(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Life is so fucking good, 10/10 would live again.
So the story, from what I understand, basically ended up as:
Is George Rape Rape Martin some kind of hidden shitlord?
At my university there is a popular trend among older students to make their own schnapps. Itfs always people taking it one step too far just to spice things up and get attention for making a unique new flavour. One example was a group of people putting an actual entire reindeer-scrotum in a jar of hard liquour to let the liquour soak up the haromash from the scrotum. The scrotum never got rotten or bad as it was covered in 50% alcohol, and everytime someone drank from this jar they would refill with more alcohol to keep the scrotum intact. (And yes, there were quite a few drinkers of this beverage).
Herefs where the problem dawned. No one refilled it with liquour for the entire summer and pretty much forgot about it. A few months later as wefre cleaning out the storage rooms for the autumn we enter the room with the scrotum-schnapps. We instantly noticed something was off and I got extremely queasy as soon as the scent hit my nose. We eventually see the jar with a half perfectly intact and half extremely-rotten deer penis inside, without a cap on the top...
I canft compare the scent to anything in particular, but it was an extremely funky, salty, and heavy smell that has stuck with me forever.
Gamer: I don't like this game.
Also Gamer: I'm going to keep playing this game.
Portland - police units attempting to locate a suspicious subject whofs reported to be wandering through yards of random houses - suspect described as a white male wearing a Darth Vader mask and a bikini.
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Patrolling the pop music stations almost makes you wish for Johnny Guitar.
vc: nipition
is that sonic or pikachu
Alan grips half a dozen dice, knuckles white.
"What did you say about my mother?"
Chris eyes him over a handful of cards and responds with icy calm.
"Move into my hex and I'll repeat it."
They lock eyes. Tense seconds pass. Alan breaks the trance with a glance to the side. Chris follows his gaze.
Gathering dust next to the board, The Abridged Player vs. Player Combat Quick Guide Volume III (of VIII) awaits them impassively.
Alan glares at the tome for a brief moment before releasing a defeated sigh.
"I've only got another four or five hours to play tonight." Sheepishly he slides his mage away.
Almost imperceptibly, Chris relaxes. His hand is terrible, his hit points low, and the dice haven't been on his side tonight - but his bluff holds.
The APvPCQG:V1-8 has never been opened, and that won't change tonight.
yeah but, imagine how many more gooks and chinks there'd be today if the japs didn't kill so many of them. if obongo can get one just for being black then emperor hirohito should've gotten a nobel peace prize for services to humanity.
>>210
I was going to point out that Imperial Japan didn't kill a significant number of gooks but I forgot the word could refer to Koreans as well as Vietnamese.
hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed
I'm just saying: weed, videogames and masturbation has never cheated on me
google just autocorrected my name to "minecraft" never in my life have i felt so disrespected
MJ got away with molesting many young boys in his secret Neverland Ranch massage parlor. Due to his striking resemblance to a geisha the charges brought against him never stuck, as it was to difficult to pick him out of a lineup of pale face Japanese women.
National Socialism is when you wanna bang some boipussi
Strasserism is when you wanna BE the boipussi
In all fairness to Lovecraft, he placed "beyond space and time" rather squarely in eastern Appalachia.
It was more recent than that, 1995, man. The death cult that did it is still in business. Hence the reason why the vigilance with regards to public trash cans in Japan cannot be relaxed for even a single moment.
The real reason is simply because there are not enough old fellows to stand guard beside each and every bin anymore. They have the bins up near the ticket gates, usually, because the staff can keep an eye on those more easily. Down on the platforms, they are harder to monitor, because the guard has to walk back and forth along the platform, ensuring that no phone zombies accidentally kill themselves; and in that single moment when his attention is averted, a Japanese death cultist could put a dangerous item into one of those bins.
On open air platforms, the practice is a little more relaxed. My home station, for example, has as many as three (3) bins on the platform. These are considered safer, because nerve agents would be made less effective by the fag smoke, and dissipated by the divine winds. Explosive blasts are also less effective in open spaces, because the compression wave is able to expand, and does not reflect from the tunnel walls, pulverising internal organs, and shearing limbs from torsos, so easily.
2019 is the year of indulgently abstract critiques of late capitalism's erosion of human society and relationships, and I cannot wait to write the essay of a lifetime contrasting Ikuhara's kappa butt vore approach with Kojima's oily mpreg approach
Very carefully.
We must not startle the ghouls that live on imgur, soulless beasts who poorly mime the behavior of actual humans in the comment tabs, pretending that they have some deranged and base form of community, as if living in ignorance that imgur is an imagehost and not an actual discussion board.
Found this in my 14 yr old sons YouTube search history, thought I'd get a sense of what he listens to, we don't talk much these days, I thought maybe if I like this we could bond over the music.
I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in my son.
Zachary if you're reading this, dad loves you, but he would very much like you to stop doing drugs.
Not joking. Deadly serious. At the airport.
Just saw an Amish girl and was like "dang, she's hot."
Then I realized, she's not really that hot. She's just in a dress, has no tattoos, is simply kept and that American women are so ugly I'M STARTING TO THINK AMISH IS HOT!!! #fuck
I have 300 IQ and almost did a sociology degree, ask me if you have more questions about this :p
Oh god, I just realised that Yuyuko is not just a ghost, but 1000 years old. How many times has she taken her shoes off in that period? Maybe once? In which case there could be 1000 years of her just locked up and ready to be released. I bet they smell so ripe, mmmmmmmm
It feels crazy that the current year was four years ago
>>226,227
You're both crazy. It won't be the current year for another two decades.
Well first of all, I wouldn't be texting a girl. Nor any person for that sake.
Secondly, she wouldn't ask anything as, if you read the first line, I wouldn't be texting her.
Thirdly, I'd never send a picture of my dick, nor would I ever even take a picture of it. I would never even take a picture with my face on it.
And no I would not get anything back because I do not talk, or "text" with people.
And finally I would not do anything because there hasn't been anything which would require me to take action...
Minecraft Telltale gone MIA.
One of the greatest stories of our generation. Lost. Scattered to the wind. This is worse than if Tolkien, Lovecraft or that guy who wrote the @dominos menu had their works burned at the stake (or pizza oven). A sad day indeed.
I sent her a drawing of my dick through pictochat.
Now she's my wife, thank you myamoto.
This is a different kind of turtle. He doesn't eat lettuce, he feeds on the tears of Mexican kids who've lost their parents, and the tears of Americans who are mourning the continuous crippling of our country. Put a cup of those nearby and you'll eventually have to clean up turtle jizz.
you and I are sharing bonertime right now
we're bone brothers for life starting now
vc jort
Was this @ the FunkFest in August of '78 @ Soldier Field? I was there with friends and cousins. It was an all-time funk jam started @ about Noon, and ended @ about 11 that night. When The Mothetdhip landed, that was the shizit!! No one had ever seen anythimg like it before or since! Afterwards, the party spread ALL ACROSS THE CHICAGO AREA, INCLUDING THE BURBS!! Went to a party or 2 afterwards- didn't get home till 7 a.m. That's how much funk was laid out-stunk up Chicago all week. The cool thing about it was there was no fighting among the races-everyone was deep into the groove of thr fonk the had been unleashed by the bands that day- especially P-Funk, The Bar-Kays, Cameo... too many to remember and mention. I was going on 18, and I've never been to a concert like that since. 🎼🎶🎵🎸🎺🎷🎹🎤🎉🎊💃👣
The picture of an obese man on his knees as if in prayer in front of a fridge just eating raw hot dogs by the pack is something I never thought I would be forced to face.
Dear 30-something lady with license plate M4M4BEAR: I am sorry MAMABEAR was taken but you have made a terrible mistake.
Just wanna sluuuuuurp dat juice
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming...... (PS Delete as fails GNG) .... –Fuckles The Clown 20:43, 27 September 2017 (UTC)
One is a narcissist beholden to corporate benefactors who used dirty tactics to silence dissent. The other is Benito Mussolini.
Sex is great, but have you ever 100% Crit Buster Brave Chain before?
All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.
Can't believe we're having this conversation about Tifa's breast size. The way the breasts wobble in that one original AMV cutscene is intended to juxtapose the twin commodities of both violence and sex against the backdrop of societal collapse. Nobody's gonna get that if they're not at least G cup sized
His staff is watching him like a hawk. They've taken away his groping & sniffing opportunities so he's lost his will to gaffe.
Imagine getting a compliment in real life.
Itfs like lumping pharmacists & drug deals together and calling an illegal immigrant a eundocumented immigrantf is like calling a drug dealer ean unlicensed pharmacistf
Every girl has BPD and every boy has autism.
VC: bi
we can only go for a diaper wearing sonic if rich kuta's playing him, the diaperfur community won't accept anything else. it'd be a huge pr disaster
One of the two authors describes himself as having a gpassion for bacon.h We live in a world full of art, drama, music, prose, poetry, and animal videos, and your passion is bacon? Fucking bacon, the pork food? I want you to return all the oxygen you have ever breathed to the world, this instant.
Black hole in Japanese is ³ÀóÔdÍ_ (point of infinite spatial gravity)
jk it's burakku hooru
Back in the 60s you could join belgian paramilitaries in the Congo and shoot at UN forces and get paid for it now you cant even call someone gay online
How can anyone be proud of kissing in a romantic way another man/man or woman/woman and not feel disgustingly wrong and how can a thief eat food or watch TV after stealing it from someone else and how can one beg asylum and citizenship from a country that Muslims tried to destroy on 9/11. People, people, people...wake up...how can you follow the Democratic party and still call yourself a good and Godly American?
Yes! I wonder if i can make a mentally disabled redditor on cyberpunk 1997
I wonder if the only real discerning quality of my personality is the fact that im a mentally disabled cyberpunk linux kid that worships lain
The only retro Mario game that ever happened was SMB1, the other games were dreams and/or dramatic retelling of the story. I mean Mario, literally saved the ruling Monarchy from an evil dragon wizard... that has to make you a really popular guy in the kingdom. If some plumber saved the life of Kim Jong-un, there'd be a ton of plays and movies in North Korea celebrating his heroism.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.
Did you know your country already has double the global warming than the rest of the world and that's before the filthy oil pipeline that Mr funny socks might built? I think that's more likely the reason for your diseases, bro.
This autistic post gave me cancer combined with Ebola and made me want to kill myself more than that depressing time my sister raped me for slapping the dog when I was five years old because it was gay.
Literally more retarded than the Irish 9/11.
The kid didnft even say that he doesnft like Keanu, he just said he didnft know who Keanu was because hefs literally a 10 year old child. I cannot stress this enough, Reddit sent death threats to a 10 year old child because he didnft know who Keanu Reeves is.
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This singularity might as well be called need for seed:underground.
Anyway, after all that is explained they like have to find a new kid in 8 days or they'll die, and also there's an business executive who wants control of the toy-animating crystal at the center of the earth, and also the toys are all really horny and there's probably one who farts a lot. Anyway, that's my pitch for Toy Story, But Terrible.
Nah man, "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" means let me pay for sex but don't give money to poor people.
What is a sprite? A miserable little pile of pixels.
help I followed your advice and now I have 10 vacuums in my garage that are not selling please respond
Word of advice
If you see an effeminate male that takes pictures of themselves with anime face masks, striped stockings, "cute" Snapchat filters and are "uwu softbois"
Chances are they're either racist, transphobic, have bad taste in humor, use slurs a lot, or all of the above
empty parking lots are very very sad.
My Grandpa Died Today Can I Get 10 Likes 😭😭😭
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS
The heteros are upseteros
I wonder if any other respected female leaders have been referred to using a maternal accolade. What do you think, Mother Jones?
I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.
Calling these games "roguelikes" is like calling a turd a "fartlike"
There is nothing like dropping the largest offering on the porcelain pedestal and retrieving the fruits of your labor, feeling helpless but rewarded for your efforts as Poseidon kisses your taint with a wave as forceful as an ocean storm. There is nothing more liberating when you are free from the illusion of choice and just embrace the fact that the toilet water will kiss your taint with the passion of a thousand maidens no matter what you do. So donft be afraid of backsplash, but rather embrace it for liberating your from the burden of choice.
Only thing I can see he's done is turn half the country into raving idiots.
You tell a girl youfre tired from a long week and shefll be like gcome over and Ifll help you relaxh then expect you to run gravity hammer on her for 45 minutes while she star fishes. Bitch thatfs cardio, make me some soup or something
Itfs just not a small farm town without two gas stations across from each other.
I do not speak inglish. Not need to worry, no need to hurry, relax buddy.
No I cant function while even slightly buzzed I end up just going to kitchen rummaging through the pantry for sardines or other canned fish
I was playing an MMO as a dwarf and there was this gay guy who approached me while I was AFKing and wanted to 1) shave my character's head, 2) cum on the now bald head, 3) polish it with a rag (using the cum as ac glaze?) until it was shiny and lastly 4) rub his balls all over it. I'm sure he wanted to do more but I got back and replied, "What the fuck?" and he stopped messaging me.
Sure, it may have been a troll, but considering he was hanging around the RP area and he ran off the moment I went "What the fuck" it seemed kinda legit.
Science is evil, modern philosophy is all pants on head tier, and white women are the vessel through which Satan enters the world.
If I wanted actual people to go away then I'd be a liberal myself, and I'm not. I can't be one because I don't hate people that much.
Why don't they make a condom that only covers the tip of your penis?
The Ramones are a tiresome meme band and their music is appropriately being used to score Disney TV movies and commercials for fast food.
Like, I know people just look at this and laugh it off, but non-magic players don't understand the reality of this. Go to a Star City Games event, or God forbid a Grand Prix, and it's just a sea of ass cracks. I don't understand how it's physically possible for there to be that many ass cracks in a single location.
It's not a joke, people. It's an actual plague.
Today on what would have been his 136th birthday, remember Franz Kafka's immortal words, "Make sure you destroy every last word I've written, Max. Please let me be forgotten."
born too late to explore earth, born too early to explore space. born just in time to rummage through trash cans at AX for condoms filled to the brim with genetically superior weeb cum to artificially inseminate my wife with
Crushing my fake molar filled with cum to impregnate Chelsea Clinton mid lingus
A 7.1 Earthquake just hit while I was taking a leak and I got all of it in the bowl
I am very proud and just needed to tell someone.
Women basically have a micropenis with 2 shafts hidden below the surface, it reminds me of a "meatotomy" or a "penile subincision" when I try to envision it. This is very unsettling because if you fucked a woman it would be like be rubbing your cock between 2 other cocks in disguise. It seems inherently gay, I don't think heterosexual intercourse can even exist so it's best to avoid all sex.
I call it the Gamma (Y) enhanced energetic transfer drive, more commonly referred to as the YEET drive or YEET primary impulse thruster.
The isomer stack will be initiated with plain old ultraviolet light, but the intermediate stage outputs will be multiplied by a gamma ray stimulated X-ray emitter embedded in the center of the stack.
Of course, as with all technology, weaponized versions will be made. These will utilize heavy metals as the propellant, and a particle accelerator with a focusing stage. These versions accelerate a collimated annular beam of heavy nuclei to substantial fractions of light speed and fire a sub-TeV electron focus beam through the center.
Although not very effective in atmosphere with its nanoparticle projectile beam, The YEET cannon will be a weapon of terrifying prowess in space, being likened to a relativistic shotgun with a 1000 kilometer range. It can also be used to disrupt complex nanoscale microelectronic or mems systems at ranges well over 25000 km.
this is the very baddest game on this earth ever. do not download this.
RIP former Disney child actor who suddenly gdied in his sleeph hours after the worldfs biggest pedophile sex trafficking ring began to crumble to the ground
some of ya'll are 13 and already have a partner, AND IM HERE WITH MY 15 y/o ASS STILL SINGLE 🤡
pretending to care about womens soccer to own trump. we are at mecha cosmic baudrillard levels of spectacle here. no one in new york city has ever been to a womens soccer game. its never happened
you guys really are stupid
You can pet animals now. Necromancers can pet their zombie animals too, and the living can try too if they are foolish. Hmm, I think a necromancer might also be able to pet their zombie humanoids, due to how it does the detection.
@elonmusk IS A CON MAN. THE SELF DRIVING CAR ALREADY EXISTS. IT IS CALLED, "HORSE"
Rumor is that when NATO designed their early missile warning defense system, Nixon insisted on a 2 minute minimum. Many have said he wanted proud Americans to "bust one last collective nut before meeting that sunova bitch up there"