[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (658)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:19

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
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#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
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#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
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#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

This Week in Hiddlesland

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-9515 22:30

The moment I realised I'd fallen for you was when I found the first bug in your code.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:43

weeaboo shit = roman empire
normalfags = visigoths
DQN = denpa praetorian guard defending empress nanahira from the normalfag onslaught to their final breath

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:58

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lives
And ways to say I died

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 22:05

All out of freelance gigs and money, might as well work on my game.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 23:10

I am without place.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:03

I got a long and shitty assignment completed fuck yes

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:08

[Just Dance] Hare Hare Yukai

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 11:00

[advice] I found out the lady I flirted with is the shogun's daughter and I am not samurai caste [i want to live] [HELP]

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 19:51

I dreamt of kissing a cute girl on her cheeks.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 21:17

There are many dubs but these dubs are my dubs and I invite you to check them

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 21:57

>>10 i dream of that too

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 03:58

cheeks subs

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9518 05:09

GET!

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 09:47

Oh.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 11:05

>>14
I've always had a special fondness for every 14GET I've seen. I like to take the nicest ones, print them out, and frame them. Thank you for this.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 15:01

Watching regionally targeted ads while traveling is fun cuz you can see what each region is gullible to.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 18:32

The last thread had such a bad 999get :(((((

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 19:04

>>18
It's not his fault he didn't know...

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 21:43

Are you better yet?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 22:34

>>999-from-last-thread-san, I hope you die.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 01:08

What the fuck is even a control unit

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 01:42

do you likey licky licky?

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 04:29

still not a fan of how job apps in my field are basically tuned so that i'd have to lie to apply for them

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 04:39

Bro I am just straight up not a fan of US foreign policy rn

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 10:37

someone stop me from dropping $300 on heavy things to throw on the floor

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 13:46

dokimastic would also be a pretty good name for a hentai artist

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 18:47

My iPhone's OS takes up more than half of its 16GB of storage, so I have like no space to work with..

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 01:08

I've been seriously considering quitting my non-sense office job and learning a trade like cooking or some shit. I fail to see what's the point of continuing doing what I'm doing. Which is kinda fucked when I think that four years ago I couldn't imagine myself doing something else

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:19

>>29
cooking as an occupation is no picnic... but nah don't feel bad about feeling the need to get away from what seems more rational, even if it's just a fancy, there's a need you have and ya gotta feed it

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 04:03

When you find the cookie jar, it's hard not to go back for more

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 06:19

noise rap dqncore artist "mc dubs checkem"

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 06:19

dubs check em

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:00

Checking dubs or asking another to isn't very DQN

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:27

I check and double-check my dubs

because I care

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:33

>>34
u mena VIP, it's DQN because it's not hard to get dubs here (which is part of the joke)

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:42

>>36 Seems like a /b/tard thing

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:45

>>37 well it is and it's also dqn

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 21:59

>>37
It's more of an [s4s] thing, also nice digits, >>33

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 03:47

>>33 how do I checkem on the 4-ch discussion boards

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 04:06

check em

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 10:18

I'm really hating how every few years it gets to the point where I can't run a browser without it eating all my RAM.

Like, a video and a text editor. At the same time, without hiccups. Please.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 15:18

>>42 nah fuck you buy my new graphics card

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 17:03

My 12-year-old iMac on Mavericks is still doing great!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 17:40

>>44
consider yourself checked

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 18:02

>>44 this post suffers from suckment

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 21:43

u mena haskal

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 06:46

I've been picking the skin around my thumbs compulsively for nearly 15+ years and I think it's finally at the point where it's infected. Looks nasty. At the point where people notice it and ask what's wrong with my thumbs. I don't know how to tell them that I compulsively scratch and pick at my thumbs.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 10:23

did another 4ch*n clone bite the dust to cause this influx of shitty posts

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 13:59

I am terrified of the future.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 15:01

How do I get back into pokemon, I want to seduce my friend's retarded 12 yr old brother

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 17:59

>>49
No, I just like using imageboard lingo because it makes you mad

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 18:19

Disregard that I suck cocks

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 20:31

>>53
Sure thing, cocksucker.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 21:31

>>49
I was feeling nostalgic, sorry

vc: deese [nuts]

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 22:03

>>55
I too miss 2014

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 23:41

i made pasta sauce out of leftover carnitas is this globalism

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 23:59

>>57 whoa massive cultural appropriation not cool man

unless you're not white, in which case go wild with it.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 04:21

Can't wait to check >>66-kun's dubs

60 Name: vc: nobement : 1993-09-9524 16:03

ancient internet friends i can still remember: apparently disappear 10+ years ago

me: HERE IS A LINK TO CONTACT ME WITH UNDER THE SAME HANDLE I'VE ALWAYS USED. IF I WERE TRYING TO BE ANONYMOUS, IT'D BE PRACTICALLY A FULL DOX crickets

the truth hurts. lol!

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 18:22

ok

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 18:49

LOLOLOL

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 19:36

pours one out for my lost internet homies

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 19:42

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 08:25

>>64
What were these galleries?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 10:22

>>65 oh of course they're gone

One was the original upload of the "bröther may I have some lööps" cat

the other was an announcement from the 9523rd saying the cat had passed away. She was 9.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 11:23

>>66
Alright never mind, I got got, she's fine

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 16:43

well hey there deathly allergic to gluten, i'm dad

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 18:37

Yoshinoya on the moon

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 19:20

>>69
How did it get there?

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 19:43

>>70
Same way Subway and Applebee's did, apparently

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 21:50

Life is ass.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 02:58

Also, ass is life.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 07:05

>>73 Tits are life, ass is hometown.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 08:36

I like eating food that has sad facial expressions on it

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 11:12

Best reason to stay neet is you don't have to smell other people's SHIT every time you want to get your weenie out.
Every SHIT is a new nasal sensation. I will smell every kind of SHIT there is

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 11:42

You can't run away forever.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:10

Bitch I can't even run

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:13

shit I really should have sent her a message lmao

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:56

i made a food today

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 19:19

The internet is structurally designed to make it easier than ever to be a self destructing shut in

It's never been easier to never leave your house! It's never been easier to abandon family and friends. It's never been easier to disappear off the face of the Earth. It's never been easier to get designer drugs shipped to your house.

What's the suicide rate for extremely online native internet adopters post '93?

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 23:49

Go to bed you little shit.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 02:22

I know you don' like what it like, but that how it be

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 03:25

All these people who insist in shoving some gay into otherwise sexless stories are reminding me of the people who, when a new game was announced back in the early PC days, asked for an Amiga version.

so fucking whiny...

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 05:43

Imagine thinking treihat
Imagine thinking

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 11:51

Is Melon Felon a racist slur?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 18:33

they think I get laid on the reg at my workplace (´・ω・`)

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 20:06

I want a hug ;_;

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 20:20

I always thought "ngl" meant "neon genesis later", as in "what I'm about to say might cause some contention, and you can disagree with me, but we can still watch neon genesis later and be cool about it and just get on with our lives"

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 21:19

Open fart night.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 21:40

I used to be quite the subversive teen myself. But then I got tired of it. Isn't being a rebel boring? You're never satisfied.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 22:59

My hair sucks.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 09:12

Fuck technology

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 09:25

I am always surprised when I come back to this site and it's still up and running

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 11:47

not a tranny but if there was some kind of magic button that would turn me into a stay-at-home anime mom who says "ara ara" and has several school aged children and a salaryman husband i'd smash it with the force of a thousand suns

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 13:27

>>95
That's not a very cis fantasy

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 15:28

>>95 I think you mean "ora ora"

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 15:33

Wild Words isn't really a good font, but everything else looks wronger

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 18:29

amerijuana

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 18:57

Reading some tool on the bird site trying to mock a Bavarian themed tourist rap / shopping town because that's the sorta tool he is and some other tool told me ta read it before I remembered who he was.

Japan has these, too. None of this is news to me.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 19:17

>>100
I saw that earlier too, I think, he was just hamming it up for internet thumbs

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 20:51

>>97
muda muda

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 21:48

>>97 Not that kind of mom...

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 00:05

I found a pair of little girls socks at the arcade today and I've been fapping with them ever since I got back to my place. I just love the cloth and the mix of perfume and cheese smell

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 09:55

I like Outback Steakhouse.
I like steak.
But I do not like Outback Steakhouse's steak.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 22:45

I like my steak like I like my women... bloody!

Haha jk I don't like steak but oh how I love bloody girls and girly blood

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 00:01

>>104
a pair of what now

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 07:57

>>107 He missed an apostrophe but it's a pair of socks belonging to a little girl.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:08

>>104
Kill yourself

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:50

How "foreign" for lack of a better term do english people sound to americans? I always assumed the answer was not particularly because americans don't sound very "foreign" to me, but maybe that's just because I hear them a lot

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:57

>>110
We hear you guys less than you hear us I imagine.

The biggest difference I can tell is you pronounce 80 as ay-tee and we pronounce it AD.

I once heard a British person say fourteen, and I couldn't tell if they said fourteen or forty, because the first syllable is pronounced exactly the same in that accent, with the only difference being the N at the end. In America, fourteen is pronounced with a strong t, and forty is pronounced with a strong d.

The t/d is a fairly consistent difference between the accents, not getting into any of the more complex and subtle differences.

That said, some of our own accents are probably exotic to others. The accent the world is most familiar with is our midwest accent because it is fairly bland and neutral. But some southern accents like the new orleans accent or even some northern accents like the Minnesota accent probably sound completely novel to outsiders.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 18:14

>that accent

There are a lot of accents across the British Isles, rather than a "British accent"

English people sound very foreign to me, and I'm Welsh...

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 18:21

>>112
Just like most people think of the Midwest accent as 'the American accent' I was simplifying based on the London accent and whatever those people on the BBC speak

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 02:17

>>110 Middlin' foreign, where extremely foreign while still speaking English would be South African, and barely foreign would be rural Canadian. Your various regional accents have interesting musical qualities too.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 05:53

The accent I heard when I was in London for a month was distinct for it's lack of 't' (the term "water bottle" amused them). The "British accent" that melts the panties off over here is usually either RP/"posh"/"cut-glass"/"BBC", or in some cases a really cleaned up Yorkshire. As far as English-from-England goes, Americans don't get media exposure to much besides those three (there's West Country, but it's presented as pirates or hobbits so most wouldn't be able to place it correctly).

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:41

My favourite English accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od4pgqWdiCA I think it's called Estuary English

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:57

>>109 Don't be mean. No bullying

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 10:25

>>111
The enunciation is completely different, all across the UK. FOURty vs fourTEEN.
The real biggest difference: the American R is one of the weirdest sounds in the world. It's a complete giveaway as they often can't hide it, and it's obvious when an ESL person has learnt English from an American.

Nice trips btw

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 11:47

Wereplane. When you see a chemtrail you turn into a cessna. Also wearplane, the aviation equivalent of a fursuit

I'm giving these ideas out for free, you're fucking welcome

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:13

I'm having a Dragonball kick right now. Does this mean I'm turning black

121 Name: vc: pebut : 1993-09-9531 14:20

>>118 I found that maddening in grade school Spanish and Japanese classes. Yeah, fine, trying to contort your tongue posture for new sounds can be difficult, but some fuckers didn't even feel the need to try for four years.

Actually drives me a little nuts; most references seem to conceive of "General American" (not a real thing, just imagine all media personalities jumped in a blender) "er" as schwa-r, but what I've heard my entire life is much more like r being treated as a vowel.

Also, a lot of people aren't aware that some of us are going around using "bunched" postalveolar approximant r and some of us are using retroflex r (well, it's really a continuum...) because the difference is basically inaudible. Which shouldn't be a problem except there are many people who are supposed to know better who don't.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:31

>>121
I didn't know that! I've been contorting my lips in a stupid-looking asymmetric snarl to make the sound.

captcha: blurort

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 16:20

gibbelsig

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 17:43

Just killed Ornstein and Smough after trying for 3 days, I beat the entire mega-Smough with no estus and an invisible amount of hp, now I'm losing to a fucking metal pig.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 21:08

dfgdfg

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 23:55

>>118
Hey asshole, the American R comes from your country. Like many things British criticize Americans for, this is one of those things we inherited from you and then one day you all collectively decided you were too good for it. Just like how we got the word soccer from you.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 00:02

>>126
Also our customary measurement system, our dating system, and our love for empire...

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 00:54

Chiggers

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 06:53

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 09:54

>>126
That's right. The entire rest of the English-speaking world held a committee meeting one day in the 19th century and collectively decided to stop R-ing. Webster got mad that America wasn't invited and dedicated the rest of his life to trashing his country's dialect in protest.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 11:53

> the gaijin think they have dialects

お可愛いこと

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 13:09

Not quite my accent something I have faced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tffp64Lu10

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 13:43

Wait a minute. Is Japan the only place with dialects?

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 14:30

>>133, of course not. More like supposed gulfs in English dialects ('t least 'fore some'ne gets two beers in) would look humorously minor to many other languages' speakers.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 15:00

>>134
Orthogonal to the point I was making... even so, I guess you've never met a northerner

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:14

Only people in America that speak a dialect are former slave owners and black people

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:20

>>135 Raided with one for a year, actually (though, to be fair, his enunciation was not). Reminds me, maybe the least understandable guy I've gamed with was 10 years ago, a poor bastard in a different guild whose native language was Gaelic. He wasn't properly educated in English for some reason; meant he basically had nobody to talk to online and everything he said made you think you had a stroke.

Here in the Old Dominion we've got a couple of (rare) accents that exhibit some similar vowels to some northern "tongues" despite them being completely unrelated. And the preeminence of regional slang tends to be played up a bit, unless you work in an old industry. What I'd consider a dialect by other language's standards is Scots.

Though, I don't consider myself good at hearing through accents, mind you; I consider myself poor at hearing spoken communication in general so it equalizes somewhat.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:23

Tried to type 獣 and IME's first suggestion is けものフレンズ

Please don't do this to me ;_;

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:32

>>136 and city folk and suburbanites and rural peeps and nor'easters and midwesterners and westerners and Californians and Jerseyites and New Yawkas and ChiCAAgoans and Pepp'ridge Fahm remembahs.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:43

i wish the language board got more traffic

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 18:17

I don't use any board except this one, they all seem far too dead

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 23:18

I am not okay.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 08:06

>>137

>What I'd consider a dialect by other language's standards is Scots.

Scots is a language, one of three spoken in Scotland - there are many Scottish dialects, collectively known as the Scots language

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 08:07

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 10:59

🗿

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 11:16

Can some of you go to https://www.youtube.com and tell me if you can see view counts under the video titles? I think I've messed something up....

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 11:17

>>143

> Scots is a language, one of three spoken in Scotland - there are many Scottish dialects, collectively known as the Scots language

"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy."

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 14:17

>>124 keep fighting the good fight
captcha: chaos witch queang

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 14:30

If figuratively was an easier word to say than literally, would teenage girls be doing everything figuratively?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 15:39

>>145 yo angelo

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 17:08

>>149
they literally would

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 17:28

I am so weak.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:41

dead flag blues sure is more fitting nowadays than it was on 1999.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 22:49

>>143
Scots is a forced meme. AAVE has more grammatical departures from Standard English than Scots does and nobody considers that a separate language.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 23:11

>>154 Not sure what AAVE is but Scots isn't just "grammatical departures from Standard English", maybe you're thinking of Scottish English.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 01:18

🅱️🅱️V🅱️

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 01:31

>>155
I know what it is, I know what your arguments are for calling it a separate language. The main argument is that it's a dialect of Middle English that historically evolved separately from Standard English. Despite this claim of linguistic isolation, Scots shares most of the convergences that happened between Middle and Modern English, and it's also arguable that Scots was never fully isolated from Standard English to begin with. After all, you guys share an island.

You're just a dialect of English that says "wee bairns" and pronounces the gh in daughter, as far as I'm concerned. I once listened to a professor give a 30 minute lecture in Scots and I thought it was a total joke that he was acting like he was speaking a different language.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 08:07

>>157 I would say the main argument is that it's how people talk in Scotland and none of that historical posturing (nice wikipedia skills). I don't know, you say you what it is and what the arguments are, but you seem to be making quite shallow observations about it. Do you think similarly about Norwegian compared to Danish, or other similar languages born from shared roots?

(I'm Welsh btw but my wife is Scottish)

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 08:16

Someone cluelessly trying to educate a Scottish person about their own language, who turned out to be Welsh, is the funniest thing I've seen so far today

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 10:15

>>149
Maybe this is bait for a language game, I never understood the issue people have with this.
Ok, plenty of people tend to overuse the term "literally" when the factual meaning of their full sentence is actually "figuratively" - however, people rarely seem to consider the (obvious) fact that "literally" is used as hyperbole for additional emphasis. It's usually clear from the context that the writer still intends the non-literal meaning to be understood. In fact, it's probably extremely unlikely that someone uses the term "literally" incorrectly, but rather it's much more likely that they deliberately use it subversively to exaggerate their statement.

The use of the term "figuratively" in the sense of:
"They're figuratively on fire."
Only serves to belittle the main premise of the statement. It's like saying "They're on fire, but not really haha it's just an expression", drawing attention away from the metaphor/simile/idk, the opposite of exaggeration. Why would teenage girls want to apply such a tone to their words? surely, they would be better off just saying "They're on fire" (which is easier to say than "They're literally on fire", anyway).

It's not like sentences have to make absolute factual sense, we can mix and mash metaphors and warp meanings without breaking understanding, it's part of the joy of speech. It's why we can stay stuff like "This sentence is false" or "I have no words". Meaning is greater than simple definitions.

Even if you disagree with that, keep in mind that there is no correct definition of a word. Language is constantly evolving, with plenty of definitions inverting over time as popular "mis-usage" becomes standard usage. And 'literally' has been used as a dramatic intensifier for centuries; see any of the number of examples available online that I'm too lazy to add here.

Anyway, what that means for you, >>149, is that you might be autistic.

161 Name: vc: cowghing : 1993-09-9534 11:56

Well, you see, >>160,

>It's not like sentences have to make absolute factual sense
>there is no correct definition of a word

Are things not everyone, or even many people, agree with. Really, most people are seeking shared values, but will move heaven and earth to avoid changing their own. Same goes with the use of language. Has it ever struck you that phrases like:

> I never understood the issue people have with this.

can come across as disingenuous? It seems to me you totally do understand. But the case you have made is less about not understanding ad more about not caring. It's your prerogative to not care, mind you. To mix and "mash" as you say, can be quite alright. To not care about shit that doesn't matter to you is an economic necessity; we only get so much time in this life. But deviating from established expressions makes a lot of people [sic].

There has long been a bit of a culture war going on between the importance objective and subjective values have, and language has long been one of the ways people posture themselves on this battlefield. Although I state it as a dichotomy, it is not. There are a great many people who prize objective truth who do not speak sincerely, and there are a great many sincere speakers who can't admit that what comes up must come down simply because they saw an exception. Boggles me greatly, being someone who values both objectivity and sincerity, but it seems to be the case.

162 Name: thus spoke >>160 : 1993-09-9534 15:36

>>161
Rather than understanding or caring, my only claim is that I do not understand why people care, though perhaps I should've chosen my words better given the discussion topic. And I hate to quote, but:

> deviating from established expressions makes a lot of people [sic].

What a wonderful use of language!!!!

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:18

>>158
>the main argument is that it's how people talk in Scotland
And it's no different than Scottish English at all, how is that an argument? why is American not its own language but Scots is?

>wikipedia
My main source of Scots is the novel trainspotting that I read four years ago, written entirely in Scots, which is terrible by the way. It's just poorly spelled English. There is not one construction unique to Scots in that whole terrible book. Shouldn't be called a different language. Anyway, I don't know why you don't believe that somebody else could possibly know what Scots is and assume that they must be using Wikipedia.

Seriously, if you're gonna call Scots a language I'm calling AAVE a separate language from now on.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:26

Also, the insistence that "literally" should mean "an event that happened in reality" is itself a figurative usage of the word that literally means "pertaining to literature"

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 20:18

>>164
isn't that "literary", though? not trying to be a dick or anything, actual question.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 20:42

>>165
They share the same root, but have different connotations (in part due to the different life that "literal" has taken on). Literary is more often used to refer to literature, literal is more often used to refer the individual wordings within literature.

The usage of literal meaning "straight forward/non-figurative/down to earth/etc." comes from the notion of interpreting a text "by the book" (i.e only using what is written), a "literal interpretation".

The word literal has left the domain of literature a long time ago. When most people mean "factual/non-hyperbole" they are taking this meaning of the word and extending its usage to oral speech, movies (making it possible to say "that scene wasn't meant to be taken 'literally'").

They are literally using the word figuratively.

Also, >>161 is an asshole.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 21:59

>>163 Scots has different words and pronunciations than Scottish English. Trainspotting though, okay... I don't know what to tell you...

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 01:12

>>167
I'm sorry for being a dick earlier about your own country's language, but couldn't you just as easily argue those are dialect differences? What would you say are the differences between Scottish English dialects and Scots itself?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 06:27

mike morhaime here to let all my friends at dqn know that I support the policies of xi jinping and deng xiaoping. long live the honorable chairman and the people's republic!

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 08:13

>>168 I'm Welsh, and I don't know why it's a big deal to you

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 12:03

>>170
I just like studying languages

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 12:57

I am awful.

173 Name: IQ=85 : 1993-09-9535 14:12

I am andrew.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 01:02

c++ was designed by a person who both wanted to absolutely minimize typing AND use all the symbols on the keyboard.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 04:31

dqn girlfriend

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 09:30

174 please try APL for me

I had my first encounter with a smug Lisp weenie yesterday. I thought they were mythical creatures but no, here the guy was, stating his opinion as fact and being condescending about it. Bonus points for the overuse of 😄

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 12:19

squeeks + bps = beeps

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 13:18

I like LISP 😄

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 13:27

Please don't shout Lisp

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 15:40

or lithp either

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 16:31

We don't need their oil, and they don't make anything else of value. Fuck 'em.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 18:21

>>181
nice palindrome get

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 20:40

Might post about Japan Rail

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 21:43

TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT TEN
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT TEN

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:33

ok

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 10:00

There's apparently been two Red Scares, so the next one would technically be Red Scare 3.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 13:24

red scare the podcast?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 01:06

don't come to dqn just to boomerpost ok

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 06:45

>>188
Come to dqn to check these lovely dubs

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 08:44

Imagine an actual boomer on dqn. Unless it's the one putting things in the 'things from other places' thread where I can't tell whether it's endorsement or ridicule

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 18:16

I don't want to see what the cursed boomer shit of my own generation will look like, but I'm concerned, because I believe I'm seeing its precursors every day now.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 21:05

let's bend this horseshoe into a loop

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 09:23

some fauxetic nonsense about "2nd person" in a video game

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 11:29

There was a 2nd-person view cheat in Tekken 2!

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 01:45

Realized all too late that the reason it felt like my mother was snitching on me to the doctor with potentially humiliating details was precisely because she was trying to humiliate me.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 14:57

I have such a brilliant mood today, and I don't know why. I feel like my blood's effervescent it's so weird.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:59

There is a theory in my head that FLOSS desktops, with some modifiability in theory and the whole world open in terms of potential, could've been a starting point of a sort of UI renaissance despite all their other flaws. Like who cares if it's shit as long as there's experimentation. Being someone who translates as a hobby, I'm specifically thinking of like integrated dictionaries and hot-swappable locales.

Practical reality, of course, begs to differ. Nobody will adopt your idea and UI coding is hell on earth, apparently.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:45

Being sophisticated doesn't just mean knowing synonyms...

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 22:46

This is my inflection point.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 15:33

"change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
The Microsoft Sound.wav"

seriously reminds me of accidentally-scares-kids 90s stuff, so good job whoever made that, you nailed it

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 18:15

Can I please have a mobile site that isn't just an extended ad for your shitty app?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 20:47

i hope the next big thing in functional programming is imperative programming

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:17

it's about 5 brazilian times harder to turn imperative programs into functional programs than the other way around. I'll stick with functional

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:21

(mechanically)

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 04:43

what do you call a contest where people compete to try and lift the heaviest tempura overhead as they can?

juuryou agemono

206 Name: koishi on muh mind : 1993-09-9542 16:14

エビフライ
クロワッサン

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 01:37

all the canceled webcomics accumulated in my head over the years make me sad

pretty much all comics are shit when i think about it, and webcomics doubly so. but i still wished to see those finished pieces of garbage, even when like partway through the author suddenly got replaced with a completely insane clone and changed it to something that offended me to the core.

which is something that happens concerningly often in webcomics actually, but its true that such changes of "art" are a huge productivity killer in a medium already infamous for falling behind schedule.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 12:02

>>207
These virgin comics have too fallen beneath the mighty bonequest.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 11:25

I have no sense.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 12:30

>>200
Another one of those early 2000s era 3DSmax/photoshop blending text shitposts that people over analyze in yt comments

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 02:49

>>210
yeah it's nothing deep, it's just rare something hits my nostalgia buttons.

it's more like if there was a geocities fansite for 3001: A Reading & Math Odyssey then perfectly distilled into a low effort meme

(i cannot explain the exact way that game gave me the creeps because now it doesn't)

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 22:25

Sleepy.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 22:09

Homina homina NOooooo

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 23:30

Sunlight breaking through clouds.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 12:45

are they a shota with a boda or a loli with ecoli

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 17:01

ee-ko-lai

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 00:08

fuck it's clammy out

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 07:49

4-ch is basically the only site in the "chanosphere" that i still use regularly, when did i become a riajuu

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 13:54

I think it's a funny meme because there's a good chance a Japanese game dev from the early 90s could have tried to pass "change da world" as a poignant farewell message while working on an obscure RPG

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 22:56

I am stupid now.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:37

>>220

>now

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 19:04

big oof

look at my number
great, isn't it?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 11:27

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 14:29

Liar.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 19:38

>>222
Nice

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 23:25

Is there an annual award for Most Leisurely Merge Onto the Freeway? I feel like I'm always behind a top-ranked competitor.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 13:23

>>225
Thanks babe, you made my day

228 Name: vc: suckoge : 1993-09-9552 23:57

to baldly go where the federaton needs its best goons to be

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 04:48

gay boy advance

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 07:06

> Nordic software company connects 160,000 honey bees to the Internet

pls
no

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 13:09

a fat tribute act called Lil Plump

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:23

has DQN slowed down recently? not complaining or celebrating, just observing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:51

Depends on how many of the six regulars are hanging around.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 15:27

It's a little tougher to riff on stuff here recently, for various reasons. Ebbs and flows though.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:11

I fucking despise American comics and action cartoons, especially the "serious" ones where all the characters have eyes the size of an insect's and stand like they have a metal rod up their ass. Shit like young justice or those disney marvel shows that I keep forgetting exist.

It's all so fucking stupid, yet it takes itself so seriously that it puts me to sleep.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

>>203

how many words are there in a portuguese dictionary?

i dunno, like a brazilian?????

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:52

shitty usb plug meets shitty usb ports

fml i can't remember the last time my hardware just let me fucking touch type

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 12:26

>>232-234 i've been moving away from the internet in general recently, it just doesn't feel fresh and cozy anymore

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:15

>>239 What have you been doing instead?

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:24

>>240
venting about how the internet sucks now

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:52

>>241 using the internet?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 17:59

>>242
aha! checkmate, sheeple

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:30

playin mahjong tonight and almost got my first IRL yakuman... I was in kokushi musou tenpai and the player next to me called ron on an invalid hand and unknowingly chombo’d me out of it. my next draw would’ve been tsumo...

i want to die

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:40

I swear the guy on the radio said "Idiot 5 FM" just now.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:41

don't need no putty dice
don't need no human rice

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 04:03

You are in a coma. Please wake up. We love you and miss you very much. YOU ARE IN A COMA. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 13:04

Sexy vertebrae.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 14:29

You are in a coma. You are lying in an small bed, west of a ventilator, with an IV drip.
There is a small trashcan here.

What will you do?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 15:10

Lie down for a bit longer

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 21:14

Ejaculate

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:46

Why does it have to be like thee?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 23:55

>>247 if you're in a coma, how the fuck did you post that here?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 02:31

>>253
He's talking to me, not you.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:29

broke: handsome thursday
woke: taiyou to ketsu

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 21:09

THE DEVIL HAS TEXAS

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 00:35

>>256 Weird, I was singing that today...

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 02:19

>>250
You continue lying down for another 10 minutes, or is it 10 days? It's impossible for you to keep track of the passage of time.

>>251
You focus your willpower on your penis. After a great deal of focus, you manage to produce a few drops of precum. If you're lucky, perhaps the nurse will notice this.

You have exhausted 60 willpower.

Current willpower: 40/100

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 04:29

Pep-O-Mint o Wint-O-Green

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 09:58

>>258
Astral project into my crush's dreams.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:46

jewspaper

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 20:34

>>258
spend 40 willpower points on trying to ejaculate again

vc: quuyung

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 03:58

Let go your Genso tether
Enter the kyo
Become fried shrimp

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 09:24

no love deep web except it's no love homo thug

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:32

I show no love
to PoMo thugs
Empty out reload throw more slugs
How you gonna explain Paul de Man?
Even if we quash a beef I ain't touchin' ya hand

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:48

When do people that say PoMo think post modernism actually took place.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:15

"Washed and ready to eat", except for the furry larva right at the bottom who must've been thriving there for weeks

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 19:24

14 = 14 words, "I am a real american and I fight for the rights of every man"
88 = HH = Hulk Hogan brother!

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 03:35

Another day, another punk on the netto saying "Just learn Japanese 4Head" except they're serious.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 01:53

A family of frauds.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:36

I like the idea of a discussion thread in which each post must contain a non-trivial word that occurs in the previous post, or at least a word that is a member of the same word family. An example (unintentional?) is >>264.265.266
Of course, such a thread wouldn't serve much of a purpose since there already exists a [Contentless] thread such as this one, already full of peak discussion. But I thought the idea was novel.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:49

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:51

>>271 Is that not just "discussing a subject" where statements are linked together by a common phrase or idea - the subject matter?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:21

it's like renga except with not finding rinne distasteful

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:54

>>273 not necessarily, as the forced reuse of a particular word does not prohibit a change of subject. Adjacent posts need not have anything meaningful in common. I think minor constraints on writing lead to interesting posts, like the [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] thread, or twitter's 140-character limit, for example.

>>272 thanks. my untested attempt at linking was in bad taste

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 11:35

"Only moomin" said Sniff, raising his gun toward Snorkmaiden's face.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 16:52

what if we combined discord and reddit

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 17:51

>>277 you'd basically get twitter

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 18:46

>>277
How? I see no way to mix the two.
>>278
Huh?

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 19:09

>>275,277 Sounds boring

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:06

>>279 imagine the short length and complete inanity of the average post in discord, except people can like and upvote it

is that not basically just twitter?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:59

>>281
also if you can actually find the discussion years later, you get to the play the "what did that deleted person post" game

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 15:50

I love all of you so, so much.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 00:55

I love everyone except you.

You smell bad.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 01:56

花又開好了終於

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:07

>>277
I dreaddit, but then again, I'd read it.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:21

Fake Italian Accent Pizza - "The accent is almost as real as the pizza!"

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 21:41

Shitting yourself for a lifetime, retard, retard, re-taaaaaarrd

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 01:25

I AM SILLY

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 02:10

we live in a society

bottom text

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 10:39

sometimes I would like to live in the city

then i remember i'm so unassertive that I feel bad about changing lanes in light traffic

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 13:40

The fundamental response rate towards equating feudal conglomerates with the ideological diplomacy of all those involved in the social exchange must not be detrimental towards invoking the Ideon

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:08

Please don't post until you've made 500 posts, thank

vc:bearable

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 16:22

My life is nintendo
I beat this game everyday

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:10

my dick is nintendo
i beat this game every day

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:11

there are only two genders and neither of them is "female", women are objects

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:52

ok democrat

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 18:12

there are only two genders. boomer and democrat

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 19:13

something something -inge suffix something

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 21:45

300get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 22:11

( ・-・) 300g- oh, you fucker!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 04:22

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 10:30

Really?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 16:32

>>296
there are only two genders. hit or miss.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 19:53

Check this out, when I was growing up "trancendentialshipmentarianism" was the longest word I knew but it's not even a real word hahahaha. I acted like such a little smarty-pants. I think I read it on Teletext. Anyway, let's see if my little test has worked.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 22:01

>>305
Once, the Bamboozled quiz on Channel 4 Teletext used one extra question mark for the colour of the correct answer. My friends were over and we beat the quiz without even reading the question. For ages afterwards, I'd switch over and go to the quiz to see if it still happened, but it never happened again.

Did the test work?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:11

Reimu

but with a REALLY BIG bow

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:48

>>307 how big is REALLY BIG?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 03:05

>>308
Xbox hueg

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:40

Walking on the sidewalk when suddenly the ground collapses, and you are sent plunging into the subway system.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 09:33

>>306 Sometimes you could cheat by pressing every button before it loads the page and you could see the 3 wrong answers going to one page and the right one going to a different one. Before we had the Internet and message boards at home I used to have letters printed on Mega-Zine - every day I'd get in from school, read Mega-Zine and do Bamboozle (●⌒∇⌒●)

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 10:29

Living to cope with cancer.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 21:51

I like fapping and having low T and a low IQ thank you very much.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 13:25

well, both my speakers are blown out and make it difficult to make out what people say, but at least kick drums are finally audible

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 16:30

I've got butternut squash in the oven right now

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 18:47

>>315
It was good food

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 19:49

「AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA」

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

>>317
holy shit is that a ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 reference?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

Makes me want to stick a butternut squash up my bumhole

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 04:17

Ornivorous motherfuckers

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 05:50

snae ling = misspelled 2hu ship

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 12:39

mlem mlem

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 21:20

Didn't intend to take part in no nut November, but since I have to let the friction burn heal I guess I'm just getting a late start.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 06:43

I really don't get why so many people use words like "gorgeous" or "beautiful" to describe babies.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:13

>>324
1) Limited vocabulary, probably. I don't think they'd use "gorgeous" if they thought harder about the connotations.
2) Many, many people are of the impression that flattery is a moral obligation and go immediately for appearance (for which a baby is even less responsible than its behavior). Regard it as "manners" if you must, but I beg to differ. It's really about the parents. And I'd rather just be nice to the baby in a way it understands (smiling, games), and wait for it to have done something praiseworthy before praising it.
3) Also, some people allow how they feel about babies (it's fine to be a little biased and think they are wonderful...) to completely overshadow the facts about appearance. All difference of opinion and standards aside, only a small number of babies are as aesthetic as the Gerber Baby. That's why she's the Gerber logo.

Technically, though, a judgment of appearance can be used to answer "how is babby formed?"

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 09:07

I only call a baby "gorgeous" if I would actually gorge myself on it

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 14:37

I really like saying gorgeous, it's such a cool word.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 19:04

"Gorgeous" means, of the penis, "engorging", meaning it gives you a big willy

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 17:24

ff14 1.0 flashbacks

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 06:29

Web-facing Web interfaces

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 09:53

I can't do this any more.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 12:02

hot web-on-web action

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 14:38

333get

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 23:55

i miss the non-corporate internet but the big chans seem impossible to retake. what do?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 00:12

Some personal milestones from this decade:

  • started seeing prostitutes regularly
  • consumed a bunch of illegal substances for the first time

Man what a decade, truly amazing

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:44

>>335 would you recommend going to an escort?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 03:40

Kill all blogshitters

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 04:32

water without any ice

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 06:26

All these calls to get Game Freak to unionize reminds me of the time when people used to complain about the black women in Pokémon being too sexy.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:57

>>337 Sir this is an eating establishment.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 15:12

I respect the hustle but ain't no pill gonna cure the kind of ugly I got

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 22:12

I am cool.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 01:19

Capitalism, successfully implemented, destroys the free market

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 09:16

dick and shawty

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 14:50

Consider the DQN.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 14:56

I will not!

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 17:40

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Do knots form in trees naturally or does a tree will knots?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 20:38

Hawambe didn't kill himself.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 03:20

There was a brief moment where I smelled the smoky, piercing scent of barbecue.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 09:46

Barbequeer

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 15:51

fucking fuck fuck

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 18:15

i wish i bled thai tea

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 20:17

why does is school exist

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 23:15

I've missed every single calling I've had in life

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 02:28

Assuming you had a calling in the first place.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 09:34

Recursive cuddle algorithm.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:07

dopefish lives

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:07

>>353
To teach basic math and writing. After that, it's just a daycare center for teenagers while their parents are at work

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:32

i just remembered that some people believe in a "technological singularity" and now i am in a superimposed state of laughter and despair

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:00

When computers take over the world, this will be the international anthem

Here's what I found on the web
Please place item in bagging area
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that
Please place item in bagging area

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:43

How do I get into designing and building robots? They added little cleaner robots in my local grocery but assholes complained and got them removed

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:57

Superman vs. Arboreto, the cactus-based villain whose catchphrase is "soon all nations will be Arboreto". Fund it

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 17:19

Infinitely crumbling granola bar

364 Name: vc: shruffung : 1993-09-9576 21:10

i want to put a server on my lan and make its hostname servalan

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 11:25

Just one? Pathetic

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 11:38

Do deprecated API go to Gensokyo?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 02:11

i am bad at video games. i have been bad at video games for a long time.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 03:11

You guys do realize this helps with Fibonacci sequence right

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 10:49

Everything is happening at once.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 19:37

1) Open complete works of Shakespeare
2) :% s/hour/whore/g

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:51

The reason you like american culture is that you're secretly white trash.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 23:08

I'm really fucking colourblind.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 02:18

I'm really fucking tired.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 06:08

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375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 14:49

> Twitter adds hidden replies but makes a mode where all you see are the hidden ones

Aka a "show me the good shit if I dislike the OP" filter, outstanding_move.jpg

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 19:48

y'ikes

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 06:53

shut the fuck up, zarathustra

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 16:05

DNS was a mistake

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 18:18

Pain.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 20:11

the panty-christ

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 05:23

nullification: the other other n-word

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 05:29

It's just another sunny day on planet scumbag.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 18:44

I went outside my slow 4chan board into a regular speed 4chan board and it was fucking awful.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 23:51

her attitude is so disgusting it'd make a starving man barf

in other words, i am pretty goddamn hungry

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 01:38

i'm at work but when i get home i'm gonna watch some anime, play a video game, and message my best friend

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 02:53

i wish i had a best friend to massage

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 09:45

performance art. perform and shart

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 15:51

The Death Star comes in range of Planet Scumbag. Their fighters are all up on blocks, rusting in the front yard. Jedi won't help because you burned them too many times. When this bitch explodes, baby mamas and debt collectors everywhere will feel a disturbance in the force.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:46

tying my hands around my back and convincing myself it's light bdsm and not out of character, when all I really want is to stop touching my willy

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 20:22

>>385
that sounds like a really good agenda. I think I will do the same. We usually beat each other up in a fighting game. He knows the heart of fighting games very well because he played street fighter 5 for 2000 hours, but I know the game mechanics a little bit better than him and I know my character's combos better than he knows his.
Or we'll play Deep Rock Galactic.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 22:39

baby shoes: free to good home

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 10:45

>>391 worn?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 14:32

spaghettios, semiotics.
performance art.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 19:08

>>392
nah my feet are too big

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 19:51

when will forums get popular again

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 20:30

>>395 Traditional forums will never get popular again. It’s a shame there aren't any good replacements but honestly traditional forums weren't all that great to begin with.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 20:41

So glad I haven't had to see or use a phpBB forum in the past 10 years. Shitty interface and universally megalomaniacal moderators

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 02:50

So glad I have had to see and use a JavaBB forum in the past 10 years. Shitty interface and universally megalomaniacal moderators

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 06:08

> he's had over 40 pizzas in 30 days

holy fuck slow down

that is how a stressed out man your age gets some sorta cardiovascular issue

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 12:38

those sounded an awful lot like gunshots

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 15:35

coronel sanders spent his final days shitting on KFC every chance he got, it's only natural that papa john ends his last few days shitting on papa john's pizza and dying of a heart attack after feverishly eating pizza after pizza in order to sustain his anger

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 18:49

>>401 Didn't know this about the Colonel, interesting

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 01:32

I need an ahegao hoodie in my life, a legendary item bar none

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 01:54

Those headphones act as an amplifier for your voice.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 05:31

I keep falling for the rumors of a business' demise only to find months or years later that it was "just" a bankruptcy.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 12:54

Gettin' lumpy.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 15:24

should I accept my high school bully's friend request

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 17:15

>>406 slump on dat lump, chump

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 19:48

> gamification

boy i am glad nobody took that buzzword seriously enough to invent the MMO where you have to work to prog, complete with instant chat features, superior calendar software, coworkers raid logging and your boss kill-stealing your shit

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 09:51

I have no bad memories of this place. The bad is forgotten and the good remains.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 11:40

free: minions coffin, son outgrew

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 14:49

lmms developers seem to be assholes

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 02:56

>>403
Earlier today saw some guy at Wal-Mart wearing one.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 04:01

i'm here to eat shit and die and i'm all out of shit

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 04:48

dj *pa - clone in da front

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 09:40

Came like 7 times in a row riding a dildo cowgirl style wringing every drop of cum from my prostate like i was juicing a lime with my ass, so there's my cardio for the day

vc: insass

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:17

>cardio

What are you, some kind of a homosexual?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:31

work fucking sucks, let's do some shaders!

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 05:23

>>413
I'm so excited at the prospect of seeing somebody wearing one of these in real life. I will point and tell my friends when they are not looking

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 07:28

>>417 heh

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 15:35

these ahegao hoodies have grown too popular!

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 16:15

I wish the ahegao hoodie's content were more explicit

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:50

10 reasons why ahegao hoodies are problematic

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 22:42

I saw someone wearing an ahegao hoodie while I was browsing this thread earlier today.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 15:20

I rule my body from the throne of agony

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 17:02

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 23:34

I'm only invited to funerals.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:01

a gang called nerds with autism

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:33

greta thunberg as stroustrup genderswap

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:22

Fuck yeah I freed up 200GB just by deleting old preview render files! Sorry for swearing.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:29

>>429
that's a weird thing to think about

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:35

arguing with other nerds on the internet

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 05:42

home along on a fridey night?

juts remember...YOUR AWWESOME!

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 22:11

I wish I had a personality. A nice one.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 04:50

When I can finally cut off contact with my family, there will be nobody in the world who I'm close to.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 08:06

If you stretch the rules about syllable stress just a little, it's a line of alliterative verse:

My disappointment is immeasurable || and my day is ruined

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 10:06

  /⌒ヽ、
 (  人 )
  |     |
  |     |
 ノリ*’ー’)
 ノリリノリ

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 12:50

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 15:31

YES

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 17:52

Yes.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 18:04

gangster rappers: racist cracka police just hate me cuz im black
gangster rappers 30 seconds later in the same song: here's an itemized list of all the crimes i've committed recently

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 04:14

>>441
more like gayngsters

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 04:19

"I have done nothing but eat 40 pizzas for 30 days."

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 17:58

immaterial girls, immaterial boys, immaterial girls, immaterial boys

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 18:06

living in an immaterial world

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 18:16

1) Wake up at 10:30 AM
2) Clock in at 12:00 PM, after picking up Starbucks coffee.
3) Eat free employee breakfast in the planeterium - lobster, kale, and truffle french fries.
4) Work for thirty minutes
5) Eat lunch with co-workers in the greenhouse.
6) Circular social discussion on the ABC rug.
7) Go home and sleep.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 19:51

Blight

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 22:21

The first knight always lies. The second knight is an idiot. The third knight has been promised a fortune by the king if he can incite you into striking him. The fourth knight knows only a language similar to your own, except that an unknown, finite number of words have had their meanings permuted. The fifth knight answers any question by randomly selecting one of the other knights, then answering to the best of his ability how he predicts that knight would answer if question had been posed to them instead.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 11:32

I don't know what that word means

And my first guess is I'm going to be very upset with you + on a list if I look it up.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 13:05

i do not currently, have not ever, and have no plans in the future to give a shit what fagthony fagtano thinks about literally anything can he please stop showing up in my recommendations

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 16:36

taylor swift is a nazbol

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 17:56

alright I'm leaving and yes I'm being obnoxious about it

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 19:29

I've begun to detest the king of diamonds.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 22:27

I was doing 5/4 and 15/8 on pirated music software back in the '30s

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 23:20

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 00:51

>>455 Go to your DQN Youtube links containment thread

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:16

Oh GEEZUS that

rhymes with Caster Cu's NP

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:19

>>454
diggin' your style, dude

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:36

digital watermark removal service

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:45

Went to school with a Betty Martin. I liked her, but she ignored me (at best). Bullet dodged, I guess.

I also met a Michael Finnegan in college.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 16:18

>>451
shes canceled

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 17:49

Everything I know about Native Americans I learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 20:58

Programming in PHP has been less shit (for now) than I thought it was gonna be.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 14:17

wish i had vagina bones

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 17:42

Anxious.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 22:38

[SONG THREAD] jeremy corbyn funeral dirge (-71)

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 01:25

exit polls more like brexit polls am i rite?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 17:25

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 17:36

Serial killer who kills musicians before they start sucking

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 20:01

>>469
No need to murder anyone tbh, you can accomplish the same thing by decriminalizing coke and heroin.

471 Name: vc: dopum : 1993-09-9602 04:56

>>469,470
Serial killer legislator who supports literally opiates for the masses

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 05:47

Would our lungs be able to breathe liquid Oxygen?

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 06:22

>>472

>Liquid oxygen has a boiling point of –297°F (–183°C).

(at 1 atm) If you try to raise the atmospheric pressure to keep it liquid, it's still going to be cold enough to kill you at pressures that will also kill you.

474 Name: vc: bite : 1993-09-9602 07:28

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 20:19

Pain.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 22:19

My ears are all fucked up.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 00:02

fellas, is it gay to read straight shota but self-insert as the ara ara onee-san?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 03:46

1 man 1 rainbow dash cum jar

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 04:33

I gotta sleep

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 11:48

>current year + 4 - 26

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 14:40

ミトンミトン もっとミトン もっとミトン

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 19:02

Fifteen already?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 20:02

Are the toilets of americans substandard, or their shits massive beyond global norm?

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 03:25

Huge キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!! banner wrapping around every wall of the room.

485 Name: vc: gotchub : 1993-09-9604 10:41

vacuuming stinkbugs but the fuckers are stronger than the airflow

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 15:38

Topologically speaking, we're all just toroids

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 20:20

>>486
What about our nostrils? Aren't we more like genus three handlebodies?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 03:21

don't even talk to me before I've had my morning coom

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 09:06

>>487
If that bothers you so much, decapitate yourself.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 14:01

Recycle waterbottles -> DNA is collected from saliva in bottle -> Contribute to international human cloning project

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 15:09

Not sure if orc village or town in West Lancashire.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:29

so it's all about chasing secret maps?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:34

Fortress of Mystery ain't worth it, man

494 Name: vc: deud : 1993-09-9609 04:34

For erections persisting more than four hours, contact your physician immediately. (He has cursed porn that does that.)

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 03:22

duhhhhh

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 10:29

> NTR artist being this asshurt about art pirates

(´・ω・)

(´・ω・`)

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 18:10

I'm forcing myself into becoming a normie by sharing baby yoda memes with people from the office I barely know, will inform you how's that coming along later

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 18:53

>>496
they just make it for $

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 00:19

Now I'm thinking of that Going Normal episode of XRA

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 03:58

I started reading Naruto. I'm 29. When I was a kid I read it and really liked it. Then a bunch of nerds started wearing the headbands to school, I called them "narutards" and stopped reading it. I guess i'm a narutard now.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 11:14

I wish I was masturbating right now.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 18:17

they're saying that's too horny? i guess 90s kids don't actually remember the 90s.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 11:13

I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.

504 Name: vc: kaw : 1993-09-9612 19:48

two lyric rants i've reevaluated in the past few months since i first heard them close to when they came out: "Clones" (Akira the Don) and "Thou Shalt Always Kill"

they struck me as kinda shallow at the time, but now that i have way more context for the shit they're talking about, i'm at least willing to admit they're heartfelt and at points, why, they're incisively spot-on.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 15:39

My sister gave me a king gizzard shirt and like yeah christmas is good again.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 17:03

You should hear "Let's Not Shit Ourselves" by Bright Eyes ebin rant conflates libido with politics family structure foobar

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 03:32

trad life sucks I miss being a ho

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 20:56

>>507
i don't mean to be a one-upper because that's the problem i'm having with my "family", but i wish i had either one of those options tbqh

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 20:20

It’s ok to one-up people sometimes >>508, I hope you can become a ho one day.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 17:25

It would be funny if there was a Japanese person named Ennai Jijie, hehe

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 23:51

that fuckin' milk dud.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 01:49

Could I have like, 70 expensive five-star whores at the peak of their game, instead?

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 02:07

>>512
Allah (swt) keeps those all for His own exclusive use.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 13:24

I am cursed.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 16:29

> mustn't

that isn't a burger word why do dubbers use it

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 08:51

Happy new years!!!!!!!!!!!!!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 13:52

>>515 What's a burger word?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 16:21

>>517 Nothing much urger word, what's ab witchu?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 23:55

you ever just watch the look on someone's face and realize they missed a calling and now they're too old?

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 12:23

Fuckin' 'ell September 9000th feels like yesterday

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 12:26

I'm going to buy some cute new bedsheets, should I have a bong before or after I head into town?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 18:56

Sure is burly in here all of a sudden

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 10:23

satori's tiny arms

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 15:46

nitori's high-speed pelvic thrust

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:10

suwako's cool hat

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:11

op

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:39

🍤 shrimp fry
coirssant 🥐

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:17

>>519
I see that in the mirror every fucking morning.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 01:00

I am going to be air.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 02:17

It's all so tiresome.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 14:07

Who's this?

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 15:14

Your mother!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 02:53

Everything I say is a scrub quote, but relatively little of what I say is a scrubquote.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 10:27

“I guess its because we all want to believe that what we do is very important, that people hang on to our very word, that they care what we think. The truth is, you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone-anyone-feel a little better.”
― J.D

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 10:52

Ooh it's Sunday and I'm getting that someone-anyone-feel

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 11:14

Swapping fluids with ascians

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 14:35

bleeeeeebs

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 17:02

There's nothing better than posting on DQN after a stressful day!

539 Name: vc: deape : 1993-09-9624 02:27

cursed dub anime opening that's a shitty amv because fuck paying the music license and what kid wants to hear foreign songs or see the most sakuga part of this show anyway lol

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 05:13

wish i was a futa milf with a harem of cute boys to peg

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 06:06

every /gif/ thread feels like I'm being psychically assaulted

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 12:06

"but how can you support ISIS when you're LGBT yourself?" being gay is a choice and i can stop doing it whenever i want, the only reason i fuck men is because i hate women. i support anyone who wants to remove the jews and ban music. i am very ghigh iq. death to israel.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 13:11

Soft kitties.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 17:31

Soft tits.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 04:00

Femdom of '76

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 12:05

2 hours of sleep...
driving test...
...a match made in heaven!

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 14:27

>>546
you'll do fine buddy

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 20:16

>>546
as long as those 3 hours aren't during the test

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 20:55

>>548
you get 1 extra hour free of charge

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 09:44

Pooped so hard I almost passed out. What a start to the day.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 12:26

any tits at all please i fucking beg you

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 14:27

aw shit here we go again

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 15:09

Imagine actually being a cute girl IRL.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 20:28

>>553 I kinda wish I were a cute girl sometimes

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 22:13

>>554 me too

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 23:01

>>553
why must you hurt me in this way

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 00:23

wii would like to play

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 10:08

>>554-556
Live the dream, wear the dress, take the hormones. You'd be far from the first person to do it.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 13:12

>>497 any updates?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 14:09

>>558 burn alive you indoctrinating propagandist scum

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 19:17

>>560 you sound stressed

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 20:32

>>560
Fine, you don't have to take any hormones. But at least try crossdressing and makeup in private. You might like it!

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 22:22

>>553

it's not that fun

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 23:03

Being a cute girl would be an easy life. Being a tranny is not so easy.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 01:16

"Cute", "girl", or even "cute girl" may be one's ideal of self--it's something like mine--but if it's completely unachievable--as it is for me--you would be a thousand times happier achieving a beauty you can attain within your lifetime instead of becoming a living compromise you and everyone around you find hideous, unhealthy, and dishonest.

Some dreams are, in fact, better left as dreams, where they will always play out perfectly, never cost you money you don't have, and never get you in trouble. Frankly, I would rather die than tell my parents about my fetish, though probably they literally would not give me that choice.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 02:11

>>564 judging from the suicide statistics, being a tranny royally blows.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 03:19

being a tranny is mostly ok if you pass and live on the west coast but dating guys is kinda miserable still.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 20:27

Listening to you guys talk about trans issues sucks big gorilla dick, what's your favourite animal and why?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 20:32

>>568 liking animals is for fags

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 21:17

I like gay horses

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 22:37

Trannies have nothing to hold on to besides their gender identity. If they did, they would not need to reaffirm themselves as trans by wearing different clothes, taking hormones and undergoing surgeries like they do all the time.
Unfortunately, for having that as their only special trait, their world crumbles as soon as their 'identity' stops feeling so new and special, or stops getting the attention they wanted it to get. They can't hammer a nail or do something remotely useful to society (for they spend too much time and effort working out their appearance and identity), so they feel in despair when all they have to hold onto is taken away from them.
Do not fall for the 'tranny' trap. Protect your life. The suicide rates are not a coincidence, and "not being accepted by society" is not a valid explanation, for no other rejected group has had the same happen to them.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 02:24

>>571
yeah but on the other hand trannies aren't going to be drafted to fight in trump's vietnam II: electric boogaloo. i'd rather kms then die of dysentery in a godforsaken 120f desert or get my legs blown off by an IED

>>568
bears because they are hairy and muscular

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 03:30

therapists are just cops that you pay to talk to

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 03:44

>>571
you sound stressed

>>568
red pandas cause watching them is soothing

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 04:53

People nowadays care more about the culture surrounding media than the media itself, and it deeply bothers me

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 05:36

>>575
OH FUKC, (*゚ー゚), I'M CONSOOOOOOOOMMMIIIING!!!!!!

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 06:44

>>568
horses because horse pussy is the best

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 12:54

>>577
Something something cat.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 14:28

>>571
You've never met a trans person more than a year or two into transition, have you?

>>568
I like seals and walruses.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:41

was eazy e alt right?

-short
-hate women
-said "nigger" a lot
-pro second amendment
-beer & cocaine

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:50

fnword

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 20:59

>>571
I have nothing to say to you really, I'm just following the template

>>568
Porcupines are dope. I wish I could embed spines in anyone who foolishly attempts skin contact with me

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 21:02

>>579
only seen them in facebook memes when grams sits next to me with her tablet with a full notification bar

>>568
Dolphins because of the homosex

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:04

How old are you guys? I'm 18, but I have a feeling most of you are much older.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:28

33 here

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:46

don't you dare try to dox me

587 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9629 23:53

My name's Andrew and I'm 30!

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 09:08

im an itty bitty little girl

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 12:31

>>584
About to turn 25.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 12:58

21, figured i was the youngest

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 15:20

I felt like the youngest when I first frequented here about 10 years ago. 27 now. Good to see new blood keeping this place alive (assuming you paid the sacrifice..?)

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:57

i'm 34 why am i this age already

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 22:06

I'm 29. It seems most of the people who post have been around for a while.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 00:27

All the books I want to write have been written.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 01:40

>>594
by jorge luis borges, no less

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 06:04

I'm not crying, you are.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 08:21

Wow this candy is garbage.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 11:11

i'd be the worst fragrance somallier ever, i'm just like sniff yeah this smells like cat tummy in a field of wildflowers at midnight, 10/10 i love it

599 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9631 13:35

I'm 24. And some of us are lying, as there's no more than six of us here.

>>587 you can't be Andrew! I'm Andrew

600 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9631 18:36

>>587,599 I'm Andrew too. We can all be Andrew!

601 Name: John : 1993-09-9631 19:03

>>600 fuck off, Andrewfag.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 20:24

Andoryuu wa issun-boshi desu

603 Name: John : 1993-09-9631 21:44

John's shall inherit the earth.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 22:35

What about his shall inherit the earth, John?

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 22:43

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 05:59

I really like the 22/7 anime so far and I feel sad that so many people think it's awful

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 08:48

>>606
When i was a teenager my karate instructor told me that 22/7 was exactly equal to pi and he didn't believe me when i told him it can't be, because it is a rational number and anyway they disagree three digits past the decimal

I guess im gonna have to be reminded what a nerd i was for the rest of my life everytime i see the number 22/7

I'm a real erdosh

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 14:06

>>607
I mean its really fucking stupid for an adult to not understand what irrational means.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 14:33

>>587,599,600

What the fuck? I hope you're just joking because I'm also legally named Andrew.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 15:57

First they came for world4ch, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not a 4chan user.

Then they came for SAoVQ, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not a VIPPER.

Then they came for Tanasinn.info, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not Halcy.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

611 Name: Timothy : 1993-09-9632 16:00

>>610 very deep....

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 20:21

First they came for world4ch, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about world4ch.
Then they came for SAoVQ, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about QUALITY.
Then they came for tanasinn.info, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about Suzumiya Haruhi.
Then they came for me, and there were only JEWS left to speak for me.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 23:44

Glad to see so many lolocaust survivors here.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 23:45

Key lime pie, yes boy!

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 00:05

>>609 Yeah I know :)

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 15:44

They came for me but got my neighbor instead. Dumbasses.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 21:08

Tanasinn.info has returned for now! I am very happy. How can I back up this website onto my hard drive?
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Main_Page

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 07:21

Can't even remember an anime OP I liked less.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 09:12

first they came for the poets and they got me because I was a poet damn these guys are really good

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 11:14

I am a prime deja vu poster

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 12:36

>>617 Look into this program called wiki something scraper something something by archiveteam, team wikiteam. I think it was on github or something. Very unwieldly program but I'm sure you can figure it out.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 21:23

fart in the rain

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 22:13

i'm not stinky, you're stinky!

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 23:12

I'm thinking about bumsex.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 02:50

Just realised the funny noises people make to lure their cats are imitations of bird calls.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 16:07

All dogs are boys, and all cats are girls. Frogs we don't talk about because they're gay

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 23:12

they say it's a pretty straightforward procedure.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 00:37

I wonder if you pronounce "gizmo" as "jizz more".

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 01:52

choo choo

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 10:18

>>628 You are free to, but most don't

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 10:19

>>628
Well, I will now!

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 15:05

turn away from the Internet for one second and it spawns catholic doge miku singing a cover of a french band singing in psuedo latin

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 17:11

my development process at the moment is "does it hang in the same place as before"

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 17:53

how do I fuck the system before it fucks me

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 23:58

Pengo-wengo.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 01:39

oops i meant that for this thread but didn't refresh before poasting

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 01:45

>>636 it's an interesting prompt at least www

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 03:02

father how do i click the book

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 18:15

How the fuck does my hair have so much dead skin on it?

I mean obviously there's something wrong with my product, routine, and/or technique I haven't figured out in my whole life.

It's more like the sheer amount. I scraped off about 4cc in the past couple days. How the hell is all that sticking on there?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 11:09

You might be taking too hot of a bath, maybe it has to do with your diet, or perhaps changing the shampoo would solve the issue.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 15:46

He's corrupt, sure. But is he the kind of corrupt I can take advantage of?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 17:27

>>640
I've looked into all that before. The current test is proper drying (trying to keep the scalp unirritated while still washing it--yeah my skin is not cooperative in general). I think it's working, but it doesn't physically remove the massive amount of crud already there and probably sloughs more off to the same spot anyway (back of the head), so I'm just taking it in stages for now.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 17:39

The most devoted antelope

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 18:18

Woman turns to look at camera, says in a breathy, seductive whisper:

"Korteweg-de Vries!"

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 09:29

What the fuck did I do last night.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 16:47

that guy who went to mosque to pray for the sad panda

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 20:28

>>645 me :3

captcha: pawsh

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 14:25

Yeah I'm a TEEN
In Training, Education and Employment
NOT

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 03:11

coomsday cock

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 04:27

wu han soup ain't nothin to etc with

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:26

>>650
I'll never reveal The Wuhan secret
And if you don't believe I'm 'a kill your shit
You don't wan'
You don't wan' fuck with me
'Cause my name is Xi Jinping

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 21:33

you mess wit da wu han krew
you get de sniffles real bad yo

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 22:25

do-kyu-en

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 22:52

Gay.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 01:08

     チュ♪
      ∧∧ ∧∧
     ( *^ 3(,,゚Д゚)
     ノ  .|  |  \
  〜(_UU ⊂UUO)〜

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 17:16

>>655
For the uninformed, this is the lost AA from >>8 in Shii's rant thread on w2ch (http://world2ch.org/dramabomb.html). Special thanks to the wonderful man who rediscovered it!

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 17:51

>>651
Check out my travel ban
An epidemic unraveling
Wuhan is the city that I got plague 'an
Don't eat the bat soup if you can't handle it

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9644 04:18

> I haven't used epic games store in years
> capped at 100 friend requests

dammit i just wanted to uninstall UE4 from this dinosaur machine

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