sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
Ainsley Harriott: This is no Zaku bwuoi! no zaku. this is SPICY
I go to one of these places, and mine has a ridiculous cleaning fee if you cum in the tank. On the order of several hundred bucks if I remember right. Built right into the terms and conditions.
Vaping in the sensory deprivation tank is also expressly forbidden.
Of course. When I talk to a handsome man all I can think of is his cock. But I resist the temptation.
That's also what happened to the Japanese Officer in the OP. The thought of cock was simply too much and overwhelmed him. Gladly he had his men around to save him from descending into darkness.
Everyone needs a very close male friend that stands by him when the homosexual thoughts gets too strong.
(editor's note: the OP in question was a webm of this scene: https://youtu.be/AALrrgEOlvU?t=125)
I recently expelled a turd out of my rectum that was a considerable size. It created a tear in my anal lining that has made evacuating more stools feel like ten wasps are stinging my asshole
I really like this album. I like it better than my mom.
nO OnE cArEs bOuT KAnYe tHo
Smoke honk everyday
thanks for this list of people that moved away from Ohio on this, the "Escape from Ohio" music video comments section
Since coming here I've noticed that Japanese people seem to be terrified of elevator doors. Not only elevator doors, but doors in general. It's something that is deeply engraved within the Japanese culture, and to understand that, we have to look into the reason for that, which is kanji; the base of the Japanese language.
The kanji of door (Λ) is made out of 2 different radicals. The first one could be confused with the kanji for "one" (κ), but as you may know, things can be a little bit more complicated, just like in this case. The upper radical that looks straight is actually crooked, and it is "乀", meaning "stretch". The one below is "", which can mean "corpse" or "remains".
Now, if you put them together you get "stretched corpse". And there is a story behind that. Indeed, the Japanese, crafty as they were, tried to make doors (which had a different appellation at that time) out of different materials. One of those were animal bones and skin. But animal bones often had certain problems. They were robust at first, but slowly degraded over time.
Then one day, someone had the idea of using their enemies to create such thing. So during their numerous internal wars, they would debone their war prisoners while they were still alive, and use these bones to make door frames. The remains () of their skin would be stretched out (乀), and put over the bones as decoration their doors.
The bones weren't as robust as animal bones, but they wouldn't degrade as fast.
So as you can see, doors were something gruesome in the early days of Japan, all the way to the beginning of the Edo Period, where this custom slowly faded away in favor of wooden doors.
For this reason, the Japanese still have some sort of primal fear of doors, as for the past thousands of years, they were made out of stretched corpses of their enemies.
Barbaric, perhaps, but you must admit that the Japanese have always been ingenious in many ways throughout history.
HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.
I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.
The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.
Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-
Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow
>>811
I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.
cats are low int high cha
Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people
I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha
There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru
Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years
I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.
'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'
So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.
VC: no
Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.
Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!
meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself
"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."
-Dio Brando
Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.
Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.
Edit: bears, not people.
I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags
Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.
shockin&cryin&pissin Ε
YOU FUCKTARD DIDN'T HELP ME AND TELL AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLEST WAY.
SO I WILL FUCK THIS SUBREDDIT.
HERE IS THE MESSAGE TO YOU, BOARD OWNER AND MODS.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET CRUSHED BY CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RIVER FROM THE HILLS AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH WHEN YOU ARE ALL COOKING DURING COOK YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HOT PAN YOUR HANDS GET BURNED PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBER GET A CANCER AND DIE.
I HOPE YOU ALL GET GASSED AND DIE!
THERE IS EXTREME LIGHTING THAN EVER BEFORE DURING CLOUDY DAY AND RAIN. THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING.
SO I WISH WHEN A STRONGEST LIGHTING COMES TO YOUR BODY YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ALL DIE PAINFULLY WHEN YOU SEAT IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
I WISH SOMEONE KIDNAPS YOU, FORCED YOU DRINK POISON AND LOCK YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE!
I WISH YOU FALLEN DOWN FROM STAIR AND YOUR BACKBONE BROKEN PERMANENTLY SO YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FOREVER.
I WISH YOU LOSE IN FOREST WITH NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND POISON SNAKE BITES YOU. YOU WILL DIE AS THERE IS NO HOSPITAL IN FOREST.
I WISH STRONGEST LARGEST EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN MID NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE IN DEEP SLEEP THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED AND YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE BEATS YOU AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE CHOP YOUR FINGERS.
I WISH YOU ALL GET TORTURED BY SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
I WISH YOU SHOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU HOLD A GUN.
I WISH YOU ALL GET CHOKED AND DIE.
I WISH YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
IT IS NOTHING WRONG FOR WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN RAPE BY USING WOMAN ON TOP (COWGIRL SEX POSTITON) IN A TIGHT WAY THAT YOUR PENIS WILL BE BROKEN.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GETS EBOLA AND DIE!!!
I WISH SOMEONE THROW YOU FROM TALLER BUILDING AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE PUT YOUR HEAD TO ROPE SO THAT YOU DIE PAINFULLY
REDDIT WOULD BE FINISHED BY ME.
I WILL KEEP MESSING THIS BOARD UNTIL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM SO SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM ALONE.
MOST INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED MARRIED TO CONSERVATIVE STUPID MAN.
I HATE MARRIAGE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP
We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!
My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
THE FORCE IS ALWAYS THERE!!!
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!
120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!
sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman
On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else
Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.
I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor
"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."
The government hates competition.
that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post
I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world
15 USC 2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR 795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.
Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.
THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes
AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.
>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?
having a habitable planet to continue living on i think
A world thatfs like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort
Do what you will with this idea
at this juncture who hasnt killed hitler
>>849
I think this is the lore behind Mage Knight Board Game. Or maybe not, but it totally could be.
"If you want to see stars, look up at night" Black Science Man
who cares, james joyce was a pretentious hack
xdddd it's an entire book of nonsensical gibberish so quirky and avant garde
or let's not forget his magnum opus:
xdddd it's an entire book where half the words make no sense together and the other half are in latin to show how smart and cultured i am xddddddddddd im so fucking COOL have you seen my eyepatch
I saw these on 8ch Venezuela's board.
Literally right next to the "how to cook rat" thread.
Sooo
I can't roleplay hunting down gay people in fallout 76? Some of these people should check out new Vegas and Caesars legion....
> shocking homophobia attack
Everyone should have a mandatory year spent on 4chan.
I can see why they are called lost... They all support a false religion belief system in the guise of Christianity....
So, I can rate this 1 because my belief system, but it's put to get very well...So 5 for over all storytelling....
Fat-ass, lazy smoketards donft like being told to clean up theirs fucking act.
Get caught littering a cigarette butt and you ought to have to eat it, but these Homers would probably eat the plastic couple off of a wedding cake.
he's not gay, he'd just rather suck a dick than stay married to her
vc: boy
It's probably my favorite thing in my daughter's room (besides my daughter).
The show turns up its politics starting in Season 5, becoming pretty blatant neoliberal ecumenism.
MLP from S5 onwards is literally them visiting other lands/species and overthrowing or 'influencing' nations that don't follow the friendship ideology (coded as a free trade/liberal cosmopolitanism). They overthrow a town that is strawmanned Marxism, and help support a changeling dissident who ends up dethroning his queen and creating a govt that is amenable to the 'good' nation. There's no mass warfare in the latter situation either, despite the changelings having thousands of warriors trained to distrust outsiders. Seems like an idealised Iraq in the eyes of neocons.
Even in less major cases, there's a clear strain of 'uplifting' backwards and xenophobic nations by opening up trade and preaching your values to them, cf. the yaks and griffons.
And oh lord let's not forget the dragons (the ponies' dragon helps 'install' a dragon leader who is amenable to friendship and Equestria). Thorax is basically Spike & Ember elided into the same character and applied to a different species & that species' government. Both happened within the same season, so there's definitely a trend.
The show's ideology seems to elide religious missionaries and neoliberal trade-ecumenism.
EDIT: Re: the Marxism town, it's portrayed as wilting and desolate, whereas later on (after the change) it's prosperous and extending trade tendrils to the rest of Equestria. It'll be interesting to know what the show writers think about Iran and North Korea, hmm...
umineko really is just japanese homestuck, huh
"Turn in your guns, pass the cyber security act" - Justin Biebler
"I was going to call my dad to ask him a question about my bank account"
That was the most Jewish thing I've heard all month.
Racism is a relatively new concept that has no factual basis and will not be remembered in a few hundred years. Speakers like JonTron will be on the right side of history.
>>861
huh. not sure i like that idea.
i think of it more like adults having kid arguments.
Don't be too hard on parrot thingy. He had to let Harvey Weinstein fuck him in the mouth for his part. :[
Viper puts the G in LGBT.
every time my wifi goes out i rape someone, so i guess i see where he's coming from
i just observe the major holidays like sport and emotional repression
G3T 0WNED LINUX NERDS
RIP MY NIGGA TERRY DAVIS
LINUX IS FOR NIGGERS
Americans are Russians with more teeth.