Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
Let's try to get along edition
haben't been here in a while
We are?
Yes we are.
bro you're swiss, you're gonna go march around in the woods and get drunk and maybe learn to operate an AA gun, it's not like you're american and a cold unfeeling machine of war is going to send you to die in the jungle
guess i'm adding geocities to my mental list of hosts that the obscure japanese homepage you're trying to find is now toast
being bisexual is like being a druid, if you aren't attracted exactly the same amount to both sexes then the true-neutral nature spirits take away your shapeshifting powers
bisexuals are just gayer faggots
>>782
Fuck, it keeps happening, ancient free doujin artist web pages who haven't put anything out since C60 going down, a genocide of our history of anime porn.
PEOPLE VULTURES
GOD APPROACHES
FINAL HEARING
DISAPPEARING
TAINTED VOODOO
HEADLESS GURU
Can a man of perception respect himself at all?
愛おぼえていますか
It's endless.
Screen shot of a team of noodly 18-year-old Korean esports guys, some of whom are slouched over with their wrists hanging off the desk, most of whom wear cheap glasses. Caption: This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No, I don't remember.
Scantily clad witches.
scantily clad witches(male)
by the power of gayskull
big titty goth gf(male)
captcha: cone
are they really witches when they are clearly airplanes?
that reminds me, being in an umineko-themed guild way back when was both crazy fun, but also, actually ushiromiya crazy, which was not fun
>>799
I can’t wait for the endless stream of Strike Witches content on the horizon.
can i get a scholarship by playing rocket league
Only finished seacats a couple months ago; the fanbase seems to have been a lot larger in the past compared to now. I wonder what I missed out on.
vc: inane
Womanhood.
I wonder how George Montagu-Dunk, 2nd Earl of Halifax would feel about the fact that his style now serves as an instruction to a swarthy Mohammedan to place an infusion of garlic and sweetened condensed milk atop one's beef pita.
having your sexuality that you've always tried to keep in the realm of memes violently and awkwardly thrust into the open
hungry but also lazy
"violently and awkwardly thrust" sounds about right
birds are a little bit like tiny people with no arms
humans are a little bit like like fat birds that have useless toes and can't fly
A lumpy girl.
My toes get the job DONE
When did people start using “epic” again? Are we back in 2005?
810 är din, 810 är din
I wonder what happened to all of the people i used to know on the internet...
old youtube recommendations: hey here's some things we think you'll like based on the things you've watched before
new youtube recommendations: hey remember that video you watched 2 weeks ago? here it is again.
Words/phrases I can no longer hear without immediately calling to mind some shitty internet joke:
Family guy funny moments
I'm doing something in secret that most people would consider immoral and would hurt others a lot if they found out. I don't feel bad that I'm doing the thing, but I do feel bad that I don't feel bad and frequently question whether I'm a sociopath. Is this weird?
>>821
Sociopaths generally don't feel bad about being sociopaths.
Always I have something neat to say to you guys but forget it before I get to a computer.
my current thought is usually some permutation of how miserable and lonely i am but i try not to post those too often so it doesn't become attention whoring
my goal in life is being the crazy wine uncle with a crazy wine aunt wife and crazy fetal alcohol syndrome kids
i am mad mad mad mad I want to kill i am mad
I wish I was a christmas cake onee-san with a gay younger brother
gymthot deadlifting an empty bar and not even doing it right
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, HO
i just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls
>>821
i too jack it to strictly vanilla hentai with hand-holding and kissing and no actual sex, your secret is safe with me
>>827
I'm pretty happy my mom didn't start hitting the wine until after I was born.
loudly playing amen breaks loudly playing them
4-ch is pretty good for connecting to public wifi
ha ha what the FUCK
NSDAP will rise AGAIN
gas all kikes now
what's it called when you're horny but like in your heart
you don't necessarily want sex, it would be nice, but the main thing you want is just someone to hold and cuddle and be physically connected with
Lonely.
Oh, thank god, I thought I lost the ability to shit today.
Cold cold cold cold
I'm in a restaurant I've never been to before. I went to the restroom and the urinal (one of those Duchamp style ones with a bowl that has decent capacity) is filled to the brim with ice.
Good thing I ordered the hot coffee.
Sleepy...
popping a boner from scheduling a date
not me, of course, i’m cool, but somebody
what a frightening thot
i don't remember saying that but it sounds like something i'd say so i'll give it a pass
>>821
I guess you don't feel bad because you don't think you'll get caught any time soon. Your fucked up hobby is neatly separated from your real life, hell, it probably doesn't even figure on your perception you have of yourself. You don't feel bad because you are a sociopath, it's just cleanly compartmentalized.
Practical joke idea: drive horse after horse into his bedroom and shoot each one dead. Do it until the whole room is three dead horses deep.
>>850
Yeah, the only way anyone could find out is if they monitor my online activity somehow.
I'm just wondering why I feel some confused anxiety over my own thoughts. Is it because I subconsciously worry, since I'm unable to fabricate the natural emotion of guilt over the act itself, I might not be passing as normal well enough?
>>849
I can confirm you aren't me. Hope you feel better knowing we're just sociopaths, not the same sociopath with multiple personalities or a crippling memory problem.
Or are we?
>>848
Every night I enter the secret area of VIP quality through the back door without paying D A D D Y C O O L any VIPCOINS.
starting to really miss w2ch
>>852 it was a quote with my nick attached to it in an irc channel
"i want to sit a cute sissyboy on my lap and massage his little twink body"
like i said, don't remember saying it but it sounds like something i'd say
I feel like every few years or so, the Tokyo Met Orchestra records a new Dragon Quest album.
gf: Fancy gan tae the pictures tae see Venom?
me: Nut!
"The soul is like a bowl of soup, and our impressions are like a spoon getting out a sip. If the soup is a transparent substance of a particular refractive index, the spoon appears to be bent, but it isn't. I am hungry. Pasta la vista, baby." -Epicziti
If I somehow caught the gay, you'd be first pick for man-wife. Manwife. M
I'm sitting in the library working and someone near me has a fucking cheeseburger.
I CAN SMELL IT
Here’s a feature for your hip new messaging app: trap cards. You send a message, but it’s hidden until they send something to you. If you accurately predict what your friend is going to say then you can respond in advance, but if you don’t you just look like an idiot.
Here's a feature for your hip new messaging app: give up! Just fucking stop it, stop it you bastards, stop making bad email and IRC clients that require a separate chrome executable that is locked to your website as a "native" "client". Just put down your macbook, take off your pants, and march into the closest woods to San Francisco and beat rocks together to make trowels and arrowheads to hunt/gather.
You know that one thread at the top of the Personal Issues board? The OP's name is "warez otoko". I like that name so much, I think I'm going to steal it.
"Kopii sofuto man" doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.
Incidentally, the Japanese Wikipedia article on warez mentions they call people in the scene "warezers" locally. (Japan doesn't have much of a scene so this basically just means people who upload shit on P2P networks.)
What's easier? Learning Chinese before Japanese, or learning Japanese before Chinese?
>>867
Chinese has considerably simpler grammar, but the tones might be hard if you don't already speak a language that has them. If you only want to read it though, Chinese, no context.
Comedy answer: Pay homage to that wise 16th century king who decided kanji were retarded and learn Korean.
I meant no contest, but I also have no context.
>>867
Learning Classical Chinese to own the vernacularists.
>>867
I'm someone with a decent grasp of Japanese who isn't intentionally learning Chinese but has a lot of incidental contact via internet/vidya with Chinese people and its kind of funny. A lot of times I can understand pretty well the meaning they're trying to convey without having any idea how to read or pronounce what they're writing. In Chinese they often use 子 as a suffix to nominalize certain things (靴子, 旗子) that in Japanese the noun for that thing would just be the first character and it makes it look to me vaguely like a girl's name.
♿ONE♿LAST♿RIDE♿
What am I?
>Do not playback the system update file on any speaker or headphone system as this could lead to damage to the equipment and/or hearing loss. The system update file doesn’t contain audio that’s intended to be listened to. Neither Korg nor any of its affiliates will accept responsibility for any damages, personal loss or injury that may result from playback of the file.
This just makes me want to listen to it for 10 hours
>>874
literally Communists
(but to be fair, nearly every regime before them pulled something or other in that regard too)
My ears hurt and I can’t sleep and I want to die
>>878
I see you listened to the system update file through earphones or other playback device.
VC: pain
>>877
usually the 'something or other' was just inventing 10-20 new characters for shits and giggles, though
Just fucking kill the shit out of me.
>>880
'"There are more kanji in the Japanese language than stars in the universe."—Dekinai-chan'—Neil deGrasse Tyson
Writing a compiler, for my toy language, in my toy language, targeting lua, for some reason
Who knew GameLife was brought to a swift end, not for its puerile quality and constant infighting but because its host was making death threats to his school
It wasn't clear to me, either, that it was meant to be a Fark headline sorta thing, but I do feel bad for the OP that there's more threadshitting than thread.
Loads of threads take time to get properly started. Either that or they quietly steer themselves in the natural direction.
Is it really Wednesday?
It took 5 seconds to google Waynesville Daily Guide uranus - the clue that it wasn't made up was that Uranus jokes aren't very funny
Go eat some FUCKING biscuits, you SLUT.
cute boy waiting for you with some hot massage oil and a big ass steak when you get home from the gym
Captcha: Waizzable
If you're wanting to play dead meme bingo for some reason, there's a winner every 20 minutes on Dalaran-US Alliance /2
I really don't recommend it tho.
angry about being angry
Ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one
how do i make money with no effort, i dont want to be a wageslave but im also sick of being a broke NEET
Music collection from "Umineko When They Cry" for Clarinet Quintet and piano and one guy on the drums, please
big ALI PROJECT mood
>>897
i was going to say sucking dicks, but that's probably a lot of effort too.
>>900
no no that's fine, but keep going, where do i find people who will give me money to suck their dicks
I'm worried about whether I ruined 4ch by linking it on 8ch.
I haven't done enough research to properly tell and it's still subjective.
Why am I still going to this site?
Captcha: loseer
>>906 I thought it was going to be terrible with people coming here from that DQN tumblr but it wasn't too bad at all!
funny number time
what a shame google celebrating SPORPSBALL on their webpage today
if I moved out of America the two things I'd miss the most would be peanut butter and baseball. I could do without everything else, even my family.
>>914
We have peanut butter, both kinds (smooth and crunchy); come one over.
>>914
Japan is the only foreign country that seriously plays baseball. They probably have peanut butter too, isn't that everywhere nowadays?
the tune could be kind of fire if not for the vocalist having poor tone and the lyrics being even worse
I like going to rap instrumentals on youtube and reading the lyrics people write in the comments.
reading steam patch notes
something something crash workaround for AMD on windows
i'm not on windows and i don't use AMD, why the fuck i need to download this
>>919
I know you're being facetious but do you know how much more work it would be to have multiple versions of your software, some of which only apply under specific hardware configurations, and push them out accordingly, compared to just shipping the same software to every user unconditionally? Answer: A fuckin' too much
fuck work
I am the oniichan
>>922
Then Valve's already shitty support would be crumbling under the burden of OSS nerds in their mom's basement raging at them that Steam didn't compile on their Raspberry Pis running GNU Hurd with -funroll-loops enabled.
Also shady russian profiteers would make hacked versions of Steam that instantly drop trading cards they can sell without even having to leave the games open.
>>922
In absolutely no way does that solve this distribution problem
> the melody is note for note the same as a 2hu that you probably never heard but nobody could possibly believe you
god DAMN it
back to the drawing board then
at least it can be a remix when i get around to it
An autism tour de la force
you must post the 2hu now
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>926
Don't worry, ZUN's probably said "Shit, this melody is note for note the same as a Beethoven that I probably never heard but nobody could possibly believe me"
Then he went ahead and put it in his game anyway, multiple times
At the grocery and one of the store employees is whistling Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory/Battle Hymn of the Republic while unloading stuff from a pallet and stocking shelves. That really stuck in my head for some reason. I wonder if he even knew what the song was, or it was just a melody he'd heard somewhere, idly whistled to pass the time.
I was around for the very first Current Thoughts thread, I am a part of DQN history!
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20181015-OYT1T50052.html
Ibaraki police are looking for a Love Live itasha involved in a hit-and-run
>>928
I was thinking of something like Shimomura-like, perhaps with a Dvorak-like texture, and a little FF6 (one of the town themes)
And got the A-part of Eirin's theme, which I can't have heard because I am not good at outsmarting boolit
course - English
cours - French
kuuru - Japanese
cour - American
All's well that ends well. Well well. Well? well.
Dang, what was that DJ Sharpnel track with the war face sample?
I know that the people will complain that linux had done that since forever or whatever, but I'm really excited about trying the stupid dark theme on the new macOS. It only took them like fucking 10 years but they finally did it. Oh boy did they do it.
And it looks a lot like arc-dark too, so everything will be sort of consistent across computers.
A labyrinth within.
Vinesauce is such a guilty pleasure for me. Or maybe pleasure isn't the right word. Vinny is really the only member I can stand, and every time I
watch one of his videos I think "man this guy is so annoying and stupid, why am I watching this". And yet I keep watching them, I guess for lack of any better entertainment.
Try harder next time.
>>944
I liked the corruption game streams, but boy did that gimmick grow stale fast.
I saw my 3 day old meme on NYPost and felt good man
In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest
Girl in my class talking about incels. The internet was a mistake.
>>952
Incels existed long before the internet, the Royal Society in London used to be (and probably still is) a pretty good place to find them
Tewi: EIRIN IS 100000000 YEARS OLD!!!
vulgar, stupid man with a shoe mentality
gonna watch death of stalin by myself because none of my friends fuckin appreciate Iannuci
>>956
that sounds better than watching it with your boomer mom who has to pause every 2 minutes and ask "now who is that guy again?" "what's 'USSR', I thought this is in Russia?" "who is Stalin? what war is this?", like I did.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
in soviet russia, movie explains your mom to you
>>956
It was good. I saw it in the theater with only my seat and another filled by someone who was clearly a contemporary party faithful. The girl taking tickets called it “death of stay lenn?”.
The Communist Manifesto is really about just how much Karl Marx wanted to avoid getting a real job.
Fuckin' mooch.
>>960
Works that are "by Karl Marx" are actually Friedrich Engels putting together a cohesive political theory inspired by Marx's drunken notes.
moby dick is boring as shit and only has its status as a "classic" because english teachers have some kind of collective fetish for making schoolkids suffer through 1000 pages of boring shit because the whale is an allegory for human nature or whatever
>>962
It is even less subtle than that, the book is about fucking homos who like naked sweaty men physically exhausting themselves to catch a giant white sperm whale. It is the most boring bara doujin ever written.
>>962
The book is barely about Moby Dick, it's mostly about whaling, whaling, and more whaling. Moby Dick only really comes in at the end. That said, I enjoyed it since I knew what I was getting into and wasn't forced to read it.
the surprisingly enduring meme about an indecent proposal
Любови нет,
А если есть,
То не у меня
if you actually stole "Steal this album!" you're peak boomer
Copy this SoundCloud m3u!
Found a random youtube channel with under a thousand subscribers, videos aren't that great but I see he's linked his myanimelist page. So I go to check on it only to see that I am apparently friends with him on MAL?? I only have like 5 people as friends on MAL, what are the chances!!! This is fucking me up mannn
WTC did WTC. It's right there in the name, people.
This life is exhausting.
Respond, damnit. I don't want to die alone.
what's a nagito komaeda and what's so funny about it
Fashy flash
Panshy frash
Can't stop listening to king gizzard help?
Life hack: use a hatchet to remove any limbs you don't think they need
why does the government keep a database of what all of our babbyjunk looked like when we were 0 in the first place.
cishets hate him: eradicate transphobia with this one simple piece of legislation
tfw no state appointed boyfriend
I don't remember anything that happened this summer.
trying out this lastfm thing and my "neighbors" page is a sea of anime avatars
>>989 I used to love last.fm but haven't been there since they updated everything and got rid of Groups
Tomorrow I'll be a rabbit
Tomorrow I TEWI TEWI TEWI TEWI
Rabbit Rabbit.
The lunar rabbit mythology of East Asia and USA's moon missions and the Japanese word for it being "usagi" is one of history's happier coincidences.
What will the new thread bring, I wonder.
the Let's Get This Bread, Queers community
Poetry is hard...
po po po popopoyo po po po
naru hodo yoji ja ne no poyo
daijoubu daijoubu
poyo poyo poyo po po~
That melancholy glow that lingers in the west after the sun has already sunken below the horizon.
Good night, thread.