[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 17:31

If anyone knows what vore is can someone make a vore mod for sm64 where you get most of the start off by being swallowed by princess peach who ate a power up that turned her to bowsette and then you meet a bob-om who says "you accidentally got swallowed by princess peach fortunately she is one of the star children so you can get out by activating the stars in peach's body" then the open world is all stomach but the lvls are magical places because she's one of the 7 star children just start the game by having mario jump into peach and then he teleports to magical world inside peach maybe call it peach's inside story. PLZ
Maybe jsut put some of peach's body's stomach walls obstacles along with intestine and you can make acid that burns you like lava in open world it would be cool want full hack done like sm64 shining stars, brutal mario 64, ect. 151 stars in the game please someone make the rom hack for me only reason i ask is because i have no mod skill would do myself but it seems impossible right now. maybe someone help me out trying to make it

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:45

>>500 !!!!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 18:11

Thing I learned today: The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2. One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick. In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 06:38

>>503
That shit is pretty hilarious, my favorite's a Greek one that says "Catch!"

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 14:37

this piece of crap will outlive us all

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 15:24

>>505 that's no way to talk about your new grandson, dad

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 20:16

LOL I ALWAYSS WANTED AN OLD DUDE WITH A PATRIOTS CAP CALL ME A SCUMBAG..... THATS WHEN U KNOW U MADE IT..... WHEN SOME OLD FAT DUDE THROWS 70S COP MOVIE INSULTS UR WAY..... TAKE THAT YA SCUMBAG!!! BIFF!!! CUFF HIM UP MICK!

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 06:01

If you read this you are gay.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 11:52

for some people it seemed like they were having a religious experience but I remember more than a couple people had soiled themselves. There's probably some overlap in that venn diagram, too.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 15:02

What people have missed about Azumanga Daioh is that the anime (released in 2002) crafts the aesthetics of 90's nostalgia. The themes of alienated teachers and a barely functioning education system, breaking its own rules with failed students such as Osaka, or pushing through gifted super children - and here the pedophilic tendencies of the slice of life genre in sexualizing innocence are expressed - like Chiyo. No wonder it became an internet phenomenon on 4chan and spread from there outwards, as social rejects and losers in western society who were drawn to anime as an escape from their conditions which they fail to live up to, found Japanese nostalgia for the video game era appealing. The apparent message of friendship and belonging in society lure viewers in to the feminine social world, but this message falls flat in creating real challenges and obstacles to the characters. They are able to enjoy a relatively peaceful hedonist life, preparing themselves for the work world, but this is only because they exist within a sheltered cupola.

It's worth mentioning that the slice of life genre despite being composed exclusively of women, is designed purposefully for a male audience. In terms of educational merit, it's clear that becoming absorbed in SOL results in social retardation, pedophilia, and buttresses illusions about the formation of relationships and priorities in life. The predatory gaze of embarrassing losers falls on teenage girls or younger, to the point that it raises the suspicion that there is a sadistic element, the goal of destroying something beautiful. In other words, they owe enough fidelity to their society and the peace, security, and private property it's provided them (the internet pedophiles) that they won't lower it to the level of critique, instead the antagonism is transferred and attacked in the image of the pubescent girl, i.e. the loli.

So we can say with a measure of certainty and concreteness that Japanese culture has FAILED the growing young generation, just as Japanese society itself FAILS to make meaning and purpose to life. The absorption into a corporate work culture, supreme alienation, and attempts to revive old traditions all aggregate into a high suicide rate, increased anxiety and depression, social isolation, and the growing popularity of mangas which seem to posit nihilist themes; Berserk, Aku No Hana, etc. Those stupid mangas inserting DIY slice of life elements into every chapter (for almost no reason except to celebrate consumerist hobbyism) are losing their popularity to texts which attack or attempt to tackle the meaninglessness of life in Japan.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 13:43

History will remember how I heroically blocked someone on Twitter

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 18:10

Every time Swellwell is up, the GOP members on the committee should make farting noises into their microphones until Schiff cuts them off. That would totally rock.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 22:26

shart

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 22:48

shneef

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 03:18

smdh that there's so many dating sites but none of them have "search for a hunk matching the given regex" functionality

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 20:28

Gonna be hard to spin a Blowed-Up Earth, if I'm being honest. Hard to come up with a Positive Take.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 23:20

Reminder that "therapy" is a total scam designed to trick anxious white women with too much disposable income into thinking that pointlessly regurgitating the neurotic chatter that runs through their minds daily is some sort of constructive mental growth, and even admirable work.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 03:12

i do that all the time it's fun :)

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 16:04

No way in Hell am I giving my health info to a crazy-eyed foreigner rocking in the corner, stroking his knife and muttering "Don't be evil, don't be evil."

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:21

haven't u ever watched start wreck. at the beginning of every episode rikers has no beard, and by the end it is full grown

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:53

The most obvious solution to the "wine-coloured sea" question is that the ancient Hellenic peoples, just like the Greeks today, were a bunch of fucking drunktards.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 19:23

"Oh Come On Shelly, You'll Always Be Shelly To Me, Alright Shelly, So Come On Shelly" (((Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Culo Off)))!!!

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 22:40

Can you be high and online at the same time?

Imagine my disbelief!! Siri do the shrug emoji.

Four.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 02:32

i hope that when all of humanity is wiped out this is the only fragment of our existence

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 09:01

I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 21:31

That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 04:28

さとりdeポン!

一般「?」
サブカルオタク「とろ美!」
海外「goreshit!」

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 06:02

Well, think about it. Jesus came as a man, so masturbating to him would be homosexual and that is inconsistent with His teachings. If your pastor did indeed recommend this, I would find a new church.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:09

I hate the idea that there's still a general public. The population is so large now that there's more gay furries than there were people alive back in the 1700s. The popular opinion is no longer the default one.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:10

>>529
From 4taba, right? I mean, it's not wrong.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:13

>>530
It's more quote-worthy than "wrong". Also yeah it's from shitaba

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 01:02

start a fake weed instagram, go find popular weed page, message a bunch of idiots who follow that page and tell them you are selling fatnugzzz. accept bitcoin or cashapp. never send dope obviously. easy as fuck

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 16:28

Go fuck the holes you cut in your son's dolls and cry yourself to sleep over the injustices of the world if you aren't strong enough to face them, fag.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 02:48

Excellent... thanks for sharing

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:42

When he reaches 0% sanity, he becomes a fat, autistic, acne ridden, loser, who wears ahegao hoodies, takes an anime body pillows everywhere he goes, and jacks off to gay furry porn in the computer lab after class.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 04:49

>>535
I don't like this hack of Call of Cthulhu.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 05:06

How do you unironically type out the words “Chick Fil A betrayed us” without reflecting on what went wrong in your life and deactivating your account

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 16:02

>>537 Probably the same way you show everyone how not-racist you are by voting for the black guy twice.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 20:53

the year is 1982

A distraught japanese man looks down at his scrabble pieces

X, A, B, U, N, G, L, and E stare back at him

Yoshiyuki Tomino knew what he had to do

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 00:41

My source code is not just ASCII, it's rich text with graphics. Imagine compiling a Word document. When you get out of the ASCII stone ages, you can have word-wrap in your source code comments.

(The word wrap sucks, though, because my command-line has active links. Grep prints links. If the width of my source code is different, line numbers change!)

http://www.sparrowos.com

I just used word wrap in comments. I don't like word wrap in code.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 11:43

Four out of five biologists regard psychologists as jibbering baboons, and you should too. If other scientists had their way, Psychology would not be considered a “science” at all, but would be ranked somewhere above Creationism and below Performance Art. In fact, those who receive undergraduate degrees in Psychology but decide not to pursue graduate programs in that field often fall back on careers in Human Resources.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 17:11

TFW you buy your girl an expensive microphone setup for her streaming PC and she stands up and farts directly into her new mic while talking to you on discord....

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 21:42

they cant produce enough food to feed themselves. because starving is what shit countries like china are best at.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 22:03

Oh great, now you've given me a bad taste in my mouth by reminding me of Game of Thrones in this thread full of wholesome niece murder.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 04:11

How dare you people continuously cast unfounded aspersions on the Queen and her family. What happened to innocent until PROVEN guilty? There hasn’t even been an investigation, let alone charges and even then it would be preposterously asinine to assume guilt without a conviction.

Even if the royal family ever dabbled in something untoward, which there is zero evidence of, it would be vastly outweighed by the massive amount of charitable endeavors they have magnanimously and altruistically sacrificed their German blood, sweat and tears for.

Have you not seen the Crown which clearly demonstrates Ol’ Liz is a sweetheart? Are you not aware of the original heroine white savior, Princess Diana? This amazing family has been through quite enough, without you lot of ignorant bystanders piling on.

Andrew has always been too kindhearted and susceptible to falling in with the wrong crowd. Innocently needing rides and places to stay. Occasionally putting feet in his mouth, helping facilitate illicit arms deals, being taken advantage of entirely unawares by ruffians preying upon his honorable nature. Ribbing elbows with socialites, gal pals, allegedly sweating all over underage prostitutes, in places where they are not technically underage, also they just want money and publicity, also look at the devastating damage done to his image and the horrifying fact that he’s been removed from royal duties such as charitable endeavors such as entertaining arms dealers, so really he’s more of a victim here.

Financial crimes like this don’t even count anyway and these are not that bad compared to Deutsche Bank and the Libor scandal, Bear Stearns + Goldman Sachs etc and the mortgage crisis, HSBC and laundering billions in cartel money, Wells Fargo and the account fraud scandal, the Rothschild’s and whatever it is they did.

Even with Epstein the obvious and only non conspiracy explanation for his obvious suicide, is the colossal guilt he felt for taking advantage of such an honest and loyal friend as Andrew.

Clearly there is zero incontrovertible proof that prince Andrew is a rapist pedophile (I mean that other similar word hebephilia or whatever, about puberty that makes everything totally fine) sex trafficking blackmail facilitating necrophiliac murderer and serial sweater. So any speculation is just slanderous conspiracy theory.

Besides, no one even knows which In and Out socialite philanthropist Ghislaine Maxwell is at, so case closed.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 15:07

a real girl dressing up as an anime girl is like someone with down syndrome dressing up as a rocket scientist

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 22:21

Kintoki is the super wholesome guy who doesn't really get that he's the star of a hentai doujin. Which is just as well because he can at least tell Shuten is guro incarnate.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 22:42

he sent in his cat's dna you spastic cunt

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:40

People talk about how, if the Pilgrim nuclear power plant melts down, we’ll all die before we evacuate the cape. But has anyone considered, what if the reactor goes critical AND there’s a really long line to get a Crunchwrap?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 16:36

Mob 1: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US
Mob 2: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
*eyes meet*
*baseball bats drop*
*giant orgy*

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 00:32

Strzok and McCabe were on the same Page

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 23:04

Who is this host? Why did she make this show? How much drugs and flinstones vitamins did she take while making it? And how much taco bell did she eat?

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 22:08

I like when it gets loud because then I know when to laugh

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 16:32

Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don’t worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 01:02

"Frozen" spin-off movies about the other elements:
"Blown" (a magical girl who controls the wind)
"Dirty" (a magical girl who controls the earth)
"Burnt" (a magical girl who controls fire)

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 19:56

All of that text, when a simple "F you!" would have sufficed.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 19:50

Is there an anus in the middle of the penis at page 6? it looks really confusing.

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