[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (635)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:34

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:35

Wait, I'm an idiot, I forgot to put the last one on.
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 19:13

Cute girl posting in the wrong thread.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 21:24

legalize gay weed 1994

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 05:50

So guys, what are your opinions on wojakposting?

I must confess that I find it a trifle tiresome myself.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 06:32

>>5 i've hated wojaks, pepes/frogs, and dogeposting ever since they became a thing but they won't fucking go away

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 07:09

In some of these old threads that got bumped, I recognise posts I made 4000 days ago. Isn't that crazy

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 07:14


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9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 15:08

Sometimes I go to imgur dot com to leech their bandwidth and I catch a glimpse of an advice animal and have to reflect on my actions.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 02:13

why is it called a top level domain if it comes at the end of the url

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 04:33

>>10 The internet is run by arabs

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 11:25

>>10 it was named after android namespaces

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 14:14

give us this day our daily pizza-crust

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 20:22

milslurp

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 23:21

I feel empty...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 23:39

>>15
you should eat something

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 06:30

you know the joke about how the worst version of bob dylan songs is the one by bob dylan?

i feel that way about zun sometimes

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 19:22

visual basic 6

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 19:33

Fuck google.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 01:58

My head hurts.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:20

i've been sweaty lately and i don't know why

i mean, it's probably just stress from playing games more competitively than before, but i don't know it's that.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 02:42

NEED TO VOMIT.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 03:22

ok i vomited guys everything is a-okay 😎👍

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 04:25

i'm way behind on my lore

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 01:09

Why would google assume that a video called "sex crazed ponies" is intended for kids?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 03:21

I thought I made a thread here about the corona virus but I can't find it.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 03:25

>>26
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1584316870/? It got pushed off the front page by the coomer spammer bumping a bunch of old threads.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 16:07

Oh no, I missed my chance to >>14GET

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 18:26

Everything gets worse forever.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 20:01

Don't worry, there's still >>88GET for you to snipe. You big gay Hitler you.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 04:44

The Sussman more like the sus man.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 07:51

>go to event
>bring camera because it's a fun hobby
>get great seat, take tons of photos with event organizer's blessing
>never taken photos of this particular thing before, turns out it's quite difficult
>accept it as an opportunity to practice and grow as a photographer
>spend ridiculous amount of time sorting, culling, and editing after the event because it really was tons of photos
>actually genuinely proud of some of them
>throw the best ones in a zip file, upload to host
>send link to event organizer, some friends, and a private board for this particular thing, explicitly asking for honest feedback for growth purposes
>wait a day
>"I love that one shot"
>a few voiceless thumbs up at the board
>zero other response
>not even acknowledgement of receipt by organizer
>come on, at least say if they suck or not, that was a lot of work
>wait a couple more days
>still zero other response
>hmm, is anyone even looking at this?
>check file access logs on host
>two downloads, total

Oh.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 11:14

I'm cute.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 11:25

"To all NEETs and Hikkis, get fucked."

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 12:46

punching down my inner egg by lifting weights and eating eggs

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 13:49

nobody owes it to you to help you get better at your hobby, just keep practicing

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 15:25

>>36
Certainly, but I think you can understand that it's still a disappointment when someone who promises to do so doesn't.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 15:26

(which I realize I didn't mention, but yes, that was part of the experience)

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 17:13

photography is like that for me as well. takes tons of time and nobody seems to care. it's still cool and fun. try getting your good shots printed sometime. cheap as chips; around here i can get 4x6 prints for 10 cents each, and i get frames at the thrift shop or dollar store

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 21:51

TAIWAN NUMBER 1

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 05:59

>>39
Yeah, I've had some prints made. Got a few on my wall, even. There's definitely something satisfying about turning my work into a tangible product. I have a few empty photo albums I got at a yard sale, maybe I should fill one with just these shots.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 15:42

can someone do some fanart of my Irish-Egyptian original character named O'Siris

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 21:31

perceived punitive motives of dentists

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 23:14

You are DQN.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 08:59

keeps putting me with retired ex-masters when i'm silver at best

gaem is ded

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 09:23

cards against humanity is just a masturbatory "which of our jokes do you think are funniest" with no room for player creativity

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 10:09

I'm warm inside.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 15:23

good morning fellow idiots

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 15:34

>>48
Good morning, dumbass.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 17:32

>>48, >>49
Mornin' fuckfaces.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 17:54

DQN is me.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 19:08

>>48 >>49 >>50 >>51

Ohayou, dokyuns.

53 Name: vc: dang : 1993-09-9723 06:11

ヽ( ゚ヮ・)ノ imagine thinkng

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 07:22

Why doesnt the OP list thread #34?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 08:53

because >>1 is an idiot

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 12:24

Why doesn't >>54 see >>2?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 13:50

>>56
Perhaps they clicked "Last 50 posts" instead of "Entire thread".

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 14:38

hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiii lime by

59 Name: 🍤 : 1993-09-9723 21:44

koishi

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 20:52

"Yeah, but I've won coin flips before"

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 01:56

I'm stupid.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 15:55

starting a social media account for my honest political thoughts & packaging it as satire

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:40

When people say "literal" in the hyperbolic sense and not for something that literally happened, I like to pretend they said "littoral" so it's still wrong but for a funnier reason

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:44

Actually any time and not just misusing it. That guy's a littoral pædophile XD Captcha: haw haw haw

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 07:48

>>64 If he was caught kiddy-diddling at the beach then that's a great pun, for shore

66 Name: vc: sass : 1993-09-9727 11:54

with mosaic censorship over her blanket

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 03:54

idiocracy is not isekai, the guy just has the same predicament

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 10:33

I fart into a cup and give it to you to drink

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 20:14

What's isekai even, is it that anime guy who created absolutely beautiful landscapes and was completely shit at drawing faces?..

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9728 23:55

>>62
sounds incredibly fresh and unique, i say go for it

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 02:00

you know those couple minutes right after your highschool graduation ceremony where it was all over and the veil drops and everyone is just kinda standing around like "ok, what now?"

the last few years of internet have felt kinda like that

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 08:13

>>71 did not graduate from high school.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 10:28

>>71
where's my internet diploma?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9730 23:48

Wish someone was licking my ears right now.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 15:37

remembering how in "Peace on Earth" the last two humans shot each other and that's how they became extinct

peace at last!

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 03:49

I am an undie, and i love emailing my TA annoying questions

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 06:52

>>74 hey

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 23:57

I have many cute people in my life.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 02:11

Terrible drivers are an essential service and are working through this crisis to keep you from getting anywhere safely on time. With reduced traffic, terrible drivers are having to drive slower, veer blindly across more lanes of traffic, tailgate even closer, and stare at their phones longer at every single green light. Their hard work assures your rare trips out of the home remain unpleasant, providing a sense of normalcy in these difficult times.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 15:57

Out of curiosity: https://i.imgur.com/idcqxew.png (the vertical axis is days)

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 18:40

Oh for fuck's sake. You've already forced thousands of people to switch their email addresses, set up 2FA, and use only particular programs to access email. Yet you STILL can't filter out some bozo who has learned that he can write whatever he wants in the "From" field of the message. Right now we've got highly respected PhDs writing each other things like "My signature always has this particular quotation, but the fake messages don't have any quotations. That's how you can tell which ones are real."

Just tell us all to use PGP and configure the system to reject un-signed messages, or set up a fucking DIME server from Levison's code, or something. It would be less hassle than what you've already done and it might actually work.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 20:29

>>80
Interesting. Thank you.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 22:13

>>80 Awesome! That's so cool!

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 23:07

i want kim yo jong to step on my dick

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 09:32

I remember lurking 99chan a bit 10 years ago, they had a Dance board where we talked about tektonik and jumpstyle. Ahh memories...

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 18:52

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 21:39

>>85 i miss /cccp/ and /reich/, i remember one day they combined them into like a nazbol board or something

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 02:34

>>86
Check under the bed.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 06:17

There is a knot in the faux-wood of my apartment's flooring that looks uncannily like the head of a man wearing dark glasses and a fake nose, framed by a sunburst-esque decoration. Either the human mind is primed for facial recognition, or I should start a cult.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 09:23

>>87 Dancing with distant friends is a lot more fun, but not as fun as dancing very close to friends

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 10:30

balls

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 15:07

My life so far can be divided pretty cleanly into 2 year segments based on my mental state. So far we've had the age of paranoia, the age of anger, the age of depression and the age of stress, right now we're in the age of lethargy. I can just smell the age of fun over the horizon.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 00:42

Right now I'm in the age of swollen nuts

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 05:45

I'm in the age of smoke weed everyday

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 05:56

the age of autism
the age of acting like i'm 12
the age of... aquarius

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 07:56

I oscillate between 6-8 month cycles of "If I take the time to clear my head, I'll feel better" and "Oh, so that's what I was trying to forget".

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 09:11

the age of september

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 10:34

tfw you win a sniper duel and the other guy immediately deletes himself from the match

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 10:52

The age of abject terror.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:50

Who the fuck is raiding us this time?

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 15:53

you

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 17:41

>>100 It's interesting on an anonymous textboard how obvious it is when there are new visitors, isn't it? I guess they'll either lurk and learn what it means to be member (not affiliate) or get board and sod off.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 17:49

>>102 which posts indicate new visitors?

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:26

What's the pedigree of this apogee?

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:47

>>102 What does it mean to be member?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 19:56

>>102 why is the date 1993

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 20:39

>>102 I'm gonna get the 1000get on this thread

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 21:39

>>107 me too

109 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9737 01:19

>>105
Ok, the Pax Tsukuru is an organization, and sites whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the globe are it's "members". We have a unique neutrality policy that allows this to work.

If you don't know what the Pax Tsukuru is, the primary reason that it hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it distasteful.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 07:10

>>109 Why does the elitist superstructure find it distasteful? Does it mean the elitist superstructure doesn't have peaceful intentions?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 21:56

Allo

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 06:07

that mspaint image of a fat guy in a t-shirt that says "anime pro" but it says "yoshinoya pro" instead

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:33

early bird gets that worm but the early worm finds a spot in early bird's stomach and can't escape from it

rome wasn't built in a day, but it fell in one

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:34

god i hope that hot girl gets put in charge of north korea but i don't think it will happen

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 20:42

The early bird catches the worm, does the worm think that's the way we all go?

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 21:52

New morning. He stopped growing taller five years ago. >>112 checked his
height as usual. No change. He was 163.0 cm tall yesterday. Now it was
162.8 cm. Even in recession, and young as >>112 was, he was promoted to the
manager of a Yoshinoya franchisee. But his height was just 162.8 cm. Even a
bit potbellied now.

Of course, his answer to others was always 165 cm. Nobody would find a
difference, just a few centimeters. Even for trivial matters, he pretended.
He talked to a friend over a lunch that he hanged out with college girls,
but a friend simply ignored him.

He had been short since he was a child. He never forgot to drink milk.
Nothing happened. He once started a thread asking if he could gain height
after 20 years, only to face with bad languages saying "Just give up!" and
"Cut off your wire and your wrist." and alike. He faked a massage like "I
grew 5 cm taller after 30 years." but something remained empty.

He always felt being looked down. Today like in other days, he must be
looked down. He booted up the PC. To let out his frustration he chose the 4
channel. Here >>112 can look down upon others.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 11:49

The early bird dies of intestinal parasites, because not every worm was created equal

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 10:47

Wish somebody would cuddle me and stroke my hair and tell me everything's going to be okay.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 11:26

that movie about a japanese lady trying to make it in finland and her first customer is a poor weeb with no friends so he doesn't directly bring any business in

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 12:39

Just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 00:42

All of my thoughts involve the internet

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 14:35

The most annoying way to respond to any discussion about piss jugs is to smarmily imply that the other person drinks the piss

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 17:24

My boomer dad keeps paying for communist propaganda and I don't understand why.

They give that shit away for free, comrade.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 18:31

PENGUIN.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 18:57

bearded vulture

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 21:54

Great tit

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 22:44

so has anyone in here died yet please raise your hand if you have died

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9741 23:20

Does being dead inside count

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 09:47

I've lost a granny and an auntie this month

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 21:36

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 00:48

>>130 Harsh...

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 05:11

>>129
I'm so sorry and please take care

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 09:26

literally every character from every disgaea game is playable/unlockable/at least fightable in every other disgaea game, EXCEPT yukimaru

FREE HER

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 10:32

>>133
Kana Ueda's fees probably got jacked up over 9000x since Disgaea 2 and NIS doesn't want to pay them.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 11:14

Being alive sucks ass.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9744 01:13

>>134
i mean i imagine its the same for yukari tamura, what they did in disgaea 5 was just recycle like 2 or 3 voiced lines for all the characters from the older games

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9745 03:43

that cursed 90s 3D aesthetic

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 05:38

I wonder if the Smosh guys, or any other big youtube star that appeals to children has ever thought of the possibility that a kid that died right after watching one of their videos (which has definitely happened at least once or twice), and that kid's death dream right before their brain shuts down stars his two favorite internet stars, Ian and Anthony. If I was Smosh, I'd want to watch those dreams.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 23:18

Kinda wish I was just a cute girl's pet.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9748 22:49

The smegmathon

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9750 23:05

Don stepped outside

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 01:00

Dave's not here, man.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 02:32

Have you ever been mellow?

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 03:21

Self-inflicted trauma by imaginary CBT

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 03:40

There are so many "automatic red flag" sorts of things people say.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 10:29

>>145
hi, i'm xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 13:08

Ghetto reënactors reliving that drive-by shooting of july '86

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 16:56

nic fit nic fit nic fit nic fit

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 17:04

What does it mean?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9751 18:15

>>149 Information Technology

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 04:18

>>150
Did you know that the I in Information Technology stands for Internet?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 04:18

RIP iichan

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 08:24

There is no "eye" in "Internet".

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 09:35

Blondie's "The Tide Is High" is a cover, it was originally by the Paragons - black men.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 11:07

Useless.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 17:35

>>146
Hi, xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china. It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 19:15

das ist kein knoife

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 18:59

neeD MUSCLE WiTCH

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 03:04

Nothing makes you a new man like puking.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 16:42

So that stuff in the background of LLS stage 5 is not actually reticles but fluorescent clocks.
My life makes sense now.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 21:20

Sanishining: the act of making bootleg sanitizer.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 21:23

"Bush is a sucker for the sunk-cost fallacy" is the most 2000s headline I've ever seen.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 23:45

I disagree but

I do respect the fuck out of that statement.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 04:57

Keep on coming back to the fact that in his diaries 1959-60 Italo Calvino complains about the fact that all the pretty girls in San Francisco professed to be lesbians. You think he was just that sexually aggressive? I wouldn't turn down sex with him and I'm a straight man and also he died 34 years ago.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 14:27

Somebody cross-references previous threads even hundreds of posts into the current one... It's spooky

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9755 22:17

the name entry field in dragons dogma is too short, i wanted to play as "jack conundrum" and "continue-chan"

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 08:34

5ch blocks foreign IPs on the English speaking boards as well.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9756 23:23

I should wash my hair.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 08:57

a 6th sense that tells you when jews are near, call it the heebie-jeebies

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 14:37

What are you talking about >>169-san, there are always JEWS near

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 15:31

>>168
Andrew W.K. doesn't wash his hair, and I think he is a great person to model yourself after.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 00:57

If you say you want freedom but also want "degenerate" things banned you're a hypocrite and also a retard

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 07:38

ok, this idiot didn't kill himself. he just logged off or is ignoring me. that's a good thing.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:09

i want to grope a cute boy

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:17

just mush his cheeks and thighs and butt with my big calloused hands like cute boy play-doh

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:27

chasers are really gross

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 10:08

>>176 I think they're great, I'll never forget my friend's face when I first explained the concept to him!

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:01

>>176 how do you drink tequila then

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:54

Cobalt Blue jewjutsu technique

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 18:55

>>173
What happened, whom were you mean to?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 20:04

>>176 not a chaser just gay alright god

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 20:30

My favourite chaser story is the one where he got viciously fucked in a park and then while he was crying in the fetal position the giver was like "haha you have HIV now" and pissed on him. He got what he wanted then realised he really didn't want it.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 21:07

>>178 rectally

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 21:42

wait i thought you guys were referring to "tranny-chasers" not bugchasers

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 22:11

>>184 i just learned about bug chasers from this thread but the person i was thinking about when i posted >>176 also wouldn't shut up about being on PrEP so he was probably both lol.

>>181 i am glad that you aren't a chaser and hope you can find a cute boyfriend to mush.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 23:10

my feet hurt

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9759 23:52

I should be in bed already.

I mean, I am in bed, but I should be asleep already.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 00:31

Yeah virginia woolf is such an eloquent writer that reading this book is intimidating which is somehow appealing but it's also so richie rich that i wanna throw it out

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 00:51

extremely cool how every single long-running rpg/doujin series gets turned into a fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game now

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 02:54

>>189
link to the "victim girls" fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game? i missed it

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:28

i have once again jerked off to something completely unsatisfying.
hate real porn so much.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 04:29

Is loli porn really a gateway to real stuff?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 06:26

i feel empty

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 09:01

i feel so fucking full, and i'm still hungry

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 09:01

good news: i can SHIT again.
bad news: i am now starving.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:12

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:14

jews:

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 13:16

news:my name is squeeks and i donated to ISIS

199 Name: Shii : 1993-09-9760 15:27

I joined the Zaitokukai and am devoting my life to their glorious nipponese cause

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 17:57

I think a lot about my penguin.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9760 20:10

news:my name is squeeks and i donated to IRS

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 03:30

I can't stop wondering what my life would have been like if my family loved me.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9762 08:53

I'd just like to be able to call a seller of goods "merchant" without sounding antisemitic.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 01:33

i wish i could pull my prostate out and wring it out over the sink, it feels so gunked up in there i can hardly piss

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 07:07

>>204
That doesn't sound too good. Better examine it. The surgery for removing parts of it hurts like hell. Please don't get into that stage.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9763 22:07

>>204 try long needle-nosed pliers.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 18:19

house house house house house

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 20:32

fujoshi girlfriend who's ok with you cheating but only if it's with another boy and only if she gets to watch

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:10

Imagine being born past 1993

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:21

>>209 i can't cook, all i know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 21:31

>>208

>fujoshi girlfriend [...]

fate worse than death

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9764 22:31

didn't think about "strega nona" since 1992, to the point i forgot the title and barely remember the plot, then come across two completely unrelated references to it within the span of two hours

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 04:25

Rare events happen constantly

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 17:54

now i'm feeling lonely-- god damn-- my mind is playing tricks on me

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:13

pervasive guerrilla children's book ad campaign!

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:18

should i learn to cook kimchi?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9765 23:32

>>216 do you mean like, learn how to make it yourself from cabbage? there's nothing much to "cooking" it, just throw it on the side of the plate with some meat and rice.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 00:30

>>217 hell yeah man. like with one of those huge glass tupperwares in my fridge

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-9766 12:55

( ˃ ヮ˂) Bizarre gory sex rituals for an imagined higher spectator!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 13:33

I'm sick of this quarantine bullshit, I just want to cuddle my boyfriend and then get fucked into oblivion by him.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 15:00

why is there a whole emoji category for transportation. it's a globalist plot??????

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 16:29

>>216 it can be kind of space-intensive, but hey if you love it or need it to taste a particular way, then go for it (some people like it in a semi-fizzy state when you chew it; can't get that from a jar)

technically you could just befriend an ajumma, they'll hook ya up

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 18:51

>>221
The Unicode Consortium is one of the best examples I know of for the globalist paradigm. An organization starts out with a concrete, desirable goal (allow uniform representation of the characters needed to describe historical, international documents). Good progress is made, and everyone signs on board.

Then the organization switches from pursuing the initial, stated goal to simply prolonging its own existence. Problems (Han unification, homoglyph attacks) go unaddressed, additional feature creep pushes complexity onto software implementations.

Since the organization has adopted a goal that touches such a large number of people, of course there will be some users who are discontent with the decisions. The UC can't please everyone, so they default to pleasing the largest voices: corporations and donors. But those corporations don't care about the issues. They only donate to the UC for PR purposes.

So the result is an organization that doesn't care about fixing anything, funded by corporations that don't care about fixing anything, deriving power because the public vaguely remembers and approves of the goal that nobody is pursuing. The corporations request changes, the UC holds conferences and updates documents, but nobody in the loop actually cares about the result beyond technical curiosity. No problem is being solved.

TL;DR of course. Today they force U+1F688 LIGHT RAIL into your font library, tomorrow they sentence your family to hard labor camps because you hummed a forbidden tune.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:06

>>223
Lol i want a unicode extension for stroke order so i can write japanese kanji with the taiwanese stroke order and vice versa to annoy people. Are u a corporation that can fund this request at the unicode illuminati meeting. Pls and tyvm

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 19:09

I do appreciate ur pt about the homoglyphs and han unification if it helps

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9766 20:37

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety from mojibake, deserve neither Liberty nor 闍アル繝・繝シ繧オ繧." - Ben域擲莠ャ莠碑 Fra螟ァ繧貞女縺代※縲∵

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 10:34

I don't want to...

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9767 16:30

4 years since the murder, but I can't post a wikipedia link because 4-ch is trying to censor it.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 03:49

>>220

>quarantine

What the fuck are you roleplayers talking about this time? Go back to your basement and LARP about the apocalypse and orcs with giant dicks you nerd

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 06:28

It's almost 100 degrees and using the computer makes my room swelter.
I hate summer, I live in NH and it still sucks.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9768 10:34

black elves matter

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:18

>>204 here

about a day after i wrote this post i went to the urologist and he gave me an antibiotic, i took the first dose, laid in bed for a while, then had a wank and the cum that came out was about the color and consistency of apricot jam, but now i feel great and all the pressure and feelings of being "stopped up" are gone

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 00:31

thanks for reading

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 02:49

Stop fursecuting

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 09:01

>>232 That's cool! Apricot jam!

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 22:42

Crabs are cool.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9769 23:19

intergender wrasslin illuminati meeting

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 00:21

SANJI! MESHI MESHI~

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 04:32

old and busted: rei clones
new hotness: asagi clones

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9770 15:53

butt nutter

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 00:40

thank you for your service, dude who autistically curates the wikipedia thread to make sure no one accidentally posts a link that someone else posted 8 years ago

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 05:18

For a very long time I thought "ACAB" stood for "assigned cop at birth."

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 06:40

Aaron Caresses Adolescent Boys

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 07:57

do you think mc ride knows who anthony fantano is and thinks he's a fucking dork

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 08:34

>>241 As I said, it's not in case someone accidentally posts duplicates, I just find it interesting that these particular topics make multiple appearances here, they must be *EXTRA DQN QUALITY*

I don't search the previous threads looking out for reposts, I see the title or read the first sentence and think "Wait, I already know about this, and there's only one place I could have learned it from" and sure enough it's come up before!

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 12:56

Can't believe I'm still alive.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 14:14

i worry that we near the end times, yet i havent done anything cool enough to justify my existence during them

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 15:49

>>247
The end times were long ago. We are the abandoned watch slowly ticking down its last winding, the video game left running overnight by accident, the legacy server walled up inside a janitorial closet because nobody cares.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 17:06

>>245 i was only being like 33% sarcastic, i too think it's interesting which articles get reposted the most. something in them speaks to the nebulous soul of what it is to be "DQN".

vc: pozz

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 21:28

alright, here's a spicy, dogshit take:
pepe is to 4chan, what mona is to 2channel.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:36

>>250
pepe is giko; mona is wojak

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:44

teh rei is to DQN what Tablecat is to SAoVQ

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 22:49

don't think, feel

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:25

>>250 Mona was conceived on 2channel but Pepe was taken from an existing comic

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9771 23:29

Boys with long-ish messy hair are very sexy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:41

Boy, do I have news for you this season.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 00:46

>>251
This is a better take since both Mona and Wojak started out as responses to people on the interne with too much time on their hands, though Wojak (Warrior) came from a short-lived Polish imageboard before it was sent to Krautchan and spread to 4chan a la Spurdo.

258 Name: Boys who INVITE a pantsing!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-9772 01:26

Pantsing, or depantsing, as we called it in my old school, was considered a harmless tradition, which everyone – except the boy being pantsed – found amusing, and that included the teachers, and most especially, the girls in the adjoining school. In the article it is unclear if the boys’ underpants are removed or just his trousers. It was always both in my experience, and indeed in my town, there would be little discomfort proceeding purely from mere trouser removal. The rules were that only the boys who were in the First Grade could be pantsed, and then only if they were pre-pubescent. Typically, after some playful monkey business on the part of the newbie, he would be seized by a group of older “hearties”, have his trousers and pants removed, and quite often his shirt as well. Then, he would be carried to the middle of the school ground, usually near and sometimes right in the girls’ grounds, and left there to make his way as best he might.

As is common in many institutions, the youngest forms were the – usually benign – target of all sorts of pranks and japes, and so it was that the 12 year olds suffered this indignity. It’s a sort of rite of passage, and the victim’s humiliation was alleviated by his knowledge that he would be neither the first nor last to be pantsed in public, and that it would soon be HIS turn to do the same to the incoming forms that followed him. Other rules were that the boy could in no way be harmed or hurt, that the act had to be done in a good-natured, jocular fashion, and that only boys who were lively, healthy, and cheeky were fair game.

One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girls’ grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girls’ basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boys’ and girls’ schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.

The Simpson’s, a cartoon that has touched on many themes never dealt with elsewhere, has an episode in which one of the characters – Martin – brings about his own unbreeching, as he frankly admits to himself. The incident reminded me vividly of the mild exhibitionism of my own schoolboy skylarking. A brief screenplay can be found here:

http://simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/1F22.html

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 02:50

i remember when there were two common pepes and basically no rare pepes.

I feel like one of those people who knew bitcoin was a thing but didn't have a single dollar to my name so I couldn't hop on that. Because I was.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 03:59

Matt Drudge
Terry Tao
Perez Hilton

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 04:39

>>255 yes they are, where can i get one

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 08:48

>>259 Me too to both! I remember downloading all the Boys Club strips and pulling my shorts all the way down to pee before people started to say "Feels good man!" (before it was an alt.right thing). Anyone seen the movie? Is it any good?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 10:30

>>262

>pulling my shorts all the way down to pee

I used to do that until 3rd grade.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:10

>>263 Feels good man!

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 18:36

I’d be fine with any boyfriend but long-ish messy hair seems nice.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9772 19:27

posting "plz fuck me sephy-sama" is a lot more concise and to the point, you know

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 02:19

I miss finding webcomics entertaining.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 03:22

mosfets make me horny

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 11:24

We're not very good at existing.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 12:38

i love it when i discover something unexpected on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the day

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 17:21

I love it when I discover a new community on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the month

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:05

DQN is like DQN but without the DQN.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:06

DQN will probably never be DQN again

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 18:59

vc: mabe a little late, but with the 10,000th coming up, wouldn't that be a neat date for a new dqn release?

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:30

It would be really cool to get a new default name on the big 10,000

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 19:57

Make album people nice nice nice nice nice

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:16

help, how do i made music

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 20:47

i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9773 23:41

Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:25

.@pokemon Eevee lives matter

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:35

need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 04:40

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 14:45

i be shittin, because that's what i be doing

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9774 16:05

i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 03:30

>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows

vc: cope

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9775 19:16

thinking about boy butts again

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 03:57

the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
vs.
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 17:02

BRING BACK GENMAY

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 04:25

Alright, I'm going to have a panic attack right when I click "Reply" but then I'll fall asleep in 3 minutes.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 14:24

Maybe I'll lay off the drugz for a few days.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 20:29

Wait, the wizards were gay?

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:12

wizardry is kind of gay if you ask me

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:14

Sleep on this boob.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:31

spacemona

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9777 23:52

i won't go into detail but it's very horny

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:19

it carries out and is w

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 05:40

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298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 10:30

Infant genital mutilation? Cut that shit out!

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 17:43

Italicised text looks nice.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 19:21

When I see an italic I give it a little lick.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9778 20:42

Poopums, the magical wonder

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 01:04

Kim petras's vagine

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 10:29

Anal supremacy

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 12:51

my water bottle has an expiration time of 13:37

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 05:08

The Autonomous Zone of DQN @ 4-ch

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 13:47

219 days until dokyuuns' great awakening

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 16:57

Nothing is fun any more.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 17:02

>>307 Rocket League is great fun!

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 19:59

YouTube auto-CC: ungrammatical nonsense that only kinda sounds like what was said
Also YouTube auto-CC: exact Internet meme spelling and metal umlauts

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 20:28

>>306
I'm sure buy the 10,000th day we'll finally get to October

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:33

how come if i'm an older woman who's into 20 year old boys i'm a "cougar" and it's cute and quirky but if i'm an older man who likes the same i'm a "faggot" and it's creepy and weird

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:34

no one is talking about this

vc: mote

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:38

the current eternal UNIX date (the number of days elapsed since 1970-01-01 00:00) is 1970-01-18424

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:55

>>311 Cougars are creepy and weird, not that there's anything wrong with that

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9781 23:55

>>313
Let us take a moment to consider the fact that over 50% of all history has taken place within this last month.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 02:57

>>311
cougars are gross no matter what, old gays can at least get buff

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 09:11

>>316 A buff old gay man would still be an old gay man

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 13:14

I should do my nails...

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9782 15:17

Spiderman in spiderland

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 00:13

加齢臭

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 06:09

1812
AHAB

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 08:09

How come you can easily find videos of people old and young doing retarded shit from all over the world: USA, EU, Russia, wherever - but not from Japan? If something is Japanese, it's the same comics from TV shows. What is it, some kind of a strict censorship? Brainwashing? Are they trying to create an image of a lawful, obedient country, borderline robots?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 08:53

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9783 20:03

whenever i see a twitter otaku couple, i wonder what they are going to look like as they hit their midlife crises (and older age, retirement etc)

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 00:18

1994 is gonna be my year

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 00:38

gaynus

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 02:13

Every time I'm 75% through a project, I discover a trick that would have made it 150% less time-consuming.

The trick never relates to future projects somehow.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 03:00

torrenting/mass downloading was the original idle game.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 14:59

using a download manager and hoping it wasn't a trojan because "free" dial-up meant you had no hope of FTP-ing that damned file in one sitting

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 22:49

My life is fuck.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 10:49

Foreword

This book is about Touhou girls genderswapped to shotas who then have gay sex.
This is not a futa book.
This is not a straight shota book.

It's a gay sex shota book.

Know this before reading.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 18:53

>>331
what book is this from?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 19:47

>>332
the good one

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 22:30

>>327 I can relate.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9785 23:07

>>332 the holy Quran

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 06:17

lemme just spin up the whole-ass JRE to show you a banner ad

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 11:49

I'm not one of those.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 12:09

"Void where prohibited", it said, so now I'm a registered sex offender.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9786 20:49

MUNKY CHEEZ

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 00:35

>>341 I disagree

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 01:30

>>340 you're smart, funny, and beautiful and your life is worth living

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 01:52

i've gained weight the past few weeks despite working out but my belly is smaller and my chest, arms & legs are bigger, iĺl take it

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 03:12

Oh my wacom tablet, i luv u

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 17:46

Rape an Ape

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9787 22:19

bepis

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 17:43

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 20:24

gaynus

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 21:32

i hate horses
worst of all the animals

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9788 22:31

>>348
Aren't they your friends?

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 00:03

>>349
they're my fiends

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 01:23

They're large and lumpy, and you have to go outside to appreciate them.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 02:53

horseburgers

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 08:32

>>346 Only from wartime comics
>>352 Tasty! Big juicy burger de cheval ( ˃ ヮ˂)

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 14:41

and lastly, horses await us in HELL

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 14:44

let me sleep

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 15:25

i wish i was a girl so i could peg cute boys

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 17:05

Why is Skunny a squirrel?

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9789 18:35

if anything, ND should be paying us $60 to watch their ryona vid

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 16:05

¡El maricon!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 18:59

disgusting vaginae

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 19:02

Memories.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:56

>>353
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED A ROYALE WITH A CHEESE

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9790 21:58

>>346
i learned about Vera Lynn from that song and, now I'm all grown up, I don't like it or the rest of the album very much

i;m a grown ass hater

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 07:39

What a lovely mental breakdown I had last night.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 11:14

brahmin indian woman whose family owns a literal slave plantation back home, speaking to a third generation descendant of ukrainian serfs: you are privileged because of your pale skin

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9791 22:45

saw a thumbnail of what looked like an anime girl squeezing out a turd but it turned out she was just being fucked by a disembodied black cock

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9792 20:05

Kentucky Jelly

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9792 23:42

cute girl cute girl cute girl cute girl

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 00:24

tendies stage of humanity

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 07:37

i am not moving from this toilet until i know i can shit and do not have constipation

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 16:52

imoutorola

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 18:03

A Capcom VS Square Enix fighting game. I'd like to play as one of the female bodyguards from Dragon Quest III.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 20:22

throw that bussy

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9793 23:47

taste my SCOBY

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 04:38

Why can't you just leave me alone furiously picking my nose

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 12:05

c'mon, post more

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 12:53

Eat shit, you gay baboon

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 14:57

>>373 Didya ever play EHRGEIZ?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 18:42

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 19:19

i deleted 250 gigabytes of anime. now i'll read manga. i regret nothing

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9794 22:28

i love driving, everyone is always so nice and gives way to me

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 09:17

Gee, I hope the CIA doesn't find the seven-volume set of Tranny Hitler / Furry Göbbels slashfic that I wrote during the COVID-19 quarantine.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 12:40

>>376 believe you me I'm trying

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 22:42

tightly grip my dork

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9795 22:49

i would have expected at least a little more activity considering the circumstances, but it seems like it's gone the opposite direction instead

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 01:58

Life is tough. My T style is tougher

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 09:17

>>386 What circumstances?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9796 17:32

>>388
I think >>386​-san means all the newbies flooding in thanks to AOL.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 08:02

My Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 09:44

>>386
The Internet is like, so over.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 13:40

>>379
It was okay. However, a game made mostly by Capcom would have been better.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 15:43

I joined a discord in an effort to be more social, but has it worked?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 16:06

I want a fuckin' 4-egg meat lover's omelette and there's nobody out there to serve me one because of this goddamn plague I HATE THIS YEAR WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN IN AN ELECTION YEAR oh that's right democrats never mind

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 17:54

raising chickens to make the MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 19:38

technically, any hen is the mother of all omelettes

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 22:37

You say "OMELETTE" but I'm a CHICKEN
Born on a farm and raised by a hen

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 00:50

grab 'em by the vc: puse

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 01:01

>>397 Classic!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 01:02

I wonder if that dude with the dulcimer is still kicking about...

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 02:26

Ostrich egg omelet...

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 04:38

Ostrich jousting

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 09:22

farting penis

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 10:39

saying "clout" is cringe
"cringe" as a noun or adjective is cringe

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 16:50

the bone of my sword, hehehehehehehehehe

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9798 21:01

I have to watch so much porn to get my libido up and one simple distraction takes away all of it.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 00:01

Why the fuck would i care what u thots would say

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 00:34

>>406
Take a month off. Seriously. No Jackin' July. Lift weights instead. You'll be amazed at the results.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 01:48

self-flanderization through social media

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 02:51

seamen on a Kancolle girl

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 04:20

no-jerk january
nofap february
masturbationless march
abstinent april
may you not beat your meat may
just stop june
no jackin' july
ascendant august
semen retention september
no onanism october
no nut november
don't touch dick december

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 19:28

I've masturbated 4 times this year

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9799 20:20

Jerk-off January
Fapping February
Masturbating March
Addicted April
Manustuprating May
Jackin' June
Jaculatin' July
Autoerotic August
Sinistral September
Onanistic October
Naugahyde November
Dracula December

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 09:38

I tried running Folding@Home, but my computer proved to be too slow to finish work units before the deadline.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 21:12

>>412
congratulations, I think?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 08:34

just got my foreskin snibbed... can finally see my glans for the first time

vc: pube

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 14:40

I'm not a homophobe-- my favourite dildo is gay!

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9801 16:39

as much as i like the idea of impregnating a cute boy and all the images around of anime traps holding pregnancy tests, a male testing positive on an at-home pregnancy test usually indicates testicular cancer...

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 03:36

Maybe this knowledge will be useful in the future(?)

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 08:29

catpanions

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 12:22

>>411,413
brilliant

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 17:57

There's a cute girl in my bed.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 18:22

Is she frosting a cake with her butt?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 19:37

>>423
Not at present, no.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 20:12

>>424
Well, keep us informed.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 23:34

i live for that roughly six day stretch between when a cool internet stranger takes an interest in me and wants to talk to me and when they realize im actually dull and stupid and boring and dont want to talk to me anymore

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 23:45

this happens to me at least a couple times a year

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 00:11

>>426 I miss talking with the gal who I was in contact with for 3 years like that but she cancelled herself

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 02:49

I love... Symmetry... so i split his face in half

430 Name: awdawd : 1993-09-9804 03:42

awdawdawdawd

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 04:52

remembering that guy in a linkshell freaking the fuck out over other people standing in "his" spot ranting about it for like an hour wishing their relatives "bone cancer" and other such impotent curses

this is probably after ranting at those people, naturally

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 09:47

Stop hurting.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 19:05

pfweeeeeeeeeeeeeePAP Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf all fucking day

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 20:24

the product code for Love Plus+ is "NTR-BOXJ-JPN" H━━━( ´_ゝ`)━━━m!!

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 09:03

anus fuck

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 15:00

I should've put more points into constitution.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 16:30

Why is Portland racist to Elks?

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 07:21

POSTING FROM SLI-TAZ LINUX!

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 09:02

taw haw

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 09:56

tsu fuu

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 11:52

How come there aren't any Pink Panther memes?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 23:02

apricot jam cumming prostatis dqn here, i got an aneros and wrang like a quarter cup of clear fluid out of my prostate, then just out of curiosity i tasted it and it was really bitter, like black coffee

i feel great now though

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 23:12

Oh.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 00:50

disgaea 6 predictions? personally i'm feeling like there's gonna be an item world, team attacks, a male lead that uses either fists or swords, a tsundere female lead, and maybe a dark assembly. thoughts?

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 01:10

It's okay to be wight.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 06:22

>>444
gacha game for phones, the most broken unit is accidentally porkmeister and nobody uses anyone else, shuts down 6 months after launch

>>445
all deaths matter

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 20:00

Glow-in-the-dark country musicians

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 22:01

Do you remember your childhood?

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 22:26

What if I remember yours?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 09:48

>>448 Every second of it

captcha: time

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 15:23

Could Touhou chireiden/SA have been released after the Fukushima incident? or would that have been too politically incorrect

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 17:51

>>451
On one hand, I think ZUN would revise to avoid bad feels.
On the other hand, he has a Chernobyl-themed boss already.
Shitting on TEPCO for its callous ineptitude is a longstanding national tradition at this point. It's probably why Shinra is similarly named.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:37

teenage tomboy girl and girly shota boy playwrestling when he accidentally gets a boner

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 20:37

here's a post
are you happy now

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 00:07

>>454
yes, thank you

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:06

is there an easier way to exclude ALL images with ANY amount of female presence from a *booru search than "-1girl -2girls -3girls -4girls -5girls -6+girls"

solo male stuff isnt always tagged yaoi, hetero stuff isnt always tagged hetero, so neither of those is an ideal solution

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:29

>>456
Tag: male_focus
Might not be 100% perfect to what you're asking, but should be better than relying solely on your big minus stack.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 01:31

>>456
"-1girl -multiple_girls" should work when images are tagged properly (shitloads of them aren't, of course, especially outside danbooru). in fact, it should be equivalent to your suggested search, all the *girls tags imply multiple_girls

"-1girl -multiple_girls -breasts -pussy" is a bit more reliable at catching poorly tagged images, but not much shorter than the original

if you use danbooru, have you considered using the tag blacklist in the settings?

459 Name: 458 : 1993-09-9809 01:31

oh yeah i completely forgot male_focus existed, go me

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 02:53

>>458 i ended up using that second stack there but adding in -loli as well, seems to filter out almost everything with a vagina unless it's poorly tagged

male_focus can still include females in the image so it's not ideal either but this seems to work

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 08:54

touch the neko

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 09:01

pocket billiards

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 10:12

Fucked up, but in a good way, you know?

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 11:50

I personally hope 4chan dies, and a proper site like IIchan or 5chan is once again reborn.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 12:01

Is there anything like sovietrussia's /z/ board but not in Esperanto?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 13:16

I personally hope 4chan dies, and so does every other imageboard ever created.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 14:27

And something like iichan or 5chan take its place!

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:05

And the sweet release of death takes its place.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 18:23

And a tall, muscular man forcefully takes me from behind!

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 22:08

And a Taiwanese BBS takes its place.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 00:02

kamisama mangetsu

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 01:03


         ∧_∧   ┌─────────────────
       ◯( ´∀` )◯ < As for me, it's Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan!
        \    /  └─────────────────
       _/ __ \_
      (_/   \_)
           lll

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 03:36

like swiss design to a hentai manga

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 04:18

Stylus Labs Write more like Stylus Labs Wrong... amiwrite

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 05:01

TkWWW is like the swiss army knife of gettin the pussy wet

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 05:01

it's too fucking hot

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 16:33

so where's the secret discord twitter subreddit where everyone is hanging out

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9810 16:39

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 04:56

SEGA Penises

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 13:41

posting.rodeo/yeehaw

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 22:45

My current thought.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9811 23:36

>>481
No, you're supposed to post "your current thought", not "My current thought."

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 00:42

500watt lithium battery pack oughta do'er.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 02:14

This post is about you!

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 07:53

fuck

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 09:06

can't stop drinking this tea it's too delicious it must be stopped

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9812 21:13

sorry did I type tea? I meant pee

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 07:35

wari wari, did I say peel? I meant eel

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 13:30

I want to be saved.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 15:26

>>489
I can save you

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 16:26

I can restore you from an automatic backup

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 17:40

i just ghosted a company hmmm

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9813 23:49

I really wish the python people would crack down on all the trash websites that appear whenever i'm searching for documentation

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 06:47

usalia is my daughter and i'm gonna raise her to be big and strong

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9814 17:22

That's not right.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 04:56

I wish I was a feline person making out with another feline person right now.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 06:44

i too want to kiss a catboy

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 06:53

Nekopara

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 19:23

I hate Portland.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:02

Tom Leykis calls it "Porkland"

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:18

Folding inwards.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9815 20:46

>>498
Nekojishi

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 00:59

>>502
thanks, bookmarked

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9816 09:41

heinously anus

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 09:10

the salmonella worms deep in the depths of my urethra are earthbound-inspired and half off on steam

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 17:37

I am still shit at nethack

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 19:08

I was trying to read an article in Finnish and Google translated "manpower" as "male strength"

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9817 21:41

I feel numb.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 06:03

wen day is dark always rember happy day

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9818 14:52

don't forget to subscribble

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 02:48

ok google, show me list of war crimes that horses help commit

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 03:46

i think anybody who starts a post or tweet with "trump is literally" should be executed

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 04:19

trump is literally president of the united states of america

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 06:05

trump is literally the japanese name for western-style playing cards

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 08:58

>>514 It's actually トランプ

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 10:33

>>516 That's just a matter of orthography and phonotactics. Eitango that have been in general use for a long time are still widely considered "eigo" to this day even as single words.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 11:08

>>517 So it's not "literally" "trump" then is it?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 12:10

>>518 kana literally aren't letters.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 14:19

>>519
Yeah they are dude cmon lol

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 15:05

>>520 kana are syllabograms in a syllabary, not letters in an alphabet. this is why people call them kana and not letters, or they circumlocute, because almost nobody knows the cumbersome technical word "syllabogram".

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 16:08

persnickety pedants

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:18

>>521 you're circumlocution is nice and all but have you noticed that they are clearly letters?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:37

kanji are literally letters, cuneiform are literally letters, letters are literally collections of lines on a page that represent a sound, no one cares about your pedantry, especially not the japanese who use the word 文字 to refer to literally all of those things

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 20:55

kana = 2 bytes = NOT letters

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9819 21:19

new cat is making me itchy, which is weird cause i already HAVE a cat that i've lived with for 6 years without problems

527 Name: Meesa captcha is 'gungen' : 1993-09-9820 00:35

>>525
By that definition ω isn't a letter either (except in obsolete Greek codepages, the likes of which also exist for kana.)

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 03:54

Tell me more about the gay international soccer ladies

529 Name: circumlo : 1993-09-9820 06:29

>>521 called me cute :)

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 08:30

I held up my Western-Style Playing Cards to my Japanese friend and I said curry wa nanny? and he said トランプです! CASE CLOSED!

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 09:18

>>530
how does one say a series of symbols

did the moving air emitted from his mouth cause visual representations of Japanese phonemes to manifest in reality, in a bizarre phenomenon inexplicable by science

if so, you should probably report that to someone

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 10:31

>>524 welcome to the entire point, which is that the Japanese largely aren't orthographic bigots who think トランプ is a different word from trump because their writing system hinges on different representations of the same word yielding slight nuances
if you have to redefine "letter" differently from what references have listed for centuries that just so happens to match general English usage in the present day just to call someone a pedant when that person is providing a demonstration that "literally" has a broader definition than just "how something is composed of letters" in the first place, you should literally take your hands away from all electronic devices for one goddamned minute and consider that maybe there's a line of reasoning to follow and you're just reacting to the last thing that got said because you've spent the last ten years conditioning yourself to not pay attention for more than one and a half seconds

in short, your mom's fat

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 12:07

>>532 cum

didnt read, lol

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:27

>>531
Didn't you read what >>530 said?

>CASE CLOSED!

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 15:36

dildough

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:11

>>531

>how does one say a series of symbols

( ´_ゝ`)That’s all you ever do, man...

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9820 21:40

It's time.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 01:23

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 05:28

What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 09:20

big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 14:26

hey

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9821 21:56

>>541
wanna fuck?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 05:43

>>542
Hell yeah i do bb

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:20

Dennis the Ennis

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 08:39

No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9822 18:59

Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 00:01

touch gay anus

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:23

Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.

> touch gay anus

Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 05:30

>>548

>look gay anus

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 07:57

> look gay anus

I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 09:45

pick nose

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 15:29

A Roman Pug, that's very rare!

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 20:09

>>551

>pick nose

You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 21:04

Do we need a revival of adventure threads?

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9823 22:25

>>554
Yes.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 00:49

>>554
Sounds fun to me.
>>553

>inventory

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 02:29

How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 04:19

>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 06:25

anus ape

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 07:12

>>556 Your inventory contains:

Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quiche

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 09:54

i loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:50

atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 15:58

>>561 i dont mean this as a slight against the grinding noises guy, much the opposite in fact. he had some neat ideas but was constrained by DQNs wanting to spinebuster everyone and pour salt on everything. then again it just wouldn't have been the same story without that.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9824 19:52

>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 12:35

Sad.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:30

Nonplussed.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 20:36

one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.

i need moneys bad

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 22:53

fruster eight

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:39

Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9825 23:41

pauaua is Australian for banana

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 09:08

I hate myself.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 10:34

>>570
bye is Japanese for no

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 12:47

>>571
wrong season, dumbass!

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 13:59

We'll bang, OK?

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:10

The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9826 18:59

Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 01:26

Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 06:22

自分は高等遊民です。

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 20:13

disgusting vagina

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9827 23:29

ffs its hot today goddam

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9828 21:32

Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 04:51

gamer chicken

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 07:25

Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 09:28

>>583 What stuff?

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 10:06

>>584 gOoF bUtT's, of course

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 12:19

Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 16:02

>>584
Compressed air.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9829 19:58

>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:23

My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:25

>>589
Have you tried not being a cereal?

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:31

I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 04:32

TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS

GOD THIS FEELS GOOD

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 16:50

>>591,592
Thank you for your hard work, comrade.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:21

disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9830 23:40

>>594
this african-american is homosexual

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:07

I'm going to post on DQN.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 09:42

oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 10:30

you could go to bed with me instead ;)

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 11:15

my blanket sucks

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 17:39

i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 22:13

Like all girls, I am a monster.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9831 22:17

Like some monsters, I am a girl.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9832 04:44

Xiao P hai

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 18:12

Los Chupacabras

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 21:07

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 22:27

ლოლიკონ

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 22:49

No, that's dumb.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9833 23:49

The amicable tortellini whispers sweet nothings in your ear. -more-

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:06

The big N Nerd

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:18

lying liar vs laying layer

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 00:40

make the semen come out

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 02:44

>>606
according to Google Translate this says "Lolicon" in Georgian

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 05:42

class: mage
subclass: african american mage

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:00

sprinkling red pepper on my tongue and expressing myself through interpretive ahegao

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:07

>>611
I had the same thought at about the same time but decided to not post it.
Great minds think alike, huh?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:09

>>561
I named my computer's primary hard drive stovestove, then when it died, I named its replacement continue-chan.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 07:25

>>616
as the person who chose the name Stove Stove many moons ago, this makes me very happy :3

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 09:43

pancreas pizza

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 10:26

sprinkling MDMA on my tongue and then licking her clit

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 10:55

>>561
I don't think the MM was ever just one person, but I could be wrong. I would jump in and write segments if I though I could come up with an interesting spin on the current prompts but was absent for most of the second half

also huge fan of grinding noises, I need to catch up on the sequel

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 14:49

increase PP

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 15:13

>>620
unfortunately the sequel just kind of, stops one day right in the middle

DQNs live all over the world, if there's ever another big international world war we should do that fullmetal jacket thing except i'll put a jack of hearts on my helmet, if we see each other across the trenches that's how we'll know not to shoot

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 15:35

I like the shirt novel thread we should continue that instead because it's more loose and requires less narrative skill, if that's what you're worried about

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 16:14

vaginae are vile

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 16:54

All vaginae are cute and yummy, if you love someone who has a stinking fish pussy the love makes it taste like the fanciest tuna salad!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 19:20

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" is the title of an actual book and not just a meme
holy

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 19:42

>>626 ( のゥの)

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 20:46

I wish the physical pain at least did a better job of distracting me from the emotional pain.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9834 21:57

Fuck them! Fuck them six foot under with an elephant cock!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 14:08

i really want to manhandle some stupid braindead fucking twink and cum all over his stupid twink face

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 15:13

i just want to suck each other off and maybe try rubbing our dicks together

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 15:30

ベースLINEやってる?笑 -> "can i friend you on bassbook, lol"

nAmE a biGgEr DoWnGraDE

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 18:51

Text bored

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9835 23:06

Ugh.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9836 00:07

I love nujabes but I am SO SICK of hearing his music everywhere that I never want to listen to it again

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