Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
I can't stop wondering what my life would have been like if my family loved me.
I'd just like to be able to call a seller of goods "merchant" without sounding antisemitic.
i wish i could pull my prostate out and wring it out over the sink, it feels so gunked up in there i can hardly piss
>>204
That doesn't sound too good. Better examine it. The surgery for removing parts of it hurts like hell. Please don't get into that stage.
house house house house house
fujoshi girlfriend who's ok with you cheating but only if it's with another boy and only if she gets to watch
>>209 i can't cook, all i know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
didn't think about "strega nona" since 1992, to the point i forgot the title and barely remember the plot, then come across two completely unrelated references to it within the span of two hours
Rare events happen constantly
now i'm feeling lonely-- god damn-- my mind is playing tricks on me
pervasive guerrilla children's book ad campaign!
should i learn to cook kimchi?
>>216 do you mean like, learn how to make it yourself from cabbage? there's nothing much to "cooking" it, just throw it on the side of the plate with some meat and rice.
>>217 hell yeah man. like with one of those huge glass tupperwares in my fridge
I'm sick of this quarantine bullshit, I just want to cuddle my boyfriend and then get fucked into oblivion by him.
why is there a whole emoji category for transportation. it's a globalist plot??????
>>216 it can be kind of space-intensive, but hey if you love it or need it to taste a particular way, then go for it (some people like it in a semi-fizzy state when you chew it; can't get that from a jar)
technically you could just befriend an ajumma, they'll hook ya up
>>221
The Unicode Consortium is one of the best examples I know of for the globalist paradigm. An organization starts out with a concrete, desirable goal (allow uniform representation of the characters needed to describe historical, international documents). Good progress is made, and everyone signs on board.
Then the organization switches from pursuing the initial, stated goal to simply prolonging its own existence. Problems (Han unification, homoglyph attacks) go unaddressed, additional feature creep pushes complexity onto software implementations.
Since the organization has adopted a goal that touches such a large number of people, of course there will be some users who are discontent with the decisions. The UC can't please everyone, so they default to pleasing the largest voices: corporations and donors. But those corporations don't care about the issues. They only donate to the UC for PR purposes.
So the result is an organization that doesn't care about fixing anything, funded by corporations that don't care about fixing anything, deriving power because the public vaguely remembers and approves of the goal that nobody is pursuing. The corporations request changes, the UC holds conferences and updates documents, but nobody in the loop actually cares about the result beyond technical curiosity. No problem is being solved.
TL;DR of course. Today they force U+1F688 LIGHT RAIL into your font library, tomorrow they sentence your family to hard labor camps because you hummed a forbidden tune.
>>223
Lol i want a unicode extension for stroke order so i can write japanese kanji with the taiwanese stroke order and vice versa to annoy people. Are u a corporation that can fund this request at the unicode illuminati meeting. Pls and tyvm
I do appreciate ur pt about the homoglyphs and han unification if it helps
I don't want to...
4 years since the murder, but I can't post a wikipedia link because 4-ch is trying to censor it.
>quarantine
What the fuck are you roleplayers talking about this time? Go back to your basement and LARP about the apocalypse and orcs with giant dicks you nerd
It's almost 100 degrees and using the computer makes my room swelter.
I hate summer, I live in NH and it still sucks.
black elves matter
>>204 here
about a day after i wrote this post i went to the urologist and he gave me an antibiotic, i took the first dose, laid in bed for a while, then had a wank and the cum that came out was about the color and consistency of apricot jam, but now i feel great and all the pressure and feelings of being "stopped up" are gone
thanks for reading
Stop fursecuting
Crabs are cool.
intergender wrasslin illuminati meeting
SANJI! MESHI MESHI~
old and busted: rei clones
new hotness: asagi clones
butt nutter
thank you for your service, dude who autistically curates the wikipedia thread to make sure no one accidentally posts a link that someone else posted 8 years ago
For a very long time I thought "ACAB" stood for "assigned cop at birth."
do you think mc ride knows who anthony fantano is and thinks he's a fucking dork
>>241 As I said, it's not in case someone accidentally posts duplicates, I just find it interesting that these particular topics make multiple appearances here, they must be dwsq` cpm pt`khsx
I don't search the previous threads looking out for reposts, I see the title or read the first sentence and think "Wait, I already know about this, and there's only one place I could have learned it from" and sure enough it's come up before!
Can't believe I'm still alive.
i worry that we near the end times, yet i havent done anything cool enough to justify my existence during them
>>247
The end times were long ago. We are the abandoned watch slowly ticking down its last winding, the video game left running overnight by accident, the legacy server walled up inside a janitorial closet because nobody cares.
>>245 i was only being like 33% sarcastic, i too think it's interesting which articles get reposted the most. something in them speaks to the nebulous soul of what it is to be "DQN".
vc: pozz
alright, here's a spicy, dogshit take:
pepe is to 4chan, what mona is to 2channel.
>>250 Mona was conceived on 2channel but Pepe was taken from an existing comic
Boys with long-ish messy hair are very sexy.
Boy, do I have news for you this season.
>>251
This is a better take since both Mona and Wojak started out as responses to people on the interne with too much time on their hands, though Wojak (Warrior) came from a short-lived Polish imageboard before it was sent to Krautchan and spread to 4chan a la Spurdo.
Pantsing, or depantsing, as we called it in my old school, was considered a harmless tradition, which everyone – except the boy being pantsed – found amusing, and that included the teachers, and most especially, the girls in the adjoining school. In the article it is unclear if the boysf underpants are removed or just his trousers. It was always both in my experience, and indeed in my town, there would be little discomfort proceeding purely from mere trouser removal. The rules were that only the boys who were in the First Grade could be pantsed, and then only if they were pre-pubescent. Typically, after some playful monkey business on the part of the newbie, he would be seized by a group of older gheartiesh, have his trousers and pants removed, and quite often his shirt as well. Then, he would be carried to the middle of the school ground, usually near and sometimes right in the girlsf grounds, and left there to make his way as best he might.
As is common in many institutions, the youngest forms were the – usually benign – target of all sorts of pranks and japes, and so it was that the 12 year olds suffered this indignity. Itfs a sort of rite of passage, and the victimfs humiliation was alleviated by his knowledge that he would be neither the first nor last to be pantsed in public, and that it would soon be HIS turn to do the same to the incoming forms that followed him. Other rules were that the boy could in no way be harmed or hurt, that the act had to be done in a good-natured, jocular fashion, and that only boys who were lively, healthy, and cheeky were fair game.
One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girlsf grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girlsf basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boysf and girlsf schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.
The Simpsonfs, a cartoon that has touched on many themes never dealt with elsewhere, has an episode in which one of the characters – Martin – brings about his own unbreeching, as he frankly admits to himself. The incident reminded me vividly of the mild exhibitionism of my own schoolboy skylarking. A brief screenplay can be found here:
i remember when there were two common pepes and basically no rare pepes.
I feel like one of those people who knew bitcoin was a thing but didn't have a single dollar to my name so I couldn't hop on that. Because I was.
Matt Drudge
Terry Tao
Perez Hilton
>>259 Me too to both! I remember downloading all the Boys Club strips and pulling my shorts all the way down to pee before people started to say "Feels good man!" (before it was an alt.right thing). Anyone seen the movie? Is it any good?
Ifd be fine with any boyfriend but long-ish messy hair seems nice.
posting "plz fuck me sephy-sama" is a lot more concise and to the point, you know
I miss finding webcomics entertaining.
mosfets make me horny
We're not very good at existing.
i love it when i discover something unexpected on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the day
I love it when I discover a new community on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the month
DQN is like DQN but without the DQN.
DQN will probably never be DQN again
vc: mabe a little late, but with the 10,000th coming up, wouldn't that be a neat date for a new dqn release?
It would be really cool to get a new default name on the big 10,000
Make album people nice nice nice nice nice
help, how do i made music
i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion
Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.
.@pokemon Eevee lives matter
need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen
i be shittin, because that's what i be doing
i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call
>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows
vc: cope
thinking about boy butts again
the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
vs.
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)
BRING BACK GENMAY
Alright, I'm going to have a panic attack right when I click "Reply" but then I'll fall asleep in 3 minutes.
Maybe I'll lay off the drugz for a few days.
Wait, the wizards were gay?
wizardry is kind of gay if you ask me
Sleep on this boob.
spacemona
i won't go into detail but it's very horny
it carries out and is w
Infant genital mutilation? Cut that shit out!
Italicised text looks nice.
When I see an italic I give it a little lick.