[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:58

"Suicidal pokemolestator", "Mystic Pokemon Holocaust", "2003 Years Of Lies, 1 Year Of Pokemolesting" and "Yellow Fellow" can be downloaded from the band's website.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 21:18

As usual, Microsoft has made a horrible decision that makes their entire application terrible and unusable.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 01:30

All this comment section needs now is someone with an anime profile picture.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 01:36

Hi, I'm Khalid al-Mihdhar. And this is Jackass.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 04:29

You are just renaming things. A safe space is actually called "private property". And PTSD triggering does not occur from text or words (unless there is a ghost haunting you and talking shit). That triggered feeling is just a sign that you take yourself and your opinions too seriously

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 07:20

>>6
Could you imagine finding someone this willfully ignorant in real life?

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 13:42

>>7
You mean the ignorance of intellectual isolation that "safe spaces" provide? Well, if you get "triggered" that somebody else doesn't share your values or your point of view, it's a good sign that you need to stop and think about the cause.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 13:46

>>8
Congrats, you said some buzzwords. Can you actually make your pseudo-intellectualism into something more meaningful? Like, maybe a thinkpiece, or a particularly strenuous bowel movement?

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 14:03

>>8
>>9
This is not the place.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 14:20

>>6-9
Two people fart into each others' mouths. Who wins? Not society, that's for sure.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 14:32

>>7,9,11
Go back to tumbler, jisakujien.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 14:35

>>9

>Not being able to make an argument

Strawman some more, retard.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 15:28

>>12
I am >>11 and I can assure you that I am my own man!
Anyway, could you guys please keep this shit on /r/4chon?

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 17:24

I really hope these Chinese "baka" (however you pronounce the kanji in Chinese) don't cause them to rush the production and give us units of less quality...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 23:50

I'm >>12 years old and what it this?

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 20:28

This is a dream come true. The last thing I would want is a Hollywood ending, no a slow torture is more fitting. She starts out with a large lead only to see it collapse, and then each stroke is slowly administered by the knife, and each pinch of salt is slowly poured on the fresh wound. The blood of her victims cries out from the ground, let each week be a painful lesson to her.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 03:48

Oddly enough, the Lizard Queen model has actually proven more predictive, as we have seen her inability to regulate internal body temperature.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 14:31

>comemorando o seu aniversario
>como se ter nascido fosse uma coisa boa

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 16:08

Selling your White Elephant may be the smart thing to do but itfs understandable when people donft.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 18:46

A herd is not a pack. You join a herd so that predators have many rabbits to chase instead of just you. You won't get upset when the rabbit next to you is caught, or try to rescue him, even if he's your brother -- you'll be glad it wasn't you, and happy to eat the flowers he missed.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 19:50

Judeo-Jewish Jews Jewing a Jew on Jewish television.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 23:58

meh who cares anymore
isis hit the gore peak early, now anything they do is 80s slasher movie tier

they should kidnap western white women and torture and rape them on camera, that would get a way bigger response than some random 'living statistics' dying

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 05:14

And? That's like getting mad that someone doesn't know who Britney Spears is; sure everyone should know who they are because they're well known in their medium, but holy fuck everything they did is so shitty I envy the person who somehow managed to miss their existence.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 07:47

I apologize to all my steam friends who get a message every time I compile. "IBOL is playing App Game Kit" like 50 times a day. sorry.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 20:52

Just saw a black quadriplegic combat vet forcibly ejected through the window at a Trump rally. The crowd was yelling, "We hate minorities!"

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 21:05

watch out everyone, there's a cat video patrician here

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 05:12

And what is perfect is how he's handling this

He literally has been betrayed, locked up for 10,000 fucking year. Imagine how log that is

Then in some desperate call for help he's released by Tyrande, and begged to kill demons and save a forest

And you know what he does? he doesn't hold a grudge, and he doesn't complain. He kills demons, he killed ALL the fucking demons in that shithole forest because that's his fucking job.

He then has his brother send an assassin after him. He doesn't give a shit, he's focusing on the fucking trillions of demons breaching through the void.

He dies and he accept sit because he trained his pupils well and trusts them, us to complete their mission and fend for themselves.

He's now just a literal soul trapped in another dimension. He's hunted by all the demons he had slain. He gets resurrected, and everyone is all "Ooh YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ALL ALONG WERE SOOO SORRY PLEASE YOU NEED TO HAAAAEEEELP US"

and you know what he fucking does?
He just keeps on killing demons.
Because that's his fucking job

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 05:53

So odd to read comments about titans, menenism and harambe under '00s music video.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 11:54

I feel so alive!!!
Python is the best language !!
I have a lot of fun doing it!!

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 16:09

I'm suffering from dirty strong supersonic attacks!! Supersonic terrorisms!!

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 17:56

Polling question #1: Are you a Trump supporter?
Answer: Yes
Polling question #2 Do you believe that Blacks are less intelligent than whites?
Answer: (uh huh. I know exactly where this is going) Oh, uh- no.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 22:08

This Ea-nasir sounds like a real piece of work. I'll be sure to never buy my copper ingots from that guy.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 23:02

>Later, children combine these early patterns into more complex ones, such as gWherefs the X that Mommy Xed?h

( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 15:30

.@jk_rowling what hogwarts house is known for having the wettest pussy?

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 17:39

Also, is hilarious to see the doubt in here when shitlibs are already discussing the best ways to kill themselves after Trump wins.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 21:24

The music is so beautiful and I wish it was a girl so I could make love to it.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 02:30

How do you know the WHOLE PLOT?! This movie isn't out for TWO YEARS! Did you get the script or something ?!
February 18
    I was joking when I made this comment
April 6

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 10:40

newfags get out reee
go back to usenet

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 14:49

The fact I can be used for this one was injured in the morning to all of them in my head you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a good idea but it was so good at all of them in my head and a great way of life and death. The fact I have a good idea but it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the fact I can get it right away with the new one and the fact I have a great way to the gym. The only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new one and the other hand is the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that I can be the first half of the day. The only one that is the only thing that would have to be the first half of the best of the world is the only one that is the only one of my favorite part of the best thing to say I have a good time. You are not in my room for a long night at work on a Friday afternoon to you but I'm so tired and my friends to be in my room. I love you so much fun and I have to be a good day to be a good idea but it was a great way of saying that the government has been a long time ago and I have to be a good day.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 02:58

i appreciate jokes about Everett

i was just at a grocery store in everett this morning and witnessed a mom using a dog clicker on her 2 or 3 y/o daughter

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 04:24

Don't poop the bed this time, you faggot.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 04:45

>>34
For days I had trouble coming up with anything but "fuck" which in this sentence would refer to daddy in a not very loving way.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 14:45

Red: the blood of angry men!
Black: the dark of ages past!
Red: a world about to dawn!
Black: the night that ends at last!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 14:53

>Your urbit is your own general-purpose server. It holds your data; runs your apps; wrangles your connected devices; and defines your secure identity. If you still need your old services, it drives them with APIs.

Oh no, I'm not falling for the same trick twice. First there was cloud computing and it was sold as the next big thing by Jewish corporations in order to control and monitor goyim computing activities. And now there's this\an Orwellian supercloud that combines all clouds in a monitored control grid.

Thanks but I don't need your brave new world. Call me a Luddite if you want, but my files will be stored on my hard drives, where I own them and I control them. And as a free man endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights, I will continue to oppose all forms of tyranny, especially sneaky stealth-tyranny like this.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 07:59

LOL owned. I made you type a lot.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 00:25

Unfortunately I've one hour to get to bed :sleep:, so tomorrow if you like i can try game with IGS. Well at least the game has 3+ pegi certificate.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:26

I didnft know what to make of Trump in 2015.

Now I think that to call him merely a man is to short-change him.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:42

downloading is fun. feel free to download our songs as often as you'd like.

right click and select "download linked file as" to save them to your computer.

dumbass.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 08:50

In memetic warfare, you are an 18th century marching redcoat with a muzzle loader attempting to subdue a Panzer.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 10:15

I saw the lol trailer and read about the movie...premise is that WHILE FEDGOV IS BIGOTEDLY HUNTING FOR MUSLIMS, NEO-NAZIS PLAN HUGE TERROR ATTACK...CAN HARRY POTTER STOP THEM IN TIME?

sorry I'm going to give this one a big fat "pass"...this is yet another kike attempt to depict anyone critical of Jews as psychopathic mass murderers...get back to me when the story is WHILE FEDGOV IS LETTING JIHADISTS AND DRUG DEALERS FLOOD INTO THE COUNTRY, CRITICS OF JEWISH INFLUENCE ARE POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS...CAN GEORGE SOROS MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IN TIME?

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 21:44

Cory Doctorow is another self-editing Wikipedia vanity biographer, arguing that, being Cory Doctorow, he is the ultimate authority on Cory Doctorow. He seems unfamiliar with the concept of the unreliable narrator.

(Doctorow's Wikipedia bio neglects to list the four universities he dropped out of, or what he was studying at the time. But it does say 'Like many travellers, he has photos of his preferred haircut that he brings with on extended trips for when he has to visit a new barber while on the road.' That's useful encyclopedia-quality information.)

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 22:41

A Trump victory would be a deathblow to the media and political establishment. Thatfs a good thing.

A Trump victory would also lead to massive collective depression and rampant suicidal ideation in all the people that I genuinely hate. It would undermine their very sense of reality and shatter their self-image beyond repair. Thatfs an even better thing.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 23:55

btw, sorry for the all caps all the way through. i'm doing this on my phone and couldn't figure out how to get it out of caps lock until it was too late.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 00:19

....or you live long enough to shit your pants. sigh My favorite wise saying. Sad that it is so relevant nowadays.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 00:23

I use Real Player and downloaded the free version of 7-Zip to open the file. Hope this helps you.

Editor's note: this was posted on 1993-09-8419

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 01:22

See Kids, this is why you have to be careful about what you post on the internet. Once on the internet, always on the internet.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 13:04

It seems everyone can smell bay but youc..hmmm! gLook, my Johnny is the only cadet marching in step!h
Are you sure itfs a bay tree you are plucking leaves from?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:56

It would be like naming the cockroaches in your basement as you spray for them.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 21:57

a meteor could hit the planet and wipe us out. that's one way 2017 could be better

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 12:14

i not hate jew so much these days .i realise i never encounter jew in real life ,so maybe they not so bad .or perhaps they sneaky hiding

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 13:15

La Libreta Universitaria es un documento que contiene tus datos personales y ... La Universidad Nacional de La Plata te exige un examen médico obligatorio. .... Podés igualmente cursar materias, rendir exámenes finales, usar la biblioteca, pedir certificados ... ¿Qué tengo que hacer para volver a ser alumno regular?

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 01:11

She's got one eye on Bill, one eye on retirement.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:29

The demand for racism has outstripped the supply. Thus most of what is discussed is imaginary

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 12:44

My landlord refused to fix my dishwasher so I challenged him to a duel. I won so I now own his 13 year old daughter.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:16

I'm a member of the uber-right. I only drive white people.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:50

that ain't the corn of the unicorn you're grabbing, dude.
that's the penis of the unipenis.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 00:23

Lasers and clumsy and random. Poisonous centipedes are an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 16:15

The more I hear about the "Cishet Capitalist White Patriarchy", the more I'd rather that be in power than anything else.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 16:21

The wall just grew so tall you might as well just climb it up to the top and mow helium lawns on jupiter ese.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:17

Total number of videos currently available: 479 / 476

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 17:36

>airdrop a bunch of weapons and drive in vehicles for FSA
>OOPS, everything seized by ISIS!
>actually doing it again
>actually doing it several more times
>"haha oops how does ISIS keep getting all these weapons haha" t. obama

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 18:18

Don't try to weasel out of contradicting yourself with wordplay. You said it's a dumb idea, meaning the core concept is fundamentally flawed. You proceed to say, essentially, that careful consideration and adjustments in how it's implemented can make it a good idea, meaning that it isn't fundamentally flawed.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 18:46

You really shouldn't get an AE86, As you said they're expensive as shit from all the Initial D fans that flung them over cliffs, but as you can expect from a 30 year old sedan, they are slow as fuck.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 19:44

During this election, we are seeing people on the left fight nature like never before to deny nature. Men chop of their dicks and call themselves women. Fat people call themselves strong and attractive. (Some) White people trip over themselves to signal their goodwyte credentials by pissing on their own and giving a helping hand to ingrates who will never appreciate it.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 21:27

In debate between punch-drunk clown Donald Trump and wheezing cripple Hillary Clinton, only sure winner is Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 23:54

How is being made to pay back what you owe using work somehow unfair or stupid? If you literally have nothing left is this not the only thing fair to the guy who loaned you money and has now been denied what was promised to him?
In capitalism literally everything is for sale, it's just a matter of how much you're willing to pay. Life is actually not an exception no matter how edgy that might sound, and the concept is that someone who defaults on a loan is actually, essentially, committing flat-out robbery, and that if they can't compensate the guy they stole from then working for a time equivalent to the amount of money they owe is the 'fair' solution, they're literally just paying for the service they received. I really do not see what the issue is on a conceptual level.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 03:49

So is "microaggression" the PC way of saying "being annoyed by a stupid faggot" because the guy in the comic is definitely a stupid faggot.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 12:01

eh fuck off lass

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 17:21

"The liberal complaint is that stop-and-disarm in NYC affects black men disproportionately."

The thing you have to understand about NYC, is the unfortunate, difficult-to-say-but-nevertheless-true thing is, that black men are an unbelievable nuisance, as average things go. It's an inescapable fact. Everyone knows it, but it's impossible to admit it publicly.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 22:04

Lolicore ruined my life

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 22:10

ifm enjoying this album in spite of the aids joke.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 22:41

I've never heard of her since. What does that say? That speaks volumes, to me. She's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 03:45

Of course, the real answer is Space Wizard Zatoichi is fucking cool.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 08:52

Sexy bunnies, Jazz and Gin and Tonic.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 19:37

In the episode of friends where Phoebe gets married, the following frame is shown.
In the back you can see what appears to be a heavily annotated painting/poster of a zebra's ass.
I desire any information on that painting/poster.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 21:27

Hillary clinton said that video games are making people perform cannibalism and I have yet to see a game alone make someone do it.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 22:37

I am lonely every day.
I have frustration.
I am funny DQN.
I desire for killing everyone on the earth.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 17:54

Not just private ownership of guns. The time of "you didn't build that" will morph into the era of "you don't really own that." Think you own that domain name? Sorry, some UN member state just decided you were blaspheming their god. You think you own that trademark? Sorry, the government just decided it is "offensive." You think you own your driverless car? Sorry, you're commute is being routed as the central system has determined is best, and you'll have to wait until traffic goes down 20%. You think you want to eat that? Sorry, you will not qualify for Obamacare unless you stay within HHS-mandated dietary guidelines. Oh, and don't even think of participating in the following "high risk" activities or you will be denied treatment. And on and on...

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 19:30

Animation of girl who rotates permanently.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 18:54

They're pigs! They can't help being ham-fisted!

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 10:29

overwatch characters as dqnquality posts

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 11:38

>>92
I liked that one.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 12:47

and then a lil heroin to end the night

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 13:52

ur a good lad
u dont need this in ur life
dont fall for it
im speaking to u as a man who has an intimate connection to u after seeing a pic of ur balls

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 15:51

Looks like that dude is on the way to his penis's burial. Sic transit gloria, yo.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 02:16

When ISIS straps on their bombs, they don't say, "Hey, let the Black person walk by let the Hispanic walk by, and then blow the White guy up." No, they say "I'm going to blow up Americans." They see us as Americans, and the sooner we see each other that way the better.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 06:30

So I'm Naruto in this scenario? Well, I guess he's the better person to be compared to if the other one is Sakura.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 15:52

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is so good to read while jammin out to metal. They should really make an anime or GOOD ova of it.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 17:58

some people just dont have a mature enough palate to enjoy the subtle beauty of post-irony

*makes a gesture to suggest the person i replied to is a fag*
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