[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 11:20

Ainsley Harriott: This is no Zaku bwuoi! no zaku. this is SPICY

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:25

I go to one of these places, and mine has a ridiculous cleaning fee if you cum in the tank. On the order of several hundred bucks if I remember right. Built right into the terms and conditions.

Vaping in the sensory deprivation tank is also expressly forbidden.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 13:06

Of course. When I talk to a handsome man all I can think of is his cock. But I resist the temptation.
That's also what happened to the Japanese Officer in the OP. The thought of cock was simply too much and overwhelmed him. Gladly he had his men around to save him from descending into darkness.
Everyone needs a very close male friend that stands by him when the homosexual thoughts gets too strong.

(editor's note: the OP in question was a webm of this scene: https://youtu.be/AALrrgEOlvU?t=125)

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:46

I recently expelled a turd out of my rectum that was a considerable size. It created a tear in my anal lining that has made evacuating more stools feel like ten wasps are stinging my asshole

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 18:11

I really like this album. I like it better than my mom.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 20:13

nO OnE cArEs bOuT KAnYe tHo

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 12:17

Smoke honk everyday

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 17:13

thanks for this list of people that moved away from Ohio on this, the "Escape from Ohio" music video comments section

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 00:20

Since coming here I've noticed that Japanese people seem to be terrified of elevator doors. Not only elevator doors, but doors in general. It's something that is deeply engraved within the Japanese culture, and to understand that, we have to look into the reason for that, which is kanji; the base of the Japanese language.

The kanji of door (ŒË) is made out of 2 different radicals. The first one could be confused with the kanji for "one" (ˆê), but as you may know, things can be a little bit more complicated, just like in this case. The upper radical that looks straight is actually crooked, and it is "乀", meaning "stretch". The one below is "›™", which can mean "corpse" or "remains".

Now, if you put them together you get "stretched corpse". And there is a story behind that. Indeed, the Japanese, crafty as they were, tried to make doors (which had a different appellation at that time) out of different materials. One of those were animal bones and skin. But animal bones often had certain problems. They were robust at first, but slowly degraded over time.

Then one day, someone had the idea of using their enemies to create such thing. So during their numerous internal wars, they would debone their war prisoners while they were still alive, and use these bones to make door frames. The remains (›™) of their skin would be stretched out (乀), and put over the bones as decoration their doors.

The bones weren't as robust as animal bones, but they wouldn't degrade as fast.

So as you can see, doors were something gruesome in the early days of Japan, all the way to the beginning of the Edo Period, where this custom slowly faded away in favor of wooden doors.

For this reason, the Japanese still have some sort of primal fear of doors, as for the past thousands of years, they were made out of stretched corpses of their enemies.

Barbaric, perhaps, but you must admit that the Japanese have always been ingenious in many ways throughout history.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 19:58

Trump's victory plus the Brexit vote plus the Patriots improbable Superbowl win plus the Best Picture announcement flub at the Oscar ceremony were all supposedly Things That Weren't Supposed To Happen. Therefore, it wasn't their perceptions and expectations that were wrong, no, it was reality itself that was wrong. Now, you've got to be imbibing in some seriously high-proof narcissistic silly juice in order to think that, but that was then.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 00:53

HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.

I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 04:13

>>811
Wassisface Weasley and the Quidditch Team Hazing Rite

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 04:17

The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 05:32

Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-

Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 07:55

>>811
I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 08:19

cats are low int high cha

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 10:39

Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 21:02

>>871
You rang?

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 00:59

I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:11

There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 05:51

Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years

I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.

'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 00:11

Well, nothing against the written law, which the media would know if it could do anything but sit on Twitter all fucking day long and perform analingus on Democrats.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 02:48

Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.

Discuss.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:03

So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.

VC: no

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:19

Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 18:56

Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 19:53

If homosexual Democrats start harassing your children, remember that beating them with a chair is against the law. Just call the police.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 20:56

meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 03:31

"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."

-Dio Brando

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 19:25

Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 11:46

Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.

Edit: bears, not people.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 19:06

I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 00:32

Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 12:23

shockin&cryin&pissin ‚Å‘

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 12:08

YOU FUCKTARD DIDN'T HELP ME AND TELL AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLEST WAY.
SO I WILL FUCK THIS SUBREDDIT.
HERE IS THE MESSAGE TO YOU, BOARD OWNER AND MODS.

I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET CRUSHED BY CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RIVER FROM THE HILLS AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH WHEN YOU ARE ALL COOKING DURING COOK YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HOT PAN YOUR HANDS GET BURNED PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBER GET A CANCER AND DIE.
I HOPE YOU ALL GET GASSED AND DIE!
THERE IS EXTREME LIGHTING THAN EVER BEFORE DURING CLOUDY DAY AND RAIN. THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING.
SO I WISH WHEN A STRONGEST LIGHTING COMES TO YOUR BODY YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ALL DIE PAINFULLY WHEN YOU SEAT IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
I WISH SOMEONE KIDNAPS YOU, FORCED YOU DRINK POISON AND LOCK YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE!
I WISH YOU FALLEN DOWN FROM STAIR AND YOUR BACKBONE BROKEN PERMANENTLY SO YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FOREVER.
I WISH YOU LOSE IN FOREST WITH NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND POISON SNAKE BITES YOU. YOU WILL DIE AS THERE IS NO HOSPITAL IN FOREST.
I WISH STRONGEST LARGEST EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN MID NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE IN DEEP SLEEP THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED AND YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE BEATS YOU AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE CHOP YOUR FINGERS.
I WISH YOU ALL GET TORTURED BY SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
I WISH YOU SHOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU HOLD A GUN.
I WISH YOU ALL GET CHOKED AND DIE.
I WISH YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
IT IS NOTHING WRONG FOR WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN RAPE BY USING WOMAN ON TOP (COWGIRL SEX POSTITON) IN A TIGHT WAY THAT YOUR PENIS WILL BE BROKEN.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GETS EBOLA AND DIE!!!
I WISH SOMEONE THROW YOU FROM TALLER BUILDING AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE PUT YOUR HEAD TO ROPE SO THAT YOU DIE PAINFULLY
REDDIT WOULD BE FINISHED BY ME.
I WILL KEEP MESSING THIS BOARD UNTIL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

I AM SO SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM ALONE.
MOST INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED MARRIED TO CONSERVATIVE STUPID MAN.
I HATE MARRIAGE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP

We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!

My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
THE FORCE IS ALWAYS THERE!!!
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 23:43

Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!

120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 00:29

sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 02:23

On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:16

Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 14:53

I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 19:01

"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."

The government hates competition.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 05:36

that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 19:18

I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 19:36

15 USC ˜˜2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR ˜795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 11:30

Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 06:10

THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 08:43

AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 11:26

>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?

having a habitable planet to continue living on i think

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 22:22

A world thatfs like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort

Do what you will with this idea

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 17:36

at this juncture who hasnt killed hitler

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 00:15

>>849
I think this is the lore behind Mage Knight Board Game. Or maybe not, but it totally could be.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 01:50

"If you want to see stars, look up at night" Black Science Man

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 20:21

who cares, james joyce was a pretentious hack

xdddd it's an entire book of nonsensical gibberish so quirky and avant garde

or let's not forget his magnum opus:

xdddd it's an entire book where half the words make no sense together and the other half are in latin to show how smart and cultured i am xddddddddddd im so fucking COOL have you seen my eyepatch

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 23:38

I saw these on 8ch Venezuela's board.
Literally right next to the "how to cook rat" thread.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:49

Sooo

I can't roleplay hunting down gay people in fallout 76? Some of these people should check out new Vegas and Caesars legion....

> shocking homophobia attack

Everyone should have a mandatory year spent on 4chan.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:52

I can see why they are called lost... They all support a false religion belief system in the guise of Christianity....
So, I can rate this 1 because my belief system, but it's put to get very well...So 5 for over all storytelling....

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 02:55

Fat-ass, lazy smoketards donft like being told to clean up theirs fucking act.

Get caught littering a cigarette butt and you ought to have to eat it, but these Homers would probably eat the plastic couple off of a wedding cake.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 04:41

he's not gay, he'd just rather suck a dick than stay married to her

vc: boy

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 14:09

It's probably my favorite thing in my daughter's room (besides my daughter).

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 22:21

The show turns up its politics starting in Season 5, becoming pretty blatant neoliberal ecumenism.

MLP from S5 onwards is literally them visiting other lands/species and overthrowing or 'influencing' nations that don't follow the friendship ideology (coded as a free trade/liberal cosmopolitanism). They overthrow a town that is strawmanned Marxism, and help support a changeling dissident who ends up dethroning his queen and creating a govt that is amenable to the 'good' nation. There's no mass warfare in the latter situation either, despite the changelings having thousands of warriors trained to distrust outsiders. Seems like an idealised Iraq in the eyes of neocons.

Even in less major cases, there's a clear strain of 'uplifting' backwards and xenophobic nations by opening up trade and preaching your values to them, cf. the yaks and griffons.

And oh lord let's not forget the dragons (the ponies' dragon helps 'install' a dragon leader who is amenable to friendship and Equestria). Thorax is basically Spike & Ember elided into the same character and applied to a different species & that species' government. Both happened within the same season, so there's definitely a trend.

The show's ideology seems to elide religious missionaries and neoliberal trade-ecumenism.

EDIT: Re: the Marxism town, it's portrayed as wilting and desolate, whereas later on (after the change) it's prosperous and extending trade tendrils to the rest of Equestria. It'll be interesting to know what the show writers think about Iran and North Korea, hmm...

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 21:02

umineko really is just japanese homestuck, huh

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 22:50

"Turn in your guns, pass the cyber security act" - Justin Biebler

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 17:34

"I was going to call my dad to ask him a question about my bank account"

That was the most Jewish thing I've heard all month.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 02:49

Racism is a relatively new concept that has no factual basis and will not be remembered in a few hundred years. Speakers like JonTron will be on the right side of history.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 03:04

>>861
huh. not sure i like that idea.

i think of it more like adults having kid arguments.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 01:24

Don't be too hard on parrot thingy. He had to let Harvey Weinstein fuck him in the mouth for his part. :[

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 03:22

Viper puts the G in LGBT.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 22:10

every time my wifi goes out i rape someone, so i guess i see where he's coming from

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 22:29

i just observe the major holidays like sport and emotional repression

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 18:40

G3T 0WNED LINUX NERDS
RIP MY NIGGA TERRY DAVIS
LINUX IS FOR NIGGERS

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 08:01

Americans are Russians with more teeth.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 01:16

disgusting HAIRY ARMPITCORE

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9234 19:08

The Akallabeth is kind of like that one time in Dwarf Fortress when it turned out mermaids, although sentient, were a possible source of industrial materials and meat, so people started farming them by drowning and slaughtering them in massive pens and Toady intervened by making that impossible because of how fucked up it was.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 22:57

...Although "dumb enough for me to rant about on twitter" is a much lower bar than "important enough to write and publish an article about", I will admit.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 13:54

Date: Sun, 11 Feb 1996 11:28:22 -0400
Subject: ski free!

If this is the correct person, please tell me why the stupid fucking monster
comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy before he gets to the bottom of
the hill. Nothing personal, but this is Sunday morning & I really did not
like the idea of getting eaten by the monster this early. What I am really
trying to say is fix the program or stop making games for the likes of me,
who can't win. Actually, you ruined my day. Have a nice one,
THE WOODMAN

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 16:09

Radicals compete for young recruits with pimps and drug dealers. And if youfve ever compared gbeforeh and gafterh photographs of kids that have been recruited by the far left, they look exactly like the billboards warning about the dangers of meth.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 19:06

At what point do we throw in the towel and just let them follow their own path to whatever future they have dealt themselves?

How much more effort, money, resources, food and medicine do we keep pouring into this cauldron of endless disaster?

Several species of humanoids have failed and become extinct. Perhaps we are watching this process play out before our eyes.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 20:57

expanding on my precvious point, the earth may be insanely flat, as well as everything on it!
you see, if i were to draw a straight line, would it not be curved if i bend the paper on which it was drawn? similarly(i hate pronouncing that word! ) the earth is flat if the Universe it is contained in is of trapeziodal time-space dimensions. less than being flat, the distance between two points would be the fold-space of the Nav Guild. Of course, this would all be impossible without the melange.
The spice girls must flow! A zig-a-zig ah!

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 02:13

They worshiping God of Rat called Mickey Mouse

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 06:02

95% of comments in here is come from Kiniro Mosaic anime meme.
5% of comments in here is honestly like this finish metal song. Ummm

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 17:23

After scrolling through the wiki, I learned that Slog can only use his vomit missile if he's standing on some liquid. At first i was disappointed, but then I had an idea: "If all he needs is some liquid, why not puke it at him?" After testing, I have confirmed that Slog can and does use "slime" to power his phlegm hose. This means that the player can take beguile and slime glands (then 5 MP worth of other mutations), go to Golgotha, seduce Sloggy, then power his booger cannon with your slime glands. Sure if anyone's noticed this before, so I thought I'd share.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 05:00

Ok let me just break this down in a way you can understand:

Greetings! Hey there. How are you? Light be with you. Kingfs honor, friend. Well met. Be careful! For the Alliance. Can I help you? I supply only the finest goods. Go with honor, friend.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 07:39

It has been brought to our attention that this video is old, the lady HAD been identified BUT apparently there was no news of her being prosecuted or whatsoever.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 13:57

>>882
Waat? Me busy! Me not that kind of orc!

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 15:50

Many of you are focusing on the volume of the peeing.
Others of you seem more concerned with accidental peeings.
I, however, am just deeply disappointed in all of you.
20 replies 66 retweets 573 likes

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9245 10:46

GNU/Linux (or BSD) is for people proud to own their own property, on which they're free to do as they please.

Windows is a dirty apartment in Smolensk issued by a government supported monopoly. And you get to pay for it.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 21:13

See I know what you mean but now all I can imagine is a centurion covered in salt dabbing furiously over the ruins of Carthage

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 17:16

Giving you a buck on Patreon was worth having my gf walk in this morning excited after hearing anime music, only to find it was another 30yr old Boomer meme.

*sips*

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 17:21

I'm 3 months old and I listen to death grips. guess I'm just mature for my age 0.o

890 Name: DennyPhantom : 1993-09-9248 18:15

In fact, if you are really looking for a private detective agency, then I can advise one pretty good agency. I addressed there myself when I needed to find one person, so I think they can help you there too. So, feel free to try. I think for you, this can be a great idea, here is a link to this agency https://infidelityprivateinvestigators.com.au/blog/. Good luck.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 14:22

Sink pissers ruin the ecology of their sink drains.

Enjoy your piss gelatin.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 21:32

Mmmm. Chocolate Saberface Loli MLK. Licks lips I have a dream indeed.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 19:01

Apparently the new Spiderman: Into The Spider Verse movie was so good the kid in front of me got too excited and shat themselves in the middle of it.

Not sure what was worse, the smell or that I still stayed till the end (this was last night).

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 01:12

I'm a little worried about the logistics of the toy; in the past I've found Tenga eggs really unsatisfying and unnatural-feeling if they haven't been left in a hot water bath to warm up, so I'm thinking I might buy a self-contained fondue kit and use it to keep a few gallons of lube heated nicely, to be ladled into the Pussy portion of the dismembered 20lb of Pussy and Ass whenever it needs a little warmth or lubrication.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 19:08

Can I sue my parents for birthing me without consent?

I didn't really choose to have this life (or body) and I don't really like it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 23:49

Occurred to me lately the difference between progressive facts and guardian facts.

Liberal/progressive facts: If enough of us feel a certain way, itfs a fact.

Conservative/guardian facts: Itfs a fact if you can walk it outside and hold it under sunlight, regardless how it makes you feel.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 16:27

Learn #Gaelic with the Wu Tang Clan!

Named after one of Scotlandfs oldest clans the WTC have been exploring rapfs gritty roots in the Inner Hebrides.

Clann Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan
Mortair Aodainn-Taibhse -Ghostface Killah

Thoir sùil air mo ghrothlach - check out my gravel pit

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 10:30

I looked up at him lovingly and whispered "What you thinking about sweetie?" and he responded "Abigail's jab doesnt seem like a consistent anti-air, I wonder what other normals I can use in those situations"

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9254 17:41

Abraham and Sarah fled to Egypt during a time of famine. Abraham knowing Sarah was a dime piece said "Look here Boo, you fine as hell, they prolly gon kill me and take you they find out you my ol lady. So, we just gonna say you're my sister." They went into Egypt. Pharoh caught a glimpse of Sarah and smashed. Then he got a disease and figured out she was Abe's girl and was like "Hey yo, Abe, why'd you lie bro? Got my dick burning and shit." Abe told him about his fear of being merc'd cause Sarah was fine as hell. Pharoh was pissed but not one to skimp on the bill of services rendered loaded Abe and ol girl up with loot. Like tons of it. Gold, and such, making Abe a very rich man. Now with his pockets full of dough and his wife used like a hoe Abe journeyed back to Isreal. Pimpin' ain't easy. A few years later when they were senior citizens and ready to settle down (they were like 90) they tried to start a family. No luck. So big pimpin' prayed on it. And the Lord came to Abe and said "Oh you gonna have a son. And I shall give him a Kingdom. Just have faith." So time went on, the two old people kept banging away to no avail and Sarah got pissed. "You said we were gonna have a baby. Where he at?" She gestured ghetto like. Abe just rubbed his temples, this wasn't the first time they've had this argument. "We ARE, you just have to have faith in God's plan." This was too much for Sarah, the last straw. "JuSt GoTtA hAvE fAiTh." She mocked. " Look, I'm old as shit, you definitely old as shit and I'm tired of waiting..." "What do you suggest I do!" Abe interrupted "he said we would have a son, and he would give him a kingdom! We just gotta wait!" Sarah looked at him in disbelief, "D-Did you just interrupt me? Oh hell naw, I tell you what, I'm tired of waiting. You gonna fuck Hagar." That caught Abe by surprise "Say what? Like hell I am." "Like hell you ain't. Remember Egypt? I've done things for you, it's time you do things for me!" Long story short Hagar got got. She gave birth to a son named Ishmeal. Abe loved him dearly. A few years later God popped back up "Hey man, sorry bout that, I've been busy, so where did we leave off? Oh yeah, the son and kingdom stuff, yeah, right so go bang Sarah and she will conceive." Abe went and dropped the D on Sarah, again, and indeed this time she became pregnant. She gave birth to Isaac. Now overtime Sarah became bitter and jealous of the attention Abe spent on Hagar and Ishmeal and demanded that Abe cast them out. "What do you mean tell them to leave? He's my son Sarah!" "He'S mY sOn..." Sarah mocked. "Get rid of 'em that skank and that kid ain't nothing but a distraction. We got our own family now." She hugged Isaac closer. "Get rid of 'em." Abe went to pray "My Lord what about Ishmeal? what should I do?" The Lord replied "Right, right the raped slaves kid. Yeah, ok, ok, umm... he gets a kingdom too. But he will be at war, with literally everyone. They will all hate him. But he gets taken care of too. No worries bro." So, under pressure from his wife and reassured by the Lord Abe took the Slave and his first born son and drove them from his home. The first recorded surrgate mother was a raped slave and her reward was being cast into the desert with a young child and no child support. A few years later God called upon Abe to sacrifice Isaac as an offering, just to see if he'd do it. Abe was just about to plunge the knife into Isaac's chest when God was like "LMAO fam, can't believe you where really gonna do it. Dude, take a parenting class or something. Here sacrifice this ram instead." That was probably an awkward father son moment no doubt. Anyway, Ishmeal went on to become the father of the Muslims and Isaac went on to be the father of the Jews, and Abe went on to be glorified as a great husband and father. So in my opinion this whole middle east drama over Isreal and who gets what is just nothing more than a fucking family squabble over who is entitled to the birthright. Is it the first born son Ishmeal or the younger brother Isaac? I say time share that shit and save us all a headache

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 04:26

would but looks kinda crazy, I remember dating a girl who looked like that and she broke up with me because I was shooting dope like it was her business. Anyways she looks hippie crazy tier but still would shag.

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