Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
fat thread edition
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeeeeee
not a nazi, but please deport all moslems
also jews pls move back to israel and dont be around white people
niggers must be brougth back to afrika and banned from entering europe and usa
The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi was too unrealistic for me
I mean, when have you ever met a woman with the mental capacity for depression(JT)? That requires a working theory of mind and an IQ above 95, both of which are something no woman has ever possessed in the entire history.
>>6
stop trying to act like you can speak for everyone you control freak
>>7 Whoops sorry you're right, I did mean to type "probably most users here". I sincerely apologise, I hate when people make assumptions!
>Was that the quickest Current Thought thread we've had?
yeah and also the shittiest, but this one will probably break that record. go on boys, let's impress me with your boundless cretinism.
>>9 I did mean it, it is a peeve when people make assumptions about my values and beliefs and then I was guilty of it myself. But it's hard not to condescend to you iLEΦEMj
>>11
it's funny for some neckbeard who saves weeb emojis like "iLEΦEMj" to think they have the high ground on anything in life
excuse me this is a neckbeard safe space. please take your neckbeard-shaming somewhere else.
>>12 It's a plug-in on my phone, two taps on the keypad. Girls think they're cute when I text them. Maybe when I hit puberty I'll grow a beard, but for now my life is pretty banging thanks XD
The shobon predates you, it outranks you, and it is certainly more worthy of a seat at the table. The text itself that makes up the shobon shall be seated before you and fed of wine and steak to your scrapped bones and curdled milk. To say another is below you for speaking the shobon when it is itself above you is delusional.
Drop and give before the (MEΦEL)
> I fucking hate weeaboos, kaomoji, AA art, intentionally poorly translated 2ch copypasta, anime, and anyone who doesn't hold a politically correct opinion
one of these things is not like the others.
>>15
I used to be into dumb shit like anime, and actually /o/ (the auto board) was my first intro to image boards, and then I got into world4ch's /lounge/ and /prog/, and eventually 4-ch and so on, but then I grew up and stopped liking dumb shit like anime. Weeb shit was a dumb phase in my life. I'm glad I'm over that, and I hope you can get over it too. I'm just disappointed that there are still plenty of people who are into this tripe. I want to convert you away from that garbage.
I'm not new, I'm just different now.
I changed dramatically in college. If you had a good education, you'd change too.
I hope that one day you too, poor plebeian, can stop enjoying things that are fun and become a joyless, proselytizing cunt like me. I really wish people would stop liking things that I dislike! Btw I'm not new, I've been here all summer.
Have you even been to college, dude? If you had you'd totally understand. It's like, totally life-changing, dude.
Ha! College is for plebs. Let me tell you why I'm superior for NOT going to college. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to watching misogynistic anime. Why don't women love me?
So guys, how many of these videos are you featured in?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=anime+cringe+compilation
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=neckbeard+cringe+compilation
Also I hate to break it to you, honey, but if you went to college in America then you did not have a "good education", unless you went to one of a small handful of extremely elite institutions(you didn't). At best, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt to attend a glorified adult babysitting program where they taught you the basic literacy skills that people in the rest of the developed world(I use this term extremely loosely when referring to America) learned for free in what you'd call 'high school'. At worst, you took on tens of thousands of dollars in debt for the privilege of being brainwashed into a useful idiot for the political zeitgeist.
That feeling you're experiencing right now, where you're desperately trying to convince yourself and everyone around you that that was tens of thousands of dollars well spent, is called "post-purchase rationalization".
tl;dr: allahu akbar, death to america and death to whatever you are
>>22
imagine thinking you're superior for not having an education lmao
we're reaching levels of cognitive dissonance that shouldn't even be possible
That education evidently didn't teach you that internalizing and regurgitating internet colloquialisms rots your brain
*ducks
Imagine being so brainwashed you think paying $60,000 a semester in order to learn how to read since you didn't in high school because you were busy being shot at every day by school shooters or beaten by fascist police for scratching your eyebrow during the bi-hourly recital of the pledge of allegiance is an "education", lol.
>regurgitating internet colloquialisms
lol you have no sense of self-awareness, mr. ancient 2ch memes
"I'll shit up the board complaining about how shit the board is, that will surely make me some friends,"
>>29
I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to help you convert to the right path instead of this dumb nerd shit.
I'll try to contact BPS to get this guy banned. Wish me luck!
Usually people just go to a different website if they want to interact with different people.
>>31
Yeah, try and silence people if you dislike them. Great idea. Maybe it's good to surround yourself with people who aren't exactly like you. Ever thought about that?
You do know it's possible to disagree with people without arguing or getting all butthurt about it, right? Instead, people hurl insults and then call someone a troll.
Apparently anyone who isn't into the EXACT same stuff as you is a troll. Great logic there.
There is something seriously wrong with the board culture here.
Someone said they were planning on killing themselves. So I said they shouldn't do it and made some heartfelt posts trying to talk them down from it. I don't know if it was effective or not.
Now people are calling me a troll because they don't agree with me on everything under the sun. The absolute state of social media.
woe is me!
if you don't pretend that everything is fine and act like political issues that affect daily life don't exist, then you're a troll!
I guess there are millions of trolls out there, since there are millions of people who actually care about politics instead of just ignoring things
>>37
Why do you say that? Because I mention political issues and you don't like it? Guess what? Not everyone will have the same opinions in life. Get over it.
>>38
No, because it's an anonymous board and I don't know exactly which posts you make. What I do know, however, is that you've filled this thread with shit. These rants of yours are an irrational overreaction to whatever it is you feel angered by and I am concerned for your mental well-being.
>>40
I seriously hope so. I really hope he's the only one unhinged and miserable enough to be doing this to himself.
>you've filled this thread with shit
Yeah dude, telling someone who talks about their suicidal thoughts that they should keep on living is "filling this thread with shit", apparently. Have some empathy. I also think that, being an anonymous site, people have a tendency to confuse which posts are made by which people. So you see my political posts and think that's me, but you don't get that I also make innocuous posts too.
>irrational overreaction to whatever it is you feel angered by
America has serious problems right now. It doesn't make sense to be calm when everything's going down the shitter. Additionally, I think you're overestimating how "angry" I am. And I'm going to assume that you're not American, since if you were, you'd know what it's like here right now.
>I am concerned for your mental well-being.
So you're insulting me and then calling me the troll? Do you not see the hypocrisy here?
Can't we just get along? Enough of this already.
>>41
Posting about anything that isn't memes or anime is "unhinged" apparently. Sorry for caring about more in life than escapism. Whatever. I'm done with this site.
>>43
I want to help you get better. The first step is getting you banned so you stop tormenting yourself on this site!
Sorry for caring about more in life than escapi-
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dunno about you but i see plenty of people posting about things that aren't ancient 2ch memes or AA art or whatever it is got this guy all riled up
in fact i see a thread just a bit further down the board where people were talking about self-produced electronic music and producing a collaborative album and such, until some joker came in and started screeching about how much he hates AA art or whatever
Most of the previous posts read like pretty much any other website.
You fine folks ever moan when you jack off? I never used to but recently I have and it just makes me hornier.
ye i was purposely being a bit overdramatic when i said "solemn vigil" or whatever, but still, eternal september isn't just a meme, it's a reminder that things like "netiquette" once existed and were thought of as important, and also a reminder to newcomers to LURK MORE before shitting up a board by not being familiar with the culture and the written and unwritten rules
and i still maintain that we need such reminders now more than ever
Ughh wine wine wine wine all we ever talk about at this wine-tasting club is WINE! Don't you alcoholic losers have anything better to do than talk about wine? Why don't you care about the political climate in Iceland right now? Newsflash you drunken reprobates: politics MATTER and if you don't want to spend time here at the wine club talking about what's going down in Iceland right now you're part of the problem! Have some empathy!
ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SOME FUN
I GOT DA FEELIN
I'm NOT THE ONLY ONE
Is he gone?
>>49 only when i have something in my ass, and then it's kinda involuntary
captcha: buttine
Who knew all it took was some good ol' talk about gentle self-caressing to fix this thread.
buncha lefty pencilneck faggots
Eternal suffering.
hang out with all the boys learn science technology
reminds me of the time my grandmother called me on the phone in shock and said
"omg, did you know the village people are gay???"
and i'm just left here wondering how it's possible for a 75 year old woman to be so simultaneously savvy and out of touch
also my captcha is "quore", autocomplete says i've had "quoreness" as a captcha before. what is a quore? is quoreness the platonic ideal of quoredom?
The spider rejected my dead fly offering...
Am I gay
>>65
this song will answer your question around the 2:05 mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG3SEltM5M
Kim Dong-un
XD
XD
Linel Hamten
Oh no, I'm stupid.
I sure want instagram followers for my nonexistent account
I love you Natalie
fuck off andrew how did you get my new number? i told you to stop calling, don't make me get the police involved AGAIN
What's a guy gotta do to get a job around here?
when I was younger I cared way too much about useless shit
What is the comfiest right-wing state in America?
2b's twobies
captcha: nier
Hi my name is squeeks and you were all a mistake
Every single last one of you
good morning weathercuck
You fuckin' bet. It rained last night, I'll let that fresh hunk of weather fuck my lawn all green and lush again no question.
>>82 You're not Squeeks, Squeeks wears a poop hat, where's your poop hat?
Okay don't answer the question in the question thread then, lord it over the rest of us that you read books,
>>86 I wasted time reading a shit book instead of dealing with more pressing matters, was that not a suitable answer?
I enjoy hearing about the spread and evolution of net slang across language barriers. For example I remember a Spanish-speaking friend telling me the story of how crossdressers came to be called "little rags" on Spanish-language imageboards. They took the word "trapo", literally meaning "cloth" and punning on the English netslang "trap". That was seen as too 'masculine' so the diminutive -ito was added, ending in "trapito".
i don't knowhow to do any of those things and i have an iq of 85 but please give me a job
i am not bilignual, in fact i barely speak english
please
Big ups yeongrak! https://djmag.com/content/premiere-yeongrak-definitfinitfinitely-xoxef nuff respect
>>87
You invoked nihilism to say you don't believe in procrastination
function invocation
for (int age = 20; age <= 85; age++) {
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Every DQN knows itfs not a hat. The rest of the head and body are vestigial.
I have clinical depression and it's uncureable and it is normal to live with that
This is the bastard internet.
my new "unlimited data" plan is slow as shit
what good is it if everything takes forever to laod
capitalism is gross
consumerism is disgusting
modern western life is the death of culture and purpose
I feel so uncomfortable with the way the world is
it's not supposed to be like this
I refuse to accept this way of life
aids and cancer
islam is the answer