Lets write an academic paper [Research] (41)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 01:03

Lets write a DQN Quality paper.

>>7 Title
>>16 Subtitle
>>11-15 Authors
>>6 Institution
>>2 Publishing journal
>>3-5 Indexing keywords
>>8-10 Abstract
>>17-23 Introduction
>>24-30,31-40,41-50 Body paragraphs
>>50-55 Figures, equations, etc.
>>55-60 Concluding paragraph
>>60-65 Refrences

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 01:58

Modern Aviation and Sexology Daily

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 04:38

Compressible flow, Von Kármán nose cone, Tarragon, Cowper's gland

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 08:07


5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 08:41

Japan, Parahistory, Censorship

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 12:43

Saitama Institute of Technology

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 19:48

The Effects of Astronomical Bodies on Imouto's Local Solutions to Rankine–Hugoniot Equations.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 08:41

We herein present a proof of the existence and smoothness of the Navier-Stokes equations via a new method of manipulating Calabi-Yau manifolds, which in turn leads us to a disproof by contradiction of the Collatz conjecture; four separate, independent proofs of the Jacobian conjecture; a complete decipherment of Linear A; a method of determining whether or not a book is worth reading based on its cover alone; and an entire new field of mathematics which we hereby name "Weird Calculus".

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 01:19

We completely and utterly fail to present any convincing arguments, but at least there's some nice text art.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 10:29

We make no attempt to clarify anything in the field. Astute readers may notice the complete lack of content and coherence in this paper.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 11:16

Punctual Gomez

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 11:16

Punctual Gomez

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 11:24

Tiddles the cat

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 12:59

Paul Erdős

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 14:06

Punctual Gomez

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 15:08


17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 15:57


18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 16:30

Your feeble minds may not want to confront the truths offered in this paper. You may instinctively consider it "bullshit," "racist," or even ""incoherent gibberish."" But we urge you to keep an open mind. The secrets contained in this paper have the potential to recalibrate your life, if not all of post-industrial society.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 18:42

The first section (pages 4 through 309) details the efforts undertaken in order to achieve a high score in the popular video game for the PlayStation games console, Pepsiman.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 07:01

The second is aimed at answering a question that has plagued physicists for decades: how come He-man don't want me, man?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 08:52

There are also 19 scat jokes hidden on every page, try to find them all!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 10:50

If you get bored, the back pages (appendix 3) contains a word search, dot-to-dot, and a completely accurate tax return to fill in

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 11:39

Please direct any questions, comments, or complaints to:
Aima Bigge Phatbutte, Esq.
420 Blazing Dr.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungayourmomeatsshitforbreakfasthoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 14:48

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (huh?)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (brr)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy Balmains, ayy (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 18:09

Save that for the follow up paper, it's beyond the scope of this research

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 18:21

[Editor's note:

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 00:46

That's actually what they say right in the paper. We didn't put that in.]

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 17:37

While the butterflies form a monophyletic group, the moths, comprising the rest of the Lepidoptera, do not. Many attempts have been made to group the superfamilies of the Lepidoptera into natural groups, most of which fail because one of the two groups is not monophyletic: Microlepidoptera and Macrolepidoptera, Heterocera and Rhopalocera, Jugatae and Frenatae, Monotrysia and Ditrysia.[2]

Although the rules for distinguishing moths from butterflies are not well established, one very good guiding principle is that butterflies have thin antennae and (with the exception of the family Hedylidae) have small balls or clubs at the end of their antennae. Moth antennae are usually feathery with no ball on the end. The divisions are named by this principle: "club-antennae" (Rhopalocera) or "varied-antennae" (Heterocera).

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 18:46

Typically European "home" internet videos have tried to imitate the calm, sober style of news reports on European television; at worst they tend to be somewhat shaky handcam footage without narration. Only recently has the "American" trend of "youtuber"-style videos become more common.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 04:36

In the early 1980s, Arthur T. Murray wrote a shitty Markov chain in Forth, and immediately realized that he was the greatest AI researcher and philosopher in history. In his great modesty, he decided that every human being on the earth needed to know about his revolutionary theory. Unfortunately, at the time, he was limited by how fast he could write and mail letters. However, with the dawn of the internet, he was finally able to reach an audience of millions. Of course, no one has ever, or ever will care about his mentifex project, but he can be credited with probably the first use of the word ``meme'' in its modern connotation.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 14:19

If the anime of the book was good, the cover is supposed to have a sticker saying so, and if you espy this it is therefore worth reading for extra detail. Otherwise, there was not enough for infallible kantoku-san to go on and in shame the publisher is forced to recoup the losses from the wallets of the charitable.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 16:21

Before we go any further I'd just like to remind you to go ahead and like and subscribe to stay up-to-date with quality content like this paper. I'd also like to thank our friends at Geico for helping us make this research possible. Anyway, hit that notification bell and let's continue on!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 05:48

Under the moon loli to issho.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 11:12

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, O Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, O Lord.

-Genesis 17:13

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 14:36

Nothing can be without flaw. The superstructure is riddled with cracks.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 02:44

The subject, a female of nine years, responded to pain in a curious way. Rather than cry out, she laughed and danced. The greater the pain, the more frantic the dance. After we detected high radiation levels from these frantic dances, we aborted the experiment.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 03:51

Imagine sitting around for a month shooting at Tallstriders and raptors until you hit 20. MMORPGs are a terrible setting for your fantasy story because MMORPGs are boring and lack diversity, imagine if JRR Tolkien has said gand then they spent a week grinding the same model and texture ork on a mostly flat plane with some mountains they can clip up until they were high enough level to enter the raid that would be the next four months until every guild member had all the best gear.h

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 04:13

*trap airhorns*

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 11:11

Smoke weed every day.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 11:51

So say Brother Nathan.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 15:53

Hiding my view of
winter's new raiment: zoomed-out
Lalafell at night

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