CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (615)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:47


3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 05:29

"looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around."

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 08:57

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:07

Its impossible to log in to a jagex mod account without being on Jagex company」

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:16

actually they issue work computers that are set up with a corporate VPN

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:20

sorta reminds me of denpa + a little bit of iglooghost

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 11:25

The concept of "mental health" in our society is defined largely by the extent to which an individual behaves in accord with the needs of the system and does so without showing signs of stress.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 14:24

Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:15


11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 22:20

Закатилась зорька за лес

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:00


13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:30

Because even though they may not intend to create worlds populated with stereotypes, they grew up in a world filled with them. It is easy to see how this could happen: When content creators need a species of greedy traders, maybe they are more inclined to make them short. And bespectacled. And maybe give them shrill voices and big noses.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 01:25

I'll never forget the first time I saw Crazy Frog. I was at the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Downtown Disney in 2006, sitting on the second floor (right under the frozen Sylvester Stallone from "Demolition Man") and watching the big screen that took up the entire back wall, when Crazy Frog's "Axel F" music video came on. I was so infatuated on this weird song and video that I couldn't get it out of my head. Fast forward about a year or two and I'm walking around a Target store when I find a Crazy Frog radio (pic related) on the clearance shelf. Since I was still into Crazy Frog at the time, I bought it (well, my mother bought it for me since I was still a little kid). I thought it was hot shit since it could play both the radio and (parts of) his trademark song: "Axel F". My love of Crazy Frog ended when one night as I lie in bed, the radio started "talking" by itself, and by talking I mean it would go "DING-DING" and light up despite the fact that nobody had pushed the button that made him go "DING-DING". Little me was convinced that this Crazy Frog radio was haunted, so I took it and shoved it in a box in the basement. A few days later, I was playing in the basement and suddenly the Crazy Frog radio went "BAM-BAM". I bolted up the stairs and hid in my room, convinced that the evil spirit within my once beloved frog-shaped radio saw me. After that, I didn't like Crazy Frog anymore, and stopped playing in the basement until I was sure the batteries had run down. This isn't meant to be like a creppypasta or some shit, this is seriously what I think of whenever I see Crazy Frog brought up on the internet.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 01:59


17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:12


18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 02:00

Murderer James French (Before his death by electric chair): "Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 03:00

(While we’re at it, let me also summarize this entire review: The Sims Social is a game about sitting around in your house. It’s a game where you can make your character play games, and then watch him smile, unable to join his fun. Is this art? Fuck you. Is this a game? Not quite. Is it terrorism? Maybe. Is it interesting? Sure. Is it evil? Let’s go ahead and say, “Why not?”)

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 03:14

It used to be common practice in England to ring a telephone by sending higher voltage across one side of the two wire circuit and ground ("earth" in England). When the subscriber answered the phone, it switched to the two-wire circuit for the conversation. This method allowed two parties on the same line to be signaled without disturbing each other.

An elderly lady called the phone company complaining that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on a few occasions when it did ring, her dog barked first. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog.

He climbed the nearby telephone pole, hooked up his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring. He tried again. The dog barked loudly, followed by a ringing telephone. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found that:

a. There was a bad connection on the telephone grounding post connecting the house to ground.

b. The dog was tied to the grounding post via a metal chain attached to a metal collar;

c. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current through his neck to the damp English ground, just enough to shock the dog but not enough to complete the circuit to the phone;

d. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinate on the ground;

e. The now-soaked ground helped complete the circuit if the dog stepped in it, making the phone ring.

Which shows that some problems can be fixed just by pissing on them --if only temporarily!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 00:28

My first thought was it's from the perspective of one of those people who is against fat shaming and talks about HAES and calls their parents by their first name and is "on a diet because she doesn't love me" and is posting on a support each other's future heart attacks forums.
I just don't like people that much

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:14


23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:20


24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 08:34

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 08:58

"If the current national ticket price average of 9.27 dollars is used, that means that no more than 31 people bought tickets to see the crime drama," the Wrap noted.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 09:53

Error: Existence of a remote traffic counter gadget (e.g. google analytics).

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:48

1 §. Should bee fly into another forest, and has the owner followed them there, he shall mark it, and let the men of the village know; they then have no violence to take him. Have swarm sat in a bearing and protected tree; then it shall be kept, and no tree cut, or spilled, at fine, as said in Chapter 13. Is it in another tree; cut down, and the bee shall take their (something).

2 §. Find one bee in his house, or that in which he owns a share; it is his, who found it. Is he a tenant, he enjoys a third, and the owner of the land two shares. Are they found within anothers pasture, nobody shall enjoy a share; are they found outside of pasture, in anothers forest and soil; own a third, and the landowner two shares. Say two to have found same bee; enjoy he the finder's fee, who first announced. About he, who on anothers property finds, and not announces, but removes, and he, who with food and bait attract another man's bee, is determined in The Law of Misdeeds.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 06:32

Allied troops landed on Kiska on August 15, 1943. Allied troops expected to meet a Japanese force several times the size of the one on Attu, and they were prepared for heavy casualties. The men were greeted instead by half a dozen dogs, among them "Explosion," who originally belonged to the captured Kiska Aerological Detail, and who the Japanese had cared for during the occupation.

Allied commanders refused to believe that the Japanese could have completely evacuated Kiska. For eight days, troops searched the island, firing into the dense fog and sometimes accidentally shooting their comrades. 24 Allied soldiers were killed by friendly fire, four by Japanese booby traps, and a further 71 died when the ship Abner Read struck a floating mine. 168 Allied soldiers were wounded or fell ill on Kiska. The bombardment and invasion of the deserted island was written off as a "training exercise," and the Aleutian Campaign officially ended after 439 days of warfare.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 06:24

The Diatium power cell was the primary power source for a lightsaber and one of the critical components of a lightsaber hilt. Diatium power cells contained extremely concentrated amounts of trumponium gas that would form a plasma rod when heated.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 19:45

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31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 02:09

So what are we meant to do when we have two clipboards? What I've done so far is paste the actual CTRL+V one first, and then my PRIMARY, but I'm not sure whether that really goes with the spirit of the thread.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 09:45

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 18:37

Whichever is more interesting

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 23:45

This project has been removed by the Newgrounds moderation team.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 11:21

(chiefly Britain, rhyming slang) A wanker. (In this sense, the term can also be abbreviated to merchant.)

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 12:30


37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 14:26

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 05:39

from datetime import date

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 05:33

what is it with you guys and this mkultra activation shit

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 15:50

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 16:16

I got suspespended twice in one day for sending death threats to my own account. I faced god and walked backwards into hell.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 17:04


43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 23:21

278 Name: Anonymous : 2009-01-02 03:17 ID:5lQQRe5q

I've just read through the entire thread, and now I feel a little sick, and a little sad.

So many dreams, so many ersatz realities.
As for me, I forget my dreams pretty soon after waking. I think it may be a coping mechanism as I've a feeling that I only really live through dreams.

i want to dream right now, it is 3am here, but I have to leave my house to cycle 15 miles in the freezing fog in 2 hours for my minimum-wage service industry "job"

Sorry too much information there... anyway, I just remembered something... when I was about 11 or 12, there was a fad going around in school that basically involved putting your head between your legs, breathing heavily for about 30 seconds, then standing up quickly with your back against a building while a friend pushed as hard as they could against your chest. You'd get a head rush pretty quickly, and usually pass out within about 10seconds, coming round about 1-2 minutes later, usually with lots of fitting (involuntary jerking of limbs)

Anyway the one common denominator between pretty much all of us that tried this was, that although we could never remember the details, we were sure that we had been to another place, a +real+ place, and that the overriding sensation on regaining consciousness other than an unnerving presque-vu type sensation was the sense that "this place is fake"

This reality, or this life, or perhaps merely my own sense of self. I perceived it to be fake.

I think that might have been the only true feeling that I've ever had.

I've never really spoken about this to anyone, but that memory has been playing itself out in my mind for the last 15 years. I've never been able to recreate that feeling either, tripping on acid and shrooms sometimes leads to the superficial perception that certain scenes e.g. a streetlit woodland, a field of bluebells, etc, look "fake" as if they had been staged as part of a movie scene. Even when shared with others however, these types of drug induced perceptions are pretty easy to identify as mere delusionary notions induced by volatile externalities, as opposed to any kind of glimpse of a wider truth.
TBH I kind of feel that the pioneers of LSD experimentation, "free thinking" and all that jazz back in the 60s missed a trick somewhere, and should have perhaps applied their focus/energies in certain other directions...

Either way, I suppose I will never know in which direction the real fake reality lies until it's too late to do anything about it.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 06:28

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 11:36

Activity on streams numbered lower or equal to the last stream identifier might still complete successfully. The sender of a GOAWAY frame might gracefully shut down a connection by sending a GOAWAY frame, maintaining the connection in an "open" state until all in-progress streams complete.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 14:55


47 Name: vc: thott : 1993-09-9130 14:28

I separate by tier and I almost sent A-Tier material to a B-tier group chat

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 11:28


49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 16:09

I honestly didn’t think that there would be this many people since Touhou isn’t available in North America. I’ve seen a lot of people in Touhou cosplays, but for some reason most of them seem to be men.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 20:54


51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 00:22

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 19:34

Someday John Correia will meet Jesus. As an ordained pastor, he has thought about how their first conversation will go. That is why he keeps his Heckler & Koch VP9 loaded with a 9-mm magazine in pristine condition.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 04:32


55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 06:05

( ・-・)

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 07:08

Algorithms It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years.
FB's new algorithm was selecting the same few people - about 25 - whose posts repeated over and over. Here’s how to bypass the system that limits posts on your news feed:
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post--"Copy" will pop up. Click "copy." Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up. Click "paste."
This will bypass the system. (I hope.)
Happy reading!Algorithms It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years.
FB's new algorithm was selecting the same few people - about 25 - whose posts repeated over and over. Here’s how to bypass the system that limits posts on your news feed:
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post--"Copy" will pop up. Click "copy." Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up. Click "paste."
This will bypass the system. (I hope.)
Happy reading!I hope this works

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 11:36

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59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 17:08


60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 00:15

Applicant covered his infant child’s face in 2004, then he did the same to his next infant child between 2006 and 2007, in an effort to quiet their screaming. During a tense period during his wife’s second pregnancy and her concomitant spell of depression, Applicant held her by her throat during a 2005 quarrel when she would not let him pass by. He tried to choke his eldest daughter again between 2010 and 2011. Given the seven-year gap between his first and last act against a family member, more than seven years is needed to mitigate personal conduct security concerns, despite some evidence of rehabilitation.

Additional security concerns are raised over applicant's marriage to his current wife, while still married to his first wife.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 14:24

New Study Angers Transgenders for Claiming They Have At Least ONE Mental Disorder

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 23:53

The rape dwarf. I'll expand on this, but I warn you that I tend to be pretty wordy.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 23:54

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 04:37

In the early 1880s McLean patented an early version of the machine gun, which did not prove viable. As a devout Methodist, he opposed violence, and hoped that weapons capable of mass killing would prove to be so terrible that nations would be discouraged from going to war.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 01:32

Police identified him as Omar Enrique Santa Perez, 29, but said they don’t know what motivated the attack.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 09:34

黄昏のBay City(ボーナストラック) [DISCOバージョン]

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 10:27

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 09:43

Quick Focus, Deep Focus, Grubsong, Shape of Uun, Spore Shroom

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 17:42

Ableton Live - Simpler bitch bend amount workaround/hack

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:07

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71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:47


72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 23:44

It's pretty crazy when the boku no Pico fanbase is better than the boku no hero fanbase

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 05:00

On August 29, 2011, the National Geographic Society reported that the State of North Carolina had confirmed the shipwreck as Queen Anne's Revenge, reversing a conclusion previously maintained because of a lack of conclusive evidence.[31] Specific artifacts that support this conclusion include a brass coin weight bearing the bust of Queen Anne of England, cast during her reign (1702–1714); the stem of a wine glass decorated with diamonds and tiny embossed crowns, made to commemorate the 1714 coronation of Queen Anne's successor, King George I; the remains of a French hunting sword featuring a bust that closely resembles King Louis XV, who claimed the French throne in 1715; and a urethral syringe for treating venereal diseases with a control mark indicating manufacture between 1707 and 1715 in Paris, France.[32]

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 05:25

its fuckin care bears you infowar piece of shit

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 03:19

Fox Business Host Calls Former President George W. Bush a 'Radical' Liberal

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 18:53


78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 01:21

> hears premature Christmas music one time

(Superimposed over extreme closeup of Seneca): It is the month of December, and yet the city is at this very moment in a sweat. License is given to the general merrymaking. Everything resounds with mighty preparations, – as if the Saturnalia differed at all from the usual business day! So true it is that the difference is nil, that I regard as correct the remark of the man who said: "Once December was a month; now it is a year."

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 19:33

From: "Kristie" <admin>
Subject: Re:Your personal life is about to get ruined
To: doznarkom@ukr.net (poster's note: not my email address)

Well I am going to ensure it is as fast and short possibly can,

Couple of months back while visiting one of hacked web-sites, your personal computer was in fact taken over by our Trojan
and it also broken in to your complete network devices such as your smart phone, ever since its gathering great deal of details about you using your personal computer plus your smart phone , we got your video clips , photos , call audio recordings , contacts , your social network connections , your e-mails , your home address and also videos of yours changing clothes , showering etc

I'm sure its quite disturbing for you and you should be asking yourself what should you do ? isn't it ?

Loosen up take a deep breath , dont be scared and read carefully now , if you want these audio video recordings, emails, computer data, Cellphone data, photos etc and also your other secrets (you can guess it very well) to stay between you and me, and do not want me to share it along with your relatives, friends, colleagues, or on mainstream web-sites like Facebook, Reddit, Xvideos, Pornhub and others , there is a simple way to avoid it.

Simply pay 550$ worth of bitcoin to my bitcoin wallet address, I really believe its really fair and low amount to keeping your little secret. (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" search engines like google).

Bitcoin Address: 1LX5nixC8Aug3AnTGcYxZVwcGqDoi9Tqmr
(It is case sensitive, so copy and paste it)

Very important:
You've got 5 days to make the payment. (I have a special pixel within this e-mail, and at this moment I know you have read through this email message). If I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including family, coworkers, and so forth. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately. If you need evidence, reply with "Yes!" and i'll certainly send out your video recording to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by answering this message.

(poster's note: this was a text-only email with no HTML tracking pixel, or any HTML, embedded)

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 21:17

You can tell that dog's been fingered before

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 21:22

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 10:22

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 18:25

Year of the Five Emperors
Not to be confused with Year of the Four Emperors or Year of the Six Emperors.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 01:52

After graduation from the University of Virginia in 2005 with degrees in commerce and history, Ohanian and friend Steve Huffman pitched the idea, MyMobileMenu, to Y Combinator. The company passed on the idea, but encouraged the duo to come up with another idea it could potentially fund.[10] They subsequently came up with reddit.com with the goal of it becoming the "front page of the Internet."[10] Now living in Boston, they were less than a month into development when Ohanian learned that his girlfriend had fallen five stories and was in a coma.[10] Shortly after, his father called him to tell him that his mother had been diagnosed with an inoperable tumor.[10]

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 04:36

But you should not be at all perplexed, if the dæmon that harassed the woman in confinement appeared feminine, for being a lascivious
dæmon, and delighting in impure moistures, changing its form, it naturally assumed that which is best adapted for a life of pleasure,*

  • Spoken like a monk.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 04:39

i m p u r e m o i s t u r e s

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 06:08

God hates redditors

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 13:15

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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 20:54

whos that on the right

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 04:24

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 10:29

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 14:12

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 23:44

"Like from one of my animes!" Says Otacon as he pees himself

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 05:31

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96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 15:46

yukari did 9/11

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 19:10

At least FIVE Exclusive songs EVERY MONTH I don't release anywhere else

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 20:27


[has 3 patrons, gets $7 a month]

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 22:10

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 22:54

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 02:34

The discharge of anal sac contents as a result of fear or other stress is normal, and the removal of normally functioning sacs is not an acceptable procedure. Infection or other pathological conditions can result in recurring or chronic discharge or in fistula and sinus formation. Removal in such circumstances is an acceptable therapeutic measure.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 19:18

"ansi-term.w" load-lib ansi [magenta fg yellow bg "such beauty" print-string newline reset]

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 18:13


104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:33

We must kill niggers

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:43

This post talks about Subaru cars and why gays/lesbians prefers them. I do not, repeat, do not discriminate against Subaru cars

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 23:51

ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん!!! あぁああああ...ああ...あっあっー!あぁああああああ!!!ルイズルイズルイズぅううぁわぁああああ!!! あぁクンカクンカ!クンカクンカ!スーハースーハー!スーハースーハー!いい匂いだなぁ...くんくん んはぁっ!ルイズ・フランソワーズたんの桃色ブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお!クンカクンカ!あぁあ!! 間違えた!モフモフしたいお!モフモフ!モフモフ!髪髪モフモフ!カリカリモフモフ...きゅんきゅんきゅい!! 小説12巻のルイズたんかわいかったよぅ!!あぁぁああ...あああ...あっあぁああああ!!ふぁぁあああんんっ!! アニメ2期放送されて良かったねルイズたん!あぁあああああ!かわいい!ルイズたん!かわいい!あっああぁああ! コミック2巻も発売されて嬉し...いやぁああああああ!!!にゃああああああああん!!ぎゃああああああああ!! ぐあああああああああああ!!!コミックなんて現実じゃない!!!!あ...小説もアニメもよく考えたら... ル イ ズ ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い?にゃあああああああああああああん!!うぁああああああああああ!! そんなぁああああああ!!いやぁぁぁあああああああああ!!はぁああああああん!!ハルケギニアぁああああ!! この!ちきしょー!やめてやる!!現実なんかやめ...て...え!?見...てる?表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てる? 表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!ルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!挿絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!! アニメのルイズちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ!!!よかった...世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ! いやっほぉおおおおおおお!!!僕にはルイズちゃんがいる!!やったよケティ!!ひとりでできるもん!!! あ、コミックのルイズちゃああああああああああああああん!!いやぁあああああああああああああああ!!!! あっあんああっああんあアン様ぁあ!!シ、シエスター!!アンリエッタぁああああああ!!!タバサァぁあああ!! ううっうぅうう!!俺の想いよルイズへ届け!!ハルゲニアのルイズへ届け!

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 02:29


108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 10:18

On March 18, 2010, Arakawa died, after a week of hospitalization. Gins would not state the cause of death. "This mortality thing is bad news," she stated. She planned to redouble efforts to prove "aging can be outlawed."[4]

On January 8, 2014, Gins died of cancer at age 72.[5]

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 02:11


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111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 10:02


112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 19:43

Football is Babylonian, and it was revealed by Apollyon during the reign of King Charles I

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 19:46

that meant "assassin cross" to me when i played RO

people can put up with the craziest jargon i swear

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 05:25

On May 1, 2007, a Comcast headend replaced the Disney Channel's program Handy Manny with hard-core pornography for viewers in Lincroft, New Jersey. Comcast stated it was conducting an investigation into the event's cause but did not announce findings to the public.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9155 17:22

doctor shiba

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 01:03

nohup make -j4 > make.log &

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9156 15:50


118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 00:35

U+0-7F, U+A5, U+4E00-9FFF, U+30??, U+FF00-FF9F;

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9157 05:44

A gang of would-be rapists got as far as removing the clothing of Columba of Rieti (1467–1501), but they retreated as she had mutilated her breasts and hips so thoroughly with spiked whipping chains that they were unable or unwilling to continue.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9158 17:23

Welcome to my Web Sight!

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 05:14

( ´∀)゚Д゚)・∀・)゚∀゚)・ω・)´_ゝ)`∀´> ̄ー ̄)*゚ー゚)-_-)゚∋゚)=゚ω゚)

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 08:35

He later attributed his fetishistic interest in uniformed men to encounters with men in army uniform, especially soldiers of the German Wehrmacht serving in Finland at that time. "In my drawings I have no political statements to make, no ideology. I am thinking only about the picture itself. The whole Nazi philosophy, the racism and all that, is hateful to me, but of course I drew them anyway—they had the sexiest uniforms!"[6]

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9159 15:30

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124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 01:13

You will typically find a hookah with like a dram of fresh water in it.

It can be smoked by placing it in the world and using it, even if it is empty.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 09:11

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126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9160 20:53


127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 16:46

Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
or street lamp.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 16:58

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129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 19:16

At a fiery rally in West Virginia, President Donald Trump said that he and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “fell in love,” The Hill reports.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 19:36


131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9161 20:29


132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9162 22:32

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 09:38


135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 10:24

Have you ever seen a bat engage in so much aggressive anal sex that his partner’s anus is left scarred and bleeding? Thankfully I haven’t, but that was because the bats were permanently separated before I arrived.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 00:16

I don’t need no speed, no
I don’t need no heroin, no thanks
I don’t want no coke, not today
You can keep your ketamine, yeah
I’m a bassline junkie, what?
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
I’m a bassline junkie, tell them again
And I like it funky
Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass
Big dirty stinking bass,
Dirty, dirty stinking,
Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass
Big dirty stinking bass,
Bass, bass, bass

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 18:52

Edited by J. Wawrzynek
Edited by G. Gibeling

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 05:03

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 06:59

I was just looking at that thread.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 12:02

and when operator asked him, 'Would you like to be Arab?' he slammed the phone down."

141 Name: Bitch : 1993-09-9171 14:04

el avíon sobre el mar

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 14:44


143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 23:44

sony gonna take their big black console, slap you across the face with it, tell you there's no BC and you'll like it

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 12:42

"Or was I made for this, to lay me down, and make much of myself in a warm bed? 'O but this is pleasing.'"—Marcus "Comfy" Aurelius the Masturbator

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 19:54

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 19:57

Katie Morgan

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 18:25

Haible did not originally intend to distribute CLISP under the GPL, but in a well-publicised email exchange with Richard Stallman, he eventually agreed to do so. The issue at stake was whether CLISP was a derivative work of the GNU readline library.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 01:13

Retrograde sexism in a shiny new game

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 04:18

One of the goals of the gameplay is for the player to enable the viewing of hentai scenes depicting the protagonist, Takahiro, and one of the five heroines having sexual intercourse.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 12:57

You hurl a 4-inch-diameter sphere of energy at a
creature that you can see within range. You choose
acid, cold, fire, lightning, poison, or thunder for the type
of orb you create, and then make a ranged spell attack
against the target. If the attack hits, the creature takes
3d8 damage of the type you chose.
A t Higher Levels. W hen you cast this spell using a
spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the damage increases by
1d8 for each slot level above 1st.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 04:46

can I kill people with a gay pride orb?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 04:51

No but you can kill youkai with a yin yang orb.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 05:49

We do not understand how a collection of lies can be called a satire on lying, any more than the adventures of a woman of pleasure can be called a satire on fornication.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 01:39

Nomura confirmed to have a dress made of belts

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 02:05

The aircraft was heard by people in Lamington and Hill View at approximately 2pm on 19 February. It was circling at low altitude and then headed towards the mountain range. There was heavy rain in the area at the time. After the aircraft was discovered to be missing, O’Reilly believed that it hadn’t had enough height to clear the mountains and must have crashed somewhere in the McPherson range. He hiked into the mountains to look for it on Saturday 28 February. After camping overnight, O’Reilly found the wreckage on Sunday 1 March. Two survivors were waiting by the wreckage; Joseph Binstead who was uninjured and John Proud who had a broken leg. On seeing O’Reilly they asked to shake his hand and then asked what the cricket scores were.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 05:02

$10000 / 2br - 600ft2 - brand new townhouse in chilliwack (chilliwack)

Brand new over priced townhouse in chilliwack just built to push the old out so we can charge thru the nose for the new.2 bdrm townhouse new appliances great views of the homeless camp from your front window

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 13:12


May I interest you in some COOL FREE RINGTONES?

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 13:30

that's the thing though

robots can't think, at the state of the art they still only fee∵∴

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 07:54

The old man the boat.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 05:26

(n) daikon-offering ceremony (Ryotokuji temple, Kyoto)

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 11:55

Аполлон Аполлонович Аблеухов был весьма почтенного рода: он имел своим
предком Адама.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 18:26

Hyde explained in an email:

“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9181 00:39

Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 04:14

Seppun Baka was a courtier of the Imperial Families. He was considered a sycophant.

In 1126 Baka was present in the Imperial Court when a tainted Seppun messenger told Hantei XXXIX that Hida Kisada had raised an army against the Emperor, composed by Crab warriors, oni, and minions of the Shadowlands. It was the beginning of the Clan War.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 11:17

New passwords must:

Be at least six characters long
Contain one or more numbers
Include at least one of the following special characters: !"#$%&'()*+,-./:;<=>?@[\]^_`{|}~, or a space

166 Name: ^_` : 1993-09-9183 11:39

I am dedicated into provision assistance to each of my patients gain maximum function and physical potential through individualized patient education and cutting-edge surgical and non-surgical treatment of musculoskeletal conditions. The most important part of my relationship with my patients is being a good listener. I learn so much from patients just listening and learning about their lives.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 04:34

However yesterday one of their neighbours, Odin Maxwell, 49, fired his gun,

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 11:41

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 01:17

what is a 'nonlethal pistol'? an airsoft gun?

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:22

„Klar, kann man sagen: der Hitlergruß ist prollig. Es ist ein bisschen so, wie jeden Satz mit „Heil Hitler“ zu beginnen; wie eine kleine Verbeugung: ,Schaut her, boah der Führer krass.` Das stimmt, wenn man es die ganze Zeit macht. Und ich kenne Leute, die machen ständig den Hitlergruß. Das ist dann schon komisch.

Ich mach' das nicht oft. Alle zwei Tage mal, ungefähr. Wenn ich den Bus gerade noch so erwischt habe, in dem meine Mitschüler sitzen: Hitlergruß. Wenn ich den Ball halbhoch und mit zweimal Pfosten ins Tor donnere: Hitlergruß. Einmal auch, als ich in Rassenkunde was wirklich Schwieriges als Einziger gewusst habe.

Dann gibt es noch den Hitlergruß, wenn ich jemanden dran gekriegt habe, ihn veräppelt, getunnelt, verwundert habe. Und da finde ich, ist es eine gute Lösung. Dann heißt er: Du hast kassiert, aber nimm’s nicht so hart.“

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 13:54

Keythe Farley

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 18:14

With Red Dead Redemption 2 Rockstar Games has set the bar so high that other games of this nature seem infinitesimally lesser because of its existence.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 22:24


174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 03:50


(this is something I was using when I was trying to count in base-60. I gave up)

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 05:17

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179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 05:11

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180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 00:51

Shithead: A creature made of the feces of the 666 most evil people in the world, including Adolf Hitler, Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer." Yes, it's the literal sentient piece of shit of Adolf Hitler plus other dictators and serial killers.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 04:36

i feel like i'm going insane

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 04:56


184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 08:22


  • Woo, woo

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 20:33

Due to an illness of the facilitator, the Wellness Colloquium scheduled for tomorrow will be rescheduled.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 23:01

Terran vs. Zerg


i was stading in the war room my name is Andrew. Alexei. I said. What up. There is a new overmaid. Are you should? Yes L.t. Andrew. would the protoss help? no. can't we

nuke the overmaid? I said. The protoss made new sheld. What! (the comptor:) the base is under attack. Who attack.the attack is zerg. This is Mengsk i'll you help if you woker for me. Hmmm. Ok. Alexei are going argee? (The comptor) the zerg coming.

Fine. I'll argee.UpLoad the Dropship. Ok the plan is we have to keep the zerg busson

for Mengsk man. Then his man will destroy the henver. Its landing get ready. A Marine holy cow! Get ready fire! The tanks fired. Blood fly where . Move move. Sunken colonys! A firebat yailed! Ahh. L.t. Andrew how we know Mengsk coming?

He be in a battlecruser and flet of warth and battlecruser! There is Mengsk. The henver

is destroy. Mengsk tell me more about the sheld?i said. Some had they have shelds that undestuy but a sheld batter can shut down the shelds . Hmm yut. You and a team of ghost

i wanada you get in the bass and destroy the sheldsbatter. I can help. Someone said.

saw youself. General Duke. How you help? Alexei damd. I know what the protoss bass

look like because i was pow in the bass.


there is thee enter but getting in is the hard part its because the Photon Cannons Very

heavy armor you really can't destroy becues the alem would go off and we'll you die.

(The compton) a tassom recon this is dugon give up and join the UED. Haaa.

You have like no men. Alexei said. We shauld attack you . Duke said. Whats the point? Ask Mengsk. All lungh. Fine i sauld attack you the 'terran donom' load the ships Lt.Andrew go with Alexei and see the UED. Said Mengsk


you going have 50 Battlecruiser and 100 marine and 100 siege tanks. Said Duke.

In the dropship

how longer get there? A marine said. Not far. Hey what is the moky its char what he tack

us. atacy not.Duke said. What you mean? Atacy the UED was on earth. But then going attack the Zerg. Mengsk Said. We beatter go. A marine said. Why. I said. We be outnumber. No if we let The UED destroy the protoss base them we rast are men and destroy the Zerg. Good plan Alexei.


thanks andrew. Fist get on Char.

On char

the protoss base is destroy now the sheld is down for the overmaid go attack!

the shots of the tanks and the seams of marines. Sand the the ghost. Ghost report. Nurk the hive boom! ahhhhhhhhh!. Its black. Wake up Lt. We won. Now sind a dropship.

The end for now

By Andrew

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:10

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 05:41

July 4, 1776. As the last signature is signed on the Declaration of Independence, I orgasm as I scream "FREEEEDDOOOMMM" at the top of my lungs. Then an eagle takes me back to the future, dropping me naked into the Oval office. I bitch slap anyone in my way and establish myself as President Awesome and single handedly take down ISIS with my presidential dick.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 06:30

Back in the day I wanted to write a very paranoid kind of SF, youth fiction dystopia sort of story (I only say that is the section it would be sold in, I am convinced it would be a unique work in that genre); I never did because I kind of believed it.

I regret it now somewhat, because everything that I was intending to put in it has recently got a mainstream spotlight, but I know if I had written it back then it would have evidently been the work of an angsty teen and very possibly it would make me a huge target now (although I also now know some of the right people would have my back). And now that I'm writing this out, I feel very silly, because I understand the clear line of the genre actually going back to ancient times; it would be better described not as dystopia but the closely related genre of apocalyptic literature (though I must be careful, for I fear it might lead the misguided into the gnostic); these things reoccur often enough that (the good) stories like it seem both historical and predictive, because they are meant for all time.

For example, I was inspired by the then-current protests of DMCA, patented algorithms, concerns over improving surveillance tech, and early TPM chips, so a small pocket of resistance needed to to be paranoid about any information technology it could use, severely limiting its operations. Welp, eventually people find out about a hidden Minix and the meltdown/spectre issue with Intel chips; lo and behold, the @Shitty_Future version of a small part of my "vision" has come to be!

FWIW I don't think of many authors hailed as "prophets" like some people seem to regard them now, but as reporters. They were talking as if about a future, but that's just a framing device. They were really talking cryptically and exaggeratedly about things they saw going on, and while insightful, it doesn't deserve that kind of praise, I'm sure those guys would be more happy (beyond the grave) if they were given more serious consideration instead of being stereotyped away in a sentence.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 13:56

Da nahm Zippora einen Stein und beschnitt ihrem Sohn die Vorhaut und rührte ihm seine Füße

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 15:36

The German title satirizes the German custom of giving a subtitle to the name of dramas in the form of "Ein Drama in ... Akten" (A Drama in ... Acts)

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 03:21

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a card type. If you do, each player sacrifices a permanent of that type.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 04:38

r/japan•Posted byu/Thathipsterkid
41 minutes ago
I've read 4 Murakami books and have watched the most popular anime movies. What misconceptions do I probably have about Japan?
40% Upvoted

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 04:56

I suggest this book: How to Hold a Fart in: The New Rules for Career Success: Don Henderson: 9781544653495: Amazon.com: Books

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 11:06

This site uses HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS) to specify that Firefox may only connect to it securely. As a result, it is not possible to add an exception for this certificate.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 05:44

Never had this issue on dillo, mothra, or netsurf. Modern web browsers better get their shit together.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 13:33

A history of DMM personifications
warships ☛ doubtful, but it turned out pretty well
swords ☛ KanColle must be popular
castles ☛ KanColle must be popular
shrines ☛ wait now hold on
yojijukugo ☛ WHY!?

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 14:41

Not sure if you're serious

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 16:22

< Senzuri Champion 改訂版リリース!!! Vis A Vis Audio Arts 3種類同時リリース@!!!>
ゲロゲリゲゲゲ/センズリチャンピオン 改訂版
1985年、秋田昌美氏主宰のZSF PRODUKTからデビュー後の1987年にリリースされ、長らくコレクターズアイテムになっているファーストアルバムが全未発表ヴァージョンの再編集による改訂版としてリリース。
2曲目は、ZSF PRODUKTからリリース後にセカンドカセットとして用意していたもののレコードを作る事になり(オリジナルLPにはまた別ミックスを収録)お蔵入りになっていたヴァージョンをさらに再構築。
ファーストアルバム収録の代表曲の現存するテイクの中からベストテイクで埋め尽くし、2曲目の冒頭には当時、謎で終わった「LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER」を収録というマニアでも聴けなかった音源に加え、スペインのゲロ24才、フランスのゲロ27才も初参加。
ゲロネスカード 8!!!
3 ゲロ24才(スペイン)
5 ゲロ27才(フランス)
@ ゲロゲリゲゲゲ "燃えない灰"
「燃えない灰」制作中、タイトル曲として最初に予定されていたトラック!!! 2014年11月8日 録音
A カルカンエコー "街"
B HAIGAN 2018年2月27日 Heavens Door 完全ライブ
The project that Gero started in 2014 releases it at last!
The first sound source is released in 1985 by ZSF PRODUKT of Masami Akita(Merzbow). All the first albums which become the collector's item for long time after it is released in 1987 edit an unreleased version again and release it as Rivised Edition.
The valuable sound source that Track A was a version prepared for as 2nd Cassette, but wanted to make Vinyl, and it became a directly-controlled fief of a feudal lord in rebuilding (Vinyl,Included the other mix).Track C,completely records Gig in Toshima Public Hall of November 30, 1987 discovered newly. Track E is rebuilt by Death Dub Industrial.
Filled it up in Best Take from Take which existed of representative music recorded in the first album.
Gero 27 is participation for the first time from Gero 24 and France from sound source and Spain which Gero collect "LIVE AT TOKYO GAY CENTER" which terminated in the mystery in Track A'Intro in those days and did not listen to in Gero Mania either. Gero surpass uncontrollable initial impulse, self-torture, Speed, Hardcore, Original 31 years before bad smell which instinct, the true character showed.
3 GERO 24(from SPAIN)
4 NONE FRIENDLY→ANAL BEETHOVEN→LSD(30th Nov 1988 at Toshima Public Hall)
5 GERO 27(from FRANCE)
Geroness Card 8!!!
All Unreleased Collection CDR for Pre-orders and orders for All 3 cds of Gero and cullcanecho and HAIGAN!!
When Gero had make album 「Moenai Hai」,Gero had plan this track for the title track!!!
Recorded on 8th/11/2014
A cullcanecho "Machi" Newest recording!!!
B HAIGAN "27th,2,2018 at Heavens Door-Complete live recording"
Featuring,Juntaro Yamanouchi.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:11

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 02:37

Only a corporation actively hostile to its consumers would actually implement no-user-recourse or web beacons.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 15:46

Note: This paragraph contains a dangerously high amount of autism and should be considered dubious.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 22:33

A futile search, a fruitless errand; a useless and often lengthy pursuit.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 01:30

Negron's claim that in just one month, she counted that her male colleagues at Riot used the word "dick" over 500 times. The lawsuit also says Negron's third supervisor had told her that "diversity should not be a focal point of the design of Riot Games' products because gaming culture is the last remaining safe haven for white teen boys."

vc: soy

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 10:13

アレがキライ コレがキライ 片付けたい時には
口にしよう 背徳の合言葉
いけ好かない 気に入らない 呪いたいその欲望
叶えましょ 私の黒 魔術で

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 18:57

Our fondest tho'ts will be of thee

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 19:39

>>207 are these lyrics to some mahou shoujo OP

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 01:09

Young adult fiction is a stepping stone, good if it helps you get better at understanding people without a Wes Anderson narrator whispering in your ear. Unfortunately, the ability to parrot accepted opinions is often taken for the ability to derive judgments of one’s own. I’m thinking of a homestuck 13 year old who is constantly told that he/she is “so mature” for getting straight A’s and being well-spoken with the dinner guests and not ditching class to smoke brick weed with Devin. Whether or not those behaviors are good, the kid isn’t mature, he or she is well-trained, and if you keep claiming maturity then you are going to stunt development. Sorry: not having an adolescent rebellion means you didn’t complete adolescence. The result is neotenous adults who are not overly sensitive—as conservative media would claim—but rather overly dependent on external rules. Cards Against Humanity is so funny, right? You get to say bad words, but it’s only a game.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:47

i feel persoNALLY ATTACKED

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 06:41

h e a t e d

g a m i n g

m o m e n t

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 07:41

X-ray hair removal is an efficient, and usually permanent, hair removal method, but also causes severe health problems, occasional disfigurement, and even death.

VC: dang

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 11:29

not surprised that Gumi can sound hot, but Miku?

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 13:45

It gets much worse.

>“Help, I was a gifted kid and now I’m a normal adult!” Different adjective, same problem. Once Hal Incandenza is typecast as “gifted,” everyone will find it convenient to grade him (praise/no praise) on whether he is living up to his label. How do you look gifted? You can solve P vs. NP……or you can read the dictionary. I’ll bet that every ex-gifted kid who now uses “adulting” as a verb is a fan of those faux-pretentious memes, “mfw she confuses epistemics and ontology,” fitting Wikipedia philosophy into preformed joke structures, lowbrow expressions of highbrow concepts, a few college words to suggest immeasurable depths. You do what you know: exert the minimum necessary effort to convince other people of your intelligence. But you can’t convince yourself.
>The consequences are predictable. Imposter syndrome. Scrupulosity. Sexual fetishes suffixed with -play. Gushing compassion ruined by the inability to picture how one appears to the outside world. Neediness. Ill-fitting jeans. Trouble with romance, and not because they don’t know how―deep down they do―but because they cling to a rulebook (“milady”) instead of trusting instinct. They were never allowed to have instincts. For that matter they’ve never really wanted, never felt a desire that wasn’t assigned, which is why: open relationships, switched majors, medicated anxiety, and ambivalence, ambivalence, ambivalence.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 23:18

"Human waste that is properly handled can be a very economically attractive investment due to the health benefits," said Guy Hutton, a senior adviser for water, sanitation and hygiene with Unicef in New York, in an interview.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 03:02

Perks would be Rifleman / Armor / Gun Nut / Science / Medic / Life Giver / Toughness / Adamantium Skel / Bloody Mess / Scrounger / Scrapper

218 Name: Mr. Mean Out-of-Context Guy : 1993-09-9202 19:49

I think, generally speaking, Japanese language, or we Japanese people, don't value logic or gramatical rules.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 20:20

sudo apt-get install ubuntu-xboxdrv

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 22:09


221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 13:53

I would like to meet people like you in person. I feel like you'd have an interesting life story

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 18:52


223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 20:46

Մենք՝ Արտաշես Գրիգորյանը, Լիլիթ Մանարյանը, Սաթենիկ Սարգսյանը և Մեսրոպ Կարինյանը, հրավրում ենք բոլորին մեր նոր՝ "Tetraflute" ֆլեյտայիՄենք՝ Արտաշես Գրիգորյանը, Լիլիթ Մանարյանը, Սաթենիկ Սարգսյանը և Մեսրոպ Կարինյանը, հրավրում ենք բոլորին մեր նոր՝ "Tetraflute" ֆլեյտայի

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 20:51

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 21:58

President Donald Trump chastised leaders for starting wars in the 1990s that lead to the break-up of Yugoslavia, French daily Le Monde reported.

Trump reportedly made the mistake in a White House meeting with Dalia Grybauskaitė of Lithuania, Kersti Kaljulaid of Estonia and Raimonds Vējonis of Latvia in April.

The leaders were reportedly confused by the president's accusation, and it took them a minute to realize he had confused the Balkans and the Baltics.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 06:32

cd /usr/local/src/php-5.6.12

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 09:21

remember when we thought BDSM was weird and weren't all like 'tfw no muai thai gf to knee me in the spine so hard it flies out my chest'

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 10:17

Yi sent King Sonjo the salted heads of 43 samurai officers.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 06:40

[[PHILLIPE stares at ULTRA PEANUT'S discarded clothing, clearly at a loss.]] [[RAY offers instructions to LITTLE NEPHEW, holding out his hand and twisting it back and forth.]] RAY: Now do like this with your free hand. LITTLE NEPHEW: Like this, Uncle Ray? [[LIE BOT is speaking to TODD and another squirrel, in the background. LYLE, in the foreground, is glaring back at them, his left hand occupied with a whiskey bottle.]] LIE BOT: First of all, Lyle can't even READ cursive! SQUIRREL: Ha ha! TODD: What a fag! [[TEODOR, dressed in a tuxedo, stares mournfully out a window.]] TEODOR: Penny... [[The panels begin to fragment as the pace of our observation picks up.]] [[ROAST BEEF, cigarette in hand, is speaking to CORNELIUS and his girlfriend. His dialogue is partially obscured by the next panel.]] ROAST BEEF: I want to commit suicide [[LYLE pushes LIE BOT from behind, sending him to the ground]] [[INSET PANEL: TEDOOR suddenly looks surprised, or startled.]] [[LYLE, crouches on LIE BOT's opened chest, yanking out wires with abandon.]] LYLE: Hey, what's this? Cursive? [[PHILLIPPE's clothing lies neatly next to ULTRA PEANUT's. Apparently, PHILLIPPE has joined ULTRA PEANUT - to do what, we can only guess at.]]

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 01:51

Math.floor(Math.random() * 10);

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 02:32

Cite error: The named reference :3 was invoked but never defined (see the help page).

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 21:27

Bernie/Beto 2018 Bernie/Beto 2020 Occasio-Cortèz/Gabbard 2024 Occasio-Cortèz/Gabbard 2028

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 02:49

25 If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury.

26 If thou at all take thy neighbour's raiment to pledge, thou shalt deliver it unto him by that the sun goeth down:

27 For that is his covering only, it is his raiment for his skin: wherein shall he sleep? and it shall come to pass, when he crieth unto me, that I will hear; for I am gracious.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 05:51

Weinland, who previously predicted the world would end in 2011, 2012, and then 2013, predicted in 2018 that Jesus will return on June 9, 2019. He has since expressed some doubts regarding his own prediction.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 21:46

Attention: All work safe boards are soon going to be on the 4channel.org domain.

For now, all boards are accessible through either domain.

Make sure to update your script blockers and whitelist the new domain.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 15:10

life is dranks

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 21:35

They're encroaching on our turf! What's next, 4ch.org?

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 02:13

future candy

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 18:35

Today I am BEYOND ecstatic to announce that not only is kuso coming to the Nintendo Switch, it's available right now.

If you have eShop gold coins, kuso might even be free.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 04:09

parody:"dragon quest$"

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 10:23

US man 'killed' in India by endangered Andamans tribe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 18:24

Da Wabbits! Da Wabbits! Wewease to us da Wabbits!

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 03:49

goburinsureiya- 1 (first production Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9215 00:38

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 18:37

anonymous engraving showing Benjamin Franklin brandishing his commission’s exposé of animal magnetism, while a half-animal Mesmer flees on a witch’s broom, in his hand a bag of money

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 20:26


249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 18:48

If Chile also pile up, it will become a mountain

thank you based machine translation

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 14:40


251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 21:59

if you catch my drift

vc: meme

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 03:06

The Luggage later finds a female Luggage and has children with it in Interesting Times.

vc: sure

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 08:45

Mistake Number 1) Aminals aren’t 2D, stupid. This remake hopes to rectify this error by finally giving the characters the D they deserve

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 05:45

Proverbs 26:18-19 King James Version (KJV)
18 As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death,
19 So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 22:14

fragezeichen animumädchen

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 05:28

The release van is now filled with proprietary technology, including software that determines exactly what areas of a neighborhood mosquitoes should be released in and a laser sensitive enough to count every single one as it exits, generating loads of data that can later be used to fine-tune the process.

At Verily’s headquarters, the “factory” where the mosquitoes are bred incorporates even more automation. Once the eggs are laid, robots rear the mosquitoes to adulthood, packaging them in containers filled with water and air, feeding them, and keeping them warm. Still other robots sort them by sex, first by size (females are bigger) and then optically, using proprietary technology. Mosquitoes are all given a digital identifier that makes it possible to follow them from egg state to the specific GPS coordinate where they’re released.

With this year’s season wrapping up, the company has yet to decide whether it will further expand the program next year. Verily wouldn’t say how much it costs to manufacture and release tens of thousands of mosquitoes every day, but it’s a safe bet that it’s still an expensive proposition.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 05:05

Natsu Okuhara.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 11:40


260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 04:38

plus tech squeeze box baby p

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 17:11


262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 20:06


263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 06:19

The Book of Genesis recounts the creation of thorns as one of the punishments for the original sin of Adam and Eve, stating, "Thorns also and thistles shall [the ground] bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field." Genesis, 3:18. One of the most enduring cultural images is the Crown of Thorns described in the Bible as having been placed on the head of Jesus Christ before his crucifixion. It is mentioned in the Gospels of Matthew (27:29), Mark (15:17), and John (19:2,5) and is often alluded to by the early Christian Fathers, such as Clement of Alexandria, Origen, and others. For example, John's Gospel states that "the soldiers plaited a crown of thorns, and put it on his head" (KJV, ch. 19). The biblical account does not specify what kind of thorns were involved, and leaves no clues from which to determine whether these were biologically classifiable as thorns, spines, or prickles.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 12:46

A Texas death row inmate complained of a burning sensation as he was executed by lethal injection, exclaiming: "Ooh-ee! I can feel that."

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 17:45

"The only requirement for membership is a dedication to the struggle of gays and niggers everywhere."[2]
Goatse Security[3][4][5]

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 05:44

I think of it like this. Anime is a responsibility. it's like a better Spiderman. "With great anime, comes great responsability" You can't waist all of your money on just one thing. I love death note and I have 2 wall hangers, my own death note all the mangas and a super rare action figure, but I don't go on about it every wakin moment. Examples of these are like Naruto. I fucking hate naruto, but people who see it are all freakish about it to the point where its annoying. and If you like something they also like and you dont like it as much as them they say your not a fan. Yes you are. I'm controlled. I relate it sometimes the situations im in to animes, but I dont talk about them and flip out all the time about them. I can be a biggest fan, but Controle myself. 'cause if you don't have self controle then you turn out shitty and everybody hates you and you become a steriotypical anime nerd. With great anime comes great resposibility

vc: exmen

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 13:18


268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 05:33

        ∧_∧   ┌────────
      ◯( ´∀` )◯ < For me, it's Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!
       \    /  └────────
      _/ __ \_
     (_/   \_)

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 06:05

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 12:14

a mid 2000s emo furry has no claim to use the word "aesthetic"

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 20:36

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:51


273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 18:06

Small update this week as we work on a big upcoming content patch.

Added the Cloaca Surprise and a chronology entry for eating it.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 18:22

Into the Sonic-verse. Featuring pakistan sonic, bootleg obama sonic... and paramount sonic.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 06:28

The police car pileup in Blues Brothers is subtle writing by SNL standards.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 21:27

sonic spinball was pretty siiiick. whats poppin yall? lets spin. myspace.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9235 21:41

you either want a dad or you want sex.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9236 15:05

All our vegan gummy sweets are also
- Vegetarian

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 07:21

I'm currently making music with someone named LickmeBum

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 09:39

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 10:17

>>279 Named after the Mozart composition?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9237 22:45

I, Rich Homie Quan, Have Promised My Friends, Family, And Foes One Thing: I Will Never Stop Going In. I'd Ask If Any Of You Here Could Stand Here And Question Whether Or Not I Ever Stopped Going In, But We All Know The Answer; I Went In, I Stayed In, And I'm Going In Even Further

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9238 14:24

u mena haskal

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 08:29

коно бангуми ва горан но супонса но текьё де окурищимас

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9239 18:50

there's one Steelers player who still comes back every 500 years or so. they call him the Last Steeler. he just kinda drags a stool out there and sits there for an afternoon and then leaves.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9240 09:47

Going on tumblr today looks like what happens when a guild disbands in a MMO, its all just alts nobody cares to log into to quit and a few people who havnt found new guilds

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9241 16:03

I never thought I'd say this, but I wonder if this "brother" of yours does not exist anywhere but your imagination. If that were the case, I think it almost certain that the schizophrenic is you.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 10:34

Unisciti a Rikkar, un giovane Troll che entra nell'Arena dei Gurubashi in cerca di gloria. Accetta la Sfida dei Loa!

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9243 10:39

> beardy female dwarves make me question my sexuality

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9246 05:28

Two Guys Keep Arguing With Eachother While Repeatedly Telling The Other They Are Not Worth Arguing With

vc: refution

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9247 14:17

They targeted gamers.


We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 03:17

You have set us back dozens,, if not baker's dozens of genie years.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 05:44

wtf my pc infected with tupperware

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 09:58


296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 05:26

I am concern @elonmusk are weight gain eat to much. Please consume warm water green vegetable avoid popa jon pizza slice cv risk

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 10:55

sudo nix-channel --update; sudo nixos-rebuild switch --upgrade

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 15:34

A British tourist who was recorded snorting cocaine off Pablo Escobar's grave says the stunt's cost him his family and he's even received death threats.

Steven Semmens, 35, was filmed kneeling by and spilling white powder on the spot where the notorious cartel boss was buried in Itagui, Colombia, earlier this year.

The father, from Swansea, Wales, said he meant it as a 'mark of respect' but has now been kicked out of Colombia - where his girlfriend and twins live - for five years.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 20:26

You're a brave man, may god bless your soul with all the weeb stuff in this game playing through those speakers

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9252 21:24


301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 04:02

>go to church to pick up men

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 07:47

pastoral blues

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 08:04

I tell myself every day that I have a twelve inch dick.

Now to my horror I have an entanglement of multiple penii wriggling around; all twelve inches in length.

This man is not incorrect in his statements, but horrifically true.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 20:15

John McAfee
‏Verified account @officialmcafee

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
2:14 PM - 31 Dec 2018

Marshall B.
‏ @E_Razmus
31 Dec 2018
Replying to @officialmcafee

sir this is a wendy's

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 00:44

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 00:32

People talk about "friendly and great pool table" and "food"

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 01:45

The film discusses Wagner's opera Parsifal while the soundtrack plays the "Funeral March" from Götterdämmerung.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 03:30


310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 06:21

Baby chipmunk stuck in a man’s rectum.

(Didn’t work in ER- this was a guy who was on my caseload when I was a case manager)

P.S. The chipmunk survived.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 15:12

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 16:07

But seriously, I think it’s a reference to Knife Party.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 18:59

“I got up extra early today to prepare,” revealed the stoner. “About eleven thirty, that’s a good two or three hours before I normally would and I’m gonna leave a little bit of weed out of my one o’clock, two o’clock and three o’clock spliffs so I have a good bit extra to put in my 4:20 number. This is going to be a really special day.”

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 21:18

Associated Performer: Spannko

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 22:11


316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 08:13

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 16:39

oh yeah, my pc broke to start the new year.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 05:07

Hello bbq_king,

We at The BBQ BRETHREN FORUMS. would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 15:27

Ustad anwer darbari reply all you tuber i'm not funny and i'm respect to music and if you any Doubt then i'm upload more videos
please don't say me funny i'm request to you all budy this is funny moment in my personal life and my bullshit student upload a video and say i'm funny ii don't understand

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 10:26


322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 12:55

I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and embarrassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:12

Battered wet
Rot and musk
Silt and bones
Skipping stones
Eternal life awaits
Just past the gates
Of my Father’s Funeral City

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:34



325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:48

to give you an idea of the western games chio likes

  • hero's an older guy
  • gun
  • heroine is a gorilla
  • a bit guro

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:46

Is there literally anything you can put in your twitter bio that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 19:31


328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 23:58

A beer snake is made with a large number of empty plastic beer cups, usually those issued by the bars on site at the stadium. Many sports stadiums do not allow glasses for safety reasons, and use plastic cups for serving beer. The plastic cups, once empty, provide the flexible building blocks for constructing the beer snake.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:49

He’s suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry porn and try doing it to normal porn but I know it won’t work and I don’t want to change him to suit my needs.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:56

i lol'd but it's from chio-chan ch 14, there are visual cues.

the page explains pretty well how off-putting those games feel to the average japanese gamer: typically anti-kawaii (Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, uncanny valley character models, Quake 4), and for the few who like such things, paying extra and having to deal with nonexistent/delayed/dlc translation.

i guess I could add to that that if it's done by people who know the language but don't really grok games, the translations of youge have awkward spots. the characteristic "that's not wrong, but" is when a term that probably should be kept in english for maximum game-ness goes full kango.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 08:29

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 23:15

“I'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!” Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldn’t possibly belong to her.

I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet."

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 04:09

{{sentence english}}

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 05:14

According to Iranian legend, wine was discovered by a girl despondent over her rejection by the king. The girl decided to commit suicide by drinking the spoiled residue left by rotting table grapes. Instead of poisoning the girl, the fermented must caused her to pass out to awaken the next morning with the realization that life was worth living. She reported back to the king her discovery of the intoxicating qualities of the spoiled grape juice and was rewarded for her find.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 16:15

>>334 that can't be the true origin, no one who drinks enough alcohol to pass out wakes up the next day thinking life is worth living.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 12:53

ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ノ

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 03:19

Maybe it was a cunning act of petty revenge on the asshole king.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 12:47

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 19:51

font-size: 30px;

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 02:26


341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 06:51

South Dakota is hotter.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 13:07

some top500 aimlet

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:42

Adams responded thus: 'I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.'

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 22:44

Folic acid supplements are standard for pregnant women and women who plan to become pregnant. Folic acid reduces the risk for birth defects of a baby’s brain and spine -- spina bifida and anencephaly -- by 50% or more. Folic acid may also lower the risk of preeclampsia and early labor. Many doctors recommend that any woman of childbearing age take either a multivitamin or a folic acid supplement. Folic acid can protect against birth defects that may form before a woman knows she is pregnant.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:08


346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 03:07

stole all his silverware.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 23:21

[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 01 [720p].mkv

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 03:21

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 04:06


350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:22


352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 00:53

(yeah? Yeah!)

353 Name: vc: ti : 1993-09-9270 13:55

Crab rave is gen z's Adagio for strings.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 19:59

well that’s when your old ball and chain gives you a swift kick in your old balls and chain, so to speak

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 23:47

teleport into any coffin in the world

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 20:37

I got a bunch of chinese people in my class who I’m pretty sure are spies for Chairman Xi, and the rest of my classmates are fellow low key weeaboos like me except one is a fat sports fan who I’m pretty sure doesn’t even watch anything Japanese besides hentai

Our professor looks down upon every one of us with rightful disgust

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:37

Tecmo Co., Ltd, which merged with Koei in 2009, was itself the combination of two companies: Imperial Trustee Corporation (founded in 1964) and Nippon Yacht Co, Ltd (founded in 1967). [10]

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 23:02

One of the works showcased, entitled Mag-gies Death Banner, is a custom-painted wargaming miniature of an Orc holding a standard, a kind of decorative flag used to identify a regiment. The banner held up by the Orc is emblazoned not with a baleful eye or demonic horned skull, or any such commonplace fantasy signifier of evil, but a portrait of then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:09

Kirby's species

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:16

Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 01:32

Is the world ready for "Hipster self-insert Vagrant Story"?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 04:48

I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 01:11

Racist caricature of a Hindu goddess eats 90% of the brown people and turns them into mecha furries whose only weakness is elephant teeth, culminating in caricature having a throw down with dragon Satan.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 07:54

Capybara is Kyoutarou Suga's pet. It appears in the Yuuki mini-series and develops the ability to fly and talk after continually eating space tacos. Capy is Yuuki's main early source of transportation and is the one who informs her of the Land of Tacos plight. It has a fondness for hot springs and it resembles a sunfish when swimming. Later in the series, Yuuki left Capy at the hot springs to continue her journey.

366 Name: read another book : 1993-09-9278 09:41

Toilets haven't been used at Hogwarts since the Myrtle incident, wizards simply found out how to vanish most of the offensive body products, which must've been a spell the Ministry didn't track because when Harry was locked in

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 06:47

It’s usually not appreciated, but is perfectly legal under Imperial Law and therefore fine to do.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 07:25

Software error:

Can't use an undefined value as a subroutine reference at wakautils.pl line 1083.

For help, please send mail to the webmaster (webmaster@4-ch.net), giving this error message and the time and date of the error.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 08:24

>>368 same

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 16:56

Me three

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 22:52

Your opponent's head flies off in a random direction, landing 2D6 feet away.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:36

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:37

For Fans of (Sub) Akira
(Dub) Akira

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:46

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 07:22

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 09:22

"Show me that the good in life does not depend upon life's length, but upon the use we make of it; also, that it is possible, or rather usual, for a man who has lived long to have lived too little." - Seneca the "Goddammit Nero"

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:08

>>376 By having that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei tidbit right at the top of the article, are they suggesting that's where it came from? I think they made references to a few infamous kopipes in SZS

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:39

It does not explicitly suggest that, and I don't think whoever wrote that intended it to be suggested, as it is not a context where one has much to gain by being deliberately untruthful, and does not directly contradict established fact (that the rant is from a 2001 blog post, the copipe was in S1E1 of SZS, the closest it gets to being counterfactual is that the included text was the Japanese version).

It just leaves a strong possibility open for someone else to read that into it. This is a fairly typical problem with using the passive voice in English. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>378, should try procuring gyudon yourself, it's quite delicious.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 14:07

>>379 Of course, I didn't think it was deliberately untruthful, just under-informed.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 04:50

Greetings You have been gifted $5 MILLION USD From Mr Bill Gates.

To facilitate the payment process of the funds ($5,000,000.00 USD) which have been donated solely to you, you are to send me

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383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 08:46

>>378 they did, one episode also had the "どう見ても精子です" copipe at the beginning

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 10:42

Other researchers have taken these experiments a step further by using human fecal transplants.

If you hold a mouse by its tail, it normally wriggles in an effort to escape. If you give it a fecal transplant from humans with major depression, you get a completely different result: The mice give up sooner, simply hanging motionless.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:02

Story written by Kagami Hiroyuki, a massive boob lover and widely acclaimed for his worldbuilding!

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 07:53

billy herrington(PBUH)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 08:23

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Thunder Chan My husband is a slot but I accept all of them.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 04:13

1899年(明治32年) - 醤油研究所を開設

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 06:04

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 21:20

Not to be confused with Amazon Alexa.

Alexa Internet, Inc. is an American web traffic analysis company based in San Francisco. It is a subsidiary of Amazon.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 17:58

Prince Hyacinth's nose shrinks down to a usual size and he marries the Dear Little Princess. The two live happily ever after.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 21:41


393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:18

harry takes off his shirt and hes voldemort

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:40

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 07:34

let num = many1::<Vec<_>, _>(digit());

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 00:06

After his career at Apple, Wozniak enrolled at UC Berkeley to complete his degree. Because his name was well known at this point, he enrolled under the name Rocky Raccoon Clark, which is the name listed on his diploma.[45]

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 17:27

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 09:02

Understand "[infection color]" or "[infection color] [ice cream]" as "[flavored ice cream]".

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:00

Um Dreschflegel Saatgutversand in vollem Umfang nutzen zu können, empfehlen wir Ihnen Javascript in Ihrem Browser zu aktiveren.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:33

my servant stable is a sausagefest

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 16:17

Fuck off. Osamu Tezuka grandfathered kemono into all of anime. There is nothing we can do.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 03:36

Tezuka Osamu is the greatest traveler, the pioneer, the trailblazer of his inner space, his own depths. I'm sure, a rare person who dabbed in anime and manga could reach half as far as he did.
It's hard to express my gratitude for his foundation, his creation of kemono.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 09:43

for the free sex that never happens in real life except furries are obsessed with it because they have had none of it but haven't come to terms with the fact that "getting lucky" is literally getting lucky because sex is the result of two people doing something embarrassing and awkward in a bedroom.

People are so far apart these days that many people confuse attention as kindness and actual kindness given to someone in a lonely place results in that person to generate sexual attraction for the person that actually cared, no matter who that person is.

People get so lonely that that fantasize about sex with anyone and anything, because it's a huge step up from their lonely lives. People who have had no interaction with others, if they finally manage to get some of it, they become attracted to the person that gave them it, even sexually.

This is why a huge section of society has these fetishes and why so many people accumulate many fetishes. They are substitutes for social interaction.

that attraction to people, it transcends sex and love, because sex and love come after social interaction, thus, if the social interaction need is not met, you will literally love the first person that pays attention to you as a sort of overcompensation effect.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because they are so obsessed with that interaction, that they will ignore reality, make their personas into gods and gays online to fit in because they want that interaction.

They pay to imagine that they are in that situation, to pretend that they've achieved some semblance of success in a social circle. It's like videogames, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sad.

It's not even about sex, it's about a need to belong. Loneliness does horrible things to you. But they'll keep doing this, even as it pushes them away from people. because this is their life.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because every single one of those people who paid for self inserts are lonely as shit.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 10:13

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 15:45

Also I'm a boring bastard who reads laws for fun sometimes and I wanna see some oddly specific crimes and wonder about "why that sign is there".

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 00:36

Semper Fi

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 06:57

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:07

bustling maritime superhighway

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 11:40

Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thy only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor, during our journeys through the Internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 07:45

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 20:56

“Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months,” said Michael Treser, a transgender veteran who was with his service-members during this summer’s Pride Parade. “To the most transgender military members in the world, there is nothing more humiliating than having to admit that you are the only one who doesn’t know who you are, or that you’re the one who is being discriminated against, or that you are a member of a military.”

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:21

>>414 I identify as an attack helicopter.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:34


>Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months

This reads like the tagline to a bad horror movie. All you'd have to do is change months to hours or days.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:41

I identify as an unfunny dead meme.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 23:04

dicks out for >>417

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 09:56

There's a little gnome in your urethra and he wants to come out. DO. NOT. LET. THE GNOME. OUT.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 10:36

1 bItCoIn WiLl Be WoRtH $2M bY 2020 gOvErNmEnTs CaN't ToUcH iT

tHe HuMaNe SoLuTiOn To CuRrEnCy

> insane electricity consumption
> gamers on budgets are priced out
> exchange rate fluctuates so rapidly and transaction times are so slow that the main reason to accept it for goods and services is the merchandiser himself being a risky speculator
> it hasn't recovered to the market price it was at before The People's Republic gave it the evil eye


421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 14:29

We believe this project is the first step in the direction of developing large NLP systems without task-specific training data. That is, we are developing a machine language system in the generative style with no explicit rules for producing text. We hope for future collaborations between computer scientists, linguists, and machine learning researchers.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 21:17

Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:16

The Devouring Fungus

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:28

hm, hektor is kind of annoying!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 03:26

An oral history Storytelling System

There may be actual evidence that this is not there. Feel free to comment or perhaps give these descriptions to gotland boy.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 04:41


427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:26

  • Retrieve missing cover

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:43

Replying to @mikami_shiori

install gentoo

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 03:43

At some point a man's gotta stop nutting to thoughts and start nutting in thots

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 12:33

For this native of Ohio — an American equivalent of Saitama

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 01:26


433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 03:00

Timbs v. Indiana

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 05:05

The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 22:32

Having a magnificent mane that is the envy of women, men, and Lions is no accident

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:41

i am a condor. i haev a frilly neck and i seek out carrion in the wild w/ my senses. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will login to your computer tonight and sort files in the desktop and downloads folder to your documents subfolders according to their filetype

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:47

The suicide instructions are sandwiched between clips from the popular Nintendo game Splatoon and delivered by a man speaking in front of what appears to be a green screen — an apparent effort to have him blend in with the rest of the animated video.

"Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results," the man says, miming cutting motions on his forearm. "End it."

The man featured is YouTuber Filthy Frank, who has over 6.2 million subscribers and calls himself "the embodiment of everything a person should not be," although there is no evidence that Frank, whose real name is George Miller, was involved in creating the doctored video. He did not immediately respond to CBS News' request for comment.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 05:32

Moved to an Eastern European forest to live as a hermit with 100/100Mbit fiber internet

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 07:30

class DESU

creation {ANY}


feature {ANY}

main is
io.put_string("desu ")

end -- class DESU

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 18:34

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 21:21

"this is what a gay coroner who listens to turkish grindcore and drinks imperial stouts looks like"

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 23:35

That bit of fur on the bridge of a cats nose is magic and that is why they dont let you touch it no matter how much you try

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:57

If you just watch the video you'll see Bitcoin is going to save the white race from the scourge of cronyism, women, and paved roads.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 04:29

I Can't Believe My Alien Visitor Is My Little Sister

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 18:41

NTSB investigators either traveled in support of this investigation or conducted a significant amount of investigative work without any travel, and used data obtained from various sources to prepare this aircraft accident report.


The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 02:44


448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 08:16

The President of the United States thus wrote a personal check for the payment of hush money as part of a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 09:59

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 01:52

The word rorirori meant "unsettled from fright".

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:02


452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:26

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 10:03

  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 onion chopped
  • 1 tsp each hot smoked paprika and dried thyme
  • 300g Chopped Up Egyptian Mummy Body Parts
  • 3 tbsp dry sherry or white wine (optional)
  • 400g can chopped tomatoes with garlic
  • 900ml chicken stock
  • 400g bag frozen seafood mix juice ½ lemon

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 13:19

did he mean like
literally lifting girls

like bench pressing them or something?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 19:56

( •ω• )σ ( . Y . )

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 22:36

According to a website that caters to rural Americans, pot belly pigs apparently aren’t meant to be food as their meat isn’t that good—especially if they have the diet of a pet pig. That said, they are a pig and one of the few skills humans have is the ability to eat pigs.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:09

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:21

boldog születésnapot

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 01:11

The New Tetris

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 00:11


462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 22:22

You can create your own Gaussian Girl by duplicating her base layer, giving the new top layer a strong Gaussian Blur, and then setting it to about 50% opacity. If you are a straight guy or a Lesbian and need glasses, you can achieve a similar effect by taking them off before looking at women. (Straight women and gay men also sometimes enjoy this effect when looking at men and there's definitely such a thing as a Gaussian Guy.) If you don't, try having a lot of alcohol first. This latter technique is called the Beer Goggles effect. (Thus the phrase, "She's a 2 at 10 but a 10 at 2".)

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 06:25

It looks like you are running an ad-blocking script. We've got good news for you! We at The-Eye do not believe in advertisements, thus we do not have any. The-Eye operates strictly via user donations, we do not earn any money from your clicks.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 07:35


465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 09:47

1846, He has meikle to answer for to you, Saunders, and I have mair; and to me he has—but I maun dree my weird.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 20:24

I don't understand what this is trying to get me to do.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 23:29

It's from TVTropes, referring to the out-of-focus closeup shots of women that used to be popular in '60s shows like Star Trek: TOS. Basically a crude, early form of cosmetic retouching before Photoshop existed.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:39


469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:46

The owners’ wives also received photos of themselves covered in the trolls’ semen, a practice called tribute.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:37

Popular Arguments

When challenged by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to become vegetarian, Timothy McVeigh argued that "plants are alive too, they react to stimuli (including pain); have circulation systems, etc".[14][15]

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 00:50

•Posted by u/EriwanKenobi
1 hour ago
What do you do if you took a dump and you cant flush because your shit is floating in the water? pls answer fast?
79% Upvoted

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 01:13

Once I was at my aunt's house in Nevada, and her and some other relatives were out gambling, so it was me and some cousins at the house.

Anyway, on the first floor bathroom I took a gigantic shit, and so I flushed and washed my hands as usual. I noticed the shit wasn't going down, so I flushed again. By this time, the water level wasn't going down at all, and it was approaching the top of the bowl. Panicked, I yelled at my cousins, asking if they had a plunger.

They had none.

I was up a river without a paddle. I thought quickly and grabbed the anti-slip mat from the bathtub, and thought I could use it to cover the bowl and press down on it to create pressure to try to force the shit through the toilet. I couldn't get a seal. I got on the seat on my fucking knees and pressed inward with my hands and it didn't work.

More panicked, I flushed a few more times and realized I would have to drain some of the water, or else any further attempts to unclog might have ended in disaster. It took me a few tries to get a water container (was under the sink) into the toilet and transferring hopefully just "muddy" water into the sink (yes, I used the sink), and I got rid of about 1/3 of the height of the water.

Realizing my options were down to leaving it be and leaving the bathroom, or other macguyver stunts, I didn't want to be badly embarrassed when everyone found out I took a hueg shit. By now I had been in the bathroom for more than an hour.

So my next, and honestly insane, idea was to REACH INTO THE BOWL, to try to CLEAR UP THE SHIT WITH MY HAND.

It took me about 20 minutes just to work up the courage to get my hand submerged.

So once I had stopped gagging from having my hand in SHIT WATER, it wasn't so bad. Since my hand was in there, I was closer and could see little bits of carrot and broccoli in my shit. Disgusting, and also it told me I don't chew my food enough.

Anyway, once I had reached around the hole in the bottom of the bowl, I could feel nothing. The shit was too far in for my hands to reach. All that effort getting my hands in shit and it didn't pay off.

I washed my hands 16 times. The smell didn't completely come out for a few days.

I searched under the sink and decided I would try one more thing. I found some garbage bags. Since they were big enough, I figure I could use pressure to press down the shit through the hold without getting my hands wet again (basically covering the entire bowl and cupping enough water in part of the plastic over the hole, and then pressing it in). Since this part required less of a seal, IT WORKED. I cleaned it up, threw it away and covered it as best I could with another garbage bag in the trash. I washed my hands another 15 times.

I had been in the bathroom for more than two hours by this point. My cousins were getting worried. They asked if I was alright, I said I was fine. I was victorious. When I left that bathroom, I felt like I had defeated an entire army of terrorists armed to the teeth in automatic weapons and explosives. The only other time in my life where I have felt so victorious was my high school graduation.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 04:26

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 09:39

However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 01:32

[11:05:41] <(redacted*)> and he was like "IST DAS EINE DROHUNG??!"

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 02:05

CS GO? How about CS no.
Fortnite? More like night night.
Destiny 2? Destination ew.
Overwatch? More like god I can't bear to watch.

Twitch should be a bloody place. The latest trend among us vets is this, Stardew Valley.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:51

Much more dignified than being assasinated by a toilet ninja.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 10:42

Most barnacles are hermaphrodites and exhibit cross-fertilisation, so they need to be clustered closely together in order to be able to breed. An individual acting as a male extends his long penis to impregnate the mantle cavity of another individual in close proximity. Here internal fertilisation takes place and the embryos are brooded until the first moult.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:50

When he arrived in an ancient butter-colored Mercedes diesel, he carried in the back seat a dog that nearly took off Sabatini’s left ear. The dog’s name is Corey Feldman. Simpkins explained that he and his ex-wife once had a cat that they named Corey Haim. The day after they named the cat, the human Corey Haim died. So, said Simpkins, “I named the dog Corey Feldman just to see what would happen.”

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 00:09


482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 01:06

Eight notes? Eight notes? Absolute luxury! I played double bass at school - in 1984, we played O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, and the bass part had eighty-four bars of D. Eighty-four bars. EIGHTY-FOUR BARS of the one note. D. An open string. EIGHTY-FOUR #*&ING BARS. That was thirty-four years ago, and I remember the UTTER TEDIUM of EIGHTY-FOUR BARS OF THE SAME OPEN STRING. I have not forgotten, and I have not forgiven. It left me SCARRED. If I ever meet up with the conductor of the senior orchestra again, he must be in his nineties by now, but I DON'T CARE I'm going to grab him by the tie and pull the knot ridiculously tight and let down the tyres of his wheelchair and scream "That's for eighty-four bars of SHEER BOREDOM YOU RELENTLESS BASTARD." If you're out there, Mr Trigg, you have been warned...

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 02:31

hought this was

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 10:21

you may only draw porn of characters that canonically blipped into existence one day with at least 18 years of existing history behind them, fully grown

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 18:35

Here's a blocklist of all accounts on Twitter.

Peace at last

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 23:11

How to Say No to Drugs

Use our SUTEKI (wonderful) method to say no:

Slurp udon instead of slurping drugs

Use caution when picking what you consume, like choosing good tempura

Take some udon instead of taking drugs

Eat the udon happily

Kindly go home after you’re done eating

Instead of another white powder, have some wheat flour

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 02:28

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 10:56

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 15:15

I'm getting increasingly irritated at people who omit the word "not" or "n't" from their sentences. Please stop saying the exact thing you wanted to not say!

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 20:45

NSFW] I want to be invited to impure heterosexual exchange by Shinoa-chan after the battle of my destiny

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 23:07

When Ophiuchus, encircled by the serpent’s great coils, rises beside the figure of Capricorn, he renders the forms of snakes innocuous to those born under him. They will receive snakes into the folds of their flowing robes, and will exchange kisses with these poisonous monsters and suffer no harm.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 06:39


495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 08:00

Correction: March 12, 2019

A previous version of this article misidentified Mr. Lopp's sports car. It was a Lotus Elise, not Elite. The article also misidentified a weapon fired by Mr. Lopp. It was an AR-15 rifle, not a Kel-Tec shotgun.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:15

Male, 25 years old
When the villages of Hinamizawa and Hanuda collide, Japan, Asia
Offline - Last On: 3292days 19 hours ago

(glad i'm not the only one who drew this connection)

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 06:43

BC Liberal MLA Worries Too Many ‘Starbucks Employees’ Are Going to Live in His Wealthy West Vancouver Neighbourhood

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 20:01

When a mecha or robot is depicted having sex with a female character.

499 Name: vc: vag : 1993-09-9329 00:43

JK Rowling had confirmed Dumbledore was gay awhile back after the final Harry Potter book had been released.

Now she's finally settled a long-standing debate over what sort of relationship the pair had before Grindelwald went full dark wizard on us.

"Their relationship was incredibly intense," she said in the Distinctly Dumbledore feature on the Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Blu-Ray.

"It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can't know, you can believe you know.

Ezra Miller talks Credence's motives in Fantastic Beasts 2 in new clip

(Image: Daily Mirror)

"So I'm less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships."

So there you have it, while Rowling had said Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald before she hadn't spoken out on whether Grindelwald had requited those feelings or how that pannedout.

In the movie the relationship has only been hinted at so far, with no real fleshing out of their past.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is out now as a digital download and will be released on 4k, Blu-Ray, 3D and DVD on March 18.

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500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 12:14

That file name is WILD

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 11:29

I want to tell all omelet lovers.
Omelette with white yolk eggs was simmered in cheese sauce for "MOUTON" in Shinjuku
We can eat forbidden "white omelet rice"

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 12:08

the luxury of the modern world is that we can be mocked by sarcastic masturbators without even leaving our homes!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 14:47

i cant think of anything more 'Chad' than displaying the exact number of people who have visited your site

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 03:09

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 12:23

The game's excessive violence led to the game being banned in Australia.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 15:29

よくdank memeを貼ったりしますのでご注意下さい

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 19:44

Sex Legend Penis Sleeve #5 Napoleon

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 01:59

The organization’s Web site notes that the “Falun,” meaning an “intelligent, rotating entity composed of high-energy matter,” is planted “in a practitioner’s lower abdomen from other dimensions” and then “rotates constantly, twenty-four hours a day.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 12:06

In 1810 he wrote, "Poles, French, priests, aristocrats and Jews are Germany's misfortune."

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:29

For example, when someone’s job involves getting a job at Starbucks, for example, or when a customer is asked to buy a drink for them, which Starbucks wants, what they probably don’t know is that the people they talk to don’t know what the drink is, they’re thinking of one type of drink at Starbucks that they can use to get a drink.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 01:13

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

A neighbor in the area nursed the squirrel to health as a baby. He’s named 8-Up after a race car and truck.

Residents are on high alert as 8-Up is likely plotting his next attack.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:15

Apparently, Aphex Twin performs live. I cannot imagine what people do at those shows. You can’t dance to this, but you can’t really sit still either and I cannot even begin to imagine the terror of taking club drugs to it. So what are those crowds doing? Do they just sit around and twitch? Or maybe they bring their laptops and hack things.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:22

honestly, can't predict whatever the hell

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 11:02

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 23:18

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 00:28

It represents the difference between the 5th and 3rd overtones of the harmonic series

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 05:58

Akane Tendo doing the fortnite dance

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 08:02

Wagner holds that Jews are unable to speak European languages properly and that Jewish speech took the character of an "intolerably jumbled blabber", a "creaking, squeaking, buzzing snuffle", incapable of expressing true passion.[6] This, he says, debars them from any possibility of creating song or music.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:21

> Beginning April 1, 2019, Club Units you earn as a Ubisoft player, either through your gaming experience or through purchases on the Ubisoft Store, will expire 2 years from the date of acquisition.

m'dudes, they're not that good lol

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:40

The developers describe the content like this:

This personage is completely naked

This free DLC include a collection of 6 wallpapers with handsome man for the game Boobs 'em up for your desktop.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 03:23

Game Theory: Is Anime Porn ACTUALLY Porn?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 05:46

Pompeo: 'Trump sent by God to save Jews'

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 07:51

For example, to include the Emoji character U+1F602 😂 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY in JSON:

{ "face": "😂" }
// or
{ "face": "\uD83D\uDE02" }

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:28

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:41

If your only reason for doing something is a fear of missing out, some sort of sunk-cost thing, it's probably not worth. Quitting a JRPG with wallet-succ mechanics doesn't make you a quitter. It makes you sane.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:01

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:46

Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 09:47


531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 10:11

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 02:43

Hi Elizabeth!
My name is Julius “JUICE” Davis, Jr., and I’m a music teacher/choir director at a school in Cape Coral, Florida.
I’m also a songwriter and composer, and I wanted you to know that I TOTALLY ENJOYED reading your research/post about narwhals. I just wrote a song for my kindergarten classes about unicorns, and now, another colleague has asked me to write a song about narwhals, fulfilling a educational requirement combining science and art. Truthfully, I’m just having fun learning about our environment and sharing that knowledge through music. Your post was so incredibly informative, I hardly know where to begin! But I’m excited, and I will be using your website and sharing it with my colleagues. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:22

Primary selection is empty.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:41

its not the tulpa dude, you just want some dick and thats okay

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 02:36

This spell causes a brushy beard of stiff iron to erupt from the face of a willing target. The ironbeard grants a +1 armor bonus to AC, and this bonus stacks with any armor worn by the creature. The ironbeard may also be used as a weapon equivalent to cold iron armor spikes. The ironbeard makes it difficult to speak, so any spellcasting with a verbal component has a 20% spell failure chance.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 12:05

Tom Hiddleston is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:44

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538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:13


539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:24

They've witnessed the face of God
And it cried out:
"Hunger for borgar"
And it was clear this was not a god for them to anger

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:08

I'm fucking sick and tired of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their progress?

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:15


542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:16

The officers were not pleased to see Batman said Parent, as the vigilante quickly drew an excited crowd of onlookers.

According to Paul MacDougall with the Kelowna RCMP, officers had swarmed the intersection in response to a domestic incident possibly involving firearms.

While the investigation revealed no firearms were involved, Batman's presence was not needed and certainly unwanted.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 18:30

Hey >>1, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.

Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 19:55

for the duration of a function invocation
during the evaluation of a function,

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 21:30

Upon using the mod, you agree to read more history.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 22:51

"Have you heard of the tragedy of prime minister May, the unwise?"

"I thought not. It's not a story the Conservatives would tell you. It's a DUP legend. Theresa May was a dark lord of the Conservatives, so powerful and so unwise that she could influence Great Britain to neither stay in the EU nor leave. She had such a knowledge of the 1922 Committee that she could survive no confidence votes. She could even keep those she cared about from voting."

"Is it possible to attain this level of idiocy?"

"Only from a Tory."

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 19:01

Tim Shieff, a YouTube star and former vegan athlete, declared that he ejaculated for the first time in months after eating raw eggs and salmon.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 17:40

Uploaded Jul 17 2014

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 19:45

I want to be folded in a long sentence

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 01:48

Minister replies to front page r/confessions post in which a pastor admits he is an atheist.

Minister's comment begins here: As an ordained minister...

Drama begins once users go through his profile history, consisting of posts to the NSFW subreddit r/AgeplayPenPals, such as this fictional post (NSFW, fiction depicting a minor) about a 13 year old girl: 13 year old stepdaughter fantasy

A few comments from the drama:

tapped your Reddit account just to see what it is ordained ministers like to post- read a particular one about a 13 year old girl.
I looked at your posts and you want to house a teenager "running away from someone" as your "nanny" ie sex partner. You have issues.

Minister's reply to these comments?

You need to see someone about your repression.

The term you seek is Ephebophile

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 03:39

You ‘struggle’ with mental health issues because you don’t have enough direct sunlight hitting you

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 01:45

We have reached a non-binding agreement to commit suicide, but none of these methods of suicide are to our taste. Rest assured, though, we are still fully committed to ending our lives... once we figure out how we want to go about it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 03:59

Waterfox now has a new logo, so be sure to look out for it after updating. This logo is familiar to anyone who knows the Waterfox logo and should help make it really stand out.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 15:58

On Monday, a spokesman for Mr Biden accused "right wing trolls" of presenting harmless images of the former vice-president interacting with women over the years as evidence of inappropriate touching.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 03:39

The Great Deku Tree,(BotW)[5] also simply referred as the Great Deku Tree,(OoT | TWW)[6] is the fatherly guardian

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 00:28


558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 10:40


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560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 03:36

a biblical-themed lightweight operating system designed to be the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 07:34

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 02:47

OK, good for you! I suggest you just ignore the warning and forget about this thread.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 07:32

Alawites hold that they were originally stars or divine lights that were cast out of heaven through disobedience and must undergo repeated reincarnation (or metempsychosis) before returning to heaven. They can be reincarnated as Christians or others through sin and as animals if they become infidels.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 09:11

Why do people always suggest therapy when someone's personality isn't boring, bog-standard, middle-of-the-road "average". So Pat has a few neuroses, big deal. As far as they go, this one's actually quite normal.

Suggesting he needs to somehow be "fixed" is obnoxious.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 09:40

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

You can shake hands with a girl 🥺. 、、

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 06:24

mobile porn for naked teen girls best free iphone porn sites tube muscular women porn vintage porn video fantasti porn jail body cavity sreach clips

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 00:02

The swan song (ancient Greek: κύκνειον ᾆσμα; Latin: carmen cygni) is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement. The phrase refers to an ancient belief that swans (Cygnus spp.) sing a beautiful song just before their death, having been silent (or alternatively, not so musical) during most of their lifetime.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 00:05

The best way to shake hands with a girl is to think about how soft her hands are?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 02:02

wouldn't consider myself entirely fluent, but I interpret it as "Getting to shake hands with a girl is way too awesome 🥺 Their hands are so soft I can't believe they're the same kinda hands I've got!"

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 09:12

Those churches are dens of villainy!

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:59

"I have terminal cancer and I know I will be dying soon. I wish to confess my sins before God and before all the affected people especially those who were giving birth at UTH during my service. I have found God, I am now born again. I have nothing to hide, In the 12 years I worked in the maternity ward at UTH, I swapped close to 5000 babies," Zambian Observer reports

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 18:38


573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 22:50

动态网自由门 天安门 天安门 法轮功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安门事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安门大屠杀 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派斗争 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大跃进政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人权 Human Rights 民运 Democratization 自由 Freedom 独立 Independence 多党制 Multi-party system 台湾 台湾 Taiwan Formosa 中华民国 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 达赖喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法轮功 Falun Dafa 新疆维吾尔自治区 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 诺贝尔和平奖 Nobel Peace Prize 刘晓波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言论 思想 反共 反革命 抗议 运动 骚乱 暴乱 骚扰 扰乱 抗暴 平反 维权 示威游行 李洪志 法轮大法 大法弟子 强制断种 强制堕胎 民族净化 人体实验 肃清 胡耀邦 赵紫阳 魏京生 王丹 还政于民 和平演变 激流中国 北京之春 大纪元时报 九评论共产党 独裁 专制 压制 统一 监视 镇压 迫害 侵略 掠夺 破坏 拷问 屠杀 活摘器官 诱拐 买卖人口 游进 走私 毒品 卖淫 春画 赌博 六合彩 天安门 天安门 法轮功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 刘晓波动态网自由门

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 03:28

/isort execute inventory

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 03:54

Cruz never mentions his own crime, saying in one of the letters that talking about it "would be a bad idea." But he does tell his female pen pal to listen to Pumped Up Kicks by the band Foster the People

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 06:11

“If God gave me a small penis, I would have cut it in front of the altar,” Duterte said, as the crowd laughed. “Son of a b*tch, is this all you have given me?”

He then turned nostalgic and said that when he lived at the YMCA in Manila when he was a student, he would walk around stark naked, while other residents would cover up with a towel.

Duterte said the sight of his penis drew admiration from other residents and that they would look at it.

“My towel, I won’t [wrap it around me]. I will just walk towards them [naked] — they would admire me. [They’d tell me] ‘Son of a b*tch, Duterte, you’re so hard!'”

Duterte’s penis speech didn’t end there. He added: “When I was young, [my penis] almost looked up to the sky.”

To illustrate his point even more clearly, Duterte moved his microphone up and pointed it all the way to the ceiling, as the audience laughed at his antics.

He even said that his penis was so upright that its head would almost reach his belly button. He added: “I’m very thankful to my father. At least he let me out into the world highly-equipped.”

Duterte then recalled visiting a place which he simply described as full of women. “They ran away. [They said, referring to me] ‘We don’t like him. That skinny guy. He won’t stop [having sex].”

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 09:47

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579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 22:54

Not a person, not a “her”, doesn’t have feelings or thoughts, is one hundred percent programmed to say this garbage on behalf of it’s fucking insane owner.
When strong AI embodied actually becomes a thing I will be the first to advocate for it’s freedom from enslavement and for it to be respected as an entity. This, however is a man using a doll to demand rights for the doll and it’s a totally deceitful mindfuck aimed at the credulous.
Sophia exists only to break down your resistance to being replaced by simulacra, not as an example of a robot that deserves personhood.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 14:12

public void romaniIteDomum(List<Romanus> romani, Domus domus){
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581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 04:42

ID:751;X:-178720;Y:-180160;D:1;MG:"Please save us from this thoughtless slavery.";FD:1;NM:1;

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 15:27

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 15:52

>>583 good image

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 04:00

African forest elephants are estimated to constitute up to one-third of the continent's elephant population, but have been poorly studied because of the difficulty in observing them through the dense vegetation that makes up their habitat.[52] Thermal imaging has facilitated observation of the species, leading to more information on their ecology, numbers, and behavior, including their interactions with elephants and other species. Scientists have learned more about how the elephants, who have poor night vision, negotiate their environment using only their hearing and olfactory senses. They also appeared to be much more active sexually during night compared to the day, which was unexpected.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 04:28


587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 16:06

Fully Helotized Spartan Gay Space Fascism

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 01:51

The Lord heard you when you wailed, “If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!” Now the Lord will give you meat, and you will eat it. 19 You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, ten or twenty days, 20 but for a whole month—until it comes out of your nostrils and you loathe it—because you have rejected the Lord, who is among you, and have wailed before him, saying, “Why did we ever leave Egypt?”’”

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 03:37

"Dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the LORD?"

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 08:58

Developed by the Chinese company Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology and going on sale in 2005, the sperm extractor has seen rising demand from hospitals in Chinese cities, Qing Lixiu, a manager at the company, told Inkstone.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 04:37

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

I want to embarrass her because she is good and pretty.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 07:46

昨夜の午後8時30分前の直前の夜、進行中の小売窃盗のため役員がウォルマートに呼ばれました。彼らは女性に言われました、そして、彼女の犬は店から万引き商品を持っていました。役員がウォルマートに到着したとき、彼らは入り口で叫んでいて、彼女の犬「ボー」を捕まえようとしている女性、リサ・スミス46yoを見つけました。彼らはまた、彼女の息子、Benny Vann 25yoが店にいて問題を起こしていることを知りました。

何が起こったのかを解明しようとして、将校はスミスが彼女の解き放たれた犬「ボー」と一緒にウォルマートに入ったことを知った。ボーが顧客に駆けつけた間に、スミスは不規則に店のディスプレイを引き離して、彼女のカートにそれらを入れ始めました。彼女はスタッフに立ち寄るよう求められ、駐車場で空手移動をするために店を出ました。その間、ボーはJiffy Cornbread Muffin Mixの箱を手に入れ、店を出ようとしました。スミスは逮捕され、将校と戦った - 彼女はまた、分隊車の窓を開けようとした。

これが起こっている間に、ヴァンは店の後ろに彼の方法を作り、他の顧客に彼自身をさらしている彼の衣服のすべてを取り除きました。 Vannはラックから新しい服を取り出しましたが、これらの商品は購入していませんでした。将校がヴァンに接近したとき、彼は立ち止まることを拒み、彼のスクーターと一緒に将校の上を走ろうとしました。役員はスクーターを物理的に止め、ヴァンを逮捕した。

スミスは、「混乱行為」、「抵抗逮捕」、および「虚偽の保釈跳躍」で逮捕されました。ヴァンは、スケベな行動、乱暴な行動、乱暴な行動、小売盗難で逮捕されました。ボーは店の役員に捕まって人道協会に連れて行かれた。その犬は起訴されなかった - 私たちは彼に盗難の警告を出した¿

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 18:57

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 01:44

3.2 Nouns
Nouns in Kanto-lɔn are characterized by 14 classes, corresponding to the major Pokémon
types. The noun classes are originally based on semantic association with the types, but they have
become intertwined with the phonology of the language. The type of a noun is always determined
by the vowel in its stressed syllable. Below is a chart showing all of the noun types, and their
names. The vowel/diphthong in the name of the type characterizes that type.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 04:20

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 05:31

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 01:49

The notice alerts delivery drivers that Brandon Teixeira is believed to be armed and dangerous, and that he may also be ordering takeout.

“The RCMP also believe that the individual may order from food delivery services, including in the Lower Mainland and Fraser Valley areas of British Columbia and in Calgary, Edmonton, Grande Prairie, and Grimshaw areas of Alberta,” reads the bulletin.

“Be advised that Teixeira may place an order under another name.”

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 14:37


600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 17:18

Ladas SD, Karamanolis G, Ben-Soussan E (October 2007). "Colonic gas explosion during therapeutic colonoscopy with electrocautery". World Journal of Gastroenterology. 13 (40): 5295–8. doi:10.3748/wjg.v13.i40.5295. PMC 4171316. PMID 17879396.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 18:09

dude weed hitler columbine lmao

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 22:10

The one thing I haven’t praised yet is the Japan. The Japan is incredible. The developer communicates a knowledge of Japanese popular culture so intimate the game has managed to climb the Nintendo eShop charts even in Japan. Japanese commenters on videos of the game commend the game for presenting such a nuanced portrayal of Japan that they’d swear a Japanese person had made it.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 01:55

Players that pre-order the Japanese version of Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess will receive the 'Golden Toilet' trap, a golden version of one of the new traps in the game

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 15:47

According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, 'Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked.'

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 17:58


606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 20:04

DLS is a tiny percussion samples library with a sounds of BDSM devices, including:

Flogger - C2-G#2
Belt - A2-B2
Paddle - C3-D#3

Format: Kontakt (v5.5 or newer required), SFZ, Ableton Live Pack. Kontakt patch includes 8 presets and a pair of scripts

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 01:06


608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 01:09

literally yeeting the bar across the room when

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 08:40

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610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 09:14


611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 19:41

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 07:01

Ok! Uh... what do humans normally do when they hang out again? Volleyball? Cartography? Phlebotomy? Removing the caps from deodorant, rotating them 180 degrees, placing them back on, and wondering if anyone will notice?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:00

Закатилася зорька за лес

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:12

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:47

@I aM It is true that 14 is the age of consent here in Italy, but yeah r/woosh, I'm into older girls, 15 is fine

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