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701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 19:20

>>699
even that reply sounds defensive lol

702 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9046 19:52

Misery loves company.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 20:27

A small egg becomes a larger egg by way of inflation.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 21:10

I don't want to live in pain.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 23:25

Crushing despair.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 23:58

分かってんな?高2位の不良男子の気取りして心を無にしてなんも考えなっつつ投稿しれ!ここはDQNだよドーキューン。白人特権なんぞは俺らヤンキーどもにカンケーネーよこのアホタレが!去って死ね! でもまずは去ってからな。オマエの腐ってる死体が嗅ぎたくねえからな。

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 00:42

Is anybody interested in becoming my punching bag tonight?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 00:46

im depressed lads

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:40

>>708
I would give you an e-hug but the new FreeBSD Code of Conduct says e-hugs are harassment

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:54

The Miserable Superstructure of DQN

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 01:58

The Algorithms and Data Structures of DQN (Discrete Quantization Network)

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 02:00

Birdsong is just birds yelling "HEY WHO WANTS TO FUCK?" all day long.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 02:49

>>712
analog tinder

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 03:20

man FUCK birds

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 05:57

I’m sweating.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 06:03

long post no one cares about
doesn't really fit the snarky/curt/lighthearted nature of the site, but I've been drinking

stopped living in the now and I'm living in the past
wondering how long this shit will last

bad memories and introspection
shitty poetry and catharsis
doesn't always have to rhyme

jumped out the window, but it didn't work
just got hurt
broke bones and went to the hospital
feeling absolutely awful
nobody visited me
profound melancholy

closed that chapter in my life
my loser friend now has a wife
not sure how he pulled that off

look at facebook profiles for a while
waiting for my code to compile
macbook fan sounds like a jet
do I regret this purchase yet?
got no game, only options are old flames
dreary look through the yearbook
remember when I made you shook
not anymore
you turned into a basic whore
and I'm a fucking lame developer
now I'm dead to her
parted ways like parted hair
life doesn't need to be fair
congratulations on graduatin'
mista thug isolation

can't get over existential dread
maybe I'd be better off dead
but I'll keep on truckin' anyway
maybe something good will happen one day
not now, but eventually
you and me

miss my old friends
drop acid with you like back in the day
pretend that everything's like how it used to be
but we can never go back

reading books critical of technology
and they really resonates with me
neoluddism is the way to go
manifest destiny

technology sucks ass
social media was a mistake

bills and taxes
in theory and practice
consumed by nihilism and a lack of purpose
buy more, watch more, do less
is this the endgame of society?
using purchasing habits to define your personality
disgusting
mass media is gross too

buy fancy new shit to replace your old tech
but it can never fill the void in your life
your old shit taking up space in landfills
turning flat lands into trash hills

paying off student loan debt
am I there yet?
do I regret it? I think not
an important experience but it costs a fucking lot

no one will ever care
pie in the sky aspirations that went nowhere
the next bill gates? yeah right
making shitty apps to afford a place to sleep at night

the american dream is dead
but the american nightmare has never been more real

apathy is easy and apathy is cool
but sometimes you gotta open up and stop being a massive tool
can't be stoic 24/7

unfulfilling consumerism and modernity
what the fuck is wrong with me
going through the motions
strange emotions

a remote access trojan with persistence via a BIOS rootkit
animals being born and slaughtered just so we can eat and shit
pollute the planet and have our way with it
"here for a good time, not a long time"
destroying the planet is a serious crime

goldilocks conditions for life are very uncommon
and we're throwing that all away so a few people can get rich
while other people starve or don't have access to healthcare
or they're victims of abuse and no one cares
lack of upward mobility means many can't go anywhere

botnet command and control on GitHub Gist
why the fuck does the universe exist?

a rich dystopia is still a dystopia
moral compasses have all but disappeared
people can't debate anymore -- have you been CURRENT YEAR'd?

hanging out with friends but still feeling alone
too many notifications on this stupid ass phone
if you want good friends, you have to be a good friend
can't think of relationships as just a means to an end

I don't know what I'm doing
do you?

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 07:30

I'm not reading all that

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 10:38

ネトウヨネトサヨどっちも死ね

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 11:10

What the fuck, why do people like me?

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 12:55

cause you're a cute, likeable guy you fucking dumb faggot, hasnt anyone ever told you that before?

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 14:15

>>720
They actually don’t
People merely tolerate you

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 15:18

>>721
She used to.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 15:45

People may like you more than you think

Don't close your heart and you too may find happiness

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 16:01

tfw not a slutty flat chested elf sorceress or some shit idont even know

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:20

>>725
the flippant "or some shit idont even know" at the end made me smirk

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:39

>>716 I liked it, thanks for sharing!

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:40

Qualities of successful memes:
• Brief
• Simple, but not TOO simple, otherwise it won't be able to generate discussion or interest
• Confident
• Can't take itself too seriously
• Usually can't be too high-effort
• Easy to understand, even without context (though having backstory/context can add more depth to it)
• Accidental or natural, not some forced "please make this into a meme" shit
• Easily changeable (variation on a theme) so people can add their own spin to it -- derivatives are just as important as the original
• Easily repeatable
• No watermarks, generally no credit to whoever made it -- separating art from the artist
• Posted at the right time and place -- where it is matters just as much as what it is
• Can be used as a reaction rather than as a standalone piece of media
Repeatability
• Funny
• Sometimes, something is a meme simply because it pops up a lot. You think it's funnier when you see it more often. Other times, a meme is only funny at first, and then ages like milk.
• Generally, memes have a lifespan. Old memes shouldn't be posted, especially by corporate social media accounts, because then gen Z will think they're trying too hard to appeal to kids without actually knowing how to do it ("how do you do, fellow kids?") -- conjures up images of out of touch executives in a board room discussing how to appeal to demographics they don't understand
• Being related to current events can help in the short term, but it will ultimately decrease the overall lifespan/trending time of the meme, once said event is no longer current
• Small file size -- can't be too horribly compressed, but it can't be so big that it's unable to be posted on major social media platforms
• If it's visual, a square-ish aspect ratio helps, since people use landscape and portrait mode on their various devices these days, so tall and skinny or wide and short only look good on certain screens and rotations, but not all
• Can't be too big or high resolution -- people will be viewing it on small phone screens, so text or objects in the image need to be bold and easy to see, even if people save it and recompress it, adding more JPEG compression
• Having a unique name can help, so people will be able to find it on google if they try to look it up, as opposed to something generic like "that one weird image"
• The audience is never wrong. If you make content and people don't like it, don't blame the people who are viewing it. The fault is with you. Either you're posting it in the wrong place, or it just isn't good.
• It's not good if you have to justify it or explain it. It should be easy to understand and easy to like.
• Being very specific to a small niche, or being offensive, mean that there will be the capability for a small group to really enjoy it, but it has to be more general and inoffensive if you want it to reach mass appeal. Of course, this is the same problem with pop music -- in order to please lots of people slightly, you have to be bland, so nobody gets obsessively into it. Breadth vs. depth.
• Timeless qualities help extend the life of a meme. Technology and politics age poorly and quickly, so they are definitely not timeless.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 17:51

Are there corners of the www where "shoop" is still a term used to refer to image macros, memetic or not?

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:13

>>729
Maybe people who just woke up from a coma or got out of prison, yes.

Imagine having a terrible health issue that left you in a coma for years. You wake up, use your Windows XP laptop to check MySpace, and it looks completely different. None of your friends are online. Where is everyone?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:30

Prison-induced comma

I had 3 beers at work. Hop 13 or whatever it is (Guinness spin-off) tastes like when you let someone else choose for you at a chain pub. Not recommend.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:39

What's it called when you combine terms like this?

Whiskey sour diesel punk

Made up of:
Whiskey sour (mixed drink)
Sour diesel (dude weed lmao)
Diesel punk (dank aesthetic)

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 18:45

>>732
I remember it as a category of newspaper puzzle, and found this https://whatsthephrase.com/word-mashup/
I don't know if there's a specific name for it, or if everything that publishes that kind of puzzle gives it a name of their own devising.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:23

I prefer shoop to calling everything a meme. A meme spreads by people making shoops, riffing on an idea

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:53

dank af shoop fam neologisms entering the lexicon it's 2018 wew lad smh tbh 100 emoji hieroglyphics upvoted realtalk #throwbackthursday #selfie #myfirsttweet #postirony do not @ me

class Millennialspeak extends English implements Retardation {
public boolean devolution = true;
public static final int MY_HOPE_FOR_THE_FUTURE = 0;
private string howIFeel = "I'm really fucking sad";
public string getHowIFeel() {
string whatToSay = "I feel great";
return whatToSay;
}
public void setHowIFeel(string howIFeel) {
//nothing will change how I feel
//useless mutator method is useless
}
}

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 19:54

shit I fucked up some of those access modifiers but oh well lol

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 20:02

People have been complaining about the generation younger than them for millenia. Millenials are aged between 18 and 38. Maybe usage of current slang isn't an age thing at all.

captcha: goy

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 20:08

Птица счастья завтрашнего дня Ho-Oh Reddy-Red Rooster

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 21:49

King Crimson did a song called "The World's Your Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:56

Idea for a roguelike: You eat bad food and for a while afterwards, you have random farts, and monsters that hear or smell the farts come after you.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 00:45

I am naked.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 04:30

I am clothed
>>740
chance to proc +aggro in x radius or some shit? nice

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 04:32

It's called LADS' Night, not Boys' Night. That sounds gay as fuck.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 05:42

ur pp smol uwu

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 05:48

I dig bongs and big dongs.
I take big shits while I shake big tits.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:08

Some “introverts” are just shy extroverts.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:10

I can accept those as just labels but also Myers Briggs is hack bullshit

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:14

>>747
No it’s not. It’s a good way to figure out who to avoid. If someone tells you they are “INTJ” it means you should avoid them.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:28

>>732 on the price is right they call those "before and after"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 06:37

or wait, the other one with the wheel
whatever its called

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 07:33

>>748 yeah, you should only make friends with superior INTPs like myself :^)

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 09:45

>>747
Agree; myers-briggs is like star signs. people just use the label as an excuse for their behavior

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 11:12

Please end my suffering.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 12:18

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

LISTEN

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 13:31

new Kosovo

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 14:01

Dead celebrity bin is full again

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 14:49

just have orin take it down to the incinerator and empty it out, we've still gotta make room for john goodman

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 17:00

>>751
INTP: I'm Not That Popular

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 18:55

anime girls smoking weed

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:00

I can't live like this much longer.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:01

>>760
Why not?
How would you like to live instead?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 19:53

Why do people say they put gas in their car when it's a liquid,

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 20:26

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 00:15

I'm drunk, what up

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 01:01

Schönheit Gibt's Nur Im Kampf

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 01:03

>>762 Because they are in too much of a hurry to say "gasoline."

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 03:48

I hope to one day wake up and realize that the past 20 years have all just been a bad dream

fuck this degenerate modern dystopia

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 05:46

year of the snitch

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 06:10

社会主義戦士セーラー⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ ブーン

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 06:44

Every single thing I go to look up on netflix they don't have, why do I even bother remembering my mom's password anymore? Their interface is terrible and designed for mindlessly browsing from a couch and just putting something on like "meh that sounds ok I guess", not for actively finding things that interest you.

I wanted to watch the X-Files. Probably one of the top 10 most famous/recognizeable TV series on the entire planet and they don't have it! I just think 90s David Duchovny is super cute ok! He's like an adorable little lion cub that never gives up.

771 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-9049 08:13

>>770
They actually used to have all the seasons of X-Files before I canceled my membership. All of Kids in the Hall too.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 13:48

year of the litch

captcha: litch

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:00

>>770
nice blog dipshit

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:05

imagine writing dumb shit that no one cares about

laffo

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:56

immagine posting your current thought, in a current thought thread, lamfo what a fucken idort,

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 19:57

imagine not being able to handle banter

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 19:59

rural wisconsin

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 20:55

internet "celebrities" are garbage

there are so many nobodies with like 500k followers who nobody's ever heard of before but they still think they're hot shit

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:09

>>773 thanks, you too

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:45

it's time to replay Fallout 2 again

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 21:52

it seems that some die hard geeks are still butthurt about Windows 95

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 22:24

>>770
There's just something that bothers me about the search. For one, that split second when it autocompletes the name fully and I confuse "they have the title I want" with "here's some shit that's 'like' the title I want".

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 23:17

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 23:18

Worst part of taking exlax isn't the random need to squirt shit out for the whole day. It's the tiny, slow dribbling that you don't notice until it both smells and itches.

Hate that so much.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 00:20

>>784
why the fuck does anyone need to take exlax?

my problem is I shit too often

are you seriously telling me there are people out there who can't shit often enough?

wanna trade places?

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 02:19

I'm getting drunk again

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 03:27

I am drunk again

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 05:22

i just want to meet a lot of new people and make new friends

people are great

we are all interconnected

people have really fascinating lives

it's a shame that there are so many people we'll never meet

how are you doing today?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 12:14

My life is over.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 12:48

i fiddle with my prostate constantly so my ass is like a slip n slide, never constipated in my life you should try it

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:22

Is there something like MAL except with all the social shit and forums stripped out and it's literally just an anime/manga database with a spreadsheet where you can click a + every time you finish an episode/chapter so you can keep track of where you are and what you're watching?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:23

I mean, that's how I always used it anyway, but they recently had some kind of security fuckup and broke all the accounts and want me to reset my password to get access back when I signed up with a throwaway email to begin with.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:31

>>748
If anyone self describes with a Myers Briggs personality type, you punch them in the face as a general rule.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 13:38

iho🅱️

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 15:53

>>791
An excel spreadsheet

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:02

>>795 so what i'm supposed to host the database on my own machine too or something?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:02

>>796
I mean you wouldn't be the first guy to use a local spreadsheet file as a database.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:39

>>785
I'll be right over.

Seriously, you'll know when you get into your old years.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 16:42

Kim Jong Un looks as happy as a pig in a slopyard these days.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 17:42

I made a dumb post on 4chan many years ago that ended up becoming a "meme" (as much as I hate that term) but apparently there are a few people who claim to have made it now, and one person has a really weird made-up elaborate backstory about it

what the fuck

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