CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8690 05:04

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9025 10:41

Zyklon Ben

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9025 14:46

twitterdotcom/0w0_denne/status/845670795116359680

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9026 09:53

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537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9026 23:28

it's not like anybody will ever see it through the infinite wall of TTG re-runs

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 00:04

WorldNeverland - Elnea Kingdom

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 00:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5l5HWAzfKE

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9027 13:50

Waldo's BackstoryEdit
Waldo is a global terrorist who has committed many atrocities most famous is 9/11 and the World War 2. He is incredible skilled in concealing himself using the general public and making it hard to kill him without putting the general public in danger. He is top on the FBI's most wanted list and a bounty is on his head for $100,000,000,000.

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9028 13:46 

[nix-shell:~/prog/doodles/worst]$ cargo run -- -e '[ok]'
    Finished dev [unoptimized + debuginfo] target(s) in 0.0 secs
     Running `target/debug/worst -e '[ok]'`
Ok([List(InnerDatum { value: [Atom(InnerDatum { value: "ok", tag: Tag("atom"), pos: (ParsePos { line: 1, col: 2 }, ParsePos { line: 1, col: 3 }) })], tag: Tag("[]"), pos: (ParsePos { line: 1, col: 1 }, ParsePos { line: 1, col: 4 }) })])
> every compiler's error message positions are off by 1 char anyway

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 04:06

ƒAƒgƒ~ƒbƒN• ‹ุ

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 07:11

Thailand is infected with ruskies, shit!

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 10:12

illegal chinese clinic

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 18:33

The Winter Sun Shines In: A Life of Masaoka Shiki

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 18:57

I am asian and I will move to Asia to live there permanently

fuck off white people

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 19:00

I hate spain, italy and france WITH ALL MY HEART

did mudskin skum

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 19:01

Jew York fuck off

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 19:02

everything in our world is bad because of ugly hollywood kike skum

DIE

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 19:06

550GET

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 20:27

no it's fucking not you fuck ass bitch,

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9030 21:23

เ–

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 20:13 

void AnalIdle(void)
{
if (AnalCount>1) return;	// still active
if (!AnalCount) return;	// dead already

// flush the anal stuff if we haven't used it in a long time
if (DiskSpunUp() && LastAnalUse-TickCount()>GetRLong(MAX_ANAL_IDLE))
	AnalDispose();
}

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 20:36

>>553
fixed that for you

void analIdle(void) {
    //still active or dead already
    if (analCount > 1 || !analCount) {
        return;
    }
    //flush the anal stuff if it hasn't been used in a long time
    if (diskSpunUp() && (lastAnalUseTickCount() > getRLong(MAX_ANAL_IDLE))) {
        analDispose();
    }
}

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 20:37

analCount is my favorite joke shitty metal band

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 20:41 

public Anus myAnus = new Anus();
hax(myAnus);

Who /prog/ here?

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 21:23

\mu_0 \, e^{\lambda t}

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 22:16

>>553-556
btw this is from the Eudora source code
https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8ldnbg/computer_history_museum_makes_the_eudora_email/dzf4uo7/

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9031 22:30

https://youtu.be/eQ7dtFfO4GU?t=3m57s

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 12:32

For companies that have operated under the principle of gextract as much data as possible and figure it out later,h reorganizing under GDPR is a lot like an episode of Hoarders, especially one of those episodes where the hoarder doesnft finish cleaning and everyone sort of falls apart crying at the end.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 12:50

Gay Dread Pirate Roberts

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 15:55

https://www.svoboda.org/a/29247091.html

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9032 15:57

„N„… „r„€„„ „y „r„ƒ„v. „D„€„{„p„x„p„~„€ „„‚„y„t„y„‰„u„ƒ„{„y.
„D„p„|„Ž„Š„u „ƒ„…„t. „B„€„x„}„€„w„~„€, „„„‚„y„q„…„~„p„|.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9033 19:46

\"Take them,\" she implores.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9033 20:08

https://www.google.com/search?q=%64%6F%20%6E%6F%74%20%74%72%75%73%74%20%6C%69%6E%6B%73

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9033 20:54 

 Running `target/debug/hell -e '%define test [%builtin dup] test "flap"'`

Macro expanded: "flap" "flap"

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 01:07

25.m-flo All I Want Is You (DJ Shimamura Remix)

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 01:33

petite-emi

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 03:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRqIfU8-bGY

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 10:36

Native name
–ก‚ฬ‘fŠ”Žฎ‰๏Žะ
Romanized name
Ajinomoto Kabushiki-gaisha

Founded 17 June 1917; 100 years ago
(as S. Suzuki & Co. Ltd.)

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 10:52

title = {Child of Darkness: Yoko and Other Stories},
author = {Yoshikichi Furui},

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 10:58

I think Russia is gay

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9034 11:53

http://saudigazette.com.sa/

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9035 00:20

https://i.redditmedia.com/LojQGLQHJl0LDy_8a_NVd4xOiRPn2lGIs_Gdbo5onUY.png?w=768&s=cdc670305e8272f49f871df489a268e2

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9035 18:52

!

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9035 19:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sMIyYwXAGA

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9035 20:07

Smooth rock falls

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 05:54

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fucking culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle fuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cunt so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass pussy like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 13:41

\pagenumbering{gobble}

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 15:32

\begin{suffering}

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9036 16:02

responsible for 11% of all fatal chainsaw accidents

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9037 12:14

The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness.2013.DVDRip.x264.AC3.WahDee

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9037 17:59

The story continues to quote Jason, adding: gFirst I learn that my gay lover is my twin brother, now I learn I was adopted and that my parents have lied to me all my life.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 12:20

https://scisne.net/a-1899

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 16:59

CheetosArabia twitter

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 17:43

DQN (dokyun) more like TOKE yun

WEED

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9038 18:34

This video contains surprisingly few Polish jokes. Also, I'm not a Nazi.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9039 14:21

you're just a dirty ruskie, fuck off please
don't you realise that you're just an asiatic barbarian from the crazy mordor land
fuck off and die

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9040 07:38

basically the kind of niche porn where it's not even about penetration, just wholeheartedly embracing the associated fetish.

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9041 14:14

Activate barrage pop barrage special rat overlay for boar overlay for bull detach 1 special rat detach 1 search whiptail overlay for tiger bull effect for rat detach 1 special rat overlay for drident overlay 2 rats for emeral emeral effect shuffle back 3 draw 1 set barrier set strike proceed to suicide phase

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9041 14:19

ty nas ne slushay mi srem tebe v ushi

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9041 18:49

v kanade zhit hochu, rabotat programistom/injenerom - HET

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9041 19:20

gokuraku jodo

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9042 16:49

No results found for "franz kafcuck"

btdubs, it's ⌘ + v to paste on a mac, not ctrl+v

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9042 22:54

haha u cant even copy&paste on a mac without using the windows key!! apple 0 MS 1!

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9043 03:11

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22bish+xd%22+%22glomps%22
cursed google search

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9043 13:24

once sculled a 2.25 litre stubby in 47 seconds

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9043 13:50

Žล–ƒ

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9044 03:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6D5E-R7WfQ

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9044 22:05

4-Audio 1 [2018-06-02 214550].aif

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 10:01

Price Fixing in Bus Services from Singapore to Malaysia and Southern Thailand: Transtar Travel Pte Ltd and Regent Star Travel Pte Ltd [2011] SGCAB 2

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 10:20

She wants to control your son

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 13:02

Gesamtkunstwerk

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 13:09

Ancient people did heroin

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 13:09

no sense of tumor..

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9045 13:14

‘ฃ—DŽq

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9046 03:47

ranting is still pretty strong, it's just that the rant metagame has shifted a lot

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9046 16:43

When the big one hits, it will hit first in universities. Major universities are filled with foreigners from the third world, many who travel regularly between their homelands and the US. And those Universities are filled with young people who are sleep deprived, eating poorly, stressed with heavy coursework and grade curves, a lot of gays are in that university world, and all of the students packed together tightly which will make for easy spread of any pathogen which makes it into their populations. My advice is, if you or anyone you love are in a University, be ready to split at the first sign of trouble. Better to miss a week of classes, than become a statistic in the next pandemic.

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9046 21:13

aka why the only reason to go into the city outside of a few downtown streets and the regional market

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9047 09:31

http://txt.newsru.com/russia/08jun2018/gulag.html

Wow, Russia is a true mordor state

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 05:50

A new copyright law from the European Union would lead to the banning of memes on the internet, campaigners are warning.

The EU Copyright Directive intends to protect the intellectual property rights of people who upload their material to the internet.

However, campaigners are warning the law will require "all content uploaded to the internet to be monitored and potentially deleted if a likeness to existing copyright is protected".

The campaign against a particular provision of the directive, Article 13, warns that online platforms would be economically damaged if they were forced to comply with its expensive obligations.

Essentially, the campaigners are arguing the stringent copyright protections of Article 13 would damage the sharing of parody content and memes which, while themselves being original and creative works, are often developed from other people's original content.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 14:55

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d67caec2a622a590dcf27c1241573b70/tumblr_o8u74aPWV81vv1g70o1_500.gif

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 17:27

In conclusion, from our calculations, we can see that it would not be possible to play a game of 'the floor is lava' either indoors or outdoors for more than a few seconds due to the large air temperatures produced due to the lava. However, the authors of this paper do believe that it may be possible to play a short game of 'the walls are lava' if convection currents are taken into account, as long as the room it is being played in does not have a ceiling and participants attempt to inhale as few gases as possible.

Fosberry, Deven and Pratik Lakhotia. 2014. "Playing 'The Floor is Lava' in Real Life". Journal of Interdisciplinary Science Vol 3. 37-38

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 18:20

http://potion-seller.wikia.com/wiki/Potion_Seller_Wiki

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9048 20:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YJQgfSdL3k

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 08:37

https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__morrigan_aensland_vampire_game_drawn_by_ark_morita_hitomi__d0af3eddbfaec6e8d7380d211825962f.jpg

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:18

"kcid ym kcus"

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:40

smartphones are so demanding of your time

new OS update
new app update
new text
hey friends, please read this article
new call
new voicemail
I know you're busy but we can find the time
new notification
your subscription is about to expire
new bills
new email
hellow mutuals, please take a look at my gofundme, I am in a bad situation -- you don't hate me, do you?
new message on facebook
new signal message
new match on tinder
check out this song, it's my fav! we're buddies, you should give it a listen. only a few minutes
new friend request
new likes
new mentions on twitter
new daily playlist custom-tailored for you on spotify
new groupme message
error: unable to send message
try again
im bored tell me a joke lol
VPN reconnecting...
new slack message
sorry you've been getting a lot of robocalls lately, I think the new app I installed harvested my contact info but I didn't really pay attention to the permissions lol
new followers
new @all mention
red badge on the app icon just to get you to open it again
why not try icloud photo library to free up space?
enable location services
we should totes get back in touch sometime, maybe get coffee? why don't you want to hang out?
new shit on instagram
snapchat
sale for the next 24 hours only
syncing cloud storage, please wait
we've updated our privacy policy
app requires new permissions
your subscription is about to expire
please take a moment to fill out our survey -- it's ONLY 5 minutes
fear of missing out
deadline is tomorrow
low on storage
low battery
you've used 75% of your monthly data
need to update carrier settings
new whatsapp message
update your privacy settings
update your payment information
saw your post on craigslist, are you still selling the sofa?
new job listings in your area, take a look
it'll only take 2 minutes
update: before you can continue using this app, you need to provide more information about yourself
before you go back to the free version of the app, want to see the premium version's features?
reddit
why haven't you updated your status in a while? is everything ok?
skype
periscope
new twitch stream
it'll only take a minute
new meetup opportunities
hi all, please check blackboard for the latest assignments
when was the last time you backed up your data?
apptechstartupr.ly is sad to announce that we are ending support for [app you use], please read our article detailing what's happening. you will also need to find an alternative to this now.
take more steps to meet your fitness tracker goal for today. don't lose your streak!
new article about hacking android. update your device and change your settings now! just read this 1,500 word article that tells you what to do, it won't take long
sorry I changed your shift at the last minute, but here's your new schedule. you'll probably have to change your other plans but it shouldn't take too long
hey son, I'm having another problem with my computer, can you help me with it?
why haven't you responded to my last text?
someone you're subscribed to on youtube posted another video
please disable your ad blocker to continue
like this app? try our other apps
my friend is moving, can you help us later this week?
hey, I know we're friends, can you please rt my latest tweet? I need more exposure -- it's an important cause! it'll only take a sec
schedule another appointment to donate blood again soon
allow this app to send notifications
in case you missed it
where have you been for the past 3 days? I thought you were dead
check out this promoted post
just 3 minutes of your time, no big deal -- you have 3 minutes, don't you?
enable location services
you need to log in again
your verification code is 465345
new iMessage
missed voice mail
hey can you please rate this app in the app store?
please reset your password, we've been breached. click here to read a 5,000 word summary
why don't you ever like my posts? I thought we were friends
update your facebook business page

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9049 21:40

wrong thread fuck

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9050 23:46

And then Google built Chrome, and Chrome used Webkit, and it was like Safari, and wanted pages built for Safari, and so pretended to be Safari. And thus Chrome used WebKit, and pretended to be Safari, and WebKit pretended to be KHTML, and KHTML pretended to be Gecko, and all browsers pretended to be Mozilla, and Chrome called itself Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US) AppleWebKit/525.13 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/0.2.149.27 Safari/525.13, and the user agent string was a complete mess, and near useless, and everyone pretended to be everyone else, and confusion abounded.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 10:21

This image is like my life. I do not want to bother anyone and just want to eat curry from my own hat by myself, but mayonnaise is hung on my own from the wanderer and falls in despair.

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 15:43

would you like to return back to the Earth?

No, never

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9052 21:13

okay, now send it to ArXiv.org

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:32

techsupport@korg.co.jp

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 00:58

I know this is just a ctrl+v thread, but I don't care. The point of a board is to interact with other posters.
>>624
post your bandcamp

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 14:22

Do you think, Kim has all power or generals and ministers manipulate him/have a strong influence on him????

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:39

jap boy comes to russia for a exchange programm.
all russian girls fall in love with him
he returns home and marries a nice japenese girl
girls:
fuck fuck fuck I hate japan kill japs occupy hokkaido and burn all japanese girls!!! DIE DIE DIE

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:44

you get it, dude

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9053 19:45

basically ther are modern serfs and they want to remain in that state

russians are almost like arabs

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 02:53

it carries out and is w

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 04:32

The spectacle is a social relation between people that is mediated by an accumulation of images that serve to alienate us from a genuinely lived life. The image is thus an historical mutation of the form of commodity fetishism.

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 06:19

‚ศใŠึ–ณ

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9054 13:25

Nobody promised Afghanistan would be paradise in 2 or 3 years

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