[FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (36)

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8398 13:17

Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right?

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8398 17:53

Sageru style broken html

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8398 20:45

is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8398 22:22

"Hitler did nothing wrong,"

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 11:56

says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes."

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 12:10

He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8398 14:08

"No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!"

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 14:59

Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 13:38

I did not order the fancy hearing cake!

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 16:23

Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda.

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 16:10

The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 15:08

But then, Hitler says - wait for it -

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8399 16:19

"My genocide crusade begins here."

THE END?

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