[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 23:46

spits a giant wad of saliva onto them Ah yeah. moans

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 00:12

goi, how many bongs, mate?h
[crying] gitfs zero bongs, matec zero bongs.h

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 16:43

Geez, Marcia and Greg weren't even related, but the Brady Bunch wouldn't dare go there

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 20:06

You know your life is in a bad place when you are jealous of people who are in love with a fictional character.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 22:05

To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 22:13

In addition to being called Cross-Polarization, I believe I've also seen the "PE" dropped from this technique's name. However, I'm not an expert in this field. Can someone confirm (or refute) that "PENIS" is sometimes just "NIS"?

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 00:58

It's a pretty common thing that if penetrative sex fails to do the job, a man will attempt, or a woman will suggest, hitting the Bozo Button for a bit.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 11:41

>>947 vividred was not a good show and I feel ashamed for watching it

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:39

Did someone in a dirty robe with one bulging eye slop that on your plate and "heh heh heh" as he eyed you up and down before hobbling off

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:59

>>957
it's odd to me how well-funded it was for having such awful writing

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 10:30

If your vision of dwarves is less about crafting in the mountains, and more about a lone dwarf descending from the hills to attack a village with a pack of a dozen hounds, your vision is now a reality.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 14:20

your 3.2 MB picture ate up all my traffic now I won't be able to use Telegram to talk to my grandma with cancer, she will die not knowing how I love her

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 01:01

Colour sergeant once accused a fellow cadet of being a waste of oxygen and made him carry a potted plant for days to compensate.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 02:20

>>103
This is profound

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 14:24

Euphoria is unique and horrifying on another level because it's themed around and acknowledges the real sexuality of sexual pleasure from pain/violence and fucking goes out of their way to make it as realistic as they could. The protagonist was realistic. He hated himself for how he was, but couldn't control it and would literally be forced to ejaculate by his body doing it all by itself from just seeing the torture. He seemed like a monster while he was doing it, but would change back afterwards, having realistic symptoms of sudden outbursts of violence, rage, and loss of control that comes from textbook cases of some mental disorder or trauma. And SPOILERS, the creators went out of their way to Reallly research this shit, and make it so the Protagonist had been raped as a child, a traumatic experience that leads to not only the uncontrollable outbursts of anger, but has a High correlation with the victim growing up and causing their sexual views to be based around violence,pain, and rape. Its a hentai about a very real fact that many people have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to abuse, placed in the most Unrealistic fucked up situation, and goes "lol ur scum for liking this, and were probably touched as a kid. Have fun hating yourself after you orgasm!".

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 03:12

My Little Sister Just Asked Me What Pegging Is and I Didn't Stop Her.

Coming Winter 2018.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 09:05

>muh baseless claims

You're all fucking posers that deserve to be shot repeatedly. Subjected to scaphism, even. You make cancerous tripfags look like saints in comparison.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 09:10

And i quote what psychotic manchild posted in a previous thread:

>Fucking kill yourself. If I ever find out where you live, you're deadmeat. Scummy's deadmeat too for letting this shit fly. Bunch of fucking posers, you're not Asukafags. I would flay and every one of you ball-less newfags. I dare you to post a fucking address. Bunch of mewling shitkiddies just out on summer vacation. Lamentablr den of heathens and judging from ealier posts, outright cuckopds. Amd as for the faggot who replied "Hot xD" like the little fuckboy you are, you little ball of cancer, you best believe your corpse is going to be mighty toasty when I'm done with it. Bunch of fucking hypocites, you cry about CP but laud this abominable bullshit. If I ever cross anyone of you miserable sacks of cuckloving faggots, I'm going to drive a stake right through your fucking skulls, no questions asked. Count your blessings for anonymity. The one other picture was already pushing it. You deserve more than death.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 20:41

I pulled out a small black rectangle from my pocket and through some mysterious power I was connected to a group of people selling me another black rectangle but that was also a square. This particular black square has an incredible power. It has the ability to send strange and wonderful waves through the air to other squares. One, for example, is quite large and hangs from the wall. Another one opens and shuts and allows me to write articles about the powers that be. The black square also absorbs life energy and sends it to other places on other rectangular light objects. All in all it is easy to set up for a magical black box and, although, sometimes I feel like it is sucking my energy, like those nefarious creatures from the negaverse, I've enjoyed using it.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 12:29

oh jesus. this is original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:48

effortlessly and with ballerina grace I pirouette and - in a single, fluid motion- strip my sociologist costume to reveal my guise as Cletus the Hillbilly, jeering YEW CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THEM FANCY ASS COLLEGE WORDS BOY

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:22

These are not mentally-healthy people. Progressivism has always been more of mental crutch for the psychologically weak and mentally stunted than any kind of real politics -- it's basically just a primal scream about one's own perceived (or actual) inadequacy -- but now they're pretty much just coming out and admitting that.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 22:16

>>971
Honestly I agree with this. Liberalism, and other ideologies which give weak people a sense of moral righteousness, may feel good, but an ideology which encourages becoming strong is more constructive.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 02:33

tbh i cant read this. i like the anime and this manga version is good and the translation is okay but the moment i see the no color pages is smh heartbreaking. i hope the raw is full color. the color in the anime and those pages is amplifying the cuteness hundred fold. still tho i'd like to read more chapters.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 18:49

>>971,972
This always boils back down to the standard left vs right shouting match.
Consider: twitter com G_S_Bhogal/status/905487144160038912

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 16:06

Having both of your parents dead and being raped by your homosexual sister on daily basis is best in life. It's just fucking badass, you know.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 16:13

My prediction,
"We went into space to discovery the cosmos...but what we really discovered...was ourselves..."
/fartnoise

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:50

I remember watching an interview of a politician in Sweden being asked how they had such a low crime rate, to witch he just replied that it was because crime was against the law.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 22:29

My friend Sharon was upset at her 14 year old nephew's dirty mouth, so she got a hairbrush, made him drop his pants, she hiked up her dress, turned him over her knee and then paddled his ass!!! She then became frightened when he sported an erection afterwards!!!

  1. 14 year old male
  2. Stripped naked
  3. His virgin Penis rubbing against the panties of a grown woman
  4. Him between bare flesh & nylons?!!!
  5. All the while she's spanking his naked butt with a hairbrush ?
  6. Not a 6 year old but a 14 year old?!!!
  7. I told her Your Nephew going to have every Hooker in town do that to him when he grows up to Sait that erotic image from his mind. I bet you he's going to pay the Hooker an extra $100.00 if she'll let him call her Aunt Sharon!!'

CLUELESS!!!

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 00:58

See, I'd almost be willing to believe it too except for the mention of Necco Wafers.

No one in the history of the planet has ever eaten one of those things with anything even remotely approaching enjoyment.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 21:48

When you do real modelling, you hit a limit much sooner, because human beings arenft wet socks

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 03:45

"The Parking Garage" is perhaps one the of the top Seinfeld episodes ever. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramer find themselves in a deep existential dilemma – one of the many.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 05:49

do I lose wizard apprentice points if a woman constantly hits on me online

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 19:00

I am streaming channel 10 from Miami. They just showed a bunch of blacks breaking into a couple of stores and taking merchandise.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 19:31

I wish I had a personal rape submarine

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:20

ok, this is just getting creepy...you guys are studying demon butts a little bit too much... ;)

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 19:36

this is true. the idle female limbic system is the devilfs uranium centrifuge.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 21:27

It's obvious YouTube is being ran by Phishing Bots and is a Puppet of Vladimir Putin who is trying to have a monopoly on the Vodka industry.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 03:32

A New York police captain said: "We will never forget 9/11."

Of course you won't, it's your fucking phone number.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 12:02

Her dad looks like a woman with drawn on facial hair.. 

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 16:05

Lol more like be able to fuck someone of the same sex because that's one gay phone. Girls will friend zone you and gay fuckbois will jump on your ass to rape you. That's the new iRapeRainbows model. Get it while it's still the faggiest one out there!

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 02:28

Go slide onto your sister's penis~

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 03:06

well my obsession has landed me in a lot of trouble with my mum due to my continuous visits to the freezer, its been about three times now thats its broken down...the last time she had to buy a new one cuz I enjoy munching on the dry crunchy ice that mounts >>DAILY<< :drool: on the bottom of it.
My personal preference is chewing ice in the winter>>dunno why? but i think its to do with the fact that its easier for me to get and conceal from others. Be it from the supermarket or my house I'll eat it anywhere. Once I actually got in trouble with my mum again cuz she caught scraping the excess ice off of the boxes in the ice cream section in the supermarket, embarrassing me in front of everyone loooooooooooooooool
the bus stop close to my house is actually right outside a shop that has the most crunchieist and thickest chunks of ice i have seen :drool: but its so irrtating i can only get a few pieces in my mouth before the boss sees me and kicks me out so i make it worth while :lol: trust me these regualar visits prove quite a satisfying appetizer for when i get home and really get BUSY! :mrgreen:
I think my obsession started last year when i was 15..but it was inevitable since it runs in the family..i used to criticise my sisters about this in the past but now i know exactly what they mean...its actually a refief i don't feel alone and this site has also helped me finally indicating to me that i may have ANAEMIA...i just thought i was weird!! now i can explain to my friends that there is a reason for my strange actions and cravings....well thx guys for reading my story>>>OMG i feel like im in AA
O YEA AND BY THE WAY I HATE WATCHIN MOVIES WHICH INVOLVE ANY SNOW OR SKIING OR WHATEVER CUZ I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN FOR THE ACTORS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND CHEW CHEW CHEW!!!!!!!! :lol:

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 03:08

just because someone has a different view than you, does not make him a punk ass nazi scumbag. You Demi"s have a real problem with yourselfs. Anyone that doesn't think or agree with you must be a racist or a nazi or a white supremacist. Why don't you and your mask wearing friends go get a life, other than trying to tell other people how to think and live there life when you, know nothing about what is in there head. You and your folks are very hateful people.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 04:20

leave it to a German to wear nothing but a watch in a porno

995 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8781 19:51

Real relationship anarchy is political. Therefs just no way around it. How could it be otherwise, when it has roots in political anarchism? Relationship anarchy is not about getting your dick wet and looking cool while you do it. Itfs not about sounding hipper than all the other polyamorists. You can do polyamory without any political consciousness whatsoever, and you can definitely do monogamy without it. You can be mono or poly in service of the capitalist hetero-patriarchy. Most people are. But you canft do relationship anarchy without some awareness of the socio-political context youfre operating in and how youfre attempting to go against that grain out of a genuine belief in certain concrete principles. Those concrete principles are nothing so basic and shallow as gfreedomh (to fuck) or ghonesty.h Theyfre the kind of political principles that you can base an effective social movement on: a movement that offers an alternative to the capitalist hetero-patriarchyfs commodification of bodies, sex, and love; to the sabotage of female solidarit

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 18:32

this game form china - - in china this game call ’´级战° company name ŠO¯‰È‹Z
ŠO¯‰È‹Z always make shiting game like commandos

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 21:26

We're starting to get a glimpse of it, though, from her book and the way she's been blaming everyone but herself for losing.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 21:57

(EƒÖE ) Hang on, I dropped my summer sausage.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 22:16

Children of bank robbers donft get to keep the stolen money.
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