[FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (36)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 12:13

Previously:
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156478826/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156548439/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156551472/

A >>5, a >>6 and a >>7 walk into a bar. The >>5 asks the bartender for a >>4, to which the bartender replies ">>8"; the >>6 then asks the bartender for a >>3, to which comes the reply ">>9". Finally, the >>7 asks for a >>2, and the bartender says ">>11". "But >>10!" protests the >>7, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - ">>12"!

Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 12:48

PENIS

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 14:17

sparkling grape juice cocktail

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 15:23

fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 20:49

squat Armenian pawnbroker

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 21:15

Corean

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 21:19

That one dokyun with a trip

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 07:39

we don't serve those here

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 08:42

What are you, some kind of ass-eater?

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 09:55

You were holding one a minute ago

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:41

A what?

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:19

Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:32

A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and a That one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here"; the Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?". Finally, the That one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?". "But You were holding one a minute ago!" protests the That one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - "Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."!

Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:36

( ・ω・) Hey folks, check out this hilarious new joke I made up.

( ・ω・) A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and that one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here." The Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?"

( ・ω・) Finally, that one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?" "But you were holding one a minute ago!" protests that one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one..."Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."

( ・ω・) Bahahahahahahhahahah!!!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 04:22

Hahaha, I'm in tears, >>14! The PENIS bit got me.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 12:19

I liked the part where the Corean asked for [apology] juice.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 12:53

Here is the next joke: >>18,20-24,19,26,25,30,28,27,29

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 13:17

Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 14:08

"No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!"

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 17:53

Sageru style broken html

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 20:45

is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:22

"Hitler did nothing wrong,"

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 11:56

says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes."

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 12:10

He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 13:38

I did not order the fancy hearing cake!

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 14:59

Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 15:08

But then, Hitler says - wait for it -

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:10

The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:19

"My genocide crusade begins here."

THE END?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:23

Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:27

Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right? Sageru style broken html is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats. "Hitler did nothing wrong," says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes." He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender. "No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!" Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "I did not order the fancy hearing cake! Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda. The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better. But then, Hitler says - wait for it - "My genocide crusade begins here."

THE END?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:47

Hahaha, >>31, you're amazing! It's even better than the first one!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 18:32

Ohhhhh booooooy! Not agaaaaaain?!?!??

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:04

I don't get it. Can you guys explain the joke to me? Guuuysss??

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 04:36

It's a reference to “Swan's Way”. If you haven't read that, you probably won't get it.

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10424 01:48

There's these two guys working in a factory that makes Christmas decorations, and they're standing back to back operating the machine that makes holly wreaths. Big rolls of green plastic, printed to look like holly leaves, unroll into a compartment with big knives cutting them out. The roll is nearing the end so one guy is pulling the next roll out of the storage compartment, when he accidentally bumps the other guy off the platform, and he gets cut up and dies. His last words were “HOLLY SHEET!”

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