There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
cuò
glad i pay taxes to the state so it can call me a faggot on twitter dot com
lolis-are-so-cute
279 points ·
9 hours ago
I don't agree with every one of Angela's politics, but there's no woman I admire more than I admire her (aside from my own mom, of course).
She is able to keep her cool in stressful situations, and she knows how to navigate a difficult situation.
I'm very happy living in the EU with her as our quasi-leader.
Super_Saiyan_Autism
169 points ·
9 hours ago
Meanwhile over here in America, we have people saying a woman canft be president because women are too emotional and might start World War III. Some of these people are also other women.
this guy is literally top 20 in the whole world and he's teaching this absolute pepega lmao
She is an eight-year-old strawberry milk sea slug and made her debut on twitter, on March 7th, 2018.
Over the course of a few matches, furry-bots 10, 23, and 27 repeatedly declared that they were nuzzle wuzzling everyone in the chat. As far as I can tell, these bots just spam Discord links, though I could be wrong. (Even if that's all they do, being glomped does cause a certain amount of psychic damage, and I highly advise against joining Discord servers advertised by TF2 bots.)
"Commander," one of the founders of the international neo-Nazi terror organization Feuerkrieg Division, is identified by the Estonian journalist Mikk Salu as a 13 year old! #FuKD
Read his newly published article here:
they refer to in their native language as guin'xacan ("delightful") or kia's gio' ("iguana lard");
Thai Tiger loves having sex with her daughter
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washed up overwatch player probably stacking with other washed up overwatch players and losing to washed up csgo players what an incredible
a poster confesses to giving a blowjob for Animal Crossing currency.
Oops! All Buttholes
Pound cake survives Easter tornado
Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every Slytherin was mad because their asses just think it means gbad guysh and forget to realize that Lenin was a Slytherin, itfs for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read Harry Potter wanted to argue over how they should have been Gryffindor.
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Dear members of the Silver Elite:
In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth
trivia--the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
The hair products he uses are of the highest grade,
made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo
and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes,
including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after
Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!
Having been informed that Solon was employed to draw up a code of laws for the Athenians, Anacharsis described his occupation, saying:
"Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones."[13]
Get a Pepe Hands mug for your bunkmate Helena.
Garen was prepared to die in Otosan Uchi, but Jigoku had other plans. A wraithlike hand appeared from the shadows, drawing the undead gaijin screaming into the darkness.
The mysterious person says that his name is Zelgadis Greywords. He is a mixture of human, golem and demon; a creation of utter evil. He offers to buy Lina's booty, but Lina asks for an outrageous price which drives him away. Not giving up, Zelgadis comes back to take Lina's booty by force.
!!oI3er5KKetj
GOP Texas lieutenant governor says we need to take risk to get back to work: "There are more important things than living"
Lizzo's "Juice" pulled from Rock Band for making players sing the N-word
It is unclear if such findings have clinical relevance, as most drugs will cause serious adverse events or death in rodents at very high doses.
It may surprise you to know that North Korea would love to carry out your artistic commissions. How about a mural, a tapestry, or a "jewel painting" coloured with powdered semi-precious stones?
Or something a bit more imposing, like a giant bronze statue of that dictator or liberator close to your heart? The Mansudae Art Studio is keen to hear from you.
"one of the brightest stars"
Yuki Yuna is a Hero
why is there no real date? only 1993-09 etc?
Eternal September
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Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.
Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges, universities, and other research institutions. Every September, many incoming students would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.
Whereas the regular September student influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]
Since then the popularity of the Internet has led to a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.
Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]
Legacy
A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, with X an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[8] This is not the identically named sdate, one of the sixty commands that comes with the First Edition of Unix, that is used to set the system clock.[9]
The term is alluded to in Thomas Pynchon's 2013 novel Bleeding Edge, set largely in dot-com era Silicon Alley, where a "disused techies' saloon" is named 'Eternal September'.[10]
AOL discontinued Usenet service on January 25, 2005.[11]
How to decode the original date? Is it possible?
it's already wasted tho
HAJIMARU YO!!!
IM WASTED >>>>>>>>>>.
post me
eat me
shit me
One of them is asymmetrical. I always loved the idea of asymmetrical dresses, but until now I could never find one that I liked the look of.
flush me
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Rolle aufnehmen
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Nyaa
Orlando's Caribbean BBQ
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)
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𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈,
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Some people do not care for surströmming.[12]
בlבlCHoI
Turtle Poop Scene [Nami yo Kiitekure]
It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know [my wife]'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope [my wife] will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Covid-19 found in sperm
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It is a yellow or green liquid with an intensely buttery flavor.
Troll's seed, channer's greed,
textboards starving, >>1-san bleeds,
Nothing he posts, he really reads,
21st Century DQN Man
Poughkeepsie
An improperly handled human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root which was also destroyed.
Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, electrostim hardware, and more.
The Netherlands Society of Gastroenterology drew up an award for outstanding work in the field, and the first Dicke Medal was given to Dicke. But he was almost awarded a greater honor: the Nobel Prize for Medicine. The committee discussed a Nobel for Dicke in 1962.
cum
A Plague of Delicious Purple Urchins is Taking Over the California Coast and Itfs Our Duty to Eat Them
XANADU IS THE BEAUTIFUL PROG ANTHEM! HEY GUYS! LISTEN MAN! I DID TAPE AN EPISODE OF ADULT SWIM WELL.. 3 SHOWS FROM ADULT SWIM.. FAMILY GUY. FUTURAMA AND THE NEW SHOW FLCL. I SEEN AN EPISODE WHEN THOSE 3 KIDS LIVE IN JAPAN THEN THE GIRL WALKED INTO THE ALLEY AT NIGHT HAS A PET THAT ALMOST EATS ANYTHING! THEN IN THE MORNING ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I'M NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU! IT DOES! THEN A BOY AND THE VESPA RIDING GUITAR BABE COME TO THE RESCUE! THE NAMES ARE TAKUN. A SMALL KID WHO GOT WHACKED UPSIDE DA HEAD BY A GUITAR BABE NAMED HARUKO LIKE I MENTIONED. THE TWO AVOID A DETECTIVE THEN AGAIN ALL HELL BREAKS WHEN SHE HITS HIM WITH A GUITAR THEN THE SHAPE FORMING MUTANT ATE HIM BUT HEY IT DID NOT SWALLOW HIM! BUT IN HIS BELLY TAKUN IS FOUND! BUT THERE IS MORE CRAZINESS A ROBOT GRABS THAT BIG MOUNTAIN AND BLASTS THE RED LIGHT THEN HE IS A MUTATED VERSION OF HIM WITH A RED BODY AND GUITAR THEN THE TWO DUKE IT OUT IN A HYPERKENITC WAY! THEN JUST WHEN IT 'S ALL INSANITY TAKUN JOLTS DOWN BUT DID NOT CRASH THEN THE TWO KISS! AWWWWWWW SWEEET! LOVE ELECTRIC LOVE! BUT FINALLY SOMETHING SPROUTS HIS HEAD A DRAGON AND THE MUTANT IS DESTROYED LEAVING HALF THE CITY IN SHAMBLES ! FUCKED UP AND FUCKIN' COOL! THE VESPA CHICK IS MY FAVORITE. I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER IF ANY OF YA'LL SEE IT LET ME KNOW CAUSE I TAPED IT ! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITOO TAPED THE XANADU SONG AS A BATTLE THEME IN MY CASSETTE MY HOME MOVIE IS THE BRAIN OPERA! ANYHOW HARUKO ROCKS! MOTHERFUCKERS! GUITARS GUITARS! GUITARS! WHOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU! CIAO!
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esoteric spiritual guides
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a roguelike, is in fact, a proc-runner, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a runner plus procedural generation. Proc-runners aren't roguelikes, but rather another style of game which has only a few of the high-value factors comprising a full roguelike as defined by the Berlin Interpretation.
Ohrmuzd as a trap for Ahriman
Chinese state media has called Australia "A giant kangaroo that acts like a dog to the US" after Australia called for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID-19
The factory of the future is going to be one person manning 1,000 robots and a second person cleaning the floor. And eventually the guy cleaning the floor is going to be replaced by a Roomba because a Roomba doesnft ask for benefits or bathroom breaks or get sick and can work 24-7.
Fortune of Dung (Tojo, named by Hantei XVI and forgotten)
Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia
Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.
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the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.
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INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic
DATE/TIME: Right now
VICTIM: Libtard
OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled
ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎
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