CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 11:29

I want to tell all omelet lovers.
Omelette with white yolk eggs was simmered in cheese sauce for "MOUTON" in Shinjuku
We can eat forbidden "white omelet rice"

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 12:08

the luxury of the modern world is that we can be mocked by sarcastic masturbators without even leaving our homes!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 14:47

i cant think of anything more 'Chad' than displaying the exact number of people who have visited your site

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 03:09

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 12:23

The game's excessive violence led to the game being banned in Australia.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 15:29

よくdank memeを貼ったりしますのでご注意下さい

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 19:44

Sex Legend Penis Sleeve #5 Napoleon

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 01:59

The organization’s Web site notes that the “Falun,” meaning an “intelligent, rotating entity composed of high-energy matter,” is planted “in a practitioner’s lower abdomen from other dimensions” and then “rotates constantly, twenty-four hours a day.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 12:06

In 1810 he wrote, "Poles, French, priests, aristocrats and Jews are Germany's misfortune."

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:29

For example, when someone’s job involves getting a job at Starbucks, for example, or when a customer is asked to buy a drink for them, which Starbucks wants, what they probably don’t know is that the people they talk to don’t know what the drink is, they’re thinking of one type of drink at Starbucks that they can use to get a drink.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 01:13

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

A neighbor in the area nursed the squirrel to health as a baby. He’s named 8-Up after a race car and truck.

Residents are on high alert as 8-Up is likely plotting his next attack.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:15

Apparently, Aphex Twin performs live. I cannot imagine what people do at those shows. You can’t dance to this, but you can’t really sit still either and I cannot even begin to imagine the terror of taking club drugs to it. So what are those crowds doing? Do they just sit around and twitch? Or maybe they bring their laptops and hack things.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:22

honestly, can't predict whatever the hell

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 11:02

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 23:18

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 00:28

It represents the difference between the 5th and 3rd overtones of the harmonic series

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 05:58

Akane Tendo doing the fortnite dance

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 08:02

Wagner holds that Jews are unable to speak European languages properly and that Jewish speech took the character of an "intolerably jumbled blabber", a "creaking, squeaking, buzzing snuffle", incapable of expressing true passion.[6] This, he says, debars them from any possibility of creating song or music.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:21

> Beginning April 1, 2019, Club Units you earn as a Ubisoft player, either through your gaming experience or through purchases on the Ubisoft Store, will expire 2 years from the date of acquisition.

m'dudes, they're not that good lol

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:40

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

This personage is completely naked

ABOUT THIS CONTENT
This free DLC include a collection of 6 wallpapers with handsome man for the game Boobs 'em up for your desktop.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 03:23

Game Theory: Is Anime Porn ACTUALLY Porn?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 05:46

Pompeo: 'Trump sent by God to save Jews'

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 07:51

For example, to include the Emoji character U+1F602 😂 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY in JSON:

{ "face": "😂" }
// or
{ "face": "\uD83D\uDE02" }

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:28

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:41

If your only reason for doing something is a fear of missing out, some sort of sunk-cost thing, it's probably not worth. Quitting a JRPG with wallet-succ mechanics doesn't make you a quitter. It makes you sane.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:01

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:46

Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 09:47

:clap:

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 10:11

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 02:43

Hi Elizabeth!
My name is Julius “JUICE” Davis, Jr., and I’m a music teacher/choir director at a school in Cape Coral, Florida.
I’m also a songwriter and composer, and I wanted you to know that I TOTALLY ENJOYED reading your research/post about narwhals. I just wrote a song for my kindergarten classes about unicorns, and now, another colleague has asked me to write a song about narwhals, fulfilling a educational requirement combining science and art. Truthfully, I’m just having fun learning about our environment and sharing that knowledge through music. Your post was so incredibly informative, I hardly know where to begin! But I’m excited, and I will be using your website and sharing it with my colleagues. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:22

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534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:41

its not the tulpa dude, you just want some dick and thats okay

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 02:36

This spell causes a brushy beard of stiff iron to erupt from the face of a willing target. The ironbeard grants a +1 armor bonus to AC, and this bonus stacks with any armor worn by the creature. The ironbeard may also be used as a weapon equivalent to cold iron armor spikes. The ironbeard makes it difficult to speak, so any spellcasting with a verbal component has a 20% spell failure chance.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 12:05

Tom Hiddleston is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:44

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538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:13

youtube-dl.exe

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:24

They've witnessed the face of God
And it cried out:
"Hunger for borgar"
"OMELETTE BORGAAAAAR"
And it was clear this was not a god for them to anger

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:08

I'm fucking sick and tired of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their progress?

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:15

(ᐛ)つ≡≡≡☆MoAr☆StArS☆)Д`)

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:16

The officers were not pleased to see Batman said Parent, as the vigilante quickly drew an excited crowd of onlookers.

According to Paul MacDougall with the Kelowna RCMP, officers had swarmed the intersection in response to a domestic incident possibly involving firearms.

While the investigation revealed no firearms were involved, Batman's presence was not needed and certainly unwanted.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 18:30

Hey >>1, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.

Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 19:55

for the duration of a function invocation
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545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 21:30

Upon using the mod, you agree to read more history.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 22:51

"Have you heard of the tragedy of prime minister May, the unwise?"

"I thought not. It's not a story the Conservatives would tell you. It's a DUP legend. Theresa May was a dark lord of the Conservatives, so powerful and so unwise that she could influence Great Britain to neither stay in the EU nor leave. She had such a knowledge of the 1922 Committee that she could survive no confidence votes. She could even keep those she cared about from voting."

"Is it possible to attain this level of idiocy?"

"Only from a Tory."

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 19:01

Tim Shieff, a YouTube star and former vegan athlete, declared that he ejaculated for the first time in months after eating raw eggs and salmon.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 17:40

Uploaded Jul 17 2014

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 19:45

I want to be folded in a long sentence

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 01:48

Minister replies to front page r/confessions post in which a pastor admits he is an atheist.

Minister's comment begins here: As an ordained minister...

Drama begins once users go through his profile history, consisting of posts to the NSFW subreddit r/AgeplayPenPals, such as this fictional post (NSFW, fiction depicting a minor) about a 13 year old girl: 13 year old stepdaughter fantasy

A few comments from the drama:

tapped your Reddit account just to see what it is ordained ministers like to post- read a particular one about a 13 year old girl.
I looked at your posts and you want to house a teenager "running away from someone" as your "nanny" ie sex partner. You have issues.

Minister's reply to these comments?

You need to see someone about your repression.

The term you seek is Ephebophile

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 03:39

You ‘struggle’ with mental health issues because you don’t have enough direct sunlight hitting you

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 01:45

We have reached a non-binding agreement to commit suicide, but none of these methods of suicide are to our taste. Rest assured, though, we are still fully committed to ending our lives... once we figure out how we want to go about it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 03:59

Waterfox now has a new logo, so be sure to look out for it after updating. This logo is familiar to anyone who knows the Waterfox logo and should help make it really stand out.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 15:58

On Monday, a spokesman for Mr Biden accused "right wing trolls" of presenting harmless images of the former vice-president interacting with women over the years as evidence of inappropriate touching.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 03:39

The Great Deku Tree,(BotW)[5] also simply referred as the Great Deku Tree,(OoT | TWW)[6] is the fatherly guardian

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 00:28

NPC
ID:42;X:-159360;Y:-160256;D:-1;GE:1;GT:1;GD:2;GM:20;
NPC_END

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 10:40

Yahoo!ジオシティーズは終了しました

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 22:46

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560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 03:36

a biblical-themed lightweight operating system designed to be the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 07:34

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 02:47

OK, good for you! I suggest you just ignore the warning and forget about this thread.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 07:32

Alawites hold that they were originally stars or divine lights that were cast out of heaven through disobedience and must undergo repeated reincarnation (or metempsychosis) before returning to heaven. They can be reincarnated as Christians or others through sin and as animals if they become infidels.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 09:11

Why do people always suggest therapy when someone's personality isn't boring, bog-standard, middle-of-the-road "average". So Pat has a few neuroses, big deal. As far as they go, this one's actually quite normal.

Suggesting he needs to somehow be "fixed" is obnoxious.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9349 09:40

女の子と握手できるの最高すぎる🥺おてて柔らかい同じ手と思えん!!、、
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

You can shake hands with a girl 🥺. 、、

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 06:24

mobile porn for naked teen girls best free iphone porn sites tube muscular women porn vintage porn video fantasti porn jail body cavity sreach clips

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 00:02

The swan song (ancient Greek: κύκνειον ᾆσμα; Latin: carmen cygni) is a metaphorical phrase for a final gesture, effort, or performance given just before death or retirement. The phrase refers to an ancient belief that swans (Cygnus spp.) sing a beautiful song just before their death, having been silent (or alternatively, not so musical) during most of their lifetime.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 00:05

>>565
The best way to shake hands with a girl is to think about how soft her hands are?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 02:02

>>568
wouldn't consider myself entirely fluent, but I interpret it as "Getting to shake hands with a girl is way too awesome 🥺 Their hands are so soft I can't believe they're the same kinda hands I've got!"

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 09:12

Those churches are dens of villainy!

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 16:59

"I have terminal cancer and I know I will be dying soon. I wish to confess my sins before God and before all the affected people especially those who were giving birth at UTH during my service. I have found God, I am now born again. I have nothing to hide, In the 12 years I worked in the maternity ward at UTH, I swapped close to 5000 babies," Zambian Observer reports

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 18:38

貯蓄

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9351 22:50

动态网自由门 天安门 天安门 法轮功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安门事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安门大屠杀 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派斗争 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大跃进政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人权 Human Rights 民运 Democratization 自由 Freedom 独立 Independence 多党制 Multi-party system 台湾 台湾 Taiwan Formosa 中华民国 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 达赖喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法轮功 Falun Dafa 新疆维吾尔自治区 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 诺贝尔和平奖 Nobel Peace Prize 刘晓波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言论 思想 反共 反革命 抗议 运动 骚乱 暴乱 骚扰 扰乱 抗暴 平反 维权 示威游行 李洪志 法轮大法 大法弟子 强制断种 强制堕胎 民族净化 人体实验 肃清 胡耀邦 赵紫阳 魏京生 王丹 还政于民 和平演变 激流中国 北京之春 大纪元时报 九评论共产党 独裁 专制 压制 统一 监视 镇压 迫害 侵略 掠夺 破坏 拷问 屠杀 活摘器官 诱拐 买卖人口 游进 走私 毒品 卖淫 春画 赌博 六合彩 天安门 天安门 法轮功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 刘晓波动态网自由门

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 03:28

/isort execute inventory

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 03:54

Cruz never mentions his own crime, saying in one of the letters that talking about it "would be a bad idea." But he does tell his female pen pal to listen to Pumped Up Kicks by the band Foster the People

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 06:11

“If God gave me a small penis, I would have cut it in front of the altar,” Duterte said, as the crowd laughed. “Son of a b*tch, is this all you have given me?”

He then turned nostalgic and said that when he lived at the YMCA in Manila when he was a student, he would walk around stark naked, while other residents would cover up with a towel.

Duterte said the sight of his penis drew admiration from other residents and that they would look at it.

“My towel, I won’t [wrap it around me]. I will just walk towards them [naked] — they would admire me. [They’d tell me] ‘Son of a b*tch, Duterte, you’re so hard!'”

Duterte’s penis speech didn’t end there. He added: “When I was young, [my penis] almost looked up to the sky.”

To illustrate his point even more clearly, Duterte moved his microphone up and pointed it all the way to the ceiling, as the audience laughed at his antics.

He even said that his penis was so upright that its head would almost reach his belly button. He added: “I’m very thankful to my father. At least he let me out into the world highly-equipped.”

Duterte then recalled visiting a place which he simply described as full of women. “They ran away. [They said, referring to me] ‘We don’t like him. That skinny guy. He won’t stop [having sex].”

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 09:47

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579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 22:54

Not a person, not a “her”, doesn’t have feelings or thoughts, is one hundred percent programmed to say this garbage on behalf of it’s fucking insane owner.
When strong AI embodied actually becomes a thing I will be the first to advocate for it’s freedom from enslavement and for it to be respected as an entity. This, however is a man using a doll to demand rights for the doll and it’s a totally deceitful mindfuck aimed at the credulous.
Sophia exists only to break down your resistance to being replaced by simulacra, not as an example of a robot that deserves personhood.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 14:12

public void romaniIteDomum(List<Romanus> romani, Domus domus){
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581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 04:42

NPC
ID:751;X:-178720;Y:-180160;D:1;MG:"Please save us from this thoughtless slavery.";FD:1;NM:1;
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583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 15:27

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 15:52

>>583 good image

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 04:00

African forest elephants are estimated to constitute up to one-third of the continent's elephant population, but have been poorly studied because of the difficulty in observing them through the dense vegetation that makes up their habitat.[52] Thermal imaging has facilitated observation of the species, leading to more information on their ecology, numbers, and behavior, including their interactions with elephants and other species. Scientists have learned more about how the elephants, who have poor night vision, negotiate their environment using only their hearing and olfactory senses. They also appeared to be much more active sexually during night compared to the day, which was unexpected.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 04:28

Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT PLANTS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT ANIMALS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT BUGS. Kill a bear and EAT IT, just EAT AN ENTIRE BEAR. KILL EVERYTHING. Descend into the DEPTHS OF THE WORLD and retrieve ANCIENT TECHNOLOGICAL ARTIFACTS. KNIFE-FIGHT a GIANT DRILL ROBOT and WIN. Be a COOL WASTELAND KNIGHT. Be a TWO-FISTED COWBOY. Be a HOMICIDAL NINJA TURTLE with an AXE and a SHOTGUN. SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES. Get into a GUNFIGHT with a HYENA-MONSTER and accidentally anger a HERD OF MAJESTIC HULKING DEMON HORSES with your crossfire. Fly into the air like a BEAUTIFUL EAGLE and then SWORD-FIGHT a GIANT DRAGONFLY. MIND CONTROL a TWO-HEADED BOAR and MAKE IT WEAR CHAIN MAIL and KILL YOUR ENEMIES. Encounter a LEGENDARY PLANT with an INTIMIDATING SKULL MASK and the ability to THROW FIERY DEATH FROM ITS HANDS. CONTRACT HORRIFYING DISEASES. Go to THE DEATHLANDS and discover that THE DEATHLANDS are called THE DEATHLANDS because they will KILL YOU DEAD. HACK OFF A ROBOT’S HEAD AND EAT IT. Get into a SLEDGEHAMMER DUEL with a ‘ROIDED-OUT SUPERCANNIBAL. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE that you BREAK A BOX OF CRAYONS attempting to figure out what it is. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY GIFTED that you can make an ACID GRENADE out of a PLASTIC TREE and a FOLDING CHAIR. Build your own FLAMETHROWER. Build your own LASER GUN. Build your own HANDHELD NUCLEAR BOMB and BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH IT. Collect MAGMA in a CANTEEN. Pour MAGMA into a pool of ACID to see what happens. DRINK MAGMA. TELEPATHICALLY LOCATE an enemy and HATE IT TO DEATH with your TERRIFYING BRAIN SORCERY. Have your LEGS CUT OFF and then REGROW YOUR LEGS and pick up your previous legs and EAT YOUR OWN LEGS. Encounter your EVIL TWIN and then summon six of your own GOOD TWINS to fight your evil twin’s SIX EVIL TWIN TWINS in a FOURTEEN-WAY PSYCHIC LASER DEATH RAVE and then BURN TO DEATH when all of the combined PYROKINETIC MIND FIRE from all of the TIME CLONES causes the ENTIRE MAP TO COMBUST AND MELT.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 16:06

Fully Helotized Spartan Gay Space Fascism

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 01:51

The Lord heard you when you wailed, “If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!” Now the Lord will give you meat, and you will eat it. 19 You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, ten or twenty days, 20 but for a whole month—until it comes out of your nostrils and you loathe it—because you have rejected the Lord, who is among you, and have wailed before him, saying, “Why did we ever leave Egypt?”’”

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 03:37

>>588
"Dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the LORD?"

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 08:58

Developed by the Chinese company Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology and going on sale in 2005, the sperm extractor has seen rising demand from hospitals in Chinese cities, Qing Lixiu, a manager at the company, told Inkstone.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 04:37

シオリちゃん良い子で可愛いので困らせたい
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

I want to embarrass her because she is good and pretty.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 07:46

昨夜の午後8時30分前の直前の夜、進行中の小売窃盗のため役員がウォルマートに呼ばれました。彼らは女性に言われました、そして、彼女の犬は店から万引き商品を持っていました。役員がウォルマートに到着したとき、彼らは入り口で叫んでいて、彼女の犬「ボー」を捕まえようとしている女性、リサ・スミス46yoを見つけました。彼らはまた、彼女の息子、Benny Vann 25yoが店にいて問題を起こしていることを知りました。

何が起こったのかを解明しようとして、将校はスミスが彼女の解き放たれた犬「ボー」と一緒にウォルマートに入ったことを知った。ボーが顧客に駆けつけた間に、スミスは不規則に店のディスプレイを引き離して、彼女のカートにそれらを入れ始めました。彼女はスタッフに立ち寄るよう求められ、駐車場で空手移動をするために店を出ました。その間、ボーはJiffy Cornbread Muffin Mixの箱を手に入れ、店を出ようとしました。スミスは逮捕され、将校と戦った - 彼女はまた、分隊車の窓を開けようとした。

これが起こっている間に、ヴァンは店の後ろに彼の方法を作り、他の顧客に彼自身をさらしている彼の衣服のすべてを取り除きました。 Vannはラックから新しい服を取り出しましたが、これらの商品は購入していませんでした。将校がヴァンに接近したとき、彼は立ち止まることを拒み、彼のスクーターと一緒に将校の上を走ろうとしました。役員はスクーターを物理的に止め、ヴァンを逮捕した。

スミスは、「混乱行為」、「抵抗逮捕」、および「虚偽の保釈跳躍」で逮捕されました。ヴァンは、スケベな行動、乱暴な行動、乱暴な行動、小売盗難で逮捕されました。ボーは店の役員に捕まって人道協会に連れて行かれた。その犬は起訴されなかった - 私たちは彼に盗難の警告を出した¿

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 18:57

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 01:44

3.2 Nouns
Nouns in Kanto-lɔn are characterized by 14 classes, corresponding to the major Pokémon
types. The noun classes are originally based on semantic association with the types, but they have
become intertwined with the phonology of the language. The type of a noun is always determined
by the vowel in its stressed syllable. Below is a chart showing all of the noun types, and their
names. The vowel/diphthong in the name of the type characterizes that type.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 04:20

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 05:31

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 01:49

The notice alerts delivery drivers that Brandon Teixeira is believed to be armed and dangerous, and that he may also be ordering takeout.

“The RCMP also believe that the individual may order from food delivery services, including in the Lower Mainland and Fraser Valley areas of British Columbia and in Calgary, Edmonton, Grande Prairie, and Grimshaw areas of Alberta,” reads the bulletin.

“Be advised that Teixeira may place an order under another name.”

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 14:37

LOCAL MAN IS GODDAMN INVINCIBLE

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 17:18

Ladas SD, Karamanolis G, Ben-Soussan E (October 2007). "Colonic gas explosion during therapeutic colonoscopy with electrocautery". World Journal of Gastroenterology. 13 (40): 5295–8. doi:10.3748/wjg.v13.i40.5295. PMC 4171316. PMID 17879396.

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