[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 17:31

If anyone knows what vore is can someone make a vore mod for sm64 where you get most of the start off by being swallowed by princess peach who ate a power up that turned her to bowsette and then you meet a bob-om who says "you accidentally got swallowed by princess peach fortunately she is one of the star children so you can get out by activating the stars in peach's body" then the open world is all stomach but the lvls are magical places because she's one of the 7 star children just start the game by having mario jump into peach and then he teleports to magical world inside peach maybe call it peach's inside story. PLZ
Maybe jsut put some of peach's body's stomach walls obstacles along with intestine and you can make acid that burns you like lava in open world it would be cool want full hack done like sm64 shining stars, brutal mario 64, ect. 151 stars in the game please someone make the rom hack for me only reason i ask is because i have no mod skill would do myself but it seems impossible right now. maybe someone help me out trying to make it

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:45

>>500 !!!!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 18:11

Thing I learned today: The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2. One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick. In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 06:38

>>503
That shit is pretty hilarious, my favorite's a Greek one that says "Catch!"

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 14:37

this piece of crap will outlive us all

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 15:24

>>505 that's no way to talk about your new grandson, dad

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 20:16

LOL I ALWAYSS WANTED AN OLD DUDE WITH A PATRIOTS CAP CALL ME A SCUMBAG..... THATS WHEN U KNOW U MADE IT..... WHEN SOME OLD FAT DUDE THROWS 70S COP MOVIE INSULTS UR WAY..... TAKE THAT YA SCUMBAG!!! BIFF!!! CUFF HIM UP MICK!

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 06:01

If you read this you are gay.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 11:52

for some people it seemed like they were having a religious experience but I remember more than a couple people had soiled themselves. There's probably some overlap in that venn diagram, too.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 15:02

What people have missed about Azumanga Daioh is that the anime (released in 2002) crafts the aesthetics of 90's nostalgia. The themes of alienated teachers and a barely functioning education system, breaking its own rules with failed students such as Osaka, or pushing through gifted super children - and here the pedophilic tendencies of the slice of life genre in sexualizing innocence are expressed - like Chiyo. No wonder it became an internet phenomenon on 4chan and spread from there outwards, as social rejects and losers in western society who were drawn to anime as an escape from their conditions which they fail to live up to, found Japanese nostalgia for the video game era appealing. The apparent message of friendship and belonging in society lure viewers in to the feminine social world, but this message falls flat in creating real challenges and obstacles to the characters. They are able to enjoy a relatively peaceful hedonist life, preparing themselves for the work world, but this is only because they exist within a sheltered cupola.

It's worth mentioning that the slice of life genre despite being composed exclusively of women, is designed purposefully for a male audience. In terms of educational merit, it's clear that becoming absorbed in SOL results in social retardation, pedophilia, and buttresses illusions about the formation of relationships and priorities in life. The predatory gaze of embarrassing losers falls on teenage girls or younger, to the point that it raises the suspicion that there is a sadistic element, the goal of destroying something beautiful. In other words, they owe enough fidelity to their society and the peace, security, and private property it's provided them (the internet pedophiles) that they won't lower it to the level of critique, instead the antagonism is transferred and attacked in the image of the pubescent girl, i.e. the loli.

So we can say with a measure of certainty and concreteness that Japanese culture has FAILED the growing young generation, just as Japanese society itself FAILS to make meaning and purpose to life. The absorption into a corporate work culture, supreme alienation, and attempts to revive old traditions all aggregate into a high suicide rate, increased anxiety and depression, social isolation, and the growing popularity of mangas which seem to posit nihilist themes; Berserk, Aku No Hana, etc. Those stupid mangas inserting DIY slice of life elements into every chapter (for almost no reason except to celebrate consumerist hobbyism) are losing their popularity to texts which attack or attempt to tackle the meaninglessness of life in Japan.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 13:43

History will remember how I heroically blocked someone on Twitter

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 18:10

Every time Swellwell is up, the GOP members on the committee should make farting noises into their microphones until Schiff cuts them off. That would totally rock.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 22:26

shart

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 22:48

shneef

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 03:18

smdh that there's so many dating sites but none of them have "search for a hunk matching the given regex" functionality

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 20:28

Gonna be hard to spin a Blowed-Up Earth, if I'm being honest. Hard to come up with a Positive Take.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 23:20

Reminder that "therapy" is a total scam designed to trick anxious white women with too much disposable income into thinking that pointlessly regurgitating the neurotic chatter that runs through their minds daily is some sort of constructive mental growth, and even admirable work.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 03:12

i do that all the time it's fun :)

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 16:04

No way in Hell am I giving my health info to a crazy-eyed foreigner rocking in the corner, stroking his knife and muttering "Don't be evil, don't be evil."

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:21

haven't u ever watched start wreck. at the beginning of every episode rikers has no beard, and by the end it is full grown

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:53

The most obvious solution to the "wine-coloured sea" question is that the ancient Hellenic peoples, just like the Greeks today, were a bunch of fucking drunktards.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 19:23

"Oh Come On Shelly, You'll Always Be Shelly To Me, Alright Shelly, So Come On Shelly" (((Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Culo Off)))!!!

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 22:40

Can you be high and online at the same time?

Imagine my disbelief!! Siri do the shrug emoji.

Four.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 02:32

i hope that when all of humanity is wiped out this is the only fragment of our existence

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 09:01

I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 21:31

That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 04:28

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528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 06:02

Well, think about it. Jesus came as a man, so masturbating to him would be homosexual and that is inconsistent with His teachings. If your pastor did indeed recommend this, I would find a new church.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:09

I hate the idea that there's still a general public. The population is so large now that there's more gay furries than there were people alive back in the 1700s. The popular opinion is no longer the default one.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:10

>>529
From 4taba, right? I mean, it's not wrong.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:13

>>530
It's more quote-worthy than "wrong". Also yeah it's from shitaba

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 01:02

start a fake weed instagram, go find popular weed page, message a bunch of idiots who follow that page and tell them you are selling fatnugzzz. accept bitcoin or cashapp. never send dope obviously. easy as fuck

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 16:28

Go fuck the holes you cut in your son's dolls and cry yourself to sleep over the injustices of the world if you aren't strong enough to face them, fag.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 02:48

Excellent... thanks for sharing

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 19:42

When he reaches 0% sanity, he becomes a fat, autistic, acne ridden, loser, who wears ahegao hoodies, takes an anime body pillows everywhere he goes, and jacks off to gay furry porn in the computer lab after class.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 04:49

>>535
I don't like this hack of Call of Cthulhu.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 05:06

How do you unironically type out the words gChick Fil A betrayed ush without reflecting on what went wrong in your life and deactivating your account

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 16:02

>>537 Probably the same way you show everyone how not-racist you are by voting for the black guy twice.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 20:53

the year is 1982

A distraught japanese man looks down at his scrabble pieces

X, A, B, U, N, G, L, and E stare back at him

Yoshiyuki Tomino knew what he had to do

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 00:41

My source code is not just ASCII, it's rich text with graphics. Imagine compiling a Word document. When you get out of the ASCII stone ages, you can have word-wrap in your source code comments.

(The word wrap sucks, though, because my command-line has active links. Grep prints links. If the width of my source code is different, line numbers change!)

http://www.sparrowos.com

I just used word wrap in comments. I don't like word wrap in code.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 11:43

Four out of five biologists regard psychologists as jibbering baboons, and you should too. If other scientists had their way, Psychology would not be considered a gscienceh at all, but would be ranked somewhere above Creationism and below Performance Art. In fact, those who receive undergraduate degrees in Psychology but decide not to pursue graduate programs in that field often fall back on careers in Human Resources.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 17:11

TFW you buy your girl an expensive microphone setup for her streaming PC and she stands up and farts directly into her new mic while talking to you on discord....

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 21:42

they cant produce enough food to feed themselves. because starving is what shit countries like china are best at.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 22:03

Oh great, now you've given me a bad taste in my mouth by reminding me of Game of Thrones in this thread full of wholesome niece murder.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 04:11

How dare you people continuously cast unfounded aspersions on the Queen and her family. What happened to innocent until PROVEN guilty? There hasnft even been an investigation, let alone charges and even then it would be preposterously asinine to assume guilt without a conviction.

Even if the royal family ever dabbled in something untoward, which there is zero evidence of, it would be vastly outweighed by the massive amount of charitable endeavors they have magnanimously and altruistically sacrificed their German blood, sweat and tears for.

Have you not seen the Crown which clearly demonstrates Olf Liz is a sweetheart? Are you not aware of the original heroine white savior, Princess Diana? This amazing family has been through quite enough, without you lot of ignorant bystanders piling on.

Andrew has always been too kindhearted and susceptible to falling in with the wrong crowd. Innocently needing rides and places to stay. Occasionally putting feet in his mouth, helping facilitate illicit arms deals, being taken advantage of entirely unawares by ruffians preying upon his honorable nature. Ribbing elbows with socialites, gal pals, allegedly sweating all over underage prostitutes, in places where they are not technically underage, also they just want money and publicity, also look at the devastating damage done to his image and the horrifying fact that hefs been removed from royal duties such as charitable endeavors such as entertaining arms dealers, so really hefs more of a victim here.

Financial crimes like this donft even count anyway and these are not that bad compared to Deutsche Bank and the Libor scandal, Bear Stearns + Goldman Sachs etc and the mortgage crisis, HSBC and laundering billions in cartel money, Wells Fargo and the account fraud scandal, the Rothschildfs and whatever it is they did.

Even with Epstein the obvious and only non conspiracy explanation for his obvious suicide, is the colossal guilt he felt for taking advantage of such an honest and loyal friend as Andrew.

Clearly there is zero incontrovertible proof that prince Andrew is a rapist pedophile (I mean that other similar word hebephilia or whatever, about puberty that makes everything totally fine) sex trafficking blackmail facilitating necrophiliac murderer and serial sweater. So any speculation is just slanderous conspiracy theory.

Besides, no one even knows which In and Out socialite philanthropist Ghislaine Maxwell is at, so case closed.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 15:07

a real girl dressing up as an anime girl is like someone with down syndrome dressing up as a rocket scientist

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 22:21

Kintoki is the super wholesome guy who doesn't really get that he's the star of a hentai doujin. Which is just as well because he can at least tell Shuten is guro incarnate.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 22:42

he sent in his cat's dna you spastic cunt

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:40

People talk about how, if the Pilgrim nuclear power plant melts down, wefll all die before we evacuate the cape. But has anyone considered, what if the reactor goes critical AND therefs a really long line to get a Crunchwrap?

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 16:36

Mob 1: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US
Mob 2: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
*eyes meet*
*baseball bats drop*
*giant orgy*

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 00:32

Strzok and McCabe were on the same Page

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 23:04

Who is this host? Why did she make this show? How much drugs and flinstones vitamins did she take while making it? And how much taco bell did she eat?

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 22:08

I like when it gets loud because then I know when to laugh

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 16:32

Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Donft worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 01:02

"Frozen" spin-off movies about the other elements:
"Blown" (a magical girl who controls the wind)
"Dirty" (a magical girl who controls the earth)
"Burnt" (a magical girl who controls fire)

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 19:56

All of that text, when a simple "F you!" would have sufficed.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 19:50

Is there an anus in the middle of the penis at page 6? it looks really confusing.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 20:04

Ahh what a wholesome interaction between an amalgamation of aborted fetuses of prostitutes in London and a murderous sweet tentacle keyhole loli.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 22:25

The US government employed Stanley Kubric to fake the moon landing. NASA hired Kubric to produce and film the entire moon project, but due to his attention to detail and realism, he demanded everything be shot on location.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 21:40

4/4 is dead. Wait until you hear the golden sounds that I'm working on. It's a catchy 2 measures of 3/4 time followed by 3 measures of 2/4 time. Based on flamenco "bulerias" but brought into the future. Sounds like a wall of orgasms. Get ready!

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 07:20

Figured it out. You have to submerge the inside inside him (despite choosing all the straight options, go figure.) by holding down the mouse in his torso then move it around to find exclamation points. Stop movement, release mouse, then start the click, hold, release pattern like other pokemon. There's a few spots that have different actions.

However, buizel just left because of teh fact I fingered grimer.

This game is getting real fucking weird for a porn game.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 00:56

i was in an onernight train (the kimds tu spend the might in a cramped car with 3 strangers. ) whell no one wants to stay the entire ride in the cremaped car so we all heasded to th e food/drink car,

We strted drinking, we were going from bearcelomna to paris. And i decided to get really really drunk. So i also decided to fuck with the spanish crew. Asking them what was the most foul think you could say in thier language.

Bad idea. One waiter told me it was "me caigo en di*os" i thought it was hilarious, and if translate s roughly to "i shit on g*d" $o there i am like a kid who first learned a curse word amd was given permission to use it. Well the staff were pissed amd kept asking ,me oberand over again who told you this?!

Although i couldn't find the guy. They were all so angry that after the car cleared out except fot for me they started askimg if i wamted a special treat, a big mac. My drunk dumb ass said ssyess.

So o ate what i cam omly assume had human excrement inside it. Not ten minutes before i lie in bed i start vomiting profusely!

Get up and gebtge waitress for water to no avail. It was a long trip back to paris and i never did tell my hist family what had happen. So kids, never never be loud American s in Europe amd never try to be a cheeky fucker unless in uk or ireland. Disgusting o

Sorry about thr poor scriprt this tanlet is a pos.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 09:29

A collection of scaly horned failed-experimental maggots accompanied the usual zombies, which was cheerful, and a pale ghoul lieutenant managed to repeatedly cast a pain spell on my horse before killing several of my test dwarves with a crossbow. This is good.

564 Name: vc: unethe : 1993-09-9599 12:36

I WILL NOT EAT BUGS I WILL NOT DRINK COCKROACH SLURPIES I WILL NOT EAT GRASS HOPPER NACHOS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 17:48

Danmaku is an occult genre. Mastering danmaku is taoist praxis, mastering flows, becoming like water - just go where there arent any bullets LMAO.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 23:34

If a crow shits on their shirt, they term it crow jihad and believe muslims sent it to eradicate hindus from india. I am not even joking.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 18:56

When is Jeanette McCurdy gonna get fat and start doing fart porn?

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 18:13

My daughter cried because her poop wasnft winking and smiling at her.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 18:52

Hmm, woman and horse do not currently allow a 3d printer, but if you are interested, I have one or the other which you could enjoy.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 19:09

Holy shit. hoooly shit. This guy pisses me off so much. 0/10 worst way to watch. Who the fuck is going to watch the TV series, THEN rebuilds and THEN EoE? That's fucking illogical, and the excuse for doing being EVA is 'abstract' is fucking stupid. Yeah it's going to be fucking illogical if you don't go in order. best way for watching would be the TV series, as he laid out, but then EoE after episode 26. You retain the story of the TV series that advance in EoE. Not distract yourself with...Rebuilds between TV and EoE.

As for the manga which he so graciously blew off, read that after you've watched the series and EoE about 2 times over. the manga goes further in to some characters and gives more back story for those we were told less about in the TV series, such as Kaji.

And as for rebuilds...if you want to, go ahead. I for one would say do watch it, but have the mindset of it being a "sit there and dont think too hard about it" Type deal. because rebuilds is..fuck it I'm saying it.. It's an idiotic cash cow, copious of fanservice, bad characterization and just overall flashy and 2D. a "Michael Bay Wet Dream" Per say. tons of cool shit, but about .0001% as..well...'deep' as the TV series and EoE.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 00:16

I don't think a gay interpretation of Mohammed would have the same breadth of appeal or interest as a gay interpretation of Jesus, but would garner just as much outcry. From a business perspective, doesn't make sense to do it.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 03:40

So why is it that every Ivy League grad has their Hogwarts house in their bio and every unemployed high school dropout bro has an opinion on Yukio Mishima

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 14:16

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574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 17:59

you're telling me that the woman who wrote a series where ugly short people with huge noses run all the banks is a shitty person? I'm in disbelief right now

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 00:46

Die Hard isnft a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. Itfs a Harry Potter movie.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 13:56

Been on the internet for 16 years. Probably spent more than 60,000 hours here. Posting on imageboards so all my posts are long ago gone. Never kept accounts long enough on sites to build up any history. Never made any online friends. I don't really have any strong memories, I don't really remember any specific things I learned. One day I close the browser for one last time. I stand up from my chair. I turn off the computer, I unplug it, and I put it in the trash. There's not a trace I even existed and not a mark left online of my activity. I look at my empty desk and walk away, it might as well have been a dream.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 16:09

The fact that I could string together the words ganime nazish and gastrology tankiesh and you know what it means is pretty instructive of how much of a shithole madhouse this website is

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 18:22

You were about to say him but corrected yourself, since furries aren't people

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 01:36

Bold decision to have your finale film be an entirely unconnected series of parody shorts but I'm down with it

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 14:10

So who stops the guys with knives when nobody has a gun? The police? How many people could die before a cop gets there? Your queen probably loves watching people have knife death battles, since shes a satanist. Lol

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 15:23

shmorky had a similar idea in his art when he was prolly more healthy, "world where i can vent whatever i want" is a good way to stop urself from sliding into fuck hell
when u realise people will kill u for ur fuck hell vent and u have to go "I think we should be nice to one another :-( oh no! i'm bad" all the time as ur only content thats when u r in fucked zone
im of the firm belief that people are all insane deep down AND have also done insane things deep down so if they get paralysed by norms that is when they r in the most cursed region
since they have to lie to stay alive lol
weird
ths isnt me saying "u can do insane things" by the way if u do that i will say haha >:-) i disapprove. in a dramatic gesture. but its obvious to me that "getting into fucked up crap" is the norm for human beings and that it is "very possible to just decide never to think about it again" but it is the kind of stupid shit that creates festering crap like Pixar. the Animation Industry. Networking with professionals
where some obviously fucked up idiot is at the top, but everyone else is a SUBLIMATED fucked up idiot where the goal is to never talk about fucked up idiot shit
tobt dox undertale norms now is if u do a bad thing u just dont tell anyone and then delete all ur posts liek a retard and then tell people "I think you should get healthy and exercise healthy relationships witha therapist" if they talk about the problems in the most nornal and direct way which is "saying them to someone"
tahts what i think

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 18:44

the guitar dude from avgn has had it rough since i raped him i guess

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9608 22:26

Even though Tim Curry was born in the UK I think him dressed as Pennywise 24/7 is the only logical progression for the next President.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 16:34

Yeah, that gray cat has the strongest theater kid energy that I've ever seen in my life

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 19:47

Olympic weightlifting? Pshh no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" I do is when I tidy up my room and then beat off.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 04:15

Not a surgeon, but a former Anesthesia Technician while in the Army. I had a few interesting cases come through. Top 5, not in order.

  1. Lightbulb, not like a lamp lightbulb, but one of those LED lightsaber bulbs that you see air traffic controller people using.

2, 24 inch double ended ribbed black dildo. That was a guy who had it stuck there.

3. Soda can

4. Ken doll. This was actually removed from a womans vagina.

5. Half a baguette.. not a fucking clue how that happened honestly. I've thought about it a lot and just never could figure it out.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 01:10

If you mention Strasserism, half the guys in your mentions will be Rose emojis saying Strasserism doesn't exist, and the other half will be "NazbolAssadPolPotGang" saying "we're gonna send you to the people's death camps, also do you listen to David Bowie"

588 Name: vc: cell : 1993-09-9613 05:22

This may be the worst thread ever. I hope all of you get run over by a loud piped bus hauling injured cycle riders while riding down the shoulder doing a wheelie.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 20:21

If you can afford a prostitute or have more upper body strength than a woman, you can't be an incel.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 21:28

Clams cost more than sausages.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:33

Thanks Steve. Your informed analysis of the situation has opened my eyes. I have also lol'd and now I have woken up. Do I have to apply for my bigot starter kit or will someone contact me about delivery? Killing my humanity to own the libs.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 19:18

Metroid is such a cool robot that he keeps his girlfriend safe by using himself as armor for her.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 23:34

i remind u that i have literally never watched eva and my opinions are 100% based on memes and BL doujins

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 08:31

Lots of pornstars that do gaping stuff consistently end up in diapers by the time they're in their 30s, and they either just live with a non functional sphincter or they get it corrected with surgery down the line.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 10:57

>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST IMPREGNATE LOLI AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT LOLI

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 02:29

you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 07:24

i thought the op said bald kirby games, which makes no sense because kirby is bald in every game

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 08:45

It does appear that the limb regrow effect responds to tissue-layer settings, so if you want to mod in just the skin growing back, instead of the entire limb with all of its tissues, you can go ahead and have an unusable sort of fleshy sleeve grow out, and then force your players to go find the muscle and bone effects separately.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 20:17

We live in a society where homosexuals lecture us on morals, transvestites lecture us on human biology, baby killers lecture us on human rights and socialist lecture us on economics.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 01:10

>>599
And fictional serial killers lecture us on sociology.

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