sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
So if you happen to wear glasses or are Jeff Goldblum you are a nu-male?
You faggots are fucking retarded.
I too thought this was a tranny thread. You look like a German housewife.
Is it so inconceivable that I was meant to be wealthy, but was born to lower middle class? I identify as rich even though my bank account shows $23.75. Just let me be rich already.
There was a surprising amount of butt pounding done by the Handsome Sentient Food. I was hoping for more character development. Why is the Handsome Sentient Food pounding butts in the first place?
The browns don't want to unite with Whites, either. They just want the wealth and plumbing that we mysteriously have.
Ever since I was a little girl I loved stories where the characters get magically shrunken. I've always imagined myself shrinking too. I love the idea that you could shrink and become so cute and teeny tiny. Shrinking will make your whole life a totally cute itty bitty adventure. Imagine that one day you shrank. It would be like you had a totally different body and life. It would be like you became a so much cuter version of yourself. Your friend could put you in her pocket and take care of you forever. You would literally be by her side forever from then on. It would be like you exist to make her happy and be her friend 24/7. Every meal would be like tea time with the doll. So cute! You will wear super cute doll clothes from now on and every time you change it would be like playing dress up with the doll. I would love to get shrunken so much that I really would do it in real life if it was possible.
The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them
>>783
tbh squatting in the dust holding a spear to protect my woman and my meat all day every day sounds far more pleasant than my current job. where do I sign up?
me, lowly trans: i would like 1 (one) human rights please
gracious cisgender overlord, hallowed be his or her name: rights machine broke. tumblr user normal-meat-gamer claimed to be kin with sans undertale so now we have to shoot all queer folks on sight
me, dying: understandable
>>784
Maybe that island tribe that shoots arrows at approaching planes and helicopters.
came here to insult nanahira but now i'm more taken aback by who the fuck any of these top artists are
This week involved a lot of bug-fixing from last week, so there's not as much concrete progress to report. For instance, a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!
What if I'm almost 13, but love being naked?
lol I stared at this for a solid 30 seconds before I figured out it was a bunch of dicks. Then I realized I had just spent a solid 30 seconds staring at dicks. Thanks pal
Look, I think people are missing the forest for the trees; Obama can’t have been sent a mail bomb by right wing terrorists because Obama doesn't exist- there never actually was a black 44th president, and just like the holocaust, AIPAC is rewriting history for political ends. Why is it important to Israel that Americans believe that there was a black president? Two words: Oil.
There seems to be a nascent grasp of its inner dairy like nature
Bruce Wayne didn’t become Batman until he was 30
It doesn’t matter how old you are
There’s still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase.
"I see you've decided that big anime tiddie are bad?" The man smiles, his foe has unwittingly fell into his trap. "But what about... violence?" He makes this point about the contrast of sex and violence's acceptability for the first time in recorded history, destroying his opponent's body with words alone.
Ooh wee! True christian hip-hop to the M.A.X.!
>Still no small penis tag
why live
we hope it tastes ok. we know that many of you will be displeased with it, we hope that you may go and fornicate yourselves with something jagged. those of you who are pleased, please, share that good feeling with people you encounter.
sure he was a terrifying demagogue and prolific mass murderer, but i choose to remember him as the man who killed a bloodthirsty dictator
Ainsley Harriott: This is no Zaku bwuoi! no zaku. this is SPICY
I go to one of these places, and mine has a ridiculous cleaning fee if you cum in the tank. On the order of several hundred bucks if I remember right. Built right into the terms and conditions.
Vaping in the sensory deprivation tank is also expressly forbidden.
Of course. When I talk to a handsome man all I can think of is his cock. But I resist the temptation.
That's also what happened to the Japanese Officer in the OP. The thought of cock was simply too much and overwhelmed him. Gladly he had his men around to save him from descending into darkness.
Everyone needs a very close male friend that stands by him when the homosexual thoughts gets too strong.
(editor's note: the OP in question was a webm of this scene: https://youtu.be/AALrrgEOlvU?t=125)
I recently expelled a turd out of my rectum that was a considerable size. It created a tear in my anal lining that has made evacuating more stools feel like ten wasps are stinging my asshole
I really like this album. I like it better than my mom.
nO OnE cArEs bOuT KAnYe tHo
Smoke honk everyday
thanks for this list of people that moved away from Ohio on this, the "Escape from Ohio" music video comments section
Since coming here I've noticed that Japanese people seem to be terrified of elevator doors. Not only elevator doors, but doors in general. It's something that is deeply engraved within the Japanese culture, and to understand that, we have to look into the reason for that, which is kanji; the base of the Japanese language.
The kanji of door (戸) is made out of 2 different radicals. The first one could be confused with the kanji for "one" (一), but as you may know, things can be a little bit more complicated, just like in this case. The upper radical that looks straight is actually crooked, and it is "乀", meaning "stretch". The one below is "尸", which can mean "corpse" or "remains".
Now, if you put them together you get "stretched corpse". And there is a story behind that. Indeed, the Japanese, crafty as they were, tried to make doors (which had a different appellation at that time) out of different materials. One of those were animal bones and skin. But animal bones often had certain problems. They were robust at first, but slowly degraded over time.
Then one day, someone had the idea of using their enemies to create such thing. So during their numerous internal wars, they would debone their war prisoners while they were still alive, and use these bones to make door frames. The remains (尸) of their skin would be stretched out (乀), and put over the bones as decoration their doors.
The bones weren't as robust as animal bones, but they wouldn't degrade as fast.
So as you can see, doors were something gruesome in the early days of Japan, all the way to the beginning of the Edo Period, where this custom slowly faded away in favor of wooden doors.
For this reason, the Japanese still have some sort of primal fear of doors, as for the past thousands of years, they were made out of stretched corpses of their enemies.
Barbaric, perhaps, but you must admit that the Japanese have always been ingenious in many ways throughout history.
HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.
I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.
The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.
Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-
Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow
>>811
I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.
cats are low int high cha
Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people
I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha
There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru
Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years
I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.
'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'
So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.
VC: no
Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.
Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!
meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself
"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."
-Dio Brando
Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.
Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.
Edit: bears, not people.
I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.
shockin&cryin&pissin で草
YOU FUCKTARD DIDN'T HELP ME AND TELL AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLEST WAY.
SO I WILL FUCK THIS SUBREDDIT.
HERE IS THE MESSAGE TO YOU, BOARD OWNER AND MODS.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET CRUSHED BY CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RIVER FROM THE HILLS AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH WHEN YOU ARE ALL COOKING DURING COOK YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HOT PAN YOUR HANDS GET BURNED PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBER GET A CANCER AND DIE.
I HOPE YOU ALL GET GASSED AND DIE!
THERE IS EXTREME LIGHTING THAN EVER BEFORE DURING CLOUDY DAY AND RAIN. THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING.
SO I WISH WHEN A STRONGEST LIGHTING COMES TO YOUR BODY YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ALL DIE PAINFULLY WHEN YOU SEAT IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
I WISH SOMEONE KIDNAPS YOU, FORCED YOU DRINK POISON AND LOCK YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE!
I WISH YOU FALLEN DOWN FROM STAIR AND YOUR BACKBONE BROKEN PERMANENTLY SO YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FOREVER.
I WISH YOU LOSE IN FOREST WITH NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND POISON SNAKE BITES YOU. YOU WILL DIE AS THERE IS NO HOSPITAL IN FOREST.
I WISH STRONGEST LARGEST EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN MID NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE IN DEEP SLEEP THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED AND YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE BEATS YOU AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE CHOP YOUR FINGERS.
I WISH YOU ALL GET TORTURED BY SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
I WISH YOU SHOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU HOLD A GUN.
I WISH YOU ALL GET CHOKED AND DIE.
I WISH YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
IT IS NOTHING WRONG FOR WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN RAPE BY USING WOMAN ON TOP (COWGIRL SEX POSTITON) IN A TIGHT WAY THAT YOUR PENIS WILL BE BROKEN.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GETS EBOLA AND DIE!!!
I WISH SOMEONE THROW YOU FROM TALLER BUILDING AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE PUT YOUR HEAD TO ROPE SO THAT YOU DIE PAINFULLY
REDDIT WOULD BE FINISHED BY ME.
I WILL KEEP MESSING THIS BOARD UNTIL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM SO SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM ALONE.
MOST INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED MARRIED TO CONSERVATIVE STUPID MAN.
I HATE MARRIAGE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP
We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!
My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
THE FORCE IS ALWAYS THERE!!!
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!
120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!
sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman
On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else
Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.
I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor
"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."
The government hates competition.
that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post
I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world
15 USC §§2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR §795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.
Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.
THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes
AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.
>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?
having a habitable planet to continue living on i think
A world that’s like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort
Do what you will with this idea
at this juncture who hasnt killed hitler
>>849
I think this is the lore behind Mage Knight Board Game. Or maybe not, but it totally could be.
"If you want to see stars, look up at night" Black Science Man
who cares, james joyce was a pretentious hack
xdddd it's an entire book of nonsensical gibberish so quirky and avant garde
or let's not forget his magnum opus:
xdddd it's an entire book where half the words make no sense together and the other half are in latin to show how smart and cultured i am xddddddddddd im so fucking COOL have you seen my eyepatch
I saw these on 8ch Venezuela's board.
Literally right next to the "how to cook rat" thread.
Sooo
I can't roleplay hunting down gay people in fallout 76? Some of these people should check out new Vegas and Caesars legion....
> shocking homophobia attack
Everyone should have a mandatory year spent on 4chan.
I can see why they are called lost... They all support a false religion belief system in the guise of Christianity....
So, I can rate this 1 because my belief system, but it's put to get very well...So 5 for over all storytelling....
Fat-ass, lazy smoketards don’t like being told to clean up theirs fucking act.
Get caught littering a cigarette butt and you ought to have to eat it, but these Homers would probably eat the plastic couple off of a wedding cake.
he's not gay, he'd just rather suck a dick than stay married to her
vc: boy
It's probably my favorite thing in my daughter's room (besides my daughter).
The show turns up its politics starting in Season 5, becoming pretty blatant neoliberal ecumenism.
MLP from S5 onwards is literally them visiting other lands/species and overthrowing or 'influencing' nations that don't follow the friendship ideology (coded as a free trade/liberal cosmopolitanism). They overthrow a town that is strawmanned Marxism, and help support a changeling dissident who ends up dethroning his queen and creating a govt that is amenable to the 'good' nation. There's no mass warfare in the latter situation either, despite the changelings having thousands of warriors trained to distrust outsiders. Seems like an idealised Iraq in the eyes of neocons.
Even in less major cases, there's a clear strain of 'uplifting' backwards and xenophobic nations by opening up trade and preaching your values to them, cf. the yaks and griffons.
And oh lord let's not forget the dragons (the ponies' dragon helps 'install' a dragon leader who is amenable to friendship and Equestria). Thorax is basically Spike & Ember elided into the same character and applied to a different species & that species' government. Both happened within the same season, so there's definitely a trend.
The show's ideology seems to elide religious missionaries and neoliberal trade-ecumenism.
EDIT: Re: the Marxism town, it's portrayed as wilting and desolate, whereas later on (after the change) it's prosperous and extending trade tendrils to the rest of Equestria. It'll be interesting to know what the show writers think about Iran and North Korea, hmm...
umineko really is just japanese homestuck, huh
"Turn in your guns, pass the cyber security act" - Justin Biebler
"I was going to call my dad to ask him a question about my bank account"
That was the most Jewish thing I've heard all month.
Racism is a relatively new concept that has no factual basis and will not be remembered in a few hundred years. Speakers like JonTron will be on the right side of history.
>>861
huh. not sure i like that idea.
i think of it more like adults having kid arguments.
Don't be too hard on parrot thingy. He had to let Harvey Weinstein fuck him in the mouth for his part. :[
Viper puts the G in LGBT.
every time my wifi goes out i rape someone, so i guess i see where he's coming from
i just observe the major holidays like sport and emotional repression
G3T 0WNED LINUX NERDS
RIP MY NIGGA TERRY DAVIS
LINUX IS FOR NIGGERS
Americans are Russians with more teeth.
disgusting HAIRY ARMPITCORE
...Although "dumb enough for me to rant about on twitter" is a much lower bar than "important enough to write and publish an article about", I will admit.
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!
If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can't win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,
THE WOODMAN
expanding on my precvious point, the earth may be insanely flat, as well as everything on it!
you see, if i were to draw a straight line, would it not be curved if i bend the paper on which it was drawn? similarly(i hate pronouncing that word! ) the earth is flat if the Universe it is contained in is of trapeziodal time-space dimensions. less than being flat, the distance between two points would be the fold-space of the Nav Guild. Of course, this would all be impossible without the melange.
The spice girls must flow! A zig-a-zig ah!
They worshiping God of Rat called Mickey Mouse
95% of comments in here is come from Kiniro Mosaic anime meme.
5% of comments in here is honestly like this finish metal song. Ummm
After scrolling through the wiki, I learned that Slog can only use his vomit missile if he's standing on some liquid. At first i was disappointed, but then I had an idea: "If all he needs is some liquid, why not puke it at him?" After testing, I have confirmed that Slog can and does use "slime" to power his phlegm hose. This means that the player can take beguile and slime glands (then 5 MP worth of other mutations), go to Golgotha, seduce Sloggy, then power his booger cannon with your slime glands. Sure if anyone's noticed this before, so I thought I'd share.
Ok let me just break this down in a way you can understand:
Greetings! Hey there. How are you? Light be with you. King’s honor, friend. Well met. Be careful! For the Alliance. Can I help you? I supply only the finest goods. Go with honor, friend.
It has been brought to our attention that this video is old, the lady HAD been identified BUT apparently there was no news of her being prosecuted or whatsoever.
See I know what you mean but now all I can imagine is a centurion covered in salt dabbing furiously over the ruins of Carthage
I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o
In fact, if you are really looking for a private detective agency, then I can advise one pretty good agency. I addressed there myself when I needed to find one person, so I think they can help you there too. So, feel free to try. I think for you, this can be a great idea, here is a link to this agency https://infidelityprivateinvestigators.com.au/blog/. Good luck.
Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.
Enjoy your piss gelatin.
Mmmm. Chocolate Saberface Loli MLK. Licks lips I have a dream indeed.
Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.
Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).
I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.
Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?
I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.
Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.
Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, it’s a fact.
Conservative/guardian facts: It’s a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.
Learn #Gaelic with the Wu Tang Clan!
Named after one of Scotland’s oldest clans the WTC have been exploring rap’s gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.
Clann Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan
Mortair Aodainn-Taibhse -Ghostface Killah
Thoir sùil air mo ghrothlach - check out my gravel pit
I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"
Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache
would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.
I'd read an article about a guy eating 18 chicken breasts. That would be more interesting that this garbage.
Who is listening in [C U R R E N T Y E A R]?
Who knew this song before [popular thing it was in]?
Man [Other version] of [Insert song here] was much better.
Who is here from [popular thing] that [this song was featured in]?
In my universe, people who consume too much drugs may end up "perma-baked" and sent to the fantastic High-earth. Soon after, they will find themselves with a "trip-rite", a special power inspired by whatever drug that got them there.
This world has existed for millennia, and as such has a very large population at this point. Procreation doesn't exist as they are merely a consciousness that resembles their physical self on Earth. They can still die, however. Animals also exist on this planet, but the vast majority are native to it.
Most people see this place as some sort of drug paradise, while others (the minority) want to return home, a feat that only the legendary Tom Dragonkief has said to have done.
EDIT: Keep in mind that the story I am writing in this universe is what I like to call stoner fantasy
>ride a caragor to a caragor-fearing captain's place
>I'M FINNA BOUTTA SKIN YOU AND BOIL YOU MANSWINE PINKSKIN
>close-up on him instantly cowering in fear right afterwards
So we bombed Japan and got anime, and we bombed the Serbs and got this. does that mean we should keep bombing in hopes of more art?
The joke, never quite funny, and already taken too far, now takes on a more sinister edge. We are now trapped in our bacon future. Everything smells dead, salty, crispy. Nothing is untainted by the scent, the texture, the colors of hog-drippings. The animals eat our trash, and we eat them, and we are the trash. “Throw us away,” we shout in unison, and history obliges.
They're too tiny for that games 😂😂😂 They should love there self, because they're already too small...
Here we go, expert on Javanese islamist fashion
I feel really sorry for anyone who stumbles across this video with no idea who these two artists are.
I was once in talks to join a game with an old acquaintance, and was invited to hang out and watch a session/meet the players before I made my own character and jumped in to play.
I was fine with this, and so I showed up to find your typical smattering of edgy and snowflake characters, but nothing too bad.
Except for the pedomancer who killed children then resurrected them as his slaves.
Everyone was fine with this. After about an hour I stood up and said I had to go. Never went back, never talked to that old acquaintance again.
Do you have a Zoom on Penis and Balls of each Maid, please?
The true hero of Watchmen was the comic book industry pretending Alan Moore didn't murder the superhero genre with a brick and reviving it by reprinting the same stories but now with cuss words
so did nazies.
Nigger has been banned!
Salvador Dalí was legendary for jiggling his dirlywanger in front of models and guests, and Diogenes made a cottage industry out of spanking his spanakopita in the marketplace (according to legend, when challenged on his public pud-thumping, the famed “cynic” replied, “If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly.” That’s some good old-fashioned ancient Greek logic right there).
After life has burned away from the surface, one final android walks the Earth malfunctioning and believing he is Rodney Dangerfield. "My mother, she didn't write my name in my underwear," he says as his circuitboard finally melts away, "She wrote 'do not resuscitate."
broke: nothing wrong with 2D body pillows
woke: at least people having relationships with a 2D body pillow don't breed
bespoke: we're all just 3D body pillows for 4D lifeforms anyway
A female anus generally smells substantially better than a males hairy anus, both it itself and what emanates from it. There, I said it.
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ITT: Arbitrary definitions of geopolitical boundaries and ethnic classifications made by people who can barely tie their shoes.
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Seeing other young girls meet Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr sends me into a blinding rage.
These little bitches think they're Beatles fans, but they're not. They're stupid ass posers who don't love them HALF as much as I do. Whenever I see a young girl up on stage with them, I want to reach through my computer screen and strangle that dumb bitch to death. Makes me absolutely SICK that these younger, prettier girls get to meet them, but me, a person who obsesses over them 24/7 and wants to be their friend more than anything in the world DOESN'T, just because I can't afford a front row seat to their concert and I'm not some obnoxious little attention whore like these tweens ant teens.
Seriously, they can go burn in hell. I hope they all perish in fiery car crashes on their way home from the concerts. They deserve nothing but a slow and painful death for taking stealing the affection of MY BABIES!!!! I seriously want to hurt myself over the thought of never meeting the Beatles. I'm so depressed and filled with self-hatred every day. I'm starting to think the only way I will ever get their attention is if I kill myself over them and then my story gets on the news, and in fact, death will be the ONLY way I could meet TWO of them!! That might be the only way they will understand how much I love them. I'm not even joking about this. I'm shaking as I'm typing and thinking about cutting my fucking wrists and then posting the picture to Twitter so Paul and Ringo see the emotional damage they cause me when they meet other girls.
all these people talking about horse porn and im like where is the horse porn
I'm not gonna lie I still have my dick in my hand but I just couldn't stay away from those a e s t h e t i c s
>>925 close, a certain well-known vaporwave song, uploaded to pornhub for some reason
i wonder what kind of porn you have to be looking at for it to show up in the related videos
Theres an odd situation that occurs when anime Avi says "nigga" where one cannot know their race and therefore it can be considered both racist and not racist at the same time. I have dubbed this phenomenon "Schrodinger's Nigga"
chelsea manning just personally told josh sawyer she liked fallout: new vegas, while a ticker informed that“COMRADE_MIKU”donated $4.20
but then also a hundred things like this are happening every minute
Sometimes you'll see a puddle of saliva dripping from an open vent above you, uh, don't walk under those.
i bet you meme spouting niwaka poseur twitch kiddies have never even fapped to billy, you fucking casuals
don't ever think it's kool to do heroin that SHIT is for losers
Only thing gayer than vaping is lung cancer - Larry Ridgeway
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand understand understand understand understand understand the concept of love
rip charlie kirk died of crapass
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I'm suddenly very aware of the lack of female cereal characters. Prolly Cheerios tho cuz I bet they tight af.
Gotta get that honey nut
Harry Potter fans: it’d be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories HPF: what
JK: everyone used to shit themselves
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What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?
So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we're on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it's way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It's a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul's Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let's just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it. I gagged a bit and grabbed him by the boots and tossed him into the compactor. That was one I'll never forget
To paraphrase a crackhead "You made your bed, get fucked in it"
No one: .......
JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
waiter: anything to drink?
JK Rowling: the sorting hat can fuck but chooses not to
Honestly I wish we could live in an ancap society so I could have bought you as a baby and had you work in the fields or whatever. Truly the utopia we both deserve.
Hey, newsflash OP, your personality is not made up of the actions you take
your personality is probably shit and that's why you're single
Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.
thats delusional. is it background gas? ambient worms? i am god and king. i am jesys christ. believe with me as i am or suffer and die by your own doings
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YouTube are apparently removing all conspiracy content. This means I need to defend the speech of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers.
Super.
Would be nice if someone who isn't mental could have their free speech attacked so people can stop being mad at me.
Any git project with an anime girl-majority contributor base is guaranteed to be quality. Prove me wrong.
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global warming has gone full trans. It now identifies with winter
Roided up terminators wearing stuffed bras beating the fucking shit out of women in sports they trained their whole lives for is the funniest thing in the world to me and the best thing about diversity.
thinking about becoming an extremely obscure and opinionated cleric who issues a stream of bizarre fatwas about fairground rides
Don’t people who go on cruises realize that you can have severe diarrhea in the comfort of your own home?
We also miss one other thing: The animals are unable to have paper babies, which was a really good aspect of Mr. Shingu’s Paper Zoo. The baby animals always inherited the colours of the mother and the father animals, you basically had some awesome breeding possibilities.
chuck norris jokes celebrate outdated machismo and neoliberal settler bootstrapping, shaggy memes celebrate the disaffected, aimless proto-millennial layabout through retooling pop cultural signifiers
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me: ngh!! daddy!! sex noises
daddy: stops hm do you have tapeworms sweetie?
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An orc taking the red pill would just realize that he is an orc.
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It's the beauty of socialism: getting Rabbis to load the trains.
>>966
So is the alt-right in favor of socialism now because it makes the Jews turn on each other? I haven't been keeping up with politics.
I only voted for Donald Trump because I have submission fetish.
I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.
My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.
Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.
Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.
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so what i'm hearing is a group of fish > maroon 5
It's long been theorized that lesbians don't exist. Perhaps, most lesbians aren't genuinely attracted to the same sex like they claim, they're too ugly to get a man so they lean towards the same sex. Not to mention, studies have found that a large percentage of lesbians have had sex with multiple men before in their life. I will be doing more research on this subject in the coming days.
First of all, I'm still trying to figure out how Shaggy became a massive meme. I don't find it funny at all, but that my personal opinion. And the fact that people are still asking for it, even after the devs have confirmed that he won't be making it into MK11 annoys the hell out of me.
Secondly, Mortal Kombat is a violent fighting game. The characters/fighters in the game are unique, badass and they scream violence/gore. Shaggy is a fucking cartoon character ffs, instead of making petitions for Shaggy(and people signing for that shit), I don't see people asking for other characters that suit the MK universe so well, for example Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Pennywise, Hellraiser, Micheal Myers or any other worthy characters, instead of that fucking dipshit Shaggy.
Sorry everyone, no offence to Shaggy, Scooby Doo is part of my childhood, but this whole Shaggy shit has gone way too far. I hope he doesn't ever makes it into this or any other upcoming MK games. The last thing I don't want to see is a franchise being ruined because of some stupid suggestions.
I keep seeing this term "uwu" going around and nobody in the mainstream media covering it.
It means:
Ultimate
White
Unity
And it's being used as a dog-whistle for white supremacists. @splcenter @NAACP please expose these ppl! @MSNBC @CNN @HuffPost @nytimes
I will tell you guys what; I didn't used to believe in this stuff about reptilians. However, I am not just a believer, I know it exist.
It seems as though the reptilians are unable to keep their shape if they are experiencing extreme emotions. I worked for a big telecomm company and I had this boss that enjoyed on a Draconian level to make people suffer. She would target a new person every quarter, and just make their lives hell until they eventually quit. When they hired me, I noticed that she made several satanic gestures with her hands during meetings, etc. After having worked with her, and giving what she thought was the right response over time to her gestures, she thought I was one of them (at the very least a Satanist). So, she took me under her wing to train, and she started sharing with me some of her thought about people. They were extremely dark and draconian, but I had no idea how dark. One day, she offered me a promotion, to a management position. She like to put people in positions of power that she felt she could control, so that she could get away with some heinous, even illegal activity. I refused, and soon became the target of her evil deeds. She would always ask if I feared her, which I did not, and when I said no, she would get really angry.
Now, I digress, but here is something that I learned. It seems as though these reptilians shapeshift with something that is comparable to a refresh rate on a computer. So you know how you cannot see your computer or TV blinking but it is, it is just doing it at a much faster rate than the eye can see. I think their shapeshifting works that way, and with a well trained eye, just like you can train yourself to see a computer refresh blinking, you can see a reptilian shapeshift.
So, I went to get Lasik surgery. Shortly there after, I notice not only had I been able to see 20/10, but I could now see things I did not even know exist before. Also, I could focus on objects for a lot longer than the before. So after the surgery, she was moving in for the "kill" with me to fire me (which didn't work). However, I got her so upset during this meeting that she started to shapeshift before my eyes. First, it was just a skin color change. However, later it was also a texture change, and then a shape change. I was amazed at what I was seeing, and I made certain not to blink during the first 2 minutes or so while seeing it. I finally blinked, at least twice, but the shapeshifting was still occurring. I think then, she caught herself, realized that I had seen (I probably had a shocked look on my face), and she tried to stay calm with a smile on her face and she cut the meeting short. Needless to say, she never did get to fire me, however, after that meeting, she never met with me again. She barely said more than good morning to me after that. Her reptilian/draconian tactics did not stop, she just did it through the managers she had set in place.
After this, I became a true believer. I had never seen anything like this and I would not have believed it if I did not see it with my own eyes.
Why is there no proof? Well, I think that current day technology (i.e., cameras and video equipment) has too slow a refresh rate and/or shutter speed to catch the transition. However, if you know someone that may be a reptilian, get them really upset, and if you look very carefully, you will see a glitch in the matrix. The question is, do you want to blue pill or the red pill. Once you see it, you will never see the world in the same way again and they seem to all know that you are able to see them.
Knowledge is power!
Jay
I am AUSTRALIAN, I have always throughout my life watched and loved Chinese movies, I've had a Chinese maths teacher, Chinese bosses within the Hospitality' industry, and I try to mimic the accent and words even though I don't know what they mean, TO CHINA AND MY FRIENDS THAT I MET FROM MONGOLIA, AND TO ALL OF THE ASIAN REGION, I LOVE YOU, I STAND SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU, I HONOUR YOU* APPRAISALS
>>975
I think if you think back to Launchpad McQuack/Greatest Side-Kick poll that was on gamespot in 2011, you might find an answer. While I also don't believe the Shaggy thing is funny at all, neither did any of the people who were taking part in the pole. It seems like the same relative concept but I could also be way off.
Try explaining "the 2021 American Civil War started with a skirmish between furries and racist bodybuilders" to someone from 2005
>so gay Nazis are a thing?
I have to say, as a German, our Nazi teacher in school taught us that we lost due to the English betrayal and because Göring was dumb, but my own research convinced me that it was because Hitler (asexual) was not gay.
Frederic the Great was raised by his father to be a Spartan fag. He died childless but made a rural, piss-poor minor country - Prussia - into a great power. Even Napoleon trembled at his grave. This is the power of gay supremacy.
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I am going to drink iodine and hope I don't work at mcdonalds until I die.
I dunno, I think a perfectly-okay Jesus birthing himself triumphantly out of a lion's asshole would be pretty neat. Of course given the most common iconography, I guess it would be Jesus getting eaten by the lion in the first place.
I have a feeling the whole "this is my body" line might not be given such preeminence in the religion were that the case.
Or maybe it would?
This fucker came into my gym a couple of weeks ago dressed in that weird getup and I thought he had walked in by accident and gave him directions to the nearest leather club, but he got all fucking aggressive and tried to fight me.
We're not talking about computers or phones at the moment. We are talking about you having to euthanize your cat, because it is the vegan thing to do.
This has nothing to do with pretend pure veganism or competition or anything. Just the simple matter of your cat and what you know you should do. It is very easy to be vegan until the hard choices come up. Listen to yourself talk like people who eat meat talk to us every day. Give fake reasons, spew whataboutisms, it's nothing new.
Yes there are other issues and if you want to talk about them, we can do it separately.
fapping to incest while high has become my anchor and im drowning
>homoerotic bullying
How very British
This song was funny in the nineties when people could actually find work that paid for things like housing and food, now it just seems kind of mean.
I am a Grammy nominated songwriter-producer with songs in movies like Rocky Balboa, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Expendables 2 and hundreds of TV shows. If I told up and coming artists and songwriters that working at MacDonalds would make you more money than my yearly royalties, they would think I am a huge liar. Foreign royalties that even pay theatrical royalties only adds up to pennies and under 50 dollars most times, and remember, I am talking the biggest grossing movies and most popular TV shows. ASCAP should be ashamed of itself and I should have my head examined to pursue this career for so long!
Raita designed Valkyria Chronicles 2 kilometers underground, inside SEGA’s maximum security, solitary confinement ward.
No less than fifteen men had high-powered assault weapons trained on his head the entire time, required by law to unload the whole clip should they feel even a fraction of Raita’s power above what was recommended by their top art directors.
The man himself was kept in the center of an empty room, a straitjacket and mask keeping him from any movement. He does not draw you see, he wills a design to life on the sheets of paper you bring near him, and so sheet after sheet was filled with the images of anime soldiers of all shapes and sizes, the lovable crew of Squad Seven.
But they underestimated Raita. Just because he was chained down like a dog did not mean he couldn’t find an outlet for the horny. A rookie soldier, the first day on their job, made the mistake of wandering into daydream; specifically a daydream of anime tiddies.
A drop of water in the desert. Raita’s eyes flashed. Lo and behold Selvaria grew torpedo tits larger than her head. The rookie’s eyes were set alight, the walls began to bleed rust, the screams of pain and lust echoing through the nightmares of all who witnessed this forever.
And yet they could not kill him. “Our contract remains intact. ” He protested behind delighted eyes, as the survivors leveled their weapons on his head. “I used none of my own desires to shape Selvaria. Rather, I was only fulfilling the wishes of our dearly departed little friend.”
One day, no soldiers came into the room. Instead, one man approached Raita in the center, a piece of paper in hand.
“Good afternoon. My name is Takashi Takeuchi. I’d like to hire you for our FGO project! ”
Raita watched him with curious eyes as Takeuchi began to undo the straitjacket’s belts.
“What are you doing? ”
“Well how are you supposed to draw anything without hands? ”
Raita smiled.
do those spiders prey on squirrels or just our hopes for a brighter future
ok commonwealth is just a fancy word for state of uk. that is the reason why you guys still have the queen as your queen. your government officials are only in office if the "crown" approves. also one of the queen of englands titles is "Queen of New Zealand" so yes new zealand and the rest of the :commonwealth" states are part of the UK or united kingdom
So since I was 14, I have been attracted to nerdy men, but not because of their genitalia or I want to fuck their genitals, I'm specifically sexually aroused by their thighs after reading about nerds who strangled other men to death with their thighs. I get very aroused at these cases and stories, and 9 years later I feel exactly the same about nerds and their thighs.
I am not the only person to feel this way, there's a subreddit called r/Thighsexual which even has a Discord server dedicated to it. Thighsexual is named after the body part we're turned on by.
So recently I came out to my mother. My mom always thought I was gay and I told my mom I'm not gay so she asked me if I was interested in getting a wife, I said no. She seemed so disappointed and I told her, with tears in my eyes, that I am a Thighsexual. She paused for a moment, replying monotonously with ''what the fuck is that?'' and I explained to her that it means I basically want to fuck the thighs of nerdy men and get strangled by their thighs. She retched and started yelling at me and throwing coat hangers at me, storming out the room and calling me a freak.
i dont have autism but i have a friend who knows someone with autism and i guess thats kinda a compkiment right? being told you type like someone an age older than you. XD
Not part of the paste, but we're almost at 1000!!!
No excuses part: I'm not about to learn advanced algebra just to make somebody happy.
Indeed, nonsense is nonsense and yours is not welcome here. Thread locked.