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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 21:49

key lime yogurt yeaaaah boyeeeeeee

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 22:28

feeling a lot better about life in general after finding out they still call each other faggots and homos on /hm/

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 02:25

Good night, sweet Gachapin

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 08:52

I wonder if anyone will notice...

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 09:49

boobs

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 11:33

nice font

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 16:25

4k on a 15.6" laptop is actually worth it. Never woulda guessed.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:00

Leftism boils down to "I'm lazy, give me other people's shit."

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:17

please excuse >>9's unprompted diatribe on leftism, his programming forces him to regularly post shit on boards he frequents. again, i'm sorry for >>9's crappy programming, he will be fixed soon and this won't happen again.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:27

>>9 Seems like a glib over-simplication from an "us-vs-them" mindset - I've also heard thousands of likeminded people say the same old thing and that's why it's boring to hear about. Not informative, fresh, enlightening, entertaining or interesting - wasting everyone's time, which is the worst sin.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:48

>>10
>>11
NPC beep boop

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 17:52

>>12 NPC is the new buzzword from the echo chambers for mindless drones to parrot at each other

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 18:17

Boobs...

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 18:26

Is "bot" no longer in vogue?

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:01

>>15
different groups, I think

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:06

It all boils down to calling other people normalfags

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 19:07

I noticed! Nice touch.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 20:55

>>15
It signals your love for video games, it's a meme by gamers for gamers.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:05

DON'T TOUCH ME

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:15

>>17
There is nothing new under the sun.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:27

back in my day we just called them P-zombies

I've also been calling people NPCs for years, usually in reference to actual video games where people are playing like shit and may as well be mobs. Now it's not cool anymore and I have to find something else to call the chink fuckers swarming every MMO.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:33

>>21 ecclesiastes is my favorite book in the HOLY fucken bible (son)

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 21:38

>>22
it's odd, if someone had said in an FPS 15 years ago that i was a bot, i would have probably understood it to mean my aim is suspiciously good, not that literally everything i'm doing is scrubtacular

and i don't think i ever heard a standard term of derision for nubcakes in 8 years of FFXIV, even though you meet shitters in there every day

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9185 22:33

>i don't think i ever heard a standard term of derision for nubcakes in 8 years of FFXIV

"mentor" is pretty accurate imo

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 00:43

>>25 well, you're not wrong, but... i guess not enough people are right

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 02:07

>>23
Mine too. Along with Job.
>>22
P-zombies as in philosophical zombies?

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 07:49

if my name was charles i'd go by char

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:35

It is my name.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:40

chuck chuck bo-buck
bo-nana fana...

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 09:59

me on the outside: strongfat working class tradie-looking motherfucker with 5 o'clock shadow by noon
me on the inside: I just want to be cuddled and lay my head on someone's lap and go to sleep while they stroke my hair and scratch my ears
me even more on the inside: all I ever really wanted out of life was to be a gay raveslut in the early 90s

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 16:02

Cute girl cuddling you and laying your head on her lap and stroking your hair and scratching your ears while you go to sleep.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 16:31

The internet is fucking weird.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 18:07

>>32
and then frosting a cake with her butt.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 18:47

i love frosting

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 19:11

hashtag believe all nutjobs

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9186 19:50

If you don't do things, then those things don't get done.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 02:22

"You're tearing me apart!" but the original.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 02:58

playbacks of rotter tarmination have disrupted the universal balance

(not enough ガッ)

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 03:59

>>27 That meme started when a survey got out around imageboards which indicated that a lot of people have never experienced thought in words. In other words, yeah, basically P-zombies.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 05:45

Mii plaza except instead of Miis wandering around it's memes

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 07:24

what's with the fucking pictograms, why can't they just use actual words and write "narrow bridge ahead"

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 19:48

>>42
Less fidelity at long distances. Takes longer to read it. Longer still if you don't even read the language.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 19:59

I like how much personality the Japanese slippery road sign has, even though the shape of the car is pretty old fashioned now and the tracks crossing makes no sense

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 20:16

>>44
The UK one crosses over too, it's amusing to me

like the warning signs for a man putting an umbrella up

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 20:36

that one time i met a guy whose actual name was michael finnegan

i don't think he gave himself the nickname people called him, but it was probably better than going by that

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9187 21:33

Rust 1.30, cargo build now comes with a progress bar. Always starts at 46/47 whenever I make a change. ???

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 00:26

>>47
the real progress was the code we wrote along the way

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 03:12

Ramen omlette. The ramlette.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 06:30

>>47
The first 46 are overcoming rust’s retarded language design decisions and arbitrary programming constraints, the last one is giving up and writing actual code instead.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 07:18

my life be like ooh ahh

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 08:16

>>50
you sound mad that you didn't get it and went back to <other language choice meant to sound derisive>

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 10:54

"In my sixth and seventh consulates [28-27 B.C.E.], after putting out the civil war, having obtained all things by universal consent, I handed over the state from my power to the dominion of the senate and Roman people."--Augustus "I am half the reason several empires called their emperors Caesar" Caesar

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 16:31

"do away with the word 'very'", i like this advice a lot, plenty of words that basically mean "very <x>" and don't get enough love

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 20:21

>>52
Given it’s Rust, the only languages that would be derisive by comparison would be PHP and Myrddin.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 22:54

You've got to hold on.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 02:58

to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 04:38

>>55
----[---->+<]>++.--[----->+<]>-.-------------.--[--->+<]>-.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.-[---->+<]>+++.---[->++++<]>-.++.---.-------------.--[--->+<]>-.---[->++++<]>.------------.-------.--[--->+<]>-.[---->+<]>+++.++[--->++<]>.---.++++++++++.+.[---->+<]>+++.-[--->++<]>-.++++++++++.+[---->+<]>+++.+[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>+.[->+++<]>.-------.--[--->+<]>.--.+.-----------.[->++++++<]>.+[->+++<]>.>----[---->+<]>.<]>++.++++++.--.[->+++<]>-.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 05:04

HOW DO I STOP POSTING DUMB SHIT TO THE INTERNET

60 Name: some scrub : 1993-09-9189 07:13

that's my secret, cap
i'm always tilted

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 07:53

so cold

please

someone cuddle me

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:19

Stumbled on a stash of dreams from five years ago. It's interesting to see the recurring themes: missing the school bus, the president (not Obama in particular, just the idea of the president). I wonder how much my psyche has changed since then.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:20

You fucking egg.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 13:37

fitness goals: be so huge that if someone tries to start a fight with you you can just pick them up and snap them in half over your knee like bane

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:18

fitness goals: do the chad strut without the muscles to back it up

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:43

is rust one of those things it's cool to hate?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:56

fitness goal: to be able to punch someone so hard they fly up out of the atmosphere and come crashing down somewhere in the middle Pacific ocean.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 15:58

fitness goal: fitness pizza in my mouth

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 16:57

>>66
In the same way that malaria or smallpox are cool to hate, there’s a vested public interest in it going away but without Bono’s help we’ll never make it to a world without disease carrying mosquitos, or whatever the vectors for malaria and smallpox are.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

imagine being angry at a programming language

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

I feel bad when I see a car with a license plate frame that says "ALUMNI OF [prestigious university]" along with a Lyft sticker in the window.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:10

Wait, since when has Pseud0ch changed all the borders to black??
Or is it just FF being stupid as usual...

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:37

I don't know what to say.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 22:05

FGC: lol boy group theme song wut
Capcom: what's that? you don't like that soulless, manufactured sound? 'cause we know soulless
FGC: IT WAS FINE WE JUST BRING THE BANTZ ON EVERYTHING ARGH

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 03:38

The Dodgers were our nation's last hope against communism.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 08:38

俺は二十代のおっさんだ

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 09:49

MAMAAAA

uwu

didn't mean to make you cry

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:01

quad core futa cock

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:43

I have made a terrible mistake.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:07

>>79
did you code something in rust?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:35

BI'ER SHI KEXUE JIA

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 20:21

tfw you see a website had a regular thing going that got dropped unceremoniously with no explanation but the site is still up and has been updated since

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 21:25

Everything is broken.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:02

>>40
That sounds like a pretty suspect survey

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:12

>>82 Get the webmaster's EMail address and yell at him about it.

>>84 In any case, it got people talking.
captcha: uncute

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:17

do gay be crime?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 01:13

>>86
that depends. are you brazilian?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:51

Pinochet 2 electric boogaloo

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:53

Angry and too dumb to understand why
I repeat stuff I heard that sounded good
and maybe I even remember wrong

It’s harder to find things I like
I see more biases, motives
I’m full of them too

Comfort in familiar things
but they can’t solve new troubles
Out of place in time

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 05:40

I feel like I can relate

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 08:20

>Posters who use "captcha:" vs posters who use "vc:"

The true princes have it italicised and in a sentence

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 09:01

>>89
It's ok. Maybe accept that the world is lame but recognize that at times it makes wonders.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:45

real tournament
unreal estate
i am a genius in comedy

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:53

no dqn boyfriend to do crime and be gay with ;_;

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 11:06

Take me down to the unreal city
Where the wastes are dry and the corpses pretty

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 12:24

This cut on my leg keeps opening back up, and I keep thinking of Riker in “Frame of Mind”.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:16

i guess my internal monologue is just that most of the time, but some days i feel jealous of those who are only thinking one thing at a time, having a data race in your brain is some next level fuckery i tell you what

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:41

Today, I'm thinking about the word "girldick".

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 15:40

Take me down to unreal city
where the engine's free and the assets flipped.

I'm gonna make a video game.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 16:44

>>98
I first read that as riddick, now I'm thinking of trans-vin desil.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:03

merzbach

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:17

Bethesda's eternal salt over how the only good 3D Fallout game is also the only one that wasn't made by them will never stop being funny. Like instead of getting mad why don't you just make a game that doesn't suck shit, you idiots.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:17

which jojo wud u fug

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:47

Drunk & sad & sipping on a cigarette

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:33

>>102
Too bad the studio had to fire everyone since they were a metacritic point shy of getting paid, all they had to do was make it a one point better game to not be in the red.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:38

>>103
fug: SBR Dio
get fugged by: Jotaro

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:50

new 0.3 pencil
life is good

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 20:34

I can't believe we're here again.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 23:22

There is no consensus on what the Mark of Cain or of The Beast is supposed to appear as among mainstream authorities, but a recently appearing sect claims that is a blue doily with a check mark on it.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 02:36

They make out that your work life is supposed to get better after sleeping with your boss but mines has only gotten worse

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 04:53

MASQUERADE MASQUERADE
GRAB YOUR MASK AND DON'T BE LATE

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:43

>>110
I thought the opposite was supposed to be true. Don't shit you where you eat and all that.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:45

Halloweed

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 12:37

A lot of otherwise really good pianists decide they're going to play the beginning of the 3rd movement robotically and it really gets my goat.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:02

Rich, creamy darkness.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:59

>>114
I honestly hate how most conductors interpret Jupiter. Stokowski did it best by far.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 20:48

>>110
Depends on the boss. Ever seen King of the Hill?

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:41

Hey guys, stop me if you've heard this one:
no gf

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:50

no big titty goth gf for halloween

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 01:52

> SS Bust

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

> It actually says SS or Bust

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 07:03

Hallowlone

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 09:25

Fun English things: ships named after men are still referred to as "she". For example; "Admiral Kuznetsov was damaged recently and her drydock sank, there's another such drydock in China but it's unclear if she'll be able to get there under her own power."

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 10:28

>>122
Since U.S. aircraft carriers currently in service are mostly named after guys whose names have picked up a bit of gravitas, it's gotten all nasuverse up in here

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:04

a lot of crossplayers in the navy

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:21

That's the third time this month!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 15:06

インド系ならプー・イン・ルー

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 06:54

the my name is meiling video hasn't been translated right proper, and I fear it's too late for anyone to start caring

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 10:01

>>40
Do you have a link?

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 11:13

ya ever just do something so fast you have to say "holy fuck" when ya done did it?

i mean that is exactly what i'm trying to train but still

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 15:46

rotary encoder in the house tonight~

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 20:19

Listen annoying coworker, if I'm nodding along to your boring-ass story but looking kind of vacant, it's not because I need you to explain things further, it's because I want you to shut up and fuck off as quickly as possible.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 21:17

I DID I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT
I grabbed the soldering iron like a pencil

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 23:06

I live in fear.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 10:15

It's A Wonderful Life is just Dante's Inferno for a different generation

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 15:37

i don't know what touched off this new round of umineko fans but man am i enjoying pulling out memes from 2010 even though i still haven't played it

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 16:33

  • subtext is for pussies
  • subtext ain't actually for pussies

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 00:00

Why are so many gays autists? I don't mean that in a meme way but in a literal way, like all the people I know with ASDs are some kind of LGBTBBQWTFTBH++.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:11

>>137
The leading academic theory seems to relate to the belief that conventional sexual orientations and gender identities are often imposed by social pressure on people who don't really fit into them (consider the common example of the churchgoing Republican politician with a wife and five kids who's discovered sucking cocks through a gloryhole in an airport bathroom.)

As autists aren't going to be 'normal' no matter what they do, they're highly resistant to social pressure that pushes them towards normal behavior, and can't be made to find it any more shameful to sexually identify as Sans Undertale than they find their existence in general to be shameful.

There are some alternative theories involving genetic or hormonal links but these are flimsier.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:24

counter-anecdote: most aspies I know have been very very straight

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:52

"they got sucked into the MMORPG" is not a good framing device for your shitty isekai

imagine being trapped in a jank-ass server that was considered beefy last decade. barely enough hard drive capacity to store your face.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 04:29

EUTHYPHRO: Some other time, Socrates, for I am in a hurry now, and it is time for me to go.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:48

Sure it may seem like a huge outlay of cash to buy a home now, but just think: in the distant future, it will be worth a lot more!

Of course the world will have gone Mad Max by then, so it will be worth half a dog carcass and a shotgun shell. That's still a lot of value.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:57

no kaban-chan in s2, dropped that shit like liu bei's retarded son

144 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-9197 00:41

So happy to be posting on DQN again after more than a decade!

Here is my verse:
Choo Choo lil engine comn thru move on ova!

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 01:25

Friendship ended with XQC
Now GUXUE is my best friend

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:21

rogues are just fighters that were sissy to be fighters so they rely on jewish bullshit to win fights instead of just wearing big armor and smacking dudes

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:58

too sissy*

vc: goy

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:10

fighters are just wizards that were too stupid to be wizards so they end up with their throats slit in an alley after calling the wrong rogue a jew without casting greater mage armor, blur and displacement first

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:31

flattered that you remembered my ugly ass paisley couch

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 09:42

What is my problem?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 12:40

Eurobeat my meat

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 12:41

>>151 multitrack dribbling

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 14:36

i'm old enough to know that naming any part of your software "morganna" is basically asking for it

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 18:55

HSTS is a crutch and a bit of a hack, sure, but I wouldn't call it user-hostile.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 21:03

church near me having some kind of holiday shite sale

i'm pretty sure jesus had some strong words about people who change money in a church

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 22:28

>>155
easy solution to that: only accept payments in crypto

there are already 2 suitable options
https://www.biblepay.org/
https://christcoins.io/

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 23:11

>>154
Taking control away from the user in favor of some "trusted" third party is always user hostile. This is true of extension signing and devaluing self-signed certs compared to other certs as well, let us not forget beacons and shipping with google tracking and open support for EME. Mozilla is hard at war with its own users in a battle of vendor-knows-best. Browser vendors are your enemy and they are lying to you about keeping you safe and the myth that you need to stay current.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 23:40

i just need to get it out, sooner rather than later

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 03:43

remember remember the fifth of november

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 04:00

we put the "eros" in "erosion"

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 05:00

Nano is the best

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 20:56

>>161
the text editor or the robot waifu?

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 21:09

>>157
??? The website you are visiting is the "trusted" third party. You'd better be ""trusting"" them.
Maybe you're Rijmen and Daemen themselves but 99.99% of the rest of people absolutely do not know better than the vendor.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 22:59

>>162
Neither are good if you already have ed.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 23:05

>>164
the text editor or the loli hacker waifu?

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9198 23:17

>>162
shinonome, too precious for this world

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 01:12

A drug addict is sitting on the stairs, chewing seeds. One falls and he says to it, 'Come here!' The seed is quiet. He repeats, 'Come here, come back, quickly!' The seed is quiet. Then, enraged, he throws the rest of the seeds on the ground and says, 'Bring her to me!

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 01:45

Let's consider track records here. I never rubber-stamped TURKTRUST. They did.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 05:07

blondes with red bunny-style ribbons, like phoebe or haruna or chitoge

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 10:11

"i would still read this without all the boning" is the highest praise you can give an h-manga

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 12:29

remembering learning about eisensteinian dialectic montage in film study class and laughing at his commie ass rolling in the grave because his technique is the main trick in basically every music video ever

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 12:32

hey dqn, what are some video games?

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 13:03

>>172 Um Jammer Lammy

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 15:33

I just want to get fucked in the butt until I orgasm so hard I forget my own name.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 15:47

>>172 i've been playing a lot of osu lately, i realized my reaction speed is pretty shit and want to do something about it

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 17:59

tfw no hawt but cool af ghost gf who's old enough to be your grandma but doesn't age

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 18:10

>>172
TIS-100

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 19:40

>>174 same

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9199 20:23

WHY DO ARGONIANS HAVE BOOBS

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 00:08

>>179
the more serious answwer than you wanted is "bethesda is too lazy/cheap to create more than one 3d model of female player torsos"

a bit oversimplified, as I believe armor in ES games actually replaces the torso model entirely, thus making a player race without boobs would require a custom "DFC female" version of every armor

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 03:23

>>179
They're not actually lizards

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:45

>>180
I think the problem is as deep as that they just don't have the right engine tech people and software engineering discipline to keep their idiosyncratic bugs down, much less the computational efficiency to handle different humanoid models. It may not be eurojank, but it has some economic considerations in play that produce similar jankiness.

And TBH if I were a basic bitch exec at ZeniMax, anyone who sounds like they could fix that would be getting shanghai'd off into id.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:52

The mental gymnastics I have to go through to stay hard when I fuck my wife

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 05:55

when you're so regretful over your complete lack of a healthy upbringing that you move on from school-themed anime to literally watching NHK high school lectures

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 10:44

>>172
Dwarf Fortress
Irisu Syndrome
Ib
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
Axiom Verge
Rabi-Ribi
Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 13:29

>>172
Minecraft

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 16:18

I love my girlfriend.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 16:41

Why is shadow the ultimate life form if he's the one wearing skates

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 17:55

I hate that guy's girlfriend.
vc: sumale

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9200 18:29

>>174
That is not nearly hard enough, if you still comprehend words or any meaningful sound then harder buttfucking is required.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:02

bitch i live in a fuckin trash can

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 02:51

>>190 I need this tbh

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 03:56

shove my face in the pillow and fuck my ass til my brain leaks out my dick

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 06:16

It's gettin really gay in here all of a sudden

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 07:49

trying hard to remember where I read a little barb (i think it was in a comment section on a piece about worldbuilding, from a commenter opining that WB might not be as useful as people think) about SF/F writers who seem to be the kind of nerd who prefers the silmarillion to... was it the hobbit or LotR?

for the life of me i can't find it but IIRC it was phrased more succinctly and accurately than I can come up with and this bothers me

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 12:23

I'm too cranky to go to work.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 14:02

me, reading rant about bad vocaloid translations: okay, the issues raised are legit, i've seen that, it's the nature of things that translators are in short supply and amateurs would put out some stinkers so maybe i don't feel as strongly about it since it's also amateur songs usually
me, checking random song's translation: this one is nearly complete shit!

> translator is on rant's list of approved translators

me: h

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 14:57

My heart is closed.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 16:57

>>194

> all of a sudden

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:24

>>194
IKR, I wish >>187 would shut up about her girlfriend already. YES, YOU'RE A LESBIAN, WE GET IT.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:47

like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 17:49

ps sorry for failing at copy-pasting it's hard on my phone

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 18:03

The pasta is ok on its own, but the final sentence really elevates it to another level.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 18:49

いいおっぱ…
カンナムスタイル

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 19:04

>>203
That's like this pasta, overall it's pretty good but there's one little line, just six words, that makes it one of my favorites.

after 13 of lucky star I myself have come to the realisation that I too am in love with konata izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read love hina and fell head over heals for shinobu maehara. shinobu was a softspoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similal personality. the sence then I learned that most people are attracted to themselfs only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved shinobu for soo long. from love hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.

when I saw konatas room in lucky star I acctually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchendice.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.

Last night I couldent stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep(on the floor of my room) as we embace eachother.I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of cource the wonderfull beautifull sex we would have together.

I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?

on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her.I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anthing to find her in real life.

vc: inane

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 21:22

After all that 80s/90s, I wasn't expecting the final boss to be No Thank You.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 21:42

Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! sniffsniff! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
gasp! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Louise on the cover IS looking at me! Louise... at me! Louise-chan in the pictures in the book are looking at me!!
Louise-chan in the anime is talking to me!!! Phew... reality ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I have Louise!! I've done it Ketty, I can do it alone!!!
C..comic... Louise LOUISE-CHAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAN!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! Si, Siesta!! HenriettaaaAAAAAAaAA!!! TabithaaAAAAA!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Louise!! May my love reach Louise of Halkeginia!

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9201 22:54

exhale

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 00:36

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 01:22

the currently airing SSSS.GRIDMAN but instead of gridman showing up on some weird old computer everyone calls "junk" it shows up on suigintou

i dunno how. maybe she has a screen in that missing part of her torso

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 10:29

Wow, at this point, I think the only hope is to rope in his brother, who may not have had the best comics and they were H and he disappeared from the scene years ago, but they were at least competent (and pretty hot IMO). Assuming he's alive anyway.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 17:03

god that was an awful episode

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 18:53

A lot of people, choosing Comic Sans, think "this looks happy", not realizing it's partly based off the lettering from Watchmen.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 19:25

It pains me to see the erasure of our local culture.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 19:47

>>214 racist

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 22:49

I am a winter girl.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 23:28

sad girls in the snow

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 00:56

>>217
you reminded me that megatokyo existed. I demand your death as recompense

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 01:49

I remembered /sgis/ the other day and it made me a bit melancholy to think about how many good boards have died over the years.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 10:31

>Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.

I once let a cute 16yo girl put one of her used tampons up my butt (she asked and I nearly always say yes to new experiences)

It was pretty fuckin weird... I couldn't get it out by myself so she wrenched it out and it really stung! ( メωメ)

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 10:42

and wouldn't you know it, i slept through 11:11

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 11:21

>>218
fred has done more with his life than i have and that's pretty sad

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 13:29

I'm late to the party and mikgazer continues to grow on me, except the one or two songs that aren't very well vocaloided

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 13:33

A time for healing.

225 Name: vc: reloth : 1993-09-9203 13:53

DQN who's been obsessed with osu/2hu/vocaloid lately here (but i am not >>223)

sorry if it's been getting a little intolerable, i know a lot of us are kinda weeby but i'm experiencing a thing i've been missing for a while. i hope you can forgive me, patient ones.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 14:33

I completely ignore the youtube/music link threads so whatever

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 16:31

What does an italicized - look like anyway
-
-

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 19:36

don't want to be one of those people whose entire personality is "being gay" but a nigga gets lonely and sometimes the gayposting just floods out, u kno

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 20:45

>>228
Can't say I do.
vc: fate

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 21:02

Met a boot-scootin' GILF at the line-dancin' last night, yee-HAW! Haven't had a bloylpive like that in ages!

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:01

>>229 come here and sit on my lap, I'll show you

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 22:09

Are you supposed to shampoo your pubic hair?

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:03

neighbors playing really loud boomer rock so i'm playing really loud speedcore back

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:21

I met a guy at a party who was like, "one time I took 10 tabs of acid. It was crazy, I was seeing tracers on everything." In retrospect probably an NPC.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 02:34

avant garde experimental hiphop group named stronghold gauntlets, basically death grips but more expensive for no reason

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 08:26

>>233 That's so 90s XD
>>234 What do you mean by this? Taking LSD seems like a deliberate method to come apart from the gameworld, but it reads like an insult

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 10:43

>>236 as someone who knows everything I know about recreational drug usage from DARE and the Hardy Boys, it sounds like a poseur thing to say. And yet it has the sad possibility of being true.

Excuse me? You took a fucking woodstock-era dose and didn't have, like, a religious epiphany?

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 11:38

My boobs are sore.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 11:50

>>237
This. Psychedelics are fun because they mess with your thought process, but he just had some mild visual effects. Ergo, no thought process.

>>238
vc: sawrness

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 14:42

And I hope you die
I hope we both die
No coochie

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 17:22

well, i'd rather marry fanon gumi, but let's face it--if i were marrying fictional characters, basically nobody could stop me, nor other otakutastic individuals, from being an incredible polygamist

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 18:28

>>238
Shark week next week?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 21:34

>>241
The Form of Marriage would prevent you.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 21:51

If your handle ends in "Gaming" you're going to be bottom of the scoreboard

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 22:50

>>243
i'm not quite sure you're quite understand the magnitude of the ramifications of passing all bounds of decency, legality, and consent, and just how little some ink on a page would matter in regards to that

at 144 fps it would take less just under 70 seconds to participate in a 10000 waifu orgy

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 22:51

wow that uh came out disjointed

maybe i shouldn't be nutting at light speed while typing these things

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9204 23:39

People will always let you down.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 00:10

>>247
Rick won't.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 01:27

>>244
Used to be a small BBS where pro devs and talented amateurs shot the shit about game programming. Some kid named himself The Game Designer and proceeded to act like he knew what he was talking about. Half a post in it was clear he didn't know a fucking thing.

I think in the torrential downpour of "shut the fuck up, retard" posts that resulted, we killed his dream. I feel no guilt for that.

Some people just ain't got it.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 03:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

this video but instead of being a gay autist he runs over and beats the dude with a chair and yells CHARGE HAMSTRING MORTAL STRIKE

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 09:55

i quit smoking 4 years ago and still occasionally find cigarette butts under the couch, behind dressers, buried in the bottom of my closet...

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 10:58

sgis/sjis art joke

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 19:23

petting my cat and wishing someone would do that to me, just sit me on their lap and kiss me all over and touch me and cuddle me

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 20:13

I'm an autist and I hate that autistic puzzle pieces logo. Fucking thing just annoys my eyes to hell.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 21:48

>can you explain your employment gap?

GEE MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE NONE OF YOU BOOMER FUCKS WILL HIRE ME SINCE I DON'T HAVE A DOCTORATE IN SHELF STACKING WITH A MINOR IN FLOOR MOPPING AND 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE RUNNING A CASH REGISTER

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:08

>>255
"can you" is a different question to "would you kindly"

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:21

Why is "I don't know how to romanise it" giving me such a good feeling all over my body? Like biting my lip and crossing my legs feeling like I need to pee but in a sort of erotic blissful urineless way, just thinking about that sentence/phrase

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 22:22

I'm in heaven ❤️

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:07

>>255
"My understanding of computers makes me unemployably overqualified for your webshit."
"We're planning to phase out REACT for VUE"
"Can you please redirect me to the fire escape"

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:12

>>254
The blue puzzle piece logo is a registered trademark of the Autism Speaks nonprofit, who are essentially the gay conversion therapy camps of autism, there's plenty of reason to hate it.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:20

>You both listen to Autechre, Death Grips and Boards of Canada.

all of my neighbors sound like truly insufferable people

...

wait

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9205 23:58

i miss being able to litter the ground in mmos with random shit that noobs could pick up and vendor for a tiny profit

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 04:18

>>263
I fondly remember being a 13-year-old Runescape noob and noticing that somebody was selling lobsters 10 times cheaper than the usual price. I bought as many as I could afford and sold them for a profit over the next hour. I felt like a fucking mercantile genius but in retrospect the profit was tiny and I could probably have made more money by just doing quests.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 05:27

you know what? if you want fatasses to lose weight, you don't need to tell them about how literally every health problem they're experiencing will get better, because they've heard it all before and it didn't impact them then, obviously they don't care that much

here it is:

your dick will look bigger. not just look bigger but actually be bigger and have more useable length, since it's not half-buried in blubber anymore. you'll probably gain about an inch for every 10% of bodyfat you drop.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 05:31

and if you're a girl then
a) get out of /dqn/;
b) your boobs might lose some size, but now they'll look like actual boobs and not like half-filled bags of sand hanging off a nail

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 08:21

[Note: >>265 has never seen a single boob]

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 09:58

i wanna be a vipster

268 Name: vc: gomotion : 1993-09-9206 11:51

marisa kirisame, except instead of "drizzle" (mist-rain) it's slash-shark

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 14:54

does this board have 5 homos and one really autistic libertarian or 5 libertarians and one really gay homo

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:16

>>269 6 really gay autistic libertarians

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:18

6 racist democratic socialists

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 15:56

6 gay librarians

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

6 racist libertarian homo bisexual tranny socialist alt-right beaner otakus.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

who are into lesbian scat porn

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 16:52

i'm already tracer

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

6 little jizo with gifts of omochi

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

>>273
I'm only four of those...

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:38

Straight white conservative christian male. I get five Liberal Evil Points before you even get to know me!

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:44

6 gay librarians sitting in a tree
R-E-A-D-I-N-G

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:55

there are no buses in gensokyo but there is a nokia n-gage

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 17:56

>>278 you sound like a blast to hang out with

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:10

>>281
I'd agree, but you can't just dismiss the mark of a true patrician like that.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:18

>>278
how do 60-year old facebook posters manage to find dqn?

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 18:45

I am none of those things, feels great not being labelled on an anonymous board!

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 19:36

>>283
google fun places to hang out, go to last entry on last page.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 20:01

>>285 Zap! Ouch! So cold! The barrel of laughs just rolled to a halt...

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 20:56

You can tell who the autists are because they complain the most but are too afraid to leave

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 21:36

my current thought is too gay, it's already gay enough in here so I won't post it yet

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 22:41

6 gay lolis sitting in a tree
L-O-L-I-N-G

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9206 23:03

as my body has grown fatter, so my laughter has grown uglier

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 00:48

>>290
one day i googled "do fat people have a different voice" on google or something to that effect, and a fat coworker girl leaned in to ask me something and saw what i searched and gave me funny looks all week

imagine if she spotted me here.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 02:27

>>292
well this site doesn't have encryption so your IT department already knows you're chatting about gay lolis if you're visiting this place at the office

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 02:28

that was meant for >>291 but isn't entirely inappropriate directed at myself

except that I'm unemployed

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 11:54

You can't run from it forever.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 13:17

maybe i'll be racist
i'm already racist

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:48

Maybe I'll be a loli
I'm not already a loli

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:54

maybe i'll use tracert
macOS: i didn't find tracert

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 17:59

Maybe I'll use ip/traceroute (3)
#l/ether2 no host

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:10

There are seven levels.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:36

Shut up, Dante

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:50

There are four lights.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 02:08

stick it to the supplement pharmajew by eating your own cum to conserve precious zinc

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 16:35

throwing out condiments that expired before the war in iraq because mom is a hoarder/narcissist and dad is a moral coward

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 19:42

>Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

Typical otakus smh

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

now how do we make it relevant to eternal september

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

elitist september

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:07

a single-issue political party whose only platform is better anime

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 21:36

i feel like serious visual novels would be a perfect fit for those sorts who've been trying to push walking sims on us, except the clear problem in the first place is they can't read

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 22:17

I can't read, Liz Lemon!

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:23

And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Until the shepherd leads his flock away

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:25

almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:33

literally listening to kotoko while drinking a monster zero and playing vanilla WoW right now, i didnt even realize what i was doing until it was too late help

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 00:41

that doesn't sound bad

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 01:21

trap party: come for the music, stay for the beauty tips

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:38

"in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes"

well, more like just the ass-tastic parts of being famous

and all the time

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:42

>>311
is shaking hands gay?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 03:07

hagiographic gaben fanart except it's by some VN company that sees the times a-changing at sony and is planning a move to steam

and then the pants come off and he ntrs some execs wife or whatever

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 09:22

>>316
it's what you get when you add toxic masculinity to regular ol' gay-ass holding hands

So yes, but it's an open secret

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