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:19

I like eating portobello mushrooms raw. The squeakiness is unbeatable.

15 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8190 16:38

I wanted to get 14 GET for personal reasons...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:39

Just 20 minutes late for that, huh? Pooped on by post-greedy mushroom lovers.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:55

Can't wait to eat some chanterelles tonight

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 18:22

>>15 Maybe next time sweetheart

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 18:41

I like mushrooms but I don't have any right now :(

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:18

Andrew, go to bed.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:24

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM I'M 31 YEARS OLD

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:42

Picky eaters need to be rounded up and killed

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:18

I wanted to >>15 get for political reasons.
Now the gays will have gay babies, force us to all eat mushrooms, and end up killing the polar bears.
I hope you're happy >>15. You boil my blood like a left-leaning newspaper.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:42

Pigs are smelly, muddy and gross. I don't know how manufacturers treat them to make "beef", but it can't be healthy. Sounds like a scheme to cash in on those sorry losers who kinda eat meat just because they always have followed by "that's my choice, okay?" but who have never actually killed their own dinner before.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:53

People who pride themselves on being locked out of a large part of the culinary experience by intentionally limiting their food choices really confuse me.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 22:12

Imagine being really into women lifting their shirts but also you have epilepsy and every time you search for "flashing videos" you risk having a seizure.

27 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8190 23:09

>>23
I'm sorry, but it would only postpone the inevitable.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 01:02

The concept of normal force didn't make a lot of sense to me until I thought of it in terms of a man stepping on a carpentry nail

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 01:23

dead board

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 04:21

Its probably not a good idea to use lumber that is still alive.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 05:27

When they said it might make my tastes change I thought they meant I might not like tomatoes anymore or I'd have an overpowering craving for pickled herring or something, not that "everything" would change to "ass".

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 18:36

>>31 If you were a dog, that would be the best change!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 02:36

Even when you're not feeling well, smile and you can gain popularity, money, and power.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:01

Why is the text art preview function still broken

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:41

>>34
communists from 6ch

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 15:44

I have made some mistakes.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 16:21

Big old sweater puppies

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 16:23

I want a milkshake because I misread >>36.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 18:02

GIRL has completed her journey, if any of you have Noby Noby Boy there is a nice message

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 19:17

I think you're full of shit.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 19:59

Listening to jazz should be a crime

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 22:51

Now I can't stop listening to Kill v Maim. How did this happen?
Even though I tossed the song because it had such an obvious chord progression.
Man, fuck it, Art Angels is the best thing Grimes has done. Ever.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 00:50

>>42
Shut the fuck up, holy shit

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 01:14

>>42
that's not saying much

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 13:00

Roses have thorns.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 15:46

What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 15:47

>>46
POMEGRANATES

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 16:19

WRAP‰IT‰UP

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 16:25

I draw super good on my cintiq

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:36

>>40
YOU'RE full of shit! Poopy head!!!

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 23:23

Can I say I'm offended without the implication that I think the offensive material should have not been made?

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:40

>>51
Yeah. It also works if you just find a portion of a particular material offensive and even that outside of the offense, you enjoyed such material very much. All acceptable among SJWs too.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:47

My grandfather's couch is covered with my grandfather's shit.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:49

>>52
OOOOHHHHHH Shitttt!!!1 He said it! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW!

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 01:00

i hate those fuckers.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 01:05

>>55
Get them! SHOW THEM HOW IT IS!! Let's not show mercy this time, and let's not stop until we SEE BLOOD!!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:25

I think we can close down the Letting The Mentally Ill Rule College Campuses experiment now. We have more than enough data to sift through.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:57

>>57
Wellllll saaaiiiddd. When willl humaanns leearrn?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:57

>>58
boop

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 10:09

>>58
Even before seeing >>57 I read that exactly how Simple Simon would have said it. Uncanny.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 13:12

Art nouveau is the best.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 19:10

>>51
No. "Offensive" is the same as "filth (ban this sick)".

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 19:54

I want the world to end

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 22:28

Several years ago I had a very vivid dream that the world was ending. Not in any specific way; everyone just somehow knew that the world was going to end very very soon. I remember that my parents and I went to an end of the world party, sort of like celebrating a graduation or New Year's or something. The conversation was sort of strained and people were drinking too much. My mother was determined to say goodbye to all of her friends, and kept dragging me along with her.

Eventually I got sick of the whole thing, stole my parents' car (I couldn't drive at the time, nor can I now, but never mind that) and drove away to the seaside. Then I just got out, sat on a bench and watched the sun setting in the sea, slowly coming to terms with the fact that the world was going to end, that everything I loved was going to cease to exist - and so was I. It was very peaceful.

If it were to go something like that, I would love for the world to end. Some sort of certain doom from above, forcing each of us to come to terms with our own state of existence, and then snuffing us all out at once. That'd be great. Unfortunately, if humanity is to go out, I don't think it'll be anything like that. It'll be something slow, painful, violent and ugly that we bring upon ourselves.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 22:46

The old Russian word "„‚„p„t," pronounced "rahd," is a cognate to the English "rad." This means that the common greeting, "„‰„„„€ „‚„p„t „r„p„ƒ „r„y„t„u„„„Ž," can be translated as "how rad to see you."

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 04:25

Sometimes sometimes is sometimes.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 12:35

Custard creams.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 13:08

>>65
It isn't old, as a verb it means "to be happy". For example, "„‘ „‚„p„t" (= "„‘ „ƒ„‰„p„ƒ„„„|„y„r") and means "I'm happy". The greeting is "[„`] [„€„‰„u„~„Ž] „‚„p„t „r„p„ƒ „r„y„t„u„„„Ž" without "„‰„„„€" — literally "[I'm] [very] happy to see you", words in square brackets can be omitted.

Adjective for "„‚„p„t" is "„‚„p„t„€„ƒ„„„~„„z", "happy". "Rad" is an abbreviation of "radical" (i.e. "cool").

But otherwise it's a funny observation.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 13:33

I put a lot of effort into that laboured "finally" pun. I hope one of you bastards appreciated it.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:10

>>69
I thought it was clever.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:52

>>70 (*߁[ί) ‚ζ‚©‚Α‚½

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 15:13

>>68
Fair enough. I've only had a semester of Russian and didn't expect anyone to call me out on it.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 20:50

I like when bands put that best song of an album last. It gives you something to look forward to.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 02:04

>>72
I'm Russian. Let's cheat on your tests.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 04:05

>>74
Anonymous acts of kindness like this on anonymous textboard channels warm my heart.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:22

It's not enough that they exist to serve me, I want them to be cheerful about it.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 17:13

Wanting, in despair, not to be oneself.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 20:53

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 21:38

In German, 'Zeug' is a word that means, loosely, 'thing'. For example, 'airplane' translates to 'Flugzeug', or 'fly thing'.

So when you're watching Scooby-doo and it's at that part where the monster comes out and startles Shaggy and he yells 'Zoiks!', remember that he's really just saying 'Things!'

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:16

I can't believe I started watching Full Moon o Sagashite just because of that ancient 2ch joke.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:34

The words "kook" and "cuck" come from the same word, but have dramatically different meanings.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:46

Oh, little spider. I can't stop glancing a you. Making your tiny web, wrapping up an even smaller, unfortunate insect. Your back and forth dangling is making me nervous and my skin crawl. You can stay where you are, I will not hurt you. If you wish to come my way, I shall move. If you follow me, however, I might have to relocate entirely.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:56

Zeus grant me strenght.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:39

Okay but you'll have to be more specific than that.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 15:41

THE SKY IS SHOUTING
THE SEA IS SINGING
EVERYTHING IS SPARKLING

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 16:32

Wearing a mask is surprisingly comfy. I should do it more often.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 04:33

What's gonna be the next sequence of situations that happen because of hypocrisy? I think we all know ;)

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 13:53

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghgh

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 15:52

Griffon, you have failed me. You are no longer worthy.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:00

Something is seriously wrong with my life.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:30

Sorry about that long comment.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:47

Coffee and paracetamol really is a winning combo.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:32

I don't care if heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ever gets back.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 21:49

And where's my boudoir?!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 22:13

It's really hard to find out anything about Yes using google.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:27

Godd damnn I had something to celebrate today but I think I forgot how to celebrate so I just went home got drunk and read the news.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:40

say what you will about Brave New World, free soma sounds better than this 1984 bullshit we got instead

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 03:34

We came to the Sun Room and entered up the anuses of human remains.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 05:56

No we didn't.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 08:30

God fucking damn it.

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