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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 21:39

It's purple and green if you know what I mean

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:00

that's amore

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:06

>>401
thanks doc

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9218 23:14

>>397
I'm positive everyone in Friends was a bit insane though

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 04:52

Trump 2020

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 05:56

Cyberpunk 2020

"Make Corporate America Great Again" - Joseph Q. Cyberpunk

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 06:12

Don't post news here, I'm trying to free my mind from that slavery.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 07:08

A man was arrested in Yulee Monday after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork in a dispute over a baked potato.

Kenneth David Crumpton Jr., 36, has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after Nassau County deputies say he stabbed victim Angela Gullion Sunday at 78040 Susi Ln.

Upon deputies' arrival at the scene, Gullion refused to give them information but deputies soon recovered a fork and a bloody, white T-shirt from a vehicle the victim was sitting in. Deputies reported multiple stab wounds and blood to both sides of Gullion's head.

A woman who called police told deputies that Crumpton had stabbed Gullion during an altercation over a baked potato.

Crumpton was arrested and confirmed to police that the dispute was over a baked potato but that he had only thrown the fork, thinking it "glanced off her head."

Crumpton is due to appear at the Nassau County Courthouse, though his date has not yet been set.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 08:22

Now you're thinking with portaloos

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 11:46

obama scramble

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 15:16

melee anti-caster is the most satisfying build in literally any setting/ruleset where it's possible, especially if you can be unarmed punchman

like imagine irl, some nerd is trying to fight you but he's just throwing acorns at you yelling LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! and you walk over and punch him in the face

that's what it feels like

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9219 21:58

>>411
I CAST FIST

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 00:12

wow would you look at it (again)

414 Name: anti mage : 1993-09-9220 03:01

magic sucks

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 07:04

You know who thought magic sucked?

Dumbledore's boyfriend.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 07:56

A Trek ship crew is granted eternal youth

And now Ensign Gawky is gonna have to live with sharing a galaxy with TV Star Good Looking main characters, forever.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 11:12

went to the library for the first time in years

-they have self checkout and automated book returns now, you can do your thing without ever interacting with a single human being
-but there were still like 4 librarians seated at the counter doing nothing
-one of them was having an extremely loud conversation with someone on the other side of the room about "memes" and "gifs"

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 12:51

I used to work in a library, generally it was a really chill job where you don't have to work very hard and you can pretend the world doesn't exist

but yeah the job does occasionally attract some very annoying types of people

also public libraries in some places have a big homeless problem

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 13:15

gobbo sharker

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 13:21

>>417 Did they say gifs or jifs?

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 15:55

Uh, so unfortunately, some of the other bands already played the songs we were gonna play, but - it's a bummer, right? - but we're gonna play them anyway.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 16:38

playing Destiny 2 because it was free

of course they'd make the lovable idiot character a huntard

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 16:52

a what now?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 17:22

who shot who in the what now?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 19:41

americans: lol idk how you can listen to that techno stuff it all sounds the same

also americans: *listens to the same 10 "classic rock" songs over and over since 1968*

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 21:45

Remember that butt thing? You know, the thing with the butt?

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 23:41

arnold wasn't allowed to voice himself in the german dub of the terminator because the german director thought his austrian accent sounded too "effeminate"

really makes you think, about what i'm not sure

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9220 23:59

>>422
he dies in the xpac if that helps
(not really a spoiler since they decided to blare it all over in marketing for the xpac and you'll find out the moment you look it up even in passing)

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 00:14

this mouse has a really satisfying sound when i slam my fingers down on the puttons

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 05:49

>>428
i got spoiled by the search engine, man!

i don't really care about most of the characters, though i think it's cute that the li'l drone buddy sounds like he has a crush on the crashed ship's AI.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 08:07

>>430
i mean, who wouldn't. she's glados but without the resting bitch voice

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 09:09

>>431
oh yes, that might be frightening in a human being, but in fiction it is a done hyper moe 2(?)-in-1 deal, where you got both the bubbly cheerleader and the goth gf / 30something OL ready to remove your soul in bed.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 12:34

can't stand being at home but i have nowhere to go

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 18:46

kitana kitana kitana kitan mortal kombat i'll see you mañana

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 19:21

I really love balsamic vinegar.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 20:09

>>433
Me too.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 20:51

>>436
Why don't you come over?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 23:43

a watched clock never boils

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9221 23:45

>>433,436
At times like these, I have found it helpful to nonetheless push myself to overcome my fear of people bothering me and not doing useful work to find places of mundane beauty and inspiration where people aren't likely to go out of their way to bother me, like the library, a medium-hipstery store, or the gymnasium.

80% of the benefits of being hiki without the health problems from being completely cooped up.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 05:00

>>432
link?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 10:08

It's time to go.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 15:39

Abcde is a stupid name and it deserves to be mocked.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9222 23:30

Oh.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:57

the legion was pretty gay tbh, they modelled themselves on rome in more ways than one. that's seen in dialog from multiple npcs, some of which you need the homoperk to see so it's kinda understandable that you wouldn't see it if you were playing a "kill all the gays" run, but still

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 00:59

personally i appreciate that new vegas let me play as a literal gay retard, it's the first time i've ever truly been able to play as myself in an RPG.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 01:07

Gannon joins you if you're either gay or retarded so I assume that makes him your literal love slave.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 10:05

>>443
best cd ripper though

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 19:01

what would you call something that's like a reverse tautology, i.e. a statement that invalidates itself through
for example

"no one drives in New York, there's too much traffic"

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 19:36

>>449
paradox

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 20:47

people use "very unique" to mean "extra special" and that pisses me off

but it also pisses me off that you can't write it off as a completely invalid phrase because it can be interpreted as "truly one-of-a-kind"

granted, this is why some writing advice in certain contexts strongly discourages "very", "really", "actually", etc. in the first place, since most uses thereof are not the kind that add any denotational meaning to the statement given

actually i am just hungry, i try not to be an angry person

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 20:56

people really need to be properly taught the difference between an intensifier and an intensity modifier

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:14

>>449
More generally, an antimony

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:21

Bleeping out swear words in porn would be kinda funny.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:28

>>454 sounds like something they'd do unironically in america

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:43

>>453
I don't suppose the word you meant is "antilogy"?

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9223 21:57

>>456
Antinomy (typo), but you're right in specifying that it is specifically a form of statement rather than an element of logic

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 04:13

>>455
No it sounds more like something they'd do in Japan

459 Name: vc: dung : 1993-09-9224 05:41

>>457
Ah, yes, I must admit I probably came across it and then forgot it almost completely, which might be more shameful than never having come across it.

In my defense, I got my logic from the engineering department and not the philosophy department, so I was thinking in terms of rhetoric (which I self-study every now and then because I'm the sort of boring shit who gets more enjoyment out of reading dictionary citations than out of most actual literature).

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 06:41

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 08:21

Meeting someone who obviously grew up on 4chan and thinking, "there's a good chance I called you a faggot 10 years ago"

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:44

I kinda coasted earlier this term and let my group do most of the work (which up to now has been the opposite of my approach in school) and I do feel kinda bad about it, but now they're actively removing my contributions right before the deadline and I'm pretty irritated.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:46

Like they've literally gone in twice now and deleted my section.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 08:08

Readded it with less than a minute to go and resubmitted. It's on an external website, though, and although Canvas grabs a snapshot the first time a URL is submitted, it doesn't look like it did the second time. They can go back and delete it again after the fact now for the same effect, as long as it's before it gets graded.

Come on, all I need is a 33% on this and I'm 100% satisfied. We never have to talk to each other again. Not that you talked to me at all about this, before or after shutting me out.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:10

>>463 I reckon you should stab 'em in the leg

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:27

ƒuƒŒƒCƒ€!

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:50

>>458 there's not really "swear words" as we'd think of the concept in english, in japanese. being rude in japanese is a matter of using informal verb endings, addressing people by informal/familiar pronouns etc. 5 year olds say kuso and chinpo and whatnot and it's not really that weird.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 14:39

large hardon collider

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:21

Whenever I see this thread I think I'll post the first thing that comes to my mind, but it's always something like "cunt piss dick shit".

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:45

>>464
Group projects always suck. I had to make the actual thing work in the last 2 weeks (it was a whole-term project) because Chinese Dave promised he'd take care of most of it and his "friend" would help him (i.e. he got someone to lift some prior art off the streets of Shanghai and then do a crappy mechanical translation from C++ to Java, which obviously wasn't going to run).
OH ALSO I had to delete two pages of waffle that Drugs Guy put in and then explain that a "hacker" manually altering RAM was neither feasible nor a practical concern for some crappy university project.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 21:03

you say canola
i say rapeseed
ur political corecctness gone mad

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

But maybe if I take more drugs things will be better.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

>>471
the name wasn't really changed because of the plant being called "rape" though but because it's a specially bread cultivar that produces much better cooking oil. previous rapeseed oil tasted nasty, was mildly toxic and was mainly used as an industrial lubricant

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 03:01

>>467
It's always the weirdest thing to explain. People love hard and fast rules for something as complex as human language; y'know, that thing where usage of a very simple grammatical point could take like one page of explanation and another page of examples to actually give you the picture. "Words are the daughters of earth, and things are the sons of heaven." (Sammy J gon squint at me for that one)

There are terms of abuse which should often get translated to swears but you can show them on TV no problem as long as it's in the right time slot (and boy howdy does Asian TV have tantrums that put Donald Duck to shame). There are un-PC/fukinshin words that do get censored, but they are exactly that, not swears like some idiots claim.

They inconsistently do the p0n0s and vag00 thing, though. AFAICT that has to do with the equally inconsistently enforced porn laws. I mean, even they can't explain that shit.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 05:48

>>470
The excuse I always hear for group projects is that it prepares you for working on teams in the real world, but in any company worth working for, the incompetent people don't get hired in the first place.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:03

"Ad closed by Google"
No, you just replaced it with an ad for yourselves. Give me my screen space you smug fucks.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:11

if you do it raw that will basically make you homos

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:17

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 08:06

welp, rip tumblr

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:03

>>475
judging from internet complaints, very few companies could possibly fit that qualifier

of course, there are the more physical jobs where if someone is incompetent, he dead. perhaps this is the true loss to society from economic transition.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:10

today I got my first SS on a 3-star map

my performance went to shit after that, but that's kinda how it be

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 13:02

>>480
True enough, in my personal experience plenty of incompetent people get hired, although I've never been forced to work with them. They usually just harmlessly surf the internet all day and collect a paycheck while I do the real work. Even then, most days I can finish everything in a few hours and spend the rest of my day mindlessly browsing the net or reading ebooks.

Occasionally I am tasked with fixing one of the incompetent people's code, in which case it's usually easiest to just throw it all out and start over from scratch, which at least gives me something to keep me occupied for a few days.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 14:33

>>475
If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use. In the coding world this is useless, no javascript would be produced and virtual machines would disappear from the market space. Not hiring mostly complete tools would obviate the entire sales pitch of Rustlang, obviously this kind of hiring practice is toxic to the coding industry at large.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 16:35

>no javascript would be produced

oh god yes

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 17:00

can we talk about how tim cook looks like an old lesbian

he looks like once his workday is finished he's going to go home and open a bottle of red wine and watch the gilmour girls with his cats for the 98th time

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 18:43

Geocities bans adult content to get that sweet app store revenue.
Wait I mean tumblr.
When ill comapnies ever learn that no one gives a fuck about their shitty app, certainly not enough to ban literally the only remaining content on your site.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 19:10

I still don't get what that guy's deal with Atlanta was.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 20:53

>>483

> If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use

I don't get it. Isn't this exactly false?

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 21:49

>>488
He was being facetious, also I recommend not pressing any further, this conversation probably leads to somewhere shitty

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:08

>>489
True, it does sound like a proglodyte.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:22

>>488
If you only hire people who know what they're doing they'll work under the assumption that people in general know what they're doing. Nothing produced this way can have mass appeal because people don't want Death at a Funeral (UK) they want Death at a Funeral (US) with Tyler Perry and a laugh track. You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok. The market cannot abide by sensible decisions made via a rational thought process to produce a working product, it needs self driving cars that run node.js to actuate machine learning on the market this quarter.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:51

Under the moon, loli to loli.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:54

>>491
I'm sorry but are you off your rocker?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:02

>>493
Fidget Cubes and glass beading drive the economy, this is a sign of highly competent people being part of the work force?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:05

so what crypto are you guys investing in?

vc: webe

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:07

cryptofascism

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:10

Put your lolis on the blockchain, store your lolis in my butt.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:59

>You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok.

so a trash heap of barely functional perl? lol

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:20

> welp, rip tumblr

I am more worried that this will lead to RIP Pixiv

perhaps Japan will find a way, tho

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:32

>>499
Does pixiv even have an appstore app?

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