Post itt every time you think about Punctual Gomez (37)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 20:40

I totally just did.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 20:47

I wasn't thinking about Punctual Gomez, but I saw this thread so now I am. Also, 2GET!!!

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 23:07

Last time I lent Punctual Gomez some money, he paid it back the very next day!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8664 23:10

I was late to work today, and I kicked myself. Punctual Gomez would never have let his boss down like that.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 06:34

Punctual Gomez's eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 15:30

Punctual Gomez can also be Diabolical Gomez if you push him far enough.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 15:44

Seeing this thread is making me think about Puctual Gomez, and I don'tt even know who he is.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8665 16:52

>>7 when the right moment arrives, you'll know, and it will be at just the right time.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 14:19

I thought of him this morning, just as he pulled into the driveway.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 19:15

Punctual Gomez had a brief career as a pizza delivery driver. He never once missed his 30 minute window.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 16:48

Punctual Gomez just paid his rent, 9am, 1st of the month as always.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 16:49

He still hasn't appeared before me yet. How far down am I on the queue?

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 04:06

It doesn't matter how far down the queue you are, Punctual Gomez will be there when he promised. Perhaps your clocks are all broken?

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 05:35

I don't know who is Punctual Gomez but I guess this counts as thinking about them

15 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8751 20:01

Just as the oven timer went off I heard the doorbell ring. There he was, with a nice bottle of wine, Punctual Gomez.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 19:44

Reminded by another thread, I reminisced about the time Punctual Gomez brought his library books back precisely one week after checking them out.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 08:56

Man, what a guy!

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 14:33

Earn $1,000,000 together.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 23:55

Thank you Punctual Gomez for helping me win $1,000,000

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 15:10

I first met Punctual Gomez in a humanities class. I thought his perfect attendance record was great and I must say I was quite attracted. One day he passed me a note saying that he'd caught me staring and asking if I was DTF (down to f--k). I told him I was but that I had a midterm in 15 minutes. Suffice to say I had the best sex of my life and still made it to my midterm on time! I still fondly remember Punctual Gomez to this day.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 15:10

Punctual Gomez referred me to his dentist, Tartar Control Gomez, just in time to reverse my gingivitis.

22 Name: Itinerary Meddling Gomez : 1993-09-8996 04:49

I once replaced Punctual Gomez's class schedule with one that had him appear in two classes at the same time and he still attended both of them.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 18:54

I was on time for something, and I thought about his bewitching eyes

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 20:07

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 20:15

Which political party would Punctual Gomez vote for?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 20:23

Right as the polls open. NEXT!

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 20:30

Stop posting anytime!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 23:23

I was going to come here to tell you nerds to make a page for Punctual Gomez but surprise, he already has one.

Captcha: how

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9002 00:37

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(@߁Νί)œc@Keep posting! Post more!

30 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9002 01:45

Whichever one promises to get the trains running on time.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9107 15:52

Punctual Gomez is the best bus driver I've ever met.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 00:55

I hired Punctual Gomez to do some tricky rapid prototype work, and he delivered on time, bug free.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 05:19

I commissioned some pointillist artwork with Punctual Gomez, and not only did he deliver on time, he also stuck to form.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:03

I had nearly forgotten about Punctual Gomez, but he activated the Spacing Effect just in time.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 21:26

I heard that Punctual Gomez suffers from premature ejaculation

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 23:34

You would be incorrect. Punctual Gomez cums precisely when he means to.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 01:58

Punctual Gomez may let you down, but one thing is for sure: he won't do it at the wrong time.

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