Hot pockets are an okay food.
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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
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#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
I don't think much of these lyrics.
The hoebe joebes
>>800
Not happening. Since he endorsed Trump later on, he will most likely get assassinated by a Hillary supporter just as he predicted.
Personality is basically a vector with n components, n being a large number of fictional characters. As you get to know someone, you establish an idea of their personality based on their distance to key figures.
I think you're full of shit, old man!
I'm the fun police. Just checking in to make sure you guys aren't having any fun.
The spider living in my bathroom is truly a beautiful specimen. It moves with such stately, deliberate grace. Its slender legs radiate out from its smooth little cephalothorax with such perfect symmetry. I hope some day I can be even a fraction as elegant as that spider.
The good news is that she would have said yes. The bad news is that she didn't.
I just heard that Death Grips referred to themselves as an “art installation”. For some reason, that makes me not care what their lyrics mean so much anymore.
I'm quitting a 4 years strong MMO addiction cold turkey, today is my first day off the stuff. I am also unemployed, how am I supposed to spend my limitless free time now?
>>811
• get at least somewhat fit. couch to 5k or something. every day do one more pushup than the previous day. whatever, it's up to you.
• can you sustain being unemployed? if not, get a job. it sucks, but money is pretty nice to have when you look in the fridge and the only thing left is ketchup. alternately, you could go to school and put off employment further if you haven't already, and make it so when you ARE employed you'll get more money (assuming you choose your major wisely and actually finish).
• what have you always wanted to be good at? draw? play clarinet? tie fishing lures? hack teh interwebz? whatever it is, choose exactly one thing to focus on, and force yourself to put 3-4 hours of genuine study into it every single day, no matter what, no excuses. if you can somehow sustain being unemployed, either spend double the time or do two different things. you'll suck for a while, and then after a few months you'll realize you're kinda okay, and then after a couple years you'll realize you're decent, and after a few more years you'll realize you're actually pretty good. I guarantee you will definitely hate it sometimes, but that'll pass. keep a log of some sort so you can track your progress and feelings, and only quit if you've hated it for an entire month in a row.
• join a club/organization, volunteer, do something in meatspace that's both social and positive. you don't have to commit a ton of time, but it'll enrich you and provide friendship opportunities. maybe you'll have to go through a few organizations before you find one you want to stick with, that's fine.
>>811
Kill people in the most creative ways possible. Think of the ways you have to cover your tracks and hide evidence while doing increasingly more creative stuff as a game
'Cause when it's the right one you can fuck up the little things.
>>811
>>812 is completely correct. I wanted to be creative, self-improving and studious, but what >>812 said turned to be my reality.
I'm glad that you're quitting your MMO addiction, congratulations! I can suggest drawing, learning a programming language or two. Perhaps, you could even sincerely read SICP until you completely understand it.
Starting something is hard, enthusiasm and initial easiness wears off in a week or two. But don't give up, stay focused and stay strong! We believe in you!
(I wish I could read >>813's words back in the day)
Did we really just stuffed the guy full of valuable advice in a matter of 15 minutes just a hour after his post? That's blazingly fast, I'm not used to this! It makes my heart race.
Loli yuri is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.
>>820
Do you mean age-gap loli yuri? Because yuri between two lolis is rare to the point of nonexistence
>>822
I was indeed meaning yuri between lolis and it is indeed rare almost to the point of nonexistence.
I guess he's already making anime real, just we got X in Korea instead of how the meme implied you'd finally be meeting your waifu.
I should go to bed already...
Everything's going to be okay.
"Did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Was she the chubby one?"
I hereby name this abomination "first approximation oyakodon".
jus cuz a nigga a DARK elf u niggas be thinkin he a pickpocket an shiet, das racis af ngl
>>822
What? Yuri between two lolis is far more common that yuri between a loli and an older woman. Most of the second day of comiket is yuri between two lolis, there are not very many books published of yuri with an older woman.
There's artists who all they do is yuri with only lolis like Sekihan and SOFTCHARM, where the loli yuri with an older woman has barely any published chapters, the only series that springs to mind is Hoshikawa Ginza.
i want "dicks out for harambe" poster castrated with a set of indonesian coins
using my power as soothsayer: someone will reply to this post with "dicks out for harambe"
The exploding circus is coming
>>837
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever! It even fixes the unclosed HTML tag earlier in this thread! Thank you so much, I love you forever.
</s> wow <s>
I have recently discovered that it seems to be the general consensus that "beat 'em up" is a term only used to describe scrolling fighting games where you fight multiple enemies, such as Streets Of Rage or Golden Axe, and not your one-on-one Tekkens and Street Fighters etc. I have had this the other way round all my life, based on how the Official PlayStation Magazine used the term. Have I really been wrong all these years?
>>843
I've always used it the first way. "'em" implies a large number of enemies, like "shoot 'em up." Of course, first person and twin stick shooters can have lots of enemies, but shmups claimed the name first.
Why is it 1am already...
The self-sufficient funny dogglys are doing wonders for the community
>>837
The "does this style not look right" link isn't offset correctly, it appears half way out of the border on the thread list.
>>849
Can you give a pic? Is it on dqn or another 4-ch board? What browser? It's a pretty hacky fix for whenever the user hasn't already loaded Pseud0ch, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't always work.
Mr. Trashman, bring me some trash.
devkitpro are stuck in the 90s or something, it's embarrassing
https://github.com/devkitPro/buildscripts/commit/bc708a543cc8e81e9bd9bf6f8aeec5791ca95c1c
My baby brother killed himself in some really fucked up situation and in a really fucked up way. Me and our mom are destroyed and traumatized. Knowing what I know, I don't know how to move on. I have no idea how to help my mom.
>>855
If you can afford it, therapy is probably the best first step. Your insurance might cover it. I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope it doesn't stop you from ever being happy again.
>>855
Wait was he an actual baby or did you mean it as your younger brother? Either way, that sucks, and I wish I had some words of consolation.
>>855
That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.
>>855
Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?
I guess I just have a bad batch of razors
Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.
joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line
I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?
>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.
I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.
>>869
Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.
>>869
Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.
Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.
I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.
Captcha: geib
>>870
That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:
if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals. Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.
>>869
I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.
What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.
>>872
I want to play it.
craaaaazy
poison the attic I am
craazy
chewing gum fishing
THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MORALS AWAAAY
>>871
I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.
>>869
the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.
>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.
do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.
>>875
They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.
Captcha: diy
>>875,878
Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.
Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.
Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.
Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.
Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.
I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much
>>875,881
https://repl.it/E31Q/1
Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!
RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?
The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.
♪ California girls, we like to take our panties off ♪
♪ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top ♪
>>890
I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.
Stop pooping, starts shitting.
>>892
I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
♪ I wanna rape ♪
>>879,880
I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.
For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.
On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!
vc: shidick
Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.
You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes "あわわ!".
I'm having an autistic day.
900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.