What people thought the future would be like: flying cars, space travel, and post-scarcity

What the future really is: if you root your smart toilet, you can disable some of the tracking and even overclock it, but unfortunately that prevents you from getting security updates and there's a known remote code execution vulnerability. Also, Jeff Bezos made $3 billion in the past 24 hours alone, but my GoFundMe didn't get enough funding so I can't get surgery after all.