[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (495)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 09:23

This is certainly a reference to Ripple fortified wine, which is no longer available. It was popular for being cheap, strong, and nothing else. I'm assuming at least one of the devs drank an unhealthy amount of the stuff in college, since there is no other reason to have heard of it.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 13:49

Cats contributed more to human history than Norwegians.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 21:34

if you want me to make a new album, steal my ps4 and punch me in the face

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 23:43

Not my proudest fap.

Edit: Actually I take that back.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 09:50

In December, 2015 a glimpse of the standards of Comic LO were brought forward regarding the artwork. Amagappa Shōjogun, a manga artist for the magazine was told to draw more girls that look like 9 year olds as 8 was too young.[6]

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 11:41

KELLY WELLS SQUIRTED ON BY 35 GIRLS IN GIANT OUTDOOR LESBO BUKAKKE PARTY!

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 12:23

This was just broing then crap ps this girl called master system is she some sort of vocalid from hatsune miku

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 19:05

For example, take a step back, breathe deeply, and say “OK, let’s try this again” then turn around and moon her.

10 Name: ((●)トェェェ : 1993-09-8788 01:10

>>3
That just blew my mind

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 06:49

how is yang going to win the iserlohn space jam with only half a team? coach trunicht really has it out for him.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 16:45

I've seen people rub dog shit on their foreheads because they think it brings them extra luck in games.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 18:35

L'auteur de la bite risque gros. ( ••) On peut dire... ( ••)>⌐■-■ ..que maintenant… (⌐■_■) ..Il a les boules.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 20:57

Wrong. You open doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

Alternatively, you sometimes close and lock doors by shooting the control panel with a blaster.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 21:44

I consider memes to be part of a post-truth world. It blurs the difference between truth and fiction.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 02:00

My dog died...

Like if you agree

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8792 06:37

The taste and consistency of this prodcut is perfect. Long gone are the day where you have to stir your gravy granuals only to find there are stills lums! It would be much more convenient if you could just add boiling water to this rather than having to boil on the hob.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 06:58

he owner is very rude and will hound you until you buy something. If you don't buy anything, he's even more rude. I stopped going there because every time one of the other guys would order in my comics, he would intentionally sneak other comics into the bag, would total them up at the register and try to charge me for titles I didn't even know were available. The first time I discovered this while paying, he became defensive and continued to pressure me into buying them, along with the same issues but with variant covers. And he has since tried this more than once. Then there's the non-existent air conditioning in the Summer which leaves much to be desired when you're trying to dig around for your desired titles. And time and time again I haven't been notified of my order coming in, to then be spoken to rudely when I do go in to collect my books. I cannot in good faith recommend this store to anyone, not even for the prices. I found the prices to be much fairer in Melbourne comic book stores. It's a shame, because most of the guys working here do put in the effort yet the owners attitude and actions overshadows the majority of that.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 13:14

I don't like anime so much as I like anime girls. I barely care that cartoons with them exist.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:49

Maybe it will be unintentionally hilarious, kind of like 1970's parody-porno turned up to 11

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 17:35

Dont form too many new synaptic connections―you'll know too much!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 21:02

The Steelers shall be no more. They are now the "Pittsburg Kneelers"

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 22:22

>>22
I know that site, it's the one I come here to get away from

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:39

I miss Japan. Japan is fucking great. No one will steal your shit if you leave it alone. Technology up the asd. And who can forget the old men who will grope you in trains even if you look somewhat remotely feminine. I love Japan.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 14:33

I love Japan roughly, like an abusive husband.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 15:42

if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 19:40

If "nip it in the bud" meant a sex change operation.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 11:31

WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME WITH UNFINISHED KOBOLD SEX COMICS WHY

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 13:58

bro it's the Sturmabteilung that's running around throwing a shitfit over semantics every time someone wants to fap to some cute girls with cocks

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 23:30

The flesh of a donut is succulent and sweet, yet it's cruelty knows no bounds.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 14:26

Self-absorbed asshats are people too.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 22:06

why would you even be on social media if you're an embarrassing subhuman

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 01:40

One guy from ages ago had this whole smug paragraph about how you shouldn't worry if you're not as good as him because he'd, like, ream out your best writing with his amazing cock or something.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 11:46

Londo's abrasive, unpleasant, often repellent personality, and he's (begging pardon in advance to those who are into older, overweight, pasty men with beady eyes and weird-ass hair) ugly as fuck?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 16:40

I'd imagine their ideal partner is a full length mirror.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 08:59

if i could hae one wish in the world it would be to dress up in a japanese army uniform like when they had those little bandages on their legs tiny hats and stalk the streets of seol with arisaka type 99 smashing in their dumb dog skulls with the buttstock

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 01:32

	// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
// PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
// insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
// worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
// that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
// places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
// too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
// that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
// should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
// or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
// Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
// of course, uses all three, and more.
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
// your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
// birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
// at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
// responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
// I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
// me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
// other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
// difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
// was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
// so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
// Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 11:59

I want my life restored, or I want the people who destroyed mine to have theirs taken from them. I don't think this is unreasonable. I deserve compensation or they deserve to die.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:07

After seeing MEL's lewd elves, I tried drawing some too. Elves are erotic.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 15:43

Scary story: my brother threw my cat at me and of course my hand was perfectly positioned so when the cat landed on me my thumb went up it's butthole

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:28

We had a guy submit a resume that included: "I am an expert poofreader.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:34

Having been to Las Vegas I can completely understand why he did this. Fuck that place.

Imagine Saudi Arabia 5 years after Sharia law was abolished but now there is no culture besides vice because all the 89iq pakis completely lack imagination. Now go further and imagine them actively tearing down anything of interests to replace it with more American-style exotic dancers because nobody knows how to have fun in their still socially ultra-conservative culture. Only its America so everyone better do it with a smile, unless it's night when everyone is depressed.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:53

As a lawyer, not all lawyers are dicks. I mean I'm a dick, but not because I'm a lawyer. I became a lawyer just to dick people around more!

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 23:57

Yes, for safety, the land should be partitioned, and they should have separate schools, separate cities, separate states, separate laws, etc. Those whites needs to be placed in a whites-only nation for everybody's safety and security.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 03:37

Why the **** do you guys admit this stuff over the internet?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:32

Animals belong in zoos, where we can tease them, throw popcorn at them, and murder them if they try acting like animals.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:03

Because it's a fictional television show, not a documentary.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 23:35

When i find bugs I write a complaint, put it in a bottle and throw it into the sea. Then i get angry at the devs.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 10:37

Actually this kind of censor seems like it would be easy enough to fix with the smug tool and then a few dotted colorings with the brush tool in Gimp

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 11:54

Education. This is a favorite because it is both a pose -- "see how educated I am, monkey above you other monkeys" -- and a non-solution that involves someone else who can be blamed if it goes wrong. Voters love it for the same reason; the answer to the question "why isn't our children learning?" is always to blame the teachers, the union, the racists, or the fundies, and this never goes anywhere because those groups, while incompetent, are not to blame for the fact that 99% of humanity can be taught only very little and do not want to learn anyway. Inequality thwarts education as an answer, but more importantly, so does genetics. People act as they are bred. This means they must have the genetic raw material to learn and be moral, and this can be refined but not installed where the rudiments are not present. Education is thus a do-nothing "solution" that amounts to a Soviet-style instruction to tell everyone what to do and fail them if they do not agree. Anyone talking about education as a solution is dishonest and probably flamingly stupid inside, no matter how much crap they have memorized on the surface.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 22:01

I've seen the La Monte Young piece live in concert by a dude at my uni. He drove all the way from Belgium to UK, performed 2 hours worth of music including this one and similar. Half the 7 people in the audience left at the interval (concert hall holds 500) and on my way back home after the show I passed him loading a piano back into his van. One of the caster wheels fell off, the piano smashed on the concrete and he screamed while still dressed as a fish (which he was dressed as to perform his final piece). A breakdown if ever I saw one.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 02:10

Joan Riles is a bit more offense-oriented than the defensive Garland, and when she sees a base... she's going to focus on getting to it. That said, pressure can throw her off of her game and will make her start messing up.

She usually doesn't have as good a defensive setup as Garland or Schwartz, so if you can lay on the pressure, she'll usually buckle under it and open herself up for more damaging attacks.

...and that is a sentence that for some reason sounds dirty now that I've typed it.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 11:46

Muta I'm paki, put your cock in my ass so two nations can finally reunite

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 12:03

I would like to thrust my penis inside her sphincter until I am stimulated enough to induce orgasm, then I want to inseminate her anus.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 16:18

There's never been a Steven Universe cumjar situation that I know of, so Bronies are still the worst, sorry.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 17:08

You people are fucking ignorant the Confederate flag as a symbol for this country its a flag that even black American folk fault ubder for their own rights ibswear you fucking idiots should take your assets back to history class

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:57

I'm deaf and I can't hear a difference between FLAC and mp3

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 15:14

If anything Obama is a pseudo-Keith David

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:44

DID YOU KNOW THAT BEES THAT FUCK THE QUEEN JIZZES SO HARD THAT THEY DIE FROM IT AND THE DICK IS PERMANENTLY LODGED IN DUE TO THE EXPLOSION?

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 19:13

エッチ・スケッチ・ワンタッチ

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 21:18

Time we banned high-capacity assault religions like Islam.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 06:50

This is an unusual atmosphere, like an empty room, and from somewhere Miku's voice is heard. Pleasant forum, in general.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:23

It is doubtful. I would cut to 1 point: do not be an asshole. It works for no-assholes, and assholes are not helped by any faq. Life outside the board is also very relevant

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 14:36

I waited 4 hours for a condiment, clearly I am a serious person who shouldn't be laughed at for having nothing better to do.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 20:13

This guy can’t handle criticism, it’s a good thing I can handle sucking cocks. USE BOMBS WISELY!!!

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 22:02

You don’t have to be gay to appreciate huge cocks.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 00:26

You don't have to be gay to appreciate new socks.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:13

Spinning bikes under my genitals while flying through the air is not something on my wishlist

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 01:59

my father is not a pedo he only touches my butt to remove demon dicks from my butt take it back

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8805 08:11

Oh, big time. Sometimes I’ll just type a single letter “H” and get too freaked out about what’s coming next to be able to finish the word.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 00:16

im sorry your anger is so entertaining to so many. but when you get frustrated at a game you start to go loopy and say really strange things its very hilarious.

unless its too much then its stops being funny and i feel your anger

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 08:07

Latex simply doesn't hold up after all those years, and the originals have likely melted into goo long ago. Would you expect a 20yo condom to be still in one piece?

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8806 17:54

{Username Rule is Dumb, Community Very Toxic, and Not Newcomer Friendly at All.}
I entered a username for a post I entered, not knowing I had to write under an "Anonymous" title, like other websites, which is frankly stupid considering other websites like Blogspot can let you choose between Anonymous or your username, and when I defended myself when a user claimed I was "namef@gging/post discarded", I was called "ret@rded/lived in a ret@rd home with ret@rd friends". Need I say any more? I had no interest in arguing with obvious cyberbullies/trolls who are so toxic and unfriendly to newcomers so I quit.

Don't even bother with this website, there's better ones out there to chat on.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 03:32

And QA teams who make sure the dick cages are being made to spec, and dick cage salesmen who convince retailers that Guangdong Industrial Concern Happy Life Co. make the best dick cages in China, and forklift drivers who spent all day shunting palletloads of dick cages around.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 15:46

>>72
I thought for a moment this was about typesetting.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 17:58

I care about the nipple bear a hell of a lot more than any other character on this show, tbf

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 22:21

No,No,I Knew It Was A "Joke" The Whole TIme,What I Was Gonna Say Is....I Was Saying A Joke Aswell

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8807 23:40

National Coming out Day should be Halloween, the day we all make believe.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 00:06

There is nothing fake about dolphin dicks, they are very real.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 21:53

Fun game: when people start talking about bestiality, watch who spells it correctly and who adds an extraneous A. 9 times out of 10 people who spell it correctly are into it in some form.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:35

Hitler did nothing wrong, but Stalin did it better.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 07:35

You literally just said that liking boys isn't gay as long as they're cute. It's the same thing. Traps are still dudes.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 12:02

Yeah you laugh now but guess who you're coming to to beg for knowledge on medicinal herbs and spider venom when your society collapses due to Islam

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8810 15:02

Seriously why don't any of you people have any of you people have any of you people?

It's any of you people. It's any of you people. It's Why don't any of you. It's of you people have any. It's got Why don't any of you people. It has Why don't any of you people have any of you people. It has no people. It has a Why don't any dedicated to of you people. It could be the Why game you've all been whining for, and yet

none of you people have you people.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:14

Honestly, I am actually pro-EU. By the skin of my fucking teeth, I am there. But having witnessed them do fuck all in the face of these human rights abuses I am left wondering what the fuck is actually the point in the European Union. Because it's no longer even intellectually anti-fascist, it's just a shit version of NATO with tits and a common market.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 11:27

And this is how you get that plastic foil of your game case and that really good so good in fact water bottles cum palm trees till there headphones are dry!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:29

Why is that eicon "rapebeast" it looks like he's stoned off his balls.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 13:38

I cooked half a pack of beans with some veggies and meat, thinking it'd make a nice lunch.
It's been 4 days, there is no end in sight. When are those beans going to run out, I'm tired of eating beans every day, god damn it.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 07:02

Wait overwatch is set around 2070 right? By then muslims will be majority of the british population. As far as I know homosexuality or women who are not covered are not acceptable in islam. So I'm very surprised that tracer is an open homosexual in her own country as it wouldn't make realistic sense given the current demographic data at our current disposal. She would be stoned or imprisoned hands down in 2070 England. Maybe tracer fled her country to join overwatch due to persecution. I mean lets be realistic here. TBH im surprised tracer is even white british as they would probably be blended out of existence by 2070 all things considered now that i think about it.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 13:39

The Devil is bored and wants to have an orgy. Oh, and Calderoni gets molested by a giant spider. You'll be bored too.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8812 17:04

Who else farts under the covers in bed then purposely suffocates them self with the noxious stench?

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8812 22:01

I don't know about J&J, but pure baby powder is made from ground babies (knock-off varieties are made with sky babies).

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 02:48

>>89
Sinusoidal growth is much more common than exponential, especially when it comes to population. It's much more likely than Muslims become liberal than vice versa, because Western secular democratic capitalism gets things done better than whatever the fuck Pakistan is doing.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 10:39

Why must I expose my kids to all these sexy trains?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 11:16

Your family would though, your estranged aunt and uncle would come forward, mourning the loss of your fat ass. :(

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 16:23

Too much drinking transparent milk tea will turn your milk into transparent. Once you get transparent milk, you never be able to make your babies. Be careful.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 21:15

Mediocre intellects sometimes long to be considered great intellects. We have an entire pseudopolitics which teaches the mediocre they can become smarter if they just become neurotically hysterical about every damn thing.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 02:50

Hillary Clinton may not be entirely truthful with us sometimes.

There, I said it. I hate even writing those words. It's like uttering a mutating blasphemy against the righteous solidity of what we take to be reality.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 03:55

KYS: kill yourself, used by trolls who are somewhat shy and do not want to spell out the entire words out

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8815 17:20

"Cum fume sniffer liked your tweet"

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:13

bloody jews man, cant find good help here anymore without some waschowski this or that lawyer, le sigh these pyramids dont build themselves

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 08:17

Are you actually raising money or are you just raising awareness? Last I checked everyone was already aware of breast cancer. It has both tits and death in it. It's the medical equivalent of game of thrones.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8816 21:51

Star Trek should be all "PSHHHHHH" and "B'YUUuuu", none of this "gwib gwib gwib gwib" amiright?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:57

hell yeah, this is super transcendent an’ sheeit! I deny any inherent values and only live thru experience… of drinking beer! Since there is no inherent values I make my own: drinking beer and masturbating in kfc are the noblest ideals of man!!

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 00:59

sex download virus

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:55

Who wants to watch faggots man handles each other. WWE calls it a wrestling match, what it really is is gay foreplay.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 13:58

5 GOOD REASONS I AM GLAD I AM NOT A PENIS

  1. You're bald your whole life.
  2. You have a hole in your head.
  3. Your neighbors are nuts.
  4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
  5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8817 15:57

If humans can't see air but can see water, can fish see air but can't see water?

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 00:02

That'll get rid of 'em. There is nothing gypsies respect more than international treaties and the rule of law.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8818 01:18

>>106 It's funny because they don't call it a wrestling match. Even though it's "World Wrestling Entertainment", the word "wrestling" is banned in the WWE, so are other wrestlingy words like calling a title a "belt".

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 00:38

The This is one of those words that comes to us from the Yiddish language. Like in your example, it means butt or bottom. As for spelling, I find several in different sources, including tuckus, tuchas, tuches, tokhes, tochus, tuchis, and toches. Tokhes seems to be the most common in Yiddish sources, with tuckus seemingly more frequent in goyim references.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8819 05:39

He plays a gay guy in an episode of Frasier. I was really jealous. I admit it, I'm gay for Patrick Stewart.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 00:26

Maybe he's despondent that no game can offer him a challenge, to help him know his limits. Travelling the globe and hitting every machine, no matter the game or condition of the cabinet, hoping to find one that will put up a fight. Game after game, location after location, he is doomed to succeed, expressing his grief and anguish in the only way he knows how: AAA.
What resolve this player has, to carry this burden and yet still continue the hunt.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 17:49

It's called Moronto for a reason.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8824 20:52

we're a bunch of retards that can't maintain one single serious thread without bullshittin or insults you fag

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:40

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117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 04:47

>>116 I think I recognize this bot

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 20:19

Hentai anatomy strikes back.

But hey, maybe getting a dick shoved into your lungs feels good. Who knows?

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 05:28

OrdinayNight w/ Mutahar (18+) It was a normal Wednesday night I was sitting in my room reading when I felt something touch my shoulder. I looked over and saw Mutahar from my favorite Youtube channel SomeOrdinayGamers. "M-muta! What are you doing here?" "shh," Mutahar said in a quiet voice, "I'm here to fuck your anus" I was shocked. Mutahar, my favorite Youtuber, is in my house and he wants to fuck me in the ass! This is an opportunity that I simply can't say no to. "Yes Muta fuck me in the asshole" "ohh boi" he said excitedly. He then fucked me in the anus for 1.5 hours, he fucked me so hard my anus was split into two. Just before he came inside my ass he shouts "I'M MUTAHAR ANUS!". My dad then busted into my room and saw Mutahar. Mutahar then flew out of my window and was never seen again. I am now pregnant with his child. THE END

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 07:22

I want to butter your bald chin with my cum. Is that ok?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 13:34

It’s historical fiction but overall the events are accurate.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 16:28

>So...with Greece at 92 IQ, my country is screwed...right?

Nah, that's probably just the IQ they're reporting to the tax office

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8826 22:14

I have no idea what this video is about, but I comment swiftly because I don't get enough attention from Jesus.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8827 09:08

I remember when someone requested In The End by Linkin Park at a karaoke bar and then proceeded to sing All Star over it while cracking up constantly it was the best thing to happen in a bar ever

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:13

Now Andy Dick is accused of sexual harassment?? Wow, it's always the guy you'd least expect

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8831 22:36

How about remix/cover/rearrangement/etc?
Cover and remix are avaliable on yutube and no one in hurry to delete it and give ban with subpoena to uploader.
But sometime I find videe with annotations like "Audio track "Paganini-Caprice no.24" was deleted due the right holder's request". Who is that mystery right holder?
Violinist which play it?
Sound studio which record it?
Relative of Paganini?
Paganini itself in the, a little rotten, flesh?

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 13:30

"A long time ago in a suspiciously Mexican-Japanese town, two strangers came to trade lead, samurai steel, and a whole lot of death.."

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 17:37

If children’s movies aren’t traumatizing they are no good.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 02:35

Thanks for the medical advice, random guy on a masturbation website.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 20:12

My folks didn't tolerate that kind of shit either and it baffles me when I see couples just let the kids run around like raped apes without so much as a word of discipline.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 12:26

People want to believe the government is all powerful so they can blame their life on something else out of their control.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 16:38

A great solution for gun control: let's take all the guns away from the good guys!
Do you see the problem or do you want me to keep going?!
Logic... destroyed.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 20:49

>>132 ??? There are no good guys

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 21:29

Your penis is a hidden swastika.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8835 18:54

When you go to the dentist to get your teeth cleaned, does it feel like someone just raped your mouth? It was weird having someone else poking through your mouth, their gloved hands holding strange metallic tools that looks mildly sinister. Having someone else's hands in your mouth in weird enough but in this case they are in control and you are in a submissive position. Maybe it was because I haven't been to the dentist for around 4 years, I dunno.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:54

Whats so wrong with saying Nebraska?

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 12:59

I think you're confused, nigger is a word, racism is a now-incoherent Marxist concept which mostly describes ordinary human behavior. This has not caused a rise in something the left has insured no longer has a sensible definition.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 13:09

>>137 *ensured, dunderheads trying to sound smart are the funniest!

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 18:07

Lies, based on my source (TMNT) ninjas were trained murdering teenage turtles that love pizzas

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 21:30

Whenever I see a celebrity name trending, I play a little game: Dead or Rapist?

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:05

how Belgian it is to have a statue of a naked boy as its most famous landmark

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8836 22:46

Lol. God forbid a guy tells you about his new book on a platform designed from the ground up for self promotion

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 15:16

Absolutely agreed, I stumbled across several volumes of this series earlier this year, looking for some Lovecraft audiobooks for road trips, and, while they’re generally excellent, “Rats in the Walls” had me beating my head every time time “Mr. Blackman” was mentioned. If you’re not familiar with the story you would not notice the change to the cat’s name, but if you’re familiar with this story, as I am, it really grates on you after a while.

Although there is plenty of evidence for Lovecraft as a racist, the name of the cat is really not the smoking gun in the matter. The cat in this story was named after a cat Lovecraft had as a child in the 1890’s, when the name, although still racist, would have been much less unusual than it seems today. It is important to take it in that context, and as a product of the time, and should not have been censored from the recording.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 19:30

I have the rumbling tummy to.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 23:50

We all know that the moment you cross the M25 boundary, the area transforms into a colourful hellscape, with Sharia law thugs patrolling outside Tescos mugging anyone who buys non-halal meat, BLM protests blocking every street, South Asians cooking curry on top of wheelie bin fires, and no seats on the tube only prayer carpets. Breitbart tells me they're even renovating Big Ben and Westminster Palace into Mosques.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 19:32

Go get bit on the dick by a radioactive spider, become spider dick & choke everyone with your spider silk.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 16:51

Wouldn't be a New York Times story without the cultural-Marxist sex-and-race bean counting.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 19:14

It was a great morning revelation for his heir though. The best part of waking up was seeing Fjölnir in his cup.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 20:54

>>145
They're actually renaming it "Massive Mohammed"

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 04:06

To improve your venture I would suggest investing in razors, and introducing them to your models.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8842 15:30

These family dinners tend to be hosted by conservatives because we took out mortgages, not student loans.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 01:03

Yeah slightly taller Jawa and Blue Snaggle Tooth from Sears Catalog Exclusive playset are GREAT STUFF.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 22:26

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Do You Like My Car?
Deja vu

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 21:56

Reminds me of the old joke about the nigger who got diarrhea for the first time and thought he was melting.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 14:54

I testify by the power invested in me by the governor of california that this site is no longer alive

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 15:47

Not enough yodel. Bart, we are on a similar plane. Not the same but similar. I think the difference is this is your job where I have a different job but need yodeling to keep me going. I really love your posts....I am so envious that you find them before me. But thankful. I think you are my adversary and friend in finding yodels.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 16:59

>>Chanukah is not the Jewish Christmas.

Sorry, I know you're a rabbi and all, but we have been informed differently by every single post-1990 television show ever broadcast.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:30

>>i am a deadly weapon

Breath doesn’t count.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 23:44

If there are two things all Brits are sorry about, it's Piers Morgan and Belgium.

captcha: spain

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 09:26

  1. Satire.
  2. Peter Dinklage was like 12 when this song was released.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 20:50

This reminds me a lot of an anecdotal story one of my professors told me from his time working at NASA.

His team was working on running simulations of long-distance manned spaceflight. In particular, the goal of their simulations was to determine an algorithm that would optimally allocate food, water, and electricity to 3 crew members. The decided they would try running a genetic algorithm with the success criteria being that one or more crew members would survive for as many days as possible before resources ran out.

It started off fairly predictably– 300 days, 350 days, 375 days of survival. Then fairly abruptly, the algorithm shot up to around 900 days of survival. The team couldn’t believe it! They were fairly pleased at the 375 day survival results as it was.

As they started digging into how this new algorithm worked, they discovered a small problem. The algorithm had arrived at a solution wherein it would immediately withhold food and water from two of the crew mates, causing them to die from starvation and dehydration. From there, it would simply provide the surplus remaining resources to the surviving crew member.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:10

  1. Library that returns nothing on success and throws an exception on error (Java)
  2. Library that returns #t on success and (values #f error-message) on error (Go)
  3. Library that returns #t on success and #f on error with an extra get-last-error function (faggot)
  4. Library that lets you choose from the first or second options using a parameter or #:error-mode option (overkill)

Rubber ducking helped me choose, thanks dokyuns!

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:11

>>162
Shit, I thought this was the current thoughts thread

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 12:53

Even though they used the very same 32×32 pixel grid and black and white colour scheme, they were far cry from subtlety and elegance of Macintosh icons.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 16:34

Nations are people. Nations are genetic. Nations are tribes. Nations are neither propositions nor geography nor political constructs.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 13:20

Fuck you faggot. The crab walk let's you maneuver around your enemy and keep him in your sight at all times. It is an unbeatable defensive stance that gives you total mastery of the terrain which you'll find out when I go to your house and use it to kick your ass.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:17

>>162
Library that aborts core system programs on failure due to fundamentally wrong OS design choices (glibc on malloc failure due to overcommit)

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 18:29

As I said similarly elsewhere, they are welcome to marry an anemic midget if they want to strike a blow for equality.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 21:03

Dayorder NPR 2017.11.30 ++ungood. Ref unperson. rewrite fullwise.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:54

It's a little known fact that deer "freeze" in headlights because their pathfinding bugs out and the animation system stops updating until the process times out and resets. Fainting goats have a bug in their 'surprise' logic that just falls through to their equivalent of a T pose. Cats queue their wandering algorithm while pooping, so they run really fast to catch up to where they're supposed to be afterwards.

Also the universe is very compressible because you really only need to store the chain of causality, and most of that can just be simulated in the aggregate when needed. A curious consciousness with the ability to travel and observe really spikes storage requirements, though, so the sim discourages that behavior in increasingly strict ways. Ultimately anti-intellectualism is the cosmic equivalent of a cap on the size of your network storage.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 21:54

>>170
Foggy days are just the result of a reduced draw distance

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 23:23

One of the things I've been noticing a lot of people saying is that there are things in Canada called "ethnic enclaves" where old stock Canadians feel like they are being pushed out by a minority group. Some have gone so far as to claim that they cannot even get service their own language in places like Richmond, Brampton, Saskatoon and Whitehorse.

I decided to spend a week in Canada's largest and most prominent ethnic enclave.

The first striking thing is that the minute in entered this place, not only did the street signs change languages, they actually changed in design as well. You knew when you entered into this ethnic enclave for sure. Often times, the street name was changed to something else entirely which didn't even resemble the native language.

I spoke with some people in the area and learned that through certain legal loopholes, many people in the area are able to send their kids to schools that exclusively educate them in their mother tongue. And it goes to as high as university because while they are a minority, in universities they make up the defacto majority and are able to get the schools to accommodate them. Whenever I entered a restaurant they'd greet me in their own language first, assuming that I spoke it. Sometimes I couldn't even get well known Canadian staples like pork. There were some restaurants that were entirely free of meat entirely! Clearly, living in the Toronto bubble has blinded me to the scourge of multiculturalism. I didn't realize how the white English minority of Montreal had carved out such a large ethnic enclave for themselves in Westmount to the exclusion of the rest of Quebec. As I walked out and saw Dorchester sign turn into Rene Levesque, I collapsed onto my knees and wept for the future of Canada.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 11:11

>>172
Actually that’s horrible.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 11:55

>>173
Sounds more like a joke

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 18:57

>>173
It's a joke, he's talking about Quebec, the Provence where the first language is French since it was settled by France in the colonial era.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:18

UPDATE ON THIS

PART OF MY BEDROOM CEILING CAVED IN AND A KITTEN FELL OUT OF IT AND WE’RE KEEPING HIM WE’VE NAMED HIM ASBESTOS

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:54

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 01:17

Canada does seem to be uniformly horrible these days.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 19:25

Never underestimate the raw destructive power of a butterfly.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 22:38

no the only appropriate engine swap for a pt cruiser is a hand grenade.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 10:39

It's strange, but I think de facto comments elevate the video in a way. We live in a strangely empathetic cyberdystopia where people willingly watch other people consume media (film commentary, video game let's plays). Probably the greatest contribution to the Western canon America ever made was in the form of sitcom laughing tracks--"canned laughter". You probably know what I'm talking about. In a way, it's relieving, the canned laughter. Why? Because the audience laughs on your behalf. It let's you experience that piece of media passively as though you were actively involved; the interplay between audience and media is consummate. YouTube comments are just a logical continuation of that in which that aspect of American media is crowdsourced.

Don't follow? Think about it this way: you watch a video and you see something that you disagree with like a political opinion. You go into the comments and you give your own perspective. Don't you feel relieved afterwards? Doesn't it feel good? Most people are satisfied if someone else does it on their behalf--the key word there is some people. You think all those people writing duplicate comments don't see that their own opinion is echoed in one of the top comments? They do, but they need that relief. And other people will respond to that comment feigning ignorance because they themselves want to reenact the conversation and feel that same release. It's an unspoken but ever-present cycle of continued gratification.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 18:48

There’s always that “rent is too damn high” guy.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 18:54

The egg is really a marvel of evolution.

Did you know that while we all think of egg shells as brittle things that are prone to breakage, it is in fact impossible to crush an egg with the strength of just one hand when your hand is extended directly over your head? Because of the shape, putting an egg in your hand and then lifting your hand so that the egg is right over your head makes it impossible to crush a raw egg. Seriously. Set up a camera and film yourself trying it.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 19:58

Just remember: "Pasteurized process cheese food" isn't for people. It is intended to be fed to cheese.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 23:35

Cool city girl from COOLSVILLE USA where the sun never sets.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 11:25

Cute futa girl who looks oddly like Nico gets molested by a bunch of shitposters and then bangs her mom.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 04:21

I remember being in jr. high listening to this and beating off in my bed on a Friday night. Now years later I'm old, and I'm listening to this beating off in my bed on a Friday night.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:55

That audio of when they were crashing. That was pretty creepy. I bet it was scary for them too. Great narration bro XD

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 16:49

Instructions unclear, got shot dead by an angry cop.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:25

As a member of the Colonel's Club, you can feast your eyes on our bangin’ new bucket GIFs before anyone else.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 18:13

Well, this guy was turned into hamburger helper pretty quickly....

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 04:45

What's the point of calling it Senna if you don't die driving it?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 19:34

If black college students want segregation it must be good for all blacks.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 09:58

Communists wrong marx john locke mises libertarianism. Test for bot.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 00:59

so update since i posted this i became friends with the person who made it and yesterday i was like ‘i stole a meme from you that ended up getting like 90k notes on tumblr sorry’ and she just shot back ‘it’s all good memes are communist and should be shared with the masses’ and honestly? iconic

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 04:30

e: also the DBZ shit about Last Order is what makes Last Order totally fuckin' rule, it has cyberpunk vampires who do Vampire Karate for fuck's sake

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 05:13

The phylactery is all that remains of the master of Goodburger. Your better judgment dictates that you destroy the phylactery, preventing the lich from ever reforming. Thankfully, you seldom listen to that internal voice of reason.

Someone at Nickelodeon will pay you hugely for this artifact. Who cares if Kel'Thuzad regenerates to full power?

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 00:20

Depends. If they were both virgin,
"Aw heck honey, let's just wait until we get married. Nothing to it."

If at least one of them is NOT a virgin.
"Please, just touch it!"
"No!"
"Just one time... See how you like it."
"I said no!"

If both of them are non-practicing virgins.
thump
thump
thump

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 01:47

Craig A. Hunter, a mechanical/aerospace engineer now running an iOS/Mac app development company, writes, “The nearest comparable shipping 27-inch iMac I configured was $3699 but with a greatly inferior CPU and graphics chipset, four fewer cores, and other disadvantages across the board. So in that context, spending another $1300 to get into an iMac Pro is a no brainer.”

200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8872 02:43

Further to this thread, I just did my plod gimp mask course and a question bubbles to the surface.

When I was a lickle squaddy, the nice man waved some gubbins around the outside of my mask and told me if I could smell peardrops, I was told to tighten the straps. This was in S6 and S10 days, I now drive an Avon FM10 I think, looks like an S10...

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 12:56

Being able to stretch and squish things is rather nice

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:33

they said that in order to get a promotion, he'd have to see caesar in the afterlife, but then they said caesar approved the war academy... is caesar alive or dead?

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:57

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 17:13

I don't worry about net neutrality because I already died when Trump pulled out of the Paris accords and because of tax reform.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 21:50

I'm a genius, but only ironically
whenever I try to use my powers for anything other than shitposting or arguing against net neutrality it's like my IQ drops 50 points

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 23:22

i hope he gets bullied to the day of his death about the shut up wesley thing

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 13:41

In an effort to comfort disturbed minors, eyeballs do not pop like soap bubble. It's tougher than skin and it takes a knife to open it.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 18:59

The humourous fact is, when looked at from an objective perspective, you want to root for the First Order. They are organized, disciplined, fit, and civilized. The Rebels, by contrast, are a rag-tag bunch of disorganized whiny buffoons with whiny leadership that can barely win a single battle.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 21:19

>>208

>my opinions are objective fact

It's very rare for audiences in general not to root for the rag-tag bunch, and if you value discipline over whininess then I can't wait for you to see Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEn. (Not necessarily you, but whoever posted it originally)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8874 08:15

"You aren't Americans either." His voice grew angry and a little deeper. "There isn't one of you, not a God-damned one, that owns a designer sheet. Or a set of matched towels. You don't wear anybody's jeans, and you don't jog. You're shit. You're just shit."

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 00:40

#metoo is pronounced "pound me too"

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:58

-Snoke was a joke

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 03:44

One Thai ladyboy hooker doesnt make you queer.

10 or 12 maybe.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 07:21

Maybe next time consider not mounting the camera on a paint shaker. A brilliant lecture nonetheless.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 10:50

mindless shitposting is having a tantrum when something doesn't go your way and flooding a thread with pictures of your fat hands stabbing phone books

chefs choice is quite a bit better than the average pull thru device and cooks illustrated rated it very highly

it's not something I'd buy for myself but 98% of home cooks would be far better served with a CC than with bench stones. you obviously have lots of phone books attacking you IRL and I am sure you need daily reprofiliing on your Battle Ready CPM M1911 Crucible Assault Tanto but most people are just chopping onions and shit, so they only need to sharpen every once in a while

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 15:15

tfw you'll never feel froppy's tongue down your esophagus

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 22:50

Those 8-track tapeworms were the worst!

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8878 22:59

If Trump wants to decimate North Korea he should cut their taxes.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 10:53

it happens to explain both why people don't buy wards and why we can't address climate change

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 11:06

I don't think I can fully represent all 3.5 billion owners of testes, but I'll do my best.
Firstly testes only produce sperm, which is a small percentage of the total volume of ejaculant
IIRC 4 organs contribute to the fluid with the seminal vesicle making up about 3/4 of the total.
So there aren't great volumes of liquid sloshing about, like milk in a churn being turned into butter.

In writing it is mostly used to indicate virility, much like excessive cum or excessive viscosity of cum.
It may also be used to indicate response to stimuli if the subject is being uncommunicative [as gentlemen are want to be] or as a prelude to orgasm
You could consider it analogous to cervical tenting

This brings me on to the one sliver of truth that can be found in this. If rather than the contents of the testes churning it is viewed that they are moving around in the scrotum this does occur, if rarely.
During ejaculation the scrotum can experience a series of contractions in time with the muscle contraction that cause each spurt. Prior to this there can occasionally be a number of preparatory spasms, the status of the prostate preventing these becoming an ejaculation. But even if you are trying to keep the guy on the edge this will not last long and will have the level of coordination of a death spasm.

There is one more technique that may produce this, don't try this at home as you will get punched.
When the testes are particularly low hanging [ they like to be 2C cooler than the body so move away to cool off]
Tap the cremaster muscle which controls the distance from the body it will spasm and you can get the testes to do a little dance.
Having been on the receiving end I can confirm it is very annoying and will lead to an ache that lasts for hours.

Hopefully you will have found this the first useful piece of mansplaining you have received.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 16:57

I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm just trying to be old fashioned

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 17:13

WORSE than communism?

Did I miss the hundreds of millions of dead people piling up out here in flyover country somewhere?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 22:11

The full list of actions that Boba Fett took in the original trilogy that had an effect on the plot:

x made a phonecall
x fedexed the hansicle to jabba
x fell in a sand butthole and died

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 10:35

It’s been postulated that this universe is a simulation, running somewhere on an ultra-powerful computer, and we’re objects inside of it, reacting endlessly to stimuli, interacting in unpredictable ways to create emergent behavior surprising or entertaining to those running the simulation. Shine a bright light on an amoeba, and it moves. Let humans develop the technology to turn oil into plastic, and we create Bratz, and heart valves, and CigarzUp, and seatbelts, and dildos, and Nintendos. They’re taking screenshots of us, getting run over by buses, sucking the cherry from a combination weed-pipe-coffee-mug into our lungs, thrashing around as we scream. At least someone, somewhere, is getting something out of all of this.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 12:14

>>224 I have thought about this a lot for a long time, and getting a job at a game studio making small changes and regenerating game worlds a thousand times convinces me more

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 17:35

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 18:09

I’m always amused that whenever I come across a post that critiques Tumblr on Tumblr, there’s always that reply by somebody about it’s common for autistic people to do this or a reply by someone who thinks it’s a good idea to list autism listed on their profile.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8880 22:26

Back in my day, God was a watchmaker.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 01:34

Hard to take someone like that seriously. I mean everyone knows that dragons are reptiles and frogs are amphibians. Sheesh.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8881 04:19

I knew a girl like that in college ;)

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8882 19:42

The continuing saga of those plucky guys that buckled down and went along with whatever the purple haired people wanted

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8883 20:45

before the great leap forward people thought it was actually impossible to have a famine in all of china at once

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8883 20:51

I know none of you fuckers have a job. Go step outside and take a breath of fresh air every now and then.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8884 12:46

Remove wire racks and place aluminum pan on bottom of oven and then preheat to 150ºF.

Hold head inside oven for 8-10 minutes or until golden brown. Take care to not touch sides of oven.

Liquid wax should pour from ears and collect in pan.

Make festive sculpture from wax and sell on eBay or give as gift.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 06:32

I don't even know what order the months go in.

#NEET
#floorshitter

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 15:26

Just die already white man, but fix my car first.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8886 21:56

I think rape has gotten a bad reputation because nowadays, it's mainly immigrants who do it. Most people find that undesirable, so it kinda ruins the whole experience.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 02:04

i wish the internet was still weird

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8887 20:57

shit just got hyperreal

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8888 01:38

Dude what the fuck you can't just post this masterpiece at 7 AM, I haven't even had my breakfast yet

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 03:35

Wow! This sounds just like something you'de fine in DDR! I dig this!

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 04:49

Didja hear about the guy who tried a do-it-yourself sex change?

He couldn't pull it off.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8889 15:14

I've been thinking about diversifying so I can profit from both sides of the aisle.

ConAgra (Orville Redenbacher's) for the people being entertained.

Pfizer (Preparation H) for the people dealing with perpetual butthurt.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 23:09

I can speak from experience when I say you don't NEED to get your stomach pumped when consuming glowstick liquid

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8891 21:17

There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 20:02

Oh, i forgot.... What happened to mules used in the wars? And the donkeys? And guard dogs as a support regiment for MP? Please also add some skinpack for german shepards.

I'm kinda glad I haven't bought this game yet, despite the huge discount. I'll still wait for the $1 bundle in a couple of months, and a good mod that removes all this nonsense...

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8892 21:41

Obongo go back to Congo

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 04:54

soundtrack for a lazy sunday summer evening in your scruffy room drinking something lukewarm browsing pixiv and thinking this is the best your life will ever get and being fine with it

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 07:01

Why is your entire feed unforgivable pervert porn?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 13:08

You have the shittiest taste of anyone who has ever walked this planet. You deserve to swim in this shit lake forever.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 15:51

Obama go back to Alabama

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8893 16:00

If you die i'm gonna punch you really hard in the tummy.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 11:04

“Think” less, runs the slouching new sign of the times. “Feel” more.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 13:18

in spite of learnning English every day, my dream that watching american movies without subtitle are long way to go.
and the saddest thing is that speaking in English is much more diffcult than listenning or reading english.
everytime i try to speak and make sentenses in english, words are running away from my head.
it's like i'm a butterfly catcher and words are flying away from me in to the blue sky.
and English grammar is also my nightmare which is completly different from japanese one.
the hardest part is how to deal with the time. past tense, future tense, present tense, confusing me.
when i talk about some story to someone, my characters break time barrier easly. like time traveler.
so that even the easy storys like my grandma going shopping to supermarket turn into a Science Fiction

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8896 19:01

I dunno man, reading some of the stuff that's come out since then makes me think, yeah, he was definitely a chomo.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8897 22:16

No, I don't think we'll be revising history to make you look better.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8898 17:02

spray-painting [DQN] on the interstate overpass

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 08:07

If it weren't for jazzy nonsense words I would have killed myself in 2013.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 11:33

Some folk have poop knives, some folk have piss jars, some folk have cum boxes. Takes all kinds to make the world go round.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:33

Donald Trump ‘shithole’ talk dey make people ginger

Plenty reactions up and down dey follow US President Donald Trump talk wey im refer to Haiti, and El Salvador and Africa as shithole countries.

Washington Post, CNN, Politico and other tori people bin broadcast say for inside private meeting wey im do with lawmakers on Thursday on top migration mata, im say “why we dey allow all dis people from shithole country to come here?”

But Trump don deny say im talk dat kain thing.

Dis talk generate plenty reaction as some Africa people talk dia mind for di mata on top social media.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 05:20

>Why the fuck did Admiral Bitchface not tell him her plan? Did she think he was a spy?

I was expecting there to be a "there's a spy on board" subplot. I even thought they were suggesting it by the way the camera focused in on on of the bridge crew's face. But the film conjured up all genius of the current year and cleverly subverted my expectations that characters would have reasons for doing things.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 16:07

i can not remember the last time when i accidentally stepped on some solid waste, either of animals or of humans.
the older i get, the more often i look downwards when walking/jogging outside.
that is why i can manage to avoid stepping on it but on the other hand,
i feel i need to be more confident about myself and look forward all the time.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 17:26

[Julian] Assange's life sounds like mine and I haven't even committed a crime.

Cry me a river.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 20:42

Alas, the soft power dividend went unmilked.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 01:00

Australiandebtclock gdp 21:59 $1,720,212,220,000 gdp rise $111,427,000 for the last 24hrs,ADC population 24,750,794 rose 1,167 in 24hrs

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 11:35

It's time to seriously consider eugenics again, surely mankind deserves better than the current crop of laundry detergent munching retards.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 13:05

I got your topic right here!
grabs dick

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 20:47

I checked my privilege. Turned out it was my IQ.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 17:36

what a bout tripcodes

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 19:02

I'm 31. My 30 year old roommate uses this shit IRL and it is really embarrassing. I mean, I get it, we're wayward, unmarried losers renting an apartment together, but is talking like a radical teenager really the best way to overcompensate for this? It's just depressing.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 00:59

I could probably cook a side dish out of the overflowing bitterness of this article.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8908 22:31

mopping up cum is below her pay grade, she's an officer, a trained soldier in starfleet and she can wrestle you into submission with her strong negroid arms

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 16:38

I wouldn't be surprised if Metallica saw this and got real pissed off 'cause they got their asses kicked by a naked white dog strumming a guitar whose strings he can't even reach.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 18:44

I insisted on eating here, because I always liked their ribs. Last night, I complained about how tough the meat is. I have been waiting for an explanation but waiters didnt even bother to update me. Upon paying the bill, i told the waiter "nagcomplain ako na sobrang tigas ng ribs nyo, nakaabot ba sa kitchen nyo?" "Ay yes maam, alam na ng kitchen. natagalan daw sa oven" or something like that. Alam na pala nila na they made a bad batch of ribs but still, they served it to us. I am super disappointed, and this happened on valentines day! </3

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 12:32

SEA mexicans

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 07:00

all relationships are a power struggle to establish dominance sorry im an aries lmao

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 22:48

i see people talking about art of philosopoie on here and  i have a realy strong urge to lash out and punch something like i see people talking about cant and neitchie and i feel my blood preassure amping up to 100 and i feel an innate and primal urge to harm something like i want to go chace a deer down over miles of fucking sprawling savannah and smap its fucking neck yknow like i want to find where these people live and chace them through downtown manhatten in a fucking loiuloth and spear them in the middle of wall street 

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 07:43

oh man this makes me wanna fucking kill myself, but i'm gonna masturbate instead

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:48

I’ve dreamed of this man it was a night mare it was I had a gun and I was shooting him strait in the head but he didn’t die then blood started dripping from his head then he said “pain feels good” then I woke up I feel scared and he was wearing suit.i have never saw this guy and anyone who looks like him.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 00:44

>Just .. wow. Star Trek spergs really are the worst, how do some of you even wipe your own assholes


Thoroughly, and notes will be taken to make sure that all further shits will be in continuity.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 10:50

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 20:08

After having a baby, I find it much easier to deal with leftists.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 18:45

When this thing re-enters the atmosphere everyone better disco duck.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 18:48

Why are american girls such rancid, dumb whores? All of them are the same. Honestly I used to love America pre 2012, but it's all gone down the fucking shitter.

285 Name: jeff : 1993-09-8914 20:01

my name is jeff

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 03:23

A great example of Grade A virtue signaling, the mating call for someone trying to bed the notorious blue haired manatee.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 15:30

it's usually better to just keep your head down and think of the world as beyond saving

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:06

They have been publicly exposed as highly politicized, intellectually fraudulent do-nothings instead of the smart, productive, 21st-century rocket scientists they consider themselves to be.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:45

Every Blade storyline

>vampires!
>young hero: wtf vampires are real
>seasoned hero: ya forgot to mention that
>blade appears: yo i'm blade came to your city hunting so and so vampire
>then they defeat the vampires

It's one of those characters Marvel is forced to publish a story with every one in a while to maintain the IP rights for another decade

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 00:29

I found today’s Google Doodle a bit overt, but that’s sort of in keeping with the Larry Page Era’s organizational focus, culture of design and rampant Christianity.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 17:30

No doubt about it -- we're all born naked, helpless, and ignorant. In other words, socialists.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 19:36

Why did the planet butt poop out a star?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 04:10

Kennedy's really knocking this speech over the bridge...

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 05:51

what if the real putin was the friends we made along the way

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 03:59

its ok when mouth breathing kfc gobbling apes mutter this kind of nonsense but when real people say it I get concerned

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 17:56

I embraced the barbarism of today's neo-gnostic revolt against materiality when I moved my thousands of pounds books for the third time and realized I could have just thrown a thumb drive in my suitcase instead.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8921 19:35

Fuck it. Let's make this omelette.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 01:27

Amen. Everyone here needs to grow the fuck up, and realize that Polish trap music is what people with an IQ of 175 and above are listening to.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 18:39

“William Jennings Bryan the saint! The power of Christ compels him!” Sylas was beside himself. There he was, the great orator before him, upon that majestic Chicago altar, resplendent and magnificent in all his heavenly glory.

“You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies!” Yes, yes! Preach it William! “Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country!”

Sylas was shaking with nearly unbridled enthusiasm. How long he had followed his savior! How far he had traveled from the fields of Nebraska, where he first heard the Great Commoner speak his heavenly truth, to this… this Great Hall, laden in dove white, bloody crimson and heavenly blue. Oh, dear God! Lost in his own thoughts he was missing the Peerless Leader’s words!

“Therefore, we care not upon what lines the battle is fought. If they say bimetallism is good but we cannot have it till some nation helps us, we reply that, instead of having a gold standard because England has, we shall restore bimetallism.” Bimetallism! Of course! The key to prosperity. The path to godliness! Sylas’s ashen fields would again burst in abundance, row after row of vigorous corn crop and plump milk cows. Mary would return. And the children… heavenly father above the children! But wait! Listen. The racket of rain pours down upon this altar’s great roof as proof the Orator's word’s carry God’s full weight.

“If they dare to come out in the open field and defend the gold standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world!” Fight the bastards! Satan’s demons roamed freely upon God’s ripe green earth, nothing was clearer. They laughed in their asphalt sewers and mocked the righteous American as he toiled doing the Lord’s great work. Sylas clenched his teeth and seethed with the desire for ferocious retribution. And suddenly like an answer above God’s thunder tore with heavy cracks and crashes and a fissure appeared in the ceiling, raining down plaster and water as if sent from heaven.

“Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a gold standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns.” William Jennings Bryan, the Silver Knight of the West, the Boy Orator, raised his arms as he spoke like Jesus in holy crucifixion, as if to welcome the falling timbers of the Chicago Convention Hall as it collapsed around him. Sylas heard shouts from all sides. Cheers? Screams? It did not matter, Bryan thundered on!

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!” A brilliant flash of light illuminated the grand chamber, quickly accompanied by a deafening roar and a soft sizzle. Pieces of the wooden stage exploded into the front rows, sending the crowd scattering in hysterical pandemonium as beads of fire rose from the remnants of Bryan’s fiery dais. The Democratic National Convention members rushed beside him but Sylas could only stare in awe at the triumphant scene as it unfolded before him.

He stepped forward, torrential rains pouring down upon him, walking over severed limbs and writhing bodies until he reached the glowing platform upon which, he could see now, Williams Jennings Bryan lay sprawled and motionless.

“A cross of gold!” Sylas cried. “A cross of gold! You shall NOT crucify us!”

He stood atop the platform now, kneeling to the lifeless body. He cupped his savior’s head, cradling it in his supporting arms. He stroked the Silver Knight's hair back from his face, closed his lifeless eyes and, leaning closer, whispered into his charred-black ear.

“Three days William. Three days. They have crucified you once again for mankind’s sins. Three days, dear, dear William.”

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 12:41

years back in my squatter hipster years, we had a constant flow of media ketamine raver types hanging out at our squats being like "yah yah yah, we are working on a new documentary basically we are making a Roma family get jobs and filming yah..." and i would be like .... "i can pretend to be Roma! pick me!"

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 14:27

You'd be surprised what's in the dark corners of the internet. My favorite was the Fallout mod that added what was basically a completely hashed out children's brothel, complete with voiced characters (kiddie voices), sexy kids lingerie and BDSM stuff, torture/roleplay dungeons, and sex animations. Once the fun was done, you could have your kiddie sex slave follow you around as your companion - on all 4s. They fought like the junk yard dogs. Except yelps and screams instead of barking. The number of things that were wrong with it was staggering.

Needless to say, that was not on NexusMods.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 16:46

At 18 I came out to my dad. He was a former army ranger who worked in a coal mine. He once killed a guy. I don’t think he really deep down respected me til I created my own line of evening gowns…

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8925 20:59

Again, the best defence against this attack is to create a number of Jimsonweed seeds and only remember about 5 numbers.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8926 20:40

death to http://README.md . give me an .nfo file with 80 rows/columns of ascii art made by someone with a handle like Xx_FishFucker9000_xX, and anime quotes at the bottom

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 19:33

I'm old enough to remember when being a mentally ill freak who likes to masquerade as a woman didn't qualify one as an expert in anything aside from running the FBI.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 14:50

When I was on the Traveller Mailing List, the most gearheaded of all were those who had never played the game, followed by those who hadn't played it or anything else for years. Checking with a player in my group who's been on the TML for the better part of a decade - in fact, I met him there years ago - it is no different now. The one posting most concerned about a "realistic trade system" has not played anything for twenty years.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 20:39

Mario is an obe--I mean, stocky, diminutive plumber having a mid-life, existential crisis. His girlfriend Pauline cheated on him (whom hooked up with him only because he eats her out like a home-made spaghetti during their one-sided coital sessions), Bowser is his deformed pet turtle who hates him due to neglect, Princess Peach is nothing more but a rotten fruit in his fridge, Luigi is his brother who died at birth (and constantly imagines up sharing "adventures" with him in an advanced form of delusional denial), the Mushroom Kingdom is a forest near his backyard, and his "adventures" all happen in his head every time he takes some mushrooms he found there.

And Splatoon? Splatoon is something he envisioned when he was painting his apartment while high, and spilled various paint cans on some calamari he bought. He and Pauline wanted a family, but after learning that he is sterile, she cheated on him, and this made him dream up the entire colorful series to keep himself from going more insane (and depressed) than he already is--So he constantly buys fresh squid and octopus, paints them, dresses them up, and acts like a father to them while hosting various monthly "themes" for them to spend time on as a "family".

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 01:01

Because every time, a transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS humongolongnonologongous.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 14:38

Has the state government kept its promises on the National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (NEET), to be conducted in the first week of May?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 15:03

I'm so confused. From what I take from all these articles about representation for blacks its always that they need to see themselves in that position. The reason they can't reach that position is because they haven't seen "themselves" in that position.

So you are telling me that they literally, "Monkey see, Monkey do."

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 07:08

This game is actually too hard. This is not a joke review, there is not enough ammo and it asks you about the bible all the time. Also, all enemies can kill you in at most two seconds.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:06

Since the inevitable goal of all civilization seems to be decadence, it seems hardly worth while to struggle up the long road from barbarism in the first place.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:09

Doing grown up shit like ordering a new wheelie bin from the council what about you

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 21:56

>>312
We must imagine Sisyphus happy.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 22:27

>>312
That's quite an assumptious premise.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:07

>>312
Barbarism begins at home.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:25

Thanks op, I came.

I have a fetish for seeing others slightly uncomfortable. It is fun to tell people this.

I also have a fetish for differing perspectives. Emotion, stance, gender, species, understanding. Once masturbated to the fantasy of being a scared rat hiding in a tunnel, and came while crying from genuine fear, for example.

So yeah. The perspective of your powerful cocklust, plus the awkward failure to play it out and enjoy it. Be it from genuine sexual preferance mismatch, unskilled fellatio, repulsion to the sucker, failure to fantasize, or failure to immerse yourself in the situation.

All that made me cum, dude.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 12:58

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a ramen thread on /ck/. It will just take a moment."

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 14:58

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8942 17:50

Yume Jūya

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 03:11

Did anyone else get a boner from that little droid's feet being tortured by that tall, spectral smelter droid? The sadistic pleasure in forcing the droid to anticipate his own humiliating ordeal, burning and burning his sensitive little soles? Focusing all his malicious energy on those helpless little members?

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8943 12:19

Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 03:08

Is Rich Hickey what you get when you make out with Bill Gates?

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 10:42

>Holy carp, is [REDACTED]'s community all like this?

yes every single one of us are as autistic as this fellow right here.
And you’re one of us.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 09:50

Raising corpses itself isn't even viewed as improper in most contexts right now.

327 Name: fack : 1993-09-8949 10:17

hirukawa@gunmajushi.co.jp
comeon
fackyou anal

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 11:55

I agree. I like little boys with little penises

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 23:44

when pasi cook, my eye automatically go to the video. i watch and feel i have sex with the pasi. all becoming herkkujen herkku

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 02:59

Damn right I only find Asian women sexy and this worldview has ramifications on my views from physics to metaphysics, from cooking to gardening, from epistemology to ethics

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 01:40

< あなたの肉の値段鑑定します。

332 Name: ??? : 1993-09-8961 15:06

wh

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 15:17

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 13:41

is that the fucking anarchy symbol she's wearing

"this video contains content from WMG. it is restricted from playback on certain sites"

yeah that seems about right. stick it to the man cardi b! but not so much that youtube doesn't provide you fucking ad revenue

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 12:47

KK Slider sings just like Kurt Cobain. Never really noticed it till now... 

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:04

I just learned that wearing a collar with metal
spikes on it constitutes a criminal offence in
Massachussets, and people get actually fined and
arrested. Your dog can wear a spiked collar, but
you can't. The dogs can also run around naked,
have sex with any other dog they want, freely cross
national borders, dance in the street (which is prohibited
to humans in NY) and do many other things humans can't.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 10:06

test

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 13:46

This title makes me feel horny, but in a depressing way.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 02:33

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 16:25

stephen hawking will rise from the grave and liberate palestine inshallah

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8965 19:46

That may be, but Jesus was not a pagan. He was a homo. And I know because we used to do it at supper. Anyways, he foisted his bitch mother, you know the one who was IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED, on my when she died. Let me tell you, she thought her shit didn't stink....and it didn't. Just imagine waiting on someone like THAT hand and foot. Fuck you Jesus, I'm the only apostle that didn't try to make a buck off your passing and you give me the old bag as punishment!

--Beloved John, naked beneath his linen wrap

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 18:45

This is America. "Fuck you" is always a choice.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 10:54

When I moved to London I found it impossible to tell which dudes were gay and then I saw a dude wearing shiny purple shoes making out with a lady and I thought ‘ you know what? this isn’t my fault.’

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:13

>>343 Shiny purple shoes would be cool

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 13:17

There has been a Shooting at Great Mills High School. The school is on lock down the event is contained, the Sheriff's office is on the scene additional information to follow.
Parents/Guardians should go to Leonardtown HS for reunification with GMHS students

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 16:10

Administering a mail host is sort of like being a nurse; there's a brief period at the start when the thought of seeing people's privates might be vaguely titillating in a theoretical sense, but that sort of thing doesn't last long when it's up against the daily reality of shit, piss, blood, and vomit.

Now that I think about it, administering a mail host is exactly like being a nurse, only people die slightly less often.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8968 07:13

Was.. (key word, was...) the best sex I've ever had, still to this day... ever. Now, you may ask, 'why was?'... she's been dealing with major substance abuse issues for years, and for half the relationship, she hid from me. It spiraled out of control and that, along with a few other things, led to the relationship's dimise. I really hope she can get her life back in order, cause I still love her tremendously. And, I don't wish to go into much further details about her on-going issues out of respect. :)

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8968 18:29

You keep showing games that are violent. Where are the cute, peaceful, bright, happy, and relaxing games? If you do not show them, then I will have to unfollow you. Those violent games are depressing and remind me of hell. Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but that is the truth.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 18:27

I also remember the time my cousin blew up a piece of dog shit with a firecracker and splattered it all over his face, even though it was 20 years ago. Funny how that works.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 00:09

Btw, like Beckham and my heroine forever, Beyonce, I'm a Pepsi person. Fuck the children of the world.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 11:57

I was wondering if I could activate ashnod's coupon and force my opponent to get me a drink that is only available ~ 1 mile away? therefor, in a tournament forcing a DQ?

I was just curious about it

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 17:32

Access to white people is not a human right.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:03

I think it's a damn disgrace that we don't have an open source botnet implementation yet.

I refuse to let Russians steal my data with their bloatware that uses 200mb just to send my credit card number.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:15

>>353
https://gitlab.com/rav7teif/linux.wifatch
doesn't include the infection code, but it's GPL3

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8972 22:16

also mirai

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8973 16:48

Monday.... is Brain awareness week

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 01:44

Glitter doesn’t grow on trees

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8974 14:57

Ummm, Dude the PSP DOES have better Graphics, ARE YOU THAT DUMB??? and Controls 2, HATE Touch Screens, They Suck, and PSP HAS variety, You just Hate the damn thing, and I was talking bout gettin' PSP 2, Not PSP 1, PSP 2 will SMASH the Touch in terms of Gaming, iPod sticks to what it does best, AND THATS MUSIC.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8975 18:35

I've been giving my most sincere microapologies for the last 2 years now. So far, I'm up to 0.000006 apologies.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 04:59

I WANT CHUCK E CHEESE TO BE OPEN LONGER SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO AND PLAY SPIDER STOMPIN' AND EAT PIZZA AT MIDNIGHT BUT THEY DON'T LET PEOPLE IN AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I HOG THE SPIDER STOMPIN' MACHINE EVEN THOUGH THATS THE ONLY WAY TO GET GOOD AT IT. THEIR PIZZA ISN'T AS BAD AS IT ONCE WAS BUT ITS STILL NOT GREAT, SPRINKLE SOME PARMESAN OR SOMETHING ON THAT SHIT.

AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS BRING UP DAVE & BUSTERS I DON'T LIKE GOING THERE BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THERE AND HER FEMALE COWORKERS TEASE ME ABOUT MY ASEXUALITY. ALSO THEY DON'T HAVE SPIDER STOMPIN.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 16:33

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8980 19:49

AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8982 02:09

Is it now time for a National Conversation about emotionally unstable women in the workplace?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 14:10

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /gif/.

/gif/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8983 20:34

>>364 What a load of horse shit

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8984 17:30

When i first smelled this product it brought me back to prom night 1989. I rocked the sweetest mullet Alabama has ever seen. My girl was more beautiful than Pamela Anderson in a tight spandex suit. We danced all night long, when the DJ played Like a virgin i decided it was time to end her virginitystreak. I took her out to my 1976 Thunderbird backseat and kissed her with the passion of ten italians. I lifted up her dress to reveal her polkadot panties, as my face came closer i could smell her sweetest scent. It was just like The smell of the second sisters pussy who is a Gal and still goes to school! Thank you tamatoys for brining me back to my youth.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 18:47

don't know who the fuck wants to manage the "show-or-video-game-that-ended-a-decade-ago wiki"

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:03

> Imagine an entire country falling in love with the Chevy El Camino

Well, I know where I'm retiring.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8985 22:38

Imagine the internet was a real place – it’d be like visiting an enormous public library where everyone was screaming for attention- or jerking off.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8986 18:13

..lesbian don t be afraid ...!..in future the love of science and science of love in laboratory search in vitro coupling fecundind ovul from one lebian with ovul from other lesbian result obtain a baby girl with twe mother lesbian ... the victory of love lesbyian is victory of life ..!..!!. ... arhaic count of daciae count doku ..!!..!...!....!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 16:45

The experiment actually did cover genetic degradation and maladaptive selection rather explicitly.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8987 18:57

people where really stupid back in those days people 100 years from now will call us stupid aswel

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 05:12

Outside of dweeb circles, loud mechanical keyboards are not socially acceptable. Quiet ones that don't annoy other people (such as a chiclet macbook keyboard) are better. Ghosting doesn't matter. Tactile feedback doesn't matter. Being compact and quiet are what really matter.

I'm sure this opinion won't be popular in "nerd" communities, but it's what people in the real world agree with.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8988 17:42

>>364
hits dab
DUUUUUDE

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 19:52

Interior dog-turbine allocator, I drive a chevrolet movie theatre

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:32

Metokur has gone full Robespierre, he soon will meet the guillotine. Believe it. Screencap this. Just remember when the time comes that I told you so.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:58

>>376
I’ve never really been a fan of the “let’s make fun of mentally ill people” content creators. Yeah, it’s easy to do, just just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Additionally, shit like Metokur or KiwiFarms seems to be a way for losers to make fun of people who are bigger losers than they are. Like, some of the people on KiwiFarms have literally thousands of posts and even anime avatars, yet they make fun of other people for being losers. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:25

>>376
>>377
If you can stomach the political dimension which is irrelevent in this case, I think this somewhat infamous article demonstrates the final destination of callout culture.

http://www.thenorthstar.info/2013/11/22/exiting-the-vampire-castle/

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:49

>>378
I have read this before and get what you mean but it is too opaque. Bearing false witness for entertainment is a really petty way to destroy your life even if you are just a spectator.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:48

>>378
It’s hard to take what they say seriously when they mention being pro-communist. Do pro-communist leftists pretend that dictatorships like Mao (and now Xi Jinping) and Pol Pot and shit just never existed? How do they rationalize their extremist views?

It’s one thing to criticize how things currently are. I get that. But to say the solution is communism, which historically hasn’t work, is just dumb. Look how well it’s working for Venezuela, or Russia, or China. Xi Jinping has a god complex and rewrote the Chinese constitution to allow himself to be president indefinitely, as opppsed to the previous two-term limit.

Why do leftists target Trump and yet completely ignore communist dictatorships?

So no, I can’t just ignore the political aspect of that article. The person who wrote it is a moron.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:49

worked*

Autocorrect on my phone sucks sometimes

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:59

SEVEN ELEVEN HERE WITH A NEW PROMOTION CUM BIG GULP SLURPEE

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:18

As Fred Sanford would say –– She needs to roll her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 20:24

get your head out of your ass, drop some acid, and realize this place is a garbage dump and your illusory superiority doesn't even make sense

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 22:45

I do, in fact, have no fax machine.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 23:08

Update on this? Did you get arrested yet?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:00

          ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´Д` ) < I DO LOADS OF ACID! I SEE THROUGH
         /,  /   \  THE "ILLUSORY" RIGHT DOWN TO THE
        (ぃ9  |     \ NUB OF “SUPERIORITY”'S REAL MEANING 
         /    /、      \_______
        /   ∧_二つ
        /   /
       /    \       ((( )))  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      /  /~\ \     ( ´Д`) < YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT -
      /  /   >  )     (ぃ9  )  \_______
    / ノ    / /    /    ∧つ
   / /   .  / ./     /    \     (゚д゚)  TWO IRONIES WERE MISSED!!
   / ./     ( ヽ、     / /⌒> )     ゚(  )−
  (  _)      \__つ  (_)  \_つ     / >   (・∀・)潜む!! 潜む!! 潜む!!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:59

>>387
I hate to break it to you, but >>384 is just a comment copied from another website, not something about DQN.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 17:11

Tsar Nicolas had no grandchildren because communists massacred his entire family including his 4 daughters and 10 y.o. son which they then doused with acid and lit on fire and buried in the Siberian forest. But their heart was in the right place.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 20:25

This could be really good or really bad.

Not actually ctrl-C, but I see this idiot phrase pop up every time something is announced.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 01:55

Being the man of steel that he was, Superman scoffed at such a lame attempt at taking his life. The katana barely made a scratch on his heavenly sculpted chest.

"Hah, you're going to have to try better than that to get into these tights of mine."

Cecil hid his smile under the wispy white mane of his. Finally a worthy adversary. He knew he would enjoy making this conquest. With sword still in hand he whispered,

"Bankai."

Superman's smug look soon turned to that of horror. As he was bathed in green light, he gasped,

"Who would've thought that the bastard's bankai was a kryptonite chocobo?!"

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:34

only hokey white people buddhism is about 'how to be happy'

real buddhism tells you that all is impermanent, to live is to suffer, and 'self' is an illusion, so you may as well just feed yourself to a tiger.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 15:14

never mind aw these bead rattlin sheep shaggin basterds, this was a great day wee r orange every1 of yeez kno it, wuld it b the same comments wen the manky mob wear rep. ire shirts n flags n sing ira songs nah coz wee dnt care wee hate aw use any wae so doesnae make a difference .

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 16:26

Home of the Underdogs (often called HotU) was an abandonware archive founded by Sarinee Achavanuntakul, in October 1998. Prior to shutting down in 2009, the site provided reviews for over 5,300 games, as well as offered downloads of software and manuals for a number of games that were no longer commercially ...

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 13:46

wait theres boobs in terror of mechagodzilla??????

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8999 21:06

893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8999 21:00
Happy September 9000!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 01:00

fuck yeah. fuck yeah. fuck fuck fuck. can can can. fuck the can. fuck the can of worms. break on through to the other side.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 09:34

Thank you for your entire nonstop insight, encouragement not to mention understanding to hold up my path to becoming increasingly consciously awake and so spiritually connected.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:01

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 02:30

I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of Hentai. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into Hentai fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing Hentai revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had Anime studios like Feel and XEBEC, who have done their fair share of Ecchi anime, start to produce Hentai too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal Hentai would be and so we'd finally have superbly animated porn involving step sisters, little sisters, cute aliens from outer space and childhood friends.

There just isn't enough of this porn in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get Hentai subtitled fast enough. Only a few high profile Hentai gets subtitled quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fansubbers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche Hentai. I don't only watch Hentai for the voluptuous thighs or the needle like nipples on their gorgeous women, I watch it for the fantastic way they are able to describe sexual acts. When was the last time you heard the phrase "I can feel your fat throbbing cock ramming my cervix at light speed. I am just losing my mind in anticipation for you to blow your huge white sticky load inside my tight highschool pussy, Big Brother." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal porn. You know, not to mention that "Yamete" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by a girl with 2 cocks in her mouth, versus "Stop".

There's things that Hentai can do also that no regular porn could. Ahegao faces are one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a female having a huge convulsing orgasm can pull such a cute face is incredible. My cock survives on Ahegao coupled with the cute mumblings of an mindbroken Japanese woman. And of course animated Hentai is nothing compared to what many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw. The art work in some of those doujins is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make highschool breasts seem so soft and shiny, the way they can perfectly sculpt midriffs, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of skindentation on thigh highs and the way they can make asses look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Cartoon porn artists in the west often create art which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas Hentai artists in Japan make art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.

Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to watch a large breasted Anime school girl fuck her older step brother in the school gym. The fact that Japanese man have smaller cocks than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most erotic blood pumping art known to man.

This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of Hentai are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 08:19

oye churumuri..
yavaglu tamilu, telugu, hindi actors/actresses baggene baritiralla….. yaake kannadada Sudeepu, Ganeshu, Puneetu, Ramya and so on sigolva? vikram vs amir adre namgenu, amir vs sharukh adrenu illa kamal hasaanu egoist, peegoist adre namgenu…..

Sudeep’s first movie in Hindi, Phoonk, is making a alot of money.. adra bagge ondu line aadroo bariri….

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 14:18

Apparently there are "secret Nazis" in the White House, "Whispering in Trump's ear."

Yet there's a whole pile of Jews with access to the White House.

So, either liberals think Jews are Nazis, in which case liberals are anti-semitic--which we knew. Or modern Nazis are not anti-semitic. In which case they're not Nazis. Which we knew. To be national socialists, they'd have to be democrats.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 16:46

i got a dna test for my dog and here are her results if anyone cares

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:28

8. It is better to do what everyone has always done, unless you have some extraordinarily valid reason to do otherwise.

I would rather phrase this as - "It is inherently bad to try to change some aspect of society just to tick off your dad or just to try and bring about the death of your society."

That pretty much covers the leftist motivations.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9003 19:53

It's kind of a sad commentary on America that millions of PornHub viewers can trust them not to sell their data, while FaceBook has proven they can not be trusted.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 00:21

dont ever post about this again on dqn

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 22:57

I'm weeby as all hell, inherited it from my father, and the only apps i use on my phone are fate go and Girls frontline... but there's a time and place. I need to detox from that nonsense. Every once in a while I want naval warfare without the doki dokis and the senpais and that "fuck me i'm your sister" wackiness.

You see my soul is split into two halves: the adjusted american boy with a pinwheel cap and cargo shorts on his thighs, and the Nagasaki freak that thinks cat eared children are part of a legitimate art form. I like to keep them separate, when one is on the other is off, simple as that. So every time i open the launcher and there's some grapefruit eye'd hussy plastered on the haul of a neon red USS Iowa, i go into a catatonic shock, because those two souls aren't used to co-existing and have to fight it out inside the astral plane to decide which one is gonna have control over my body.

so i get you man.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 12:59

It doesn't matter. Pork's not halal, but Muslims eat your mother out anyway.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9005 15:33

Eight years of looking at that scowling ape shamble around in designer clothes was humiliating for everyone involved.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 03:50

I really didn't like it and I still don't. It's visually badass, the effects are amazing, the music, the action, it's all pretty much flawless. What I don't like is the fact that a brilliant throwback to 80's testosterone fuelled action and badassery, this quintessential murder-mayhem mastodon of a movie is seeped in radical feminist propaganda. Gotta hand it to Miller, he's a genius, but this movie is a big "fuck you" to every single man. This is exactly what the first 20mins of the film is when Max is tortured and strapped to the truck, only to be tortured even worse in that fight scene with Furiosa. Its not an accident. Miller knew exactly what he wanted with this movie and it is a message, it's not a dumb action movie. This is the male ideal being put in a BDSM like situation, being tortured for feminist enjoyment. It's feminist porn basically. This is sending every guy that identifies with this type of hyper-masculine hero a giant "fuck you for liking what you like, you're wrong. You should identify just as much with female heroes". It's pretty disgusting. The message even shits on his own movie, since there's this incongruent message of, "you should like badass explosions and car-chases",which is of course is why people like it and "you're wrong for being such a guy!", which is the hidden message that people don't seem to grasp.

And yes I saw the other MM movies, I know he isn't a quintessential hero by any stretch of the imagination, but that is what people, guys in particular expected from the movie, it is what you expect when you watch thet trailer or hear anything about it. The movie "subverts" your expectations in the way that it literally cheats you. It's a bait and switch and that's ultimately what saddens me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 13:04

So sad how they didn't make a "Back to the Future" reference, but instead called it "88 MPH."

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9013 09:15

You know how in just about every math class, there are a few sly tricks you come across every once in a while, where you have to take a weird little leap of logic because the universe just happens to work out that way, and certain problems you're presented with are basically unsolvable unless you remember that trick, so you just have to learn it?

This class is comprised entirely of those tricks. It's like a patchbay of tricks, where if you hook stuff up just right and blindly stumble just far enough into the math, you'll open your eyes and the answer will be there. But if you don't remember every aspect of every single thing you've learned, you've just spent two or three hours combing the book and lecture notes trying to figure out what could possibly apply, because the problem and solution are completely abstract and sometimes poorly expressed, the abbreviations and symbols are all maddeningly similar, the notation isn't always consistent, there are loads of special cases, and it is completely unforgiving of even minor errors.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9014 12:25

PLEASE someone prove to me he bites his nails in the toilet

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9016 04:09

As a participant in Rust Community and a proponent of eugenics, your use of Rust Community Team hat makes me uncomfortable. Was it necessary? Are you really speaking for Rust Community Team here? I hope my eugenics advocacy won’t affect my Rust participation.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 00:50

It looks good at first look, but actually the game is not good at all.... let me tell you why

First of all, the character drawings are actually so poor in story line, its discusting to be honest. they could've done alot better, i mean what does that Commander have in her chest, cant even recognize it.

Second of all, it is a game where you'll have to run around like little gay boy go there, oh wait go there, play this game a bit and you'll understand.

Third of all, it takes f*cking 10 minutes yes "TEN" minutes to launch the game... my computer is decent.

Fourth of all, personally i don't like the way the game glitches the characters sometimes, for example this girl who gives characters missions, she put hand in her pocket but i still saw the hand.

Fifth of all, the game has no point at all, really... you'll just grind and grind fighting the same minions or monsters over and over again, which serves no purpose in my opinion.

That is it, i don't suggest you play this game, well if you decide to play this game. i wish you best of luck, i love anime, but this game is just trash, please improve.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 01:13

I believe that autism is the main problem here.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 07:00

In my house we have a dry piece of Velveeta that someone didn't store properly, we call this a "God fucking dammit, stop smoking yourself stupid"

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 16:23

this but the book is mein kampf adapted into the my little pony universe

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9017 21:38

do computers have no smell interface on purpose since people would just send farts to each other and nobody wants that

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9018 03:20

Destroyer - Chinatown
I feel like vomiting when I hear her disgusting churka-voice

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9020 23:00

Doomguy is actually Link from the Zelda series, just far in the future and many cycles later.

  • Silent Protagonists.
  • Reincarnates whenever there is evil to fight, with the appropriate prophesy and legends to go with.
  • Always wears green garb/armour.
  • Both are blonde.
  • Both are left handed until recent games.
  • The Doom enemies are physically similar to common Zelda enemies, could easily be evolved/corrupted descendants.
  • Zelda fights Ganon, who is the reincarnation of Demise, The Demon King whose main deal was invading Earth with a force of demons. Its exactly what Doomguy is dealing with except now its happening on Mars.
  • The Union Aerospace Corporation is always the one going about opening these portals to hell and letting demons into the world, just look at their logo over time, near all feature a triangle of some kind, with it most often being split into three segments. A reference to the Triforce now made redundant by technology or truly lost to time?
  • Both have tended to wake up on stone slabs as of late.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9023 22:53

>I can't believe I'm using Twitter as my primary news source now

Welcome to 2018 grampa.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9025 08:19

why are you people so fucking weird all the time? I wish most of you dead, most of the time. I hate feeling like that.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9026 10:19

oh c'mon black folks, you're making it too easy. You don't see Chinese babies posing with calculators

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 03:22

hey my diabetic step mom who is half retarded and 65 eats these

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 05:10

they say they are overpopulated, but i visited last year and it was just bamboo everywhere. they need to clear some of that shit

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:07

Telling people to fuck off isn't hard. Most people actually will just fuck off. You're right, think of this in the real world. If they're getting paid to do a job, chances are they aren't getting paid enough to do their job and deal with ass holes. If they're a suburban mother, they will go home and facebook blog about it. Either way, they still fucked off. If you like my grit then try it. I tell people to fuck off all the time, have been for nearly 35 years and no one has every actually confronted me about it. I have never been in a fight or have had negative consequences because I told someone to fuck off.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 13:23

I'm a little surprised that the SJWs aren't out in force protesting Disney's shockingly racist characterization of the only black man in space as a sexual freak who will attempt to molest pretty much anything within reach:

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9027 22:06

An artificial satellite is what the moon is with terrorists miles long exhaust vents Miles High miles in diameter structures artificial generators On the Dark Side of the Moon crustacean miles in diameter I guess for vulnerability purposes a protection Outpost 4 malevolent beans

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:34

COMING TO A JIZZ STAINED MONITOR IN A DARK ROOM NEAR YOU: "HOW CAN THE ÆSIR BE THIS CUTE? RAGNAROK MY LIFE"

FEATURING ALL YOUR FAVOURITE PAGAN GODS GENDERBENT INTO JAILBAIT LITTLE GIRLS AND CRAMMED FULL OF FORCED "PERSONALITY" TROPES SUCH AS: STUDENT PRESIDENT ODIN, AIRHEAD BIMBO THOR, AND TSUNDERE LOKI - JOIN OUR HERO KIRYUU SEF AS HE LEARNS TO LIVE WITH THESE DARK GODS OF A FORGOTTEN TIME WHO'RE ALL INCREDIBLY CUTE GIRLS!!!

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 09:58

>>430 sounds better than the Marvel version where they're all strong beautiful trans POC with a club foot and autism who don't need no man at least

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 10:41

don't talk to strangers on internet, it's dangerous

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 11:57

YOU CAN SKYDRIVE WITH A PARACHUTE, BUT ONLY ONCE.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9029 17:23

>>431 I resent the implication that loli norse gods is somehow a subpar idea

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 01:08

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 04:32

>>435
I like how Njord and Nerthus are literally just the same drawing with different colors.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 12:23

I fucking hate it. Good work.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:48

– Через пять лет после того, как вы оказались в Сибири, умер Сталин.

– Мы очень радовались. Хотя показывать это, конечно, не могли. В классе, где я училась, было 30 учеников, литовцев – пятеро. Когда объявили о смерти Сталина, все в классе заплакали, особенно комсомольцы. Мы легли на парты и тоже сделали вид, будто плачем, а самим смешно. В тот день мы с братом должны были идти в лес собирать сосновые шишки для заработка, так брат залез на дерево и пел от радости!

https://www.svoboda.org/a/29240214.html

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:51

мнят себя великой нацией и народом-победителем. Я бы назвала - народ-ограбитель!

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9030 18:52

SVO_boda

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 01:36

This is a divisive suggestion, with 60% in favour of it, while the other 60% disagree because math is important.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 03:14

I like my women like a like my governments, small and limited power

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 04:02

I'm naming my AR-15s "MS13s" so the Democrats will protect them.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 12:43

444GET

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 15:57

The first time my roommate and I walked into a modern game store and saw them playing SW Armada I said "that Star Destroyer looks cool! how much?" and when I saw how much i said... "why don't you just cut an isosceles triangle out of piece of cardboard and write 'Star Destroyer' on it"

We were asked never to return

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:13

“How are we different from red China again?”

Red China is nationalist and doesn’t promote faggotry.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:45

His Excellency
Kim Jong Un
Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democractic People's Republic of Korea
Pyongyang

Dear Mr. Chairman:

We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that i pray to God they will never have to be used.

I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write. The world, and North Korea in particular, has lost a great opportunity for lasting peace and great prosperity and wealth. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history.
Sincerely yours,

Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 20:28

Once your are Tanasinn you will never go back to being normal ever again!!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:10

heh heh heh

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:31

If you talk about

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:55

you jerk off to your tranny cousin?
bro that's awesome

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 19:44

You've just described the new parody movie called "Weekend at Dougies" where Doug Ford manages to carry a corpse to several nomination meetings where it votes for his preferred candidate. Originally this was going to be called "The Kinga and I" but Doug didn't want to shave his head for the part.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:06

9/11 ultimately served many purposes but it was primarily a mass ritual to create an enormous amount of loosh energy to be harvested by the Archons (parasites). The towers were specifically built to be destroyed in this ritual and they have a lot of symbolism surrounding them. They represent Boaz and Jachin, the two pillars of entrance to the Temple of Solomon. Consider verse 9:11 of Revelation: “They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).” They also represent the number 11, which is an important number to them. I’m not exactly certain what the significance of 11 is but it may have to do with the 1-1 duality that generates conflict and destruction.

The fact that this tragedy was a ritual is just disgusting. What’s even worse is that these entities have manipulated humanity so that they’ve done it to themselves.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 05:50

>>451
That does sound pretty awesome, but I don’t want to google that in quotes.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 03:57

I love playing basketball there but there are to many ghetto people

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 07:59

"hey you wanna fuck?" "No sorry I use Linux."

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 12:06

Müsste eigentlich im deutschen TV laufen.
Aber wir haben conchita Wurst.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 13:39

Just a fucking idi.. sorry, I mean SJW

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 01:39

"If Jordan Peterson were a... African Ancestor Worshipper"

And so we see that ancestry worship is (almost by definition) the only truly meaningful religious practise. For one thing its deeply humanistic... I mean the Westerners they started off okay with paganism which is at least tied to the natural world, but then they went way off the deep end with the Abrahamic religions, while in the East the religious practices are just completely cosmic. I mean like Nirvana, what is that man? So when someone talks about their ancestors telling them to do something, its believable that someone's ancestors might take an interest in how they clean their room, or how they sit. I mean your mother does, so why wouldn't her great great grandmother too?... Ancestor Worship - and this is really tricky - it works because... let's see how would I put it... it imbues the everyday, human level with divine significance for Being. Like its right there on the line because its the human being, the Known, culture - your great great grandfather - but its also the Divine, the Unknown the voice speaking to you from beyond this plane. I mean if the voice of your ancestors tells you to clean your room you better well clean your damn room. But who would seriously believe a cosmic God cares whether you clean your room?

The second thing is that through the persons of the ancestors we find all the archetypes - your ancient great great great great grandmother might appear to you as a young girl, that's your animus. Your grandfather, the one you remember, that's the Wise Old Man speaking to you. And the great thing is you can actually now go and speak about these dreams you have to people in plain language, without having to contort yourself into philosophical knots about angels and demons... See that's the thing about the West isn't it? Great culture, yeah, but they get way ahead of themselves by anchoring their center of Being to really metaphysical structures. Like, what's an Angel man? That's why they get into these huge philosophical problems and existential wars... their religions become oppressive because I mean hey if its God Almighty telling you to oppress someone then of course you have to do it, but in African Civilizations I mean you're not gonna have much luck saying your 3rd great grandmother wants you to oppress the next guy because his great grandmother says the opposite thing.

And that's why it's really important for us to resist the influence of these damn cultural neo-colonialist who are trying to convince Africans to abandon the core of their beliefs. I mean if it were just about updating and modernizing that would be fine - so long as the underlying psychological substrate is there its fine. But these people, in the name of 'Western Civilization' they call it want to convince you to adopt a system of metaphysical reasoning which is anchored not in the realistic representation of archetypes by human beings - your ancestors - but in meaningless abstractions like 'God' and 'Angels'. It makes you easy to manipulate. And what's democratic about an omnipotent, omniscient God...? It's antithetical to progress because what progress can there be in the face of omniscient decree?! It ends debate and discussion and it controls thought. And that's not good. Absolute knowledge, even in the virtual sense of God, is not good.

So... there's that. I mean... it's really tough man but if you want to get a good handle on it, you should read Achebe. He's a deeply nuanced writer but I think he got to the core of the problem. And if you want to know what happens to your society when you abandon realistic, human-based, democratic systems of metaphysical reasoning - ancestor worship - in favour of metaphysical structures... go check out Things Fall Apart. How's that for a title? It's a really moving book, really deep. But maybe when you get through it you'll be able to get some kind of handle on things and make a start, and begin to organize yourself in alignment with Being just like your ancestors have been doing for thousands of years.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 15:06

I personally use 80 grit sandpaper for a whorl effect, I like to think it acts like rifling for my turds on the way out.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 20:30

Your pee could reach escape velocity on a sub-2km asteroid. These are things I know.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 09:51

About 80k words in to a 120k word fic I realized that the author had some sort of clown makeup fetish.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 17:16

School girls use that cooter to stop a school shooter

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 19:22

I really like picking my nose. I just do. It's not an obsession of mine, but I quite enjoy digging around in my nostrils and pulling out some gold. Usually I roll my treasures around between my fingers until they form a dry little ball, then I smush it flat and roll again until it falls apart. Today I took that ball and wiped it under my big toenail. I don't know why, I just figured I would try it out. Now I'm walking around with a booger under my toenail and it's kind of fun. I don't think I'll do it again but you gotta keep life exciting, know what I mean?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:32

My true understanding of human existence was earned on a battlefield not smoking medical Marijuana in my moms basement playing Play Station. I shot an 8 year old boy in Iraq in '90 right after the boy shot and killed 4 of my friends. I have seen 4 year olds digging Cadmium out of the dirt with their hands while their sisters were herded up in brothels until they were 14 and used up, just so California can have their electric cars. I saw a woman sell her 6 year old daughter to a French UN worker in the Philippines not for drugs or booze but to buy her boyfriend an IPhone. So no I could give a raving rats ass if my message is well received. You don't want the truth or even world peace you just want your next emotion and newest toy. I gave up on the human race long time before most of you were even born. So the next time you drive your electric car or tap on your iPhones just remember somewhere in the dirt in Africa is a dead 10 year old girl that couldn't handle being raped twenty or thirty times a day to give you those toys. I know I watched the peacekeepers bury her.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 03:22

I like thin, slightly charred crust, sweet basil red sauce, anchovies and buffalo motz.

I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.

Meat lovers is pretty solid, no pun intended.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:01

is this more footwork or ghettotech ?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:00

I have been lurking here since the fall of 1991, and only posted
rarely in the past 3 years to avoid problems. But there are 2 things that
have prompted me to finally speak my mind here: The first has been this
thread about what is right/wrong with furrydom, and the second was
attending a small furry party at the home of Peter Stoller this past
weekend.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:45

Some say that global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the Chinese.

But I say, show me the receipts.

Because why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement? Rust my Bowflex? To what end?

To what end?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 07:02

I still say an owner doesn't own something until he has at least shoved part of it up his ass.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 09:51

I like Tom Green, it may seem different, but he really stands for family values. He had a lot of performances with his own parents.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:12

It's not FPTP just because some of the mechanics are kinda similar. Say you're voting on where to eat with a group of 10 friends. The choices are Chinese, Italian, or the Shit-Sandwich Shack. 3 of your friends love Chinese and 3 love Italian, the remaining 4 friends are dung beetles.

In FPTP you're all going to be eating shit sandwiches. Someone might get clever once in awhile and try to guess the choice of the other people but since you can't fully discuss the choice before hand you are at some point going to be eating crap.

In PR either the group splits up and each bit goes to it's own restaurant. Or, you order from each, spending more on delivery fees, still now have to figure out where to go, and you get to smell shit-sandwiches while you eat.

In IRV you maybe don't get the wonton soup you wanted but you do at least get a non-shit meal inside a restaurant. And when the group starts getting tired of Italian they aren't going to just keep voting for Italian to avoid having to eat shit.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:46

If your cum tastes like vinegar please see a doctor.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 20:54

You're trying to engage on Twitch chat. You're going to lose.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 21:56

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 07:41

I am a refined, perfectly marbled slab of Wagyu and you are a cheap McDonalds hamburger patty that someone dropped on the floor and brushed the hair off as best they could before slopping it out to whatever fat piece of shit ordered it.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 08:07

Would Kim Jong OOn rust my doorknob?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 09:34

cant spell American dream without eric andre

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:01

Salieri is like Wile E. Coyote except that he clearly admires and envies Mozart. I like that twist.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 03:11

The Parkland shooting was almost 4 months ago. Paul Manafort’s initial indictment was unsealed October 30 last year. Just over a year ago Trump withdrew from the Paris Agreement. It’s the Trump-Time Warp. It’s like Trump is a giant celestial body of immense gravitational mass and the closer to his mass you get, the more time seems to slow on a scandal-per-day basis. I wouldn’t say he’s like a black hole because the only thing that goes in is Fox News and fast food. And it’s All a part of the spacetimetrump alternate continuum we warped into, initially in 2012 with the Mayan destruction of regular spacetime

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 20:37

Yeah idk why Portland thinks they're so weird. The only notable things they have are street poop and degeneracy, and SF is smellier and more degenerate than Portland.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 07:07

Imagine being this selfish. I can't, I'm not a woman.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 15:50

The media doesn't spread public opinion, it generates public opinion.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 20:34

If you want a vision of the future, imagine tedious bad-faith arguments with children on imageboards where nobody ever wins or loses, on repeat, FOREVER.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:43

All truth is emotional but also extremely hierarchical. Retards with low empathy have low level truths they are unable to assert socially. There is no ‘looking for truth’ you have always already found it. What you are really looking for is the power to assert your truth.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:44

Speculative vision of a future where the only two ways to die are euthanized by the state following a lengthy bureaucratic procedure or shot by a cute incel at school

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:45

A metaphysical reading of inceldom as a movement that redefines the very role of man in the universe. Incel will be taught at school. The things we do. Wrt western civilization. Yes… I am an incel. Everything i say is an incel confession. Made under duress of some sort.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 20:41

Does retard sadness exist? I know what it’s like to sperg out in total lack of hope. I know what it’s like to want to go out and shoot up normies by the triple digits. I know what it’s like to want to smear the feces in my diapers over my cut up arms. I know what it’s like to long to be shoved into a gas chamber. For my existence, my personhood to be annulled in a second and turned into a statistic. Tard existence is oh so fickle. But something so passive, wise and lachrymose as sadness will never be understood to someone like me. Sadness implies a mourning for a loss of value, and nothing about my existence ever had any value in the first place. If you ever experienced any value, you wouldn’t understand my happiness. By any means, I’m a pretty happy retard.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 19:37

It's gotten to the point that if somebody doesn't have an expressly Anglo last name, I immediately don't trust them.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 22:56

I have played Battlefield since BF1942, and I have studied World War 2 since I was 5 years old. I majored in Economics at UCLA with a minor in German Studies, with a heavy focus on the Second World War. To call me “uneducated” because I want a reasonablly authentic game is completely uncalled for. Women DID NOT serve for the Wehrmacht or the Waffen SS. I am by no means a sexist, but any quick search online of female roles during the Third Reich will reveal that Hitler’s ambition for women was to reproduce as many children as possible, in order to create more “Aryan” people and keep the German military full of new soldiers. Having women on the frontlines was the LAST thing that Hitler and the Nazis wanted. You know what Patrick, maybe YOU are uneducated. Maybe you should do some research on WW2 and realize that the game you are creating is a joke. I call on all of you, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. We as a community should not be subjected to comments from EA degrading us as uneducated bigots, simply for wanting a game that feels like a World War 2 shooter. Disgusted.

Edit: Yes, as many people have pointed out, I did lie about my background in this post. This post was an attempt to put pressure on EA and raise awareness to this issue. I believe if enough pressure is put on DICE and EA, they will create a setting that disables customization and allows for player models that look similar to Battlefield 1 (different silhouettes for each class, somewhat proper uniforms for each faction, correct helmets). I honestly believe that no one wants to take away someone's ability to choose what gender and race their soldier is. However, I also believe that this shouldn't take away someone's ability to choose to play the most accurate representation of World War 2 that the game offers. More choice is a good thing, and to want a historically presentable viewing experience should not be seen as "uneducated."

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 04:17

HE WAS BORN WITH GAYSONITIS , HE TROWS UP EVERY TIME HE EATS A BLACK COCK .

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 10:29

Someone said "I feel bad for Hellen Keller, she cant hear this..."
She's also dead, so. There's that.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:38

In Missoula, run by the friggin' Green Party, cops would round up bums and give them one-way Greyhound tickets to Seattle on a regular basis.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 19:31

Maximilian i hope you kmow that this guy is a communist. He's admitted it on public televisions and proudly. Democracy is far from communism. He hides behid the name of democracy to pedal communist propaganda. Your frustration with the world is because of corporate fascism, not free market capitalism. Free market capitalism and true democracy were designed to compliment one another. What's happened is that major corporations have gamed the system through corruption of government and eliminated competition where by they've become monopolies (that is corporate fascism). Like communism, fascism is a totalitarian regime which always leads to misery. Don't by this guys bologna, he's a disgraceful liar and should know better.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:30

I was going to make a comment complaining about how the -punk suffix has been stripped of any deeper meaning or pathos and diminished into a word-add-on to indicate that a fictional world includes something, but then I realized that being diminished from a meaningful thing to a shallow aesthetic indicator makes it a decent metaphor for the punk movement itself.

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