JP Presents: Just Normal And Cool, Happy And NICE!
US Presents: Just Happy And Peaceful And Going Outside And Get The Pool Out While Listen To Those Songs! Ah! Nice!
JP Pasts: So Random And Crazy, With Confusements And More! Catchy!
US Pasts: So Relaxing, Dreamy And Memorial, Just Sit Back And Relax, And Put Headphones On And Listen Without Any Salty People Ruining Our Songs!
JP Good Futures: So Nice And Relax, Just So Damn Good! So Amazingly Relaxing!
US Good Futures: Nice And Relaxing But You Can Hear Rockstars, Now Go!
JP Bad Futures: So Haunting And Badass! With Dying Animals Doing Noises Before They Go To Hell! So Deadly And Atrocious!
US Bad Futures: So Depressing, Sad, Breathtaking, Heartbreaking, Unbearable, Appalling And Terrible. Really Lonely, So Heartburning, Sad, Poor Animals And People Dying! Really Sad Memorials...