[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 09:23

This is certainly a reference to Ripple fortified wine, which is no longer available. It was popular for being cheap, strong, and nothing else. I'm assuming at least one of the devs drank an unhealthy amount of the stuff in college, since there is no other reason to have heard of it.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 13:49

Cats contributed more to human history than Norwegians.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 21:34

if you want me to make a new album, steal my ps4 and punch me in the face

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 23:43

Not my proudest fap.

Edit: Actually I take that back.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 09:50

In December, 2015 a glimpse of the standards of Comic LO were brought forward regarding the artwork. Amagappa Shōjogun, a manga artist for the magazine was told to draw more girls that look like 9 year olds as 8 was too young.[6]

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 11:41


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 12:23

This was just broing then crap ps this girl called master system is she some sort of vocalid from hatsune miku

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 19:05

For example, take a step back, breathe deeply, and say “OK, let’s try this again” then turn around and moon her.

10 Name: ((●)トェェェ : 1993-09-8788 01:10

That just blew my mind

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 06:49

how is yang going to win the iserlohn space jam with only half a team? coach trunicht really has it out for him.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 16:45

I've seen people rub dog shit on their foreheads because they think it brings them extra luck in games.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 18:35

L'auteur de la bite risque gros. ( ••) On peut dire... ( ••)>⌐■-■ ..que maintenant… (⌐■_■) ..Il a les boules.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 20:57

Wrong. You open doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

Alternatively, you sometimes close and lock doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 21:44

I consider memes to be part of a post-truth world. It blurs the difference between truth and fiction.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 02:00

My dog died...

Like if you agree

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8792 06:37

The taste and consistency of this prodcut is perfect. Long gone are the day where you have to stir your gravy granuals only to find there are stills lums! It would be much more convenient if you could just add boiling water to this rather than having to boil on the hob.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 06:58

he owner is very rude and will hound you until you buy something. If you don't buy anything, he's even more rude. I stopped going there because every time one of the other guys would order in my comics, he would intentionally sneak other comics into the bag, would total them up at the register and try to charge me for titles I didn't even know were available. The first time I discovered this while paying, he became defensive and continued to pressure me into buying them, along with the same issues but with variant covers. And he has since tried this more than once. Then there's the non-existent air conditioning in the Summer which leaves much to be desired when you're trying to dig around for your desired titles. And time and time again I haven't been notified of my order coming in, to then be spoken to rudely when I do go in to collect my books. I cannot in good faith recommend this store to anyone, not even for the prices. I found the prices to be much fairer in Melbourne comic book stores. It's a shame, because most of the guys working here do put in the effort yet the owners attitude and actions overshadows the majority of that.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 13:14

I don't like anime so much as I like anime girls. I barely care that cartoons with them exist.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:49

Maybe it will be unintentionally hilarious, kind of like 1970's parody-porno turned up to 11

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 17:35

Dont form too many new synaptic connections―you'll know too much!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 21:02

The Steelers shall be no more. They are now the "Pittsburg Kneelers"

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 22:22

I know that site, it's the one I come here to get away from

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:39

I miss Japan. Japan is fucking great. No one will steal your shit if you leave it alone. Technology up the asd. And who can forget the old men who will grope you in trains even if you look somewhat remotely feminine. I love Japan.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 14:33

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 15:42

if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 19:40

If "nip it in the bud" meant a sex change operation.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 11:31


29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 13:58

bro it's the Sturmabteilung that's running around throwing a shitfit over semantics every time someone wants to fap to some cute girls with cocks

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 23:30

The flesh of a donut is succulent and sweet, yet it's cruelty knows no bounds.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 14:26

Self-absorbed asshats are people too.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 22:06

why would you even be on social media if you're an embarrassing subhuman

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 01:40

One guy from ages ago had this whole smug paragraph about how you shouldn't worry if you're not as good as him because he'd, like, ream out your best writing with his amazing cock or something.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 11:46

Londo's abrasive, unpleasant, often repellent personality, and he's (begging pardon in advance to those who are into older, overweight, pasty men with beady eyes and weird-ass hair) ugly as fuck?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 16:40

I'd imagine their ideal partner is a full length mirror.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 08:59

if i could hae one wish in the world it would be to dress up in a japanese army uniform like when they had those little bandages on their legs tiny hats and stalk the streets of seol with arisaka type 99 smashing in their dumb dog skulls with the buttstock

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 01:32

	// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
// PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
// insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
// worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
// that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
// places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
// too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
// that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
// should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
// or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
// Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
// of course, uses all three, and more.
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
// your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
// birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
// at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
// responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
// I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
// me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
// other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
// difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
// was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
// so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
// Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 11:59

I want my life restored, or I want the people who destroyed mine to have theirs taken from them. I don't think this is unreasonable. I deserve compensation or they deserve to die.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:07

After seeing MEL's lewd elves, I tried drawing some too. Elves are erotic.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:43

Scary story: my brother threw my cat at me and of course my hand was perfectly positioned so when the cat landed on me my thumb went up it's butthole

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:28

We had a guy submit a resume that included: "I am an expert poofreader.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:34

Having been to Las Vegas I can completely understand why he did this. Fuck that place.

Imagine Saudi Arabia 5 years after Sharia law was abolished but now there is no culture besides vice because all the 89iq pakis completely lack imagination. Now go further and imagine them actively tearing down anything of interests to replace it with more American-style exotic dancers because nobody knows how to have fun in their still socially ultra-conservative culture. Only its America so everyone better do it with a smile, unless it's night when everyone is depressed.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:53

As a lawyer, not all lawyers are dicks. I mean I'm a dick, but not because I'm a lawyer. I became a lawyer just to dick people around more!

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 23:57

Yes, for safety, the land should be partitioned, and they should have separate schools, separate cities, separate states, separate laws, etc. Those whites needs to be placed in a whites-only nation for everybody's safety and security.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 03:37

Why the **** do you guys admit this stuff over the internet?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:32

Animals belong in zoos, where we can tease them, throw popcorn at them, and murder them if they try acting like animals.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:03

Because it's a fictional television show, not a documentary.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 23:35

When i find bugs I write a complaint, put it in a bottle and throw it into the sea. Then i get angry at the devs.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 10:37

Actually this kind of censor seems like it would be easy enough to fix with the smug tool and then a few dotted colorings with the brush tool in Gimp

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 11:54

Education. This is a favorite because it is both a pose -- "see how educated I am, monkey above you other monkeys" -- and a non-solution that involves someone else who can be blamed if it goes wrong. Voters love it for the same reason; the answer to the question "why isn't our children learning?" is always to blame the teachers, the union, the racists, or the fundies, and this never goes anywhere because those groups, while incompetent, are not to blame for the fact that 99% of humanity can be taught only very little and do not want to learn anyway. Inequality thwarts education as an answer, but more importantly, so does genetics. People act as they are bred. This means they must have the genetic raw material to learn and be moral, and this can be refined but not installed where the rudiments are not present. Education is thus a do-nothing "solution" that amounts to a Soviet-style instruction to tell everyone what to do and fail them if they do not agree. Anyone talking about education as a solution is dishonest and probably flamingly stupid inside, no matter how much crap they have memorized on the surface.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 22:01

I've seen the La Monte Young piece live in concert by a dude at my uni. He drove all the way from Belgium to UK, performed 2 hours worth of music including this one and similar. Half the 7 people in the audience left at the interval (concert hall holds 500) and on my way back home after the show I passed him loading a piano back into his van. One of the caster wheels fell off, the piano smashed on the concrete and he screamed while still dressed as a fish (which he was dressed as to perform his final piece). A breakdown if ever I saw one.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 02:10

Joan Riles is a bit more offense-oriented than the defensive Garland, and when she sees a base... she's going to focus on getting to it. That said, pressure can throw her off of her game and will make her start messing up.

She usually doesn't have as good a defensive setup as Garland or Schwartz, so if you can lay on the pressure, she'll usually buckle under it and open herself up for more damaging attacks.

...and that is a sentence that for some reason sounds dirty now that I've typed it.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 11:46

Muta I'm paki, put your cock in my ass so two nations can finally reunite

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 12:03

I would like to thrust my penis inside her sphincter until I am stimulated enough to induce orgasm, then I want to inseminate her anus.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 16:18

There's never been a Steven Universe cumjar situation that I know of, so Bronies are still the worst, sorry.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 17:08

You people are fucking ignorant the Confederate flag as a symbol for this country its a flag that even black American folk fault ubder for their own rights ibswear you fucking idiots should take your assets back to history class

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:57

I'm deaf and I can't hear a difference between FLAC and mp3

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 15:14

If anything Obama is a pseudo-Keith David

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:44


60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 19:13


61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 21:18

Time we banned high-capacity assault religions like Islam.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 06:50

This is an unusual atmosphere, like an empty room, and from somewhere Miku's voice is heard. Pleasant forum, in general.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:23

It is doubtful. I would cut to 1 point: do not be an asshole. It works for no-assholes, and assholes are not helped by any faq. Life outside the board is also very relevant

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:36

I waited 4 hours for a condiment, clearly I am a serious person who shouldn't be laughed at for having nothing better to do.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 20:13

This guy can’t handle criticism, it’s a good thing I can handle sucking cocks. USE BOMBS WISELY!!!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 22:02

You don’t have to be gay to appreciate huge cocks.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 00:26

You don't have to be gay to appreciate new socks.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:13

Spinning bikes under my genitals while flying through the air is not something on my wishlist

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:59

my father is not a pedo he only touches my butt to remove demon dicks from my butt take it back

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 08:11

Oh, big time. Sometimes I’ll just type a single letter “H” and get too freaked out about what’s coming next to be able to finish the word.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 00:16

im sorry your anger is so entertaining to so many. but when you get frustrated at a game you start to go loopy and say really strange things its very hilarious.

unless its too much then its stops being funny and i feel your anger

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 08:07

Latex simply doesn't hold up after all those years, and the originals have likely melted into goo long ago. Would you expect a 20yo condom to be still in one piece?

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 17:54

{Username Rule is Dumb, Community Very Toxic, and Not Newcomer Friendly at All.}
I entered a username for a post I entered, not knowing I had to write under an "Anonymous" title, like other websites, which is frankly stupid considering other websites like Blogspot can let you choose between Anonymous or your username, and when I defended myself when a user claimed I was "namef@gging/post discarded", I was called "ret@rded/lived in a ret@rd home with ret@rd friends". Need I say any more? I had no interest in arguing with obvious cyberbullies/trolls who are so toxic and unfriendly to newcomers so I quit.

Don't even bother with this website, there's better ones out there to chat on.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 03:32

And QA teams who make sure the dick cages are being made to spec, and dick cage salesmen who convince retailers that Guangdong Industrial Concern Happy Life Co. make the best dick cages in China, and forklift drivers who spent all day shunting palletloads of dick cages around.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 15:46

I thought for a moment this was about typesetting.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 17:58

I care about the nipple bear a hell of a lot more than any other character on this show, tbf

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 22:21

No,No,I Knew It Was A "Joke" The Whole TIme,What I Was Gonna Say Is....I Was Saying A Joke Aswell

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 23:40

National Coming out Day should be Halloween, the day we all make believe.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 00:06

There is nothing fake about dolphin dicks, they are very real.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 21:53

Fun game: when people start talking about bestiality, watch who spells it correctly and who adds an extraneous A. 9 times out of 10 people who spell it correctly are into it in some form.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:35

Hitler did nothing wrong, but Stalin did it better.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 07:35

You literally just said that liking boys isn't gay as long as they're cute. It's the same thing. Traps are still dudes.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 12:02

Yeah you laugh now but guess who you're coming to to beg for knowledge on medicinal herbs and spider venom when your society collapses due to Islam

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 15:02

Seriously why don't any of you people have any of you people have any of you people?

It's any of you people. It's any of you people. It's Why don't any of you. It's of you people have any. It's got Why don't any of you people. It has Why don't any of you people have any of you people. It has no people. It has a Why don't any dedicated to of you people. It could be the Why game you've all been whining for, and yet

none of you people have you people.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:14

Honestly, I am actually pro-EU. By the skin of my fucking teeth, I am there. But having witnessed them do fuck all in the face of these human rights abuses I am left wondering what the fuck is actually the point in the European Union. Because it's no longer even intellectually anti-fascist, it's just a shit version of NATO with tits and a common market.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:27

And this is how you get that plastic foil of your game case and that really good so good in fact water bottles cum palm trees till there headphones are dry!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:29

Why is that eicon "rapebeast" it looks like he's stoned off his balls.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:38

I cooked half a pack of beans with some veggies and meat, thinking it'd make a nice lunch.
It's been 4 days, there is no end in sight. When are those beans going to run out, I'm tired of eating beans every day, god damn it.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 07:02

Wait overwatch is set around 2070 right? By then muslims will be majority of the british population. As far as I know homosexuality or women who are not covered are not acceptable in islam. So I'm very surprised that tracer is an open homosexual in her own country as it wouldn't make realistic sense given the current demographic data at our current disposal. She would be stoned or imprisoned hands down in 2070 England. Maybe tracer fled her country to join overwatch due to persecution. I mean lets be realistic here. TBH im surprised tracer is even white british as they would probably be blended out of existence by 2070 all things considered now that i think about it.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 13:39

The Devil is bored and wants to have an orgy. Oh, and Calderoni gets molested by a giant spider. You'll be bored too.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 17:04

Who else farts under the covers in bed then purposely suffocates them self with the noxious stench?

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8812 22:01

I don't know about J&J, but pure baby powder is made from ground babies (knock-off varieties are made with sky babies).

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 02:48

Sinusoidal growth is much more common than exponential, especially when it comes to population. It's much more likely than Muslims become liberal than vice versa, because Western secular democratic capitalism gets things done better than whatever the fuck Pakistan is doing.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 10:39

Why must I expose my kids to all these sexy trains?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 11:16

Your family would though, your estranged aunt and uncle would come forward, mourning the loss of your fat ass. :(

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 16:23

Too much drinking transparent milk tea will turn your milk into transparent. Once you get transparent milk, you never be able to make your babies. Be careful.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 21:15

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 02:50

Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.

There, I said it. I hate even writing those words. It's like uttering a mutating blasphemy against the righteous solidity of what we take to be reality.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 03:55

KYS: kill yourself, used by trolls who are somewhat shy and do not want to spell out the entire words out

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 17:20

"Cum fume sniffer liked your tweet"

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:13

bloody jews man, cant find good help here anymore without some waschowski this or that lawyer, le sigh these pyramids dont build themselves

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:17

Are you actually raising money or are you just raising awareness? Last I checked everyone was already aware of breast cancer. It has both tits and death in it. It's the medical equivalent of game of thrones.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 21:51

Star Trek should be all "PSHHHHHH" and "B'YUUuuu", none of this "gwib gwib gwib gwib" amiright?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:57

hell yeah, this is super transcendent an’ sheeit! I deny any inherent values and only live thru experience… of drinking beer! Since there is no inherent values I make my own: drinking beer and masturbating in kfc are the noblest ideals of man!!

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:59

sex download virus

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:55

Who wants to watch faggots man handles each other. WWE calls it a wrestling match, what it really is is gay foreplay.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:58


  1. You're bald your whole life.
  2. You have a hole in your head.
  3. Your neighbors are nuts.
  4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
  5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 15:57

If humans can't see air but can see water, can fish see air but can't see water?

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 00:02

That'll get rid of 'em. There is nothing gypsies respect more than international treaties and the rule of law.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 01:18

>>106 It's funny because they don't call it a wrestling match. Even though it's "World Wrestling Entertainment", the word "wrestling" is banned in the WWE, so are other wrestlingy words like calling a title a "belt".

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 00:38

The This is one of those words that comes to us from the Yiddish language. Like in your example, it means butt or bottom. As for spelling, I find several in different sources, including tuckus, tuchas, tuches, tokhes, tochus, tuchis, and toches. Tokhes seems to be the most common in Yiddish sources, with tuckus seemingly more frequent in goyim references.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 05:39

He plays a gay guy in an episode of Frasier. I was really jealous. I admit it, I'm gay for Patrick Stewart.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 00:26

Maybe he's despondent that no game can offer him a challenge, to help him know his limits. Travelling the globe and hitting every machine, no matter the game or condition of the cabinet, hoping to find one that will put up a fight. Game after game, location after location, he is doomed to succeed, expressing his grief and anguish in the only way he knows how: AAA.
What resolve this player has, to carry this burden and yet still continue the hunt.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 17:49

It's called Moronto for a reason.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 20:52

we're a bunch of retards that can't maintain one single serious thread without bullshittin or insults you fag

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:40

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117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:47

>>116 I think I recognize this bot

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:19

Hentai anatomy strikes back.

But hey, maybe getting a dick shoved into your lungs feels good. Who knows?

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 05:28

OrdinayNight w/ Mutahar (18+) It was a normal Wednesday night I was sitting in my room reading when I felt something touch my shoulder. I looked over and saw Mutahar from my favorite Youtube channel SomeOrdinayGamers. "M-muta! What are you doing here?" "shh," Mutahar said in a quiet voice, "I'm here to fuck your anus" I was shocked. Mutahar, my favorite Youtuber, is in my house and he wants to fuck me in the ass! This is an opportunity that I simply can't say no to. "Yes Muta fuck me in the asshole" "ohh boi" he said excitedly. He then fucked me in the anus for 1.5 hours, he fucked me so hard my anus was split into two. Just before he came inside my ass he shouts "I'M MUTAHAR ANUS!". My dad then busted into my room and saw Mutahar. Mutahar then flew out of my window and was never seen again. I am now pregnant with his child. THE END

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 07:22

I want to butter your bald chin with my cum. Is that ok?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 13:34

It’s historical fiction but overall the events are accurate.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:28

>So...with Greece at 92 IQ, my country is screwed...right?

Nah, that's probably just the IQ they're reporting to the tax office

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 22:14

I have no idea what this video is about, but I comment swiftly because I don't get enough attention from Jesus.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 09:08

I remember when someone requested In The End by Linkin Park at a karaoke bar and then proceeded to sing All Star over it while cracking up constantly it was the best thing to happen in a bar ever

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:13

Now Andy Dick is accused of sexual harassment?? Wow, it's always the guy you'd least expect

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 22:36

How about remix/cover/rearrangement/etc?
Cover and remix are avaliable on yutube and no one in hurry to delete it and give ban with subpoena to uploader.
But sometime I find videe with annotations like "Audio track "Paganini-Caprice no.24" was deleted due the right holder's request". Who is that mystery right holder?
Violinist which play it?
Sound studio which record it?
Relative of Paganini?
Paganini itself in the, a little rotten, flesh?

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 13:30

"A long time ago in a suspiciously Mexican-Japanese town, two strangers came to trade lead, samurai steel, and a whole lot of death.."

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 17:37

If children’s movies aren’t traumatizing they are no good.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 02:35

Thanks for the medical advice, random guy on a masturbation website.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 20:12

My folks didn't tolerate that kind of shit either and it baffles me when I see couples just let the kids run around like raped apes without so much as a word of discipline.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 12:26

People want to believe the government is all powerful so they can blame their life on something else out of their control.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 16:38

A great solution for gun control: let's take all the guns away from the good guys!
Do you see the problem or do you want me to keep going?!
Logic... destroyed.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 20:49

>>132 ??? There are no good guys

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 21:29

Your penis is a hidden swastika.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 18:54

When you go to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned, does it feel like someone just raped your mouth? It was weird having someone else poking through your mouth, their gloved hands holding strange metallic tools that looks mildly sinister. Having someone else's hands in your mouth in weird enough but in this case they are in control and you are in a submissive position. Maybe it was because I haven't been to the dentist for around 4 years, I dunno.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:54

Whats so wrong with saying Nebraska?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:59

I think you're confused, nigger is a word, racism is a now-incoherent Marxist concept which mostly describes ordinary human behavior. This has not caused a rise in something the left has insured no longer has a sensible definition.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 13:09

>>137 *ensured, dunderheads trying to sound smart are the funniest!

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 18:07

Lies, based on my source (TMNT) ninjas were trained murdering teenage turtles that love pizzas

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 21:30

Whenever I see a celebrity name trending, I play a little game: Dead or Rapist?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:05

how Belgian it is to have a statue of a naked boy as its most famous landmark

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:46

Lol. God forbid a guy tells you about his new book on a platform designed from the ground up for self promotion

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 15:16

Absolutely agreed, I stumbled across several volumes of this series earlier this year, looking for some Lovecraft audiobooks for road trips, and, while they’re generally excellent, “Rats in the Walls” had me beating my head every time time “Mr. Blackman” was mentioned. If you’re not familiar with the story you would not notice the change to the cat’s name, but if you’re familiar with this story, as I am, it really grates on you after a while.

Although there is plenty of evidence for Lovecraft as a racist, the name of the cat is really not the smoking gun in the matter. The cat in this story was named after a cat Lovecraft had as a child in the 1890’s, when the name, although still racist, would have been much less unusual than it seems today. It is important to take it in that context, and as a product of the time, and should not have been censored from the recording.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 19:30

I have the rumbling tummy to.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 23:50

We all know that the moment you cross the M25 boundary, the area transforms into a colourful hellscape, with Sharia law thugs patrolling outside Tescos mugging anyone who buys non-halal meat, BLM protests blocking every street, South Asians cooking curry on top of wheelie bin fires, and no seats on the tube only prayer carpets. Breitbart tells me they're even renovating Big Ben and Westminster Palace into Mosques.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 19:32

Go get bit on the dick by a radioactive spider, become spider dick & choke everyone with your spider silk.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 16:51

Wouldn't be a New York Times story without the cultural-Marxist sex-and-race bean counting.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 19:14

It was a great morning revelation for his heir though. The best part of waking up was seeing Fjölnir in his cup.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 20:54

They're actually renaming it "Massive Mohammed"

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 04:06

To improve your venture I would suggest investing in razors, and introducing them to your models.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 15:30

These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 01:03

Yeah slightly taller Jawa and Blue Snaggle Tooth from Sears Catalog Exclusive playset are GREAT STUFF.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:26

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Do You Like My Car?
Deja vu

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 21:56

Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:54

I testify by the power invested in me by the governor of california that this site is no longer alive

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:47

Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 16:59

>>Chanukah is not the Jewish Christmas.

Sorry, I know you're a rabbi and all, but we have been informed differently by every single post-1990 television show ever broadcast.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:30

>>i am a deadly weapon

Breath doesn’t count.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 23:44

If there are two things all Brits are sorry about, it's Piers Morgan and Belgium.

captcha: spain

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 09:26

  1. Satire.
  2. Peter Dinklage was like 12 when this song was released.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 20:50

This reminds me a lot of an anecdotal story one of my professors told me from his time working at NASA.

His team was working on running simulations of long-distance manned spaceflight. In particular, the goal of their simulations was to determine an algorithm that would optimally allocate food, water, and electricity to 3 crew members. The decided they would try running a genetic algorithm with the success criteria being that one or more crew members would survive for as many days as possible before resources ran out.

It started off fairly predictably– 300 days, 350 days, 375 days of survival. Then fairly abruptly, the algorithm shot up to around 900 days of survival. The team couldn’t believe it! They were fairly pleased at the 375 day survival results as it was.

As they started digging into how this new algorithm worked, they discovered a small problem. The algorithm had arrived at a solution wherein it would immediately withhold food and water from two of the crew mates, causing them to die from starvation and dehydration. From there, it would simply provide the surplus remaining resources to the surviving crew member.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:10

  1. Library that returns nothing on success and throws an exception on error (Java)
  2. Library that returns #t on success and (values #f error-message) on error (Go)
  3. Library that returns #t on success and #f on error with an extra get-last-error function (faggot)
  4. Library that lets you choose from the first or second options using a parameter or #:error-mode option (overkill)

Rubber ducking helped me choose, thanks dokyuns!

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:11

Shit, I thought this was the current thoughts thread

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 12:53

Even though they used the very same 32×32 pixel grid and black and white colour scheme, they were far cry from subtlety and elegance of Macintosh icons.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 16:34

Nations are people. Nations are genetic. Nations are tribes. Nations are neither propositions nor geography nor political constructs.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 13:20

Fuck you faggot. The crab walk let's you maneuver around your enemy and keep him in your sight at all times. It is an unbeatable defensive stance that gives you total mastery of the terrain which you'll find out when I go to your house and use it to kick your ass.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:17

Library that aborts core system programs on failure due to fundamentally wrong OS design choices (glibc on malloc failure due to overcommit)

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:29

As I said similarly elsewhere, they are welcome to marry an anemic midget if they want to strike a blow for equality.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 21:03

Dayorder NPR 2017.11.30 ++ungood. Ref unperson. rewrite fullwise.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:54

It's a little known fact that deer "freeze" in headlights because their pathfinding bugs out and the animation system stops updating until the process times out and resets. Fainting goats have a bug in their 'surprise' logic that just falls through to their equivalent of a T pose. Cats queue their wandering algorithm while pooping, so they run really fast to catch up to where they're supposed to be afterwards.

Also the universe is very compressible because you really only need to store the chain of causality, and most of that can just be simulated in the aggregate when needed. A curious consciousness with the ability to travel and observe really spikes storage requirements, though, so the sim discourages that behavior in increasingly strict ways. Ultimately anti-intellectualism is the cosmic equivalent of a cap on the size of your network storage.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 21:54

Foggy days are just the result of a reduced draw distance

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 23:23

One of the things I've been noticing a lot of people saying is that there are things in Canada called "ethnic enclaves" where old stock Canadians feel like they are being pushed out by a minority group. Some have gone so far as to claim that they cannot even get service their own language in places like Richmond, Brampton, Saskatoon and Whitehorse.

I decided to spend a week in Canada's largest and most prominent ethnic enclave.

The first striking thing is that the minute in entered this place, not only did the street signs change languages, they actually changed in design as well. You knew when you entered into this ethnic enclave for sure. Often times, the street name was changed to something else entirely which didn't even resemble the native language.

I spoke with some people in the area and learned that through certain legal loopholes, many people in the area are able to send their kids to schools that exclusively educate them in their mother tongue. And it goes to as high as university because while they are a minority, in universities they make up the defacto majority and are able to get the schools to accommodate them. Whenever I entered a restaurant they'd greet me in their own language first, assuming that I spoke it. Sometimes I couldn't even get well known Canadian staples like pork. There were some restaurants that were entirely free of meat entirely! Clearly, living in the Toronto bubble has blinded me to the scourge of multiculturalism. I didn't realize how the white English minority of Montreal had carved out such a large ethnic enclave for themselves in Westmount to the exclusion of the rest of Quebec. As I walked out and saw Dorchester sign turn into Rene Levesque, I collapsed onto my knees and wept for the future of Canada.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 11:11

Actually that’s horrible.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 11:55

Sounds more like a joke

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 18:57

It's a joke, he's talking about Quebec, the Provence where the first language is French since it was settled by France in the colonial era.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:18



177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:54

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 01:17

Canada does seem to be uniformly horrible these days.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 19:25

Never underestimate the raw destructive power of a butterfly.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 22:38

no the only appropriate engine swap for a pt cruiser is a hand grenade.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 10:39

It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.

Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 18:48

There’s always that “rent is too damn high” guy.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 18:54

The egg is really a marvel of evolution.

Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 19:58

Just remember: "Pasteurized process cheese food" isn't for people. It is intended to be fed to cheese.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 23:35

Cool city girl from COOLSVILLE USA where the sun never sets.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 11:25

Cute futa girl who looks oddly like Nico gets molested by a bunch of shitposters and then bangs her mom.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 04:21

I remember being in jr. high listening to this and beating off in my bed on a Friday night. Now years later I'm old, and I'm listening to this beating off in my bed on a Friday night.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:55

That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 16:49

Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:25

As a member of the Colonel's Club, you can feast your eyes on our bangin’ new bucket GIFs before anyone else.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 18:13

Well, this guy was turned into hamburger helper pretty quickly....

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 04:45

What's the point of calling it Senna if you don't die driving it?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 19:34

If black college students want segregation it must be good for all blacks.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 09:58

Communists wrong marx john locke mises libertarianism. Test for bot.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 00:59

so update since i posted this i became friends with the person who made it and yesterday i was like ‘i stole a meme from you that ended up getting like 90k notes on tumblr sorry’ and she just shot back ‘it’s all good memes are communist and should be shared with the masses’ and honestly? iconic

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 04:30

e: also the DBZ shit about Last Order is what makes Last Order totally fuckin' rule, it has cyberpunk vampires who do Vampire Karate for fuck's sake

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 05:13

The phylactery is all that remains of the master of Goodburger. Your better judgment dictates that you destroy the phylactery, preventing the lich from ever reforming. Thankfully, you seldom listen to that internal voice of reason.

Someone at Nickelodeon will pay you hugely for this artifact. Who cares if Kel'Thuzad regenerates to full power?

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 00:20

Depends. If they were both virgin,
"Aw heck honey, let's just wait until we get married. Nothing to it."

If at least one of them is NOT a virgin.
"Please, just touch it!"
"Just one time... See how you like it."
"I said no!"

If both of them are non-practicing virgins.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 01:47

Craig A. Hunter, a mechanical/aerospace engineer now running an iOS/Mac app development company, writes, “The nearest comparable shipping 27-inch iMac I configured was $3699 but with a greatly inferior CPU and graphics chipset, four fewer cores, and other disadvantages across the board. So in that context, spending another $1300 to get into an iMac Pro is a no brainer.”

200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8872 02:43

Further to this thread, I just did my plod gimp mask course and a question bubbles to the surface.

When I was a lickle squaddy, the nice man waved some gubbins around the outside of my mask and told me if I could smell peardrops, I was told to tighten the straps. This was in S6 and S10 days, I now drive an Avon FM10 I think, looks like an S10...

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 12:56

Being able to stretch and squish things is rather nice

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:33

they said that in order to get a promotion, he'd have to see caesar in the afterlife, but then they said caesar approved the war academy... is caesar alive or dead?

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:57


204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 17:13

I don't worry about net neutrality because I already died when Trump pulled out of the Paris accords and because of tax reform.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 21:50

I'm a genius, but only ironically
whenever I try to use my powers for anything other than shitposting or arguing against net neutrality it's like my IQ drops 50 points

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 23:22

i hope he gets bullied to the day of his death about the shut up wesley thing

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 13:41

In an effort to comfort disturbed minors, eyeballs do not pop like soap bubble. It's tougher than skin and it takes a knife to open it.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 18:59

The humourous fact is, when looked at from an objective perspective, you want to root for the First Order. They are organized, disciplined, fit, and civilized. The Rebels, by contrast, are a rag-tag bunch of disorganized whiny buffoons with whiny leadership that can barely win a single battle.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 21:19


>my opinions are objective fact

It's very rare for audiences in general not to root for the rag-tag bunch, and if you value discipline over whininess then I can't wait for you to see Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEn. (Not necessarily you, but whoever posted it originally)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8874 08:15

"You aren't Americans either." His voice grew angry and a little deeper. "There isn't one of you, not a God-damned one, that owns a designer sheet. Or a set of matched towels. You don't wear anybody's jeans, and you don't jog. You're shit. You're just shit."

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 00:40

#metoo is pronounced "pound me too"

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:58

-Snoke was a joke

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 03:44

One Thai ladyboy hooker doesnt make you queer.

10 or 12 maybe.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 07:21

Maybe next time consider not mounting the camera on a paint shaker. A brilliant lecture nonetheless.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 10:50

mindless shitposting is having a tantrum when something doesn't go your way and flooding a thread with pictures of your fat hands stabbing phone books

chefs choice is quite a bit better than the average pull thru device and cooks illustrated rated it very highly

it's not something I'd buy for myself but 98% of home cooks would be far better served with a CC than with bench stones. you obviously have lots of phone books attacking you IRL and I am sure you need daily reprofiliing on your Battle Ready CPM M1911 Crucible Assault Tanto but most people are just chopping onions and shit, so they only need to sharpen every once in a while

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 15:15

tfw you'll never feel froppy's tongue down your esophagus

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 22:50

Those 8-track tapeworms were the worst!

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 22:59

If Trump wants to decimate North Korea he should cut their taxes.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 10:53

it happens to explain both why people don't buy wards and why we can't address climate change

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 11:06

I don't think I can fully represent all 3.5 billion owners of testes, but I'll do my best.
Firstly testes only produce sperm, which is a small percentage of the total volume of ejaculant
IIRC 4 organs contribute to the fluid with the seminal vesicle making up about 3/4 of the total.
So there aren't great volumes of liquid sloshing about, like milk in a churn being turned into butter.

In writing it is mostly used to indicate virility, much like excessive cum or excessive viscosity of cum.
It may also be used to indicate response to stimuli if the subject is being uncommunicative [as gentlemen are want to be] or as a prelude to orgasm
You could consider it analogous to cervical tenting

This brings me on to the one sliver of truth that can be found in this. If rather than the contents of the testes churning it is viewed that they are moving around in the scrotum this does occur, if rarely.
During ejaculation the scrotum can experience a series of contractions in time with the muscle contraction that cause each spurt. Prior to this there can occasionally be a number of preparatory spasms, the status of the prostate preventing these becoming an ejaculation. But even if you are trying to keep the guy on the edge this will not last long and will have the level of coordination of a death spasm.

There is one more technique that may produce this, don't try this at home as you will get punched.
When the testes are particularly low hanging [ they like to be 2C cooler than the body so move away to cool off]
Tap the cremaster muscle which controls the distance from the body it will spasm and you can get the testes to do a little dance.
Having been on the receiving end I can confirm it is very annoying and will lead to an ache that lasts for hours.

Hopefully you will have found this the first useful piece of mansplaining you have received.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 16:57

I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm just trying to be old fashioned

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 17:13

WORSE than communism?

Did I miss the hundreds of millions of dead people piling up out here in flyover country somewhere?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 22:11

The full list of actions that Boba Fett took in the original trilogy that had an effect on the plot:

x made a phonecall
x fedexed the hansicle to jabba
x fell in a sand butthole and died

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 10:35

It’s been postulated that this universe is a simulation, running somewhere on an ultra-powerful computer, and we’re objects inside of it, reacting endlessly to stimuli, interacting in unpredictable ways to create emergent behavior surprising or entertaining to those running the simulation. Shine a bright light on an amoeba, and it moves. Let humans develop the technology to turn oil into plastic, and we create Bratz, and heart valves, and CigarzUp, and seatbelts, and dildos, and Nintendos. They’re taking screenshots of us, getting run over by buses, sucking the cherry from a combination weed-pipe-coffee-mug into our lungs, thrashing around as we scream. At least someone, somewhere, is getting something out of all of this.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 12:14

>>224 I have thought about this a lot for a long time, and getting a job at a game studio making small changes and regenerating game worlds a thousand times convinces me more

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 17:35

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 18:09

I’m always amused that whenever I come across a post that critiques Tumblr on Tumblr, there’s always that reply by somebody about it’s common for autistic people to do this or a reply by someone who thinks it’s a good idea to list autism listed on their profile.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 22:26

Back in my day, God was a watchmaker.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 01:34

Hard to take someone like that seriously. I mean everyone knows that dragons are reptiles and frogs are amphibians. Sheesh.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 04:19

I knew a girl like that in college ;)

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 19:42

The continuing saga of those plucky guys that buckled down and went along with whatever the purple haired people wanted

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8883 20:45

before the great leap forward people thought it was actually impossible to have a famine in all of china at once

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8883 20:51

I know none of you fuckers have a job. Go step outside and take a breath of fresh air every now and then.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8884 12:46

Remove wire racks and place aluminum pan on bottom of oven and then preheat to 150ºF.

Hold head inside oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. Take care to not touch sides of oven.

Liquid wax should pour from ears and collect in pan.

Make festive sculpture from wax and sell on eBay or give as gift.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 06:32

I don't even know what order the months go in.


236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 15:26

Just die already white man, but fix my car first.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 21:56

I think rape has gotten a bad reputation because nowadays, it's mainly immigrants who do it. Most people find that undesirable, so it kinda ruins the whole experience.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 02:04

i wish the internet was still weird

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 20:57

shit just got hyperreal

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 01:38

Dude what the fuck you can't just post this masterpiece at 7 AM, I haven't even had my breakfast yet

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 03:35

Wow! This sounds just like something you'de fine in DDR! I dig this!

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 04:49

Didja hear about the guy who tried a do-it-yourself sex change?

He couldn't pull it off.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 15:14

I've been thinking about diversifying so I can profit from both sides of the aisle.

ConAgra (Orville Redenbacher's) for the people being entertained.

Pfizer (Preparation H) for the people dealing with perpetual butthurt.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 23:09

I can speak from experience when I say you don't NEED to get your stomach pumped when consuming glowstick liquid

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:17

There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 20:02

Oh, i forgot.... What happened to mules used in the wars? And the donkeys? And guard dogs as a support regiment for MP? Please also add some skinpack for german shepards.

I'm kinda glad I haven't bought this game yet, despite the huge discount. I'll still wait for the $1 bundle in a couple of months, and a good mod that removes all this nonsense...

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 21:41

Obongo go back to Congo

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 04:54

soundtrack for a lazy sunday summer evening in your scruffy room drinking something lukewarm browsing pixiv and thinking this is the best your life will ever get and being fine with it

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 07:01

Why is your entire feed unforgivable pervert porn?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 13:08

You have the shittiest taste of anyone who has ever walked this planet. You deserve to swim in this shit lake forever.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 15:51

Obama go back to Alabama

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 16:00

If you die i'm gonna punch you really hard in the tummy.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 11:04

“Think” less, runs the slouching new sign of the times. “Feel” more.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 13:18

in spite of learnning English every day, my dream that watching american movies without subtitle are long way to go.
and the saddest thing is that speaking in English is much more diffcult than listenning or reading english.
everytime i try to speak and make sentenses in english, words are running away from my head.
it's like i'm a butterfly catcher and words are flying away from me in to the blue sky.
and English grammar is also my nightmare which is completly different from japanese one.
the hardest part is how to deal with the time. past tense, future tense, present tense, confusing me.
when i talk about some story to someone, my characters break time barrier easly. like time traveler.
so that even the easy storys like my grandma going shopping to supermarket turn into a Science Fiction

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 19:01

I dunno man, reading some of the stuff that's come out since then makes me think, yeah, he was definitely a chomo.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 22:16

No, I don't think we'll be revising history to make you look better.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8898 17:02

spray-painting [DQN] on the interstate overpass

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 08:07

If it weren't for jazzy nonsense words I would have killed myself in 2013.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 11:33

Some folk have poop knives, some folk have piss jars, some folk have cum boxes. Takes all kinds to make the world go round.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:33

Donald Trump ‘shithole’ talk dey make people ginger

Plenty reactions up and down dey follow US President Donald Trump talk wey im refer to Haiti, and El Salvador and Africa as shithole countries.

Washington Post, CNN, Politico and other tori people bin broadcast say for inside private meeting wey im do with lawmakers on Thursday on top migration mata, im say “why we dey allow all dis people from shithole country to come here?”

But Trump don deny say im talk dat kain thing.

Dis talk generate plenty reaction as some Africa people talk dia mind for di mata on top social media.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 05:20

>Why the fuck did Admiral Bitchface not tell him her plan? Did she think he was a spy?

I was expecting there to be a "there's a spy on board" subplot. I even thought they were suggesting it by the way the camera focused in on on of the bridge crew's face. But the film conjured up all genius of the current year and cleverly subverted my expectations that characters would have reasons for doing things.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 16:07

i can not remember the last time when i accidentally stepped on some solid waste, either of animals or of humans.
the older i get, the more often i look downwards when walking/jogging outside.
that is why i can manage to avoid stepping on it but on the other hand,
i feel i need to be more confident about myself and look forward all the time.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 17:26

[Julian] Assange's life sounds like mine and I haven't even committed a crime.

Cry me a river.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 20:42

Alas, the soft power dividend went unmilked.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:00

Australiandebtclock gdp 21:59 $1,720,212,220,000 gdp rise $111,427,000 for the last 24hrs,ADC population 24,750,794 rose 1,167 in 24hrs

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 11:35

It's time to seriously consider eugenics again, surely mankind deserves better than the current crop of laundry detergent munching retards.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 13:05

I got your topic right here!
grabs dick

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 20:47

I checked my privilege. Turned out it was my IQ.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 17:36

what a bout tripcodes

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:02

I'm 31. My 30 year old roommate uses this shit IRL and it is really embarrassing. I mean, I get it, we're wayward, unmarried losers renting an apartment together, but is talking like a radical teenager really the best way to overcompensate for this? It's just depressing.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 00:59

I could probably cook a side dish out of the overflowing bitterness of this article.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 22:31

mopping up cum is below her pay grade, she's an officer, a trained soldier in starfleet and she can wrestle you into submission with her strong negroid arms

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 16:38

I wouldn't be surprised if Metallica saw this and got real pissed off 'cause they got their asses kicked by a naked white dog strumming a guitar whose strings he can't even reach.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 18:44

I insisted on eating here, because I always liked their ribs. Last night, I complained about how tough the meat is. I have been waiting for an explanation but waiters didnt even bother to update me. Upon paying the bill, i told the waiter "nagcomplain ako na sobrang tigas ng ribs nyo, nakaabot ba sa kitchen nyo?" "Ay yes maam, alam na ng kitchen. natagalan daw sa oven" or something like that. Alam na pala nila na they made a bad batch of ribs but still, they served it to us. I am super disappointed, and this happened on valentines day! </3

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 12:32

SEA mexicans

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 07:00

all relationships are a power struggle to establish dominance sorry im an aries lmao

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 22:48

i see people talking about art of philosopoie on here and  i have a realy strong urge to lash out and punch something like i see people talking about cant and neitchie and i feel my blood preassure amping up to 100 and i feel an innate and primal urge to harm something like i want to go chace a deer down over miles of fucking sprawling savannah and smap its fucking neck yknow like i want to find where these people live and chace them through downtown manhatten in a fucking loiuloth and spear them in the middle of wall street 

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 07:43

oh man this makes me wanna fucking kill myself, but i'm gonna masturbate instead

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:48

I’ve dreamed of this man it was a night mare it was I had a gun and I was shooting him strait in the head but he didn’t die then blood started dripping from his head then he said “pain feels good” then I woke up I feel scared and he was wearing suit.i have never saw this guy and anyone who looks like him.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 00:44

>Just .. wow. Star Trek spergs really are the worst, how do some of you even wipe your own assholes

Thoroughly, and notes will be taken to make sure that all further shits will be in continuity.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 10:50

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 20:08

After having a baby, I find it much easier to deal with leftists.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 18:45

When this thing re-enters the atmosphere everyone better disco duck.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 18:48

Why are american girls such rancid, dumb whores? All of them are the same. Honestly I used to love America pre 2012, but it's all gone down the fucking shitter.

285 Name: jeff : 1993-09-8914 20:01

my name is jeff

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 03:23

A great example of Grade A virtue signaling, the mating call for someone trying to bed the notorious blue haired manatee.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 15:30

it's usually better to just keep your head down and think of the world as beyond saving

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:06

They have been publicly exposed as highly politicized, intellectually fraudulent do-nothings instead of the smart, productive, 21st-century rocket scientists they consider themselves to be.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:45

Every Blade storyline

>young hero: wtf vampires are real
>seasoned hero: ya forgot to mention that
>blade appears: yo i'm blade came to your city hunting so and so vampire
>then they defeat the vampires

It's one of those characters Marvel is forced to publish a story with every one in a while to maintain the IP rights for another decade

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 00:29

I found today’s Google Doodle a bit overt, but that’s sort of in keeping with the Larry Page Era’s organizational focus, culture of design and rampant Christianity.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 17:30

No doubt about it -- we're all born naked, helpless, and ignorant. In other words, socialists.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 19:36

Why did the planet butt poop out a star?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 04:10

Kennedy's really knocking this speech over the bridge...

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 05:51

what if the real putin was the friends we made along the way

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 03:59

its ok when mouth breathing kfc gobbling apes mutter this kind of nonsense but when real people say it I get concerned

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 17:56

I embraced the barbarism of today's neo-gnostic revolt against materiality when I moved my thousands of pounds books for the third time and realized I could have just thrown a thumb drive in my suitcase instead.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 19:35

Fuck it. Let's make this omelette.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 01:27

Amen. Everyone here needs to grow the fuck up, and realize that Polish trap music is what people with an IQ of 175 and above are listening to.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 18:39

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 12:41

years back in my squatter hipster years, we had a constant flow of media ketamine raver types hanging out at our squats being like "yah yah yah, we are working on a new documentary basically we are making a Roma family get jobs and filming yah..." and i would be like .... "i can pretend to be Roma! pick me!"

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 14:27

You'd be surprised what's in the dark corners of the internet. My favorite was the Fallout mod that added what was basically a completely hashed out children's brothel, complete with voiced characters (kiddie voices), sexy kids lingerie and BDSM stuff, torture/roleplay dungeons, and sex animations. Once the fun was done, you could have your kiddie sex slave follow you around as your companion - on all 4s. They fought like the junk yard dogs. Except yelps and screams instead of barking. The number of things that were wrong with it was staggering.

Needless to say, that was not on NexusMods.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 16:46

At 18 I came out to my dad. He was a former army ranger who worked in a coal mine. He once killed a guy. I don’t think he really deep down respected me til I created my own line of evening gowns…

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 20:59

Again, the best defence against this attack is to create a number of Jimsonweed seeds and only remember about 5 numbers.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 20:40

death to http://README.md . give me an .nfo file with 80 rows/columns of ascii art made by someone with a handle like Xx_FishFucker9000_xX, and anime quotes at the bottom

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 19:33

I'm old enough to remember when being a mentally ill freak who likes to masquerade as a woman didn't qualify one as an expert in anything aside from running the FBI.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 14:50

When I was on the Traveller Mailing List, the most gearheaded of all were those who had never played the game, followed by those who hadn't played it or anything else for years. Checking with a player in my group who's been on the TML for the better part of a decade - in fact, I met him there years ago - it is no different now. The one posting most concerned about a "realistic trade system" has not played anything for twenty years.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 20:39

Mario is an obe--I mean, stocky, diminutive plumber having a mid-life, existential crisis. His girlfriend Pauline cheated on him (whom hooked up with him only because he eats her out like a home-made spaghetti during their one-sided coital sessions), Bowser is his deformed pet turtle who hates him due to neglect, Princess Peach is nothing more but a rotten fruit in his fridge, Luigi is his brother who died at birth (and constantly imagines up sharing "adventures" with him in an advanced form of delusional denial), the Mushroom Kingdom is a forest near his backyard, and his "adventures" all happen in his head every time he takes some mushrooms he found there.

And Splatoon? Splatoon is something he envisioned when he was painting his apartment while high, and spilled various paint cans on some calamari he bought. He and Pauline wanted a family, but after learning that he is sterile, she cheated on him, and this made him dream up the entire colorful series to keep himself from going more insane (and depressed) than he already is--So he constantly buys fresh squid and octopus, paints them, dresses them up, and acts like a father to them while hosting various monthly "themes" for them to spend time on as a "family".

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 01:01

Because every time, a transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS humongolongnonologongous.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 14:38

Has the state government kept its promises on the National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (NEET), to be conducted in the first week of May?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 15:03

I'm so confused. From what I take from all these articles about representation for blacks its always that they need to see themselves in that position. The reason they can't reach that position is because they haven't seen "themselves" in that position.

So you are telling me that they literally, "Monkey see, Monkey do."

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 07:08

This game is actually too hard. This is not a joke review, there is not enough ammo and it asks you about the bible all the time. Also, all enemies can kill you in at most two seconds.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:06

Since the inevitable goal of all civilization seems to be decadence, it seems hardly worth while to struggle up the long road from barbarism in the first place.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:09

Doing grown up shit like ordering a new wheelie bin from the council what about you

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:56

We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 22:27

That's quite an assumptious premise.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:07

Barbarism begins at home.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:25

Thanks op, I came.

I have a fetish for seeing others slightly uncomfortable. It is fun to tell people this.

I also have a fetish for differing perspectives. Emotion, stance, gender, species, understanding. Once masturbated to the fantasy of being a scared rat hiding in a tunnel, and came while crying from genuine fear, for example.

So yeah. The perspective of your powerful cocklust, plus the awkward failure to play it out and enjoy it. Be it from genuine sexual preferance mismatch, unskilled fellatio, repulsion to the sucker, failure to fantasize, or failure to immerse yourself in the situation.

All that made me cum, dude.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:58

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a ramen thread on /ck/. It will just take a moment."

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 14:58

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 17:50

Yume Jūya

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 03:11

Did anyone else get a boner from that little droid's feet being tortured by that tall, spectral smelter droid? The sadistic pleasure in forcing the droid to anticipate his own humiliating ordeal, burning and burning his sensitive little soles? Focusing all his malicious energy on those helpless little members?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 12:19

Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 03:08

Is Rich Hickey what you get when you make out with Bill Gates?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 10:42

>Holy carp, is [REDACTED]'s community all like this?

yes every single one of us are as autistic as this fellow right here.
And you’re one of us.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 09:50

Raising corpses itself isn't even viewed as improper in most contexts right now.

327 Name: fack : 1993-09-8949 10:17

fackyou anal

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 11:55

I agree. I like little boys with little penises

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 23:44

when pasi cook, my eye automatically go to the video. i watch and feel i have sex with the pasi. all becoming herkkujen herkku

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 02:59

Damn right I only find Asian women sexy and this worldview has ramifications on my views from physics to metaphysics, from cooking to gardening, from epistemology to ethics

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 01:40

< あなたの肉の値段鑑定します。

332 Name: ??? : 1993-09-8961 15:06


333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 15:17

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 13:41

is that the fucking anarchy symbol she's wearing

"this video contains content from WMG. it is restricted from playback on certain sites"

yeah that seems about right. stick it to the man cardi b! but not so much that youtube doesn't provide you fucking ad revenue

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 12:47

KK Slider sings just like Kurt Cobain. Never really noticed it till now... 

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:04

I just learned that wearing a collar with metal
spikes on it constitutes a criminal offence in
Massachussets, and people get actually fined and
arrested. Your dog can wear a spiked collar, but
you can't. The dogs can also run around naked,
have sex with any other dog they want, freely cross
national borders, dance in the street (which is prohibited
to humans in NY) and do many other things humans can't.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 10:06


338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 13:46

This title makes me feel horny, but in a depressing way.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 02:33

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 16:25

stephen hawking will rise from the grave and liberate palestine inshallah

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 19:46

That may be, but Jesus was not a pagan. He was a homo. And I know because we used to do it at supper. Anyways, he foisted his bitch mother, you know the one who was IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED, on my when she died. Let me tell you, she thought her shit didn't stink....and it didn't. Just imagine waiting on someone like THAT hand and foot. Fuck you Jesus, I'm the only apostle that didn't try to make a buck off your passing and you give me the old bag as punishment!

--Beloved John, naked beneath his linen wrap

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 18:45

This is America. "Fuck you" is always a choice.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 10:54

When I moved to London I found it impossible to tell which dudes were gay and then I saw a dude wearing shiny purple shoes making out with a lady and I thought ‘ you know what? this isn’t my fault.’

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:13

>>343 Shiny purple shoes would be cool

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:17

There has been a Shooting at Great Mills High School. The school is on lock down the event is contained, the Sheriff's office is on the scene additional information to follow.
Parents/Guardians should go to Leonardtown HS for reunification with GMHS students

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 16:10

Administering a mail host is sort of like being a nurse; there's a brief period at the start when the thought of seeing people's privates might be vaguely titillating in a theoretical sense, but that sort of thing doesn't last long when it's up against the daily reality of shit, piss, blood, and vomit.

Now that I think about it, administering a mail host is exactly like being a nurse, only people die slightly less often.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8968 07:13

Was.. (key word, was...) the best sex I've ever had, still to this day... ever. Now, you may ask, 'why was?'... she's been dealing with major substance abuse issues for years, and for half the relationship, she hid from me. It spiraled out of control and that, along with a few other things, led to the relationship's dimise. I really hope she can get her life back in order, cause I still love her tremendously. And, I don't wish to go into much further details about her on-going issues out of respect. :)

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8968 18:29

You keep showing games that are violent. Where are the cute, peaceful, bright, happy, and relaxing games? If you do not show them, then I will have to unfollow you. Those violent games are depressing and remind me of hell. Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but that is the truth.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 18:27

I also remember the time my cousin blew up a piece of dog shit with a firecracker and splattered it all over his face, even though it was 20 years ago. Funny how that works.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 00:09

Btw, like Beckham and my heroine forever, Beyonce, I'm a Pepsi person. Fuck the children of the world.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 11:57

I was wondering if I could activate ashnod's coupon and force my opponent to get me a drink that is only available ~ 1 mile away? therefor, in a tournament forcing a DQ?

I was just curious about it

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 17:32

Access to white people is not a human right.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:03

I think it's a damn disgrace that we don't have an open source botnet implementation yet.

I refuse to let Russians steal my data with their bloatware that uses 200mb just to send my credit card number.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:15

doesn't include the infection code, but it's GPL3

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:16

also mirai

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 16:48

Monday.... is Brain awareness week

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 01:44

Glitter doesn’t grow on trees

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 14:57

Ummm, Dude the PSP DOES have better Graphics, ARE YOU THAT DUMB??? and Controls 2, HATE Touch Screens, They Suck, and PSP HAS variety, You just Hate the damn thing, and I was talking bout gettin' PSP 2, Not PSP 1, PSP 2 will SMASH the Touch in terms of Gaming, iPod sticks to what it does best, AND THATS MUSIC.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 18:35

I've been giving my most sincere microapologies for the last 2 years now. So far, I'm up to 0.000006 apologies.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 04:59



361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 16:33

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 19:49

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 02:09

Is it now time for a National Conversation about emotionally unstable women in the workplace?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 14:10

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /gif/.

/gif/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 20:34

>>364 What a load of horse shit

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 17:30

When i first smelled this product it brought me back to prom night 1989. I rocked the sweetest mullet Alabama has ever seen. My girl was more beautiful than Pamela Anderson in a tight spandex suit. We danced all night long, when the DJ played Like a virgin i decided it was time to end her virginitystreak. I took her out to my 1976 Thunderbird backseat and kissed her with the passion of ten italians. I lifted up her dress to reveal her polkadot panties, as my face came closer i could smell her sweetest scent. It was just like The smell of the second sisters pussy who is a Gal and still goes to school! Thank you tamatoys for brining me back to my youth.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 18:47

don't know who the fuck wants to manage the "show-or-video-game-that-ended-a-decade-ago wiki"

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:03

> Imagine an entire country falling in love with the Chevy El Camino

Well, I know where I'm retiring.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:38

Imagine the internet was a real place – it’d be like visiting an enormous public library where everyone was screaming for attention- or jerking off.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8986 18:13

..lesbian don t be afraid ...!..in future the love of science and science of love in laboratory search in vitro coupling fecundind ovul from one lebian with ovul from other lesbian result obtain a baby girl with twe mother lesbian ... the victory of love lesbyian is victory of life ..!..!!. ... arhaic count of daciae count doku ..!!..!...!....!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 16:45

The experiment actually did cover genetic degradation and maladaptive selection rather explicitly.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:57

people where really stupid back in those days people 100 years from now will call us stupid aswel

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 05:12

Outside of dweeb circles, loud mechanical keyboards are not socially acceptable. Quiet ones that don't annoy other people (such as a chiclet macbook keyboard) are better. Ghosting doesn't matter. Tactile feedback doesn't matter. Being compact and quiet are what really matter.

I'm sure this opinion won't be popular in "nerd" communities, but it's what people in the real world agree with.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 17:42

hits dab

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 19:52

Interior dog-turbine allocator, I drive a chevrolet movie theatre

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:32

Metokur has gone full Robespierre, he soon will meet the guillotine. Believe it. Screencap this. Just remember when the time comes that I told you so.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:58

I’ve never really been a fan of the “let’s make fun of mentally ill people” content creators. Yeah, it’s easy to do, just just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Additionally, shit like Metokur or KiwiFarms seems to be a way for losers to make fun of people who are bigger losers than they are. Like, some of the people on KiwiFarms have literally thousands of posts and even anime avatars, yet they make fun of other people for being losers. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:25

If you can stomach the political dimension which is irrelevent in this case, I think this somewhat infamous article demonstrates the final destination of callout culture.


379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:49

I have read this before and get what you mean but it is too opaque. Bearing false witness for entertainment is a really petty way to destroy your life even if you are just a spectator.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:48

It’s hard to take what they say seriously when they mention being pro-communist. Do pro-communist leftists pretend that dictatorships like Mao (and now Xi Jinping) and Pol Pot and shit just never existed? How do they rationalize their extremist views?

It’s one thing to criticize how things currently are. I get that. But to say the solution is communism, which historically hasn’t work, is just dumb. Look how well it’s working for Venezuela, or Russia, or China. Xi Jinping has a god complex and rewrote the Chinese constitution to allow himself to be president indefinitely, as opppsed to the previous two-term limit.

Why do leftists target Trump and yet completely ignore communist dictatorships?

So no, I can’t just ignore the political aspect of that article. The person who wrote it is a moron.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:49


Autocorrect on my phone sucks sometimes

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:59


383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:18

As Fred Sanford would say –– She needs to roll her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 20:24

get your head out of your ass, drop some acid, and realize this place is a garbage dump and your illusory superiority doesn't even make sense

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 22:45

I do, in fact, have no fax machine.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 23:08

Update on this? Did you get arrested yet?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:00

          ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´Д` ) < I DO LOADS OF ACID! I SEE THROUGH
         /,  /   \  THE "ILLUSORY" RIGHT DOWN TO THE
        (ぃ9  |     \ NUB OF “SUPERIORITY”'S REAL MEANING 
         /    /、      \_______
        /   ∧_二つ
        /   /
       /    \       ((( )))  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      /  /~\ \     ( ´Д`) < YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT -
      /  /   >  )     (ぃ9  )  \_______
    / ノ    / /    /    ∧つ
   / /   .  / ./     /    \     (゚д゚)  TWO IRONIES WERE MISSED!!
   / ./     ( ヽ、     / /⌒> )     ゚(  )−
  (  _)      \__つ  (_)  \_つ     / >   (・∀・)潜む!! 潜む!! 潜む!!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:59

I hate to break it to you, but >>384 is just a comment copied from another website, not something about DQN.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 17:11

Tsar Nicolas had no grandchildren because communists massacred his entire family including his 4 daughters and 10 y.o. son which they then doused with acid and lit on fire and buried in the Siberian forest. But their heart was in the right place.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 20:25

This could be really good or really bad.

Not actually ctrl-C, but I see this idiot phrase pop up every time something is announced.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 01:55

Being the man of steel that he was, Superman scoffed at such a lame attempt at taking his life. The katana barely made a scratch on his heavenly sculpted chest.

"Hah, you're going to have to try better than that to get into these tights of mine."

Cecil hid his smile under the wispy white mane of his. Finally a worthy adversary. He knew he would enjoy making this conquest. With sword still in hand he whispered,


Superman's smug look soon turned to that of horror. As he was bathed in green light, he gasped,

"Who would've thought that the bastard's bankai was a kryptonite chocobo?!"

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:34

only hokey white people buddhism is about 'how to be happy'

real buddhism tells you that all is impermanent, to live is to suffer, and 'self' is an illusion, so you may as well just feed yourself to a tiger.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:14

never mind aw these bead rattlin sheep shaggin basterds, this was a great day wee r orange every1 of yeez kno it, wuld it b the same comments wen the manky mob wear rep. ire shirts n flags n sing ira songs nah coz wee dnt care wee hate aw use any wae so doesnae make a difference .

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 16:26

Home of the Underdogs (often called HotU) was an abandonware archive founded by Sarinee Achavanuntakul, in October 1998. Prior to shutting down in 2009, the site provided reviews for over 5,300 games, as well as offered downloads of software and manuals for a number of games that were no longer commercially ...

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 13:46

wait theres boobs in terror of mechagodzilla??????

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 21:06

893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8999 21:00
Happy September 9000!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 01:00

fuck yeah. fuck yeah. fuck fuck fuck. can can can. fuck the can. fuck the can of worms. break on through to the other side.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 09:34

Thank you for your entire nonstop insight, encouragement not to mention understanding to hold up my path to becoming increasingly consciously awake and so spiritually connected.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:01

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 02:30

I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of Hentai. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into Hentai fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing Hentai revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had Anime studios like Feel and XEBEC, who have done their fair share of Ecchi anime, start to produce Hentai too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal Hentai would be and so we'd finally have superbly animated porn involving step sisters, little sisters, cute aliens from outer space and childhood friends.

There just isn't enough of this porn in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get Hentai subtitled fast enough. Only a few high profile Hentai gets subtitled quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fansubbers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche Hentai. I don't only watch Hentai for the voluptuous thighs or the needle like nipples on their gorgeous women, I watch it for the fantastic way they are able to describe sexual acts. When was the last time you heard the phrase "I can feel your fat throbbing cock ramming my cervix at light speed. I am just losing my mind in anticipation for you to blow your huge white sticky load inside my tight highschool pussy, Big Brother." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal porn. You know, not to mention that "Yamete" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by a girl with 2 cocks in her mouth, versus "Stop".

There's things that Hentai can do also that no regular porn could. Ahegao faces are one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a female having a huge convulsing orgasm can pull such a cute face is incredible. My cock survives on Ahegao coupled with the cute mumblings of an mindbroken Japanese woman. And of course animated Hentai is nothing compared to what many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw. The art work in some of those doujins is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make highschool breasts seem so soft and shiny, the way they can perfectly sculpt midriffs, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of skindentation on thigh highs and the way they can make asses look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Cartoon porn artists in the west often create art which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas Hentai artists in Japan make art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.

Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to watch a large breasted Anime school girl fuck her older step brother in the school gym. The fact that Japanese man have smaller cocks than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most erotic blood pumping art known to man.

This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of Hentai are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 08:19

oye churumuri..
yavaglu tamilu, telugu, hindi actors/actresses baggene baritiralla….. yaake kannadada Sudeepu, Ganeshu, Puneetu, Ramya and so on sigolva? vikram vs amir adre namgenu, amir vs sharukh adrenu illa kamal hasaanu egoist, peegoist adre namgenu…..

Sudeep’s first movie in Hindi, Phoonk, is making a alot of money.. adra bagge ondu line aadroo bariri….

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 14:18

Apparently there are "secret Nazis" in the White House, "Whispering in Trump's ear."

Yet there's a whole pile of Jews with access to the White House.

So, either liberals think Jews are Nazis, in which case liberals are anti-semitic--which we knew. Or modern Nazis are not anti-semitic. In which case they're not Nazis. Which we knew. To be national socialists, they'd have to be democrats.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 16:46

i got a dna test for my dog and here are her results if anyone cares

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:28

8. It is better to do what everyone has always done, unless you have some extraordinarily valid reason to do otherwise.

I would rather phrase this as - "It is inherently bad to try to change some aspect of society just to tick off your dad or just to try and bring about the death of your society."

That pretty much covers the leftist motivations.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:53

It's kind of a sad commentary on America that millions of PornHub viewers can trust them not to sell their data, while FaceBook has proven they can not be trusted.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 00:21

dont ever post about this again on dqn

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 22:57

I'm weeby as all hell, inherited it from my father, and the only apps i use on my phone are fate go and Girls frontline... but there's a time and place. I need to detox from that nonsense. Every once in a while I want naval warfare without the doki dokis and the senpais and that "fuck me i'm your sister" wackiness.

You see my soul is split into two halves: the adjusted american boy with a pinwheel cap and cargo shorts on his thighs, and the Nagasaki freak that thinks cat eared children are part of a legitimate art form. I like to keep them separate, when one is on the other is off, simple as that. So every time i open the launcher and there's some grapefruit eye'd hussy plastered on the haul of a neon red USS Iowa, i go into a catatonic shock, because those two souls aren't used to co-existing and have to fight it out inside the astral plane to decide which one is gonna have control over my body.

so i get you man.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 12:59

It doesn't matter. Pork's not halal, but Muslims eat your mother out anyway.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:33

Eight years of looking at that scowling ape shamble around in designer clothes was humiliating for everyone involved.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 03:50

I really didn't like it and I still don't. It's visually badass, the effects are amazing, the music, the action, it's all pretty much flawless. What I don't like is the fact that a brilliant throwback to 80's testosterone fuelled action and badassery, this quintessential murder-mayhem mastodon of a movie is seeped in radical feminist propaganda. Gotta hand it to Miller, he's a genius, but this movie is a big "fuck you" to every single man. This is exactly what the first 20mins of the film is when Max is tortured and strapped to the truck, only to be tortured even worse in that fight scene with Furiosa. Its not an accident. Miller knew exactly what he wanted with this movie and it is a message, it's not a dumb action movie. This is the male ideal being put in a BDSM like situation, being tortured for feminist enjoyment. It's feminist porn basically. This is sending every guy that identifies with this type of hyper-masculine hero a giant "fuck you for liking what you like, you're wrong. You should identify just as much with female heroes". It's pretty disgusting. The message even shits on his own movie, since there's this incongruent message of, "you should like badass explosions and car-chases",which is of course is why people like it and "you're wrong for being such a guy!", which is the hidden message that people don't seem to grasp.

And yes I saw the other MM movies, I know he isn't a quintessential hero by any stretch of the imagination, but that is what people, guys in particular expected from the movie, it is what you expect when you watch thet trailer or hear anything about it. The movie "subverts" your expectations in the way that it literally cheats you. It's a bait and switch and that's ultimately what saddens me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 13:04

So sad how they didn't make a "Back to the Future" reference, but instead called it "88 MPH."

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 09:15

You know how in just about every math class, there are a few sly tricks you come across every once in a while, where you have to take a weird little leap of logic because the universe just happens to work out that way, and certain problems you're presented with are basically unsolvable unless you remember that trick, so you just have to learn it?

This class is comprised entirely of those tricks. It's like a patchbay of tricks, where if you hook stuff up just right and blindly stumble just far enough into the math, you'll open your eyes and the answer will be there. But if you don't remember every aspect of every single thing you've learned, you've just spent two or three hours combing the book and lecture notes trying to figure out what could possibly apply, because the problem and solution are completely abstract and sometimes poorly expressed, the abbreviations and symbols are all maddeningly similar, the notation isn't always consistent, there are loads of special cases, and it is completely unforgiving of even minor errors.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 12:25

PLEASE someone prove to me he bites his nails in the toilet

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 04:09

As a participant in Rust Community and a proponent of eugenics, your use of Rust Community Team hat makes me uncomfortable. Was it necessary? Are you really speaking for Rust Community Team here? I hope my eugenics advocacy won’t affect my Rust participation.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 00:50

It looks good at first look, but actually the game is not good at all.... let me tell you why

First of all, the character drawings are actually so poor in story line, its discusting to be honest. they could've done alot better, i mean what does that Commander have in her chest, cant even recognize it.

Second of all, it is a game where you'll have to run around like little gay boy go there, oh wait go there, play this game a bit and you'll understand.

Third of all, it takes f*cking 10 minutes yes "TEN" minutes to launch the game... my computer is decent.

Fourth of all, personally i don't like the way the game glitches the characters sometimes, for example this girl who gives characters missions, she put hand in her pocket but i still saw the hand.

Fifth of all, the game has no point at all, really... you'll just grind and grind fighting the same minions or monsters over and over again, which serves no purpose in my opinion.

That is it, i don't suggest you play this game, well if you decide to play this game. i wish you best of luck, i love anime, but this game is just trash, please improve.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 01:13

I believe that autism is the main problem here.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 07:00

In my house we have a dry piece of Velveeta that someone didn't store properly, we call this a "God fucking dammit, stop smoking yourself stupid"

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 16:23

this but the book is mein kampf adapted into the my little pony universe

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 21:38

do computers have no smell interface on purpose since people would just send farts to each other and nobody wants that

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9018 03:20

Destroyer - Chinatown
I feel like vomiting when I hear her disgusting churka-voice

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 23:00

Doomguy is actually Link from the Zelda series, just far in the future and many cycles later.

  • Silent Protagonists.
  • Reincarnates whenever there is evil to fight, with the appropriate prophesy and legends to go with.
  • Always wears green garb/armour.
  • Both are blonde.
  • Both are left handed until recent games.
  • The Doom enemies are physically similar to common Zelda enemies, could easily be evolved/corrupted descendants.
  • Zelda fights Ganon, who is the reincarnation of Demise, The Demon King whose main deal was invading Earth with a force of demons. Its exactly what Doomguy is dealing with except now its happening on Mars.
  • The Union Aerospace Corporation is always the one going about opening these portals to hell and letting demons into the world, just look at their logo over time, near all feature a triangle of some kind, with it most often being split into three segments. A reference to the Triforce now made redundant by technology or truly lost to time?
  • Both have tended to wake up on stone slabs as of late.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 22:53

>I can't believe I'm using Twitter as my primary news source now

Welcome to 2018 grampa.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 08:19

why are you people so fucking weird all the time? I wish most of you dead, most of the time. I hate feeling like that.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 10:19

oh c'mon black folks, you're making it too easy. You don't see Chinese babies posing with calculators

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 03:22

hey my diabetic step mom who is half retarded and 65 eats these

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 05:10

they say they are overpopulated, but i visited last year and it was just bamboo everywhere. they need to clear some of that shit

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:07

Telling people to fuck off isn't hard. Most people actually will just fuck off. You're right, think of this in the real world. If they're getting paid to do a job, chances are they aren't getting paid enough to do their job and deal with ass holes. If they're a suburban mother, they will go home and facebook blog about it. Either way, they still fucked off. If you like my grit then try it. I tell people to fuck off all the time, have been for nearly 35 years and no one has every actually confronted me about it. I have never been in a fight or have had negative consequences because I told someone to fuck off.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:23

I'm a little surprised that the SJWs aren't out in force protesting Disney's shockingly racist characterization of the only black man in space as a sexual freak who will attempt to molest pretty much anything within reach:

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 22:06

An artificial satellite is what the moon is with terrorists miles long exhaust vents Miles High miles in diameter structures artificial generators On the Dark Side of the Moon crustacean miles in diameter I guess for vulnerability purposes a protection Outpost 4 malevolent beans

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:34



431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:58

>>430 sounds better than the Marvel version where they're all strong beautiful trans POC with a club foot and autism who don't need no man at least

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 10:41

don't talk to strangers on internet, it's dangerous

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 11:57


434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 17:23

>>431 I resent the implication that loli norse gods is somehow a subpar idea

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 01:08

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:32

I like how Njord and Nerthus are literally just the same drawing with different colors.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 12:23

I fucking hate it. Good work.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:48

– Через пять лет после того, как вы оказались в Сибири, умер Сталин.

– Мы очень радовались. Хотя показывать это, конечно, не могли. В классе, где я училась, было 30 учеников, литовцев – пятеро. Когда объявили о смерти Сталина, все в классе заплакали, особенно комсомольцы. Мы легли на парты и тоже сделали вид, будто плачем, а самим смешно. В тот день мы с братом должны были идти в лес собирать сосновые шишки для заработка, так брат залез на дерево и пел от радости!


439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:51

мнят себя великой нацией и народом-победителем. Я бы назвала - народ-ограбитель!

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:52


441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 01:36

This is a divisive suggestion, with 60% in favour of it, while the other 60% disagree because math is important.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 03:14

I like my women like a like my governments, small and limited power

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 04:02

I'm naming my AR-15s "MS13s" so the Democrats will protect them.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 12:43


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:57

The first time my roommate and I walked into a modern game store and saw them playing SW Armada I said "that Star Destroyer looks cool! how much?" and when I saw how much i said... "why don't you just cut an isosceles triangle out of piece of cardboard and write 'Star Destroyer' on it"

We were asked never to return

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:13

“How are we different from red China again?”

Red China is nationalist and doesn’t promote faggotry.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:45

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democractic People's Republic of Korea

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.
Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 20:28

Once your are Tanasinn you will never go back to being normal ever again!!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:31

If you talk about

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:55

you jerk off to your tranny cousin?
bro that's awesome

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 19:44

You've just described the new parody movie called "Weekend at Dougies" where Doug Ford manages to carry a corpse to several nomination meetings where it votes for his preferred candidate. Originally this was going to be called "The Kinga and I" but Doug didn't want to shave his head for the part.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:06

9/11 ultimately served many purposes but it was primarily a mass ritual to create an enormous amount of loosh energy to be harvested by the Archons (parasites). The towers were specifically built to be destroyed in this ritual and they have a lot of symbolism surrounding them. They represent Boaz and Jachin, the two pillars of entrance to the Temple of Solomon. Consider verse 9:11 of Revelation: “They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).” They also represent the number 11, which is an important number to them. I’m not exactly certain what the significance of 11 is but it may have to do with the 1-1 duality that generates conflict and destruction.

The fact that this tragedy was a ritual is just disgusting. What’s even worse is that these entities have manipulated humanity so that they’ve done it to themselves.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 05:50

That does sound pretty awesome, but I don’t want to google that in quotes.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 03:57

I love playing basketball there but there are to many ghetto people

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 07:59

"hey you wanna fuck?" "No sorry I use Linux."

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 12:06

Müsste eigentlich im deutschen TV laufen.
Aber wir haben conchita Wurst.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 13:39

Just a fucking idi.. sorry, I mean SJW

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 01:39

"If Jordan Peterson were a... African Ancestor Worshipper"

And so we see that ancestry worship is (almost by definition) the only truly meaningful religious practise. For one thing its deeply humanistic... I mean the Westerners they started off okay with paganism which is at least tied to the natural world, but then they went way off the deep end with the Abrahamic religions, while in the East the religious practices are just completely cosmic. I mean like Nirvana, what is that man? So when someone talks about their ancestors telling them to do something, its believable that someone's ancestors might take an interest in how they clean their room, or how they sit. I mean your mother does, so why wouldn't her great great grandmother too?... Ancestor Worship - and this is really tricky - it works because... let's see how would I put it... it imbues the everyday, human level with divine significance for Being. Like its right there on the line because its the human being, the Known, culture - your great great grandfather - but its also the Divine, the Unknown the voice speaking to you from beyond this plane. I mean if the voice of your ancestors tells you to clean your room you better well clean your damn room. But who would seriously believe a cosmic God cares whether you clean your room?

The second thing is that through the persons of the ancestors we find all the archetypes - your ancient great great great great grandmother might appear to you as a young girl, that's your animus. Your grandfather, the one you remember, that's the Wise Old Man speaking to you. And the great thing is you can actually now go and speak about these dreams you have to people in plain language, without having to contort yourself into philosophical knots about angels and demons... See that's the thing about the West isn't it? Great culture, yeah, but they get way ahead of themselves by anchoring their center of Being to really metaphysical structures. Like, what's an Angel man? That's why they get into these huge philosophical problems and existential wars... their religions become oppressive because I mean hey if its God Almighty telling you to oppress someone then of course you have to do it, but in African Civilizations I mean you're not gonna have much luck saying your 3rd great grandmother wants you to oppress the next guy because his great grandmother says the opposite thing.

And that's why it's really important for us to resist the influence of these damn cultural neo-colonialist who are trying to convince Africans to abandon the core of their beliefs. I mean if it were just about updating and modernizing that would be fine - so long as the underlying psychological substrate is there its fine. But these people, in the name of 'Western Civilization' they call it want to convince you to adopt a system of metaphysical reasoning which is anchored not in the realistic representation of archetypes by human beings - your ancestors - but in meaningless abstractions like 'God' and 'Angels'. It makes you easy to manipulate. And what's democratic about an omnipotent, omniscient God...? It's antithetical to progress because what progress can there be in the face of omniscient decree?! It ends debate and discussion and it controls thought. And that's not good. Absolute knowledge, even in the virtual sense of God, is not good.

So... there's that. I mean... it's really tough man but if you want to get a good handle on it, you should read Achebe. He's a deeply nuanced writer but I think he got to the core of the problem. And if you want to know what happens to your society when you abandon realistic, human-based, democratic systems of metaphysical reasoning - ancestor worship - in favour of metaphysical structures... go check out Things Fall Apart. How's that for a title? It's a really moving book, really deep. But maybe when you get through it you'll be able to get some kind of handle on things and make a start, and begin to organize yourself in alignment with Being just like your ancestors have been doing for thousands of years.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 15:06

I personally use 80 grit sandpaper for a whorl effect, I like to think it acts like rifling for my turds on the way out.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 20:30

Your pee could reach escape velocity on a sub-2km asteroid. These are things I know.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 09:51

About 80k words in to a 120k word fic I realized that the author had some sort of clown makeup fetish.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 17:16

School girls use that cooter to stop a school shooter

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 19:22

I really like picking my nose. I just do. It's not an obsession of mine, but I quite enjoy digging around in my nostrils and pulling out some gold. Usually I roll my treasures around between my fingers until they form a dry little ball, then I smush it flat and roll again until it falls apart. Today I took that ball and wiped it under my big toenail. I don't know why, I just figured I would try it out. Now I'm walking around with a booger under my toenail and it's kind of fun. I don't think I'll do it again but you gotta keep life exciting, know what I mean?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:32

My true understanding of human existence was earned on a battlefield not smoking medical Marijuana in my moms basement playing Play Station. I shot an 8 year old boy in Iraq in '90 right after the boy shot and killed 4 of my friends. I have seen 4 year olds digging Cadmium out of the dirt with their hands while their sisters were herded up in brothels until they were 14 and used up, just so California can have their electric cars. I saw a woman sell her 6 year old daughter to a French UN worker in the Philippines not for drugs or booze but to buy her boyfriend an IPhone. So no I could give a raving rats ass if my message is well received. You don't want the truth or even world peace you just want your next emotion and newest toy. I gave up on the human race long time before most of you were even born. So the next time you drive your electric car or tap on your iPhones just remember somewhere in the dirt in Africa is a dead 10 year old girl that couldn't handle being raped twenty or thirty times a day to give you those toys. I know I watched the peacekeepers bury her.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 03:22

I like thin, slightly charred crust, sweet basil red sauce, anchovies and buffalo motz.

I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.

Meat lovers is pretty solid, no pun intended.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:01

is this more footwork or ghettotech ?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:00

I have been lurking here since the fall of 1991, and only posted
rarely in the past 3 years to avoid problems. But there are 2 things that
have prompted me to finally speak my mind here: The first has been this
thread about what is right/wrong with furrydom, and the second was
attending a small furry party at the home of Peter Stoller this past

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:45

Some say that global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the Chinese.

But I say, show me the receipts.

Because why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement? Rust my Bowflex? To what end?

To what end?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 07:02

I still say an owner doesn't own something until he has at least shoved part of it up his ass.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 09:51

I like Tom Green, it may seem different, but he really stands for family values. He had a lot of performances with his own parents.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:12

It's not FPTP just because some of the mechanics are kinda similar. Say you're voting on where to eat with a group of 10 friends. The choices are Chinese, Italian, or the Shit-Sandwich Shack. 3 of your friends love Chinese and 3 love Italian, the remaining 4 friends are dung beetles.

In FPTP you're all going to be eating shit sandwiches. Someone might get clever once in awhile and try to guess the choice of the other people but since you can't fully discuss the choice before hand you are at some point going to be eating crap.

In PR either the group splits up and each bit goes to it's own restaurant. Or, you order from each, spending more on delivery fees, still now have to figure out where to go, and you get to smell shit-sandwiches while you eat.

In IRV you maybe don't get the wonton soup you wanted but you do at least get a non-shit meal inside a restaurant. And when the group starts getting tired of Italian they aren't going to just keep voting for Italian to avoid having to eat shit.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:46

If your cum tastes like vinegar please see a doctor.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 20:54

You're trying to engage on Twitch chat. You're going to lose.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 21:56

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 07:41

I am a refined, perfectly marbled slab of Wagyu and you are a cheap McDonalds hamburger patty that someone dropped on the floor and brushed the hair off as best they could before slopping it out to whatever fat piece of shit ordered it.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 08:07

Would Kim Jong OOn rust my doorknob?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 09:34

cant spell American dream without eric andre

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:01

Salieri is like Wile E. Coyote except that he clearly admires and envies Mozart. I like that twist.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 03:11

The Parkland shooting was almost 4 months ago. Paul Manafort’s initial indictment was unsealed October 30 last year. Just over a year ago Trump withdrew from the Paris Agreement. It’s the Trump-Time Warp. It’s like Trump is a giant celestial body of immense gravitational mass and the closer to his mass you get, the more time seems to slow on a scandal-per-day basis. I wouldn’t say he’s like a black hole because the only thing that goes in is Fox News and fast food. And it’s All a part of the spacetimetrump alternate continuum we warped into, initially in 2012 with the Mayan destruction of regular spacetime

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 20:37

Yeah idk why Portland thinks they're so weird. The only notable things they have are street poop and degeneracy, and SF is smellier and more degenerate than Portland.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 07:07

Imagine being this selfish. I can't, I'm not a woman.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 15:50

The media doesn't spread public opinion, it generates public opinion.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 20:34

If you want a vision of the future, imagine tedious bad-faith arguments with children on imageboards where nobody ever wins or loses, on repeat, FOREVER.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:43

All truth is emotional but also extremely hierarchical. Retards with low empathy have low level truths they are unable to assert socially. There is no ‘looking for truth’ you have always already found it. What you are really looking for is the power to assert your truth.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:44

Speculative vision of a future where the only two ways to die are euthanized by the state following a lengthy bureaucratic procedure or shot by a cute incel at school

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:45

A metaphysical reading of inceldom as a movement that redefines the very role of man in the universe. Incel will be taught at school. The things we do. Wrt western civilization. Yes… I am an incel. Everything i say is an incel confession. Made under duress of some sort.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 20:41

Does retard sadness exist? I know what it’s like to sperg out in total lack of hope. I know what it’s like to want to go out and shoot up normies by the triple digits. I know what it’s like to want to smear the feces in my diapers over my cut up arms. I know what it’s like to long to be shoved into a gas chamber. For my existence, my personhood to be annulled in a second and turned into a statistic. Tard existence is oh so fickle. But something so passive, wise and lachrymose as sadness will never be understood to someone like me. Sadness implies a mourning for a loss of value, and nothing about my existence ever had any value in the first place. If you ever experienced any value, you wouldn’t understand my happiness. By any means, I’m a pretty happy retard.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 19:37

It's gotten to the point that if somebody doesn't have an expressly Anglo last name, I immediately don't trust them.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 22:56

I have played Battlefield since BF1942, and I have studied World War 2 since I was 5 years old. I majored in Economics at UCLA with a minor in German Studies, with a heavy focus on the Second World War. To call me “uneducated” because I want a reasonablly authentic game is completely uncalled for. Women DID NOT serve for the Wehrmacht or the Waffen SS. I am by no means a sexist, but any quick search online of female roles during the Third Reich will reveal that Hitler’s ambition for women was to reproduce as many children as possible, in order to create more “Aryan” people and keep the German military full of new soldiers. Having women on the frontlines was the LAST thing that Hitler and the Nazis wanted. You know what Patrick, maybe YOU are uneducated. Maybe you should do some research on WW2 and realize that the game you are creating is a joke. I call on all of you, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. We as a community should not be subjected to comments from EA degrading us as uneducated bigots, simply for wanting a game that feels like a World War 2 shooter. Disgusted.

Edit: Yes, as many people have pointed out, I did lie about my background in this post. This post was an attempt to put pressure on EA and raise awareness to this issue. I believe if enough pressure is put on DICE and EA, they will create a setting that disables customization and allows for player models that look similar to Battlefield 1 (different silhouettes for each class, somewhat proper uniforms for each faction, correct helmets). I honestly believe that no one wants to take away someone's ability to choose what gender and race their soldier is. However, I also believe that this shouldn't take away someone's ability to choose to play the most accurate representation of World War 2 that the game offers. More choice is a good thing, and to want a historically presentable viewing experience should not be seen as "uneducated."

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 04:17


492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 10:29

Someone said "I feel bad for Hellen Keller, she cant hear this..."
She's also dead, so. There's that.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:38

In Missoula, run by the friggin' Green Party, cops would round up bums and give them one-way Greyhound tickets to Seattle on a regular basis.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 19:31

Maximilian i hope you kmow that this guy is a communist. He's admitted it on public televisions and proudly. Democracy is far from communism. He hides behid the name of democracy to pedal communist propaganda. Your frustration with the world is because of corporate fascism, not free market capitalism. Free market capitalism and true democracy were designed to compliment one another. What's happened is that major corporations have gamed the system through corruption of government and eliminated competition where by they've become monopolies (that is corporate fascism). Like communism, fascism is a totalitarian regime which always leads to misery. Don't by this guys bologna, he's a disgraceful liar and should know better.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:30

I was going to make a comment complaining about how the -punk suffix has been stripped of any deeper meaning or pathos and diminished into a word-add-on to indicate that a fictional world includes something, but then I realized that being diminished from a meaningful thing to a shallow aesthetic indicator makes it a decent metaphor for the punk movement itself.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 00:43

But on the other hand they got enough torque to pull a priest off a choirboy

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 01:01

When I was in high school, I had a potted plant in my room that looked a little like a mini palm tree (it had a bare stem and a head of stringy leaves at the top). At some point I decided that the soil in the pot was a convenient place to jizz whenever I masturbated.

This went on happily for a few weeks, but eventually, it seems the ants found it. For several days there was a constant stream of ants going to my cumplant. Of course during this time I made sure to deposit more fresh loads for them to eat.

Eventually, it seems they decided that it was such a good location, they would move in. I noticed that they started carrying in these little white pellets that I assume were probably eggs. There were also a lot of winged ants that showed up and they would hang around uselessly at the base of the plant. I kept the ant colony well fed with jizz for some months, and sometimes if I had some spare time I would just sit and stare at them busily running around with their little white egg pods or whatever they were.

Unfortunately I don't remember how this story ended. I think my mom probably noticed the ants and sprayed everything and killed them all, but at least for a little while I had this wonderful motherly feeling of protecting my little colony and nourishing it with my nut-milk.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 19:35

These are preliterate, superstitious savages we're dealing with, and they really believe that the computer they're furiously typing "OIL IS AIDS!!!!" into runs on magic.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 00:42

some hope? why do you retards hope and wish so much about blockchain? jesus. nothing is going to fill up the emptiness in you. shut the fuck up about blockchain. good god dude. you people are fucking pathetic. you need a fuckin jesus-like figure and you found it in blockchain. pathetic ass bitch.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 01:48

I don't know where you found that comment from but it's excellent

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 02:11


502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 04:54


503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 06:31

Oh God, it’s the SF Debris skit where Wookiepedia and Memory Alpha battle it out over who has the best articles on boobs.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 14:00

Hard to believe that Zoe Quinn getting caught sucking dick to get reviews for her shitty indie game completely altered the course of western civilization forever.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 20:41

Nobody has any problem with LGBT people anymore[citation needed]!!! which is why I'm having an extended meltdown about how I don't want to see LGBT people anywhere or be reminded of their existence or the fact they want equal rights! I'm just a PERFECTLY NON HOMOPHOBIC HUMAN[citation needed] who for COMPLETELY RATIONAL REASONS has an absolutely disproportionate averse reaction to symbols of the LGBT community and go into REASONABLE DISCOURSE regarding "leeches" who want to destroy everything I love.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9060 10:32

Update Board~~ :3
Day 1: nothing
Day 2: nothing
Day 3: nothing
Day 4: nothing
Day 5: my ac broke and we had to spend $6500 to buy a new one
Day 6: nothing
Day 7: nothing
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Day 12: mom divorced dad
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507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9061 16:17

You know you can watch impossible things, like a functioning socialist society, and not have to believe in them. It's called science fiction for a reason.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 03:17

This isn’t the eighties anymore sweetheart, bringing out MADD and OMM like they’re even relevant anymore. The odds of any of you recently having ever had a personal experience w one of those groups is astronomically low, while American youth hears the outrage from Marxists on a daily basis in their universities and in news media, both of which have more influence than 1000 MADD groups could ever have. We see BLM, March for our Lives and Women’s marches every damn day, and the people funding those groups sure as shit are not Christians, they’re hard leftists, many of them openly proclaiming themselves Marxists, post modernists, etc.

Anyone who knows anything about Marxist history knows top members meeting in secret is exactly how they conducted themselves, whether it be Trotsky in New York, Luxembourg in Germany or Lenin while in exile. It’s absolutely astonishing the internal contradictions of a movement led and funded by ultra wealthy oligarchs, the same kind of people Trotsky was begging for money from while he was in New York for the purpose of financing the Russian revolution, which later brought us the second most murderous dictator in human history and a mass genocide of Russian Christians only dwarfed by Mao’s China. It’s always been a movement led by blood and power thirsty authoritarians using half baked philosophy purposely meant to appeal to the idealism of stupid young people.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 04:20

Are you posting that because you disagree with it?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:36

I guess I don't see the logic of ultra wealthy oligarchs funding an ideology that explicitly advocates for class warfare against ultra wealthy oligarchs

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:49

mao's red guard never touched mao
mao's red guard believed that they were getting rid of powerful and rich people -- sure, maybe they were... but only certain ones
elites want you to be against other elites
after all, it's not as if all billionaires get along
people in power want to take power from other people in power

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:51

and at the end of the day, antifa thugs are more likely to beat up impoverished rednecks than billionaires

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:53

and similarly, poor rednecks worried about diminishing wages and increased competition for labor are more likely to beat up poor antifa thugs (who are probably drowning in student loan debt and probably work in retail or something) than elites who are advocating for mass immigration

and nothing changes

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 06:45

Or news media collectively advocating an ideology that wants a single state-run media?
Or universities collectively advocating an ideology that calls for more uneducated labor?
Or how this person has gone to great lengths to profess their Christianity when Christ isn't exactly notable for being pro-rich or very on board with having people use religion to sell their goods and ideology?

But if you group all the people you don't like and all the current events you don't like together you too can be in politics.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 07:03

Have you been to a university lately, buddy? I'm in university right now, and let me tell you -- SJWs are everywhere here. Yes, they really do exist. If you actually go outside, you'll find them. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe you just don't go out much.

And you gotta be out of your fucking mind if you think media isn't biased.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 00:12

As a kid I would put Nutella on toilet paper when we didn't have any bread left.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 02:31

Recently my social life has been falling apart due to life changes. Lost all my friends, and I never talk to anyone in my college classes, and there are no clubs in the summer for meeting people, which drove these latent urges of mouse torture to resurface after years of dormancy. Torturing mice to death is the best stress reliever for me. For the week after I do it, I feel rejuvenated and able to stop procrastinating on my homework.

Mice are the perfect torture subjects, too. They are obviously intelligent enough to suffer (I can see their intellect when they try to escape me in creative ways) but people don't care about animals regarded as "vermin" as much as other animals. Very disposable and cheap, a live feeder mouse is just $3. It's legal because Mus musculus aren't protected in the animal welfare act.

In the past 2 weeks I have tortured 4 mice to death. Here's how I did it:

Mouse #1: Suffocated to death by squeezing its head with tongs. Got satisfaction from seeing it squirm around trying to escape, but died too quickly (30 seconds), and not as satisfying since I didn't get to hear it squeak or mutilate it

Mouse #2: The most satisfying one yet. I tormented it by holding it by the tail for minutes by end, and taunting it by hanging a pen in front of it and watching it try to grab on. Trapped it in a cup and watched it jumping around trying to escape. Pinched its tail with a pencil and watched it squeak and pace around and lick its tail in pain. Then the grand finale: Used scissors to rip off all 4 arms and legs, bled everywhere and squeaked so loud, until it was just a terrified head and torso with no way to run away when I scared it, LOL. Died in 15 seconds from blood loss and shock.

Mouse #3: Stupid. Kept it in the car too long, died after 4 hours of heat exhaustion. It suffered a lot but never got to see it

Mouse #4: Held it by the tail and pinched the tip of the tail and ripped it off to watch the mouse squirm around while hanging. Submerged it in a pot of boiling water, squeaked for a few seconds and quickly died from internal burns.

I have many many ideas. Injecting 10 cc of water with a hypodermic needle to induce severe water intoxication. Dropping in sulfuric acid. Razor blade.

It's actually really energizing for me and helps me do homework. But it's really addicting, I can't stop. People say I need to get help, what does that mean? Search for "psychologist" on google maps and call them up for an appointment? I know I'm not a budding serial killer because I do not feel this way at all towards any other animals or humans. Only Mus musculus.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 02:51

What the fuck? Report this person.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 23:10


520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 13:38

True. Japan is similar to Detroit in its savagery but they choose to not make accurate statistics. There are very many Yakuza drive-by shootings on innocents, violent/fatal bank and 7eleven robberies, deadly personal disputes, and police shootouts that simply are ignored by everyone on the daily. Dont be fooled by the overall social harmony when you're in Japan, it is an illusion and many people are harboring murderous rage under the surface. Yes, even those salarymen reading cute manga on the subway and the very considerate and almost too polite teenagers.... you have no idea what evil they are capable of. It is an absolute bloodbath in Japan and its time that the government acknowledges this.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 14:26

Imagine Andropov playing Dota

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 14:38

Snow Den

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 15:38

So this guy just sent me a picture of his dick, and it was wearing glasses.

I'm not kink shaming here, there's nothing wrong about this, but like this dudes dick had fucking spectacles. It caught me off guard and I won't lie I had a giggle or two.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9066 04:38

Dr John M Paolella says

December 22, 2017 at 6:42 pm

Thanks so much for the roasted red pepper recipe. I am an Italian-American gentleman who has fond memories of my grandmothers roasting these peppers by hand over an open flame on the old gas stoves. Your approach is so much easier (and less painful) and produces a wonderful result. The peppers are delicious and also bring back wonderful childhood memories of celebrating family dinners in my grandparents’ homes. Grazie Mille.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 07:02

python is low level compared to my preferred business application development environment, ScratchJr (though i dabble in mine craft)

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 18:52

Dismantling the government is a weird way to become a dictator.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:41


528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 19:45

well nobody wants the frothy byproduct of his milky tits, so it's no surprise he's trying to push a trade war based on his failure to sell his own chest cream.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9069 06:26

I don't enjoy that veiny neck.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9071 09:42

Here is the best illustration of how an inferiority complex marks a face. Homeliness and rejection by beautiful girls has made him a victim of hurt ego in his formative years. I refer to these types as the backstairs brooders or future revolutionaries (pronounced haters of Mankind).
This is the tied-into-knots visage of a non-personality; a typical English sitter on chairs in a side-saddle manner, unsure of anything, least of himself.
Being trembling uncertain of everything around him and unable to come to any conclusion as to what Does and Does Not matter, he turned to mathematics in order to prove to those who could not tell automatically, what was Right. He is a specimen of the Anglosex INDEFINITENESS. As a mathematical philosopher, not a WISE human he was able to solve the profound question of What is it that makes 2 + 2=4?
Non-historic nations (the English and Anglomericans) never seem to need Patriotism. Grown to national maturity while being protected from calamities by surrounding seas or oceans, they have had no invasions or conquests, never faced total extermination by the predatory nations. When suddenly (and it always is sudden, for non-historic nations never ACT first before the foes of Mankind, but only REACT in self-defense) they have to meet the mortal dilemma, they do not react automatically with wise instinct, but turn to crank their electronic computers and push dozens of buttons so to ask For God's sake, what do we do? The answer is precisely what has been fed into the buzzing machine; a trite response that diminishes their state of being and the possibility for SURVIVAL. They are then led into the future as a cowardly mass of befuddled nincompoops.
Here you see the type of intellectual leader that the Anglo race has produced within the last few generations. A sniveling weakling, totally devoid of the instinct for Survival. Supreme nobility evolves in each normal Human by means of attraction of the opposite sex, hence it is sexual capacity that makes nations Honorable, Ethical and Moral, while the lack of normal sexual urges makes such queer-ducks as this specimen . The homosexual can not be patriotic, because that instinct is the sublimated feeling of the father for the security of his beloved family. I would NEVER give any political, pedagogic or military trust in the hands of a sterile creature who has lost the INSTINCTS of a social being. I would never place a person burdened with the malady of Anglosex, in a position of responsibility or trust.
Russell strived to bait Providence by going to Russia and offering his services. He baited the English nation by urging to give up common sense and emulate Russian ways. Eventually he was such a good Providence baiter that he became universally regarded as the Master Baiter of the British Empire.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9071 18:20

Say what you like about Karl Marx, but the man helped kill a lot of commies.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 03:41

In fact, drinking mushroom-urine is the preferred way to do it in some places. Eating the mushrooms yourself can have unpleasant side effects. So in parts of siberia, the standard method is to have reindeer eat the mushrooms (because reindeer like to trip balls too I guess), then the shaman drinks the reindeer piss, then everybody else drinks the shaman's piss. Each pass-through dilutes the effect a little more.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 16:25

First they came for the Blacks, and I didn't speak up ...
Then the came for the Hispanics, and I didn't speak up ...
Then they came for the mohammedans, and I didn't speak up ...
Then everything was so peaceful that nobody came for anybody, and we all lived happily ever after.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 17:28

tebe ih zhalko? mne net

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 22:35

Dude a fetus was my favorite childhood toy you missed out.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 23:39

Is this Hell? Can you imagine a cotton candy universe where there is nothing but you surrounded by a claustrophobic tunnel of more cotton candy? The more you eat or burn away, there is still only more cotton candy, gravity of the ostensible cotton candy realm pulling you deeper down into its sweet depths to a place where even light no longer reaches, leaving only you in the pillowy darkness of hubris to engorge yourself in attempt to escape or sink into it and forever become one with the cotton candy as your final friend and coffin?

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 01:15

i've never posted here but i had to draw this bc i wanted people to know...my love for this beautiful egyptian man knows no limits. and that i genuinely wake up everyday thinking about when he blushed that one time in camelot.....thank you fgo i will never forget what you gave me..

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 20:09

The Shire is blatantly "Flyover country".

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 22:26

If a woman “acts like a man” we don’t say she is a man. We just say she is a manly woman or she’s British. But she’s still a she. A woman is not a man just because she has the curves of a tombstone, smokes, curses, and smells like a hitchhiker. That’s their culture. And it’s not ALL British women. Some of them even brush their teeth like Americans or wear make up like mainland Europeans. Sone even pee sitting down like California men.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9077 00:04

They were 24 episodes, 23.59 minutes each. 575.6 minutes or 9.593 hours total. I could've jacked off 38.3733 times straight and it would've been a better use of my time.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 12:26

Buy any product and when it asks for a promotional code paste in: ActuallyMomShesA7000YearOldLoliVampire And you'll get 50% off your subscription fee for life Enjoy

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 13:30

What a stache/paunch combo... He can't be older than 22 and already he looks like an old Greek man at a diner

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 21:56

found out AB has my fav hentai parade parade no iso of it maybe one day i should buy the disc and make it happen

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9079 11:56

>anon kicks open the door to his local gay bar and shouts, "yo, why you faggots doing so much talking in here?"

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9079 14:57

church of pigmhall

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 10:36

Digg combines the depressing virginity of slashdot with the horrifying retardation of somethingawful

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 11:13

Q: How to stop being a cult film director?
A: Accept an offer from Hollywood

it's either cash/fame or art and cult following

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:02

Hate to be the pedant but printf ("Hello World") is very poor form in C as well, if "Hello World" is really just a variable that'll decay to a char* and that char* happens to point to a c string that happens to contain a format specifier then ub is invoked. Also, printf is significantly faster than cin, and I personally think that it's totally fine to use it in C++ code. And lastly, "I have books that don't even teach cout and just add classes and objects, etc to plain c", you should really take a look at http://stackoverflow.com/questions/388242/the-definitive-c-book-guide-and-list

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 10:18

Well is you were a little girl and you got VAPE with a thing that size would you throw up?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 10:36

So I pop out the old VCR, popped in my copies of Eva, and I showed my nephew and his friend what good cartoons look like. I would loan my nephew the VCR and tapes, but he doesn't have a CRT at home and wouldn't be able to appreciate them. Can't loan him mine because I need to be able to play my famicon how it was intended.


551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 13:49

For those of you saying The USN ought to use this, This song was thought by the navy to be a way of recruiting people. Thats the reason why the Navy lent the ship to these people. Of course this song was never officially endorsed by the Navy because they figured out how gay it was and during the time the military was having allot of problems with figuring out what to do with gays in the military.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 15:16

mom, it's a guy

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 15:39

It's a question of timing, really.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9082 00:48

It is inexcusable to kill a sentient being just following it's instincts. It violates the definition of vegan, as it is both practical and possible to not kill mosquitoes.

Let's see why.

Disease is not a reason to kill. If you feel it sucking your blood you are already likely infected, so let it finish it's meal. Nudge it away if you must. Catch and release somewhere else. Contain it until it can be released.

It may sting a bit but it's hardly harmful or life threatening, and certainly not enough to justify murder.

You can make heave use of repellent spray. Put it on every day, thickly, as often as it takes. That is both possible and practical.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 04:14

i really can't figure out what my feelings are on the cavalcade of politically engaged transvestites protesting trump in london. it's a mixture of pity, disgust and fascination

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:19

Need help on defeating Isis

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 17:59

Begin by summoning Set and commanding him to slay and dismember Osiris, as he did in ages yonder. Isis will be paralyzed with grief at the death of her brother-husband. Then she will fuck his corpse and get preggo with Horus, making her slow and vulnerable.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 20:58

есть ли хорошие гуманитарии?

да, у которых 5 по математике в школьном аттестате.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 21:46

Ronald Graham, Donald Knuth, and Oren Patashnik

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9083 22:10

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 00:45

The origins of that are ... mentally deficient blacks who think that, when talking on a (monitored, of course) jail or prison phone, if they replace the last two syllables of a word with "izzle," that turns the conversation into some sort of unbreakable code, which can't be used against them for charges and conviction on further crimes.

On the other hand "Bitches be crazy" is the essence of eloquence.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9084 09:16

>>561 I thought this had roots in carny

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 13:41


>when talking on a (monitored, of course) jail or prison phone, if they replace the last two syllables of a word with "izzle," that turns the conversation into some sort of unbreakable code

I don't know how can anyone believe this and not be mentally challenged themselves. izzle is obviously slang invented as a crutch for rhyming, later adopted in normal aave parlance. I don't even need to research it.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 17:50

university niggas be like oops i came out even more fucking retarded than before

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 19:14


14 = The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

88= HH, Hulk Hogan.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9085 19:52

There will be an announcement in mid-July and the Minister will say "Ontario's first Government for the People has done an extensive review of the sex-ed curriculum and we have eliminated the 'try being gay for a week' practical exercise from the Grade 1 lessons. We have also removed the live anal sex demonstration in Grade 3. Our Grade 5 children will no longer be taught the S&M unit (the dom/sub dynamic will still be taught but at the more appropriate age of Grade 8). We have also removed the 'choose your gender' dartboard from all classrooms."

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 14:17


569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9086 16:36

I see two benefits to moving to Japan. Firstly, because of my continual exposure of it through media, Japan makes me feel comfortable. Secondly, I can fully cut myself off from my family. Once I have enough money, I'm going to move out and never talk to my family again. I'm not obligated to stay anywhere, so I might as well live in Japan. I'm already learning Japanese because of hentai and I'm already in Asia, so moving to Japan won't be a big culture shock.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9087 16:10

The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 02:11

I can get down with the weak ass handshakes because it’s like they are taking the piss out of the whole idea. What you gotta watch out for is those lukewarm medium-pressure handshakes. Those fuckers are weird and definitely up to something.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 22:19

I hadn't expected to ever read the sentence "get sudo on the vacuum cleaner and use it for Bitcoin mining"

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9088 23:36

Anime girls lay eggs

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 02:17

You're a random tower in Asia.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 10:00

As always, a little bit of existential dread goes hand-in-hand with poop jokes.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 12:41

source: i was in 7th grade when it happened and had cable and parents and a trampoline. only 90s kids can remember

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:25

And the mothers will say, no, I jumped up and down and shouted that Trump was a Nazi while dressed as a giant twat.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 05:23

foreigners who teach themselves english from videogames are the most powerful race

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 16:05

i may think two consenting adults wearing diapers in the bedroom is pretty fucking goofy but i can't imagine trying to pretend it's morally wrong

i hate that the internet has brought me to such a low point that i need to type this sentence

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 19:27

It's clearly a message on Japanese marine animal abuse and how it is received by the rest of the world. The girl represents the world, similar to the Japanese but foreign, hence the wings and ears. The girl is clearly not into what the man is doing, that being stuffing eels in her anus. However, while the girl seems shocked and horrified, her civilization also likely abuses animals of all kind, hence her horrified expression when she realizes this arouses her.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 01:54

Alright so, this anime was great and all, but I think the manga was way better. It was way more descriptive and the art was better. But anyways, let’s talk about the actual anime.
I did enjoy the sound, I loved the beautiful sounds of Pingu and his friends. Nice sounds for fight scenes as well. They did a great job with those.
The romance never got to the next level, but the friendships were everlasting and unforgettable!! Also, the perverted content appealed to the boys I shared it with, and they loved how the girls didn’t wear clothes. Last but not least, it had amazing plot twists. I definitely recommend this anime.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 06:17

Yeah, [Vice] kind of went from “here’s raw footage of an underreported conflict” to “meet the drag queens using anal prolapse to fight Trump”.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 02:36

Why is so much of Hollywood obsessed with pedophilia jokes? I’ve never even seen any on 4chan. Normal people know it’s sick and not funny

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 11:46

I look at your bulge
Notice it throbbing
While my guitar
Gently OwOs

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 12:43

It is obvious that this is one of many, many pictures from the middle ages or renaissance of this subject. It has been scanned and put on the internet by someone, who is not credited on the site this was received from. This same image appears more than once on the first page in Google's image search under "hermes trismegistus". Seeing as the author, being mortal, certainly died centuries ago, there should be no problem with copyright infringement.

586 Name: Bonita : 1993-09-9092 17:25

If you want to get instagram followers, it's better to use promotions and some automatization tools (to put likes, share, etc. automatically), and this will help you to have natural followers. Because if you buy them, the system will ban you... and spam - is not allowed, you also can be banned.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9093 02:13

Sun Tzu was a master at appealing to the common public basically by making them feel smart for buying his products, unfortunately not many are aware of this side of him as his other book The Art of Marketing has been lost to history.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9093 03:10

>Like stumbling on a tribe of busty amazons that evolved differently out on an island and they need your seed to keep their civilization going.

or in this case a group of bitter alcoholics who need pictures of your dick (preferably while you wear womens clothing) to keep their boards from stagnating

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 16:34

The complete lack of insight is what leftists have in common with mentally ill people. This is why it is reasonable to describe leftists as mentally ill.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 17:34

imagine smugly posting this because you unironically disagree with it

do you have any self-awareness?

liberal hubris cost you the last election and it'll cost you the next one too

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 17:57

You seem to be misinformed, Justin Trudeau and the Liberals won the last election quite solidly because the NDP abandoned their socialist & labor roots and tried to appeal to moderates

Pretty disappointed that he abandoned the electoral reform promise though

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 18:16

canada is irrelevant and is basically china 2: electric boogaloo at this point

I'm talking about 'murrica

also justin trudeau is a sex offender


593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 18:17

also "Justin Trudeau and the Liberals" sounds like the worst band name ever

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 18:54

> also justin trudeau is a sex offender

Doesn't that just put him on par with for Donnie "grab her by the pussy" Trump?

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 19:03

You really care about your own kid more than that stranger kid over there? What are you a familyist bro? Unity. No division bro

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 19:55

Not at all. In America we don't consider glib conversation sexual assault.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9094 20:03


598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9095 00:00

onyl tru 2009 weebs wil get dis!! like if ur a tru 2009 weeb!!!

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9095 02:03

Da industwiawl wevowution and its consewqwences has been a disastow foh da hooman wace

the uwubomber

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9095 18:37

We know that Mikael loves ABBA, so probably he likes queen and America needs a queen cover by Opeth. If you disagree your IQ must be below 2 digits

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9096 16:34

Took a University class titled "Communism and Class in America" in the 80's.. The instructor asked the class to tell him what the goal of "the women's movement" was. Hands went up spouting the usual: "equality", "fairness", "equal rights", "protection from discrimination" etc.

Instructor: "Every one of those answers is wrong. None of you are correct. Their goal, like any other political movement, is power. They want to be in charge."

Could have heard a pin drop.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9096 23:33

That professor's name? Albert Einstein.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 06:14

it's free software, as in free will, aka not really free but you won't notice

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 06:23

People underestimate the amount of Americans whose lives revolve around an unholy trinity of cheap processed foods, intoxicants, and digital entertainment. And that the only way these people would mobilize politically is if access to those three things were threatened.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 06:54

The kindest thing that I can say about this translation is that it's not Hitler.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 13:31

The next journalist who implies a $250k per annum salary is normal for millennials should just walk straight into the goddamn sea.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9097 17:15

i met regex once hes really cool

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 07:40

All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 08:23


A Catholic priest and a very Jewish Shii were hiding in the bushes outside of the local middle school, when the final class bell rang, and the kids were coming outside to wait for the bus.

Priest: "Aren't these kids something?"
Shii: "You're telling me. I keep getting older and older, but they stay the same age.

both laughing

The priest points at a young 18-year-old boy wandering toward the bushes, away from the other middle school students.

Priest: "Hey, there's a good one. Let's screw him! "
Shii: "Hmmm.... do you really need to ask me that Father..."

The priest lures the boy to the bushes, and, when the moment of truth occurs, Shii knocks the boy out with a chloroform rag. The age 18 junior high school student boy's pants are down around his ankles when the priest climbs on top of the kid, and starts pumping away. At this point, Shii's fly is down to reveal his 3" midchub.

Priest: "Ungh.... unghh... oh, sweet Mary!"
Priest: "..... .......ngghhh...."

This goes on for about 2 minutes, but the priest's concentration wears thin and the autistic memery makes the Father grow limp.

Priest: "I think there's something wrong with your head, there, kike."
Shii: "Shut up Jesus freak, it's my turn."

Shii's midchub grew half an inch more before slowly inserting it into the quivering student's anus. After a lengthy 29.9 seconds of fornication, Shii cums while screaming "JAPAN!!!!!"

~ fin ~

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 15:40

I still know SEVERAL people who have gotten jumped by a bunch of homophones when they exited a gay club. Things like THAT are why the Yankees need Pride night.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9098 23:57

Truth. Once I got jumped outside a gay bar by a palate, palette, and a pallet. My health has never been the same since. My ex had it worse though, he was beaten up by a carat, caret, carrot, and a karat and was in a coma for weeks.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 06:18

This seems like a gross distortion of the fuckedness scale. The original "megafucked" case involved being an accessory to the murder of a child. (Maybe someone else has the link. The consensus was that the poster was a troll)

Can we pleeeeease standardize this? I vote for:

OK - There will probably be no life-altering consequences: The charges will be dropped completely, or you'll put into a diversion program.

Screwed - You will wind up with a misdemeanor conviction, and be forever barred from some professions and be inconvenienced in a myriad of other ways. You'll still be able to live a fairly normal life.

Fucked - you'll wind up with a felony conviction and spend up to several years in prison. When you get out, you'll be able to reconnect with some of your friends and family, or start a new family if you're young enough. Your life will be much more difficult, but you can still find happiness.

Kilofucked - you will spend most of the rest of your life in prison, and quite possibly die there. If you're ever released, it will be into a world that's changed beyond all recognition. If you're lucky, a few people on the outside will still remember you and visit sometimes. Perhaps you'll make some new friends in prison.

Megafucked - as above, but the nature of your crimes means that a large number of guards and/or inmates will hate you, and will go out of their way to make your life as unpleasant as possible. (Child-murderers tend to wind up here.)

Gigafucked - You will be subjected to state-sanctioned torture.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 18:44

This dandruff bag never spent a dime of his own money in his entire life. What does he care?

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9099 22:37

har har har - Total geile Muke, wo kan man das blos kaufen ?

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 03:53

im a little late, but remember next bloodmoon to put all of your money in a brokerage account and short fucking everything in the entire US market

bloodmoons this year have had a 100% correlation with major downside moves in the market.

you guys need fucking money, right? isnt everyone a fucking alcoholic here?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9100 18:39

Once 2 patrolmen and a detective showed up at the crack of dawn after a patient called to report sexual assault and murder by staff members. The 2 uniforms calmed down somewhat when they realized which ward they were on but the angry detective immediately insisted on sequestering all of the staff separately and demanded the floor video before interviewing the "victim". The patient loudly and tearfully explained to the detective that the night staff of 9 men (in Reality Land, me and 3 coworkers, all female) had held her down and raped her all night in order to impregnate her, kill the baby with an "abortion machine" and repeat the process. According to her, she lost 237 children that night. She then produced her "evidence" from her pocket and shoved a urine soaked and shit encrusted thong into the guy's suit pocket. The look on the man's face as her story unfolded was priceless. Edit: The minute the ward door locked behind the departing policemen, the patient ran to the desk to report that she was pregnant by the officers.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 18:46

Get rid of the whites and suddenly become Wakanda.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9101 23:22

When has the Internet been not at your fingertips? I've never used anything but my fingertips to internet.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9102 14:41

Haven’t lived til you’ve been called irrelevant by a Canadian

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 03:21

Why football man no stand up

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 12:27

The man Tom Cruise pays $350,000 a year to place exactly 15 pepper flakes on his salad every day describes a human funeral to Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise laughs so hard that he vomits up a small satchel of indescribable crystals.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 21:51

>>611 that doesn't sound nearly as fun as the time I was jumped by a bunch of bare bears outside a gay club.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9105 18:55

Socialism won't help me get a big tiddy goth gf, so why should I support it?

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9105 21:08

I saw the fattest corgi of my life in a mud compound in a tiny town in in southern Afghanistan. No one freaked out about it except for me because it was a fucking fat corgi in the last place in the world I thought I'd see one.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 19:00

"causing me existential reflection"

Bestselling author, ladies and gents.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 20:01

this track is like the musical equivalent of when you whip out your dick and she whips out hers

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 20:25

I don't even like this stuff, I just clicked because it said "Ikisugi!" and I was hoping someone was gonna make a YJSNPI meme

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 21:58

Coronation Street viewers saw the funny side as the soap served up its “best line ever” – “I’m not a snob, I’ve been to Nando’s.”

The one-liner was delivered by Mary Taylor (Patti Clare) during a chat with Adam Barlow (Sam Robertson) in the latest episode of the ITV soap.

As the pair talked, Mary explained she was not snobbish because she had eaten at the chicken chain.

“I’m not a snob Adam, I’ve been to Nando’s,” she said.

Fans flooded Twitter with crying with laughter emojis after the hilarious line.

“Mary you’re a riot,” posted one person, adding a gif of someone spitting out their drink as they snorted with laughter.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9106 23:37

cheeky nando's with the lads
I'm american but thanks to the internet I'm aware of this phrase

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9109 12:32

A murki is cluster of notes that sounds like a short, subtle taan. A murki can also comprise a series of such short clusters. A murki is less forceful than a khatka or a zamzama. A combination like R R S S could be a murki or a khatka or the starting point of a zamzama, depending on the force of delivery. Although some special murkis are used in khayal singing, it is really a very handy device for a thumri singer. In fact, the bols of a thumri, the ragas they are normally set to and the mood of this form of singing especially demand the usage of murkis. Thus, thumris are often built around this alankar.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9109 18:57

Technology brings us together, tears down borders, destroys subcultures, spreads depression,

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9110 18:51

As a gay man I would happily hide my entire identity on the fear of a violent death if it saved me like $40 a month.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9111 06:45

142 people are city folks yall wont survive a week in the country!!

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 06:17

Jeez this is worse than I thought. His humor is even darker than mine (and I joke about dark memes featuring ppl like Hitler and Stalin...).

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 07:12

>white skin

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9112 21:11

If it came out that Tiger Woods had another affair, it would be par for the course.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9113 00:45

Just imagine some guy staring into a sunset from a cliff over an ocean, having a tear come to his eye from the majesty of it, and as he goes to wipe away the tear, he completely loses control of his bowels.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9114 10:11

>How can you have enough autism to install loli waifu mods into a shitty game like Skyrim, but not care how fucking awful it looks having a single character walking around with a gorillion times as much detail and texturing quality as the entire game put together?

Maybe he just sees it as the character seeing everything but the loli as low definition. Like that one VN where the guy has meat vision but here instead it's toddvision, and in the real world of that game she's a T posing PS1 model.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9114 21:13

I realize this is the hot takes zone but I think Gandalf just punting Frodo into Mt Doom, 300-style, would be pretty out of character.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9114 22:54

That's the thing, it's not that slab of meat laying front of you that's just been roasted to perfection. It's ground up bits that have been cooked and formed together. Ground beef is more civilized than steak, and that's the difference. When I get a nice slab of steak in front of me, my carnal desires are satisfied, mostly anyways. There's still the part of me that wants to go out and club a deer to death and scream about making a fire, but the chunk of meat before me suppresses those urges with the fact that there is just a hunk of dead animal flesh dripping with it's delectable juices off of the charred slivers of fat of a medium well steak. Ground beef... Is mostly just another step into making something with it. A steak is whole, it is eternal, and I am drunk, and buying steak as I type this.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9114 23:29


642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 04:37

Greetings. this is the president. if you are a witch hunter, learn to let your balls drop.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 05:55

It should be a goddamn crime. Criminalize this shit. Ban this sick filth.

Call it "Omission of Dank Pictures in a News Article." Make it a federal crime and a violation of the Geneva Convention.

All found guilty are sentenced to hard labor fighting the Emu menace in Australia.

We'll see if publication without the picture was worth it when these fuckers are watching their comrades fall to wave after wave of modern dinosaurs obliterating their trenches in Jurassic warfare. As man after man falls, they will say "today is the day" as artillery does nothing to the Emu warriors advancing upon them. The fucks.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 08:19

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9116 17:43

joke: the oasis
broke: sword art online
woke: the wired

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:29

All I hear from you people is fucking Kierkegaard. No one wants to talk about Augustine of Hippo's City of God with me and that makes me want to drink exactly the same amount I do every day.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 17:53

Sorry I'm typing his with a huge fat fucking cock spurting white hot cum right down my throat. Can't answer right now.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 01:27

Oooooh butter! I LOVE butter! I have eaten several sticks (with wrappers on) over the last few years, all of them were stolen off of the kitchen counter when Suzy was distracted. So you are in good company! ;-)

649 Name: Internet : 1993-09-9119 02:35

Get off me.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 21:29

sounds like it's written from the perspective of a golden retriever

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 09:08

>>650 Funny I was thinking almost the exact same thing. "Was this written by a dog...?"

652 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 09:09

whups I meant to sage

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:00

I found it on some pet forum when I was mildly concerned about having somehow gotten some small pieces of butter wrapper mixed in with my flapjacks, then eating them anyway. (I'm a hypochondriac, but not enough of one to not eat pancakes that might kill me when I already put the syrup on.)

No one else on the forum was RPing their dogs though.

Also I'm not bleeding from the ass yet so I guess butter wrappers are harmless.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 18:46

It's just wax paper. Your body pays about as much attention to it as the outer lining of a corn kernel.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 02:50

It was the foil stuff, but probably still true.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 07:06

Australians treat the role of Prime Minister as our local version of Doctor Who. Every couple of years we crowd around the telly to see who they change into.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 19:37

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659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 05:26

( ・ω・) The show has been derailed, Obama is gone, and there's nothing I can do.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 16:01

@pontifex Get off your phone. We paid €32m for this trip, get up and do a dance or something.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 23:51

oh god why are there turtle boobs

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 04:34


663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 20:34

Some people have wiped with pine cones though?

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 09:13

We had a lady ask if her friend could donate a serious amount of clothes. Turned out her friend lost his wife 4 years ago and had only just felt ready to let go. Whilst we were going through the donation, lots of the clothes still had tags on. Heartbreaking to think she just never had the chance to wear them and that some of the worn items where things he’d picture his wife in after she’d gone

Edit: oh and underwear, we get lots of dirty underwear in

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 22:46

I really want my own craft beer to take off. It's called Another Fucking IPA. Our idea was to specifically tailor our brewing process to minimize all flavors except hops.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 15:49

I've said it before but Toshiro Mifune is so bad ass he can be wearing silk socks and flip flops and still make Clint Eastwood look like a pussy.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 19:55

"But I'm one of the good ones! Wah!"

Never works

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 20:49

Function: save-lisp-and-die

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 19:08

If I wanted to see Michael Fassbender's finely chiseled ass, I would just watch it again on the Blu-Ray I already own.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 04:47

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 00:17

Most people are barely functioning slime molds. They don't think or know, they just repeat shit they heard before.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 20:04

Im 12 and what is this

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 01:24

conversations like this should stay in youtube comments.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 02:40

Yeah but who's going to finance that lifestyle?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 12:35

"you should've asked for your life instead of waluigi" Sakurai says before filling me with bullets

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 15:06

I got my xbox live gamerscore tattooed on my cock to prove you wrong

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 02:19

14/88 simplifies to 7/44. july 1944 is when they tried to assassinate hitler. so 14/88 is an allied dogwhistle

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 01:23

Point of this story is fuck anyone that thinks this is a good idea if it ever happens I will walk into their office, drink 2 glasses of milk, and shit all over their floor to prove my point.

Interesting. By the same token, we discover that white supremacist neo-Norse-pagans are a false flag group because they follow a religion which professes to believe in "Valkyries".

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 05:36

So in August I got very drunk after a night at the bars and blacked out and woke up with a jagged cut on my dick, right under the tip, kind of on the left side, (my left). I have no idea what happened, nor do my friends, I guess the two of us who were blacked promised the designated less drunk friend we were walking home and then went and did more shit for like an hour. I think maybe I put it through something with a sharp edge, like a window with a hole in it, or maybe I had it out and fell on it or against a wall or something, I dont fucking know but kms embarrassing and stupid and shiiittttyyyy, felt like such a jackass because I missed two days of work because of it, so fucking dumb. I got stitches on the underside of the tip of my penis. ugh, I hate typing that, I hate that that happened, the doctor has absolutely zero respect for you when you tell them this, because you DESERVE NONE. BUT I DIGRESS.

So I am currently under strict orders from the urologist not to engage in sexual activity with myself or others for 5 weeks. My first thought was PPPSSSHHHH try no sexual contact for 6 months honey, you dont know who you're talking to, I DONT get laid. The thought of the challenge not to masturbate didnt even really concern me, because I have never been all that frequent of a masturbateur, like once a day for some short periods in high school, but now that I am older like once a week, so I figured nbd.

OH MY GOD do I want to orgasm!!!

I have never experienced this before in my life, but I swear to god I have forgotten what my fully flaccid penis looks like. I know what people mean now when they say "thinking with his dick". I cannot go about my normal activities. My hormones are so fucked up I fall in love with any woman that comes within a 5 foot radius of me. I will be on the bus thinking "I wonder if she would be down to take a pottery class together for our 10th anniversary...". I opened pornhub the other night and just looked at the home screen for like 6 seconds and then just closed it. This is insanity.

As soon as I can masturbate without my frenulum splitting open nobody will see me for like 2 days straight.


680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 06:37

We live in a world w/ so many beautiful girls and you niggas wake up and say, “I want me a villain.” You chasin CORRUPT PUSSY. mind boggling

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 14:28

I really wanna branch out to Kotobukiyas stuff but it's so expensive

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 21:19

First they came for the anti-Semites, and I did not speak out because I was not an anti-Semite. Next they came for the racists. And I said thank fuck

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 02:15

See, Red Pill Sheldon would be worth watching.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 17:15

Every single time you people decide to change software for no other reason than social justice, all normal programmers decide to be more racist, sexist, transphobic and whatever else pisses you off - for no other reason than just to spite you. We weren't using master/slave terminology before, but you can bet we'll be using it now - every single chance we get.

And we'll be thinking of it. You know, it. The reason why you think it's offensive. And I just want you to know - we weren't thinking of it before... but we are now. Only because of you.

You can claim that such measures hurt everyone, or that it's counterproductive, or that it even hurts our own careers. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Any price will be paid, social justice will fail, and if you don't drop it immediately, you will fail with it.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 20:40

A great tribute to a much missed information service.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 02:00

i live in BC and i show up to vote for everything. Call me a redneck again i dont mind i was having fires and feeding seals fish off the peir at ambleside before you were even in your daddy's balls. Ive been on drilling rigs and inside frac towers while you were learning how to be a barista. Ive had a job since i was 14 years old building houses, landscaping, stocking grocery shelves, live entertainment. and ive got my BSc and a Red Seal in one of the most exclusive trades in Canada. But i guess all of that was "unearned" and my screen name is somehow doing exactly what i intended it to. Have a good day snowflakes. YVRJon... why? You work at the airport or something bitch? Thats where you belong handling my bag and serving me wine and tapas begging me for tips. You guys know whats going to be funny? When J50 dies and not because of climate change or any shit you want to say about Albertans... itll be YOU. But i look forward to the salt and the scapegoats you throw up to make yourselves feel good... ill be over here pulling oil and gas out of the ground eating a thicc peice of ribeye, poaching sockeye and moose, and fuuuuuuckin winning.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 02:16

a smug liberal posted >>686

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 04:07

seeing as the BC Liberals are politically aligned with the Conservative Party of Canada and are the most right-wing party in the province with a chance of forming majority government, the original writer of >>686 is probably a smug liberal too

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 07:26

>>687-688 You get upset about trivial things...

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 10:25

Therefore we cry: Hear us, O Mathematicians of the World! Let us not wait any longer! We can make many formulas clearer by adopting a new notation now! Let us agree to write 'm ⊥ n', and to say "m is prime to n," if m and n are relatively prime.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 11:03

since when has knowing jack fucking shit about dick stopped anyone from having an extremely loud opinion about it? I thought this was america!

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 01:09

Comments from the linked thread:

Linus has gone full tumblr reddit SJW basedboy libtard bugman cuck

he was always a SJW, except instead of getting triggered by the patriarchy he was getting triggered by some freetard shit

Fuck! Linux is now cucked and castrated. How will we ever recover?

He apologizes for his autism, despite the fact he'll always be as autistic as ever. What a pointless expression of nothing.

Next up: Linus suggests to the Linux Foundation to route money to outreach programs for n****rs and tra**ies

Everything in tech is so cucked and SJW nowadays. What do we do now?

Yep, we're fucked. It's done. Over. Literal blue hair tra**y shit has made its way into Linux.

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711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 09:58


how are you lot not dying of shame from making such shitty posts

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 11:54

really peanuses my weanus

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 12:08

>>711 Aw I'm intrigued now

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715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:20

aw the redpill got indignant

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:23

>>714 I'm not that interested in social justice, but people who get angry about "SJWs" are pretty funny as well...

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722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:36

But they're so damn annoying!

Ugly too.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:41

Please don't say this, we've had enough drama as is.

724 This post sucked.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 12:37

Faked her own death. Faked a terminal illness. Faked a miscarriage. Faked a suicide. Stole over 5 grand from me. Gave me a vd, made it my fault. The list goes on. It's my fault for believing any of it. But she hunted me down like easy prey when I was easy prey. I hope you really are dead Andria. Fuck you.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 16:57

Like, the completely dissociated "I'm calling you a cuck, for no reason" thing is sort of funny. But it's massively unfunny when they try to explain it, or extrapolate a logic path like "You let someone cut in line in front of you, you're a cuck".

It just weird that people try to get into the nitty gritty of what cuckolding is and isn't. It's already a weird enough fetish without having some 15 year old playing grand theft auto say they "cucked me" because they shot my car with a rocket launcher. Who's the bull in that situation? The rocket? Is the car my wife?

I just don't know anymore, man.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18


728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:18

I used to care about stuff like this until I got a hobby. Now I have 48 vapes and have tried more ejuice flavors than I can count. My advice to OP and the tard he's arguing with is: pick up the vape.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 00:00

>>726 sort of like how calling people faggots is kind of funny, but the long, overly detailed arguments over why <thing> is or isn't gay are super unfunny.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 05:04

i just want to be able to pay a single low price on a product with huge development costs and no guarantee of success in a hugely competitive market and then enjoy free updated content and regular maintenance for at least five years

is that too much to ask

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 04:20

Money is power

Power is work / time

Therefore time is work / time

Time cancels with itself, and all that's left is work.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 07:28

Girl you look just like the girl I showed you and said you look like!!

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 18:09

"Africa" by Toto is popular again
Star Wars has new movies coming out
Russia is effectively meddling in global affairs
The United States elected a tv personality to POTUS and he cut taxes on the rich

It is the 80s again.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:36

I get really gay when I drink. I don't drink as much anymore. It's like no matter what I do when I drink, I always end up on grindr and a date for anonymous sex in a park bathroom.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 02:22

Just somebody with no idea what’s going on getting offended by someone else that also has no idea what’s going on. Welcome to 2018...

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 11:24

Wassup, wassup
Waz gud mah negro

It's not racist if it rhymes. :^)

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 15:05

You can't go wrong with big titty goth mostergirl waifu. Plus she comes in two flavours: vanilla blonde or choco redhead.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 21:56

proud texas tradition of unfocused anger meets the proud texas tradition of being shirtless and armed.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 19:23

..Because if it was a dude, he'd be called Helob. Fucking obvious

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 16:21

She was born in a cradle made of ugly wood. Nobody ever hit dat.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 22:01

I'm afraid of giving up on everything new I try. I'm afraid I might end up a "jack of all trades, master of none" until I die.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 12:33

One day you nerds will realize that the uncensored art looks worse than the mosaiced art 99% of the time since there's zero need to actually give a fuck about what's underneath the mosaics

if you can't fap to cg's with mosaics btw you are a fake casual niwaka poseur and should unironically just stop engaging with otaku culture and go back to normie shit

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 21:00

Actually... I'm always disappointed when I find the uncensored version of a lewd. I agree.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 18:28

The united kingdom is a very nice place to spend your vacation. But united kingdom has strict policies. The use and abuse of illegal drugs in the UK widespread a growing problem. The effects of such use manifest themselves in undescriable imoacts on individuals,families,communites and the country as a whole.So basically whats going on is that smoking in united kingdom is not a very good thing to do one thing you do is that never ever ever ever is that smoking in united kingdom is that you'll die for doing anything thats not even right though so never do anything thats not even right.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 12:30

Liu Bei loved to play football with his son...

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 12:34

wishing I was part of some long-standing family empire. just us and our greed vs the world, maybe some inbreeding w/ the hot cousin, having a wikipedia page, conspiracy theories about us

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 21:26

There is solid evidence that she perceived no less than €10.000.000 in campaign donations through the use of this image alone, so she's very likely to be sued. In the words one of her numerous donors, Mario Cazzeti, "I supported her campaign because I thought she was a real anime girl, only to find out she was not" So there is also grounds for false advertisement. Take into account that impersonating an anime girl is also a misdemeanor in Italy. So she could be getting charged with theft identity.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 06:04

If you are too tired after the birth to take the baby to a changing table or the floor, you're gonna want a layer of protection on your mattress. Soon as that diaper is off, baby will projectile poop. Sheets and walls can be washed, but mattresses can't be. Poopsplosions are real. Prepare yourself.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 09:42

Most of my village smokes weed. Myself included.
It's so difficult to progress in this shithole.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 20:08

I suspected it.

I know it.
I will remember it. Or at least I will try.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 04:26

Your religion is like your cock. I don't care what you do with it in the privacy of your own home, just keep it out of children's mouths.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 12:35

Korea has this "nice hardware with retarded software" feature that might explain that extra level of bitterness, where the majority of stuff is logical but that 20% of completely illogical behaviors can make you lose your mind.

In China at the first toilet door you open you understand you've entered an abysmal cesspool where everyone behaves with no morale and no logic whatsoever in a race to the bottom.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 20:59

God I want a cute japanese chick to quarter circle forward my ass

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 00:24

I'm having a 'take your clothes off' kinda shit and I might not survive

I'm sitting on the toilet rn with the worst constipation I've had in years. I must post this in case this is how I go.

EDIT 40min in: after so much pain and suffering Wave 2 ended with the most putrid, swampy champagne bottle that ever came out of my ass. Until today I was not aware of what kind of biological warfare the human body was capable of. My ass is like a volcano erupting with the most rancid lava known to man. It feels like all my sins are being cleansed out of my body.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 09:07

[…] the huge country fellow […] leapt forth from the underwood, exclaiming "That is not allowed, gentlemen! That is not allowed! Nobody is allowed to nut here; I must take your names to Sir John!"

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 18:40

IMPORTANT: Don’t let this Serena Williams debacle trick you into caring about tennis.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 17:48



758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 04:44

epic style

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 10:31

>he doesn’t take his clothes off for every shit

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:31

if a fat little chinese kid sitting behind the counter playing on an ipad doesn't take my order i don't wanna eat there

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 05:42

I'm at a bar on the beach for vacation. Hanging out, drinking, talking with the ladies, getting shot down, drinking more, getting shot down more, rinse and repeat. Finally I hit it off with a fetching redhead. We go back to her place, and I'm going to town; cunnilingus, titwank, blowjob, the works. We get to the main event, and I'm going at it; working up a sweat like a whore in church.

Suddenly she tells me to stop. Rule number 2, right after no means no; stop means stop. I stop, withdraw, ask her whats up. She reaches over to a mini-fridge by the bed and pulls out a, I shit you not, goddamned egg. And shoves it right in her downstairs. No fanfare, no nothing, just swallowed the egg with her vagina like some weird taco filling. I'm drunk enough to be not too perturbed by this, but it does warrant a "wuh?" from me. She says she wants me to crank it and finish on her vagina, so I fertilize the egg and she'll push it back out.

Not my proudest fap, but there you have it.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:30

The problem wasn't that the AI was gender neutral in its evaluations. The problem is that it truly was.

Yeah, you can imagine how it started. Male resumes would tend to show tougher college courses, especially in the electives. Fewer years off. More relevant side jobs. Better scores on application tests. Lots of little indications that would make it value male resumes over female in general without knowing what sex the individuals were.

Then it could have gone further. If it was doing machine-learning, it could have noticed that words like "John" and "Gerhardt" tended to show up more often on quality resumes, while words like "Lisa" and "Mary" tended to show up on weak ones, and words like "Shaniqua" and "Bethany" showed up on terrible ones. After a while it would have a database of names to average scores that it could use to supplement its other rules. That database would clearly reflect sex and race divisions, even though the AI never had any idea what sex and race are, and even if sex and race weren't entered on the resumes. It would become gender-biased because reality is.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:22

There it is boys, my new career path.

1) Get hired at a hospital

2) Have friends constantly make unfounded allegations of inappropriate conduct against me

3) Never work, just be on permanent paid leave

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 03:10

Read about 10 chapters of the manga. I wouldn't say this is that similar to Berserk, that was a grimdark edge drama. This one dispenses with a coherent story and just focuses in on the fetish violence. Dark Souls and Berserk were cohesively grimdark but this has too much... levity to it? It's like deadpool if it had more rape in it.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 10:00

in my world, pepe the frog is a dying meme who has been smeared as a nazi, so he goes on a journey of self-discovery and redemption. He meets many characters along the way, from shrek to nyan cat. in the end, pepe discovers that he is perfectly fine with people calling him a nazi, because it doesn't matter what they call him as long as he himself knows what, and who, he is. as a literary genius, I humbly ask for your opinion on my extremely imaginative and complex world.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 19:35

People who read books and like to talk about books are pretty universally annoying. its a constant struggle to not be a douchebag really

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 07:47

You don't need a psychology degree to know why. The English men just picture the woman as Germany, and spank her. I mean come on, thirty years war, war of the quadruple alliance, both world wars; they have an affinity for spanking some German ass.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 20:43

100 years from now, Americans will look at the signers of the Constitution and ask themselves "ay güey, quienes son esas gringoes"

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 18:04

somehow this thread became gayer than if people had just kept posting actual gay porn

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 01:23

Thinking about ditching Twatter. Some days it reminds me of the time I had to break up my two dogs when they were fighting over which of them was going to get to eat a cat turd.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 03:39

I don't know if vat meat will be as delicious without the suffering. Like how chick fil A only makes a good chicken sandwich because it's coated in bigotry. Delicious bigotry.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 13:06

I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 17:16

Bull shit only 90's kids remember, I'm from 2010's and I know these.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 21:24

I remember making that post!

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 21:50

So if you happen to wear glasses or are Jeff Goldblum you are a nu-male?

You faggots are fucking retarded.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 05:31

You're a poignant motherfucker, >>774-san.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 06:40

I too thought this was a tranny thread. You look like a German housewife.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 07:27

Who knew Nanashi posts here?

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 09:14

Is it so inconceivable that I was meant to be wealthy, but was born to lower middle class? I identify as rich even though my bank account shows $23.75. Just let me be rich already.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 09:53

There was a surprising amount of butt pounding done by the Handsome Sentient Food. I was hoping for more character development. Why is the Handsome Sentient Food pounding butts in the first place?

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 14:15

The browns don't want to unite with Whites, either. They just want the wealth and plumbing that we mysteriously have.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 02:54

Ever since I was a little girl I loved stories where the characters get magically shrunken. I've always imagined myself shrinking too. I love the idea that you could shrink and become so cute and teeny tiny. Shrinking will make your whole life a totally cute itty bitty adventure. Imagine that one day you shrank. It would be like you had a totally different body and life. It would be like you became a so much cuter version of yourself. Your friend could put you in her pocket and take care of you forever. You would literally be by her side forever from then on. It would be like you exist to make her happy and be her friend 24/7. Every meal would be like tea time with the doll. So cute! You will wear super cute doll clothes from now on and every time you change it would be like playing dress up with the doll. I would love to get shrunken so much that I really would do it in real life if it was possible.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 19:02

The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 19:37

tbh squatting in the dust holding a spear to protect my woman and my meat all day every day sounds far more pleasant than my current job. where do I sign up?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 03:36

me, lowly trans: i would like 1 (one) human rights please
gracious cisgender overlord, hallowed be his or her name: rights machine broke. tumblr user normal-meat-gamer claimed to be kin with sans undertale so now we have to shoot all queer folks on sight
me, dying: understandable

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 19:39

Maybe that island tribe that shoots arrows at approaching planes and helicopters.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 05:40

came here to insult nanahira but now i'm more taken aback by who the fuck any of these top artists are

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 09:44

This week involved a lot of bug-fixing from last week, so there's not as much concrete progress to report. For instance, a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 15:09

What if I'm almost 13, but love being naked?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:39

lol I stared at this for a solid 30 seconds before I figured out it was a bunch of dicks. Then I realized I had just spent a solid 30 seconds staring at dicks. Thanks pal

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:37

Look, I think people are missing the forest for the trees; Obama can’t have been sent a mail bomb by right wing terrorists because Obama doesn't exist- there never actually was a black 44th president, and just like the holocaust, AIPAC is rewriting history for political ends. Why is it important to Israel that Americans believe that there was a black president? Two words: Oil.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 06:41

There seems to be a nascent grasp of its inner dairy like nature

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 10:23

Bruce Wayne didn’t become Batman until he was 30

It doesn’t matter how old you are

There’s still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 00:23

"I see you've decided that big anime tiddie are bad?" The man smiles, his foe has unwittingly fell into his trap. "But what about... violence?" He makes this point about the contrast of sex and violence's acceptability for the first time in recorded history, destroying his opponent's body with words alone.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 10:30

Ooh wee! True christian hip-hop to the M.A.X.!

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 01:30

>Still no small penis tag

why live

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 20:59

we hope it tastes ok. we know that many of you will be displeased with it, we hope that you may go and fornicate yourselves with something jagged. those of you who are pleased, please, share that good feeling with people you encounter.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 06:31

sure he was a terrifying demagogue and prolific mass murderer, but i choose to remember him as the man who killed a bloodthirsty dictator

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 06:59

Kim Jae-gyu?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 08:16

ronald mcdonald

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 11:20

Ainsley Harriott: This is no Zaku bwuoi! no zaku. this is SPICY

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:25

I go to one of these places, and mine has a ridiculous cleaning fee if you cum in the tank. On the order of several hundred bucks if I remember right. Built right into the terms and conditions.

Vaping in the sensory deprivation tank is also expressly forbidden.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 13:06

Of course. When I talk to a handsome man all I can think of is his cock. But I resist the temptation.
That's also what happened to the Japanese Officer in the OP. The thought of cock was simply too much and overwhelmed him. Gladly he had his men around to save him from descending into darkness.
Everyone needs a very close male friend that stands by him when the homosexual thoughts gets too strong.

(editor's note: the OP in question was a webm of this scene: https://youtu.be/AALrrgEOlvU?t=125)

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:46

I recently expelled a turd out of my rectum that was a considerable size. It created a tear in my anal lining that has made evacuating more stools feel like ten wasps are stinging my asshole

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 18:11

I really like this album. I like it better than my mom.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 20:13

nO OnE cArEs bOuT KAnYe tHo

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 12:17

Smoke honk everyday

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 17:13

thanks for this list of people that moved away from Ohio on this, the "Escape from Ohio" music video comments section

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 00:20

Since coming here I've noticed that Japanese people seem to be terrified of elevator doors. Not only elevator doors, but doors in general. It's something that is deeply engraved within the Japanese culture, and to understand that, we have to look into the reason for that, which is kanji; the base of the Japanese language.

The kanji of door (戸) is made out of 2 different radicals. The first one could be confused with the kanji for "one" (一), but as you may know, things can be a little bit more complicated, just like in this case. The upper radical that looks straight is actually crooked, and it is "乀", meaning "stretch". The one below is "尸", which can mean "corpse" or "remains".

Now, if you put them together you get "stretched corpse". And there is a story behind that. Indeed, the Japanese, crafty as they were, tried to make doors (which had a different appellation at that time) out of different materials. One of those were animal bones and skin. But animal bones often had certain problems. They were robust at first, but slowly degraded over time.

Then one day, someone had the idea of using their enemies to create such thing. So during their numerous internal wars, they would debone their war prisoners while they were still alive, and use these bones to make door frames. The remains (尸) of their skin would be stretched out (乀), and put over the bones as decoration their doors.

The bones weren't as robust as animal bones, but they wouldn't degrade as fast.

So as you can see, doors were something gruesome in the early days of Japan, all the way to the beginning of the Edo Period, where this custom slowly faded away in favor of wooden doors.

For this reason, the Japanese still have some sort of primal fear of doors, as for the past thousands of years, they were made out of stretched corpses of their enemies.

Barbaric, perhaps, but you must admit that the Japanese have always been ingenious in many ways throughout history.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 19:58

Trump's victory plus the Brexit vote plus the Patriots improbable Superbowl win plus the Best Picture announcement flub at the Oscar ceremony were all supposedly Things That Weren't Supposed To Happen. Therefore, it wasn't their perceptions and expectations that were wrong, no, it was reality itself that was wrong. Now, you've got to be imbibing in some seriously high-proof narcissistic silly juice in order to think that, but that was then.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 00:53

HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.

I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 04:13

Wassisface Weasley and the Quidditch Team Hazing Rite

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 04:17

The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 05:32

Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-

Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 07:55

I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 08:19

cats are low int high cha

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 10:39

Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 21:02

You rang?

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 00:59

I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:11

There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 05:51

Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years

I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.

'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 00:11

Well, nothing against the written law, which the media would know if it could do anything but sit on Twitter all fucking day long and perform analingus on Democrats.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 02:48

Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.


824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:03

So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.

VC: no

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:19

Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 18:56

Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 19:53

If homosexual Democrats start harassing your children, remember that beating them with a chair is against the law. Just call the police.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 20:56

meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 03:31

"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."

-Dio Brando

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 19:25

Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 11:46

Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.

Edit: bears, not people.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 19:06

I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 00:32

Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 12:23

shockin&cryin&pissin で草

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 12:08




We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!

My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 23:43

Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!

120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 00:29

sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 02:23

On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:16

Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 14:53

I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 19:01

"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."

The government hates competition.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 05:36

that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 19:18

I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 19:36

15 USC §§2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR §795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 11:30

Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 06:10

THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 08:43

AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 11:26

>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?

having a habitable planet to continue living on i think

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 22:22

A world that’s like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort

Do what you will with this idea

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 17:36

at this juncture who hasnt killed hitler

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 00:15

I think this is the lore behind Mage Knight Board Game. Or maybe not, but it totally could be.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 01:50

"If you want to see stars, look up at night" Black Science Man

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 20:21

who cares, james joyce was a pretentious hack

xdddd it's an entire book of nonsensical gibberish so quirky and avant garde

or let's not forget his magnum opus:

xdddd it's an entire book where half the words make no sense together and the other half are in latin to show how smart and cultured i am xddddddddddd im so fucking COOL have you seen my eyepatch

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 23:38

I saw these on 8ch Venezuela's board.
Literally right next to the "how to cook rat" thread.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:49


I can't roleplay hunting down gay people in fallout 76? Some of these people should check out new Vegas and Caesars legion....

> shocking homophobia attack

Everyone should have a mandatory year spent on 4chan.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:52

I can see why they are called lost... They all support a false religion belief system in the guise of Christianity....
So, I can rate this 1 because my belief system, but it's put to get very well...So 5 for over all storytelling....

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 02:55

Fat-ass, lazy smoketards don’t like being told to clean up theirs fucking act.

Get caught littering a cigarette butt and you ought to have to eat it, but these Homers would probably eat the plastic couple off of a wedding cake.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 04:41

he's not gay, he'd just rather suck a dick than stay married to her

vc: boy

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 14:09

It's probably my favorite thing in my daughter's room (besides my daughter).

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 22:21

The show turns up its politics starting in Season 5, becoming pretty blatant neoliberal ecumenism.

MLP from S5 onwards is literally them visiting other lands/species and overthrowing or 'influencing' nations that don't follow the friendship ideology (coded as a free trade/liberal cosmopolitanism). They overthrow a town that is strawmanned Marxism, and help support a changeling dissident who ends up dethroning his queen and creating a govt that is amenable to the 'good' nation. There's no mass warfare in the latter situation either, despite the changelings having thousands of warriors trained to distrust outsiders. Seems like an idealised Iraq in the eyes of neocons.

Even in less major cases, there's a clear strain of 'uplifting' backwards and xenophobic nations by opening up trade and preaching your values to them, cf. the yaks and griffons.

And oh lord let's not forget the dragons (the ponies' dragon helps 'install' a dragon leader who is amenable to friendship and Equestria). Thorax is basically Spike & Ember elided into the same character and applied to a different species & that species' government. Both happened within the same season, so there's definitely a trend.

The show's ideology seems to elide religious missionaries and neoliberal trade-ecumenism.

EDIT: Re: the Marxism town, it's portrayed as wilting and desolate, whereas later on (after the change) it's prosperous and extending trade tendrils to the rest of Equestria. It'll be interesting to know what the show writers think about Iran and North Korea, hmm...

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 21:02

umineko really is just japanese homestuck, huh

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 22:50

"Turn in your guns, pass the cyber security act" - Justin Biebler

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 17:34

"I was going to call my dad to ask him a question about my bank account"

That was the most Jewish thing I've heard all month.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 02:49

Racism is a relatively new concept that has no factual basis and will not be remembered in a few hundred years. Speakers like JonTron will be on the right side of history.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 03:04

huh. not sure i like that idea.

i think of it more like adults having kid arguments.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 01:24

Don't be too hard on parrot thingy. He had to let Harvey Weinstein fuck him in the mouth for his part. :[

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 03:22

Viper puts the G in LGBT.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 22:10

every time my wifi goes out i rape someone, so i guess i see where he's coming from

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 22:29

i just observe the major holidays like sport and emotional repression

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 18:40


871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 08:01

Americans are Russians with more teeth.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 01:16


873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 19:08

The Akallabeth is kind of like that one time in Dwarf Fortress when it turned out mermaids, although sentient, were a possible source of industrial materials and meat, so people started farming them by drowning and slaughtering them in massive pens and Toady intervened by making that impossible because of how fucked up it was.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 22:57

...Although "dumb enough for me to rant about on twitter" is a much lower bar than "important enough to write and publish an article about", I will admit.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 13:54

Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!

If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can't win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 16:09

Radicals compete for young recruits with pimps and drug dealers. And if you’ve ever compared “before” and “after” photographs of kids that have been recruited by the far left, they look exactly like the billboards warning about the dangers of meth.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 19:06

At what point do we throw in the towel and just let them follow their own path to whatever future they have dealt themselves?

How much more effort, money, resources, food and medicine do we keep pouring into this cauldron of endless disaster?

Several species of humanoids have failed and become extinct. Perhaps we are watching this process play out before our eyes.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 20:57

expanding on my precvious point, the earth may be insanely flat, as well as everything on it!
you see, if i were to draw a straight line, would it not be curved if i bend the paper on which it was drawn? similarly(i hate pronouncing that word! ) the earth is flat if the Universe it is contained in is of trapeziodal time-space dimensions. less than being flat, the distance between two points would be the fold-space of the Nav Guild. Of course, this would all be impossible without the melange.
The spice girls must flow! A zig-a-zig ah!

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 02:13

They worshiping God of Rat called Mickey Mouse

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 06:02

95% of comments in here is come from Kiniro Mosaic anime meme.
5% of comments in here is honestly like this finish metal song. Ummm

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 17:23

After scrolling through the wiki, I learned that Slog can only use his vomit missile if he's standing on some liquid. At first i was disappointed, but then I had an idea: "If all he needs is some liquid, why not puke it at him?" After testing, I have confirmed that Slog can and does use "slime" to power his phlegm hose. This means that the player can take beguile and slime glands (then 5 MP worth of other mutations), go to Golgotha, seduce Sloggy, then power his booger cannon with your slime glands. Sure if anyone's noticed this before, so I thought I'd share.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 05:00

Ok let me just break this down in a way you can understand:

Greetings! Hey there. How are you? Light be with you. King’s honor, friend. Well met. Be careful! For the Alliance. Can I help you? I supply only the finest goods. Go with honor, friend.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 07:39

It has been brought to our attention that this video is old, the lady HAD been identified BUT apparently there was no news of her being prosecuted or whatsoever.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 13:57

Waat? Me busy! Me not that kind of orc!

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 15:50

Many of you are focusing on the volume of the peeing.
Others of you seem more concerned with accidental peeings.
I, however, am just deeply disappointed in all of you.
20 replies 66 retweets 573 likes

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 10:46

GNU/Linux (or BSD) is for people proud to own their own property, on which they're free to do as they please.

Windows is a dirty apartment in Smolensk issued by a government supported monopoly. And you get to pay for it.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 21:13

See I know what you mean but now all I can imagine is a centurion covered in salt dabbing furiously over the ruins of Carthage

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 17:16

Giving you a buck on Patreon was worth having my gf walk in this morning excited after hearing anime music, only to find it was another 30yr old Boomer meme.


889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 17:21

I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o

890 Name: DennyPhantom : 1993-09-9248 18:15

In fact, if you are really looking for a private detective agency, then I can advise one pretty good agency. I addressed there myself when I needed to find one person, so I think they can help you there too. So, feel free to try. I think for you, this can be a great idea, here is a link to this agency https://infidelityprivateinvestigators.com.au/blog/. Good luck.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 14:22

Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.

Enjoy your piss gelatin.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 21:32

Mmmm. Chocolate Saberface Loli MLK. Licks lips I have a dream indeed.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 19:01

Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.

Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 01:12

I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 19:08

Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?

I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 23:49

Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.

Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, it’s a fact.

Conservative/guardian facts: It’s a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 16:27

Learn #Gaelic with the Wu Tang Clan!

Named after one of Scotland’s oldest clans the WTC have been exploring rap’s gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.

Clann Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan
Mortair Aodainn-Taibhse -Ghostface Killah

Thoir sùil air mo ghrothlach - check out my gravel pit

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 10:30

I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 17:41

Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 04:26

would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 16:34

I'd read an article about a guy eating 18 chicken breasts. That would be more interesting that this garbage.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 07:01

Who is listening in [C U R R E N T Y E A R]?

Who knew this song before [popular thing it was in]?

Man [Other version] of [Insert song here] was much better.

Who is here from [popular thing] that [this song was featured in]?

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 18:17

In my universe, people who consume too much drugs may end up "perma-baked" and sent to the fantastic High-earth. Soon after, they will find themselves with a "trip-rite", a special power inspired by whatever drug that got them there.

This world has existed for millennia, and as such has a very large population at this point. Procreation doesn't exist as they are merely a consciousness that resembles their physical self on Earth. They can still die, however. Animals also exist on this planet, but the vast majority are native to it.

Most people see this place as some sort of drug paradise, while others (the minority) want to return home, a feat that only the legendary Tom Dragonkief has said to have done.

EDIT: Keep in mind that the story I am writing in this universe is what I like to call stoner fantasy

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 06:53

>ride a caragor to a caragor-fearing captain's place
>close-up on him instantly cowering in fear right afterwards

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 07:08

So we bombed Japan and got anime, and we bombed the Serbs and got this. does that mean we should keep bombing in hopes of more art?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 11:33

The joke, never quite funny, and already taken too far, now takes on a more sinister edge. We are now trapped in our bacon future. Everything smells dead, salty, crispy. Nothing is untainted by the scent, the texture, the colors of hog-drippings. The animals eat our trash, and we eat them, and we are the trash. “Throw us away,” we shout in unison, and history obliges.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 18:34

They're too tiny for that games 😂😂😂 They should love there self, because they're already too small...

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 06:14

Here we go, expert on Javanese islamist fashion

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 07:10

I feel really sorry for anyone who stumbles across this video with no idea who these two artists are.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 04:14

I was once in talks to join a game with an old acquaintance, and was invited to hang out and watch a session/meet the players before I made my own character and jumped in to play.

I was fine with this, and so I showed up to find your typical smattering of edgy and snowflake characters, but nothing too bad.

Except for the pedomancer who killed children then resurrected them as his slaves.

Everyone was fine with this. After about an hour I stood up and said I had to go. Never went back, never talked to that old acquaintance again.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 19:19

Do you have a Zoom on Penis and Balls of each Maid, please?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 20:29

The true hero of Watchmen was the comic book industry pretending Alan Moore didn't murder the superhero genre with a brick and reviving it by reprinting the same stories but now with cuss words

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 21:39

so did nazies.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 15:20

Nigger has been banned!

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 17:46

Salvador Dalí was legendary for jiggling his dirlywanger in front of models and guests, and Diogenes made a cottage industry out of spanking his spanakopita in the marketplace (according to legend, when challenged on his public pud-thumping, the famed “cynic” replied, “If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.” That’s some good old-fashioned ancient Greek logic right there).

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 18:02

After life has burned away from the surface, one final android walks the Earth malfunctioning and believing he is Rodney Dangerfield. "My mother, she didn't write my name in my underwear," he says as his circuitboard finally melts away, "She wrote 'do not resuscitate."

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:00

broke: nothing wrong with 2D body pillows

woke: at least people having relationships with a 2D body pillow don't breed

bespoke: we're all just 3D body pillows for 4D lifeforms anyway

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 00:42

A female anus generally smells substantially better than a males hairy anus, both it itself and what emanates from it. There, I said it.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:38

Punkpunk is a genre of distopian fiction where suffixes are gradually applied to more and more words until they begin to devour all language and human brains begin to be rewired to be unable to thinkpunk withoutpunk themgate resuktingghazi ingate thepunk destructionpunk ofgate mankind.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 18:09

ITT: Arbitrary definitions of geopolitical boundaries and ethnic classifications made by people who can barely tie their shoes.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 18:37

Whoop! Whoop! We placed all your images in a PDF file! That's great!

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 05:45

Seeing other young girls meet Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr sends me into a blinding rage.

These little bitches think they're Beatles fans, but they're not. They're stupid ass posers who don't love them HALF as much as I do. Whenever I see a young girl up on stage with them, I want to reach through my computer screen and strangle that dumb bitch to death. Makes me absolutely SICK that these younger, prettier girls get to meet them, but me, a person who obsesses over them 24/7 and wants to be their friend more than anything in the world DOESN'T, just because I can't afford a front row seat to their concert and I'm not some obnoxious little attention whore like these tweens ant teens.

Seriously, they can go burn in hell. I hope they all perish in fiery car crashes on their way home from the concerts. They deserve nothing but a slow and painful death for taking stealing the affection of MY BABIES!!!! I seriously want to hurt myself over the thought of never meeting the Beatles. I'm so depressed and filled with self-hatred every day. I'm starting to think the only way I will ever get their attention is if I kill myself over them and then my story gets on the news, and in fact, death will be the ONLY way I could meet TWO of them!! That might be the only way they will understand how much I love them. I'm not even joking about this. I'm shaking as I'm typing and thinking about cutting my fucking wrists and then posting the picture to Twitter so Paul and Ringo see the emotional damage they cause me when they meet other girls.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 00:27

all these people talking about horse porn and im like where is the horse porn

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 00:41

I'm not gonna lie I still have my dick in my hand but I just couldn't stay away from those a e s t h e t i c s

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:12


926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 03:04

>>925 close, a certain well-known vaporwave song, uploaded to pornhub for some reason

i wonder what kind of porn you have to be looking at for it to show up in the related videos

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 06:21

Theres an odd situation that occurs when anime Avi says "nigga" where one cannot know their race and therefore it can be considered both racist and not racist at the same time. I have dubbed this phenomenon "Schrodinger's Nigga"

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 07:28

chelsea manning just personally told josh sawyer she liked fallout: new vegas, while a ticker informed that“COMRADE_MIKU”donated $4.20

but then also a hundred things like this are happening every minute

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 17:56

Sometimes you'll see a puddle of saliva dripping from an open vent above you, uh, don't walk under those.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 20:36

i bet you meme spouting niwaka poseur twitch kiddies have never even fapped to billy, you fucking casuals

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9274 22:34

don't ever think it's kool to do heroin that SHIT is for losers

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 03:52

Only thing gayer than vaping is lung cancer - Larry Ridgeway

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 05:25

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 12:39

rip charlie kirk died of crapass

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 23:27

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936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 08:00

I'm suddenly very aware of the lack of female cereal characters. Prolly Cheerios tho cuz I bet they tight af.

Gotta get that honey nut

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 08:18

Harry Potter fans: it’d be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories HPF: what
JK: everyone used to shit themselves

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939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:43

What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 21:53

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 03:55

So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we're on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it's way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It's a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul's Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let's just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it. I gagged a bit and grabbed him by the boots and tossed him into the compactor. That was one I'll never forget

942 This post sucked.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 04:08

To paraphrase a crackhead "You made your bed, get fucked in it"

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 07:15

No one: .......

JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 07:53

waiter: anything to drink?

JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 11:15

Honestly I wish we could live in an ancap society so I could have bought you as a baby and had you work in the fields or whatever. Truly the utopia we both deserve.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 14:11

Hey, newsflash OP, your personality is not made up of the actions you take

your personality is probably shit and that's why you're single

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9279 20:53

Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 00:06

thats delusional. is it background gas? ambient worms? i am god and king. i am jesys christ. believe with me as i am or suffer and die by your own doings

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 13:42

First time watching AGDQ, fourth time runner. My games passed away from animal. Money goes to donate the viewer, kill the Germany. Hype!!!!

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953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 21:35

YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.


Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 00:04

Any git project with an anime girl-majority contributor base is guaranteed to be quality. Prove me wrong.

955 Name: Tilda : 1993-09-9281 00:38

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956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 02:40

global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 08:47

Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 15:30

thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 16:56

Don’t people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 15:57

We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingu’s Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 06:53

chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:07

daddy: licking my bratty butthole
me: ngh!! daddy!! sex noises
daddy: stops hm do you have tapeworms sweetie?
me: tehehe! yis :33 butthole opens up my tapeworm says hi!! uwu tapeworm nuzzles daddy

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:51

The Goblin Dildo Emporium is run by an entrepreneurial Goblin called, Oscar, who travels magic lands and takes lifecasts of all things phallic. If it looks like it can penetrate the Goblin takes a mold of it...

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:21

An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:37

"We wanted nuts that spoke to us. Something that expressed a timelessness of quality and utility. Innovative balls. Courageous danglers. Testicles that evoke the emotions of the finest jewellery while really packing the punch when it comes to storing and spritzing jizz... So today we are just so excited to share this with you: Apple Scrotum."

John Mayer plays in background, images of hipsters John Wayneing about their day with massive brushed steel balls between their legs.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:54

It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:27

So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 22:32

yes, I just compared the USSR with Manchester United.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 01:42

I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.

I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.

My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.

Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.

Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 14:35

Democratic Western Gf
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-Fake Feminist🚮
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Communist Revolutionary Chinese Gf
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-Discuss Ideology And Economics🧠
-Cook Good Food😋
-Very Cute 🥰
-Sing The Internationale Together🌏

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 05:59

Guys, this is huge. If it is indeed true that Gerald Cotten is behind this, then this is definitive proof of life after death.

IMHO this goes well beyond the minor issue of the QuadrigaCX liquidation. Losing $200 million is meaningless, but knowing that there’s an afterlife and that the souls of the dead can indeed return and walk among us is the most important discovery of the past thousand years.

The ancient Egyptians believed that the dead carry wealth to the afterlife. Which is why Pharaohs were buried in lavish tombs filled with riches and treasure.

Three thousand years later, with the advent of blockchain technology, the validity of this practice is finally proven. Truly, there is nothing blockchain and cryptocurrency cannot do.

It brings a whole new meaning to the term “Pyramid scheme”.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:02

I read that as Gook Good Food

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 11:38

so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 09:12

It's long been theorized that lesbians don't exist. Perhaps, most lesbians aren't genuinely attracted to the same sex like they claim, they're too ugly to get a man so they lean towards the same sex. Not to mention, studies have found that a large percentage of lesbians have had sex with multiple men before in their life. I will be doing more research on this subject in the coming days.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 11:18

First of all, I'm still trying to figure out how Shaggy became a massive meme. I don't find it funny at all, but that my personal opinion. And the fact that people are still asking for it, even after the devs have confirmed that he won't be making it into MK11 annoys the hell out of me.

Secondly, Mortal Kombat is a violent fighting game. The characters/fighters in the game are unique, badass and they scream violence/gore. Shaggy is a fucking cartoon character ffs, instead of making petitions for Shaggy(and people signing for that shit), I don't see people asking for other characters that suit the MK universe so well, for example Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Pennywise, Hellraiser, Micheal Myers or any other worthy characters, instead of that fucking dipshit Shaggy.

Sorry everyone, no offence to Shaggy, Scooby Doo is part of my childhood, but this whole Shaggy shit has gone way too far. I hope he doesn't ever makes it into this or any other upcoming MK games. The last thing I don't want to see is a franchise being ruined because of some stupid suggestions.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 12:37

I keep seeing this term "uwu" going around and nobody in the mainstream media covering it.

It means:

And it's being used as a dog-whistle for white supremacists. @splcenter @NAACP please expose these ppl! @MSNBC @CNN @HuffPost @nytimes

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:51

I will tell you guys what; I didn't used to believe in this stuff about reptilians. However, I am not just a believer, I know it exist.

It seems as though the reptilians are unable to keep their shape if they are experiencing extreme emotions. I worked for a big telecomm company and I had this boss that enjoyed on a Draconian level to make people suffer. She would target a new person every quarter, and just make their lives hell until they eventually quit. When they hired me, I noticed that she made several satanic gestures with her hands during meetings, etc. After having worked with her, and giving what she thought was the right response over time to her gestures, she thought I was one of them (at the very least a Satanist). So, she took me under her wing to train, and she started sharing with me some of her thought about people. They were extremely dark and draconian, but I had no idea how dark. One day, she offered me a promotion, to a management position. She like to put people in positions of power that she felt she could control, so that she could get away with some heinous, even illegal activity. I refused, and soon became the target of her evil deeds. She would always ask if I feared her, which I did not, and when I said no, she would get really angry.

Now, I digress, but here is something that I learned. It seems as though these reptilians shapeshift with something that is comparable to a refresh rate on a computer. So you know how you cannot see your computer or TV blinking but it is, it is just doing it at a much faster rate than the eye can see. I think their shapeshifting works that way, and with a well trained eye, just like you can train yourself to see a computer refresh blinking, you can see a reptilian shapeshift.

So, I went to get Lasik surgery. Shortly there after, I notice not only had I been able to see 20/10, but I could now see things I did not even know exist before. Also, I could focus on objects for a lot longer than the before. So after the surgery, she was moving in for the "kill" with me to fire me (which didn't work). However, I got her so upset during this meeting that she started to shapeshift before my eyes. First, it was just a skin color change. However, later it was also a texture change, and then a shape change. I was amazed at what I was seeing, and I made certain not to blink during the first 2 minutes or so while seeing it. I finally blinked, at least twice, but the shapeshifting was still occurring. I think then, she caught herself, realized that I had seen (I probably had a shocked look on my face), and she tried to stay calm with a smile on her face and she cut the meeting short. Needless to say, she never did get to fire me, however, after that meeting, she never met with me again. She barely said more than good morning to me after that. Her reptilian/draconian tactics did not stop, she just did it through the managers she had set in place.

After this, I became a true believer. I had never seen anything like this and I would not have believed it if I did not see it with my own eyes.

Why is there no proof? Well, I think that current day technology (i.e., cameras and video equipment) has too slow a refresh rate and/or shutter speed to catch the transition. However, if you know someone that may be a reptilian, get them really upset, and if you look very carefully, you will see a glitch in the matrix. The question is, do you want to blue pill or the red pill. Once you see it, you will never see the world in the same way again and they seem to all know that you are able to see them.

Knowledge is power!


978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 20:14

I am AUSTRALIAN, I have always throughout my life watched and loved Chinese movies, I've had a Chinese maths teacher, Chinese bosses within the Hospitality' industry, and I try to mimic the accent and words even though I don't know what they mean, TO CHINA AND MY FRIENDS THAT I MET FROM MONGOLIA, AND TO ALL OF THE ASIAN REGION, I LOVE YOU, I STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU, I HONOUR YOU* APPRAISALS

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

I think if you think back to Launchpad McQuack/Greatest Side-Kick poll that was on gamespot in 2011, you might find an answer. While I also don't believe the Shaggy thing is funny at all, neither did any of the people who were taking part in the pole. It seems like the same relative concept but I could also be way off.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 21:17

Fuck me I forgot the thread title.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 23:52

Happens to the best of us

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 14:46

Try explaining "the 2021 American Civil War started with a skirmish between furries and racist bodybuilders" to someone from 2005

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:28

>so gay Nazis are a thing?

I have to say, as a German, our Nazi teacher in school taught us that we lost due to the English betrayal and because Göring was dumb, but my own research convinced me that it was because Hitler (asexual) was not gay.

Frederic the Great was raised by his father to be a Spartan fag. He died childless but made a rural, piss-poor minor country - Prussia - into a great power. Even Napoleon trembled at his grave. This is the power of gay supremacy.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:42

Hello, “Penis Fred” here. I will be sure to check out these books.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 02:26

I am going to drink iodine and hope I don't work at mcdonalds until I die.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 05:59

I dunno, I think a perfectly-okay Jesus birthing himself triumphantly out of a lion's asshole would be pretty neat. Of course given the most common iconography, I guess it would be Jesus getting eaten by the lion in the first place.

I have a feeling the whole "this is my body" line might not be given such preeminence in the religion were that the case.

Or maybe it would?

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 17:26

This fucker came into my gym a couple of weeks ago dressed in that weird getup and I thought he had walked in by accident and gave him directions to the nearest leather club, but he got all fucking aggressive and tried to fight me.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 00:32

We're not talking about computers or phones at the moment. We are talking about you having to euthanize your cat, because it is the vegan thing to do.

This has nothing to do with pretend pure veganism or competition or anything. Just the simple matter of your cat and what you know you should do. It is very easy to be vegan until the hard choices come up. Listen to yourself talk like people who eat meat talk to us every day. Give fake reasons, spew whataboutisms, it's nothing new.

Yes there are other issues and if you want to talk about them, we can do it separately.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 22:07

fapping to incest while high has become my anchor and im drowning

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 02:12

>homoerotic bullying

How very British

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 01:55

This song was funny in the nineties when people could actually find work that paid for things like housing and food, now it just seems kind of mean.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 14:06

I am a Grammy nominated songwriter-producer with songs in movies like Rocky Balboa, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Expendables 2 and hundreds of TV shows. If I told up and coming artists and songwriters that working at MacDonalds would make you more money than my yearly royalties, they would think I am a huge liar. Foreign royalties that even pay theatrical royalties only adds up to pennies and under 50 dollars most times, and remember, I am talking the biggest grossing movies and most popular TV shows. ASCAP should be ashamed of itself and I should have my head examined to pursue this career for so long!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:32

Raita designed Valkyria Chronicles 2 kilometers underground, inside SEGA’s maximum security, solitary confinement ward.

No less than fifteen men had high-powered assault weapons trained on his head the entire time, required by law to unload the whole clip should they feel even a fraction of Raita’s power above what was recommended by their top art directors.

The man himself was kept in the center of an empty room, a straitjacket and mask keeping him from any movement. He does not draw you see, he wills a design to life on the sheets of paper you bring near him, and so sheet after sheet was filled with the images of anime soldiers of all shapes and sizes, the lovable crew of Squad Seven.

But they underestimated Raita. Just because he was chained down like a dog did not mean he couldn’t find an outlet for the horny. A rookie soldier, the first day on their job, made the mistake of wandering into daydream; specifically a daydream of anime tiddies.

A drop of water in the desert. Raita’s eyes flashed. Lo and behold Selvaria grew torpedo tits larger than her head. The rookie’s eyes were set alight, the walls began to bleed rust, the screams of pain and lust echoing through the nightmares of all who witnessed this forever.

And yet they could not kill him. “Our contract remains intact. ” He protested behind delighted eyes, as the survivors leveled their weapons on his head. “I used none of my own desires to shape Selvaria. Rather, I was only fulfilling the wishes of our dearly departed little friend.”

One day, no soldiers came into the room. Instead, one man approached Raita in the center, a piece of paper in hand.

“Good afternoon. My name is Takashi Takeuchi. I’d like to hire you for our FGO project! ”

Raita watched him with curious eyes as Takeuchi began to undo the straitjacket’s belts.

“What are you doing? ”

“Well how are you supposed to draw anything without hands? ”

Raita smiled.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 06:18

do those spiders prey on squirrels or just our hopes for a brighter future

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:45

ok commonwealth is just a fancy word for state of uk. that is the reason why you guys still have the queen as your queen. your government officials are only in office if the "crown" approves. also one of the queen of englands titles is "Queen of New Zealand" so yes new zealand and the rest of the :commonwealth" states are part of the UK or united kingdom

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 12:08

So since I was 14, I have been attracted to nerdy men, but not because of their genitalia or I want to fuck their genitals, I'm specifically sexually aroused by their thighs after reading about nerds who strangled other men to death with their thighs. I get very aroused at these cases and stories, and 9 years later I feel exactly the same about nerds and their thighs.

I am not the only person to feel this way, there's a subreddit called r/Thighsexual which even has a Discord server dedicated to it. Thighsexual is named after the body part we're turned on by.

So recently I came out to my mother. My mom always thought I was gay and I told my mom I'm not gay so she asked me if I was interested in getting a wife, I said no. She seemed so disappointed and I told her, with tears in my eyes, that I am a Thighsexual. She paused for a moment, replying monotonously with ''what the fuck is that?'' and I explained to her that it means I basically want to fuck the thighs of nerdy men and get strangled by their thighs. She retched and started yelling at me and throwing coat hangers at me, storming out the room and calling me a freak.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 20:05

i dont have autism but i have a friend who knows someone with autism and i guess thats kinda a compkiment right? being told you type like someone an age older than you. XD

Not part of the paste, but we're almost at 1000!!!

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 21:17

  1. I'm the only person that makes my code. I understand it clearly.
  2. It doesn't. When I make oper a char variable, it just executes the "else" clause and then numb3 would be empty.
  3. See 1.
  4. I never studied negative numbers so I don't what happens if I divide a number by negative whatever.
  5. What if somebody with low intelligence doesn't remember to put the "." in?
  6. Fine.

No excuses part: I'm not about to learn advanced algebra just to make somebody happy.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 21:17

Indeed, nonsense is nonsense and yours is not welcome here. Thread locked.

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.