[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#28] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9057 19:04

A nipple in the hand is worth two in the bush

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:05

„B„y„x„y„„ „Q„…„t„€„|„Ž„†„p „†„€„~ „Q„y„q„q„u„~„„„‚„€„„p „r „M„€„ƒ„{„r„… - „„‚„€„ƒ„„„€ „{„€„‹„…„~„ƒ„„„r„u„~„~„p„‘ „Š„…„„„{„p. „P„€„ƒ„}„€„„„‚„y„„„u „{„p„{ „‚„…„ƒ„ƒ„{„y„u „‡„|„u„q„€„} „ƒ„€„|„Ž„ „r„ƒ„„„‚„u„‰„p„„„ „ƒ„„~„p „~„p„ˆ„y„ƒ„„„ƒ„{„€„s„€ „„‚„u„ƒ„„„…„„~„y„{„p „y „{„p„{ „‚„p„{„€„} „„u„‚„u„t „~„y„} „r„ƒ„„„p„„„ :3

„p „€„~ „ƒ„p„} „t„u„‚„u„r„~„y „ƒ„w„y„s„p„| :3

„„„p„{, „~„y„{„„„€ „r „C„u„‚„}„p„~„y„y „~„u „…„r„p„w„p„u„„ „‚„p„Š„{„… „y „r„ƒ„u „t„p„r„~„€ „x„p„q„„|„y „€ „‚„…„ƒ„ƒ„{„€„} „ƒ„€„|„t„p„„„u

„s„u„‚„}„p„~„y„‘ „r„€„ƒ„ƒ„„„p„|„p „y„x „„u„„|„p, „p „‚„p„Š„{„p - „ƒ„|„p„r„‘„~„ƒ„{„p„‘ „}„u„{„ƒ„y„{„p

„€„‰„u„~„Ž „ˆ„y„~„y„‰„~„€ „y „s„‚„…„q„€...

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:07

„‚„…„ƒ„ƒ„{„y„z „}„u„t„r„u„t

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:14

„„„p„{, „ƒ„p„}„y „~„u„}„ˆ„-„„„€ „‡„€„„„u„|„y „x„t„u„ƒ„Ž „w„y„„„Ž. „y „~„p„‰„p„|„y „r„€„z„~„… „‰„„„€„q„ „„„„… „„„u„‚„‚„y„„„€„‚„y„ „… „~„p„ƒ „€„„„~„‘„„„Ž...

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:18

Is Baghdad becoming a new hotspot for young entrepreneurs?

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:39

We've come to be the rulers of you all

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:47

Marking a taiko no tatsujin game purchase as "digital dispute resolution assistant" on the expenses spreadsheet

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:56

>>798
Me: I want white families to continue to exist and I think there are a lot of problems with modernity
You: IT'S 2018 WHY AREN'T YOU A TRANSGENDER HOMOSEXUAL WHO SUPPORTS MASS IMMIGRATION YET I'M SO PROGRESSIVE AND TOLERANT IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR I SUPPORT WHATEVER THE MEDIA TELLS ME TO SUPPORT BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:58

>>794
narcissistic race traitor

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:58

I don't want to be fooled by a arab man

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 16:59

>>799
that's what multiculturalism/liberalism is all about: pretending we have to accept undesirables

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 17:04

„@ „u„ƒ„|„y „q„u„x „}„p„‚„p„x„}„p, „„„€ „u„r„‚„u„u„r „{„‚„y„„„y„{„…„„„ „x„p „„„€, „‰„„„€ „€„~„y „„‚„€„r„€„t„‘„„ „ƒ„r„€„ „}„…„|„Ž„„„y„{„…„|„Ž„„„y „„€„|„y„„„y„{„… „r „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„p„‡ „q„u„|„€„s„€ „~„p„ƒ„u„|„u„~„y„‘.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 17:11

What do y'all think about Atlanta?

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 17:26

suka ne ori tak, vsem ponyatno chto voyna i razval strani

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 17:35

cyka blyat kurwa gopnik vittu saatana perkele puta

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 17:49

„u„ƒ„|„y „r„ „}„€„w„u„„„u „„„„€ „„‚„€„‰„y„„„p„„„Ž, „r„p„Š„p „}„p„„„Ž „s„€„}„€„ƒ„u„{„ƒ„…„p„|„Ž„~„p

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 18:04

list some sites that still exist despite being way past their prime

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 18:07

>>816
http://4-ch.net/

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 18:30

>>817
I mean obviously, but aside from this one

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 20:18

„„p„ˆ„p„~„! „` „{„€„u-„‰„„„€ „x„p„}„u„„„y„| „r „y„ƒ„„„€„‚„y„y „‚„p„Š„{„y... „E„‹„u „~„y„{„€„s„t„p „‰„u„|„€„r„u„{ „~„u-„y„x-„r„|„p„ƒ„„„y „~„u „„‚„p„r„y„| „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„€„z! „q„„| „„„€„|„Ž„{„€ „€„t„y„~ „ƒ„|„…„‰„p„z - „R„„„p„|„y„~, „ƒ„„~ „ƒ„p„„€„w„~„y„{„p. „„‚„y„r„u„|„€ „„„„€ „r„ƒ„u „{ „{„p„„„p„ƒ„„„‚„€„†„u 1941 „s„€„t„p!!! „p „„„p„{ „u„|„Ž„ˆ„y„~ „w„u „y„x „„|„y„„„ „ˆ„{ „{„„ƒ„ƒ, „„…„„„y„~ „„„€„w„u...
„„„p„{„€„r„ „x„p„{„€„~„ „r„|„p„ƒ„„„y „x„t„u„ƒ„Ž! „L„y„Š„~„y„z „‰„u„|„€„r„u„{ „„‚„p„r„y„„„Ž „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„€„z „~„u „q„…„t„u„„, „p „u„ƒ„|„y „q„…„t„u„„ „„„€ „ƒ„|„…„‰„y„„„ƒ„‘ „~„p„ˆ„y„€„~„p„|„Ž„~„p„‘ „{„p„„„p„ƒ„„„‚„€„†„p

imho

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 20:21

„„‚„y„‰„y„~„ „{„p„„„p„ƒ„„„‚„€„†„ 1917 „s„€„t„p...
„r„€ „„u„‚„r„„‡ - „‚„…„ƒ„y„†„y„{„p„ˆ„y„‘ „€„{„‚„p„y„~
„r„€ „r„„„€„‚„„z - „u„r„‚„u„z„ƒ„{„y„z „r„€„„‚„€„ƒ („‰„u„‚„„„p „€„ƒ„u„t„|„€„ƒ„„„y)
„r „„„‚„u„„„Ž„y„‡ - „~„u„ƒ„„€„ƒ„€„q„~„€„ƒ„„„Ž „r„|„p„ƒ„„„y „{ „t„y„p„|„€„s„… „ƒ„€ „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„€„z („{„‚„€„r„p„r„€„u „r„€„ƒ„{„‚„u„ƒ„u„~„Ž„u - „t„y„{„€„ƒ„„„Ž „t„|„‘ 20 „r„u„{„p...)

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 20:30

„|„„t„y „t„€ 25 „~„u „€„„„r„u„‰„p„z„„„u

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 21:10

„Q„…„t„€„|„Ž„† „†„€„~ „Q„y„q„q„u„~„„„‚„€„ : „C„|„…„„€, „‰„„„€ „C„y„„„|„u„‚ „~„p „r„p„ƒ „~„p„„p„|...

nado bilo podozhdat poka stalin napadet na germaniyu i v oboronitelnoy voyne uzhe POBEDIT

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 21:20

„„„p„{ „ƒ„„„p„|„y„~ „x„p „ƒ„‰„u„„ „‚„p„q„ƒ„{„€„s„€ „„„‚„…„t„p „ƒ„}„€„s „ƒ„t„u„|„p„„„Ž „y„~„t„…„ƒ„„„‚„y„|„y„x„p„ˆ„y„ („r„„‚„€„‰„u„} „r „„.„‰. „x„p „ƒ„‰„u„„ „„‚„€„t„p„w„y „x„€„|„€„„„p „Š„„„p„„„p„}), „{„€„|„|„u„{„„„y„r„y„x„p„ˆ„y„ „„‚„€„r„p„|„y„|, „„€„s„…„q„y„| „{„…„‰„… „~„p„‚„€„t„p „r „„.„‰. „r„ƒ„ „„„r„€„‚„‰„u„ƒ„{„…„ „y„~„„„u„|„u„s„u„~„ˆ„y„, „t„€„„…„ƒ„„„y„| „{„p„„„p„ƒ„„„‚„€„†„… 1941 „s„€„t„p „y „r„„‚„p„ƒ„„„y„| „„„„€ „„€„‚„€„t„… „}„€„ƒ„{„€„r„ƒ„{„y„‡ „„„p„‚„p„{„p„~„€„r „y„x „W„@„O
vse bilo ocen ploho

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 21:21

„Q„€„ƒ„{„ - „~„u „‡„€„‰„… „y„}„u„„„Ž „ƒ „„„€„q„€„z „~„y„‰„u„s„€ „€„q„‹„u„s„€

„‰„…„r„ƒ„„„r„…„ „|„y„Š„Ž „s„…„|„p„s „y „€„}„u„‚„x„u„~„y„u

„„„p„‚„p„{„p„~„ „y„x „ˆ„p„€

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 21:26

„ƒ„u„z„‰„p„ƒ „„„p„‚„p„{„p„~„ 2.0

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 21:32

„„‚„€„{„|„p„t„{„y

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 23:06

I just want the pain to end.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9075 23:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1j-Clel20k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1j-Clel20k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1j-Clel20k

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 00:33

just finished watching Swallowtail Butterfly (1996, Shunji Iwai)

well.... japs are sure strange... I don't understand how this shit for stupid children can be considered a cult movie

it's such a childness

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 01:55

>>807 I never said or even implied any of those things though.
All I said was "why is it important for literally every human being to have children and a family".
You're reaching hard as fuck because you want me to be some kind of caricature. You have no idea how to formulate an argument against someone who's an actual human being and not some /pol/ strawman you can shout buzzwords at.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 02:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPs-NjRLCLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPs-NjRLCLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPs-NjRLCLg

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 02:42

>>831

wonderful and really really mind blowing

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 02:43

„@„~„p„|„y„„„y„{„y „„‚„u„t„ƒ„{„p„x„„r„p„„„ „‚„€„ƒ„„ „ˆ„u„~ „~„p „~„u„†„„„Ž „t„€ „€„„„}„u„„„{„y „r $150

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 02:45

SU PE RI OR

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 02:48

omg, brilliant

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 03:03

Russia is truly barbaric

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 03:12

nuke this disgusting kolhoz pls

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 03:26

slav "culture"

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 03:30

slavs = arabs

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 03:32

>>828

Nobody gives a damn about your fucking 1937 tragedy. russia is shit and always remain in that pathetic state

go fuck yourself slav idiot

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 04:25

>>830
Calling me out for a strawman post when it was a response to a strawman post... k

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 04:54

try playing vidya

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 05:10

I tried to raise a white family but when my daughter started making eyes at a brown dude I had to wall her off in a sealed room with nothing but a refrigerator.

This was in The Sims btw.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 05:18

>>842
vidya is degenerate

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 05:41

Third Reich on the dancefloor

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 06:05

anyone you don't like is a nazi

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 06:07

>>841 it's not a strawman when it's literally what you said, holy fuck how is it possible to be this willfully dense
>>791 is the post i was replying to btw

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 06:23

>>847
you misrepresented what I said, said things I clearly didn't say, and now you're pretending it isn't strawman

stop trolling and get a life

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 06:26

conservatives are dumb and I have an IQ of 160

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 06:47

>>848 compare your post to my response, and the one that your response was in response to

>why is people not having families bad? don't tell me you unironically bought into the "infinite growth forever" meme?
>Why do you hate families? Why do you hate morals? Why do you hate the idea of white people continuing to reproduce?

Right but I'm the one who misrepresented what you said. Truly willfully dense.

if

>I want white families to continue to exist and I think there are a lot of problems with modernity

is what you meant, then why did you say

>Why do you hate families? Why do you hate morals? Why do you hate the idea of white people continuing to reproduce?

and then try to imply that not finding it particularly important for every single human to have children on an already overpopulated planet makes you some kind of islamic communist sjw boogeyman?

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 09:53

Gucci is older than Russian Federation

1921 and 1991

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 09:55

commies hate anything that is aristocratic, rich and classy

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 09:56

GUCCI is now promoting geek chic and I am not very fond of that

I like everything that is aristocratic

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 09:58

that feel when my grandfather was a jet-setting evil commie spy :E

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 10:11

earth shattering fart noise
movie trailer voiceover
IN A WORLD
PLAGUED BY PEOPLE WITH THE WRONG OPINIONS
ONE MAN
instrumentals of The Doors - People are Strange begins playing, muffled and indistinct, as if from another room
IS HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
shot of a bedroom door. a female hand, its owner, still offscreen, reaches out, knocks twice, and opens it
song becomes much louder and clearer, as if it had playing from somewhere in the room
camera pans to an obese neckbeard with pale and pockmarked skin, slouched over a keyboard, typing furiously at an almost inhuman speed. he does not even look up from the screen
the WOMAN is shown full-body for the first time. she is in her early 50s with greying hair and wearing a floral-print apron, carrying a dinnerplate. the vestiges of youthful beauty are still visible in her slender frame and smooth skin, but she appears tired and beaten down
WOMAN: in cheerful sing-song Sweetie, I brought you dinner! It's your favorite, chicken tendies with tendie sauce! Hot mustard and mayonnaise, just the way you like it!
music stops
WOMAN sets the plate down next to NECKBEARD and steps back into the doorway
NECKBEARD: MOM! GET THE FUCK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN I'M POSTING ON DQN! AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TENDIE SAUCE IS MADE WITH HONEY MUSTARD, NOT HOT MUSTARD! THIS KIND OF SHIT IS WHY DAD LEFT, YOU DUMB BITCH!
NECKBEARD picks up the plate of tendies and tendie sauce and hurls it at WOMAN. but due to nearly three decades of zero physical activity, his throw is wildly off the mark. the plate hits the wall to the side of WOMAN, scattering tendies and tendie sauce about the room, but the plate simply clatters to the floor and does not break
WOMAN: straining to keep up cheerful sing-song Of course sweetie. I'm sorry sweetie.
WOMAN closes door and exits. a muffled sob is heard. music resumes playing
NECKBEARD: Now where was I? Oh yeah, right. Someone is wrong ON THE INTERNET!
*at long last, the camera pans to the computer screen. visible on the screen is a thread on an english textboard 4-ch.net/dqn/, the title is: "Redneck Nazis are fucking retarded!!!!". again furious typing is heard, but the camera remains focused on the screen.

VOICEOVER:
COMING THIS FALL
JONAH HILL IN:
THOUGHT PATROL
WRONGTHINKERS, WATCH OUT!

screen fades to black. only furious typing sounds and "people are strange" are still heard, but this time with the vocals included
END

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 12:01

Dangerous odds : my secret life inside an illegal billion dollar sports betting operation

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 12:22

Arabic, Farsi, Turkish, Pashtu, Kurdi

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 12:32

„t„y„ƒ„ƒ„y„t„u„~„„„ „t„u„|„p„|„y „ƒ„r„€„ „{„‚„€„r„p„r„…„ „{„p„‚„Ž„u„‚„… „~„p „s„€„‚„u „ˆ„u„|„€„z „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„. „t„€ „ƒ„€„r„u„„„ƒ„{„€„s„€ „~„p„‚„€„t„p „y„} „~„u „q„„|„€ „~„y„{„p„{„€„s„€ „t„u„|„p, „€„~„y „„‚„u„x„y„‚„p„|„y „y „~„p„‚„€„t „y „ƒ„„„‚„p„~„…. „u„t„y„~„ƒ„„„r„u„~„~„€„u „‰„„„€ „r„€„|„~„€„r„p„|„€ - „t„€„|„w„~„€„ƒ„„„Ž „t„€„ˆ„u„~„„„p „r „ƒ„€„‚„q„€„~„~„u, „‰„„„€„q„ „„„p„} „„€„{„€„z„~„€ „x„p„~„y„}„p„„„Ž„ƒ„‘ „„‚„€„ƒ„„„y„„„…„ˆ„y„u„z

„q„|„‘„t„y „y „ƒ„…„{„y

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 12:34

„„|„„ƒ „}„~„€„s„y„u „y„x „~„y„‡ „q„„|„y „{„‚„€„r„p„r„„}„y „s„„q„„Š„~„y„{„p„}„y

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 15:50

>>855
tl;dr

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 16:40

The Mellon Collie of Haruhi Suzumiya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEftsKAUvY

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 16:41

>>860
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 16:47

>>862
I lol'd. You have a knack for creative writing.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 17:14

>>863
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

VC: wow

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 18:08

A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler."

At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi."

"Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure."

The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. An eagle named "Ahnenerbe" flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Lebensraum across Eastern Europe.

The Reichsbank was re-established under the Reich and the banker detained the next day. He died of the Jewish plague Typhus and his wealth redistributed for the betterment of the volk.

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 18:34

>>864
kopipe is lame tbh fam

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 19:58

>>866
OMG! Stop doing copy paste! Itfs so stupid! Like youfre so unfunny that you canft even come up with your own original comments? No. Youfre too stupid to even bother. Itfs just too easy too copy someone elsefs work and like they werenft even trying to be funny. They were serious and here you are, just sitting there making fun of them! Who do you think you are? Clearly someone with a low IQ. Like we should all be loving and supportive of each other, especially the women! Why tare someone down like that when they didnft even do anything to u. And I know youfre probably just going to laugh ant me and call me names too. Itfs obvious youfre just threatened by supereor intelligence and you canft handle it. Why donft you actually work on your own comedy instead of making fun of everyone else just because you canft come up with your very own original thoughts? Like do you know who I am? Ifm a super genius. I have an IQ Of 170, Ifm probably smarter than Albert Instein. By the time I was in kindgergarden I was reading at a college level. I actually have the intelligence to understand these kind of jokes but of course the uneducated masses wouldnft even be able to begen to understand the depth of this modern art. Of course I like Classical Art more it takes a special person like me to to understand it. I made teachers so angry because I would often inform them how they were wrong. Itfs not my fault Ifm smarter than them on the subject. Also Ifm an army spoce and my husband is fighting for your right to be stupid and make fun of people. Hefs a specialist and he also is very intelligent. In two years hefll probably own the the whole army. Hefs too in everything he does. And when he onws tue army Ifll make sure he snipes anyone who makes fun of me so you better not make fun of me!!!! Anyway like, really you shouldnft make fun of geniusus. Wefre way smarter than you especially since you canft even grasp the basics of scientific humor like this.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 20:10

>>867
nigga i aint readin all dat shit

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9076 21:06

Fun fact: IQ is not static. You can get smarter or dumber over time. Sure, there are pitfalls of the way intelligence is measured with IQ. But even so, you can go from 100 to 115 or something (an entire standard deviation) with proper education and training. It doesn't have to be those exact numbers, but that's just an example.

Some people seem to believe that you're either smart or dumb, as if it's beyond their control -- hearkening back to the old nature vs. nurture argument. Some people say there's truth in IQ being heritable, but whether or not that's true doesn't change the fact that you can get smarter if you really try.

You don't start benching a lot of weight, but you work your way up over time. You get better through exercise. Same thing with intelligence. Think of it like a mental bootstrapping process.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 03:44

>>869
Unless you're a yankee, in which case your IQ is permanently locked at 85.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 05:11

>>870 this tbh

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 05:23

Having a social life is too expensive. Going out to bars and restaurants. I spent over $50 on food and booze on Friday. My friends are encouraging me to waste money. And they want to do this all the time.

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 07:48

Cool, I read the Doors Of Perception as well last year

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 08:52

when it feels too hard(or not hard enough, ƒEƒzƒb) or you start feeling like "i can skip one day and maybe eat this cake too" just remember billy

do it for him

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 10:24

am i turning stupid as i get older or am i just growing out of being a youthful knowitall by realizing how many things there are that i don't know

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 10:26

there's so many things, i bet i don't know even 1% of them

being omniscient would be hard, i already sometimes just stop in the middle of the crosswalk because i was thinking about yeast, imagine that but like all the time

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 12:35

The more you know, the less you find out.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 13:55

>>877
wrong

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 14:17

>>875
I often wonder the same thing: was I really smarter when I was younger, or did I just think I was? I think the answer is a little bit of both.

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 15:55

ifm bored, who wants to start a fight

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 16:12

>>880
melee, sm4sh, or project m?

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 16:31

>>880
let's talk about politics

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 16:42

If Aldous Huxley was a millennial, he wouldn't have written books. He would've written Erowid posts and maintained some themed Twitter account about Dystopian shit.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 17:10

worldstar j-pop

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 17:21

>>882
falco would be a better us president than fox. don't >> me

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 18:33

>>878
Clearly you have more to find out!

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 18:49

>>885
congrats on being a mindless bugman consumer

haha video games such a nerd XDDDDDD

you are letting corporations dictate your personality and hobbies and identity

888 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9077 19:08

seething

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 19:09

>>888
lol u mad brah??? haha why would anyone have EMOTIONS dude just be COMPLETELY APATHETIC like me

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 19:12

Do you like Atlanta?

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 19:49

>>890
Didn't it fucking sink

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 20:16

>>891
Hahaha, Atlantis! But the city posted was actually Atlanta! Hahaha! Hilarious joke, dude! Epic! Upboated! Have some reddit gold, stranger. You glorious bastard! Amazing joke.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 20:31

>>892
Are you genuinely mad I didn't take your question seriously
Ok

Doesn't it fucking stink

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 20:34

>>893
Everything is a joke! Don't take anything seriously, man! Why discuss anything when you can just post memes and puns???

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 21:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is >>894 so upset?

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 21:59

lol chill bro why can't you just be apathetic about everything like me bruh actually giving a shit or having strong opinions is for LOSERS

now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to being bored and uninterested in everything, or only liking things ironically, because that's what all the cool people do

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 22:04

Every time Lowtax makes a new twitter account, I report him on all of my accounts. I'm obviously not the only reason why he gets banned every time he makes a new account, but I certainly help to make sure he stays deplatformed.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 22:08

>>897
So free speech is fine and dandy so long as nobody offends YOU then, right?

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 22:27

i am angry...

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9077 22:49

>>896 Go be bored and uninterested elsewhere instead of boring and uninteresting here

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