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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9207 18:50

There are four lights.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 02:08

stick it to the supplement pharmajew by eating your own cum to conserve precious zinc

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 16:35

throwing out condiments that expired before the war in iraq because mom is a hoarder/narcissist and dad is a moral coward

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 19:42

>Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

Typical otakus smh

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

now how do we make it relevant to eternal september

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

elitist september

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 20:07

a single-issue political party whose only platform is better anime

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 21:36

i feel like serious visual novels would be a perfect fit for those sorts who've been trying to push walking sims on us, except the clear problem in the first place is they can't read

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 22:17

I can't read, Liz Lemon!

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:23

And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Until the shepherd leads his flock away

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:25

almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 23:33

literally listening to kotoko while drinking a monster zero and playing vanilla WoW right now, i didnt even realize what i was doing until it was too late help

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 00:41

that doesn't sound bad

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 01:21

trap party: come for the music, stay for the beauty tips

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:38

"in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes"

well, more like just the ass-tastic parts of being famous

and all the time

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 02:42

>>311
is shaking hands gay?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 03:07

hagiographic gaben fanart except it's by some VN company that sees the times a-changing at sony and is planning a move to steam

and then the pants come off and he ntrs some execs wife or whatever

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 09:22

>>316
it's what you get when you add toxic masculinity to regular ol' gay-ass holding hands

So yes, but it's an open secret

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 13:42

tonari nextome

OC do not steal

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 13:55

>>319 Pretty good!

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 19:04

Oh no we are being ripped off
vc: bawmment

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 21:47

hehe, make sure to whiterist the new domain, dumb laowai

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 22:43

trap party: sick tunes, fashion tips

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 22:50

do you remember how many cookies you have eated?

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9209 23:05

>>324
zero, I'm british

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:10

>>325
Go to the bakery section of co-op or sainsbury's and get yourself a motherfucking cookie. Right now.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:45

something about madoka reminds me of manufactured pop idol culture

i kinda want that showbiz life

bu i kinda want that life to not be so gatdam horrible

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 00:57

You still get cookies in Britain, we just don't call all biscuits cookies. A cookie is a biscuit, but a digestive or a custard cream isn't a cookie

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 01:16

Biscuits go soft when stale. Cookies and cakes do not.

captcha: keming, the graphic designer's worst enemy

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 01:25

i like cookies and biscuits, they both have their place

vc: bi

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 02:10

your balls are sweaty
mom's spaghetti
gotta get ready

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 05:57

Digestive doesn't sound appetizing at all and I don't understand why it would be a name for a snack.
vc: jearfing
That also sounds pretty awful.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 06:17

>>327 I'd do the showbiz life but only once. Do one tour, or one movie, or whatever, get like $10m for it, put $1m in a savings account and the rest in stocks or bitcoin or whatever and just coast.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 07:40

>>332
they have baking soda in them and were basically the world's first, largest and shittiest tums

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:10

>>329 Those Maryland cookies go soft when you leave them out...

And, kerning is a graphic designer's best friend, unless you're referring to bad kerning in the hands of someone with no experience - that will make a graphic designer wince.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:24

>>332 They were invented by two doctors, presented as a "digestive aid" more than a "snack", but they don't actually aid digestion.

>>334 Had to google Tums and, wtf? These are nothing alike. You couldn't use Tums to make a cheesecake base.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 10:40

Snorkel twinkie barn song playing on the radio

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 12:01

>>335
That's because they're biscuits.

And you'd better check your browser's font rendering. My captcha wasn't "kerning".

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 14:33

>>338 Yeah, cookies are biscuits! My bad, I thought you were making a joke that it was so tightly kerned it looked like keming - then I googled it and that's what keming means!

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 15:38

>>339
No no no, Maryland cookies are biscuits, not cookies. I understand the confusion though.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 23:21

"Will I look good in a denim jacket?" flowchart:

Are you Ryan Gosling?
-> no
-no
-> yes
-yes, but you'd look good in anything

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 08:54

Real people were a mistake, they're nothing but trash.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 22:47

I've done things I'm ashamed of.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 00:50

>>343
I had a teacher in high-school who had a self-made sign (he made a lot of those) in the back of his classroom stating "our sins catch up to us eventually".

Pretty sure the guy was a staunch atheist, so I don't really know what that was all about.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 16:42

Cortana can help me avoid traffic. Do you think one of those inverter things can run my desktop PC in the car? Also, I'll have to use my phone as a wireless hotspot. Finally, it'll be good for something!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 17:05

Why the fuck is the eBook version more expensive than the hardcover?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 17:33

What a beautiful Duwang!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 18:26

>>344 Do you have to be religious to do wrong? Do morals need to be based on faith? Does a deity have any influence on the inevitable reaping of the seeds we sow ?

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 19:11

>>348
The word "sin" has religious connotations more often than not, and is thus an odd choice for an atheist.

350 Name: Minister of Pedantry : 1993-09-9212 19:48

>>349 Well it always has religious connotations, but it seems like a common phrase... do you think everyone who exclaims "Oh my God!" actually has a god?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:36

why is no-one honest? Do they really think white lies help?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:41

>>350
it (or possibly with the word "with", i don't remember) isn't a common phrase, even if the sentiment is. If you cook up an aphorism yourself it should be kinda like that, yeah?

Anyway, he'd already been teaching 25+ years before I got there. Great sense of dark humor.

If you like aphorisms, I humbly recommend Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 20:45

>>350
Mr. Likes To Move Goalposts

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 22:38

cute girl who is euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because she is enlightened by her intelligence

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9212 22:42

i only have two moods, horny and sad

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:15

I hate to be the guy that brings out the dictionary definition, but I feel that it's actually pretty relevant considering it's about usage of a word, so here goes:

sin noun (1)
\ˈsin\
1
a : an offense against religious or moral law

b : an action that is or is felt to be highly reprehensible it's a sin to waste food

c : an often serious shortcoming : fault

So there you go, there's evidence for usage outside of a religion.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 00:19

I think it's worth adding that christianity and christian eschatology has a deep influence on what we deem is "western culture", including secular lifestyle, so you not only have secular people using the word "sin" outside of a strictly religious context, you also have atheists celebrating Christmas, of all things, because who doesn't like getting presents?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 02:04

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359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 02:48

holy night's Dong

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 10:33

hotel rwanda fanfiction

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 13:16

There's a distinction between "is 'sin' an exclusively religious word" and "will people think you're being religious when you say 'sin'", to which I reply "obviously not" and "probably", respectively. Looks like this (very boring) discussion started out as the latter and has since morphed into the former.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 15:50

>>361 exactly. slightly out of place, rather than incompatible. you gotta understand, it was an oddly serious statement from an eccentric guy who made wry offhand jokes about booby trapping his lawn to keep kids away.

he was often the one catching cheaters, who would be kicked back to normie school; i can imagine nobody likes having to do that.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:21

i don't mind the loud music a bit but damn dude at least get some taste, if i had a stereo system with bass that could shake the walls of the apartment upstairs you can bet i wouldnt be playing fucking ac/dc

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:24

>>362 on the contrary it's usually people like that who have the strongest sense of duty and justice of anyone. it doesn't matter how you come to your morals as long as you come to them, but i respect an atheist who acts righteously just because it's the right thing to do infinitely more than a religious person who only does it because he fears punishment in the afterlife.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:50

>>363
siiiiip

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 21:58

>>363
i used to play melt-banana really loud, needless to say, my neighbors did NOT like that one bit.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9213 22:10

is now a good time to stan aural vampire?

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 00:17

>>364 hm, perhaps. he did hand this out too: ttps://imgur.com/a/KhTi1TT

and of course the goofing off was surely a way to connect with teenagers when you're also infamous for pop quizzes and pop making things due

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 02:19

erm, though I do want to point out it is odd how people focused on the connotations of the word "sin" instead of the implication that there is some mechanism of fate that makes some sorta retribution happen... didn't want to shut down that sort of discussion, though.

after all, that's not how they taught us to play with others at shortbus school ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 07:51

>>368
The problem with that sort of advice is that the students who need it most won't bother to read it. Although I'm probably being too cynical, it will probably help at least a few kids and that's better than nothing.

When I was a student I loved the teachers that were cynical, smart, and eccentric. I probably would have liked the teacher you are describing. But now I think back on those teachers and find them shallow and a bit cringe-worthy. The sign "our sins catch up to us eventually" would have probably seemed profound and edgy to my teenager self, but it seems kind of bland and lame now.

As for the truth of the statement, it seems pretty reasonable regardless of your religious beliefs. Even if there is no such thing as karma, you're likely to get caught eventually if you have a habit of doing bad things. And even if you never get caught, you will probably end up punishing yourself in one way or another.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 13:05

image quote database

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 20:33

college is a hobby

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 22:38

Onii-chan...

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9214 22:47

ハイテック

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 00:34

I really can't believe that.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 02:52

オムツチェク!

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 04:52

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 13:10

i'm writing a lewd LN, it's called "prostate massage was my anti-drug, but now i'm addicted to dick?"

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 14:20

Throw a child off a bridge for me.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 18:20

Linguistics is the Tumblr of academic fields. I guess that makes machine learning the Reddit.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 18:20

I burst some weird bloody pussy growth in my groin, and it smelled like pot noodles... didn't taste like it though

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9216 20:41

Coffee beans in a bowl with milk. Hmmm...

383 Name: vc: dixeze : 1993-09-9216 21:46

ben franklin lived a life so crazy i'm a little surprised there isn't some sort of anime where he's the main character, not even a 12-episode gagfest.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 01:34

I was Lancer since beta because +Long Reach

-Perpetuating the stereotype -Disrespectful -Shameful came later.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 09:51

>>381 that was your vagina dude, you shouldnt have popped it

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 16:05

A man with the fortunate distinction of being Nero's teacher, and the unfortunate distinction of still being alive when shit hit the fan.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 16:09

>>385 welp, guess I'm a virgin again!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 18:05

"Again"

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 19:22

We're back, WCRST Succotash and The Bird in the morning, the Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and The Bird in the morning. Accept the savior, get into the glorious kingdom of heaven. Succotash, Succotash, call us up, win some cash!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 22:21

Maybe I'm just doomed to be unhappy forever.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9217 23:41

Jinkela is always with you

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 00:27

slime of lime

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 14:31

Gets me a little hard when I push my laptop to Maximum Fan Blow

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 15:09

>>393
I always feel guilty about it. I don't want to shorten her lifespan.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 16:17

https://www.zieglers.com/siena-cassock-black-100-polyester-made-in-italy/church-goods/apparel-and-vestments/cassocks/

did you know you can just buy a cassock? you don't actually have to be a priest or anything. hmm...

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:13

>>395 I have a nice embroidered minister's shirt with dog collar which I wear quite often, it's fun to say "bless you" and things when people hold the door open for me.

It's also free to get ordained in the Open Ministry, so if I ever go to the States I can legally perform weddings if that ever takes my fancy!

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:47

I find Phoebe from Friends highly relatable because I, too, am a woman who is batshit insane.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 18:48

>>393
Because you can feel like a submarine captain?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 19:47

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 21:33

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frig off already

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