Doo da doo doo, doo da doo doo, da da doo doo, doot da doo do -

I am sitting
On the crapper
At the diner
On the corner

And the person
In the next stall's
Playing games
And smoking ciggys

And he doesn't
Flush the toilet
And he doesn't
Wash his hands

And he's cooking
Up my pancakes
Like some savage
With a pan