Chicken Tartare Edition
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
Imagine being that miserable
I think TeX might actually be closer to what is wanted than Lisp.
Cute girl, I didn't mean to make you mad! I offer a prayer, let's stay in cute girl love!
im gay something awful dot com do not @ me send tweet
Shuaib Aslam, Shuaib Aslam
Once was here, but now hefs gone
Livestreamed his suicide for all to see
Hefs now the butt of jokes on /r9k/ and /b/
Pointed a shotgun to his head
Pulled the trigger and now hefs dead
Seeing your brain chunks hit the walls made me yelp
There were probably warning signs and I wonder how many calls for help
You made
You should have stayed
Whyfd you do it? Whyfd you have to go?
When your mom walked in and screamed an anguished gnoh
It really wrenched my heart
People think itfs performance art
But itfs just sad
You were the only close online friend I ever had
Poor miserable anon
I don't actually know him or know anything about him, I just felt like writing a sad poem
Good night dqn
>>609 Meh, it's okay. Every time I put my willy in a girl's bum, I think "It's quite tight, but also that's where her poop comes from". Two girls asked me to fuck their arsehole, the third one was shy and kept saying it in French and I didn't know what she meant. Finally I was like "Ohh right! Why can't you just say 'fuck me up the arse' like a normal girl?"
>>617
Fuck me up the arse like a normal girl!
(I am not a normal girl).
Why do people want to forget that they are mortal?
please don't confuse pop culture with reality. Do not try to escape from it.
Did you see Sunn O))) just released their first ever demo tape, recorded in the 90s on a shitty boombox, and there's enough demand that they pressed it on heavyweight vinyl and you can buy the deluxe edition?
>>604
Nope, that's unified code and data. I wanted to use the same syntax to define a macro and a function (so no defmacro/define-synax, just define), and in the eval phase be able to use syntax functions as if they were normal functions.
Plus I'm writing a stack-based language without GC.
I figured it out though, but you and >>598 are more interested in trying to make yourselves sound clever, so I'll spare you the details.
uuuvvv
liberal btfo
this is a no-lib zone
conservatives only
keep on posting (((this))) to own the libs epic style
(((nested lists)))
If Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself, what would he be tweeting about today?
Dokyun superstar
Wanna succeed, but I won't go far
It's summa
And I wanna...
Snort cocaine with Kurt Cobain
Tryna make friends but I'm going insane
Gettin' paranoid
Call of the void
Losing my shit, wanna blow out my brains
Ayy
Met a new bitch and she's hot as fuck
Take her for a ride in my rusty-ass truck
Wanna defile her
Show her my compiler
While she leans over and gives me the succ
Wrote it myself for an undergrad class
She can't code for shit but she got a nice ass
But realistically though
She's ain't into me, yo
But my feelings will eventually pass
Consumerism is gross, makes me feel unclean
Just another cog in this dying machine
Moral decay
In the US of A
Distract myself wit yet another gay meme
Disaffected youth falling for nihilism
Unwashed masses preferring hedonism
Want to be an ascetic
It's a dank aesthetic
Returning to traditionalism
If society is "progressing" then why are we all sad?
Our modern dystopia is obviously fucking bad
Don't even lie to me
I know you got anxiety
Stop being apathetic -- we need to get mad!
>>632 I can't oicture anything but banal retweets of "call your local opiate abuse hotline now, together we CAN overcome addiction" tier stuff from some 3 letter government agencies interspersed with random light jabs at <controversial politician of the week>. Imagine reading a sequel to Catcher in the Rye except it's just Holden 20 years later as bachelor in his late 30s working a mid-level office job. Or reading Kerouac but it's about the importance of routine and having a steady income while paying down a mortgage.
Seeing fiery, bullheaded youths, or icons of teenage nihilistic rebellion live long enough to become responsible adults is sad as fuck. You either die an Alexander or you live long enough to become a dad.
#TKQ@IN@
#^RKOQS
love for Estonia and never ending butthurt pain for the miserable ruskie shit
My butt hurts from sitting down for too long.
Russians want to invade baltics again, doing massive purges.
Like they already did it with Ukraine. After the baltics their next target will be Finland.
but thanks god for NATO
bromie
hey fam does this app support emoji 😜🤓😏😖😤😡😼👅💦🍆☠️
Who did this???:cry: :handsign: :handsign: :understrike100:
can't stop puking
It's sad most personal websites are just advertisements these days. I remember when people talked at length about their hobbies and whatever interested them.
>>645
A personal website is basically just proof that someone knows about HTML/CSS/whatever. Actual social stuff is on social media. But public web presence is less about fun stuff and more about self-promotion for career goals now. The internet is growing up.
No more geocities anime shrines. More resumes and shit.
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Americanft
The Narcissistic City
I hope miserable anon finds some sort of emotional support within his family and/or community.
Cross-posting passive-aggression is a classic means of catharsis
it doesn't really matter how long you've been "on the textboards" when your most visible posts scream "fresh transplant"
I'm a superPhREAK...SuPERPHReak 'm SUPERPHREAKY
Fuck Drumpf!
Russian puppet
Orange sack of shit
White supremacist
Privileged asshole
Calls anything he doesnft like gfake newsh
Stupid tupee
Fat bastard
Tiny hands
Tweets bullshit
Unintelligent
Uneducated
Racist
Homophobic
Transphobic
Misogynist
Only cares about rednecks and the 1%
Faked votes
Hillary should have won, in terms of votes, though really Bernie would have been our best bet
No morals
Making America worse
Colluding with North Korea as well as Russia
Destroying international relations
Hates poor people
Hates refugees and immigrants
Sexual abuser with many victims coming forward
Pee tape
Stormy Daniels
Sending the economy down the toilet
No experience with politics
Married a trophy wife mail order bride from Russia
Bad father
Itfs 2018, he should know how to do some research online to figure out what he should really be doing to help Americans
Stupid hat
Lowest approval rating in history
Doesnft care about Syria
Uses racist dogwhistles
Wonft stop school shootings (all he has to do is increase gun control)
Wants to pollute the atmosphere with coal to increase profits
Too stupid to understand global warming
Spends all his time golfing instead of being president
Deports Americans and separates families
Anti-Semitic
Wants to waste money on a stupid wall
Likes idiots like Kanye West
Drinks tons of Diet Coke
Has dentures because his teeth fell out
Censors people illegally on twitter
Wants to deny healthcare to Americans
Only does what is in the best interests of corporations, not the people
Calls decent countries gshitholesh because they are not white
He has ties to the KKK
Wonft show his tax returns
Lies about his net worth
Never earned money legitimately \ the rich get richer
Criminal record
Doesnft care about police brutality
Opposed to UBI
Doesnft support womenfs rights
Ignores history
Hates Peurto Rico
If you voted for him, fuck you
Don't you have a car to fix...
It hurts to live.
>>662
Whatfs that supposed to mean? It means you have no counterpoint to my perfectly valid points about Trump.
I don't think it's much like diet 4chan at all, for one thing. Even amongst textboards it's always had a different kinda vibe, to me at least.
>Weird how there are SJWs who used to contribute to DQN electronics Annfs yet there are also racist stories here too
That's a funny one too, as if the presence of one rules out the other. I agree a bit in that I was disappointed by the racist arguing recently, that was pretty new. And I guess I was proved right that it kinda let the side down, since someone got an impression of the whole site from those exchanges, but then that's also dumb to assume one anonymous poster speaks for a whole board.
A lot of those memes aren't really relevant to this place either, as mentioned by SWIM.
I am entertained though, it is a fresh kind of entertainment I guess, well done ¢('``G)¡
>>663 Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about Trump, he has nothing to do with my life. That whole American situation is comical to me, both that he even gained power and how butthurt everyone was about it
>>665
Trump affects you too even if youfre not American, sweetie. Therefs this thing called international relations. Itfs 2018, countries interact with one another now.
>>668 I know the USA is a part of the world and is a part of the global network just like anywhere else, but it makes no real difference to my day-to-day life who's in charge or who they're picking fights with next. It's wilful ignorance in the same way that it's wilful ignorance when I don't read the allergy information before I eat a bar of chocolate, or "wilfully" not knowing what happened in the latest episode of some TV show. But please, tell me more about it dear 668-kun! I get a titter out of Americans thinking the world would end without them.
I hope he doesn't harm himself. Don't worry miserable anon, keep on developing for iOS and keep your chin up!
If you got a DNA test, would you share the results on Facebook?
I am mixed race but gwhite passingh so I wonder how my friends will react. I havenft even gotten the test yet but I wonder if it would cause problems for me.
Itfs not a topic I bring up much with my friends.
Oh I get it, he's only pretending to be miserable!
>>673 no, but because I don't really need facebook having my entire genetic sequence on file, not because I care about being "white" or not.
>>675
Sharing to Facebook doesn't mean they know your entire genetic sequence. It would just be a screenshot that shows percentages and racial background.
>>674
I'm not miserable. Why are you trying to force this meme?
dude beer lmao
The shitposters are out in full force.
anyone you don't like is a shitposter
anyone who shitposts, i dislike
the expendables is a bad and not good film series
Oh downthemall, what would I do without you?
>>677 Mayyyybe he's not talking about you, but the poor dokyun struggling with depression that sometimes posts sad things? There's more than 2 people here
>There's more than 2 people here
Or is there?
>>686
The fact that he thinks it's about him is all but proof he's miserable.
witch-hunts are a fools errand
There are only three posters here: you, me, and the Sussman.
So which posts are the miserable poster then? The quote function exists for a reason.
In addition, to the usual entirely full paper cups of coffee in the recycle bin, there was half a hamburger today. I still like to think that people get off on this sexually. It's the most reasonable explanation.
I think the "miserable poster" poster is talking about the "this board is shit and you are all stale and I will heal it through unknown means" guy
>>694
Whatfs miserable about trying to encourage positive change?
>>695 It's like Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door, who are also trying to encourage positive change. As our Lord Christ said when he was up on the cross, "Worry about yo damn self!"
It's funny because it's very obviously only a surface-level understanding of the place as well, so attempts at spearheading any "improvement" are misguided from the start