CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 04:02

>go to church to pick up men

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 07:47

pastoral blues

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 08:04

I tell myself every day that I have a twelve inch dick.

Now to my horror I have an entanglement of multiple penii wriggling around; all twelve inches in length.

This man is not incorrect in his statements, but horrifically true.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 20:15

John McAfee
‏Verified account @officialmcafee

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
2:14 PM - 31 Dec 2018

Marshall B.
‏ @E_Razmus
31 Dec 2018
Replying to @officialmcafee

sir this is a wendy's

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 00:44

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 00:32

People talk about "friendly and great pool table" and "food"

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 01:45

The film discusses Wagner's opera Parsifal while the soundtrack plays the "Funeral March" from Götterdämmerung.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 03:30

‘–Ø–G“®

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 06:21

Baby chipmunk stuck in a manfs rectum.

(Didnft work in ER- this was a guy who was on my caseload when I was a case manager)

P.S. The chipmunk survived.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 15:12

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 16:07

But seriously, I think itfs a reference to Knife Party.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 18:59

gI got up extra early today to prepare,h revealed the stoner. gAbout eleven thirty, thatfs a good two or three hours before I normally would and Ifm gonna leave a little bit of weed out of my one ofclock, two ofclock and three ofclock spliffs so I have a good bit extra to put in my 4:20 number. This is going to be a really special day.h

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 21:18

Associated Performer: Spannko

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 22:11

ˆ<math>\tan{A}\sin{N}</math>æˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 08:13

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 16:39

oh yeah, my pc broke to start the new year.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 05:07

Hello bbq_king,

We at The BBQ BRETHREN FORUMS. would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 15:27

Ustad anwer darbari reply all you tuber i'm not funny and i'm respect to music and if you any Doubt then i'm upload more videos
please don't say me funny i'm request to you all budy this is funny moment in my personal life and my bullshit student upload a video and say i'm funny ii don't understand

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 10:26

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322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 12:55

I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and embarrassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:12

Battered wet
Rot and musk
Silt and bones
Skipping stones
Eternal life awaits
Just past the gates
Of my Fatherfs Funeral City

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:34

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Vagoo

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:48

to give you an idea of the western games chio likes

  • hero's an older guy
  • gun
  • heroine is a gorilla
  • a bit guro

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:46

Is there literally anything you can put in your twitter bio that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 19:31

>>325
Tarzan?

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 23:58

A beer snake is made with a large number of empty plastic beer cups, usually those issued by the bars on site at the stadium. Many sports stadiums do not allow glasses for safety reasons, and use plastic cups for serving beer. The plastic cups, once empty, provide the flexible building blocks for constructing the beer snake.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:49

Hefs suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry porn and try doing it to normal porn but I know it wonft work and I donft want to change him to suit my needs.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:56

>>327
i lol'd but it's from chio-chan ch 14, there are visual cues.

the page explains pretty well how off-putting those games feel to the average japanese gamer: typically anti-kawaii (Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, uncanny valley character models, Quake 4), and for the few who like such things, paying extra and having to deal with nonexistent/delayed/dlc translation.

i guess I could add to that that if it's done by people who know the language but don't really grok games, the translations of youge have awkward spots. the characteristic "that's not wrong, but" is when a term that probably should be kept in english for maximum game-ness goes full kango.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 08:29

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 23:15

gI'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!h Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortezfs feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldnft possibly belong to her.

I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "Ifve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesnft look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we canft dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasnft a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasnft her feet."

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 04:09

{{sentence english}}

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 05:14

According to Iranian legend, wine was discovered by a girl despondent over her rejection by the king. The girl decided to commit suicide by drinking the spoiled residue left by rotting table grapes. Instead of poisoning the girl, the fermented must caused her to pass out to awaken the next morning with the realization that life was worth living. She reported back to the king her discovery of the intoxicating qualities of the spoiled grape juice and was rewarded for her find.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 16:15

>>334 that can't be the true origin, no one who drinks enough alcohol to pass out wakes up the next day thinking life is worth living.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 12:53

S( •́„t•̀ ;)É

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 03:19

>>335
Maybe it was a cunning act of petty revenge on the asshole king.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 12:47

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 19:51

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340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 02:26

Tennessee

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 06:51

>>340
South Dakota is hotter.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 13:07

some top500 aimlet

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:42

Adams responded thus: 'I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.'

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 22:44

Folic acid supplements are standard for pregnant women and women who plan to become pregnant. Folic acid reduces the risk for birth defects of a babyfs brain and spine -- spina bifida and anencephaly -- by 50% or more. Folic acid may also lower the risk of preeclampsia and early labor. Many doctors recommend that any woman of childbearing age take either a multivitamin or a folic acid supplement. Folic acid can protect against birth defects that may form before a woman knows she is pregnant.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:08

”÷“û

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 03:07

stole all his silverware.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 23:21

[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 01 [720p].mkv

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 03:21

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 04:06

seriously

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:22

SN-O8FRIMG-ARWA-44Q5-H79A-SVD9

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 00:53

(yeah? Yeah!)

353 Name: vc: ti : 1993-09-9270 13:55

Crab rave is gen z's Adagio for strings.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 19:59

well thatfs when your old ball and chain gives you a swift kick in your old balls and chain, so to speak

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 23:47

teleport into any coffin in the world

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 20:37

I got a bunch of chinese people in my class who Ifm pretty sure are spies for Chairman Xi, and the rest of my classmates are fellow low key weeaboos like me except one is a fat sports fan who Ifm pretty sure doesnft even watch anything Japanese besides hentai

Our professor looks down upon every one of us with rightful disgust

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:37

Tecmo Co., Ltd, which merged with Koei in 2009, was itself the combination of two companies: Imperial Trustee Corporation (founded in 1964) and Nippon Yacht Co, Ltd (founded in 1967). [10]

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