[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50

nigger

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10171 15:08

>>945
am gay for cat noir

951 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10171 21:58

never 👏 believe 👏 children 👏

952 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10172 13:59

For most people, "I agree with that person and I'm smart so he's smart too" is the sole criterion for intelligence.

"Smart people say get the vaccine and I'm smart so I'll get the vaccine.... Oh I'm dying of blood clots" is just the corollary to that.

953 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 00:40

Things That Have First Amendment Rights
Google Corp
Twitter Corp
School buildings

Things That Do Not Have First Amendment Rights Most Youtube users
Most Twitter users, especially the elected president of the United States
Students in schools

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 01:49

>>953
I grok that you (the 4-ch user) probably reposted this because you recognize its counterfactual nature and are amused by it, but my inner pedant is compelled to elaborate that if a non-governmental entity (say, a Tier 1 network) ended up in a legal battle over what a partner corporation can do with their services, any lawyer bringing up the 1st Amendment rights of either entity would get laughed out of court. Conversely, if Congress passed a law making it a crime for any Twitter user to tweet "Joe Biden sniffs little girls' hair," it would almost certainly be struck down on 1st Amendment grounds even if Twitter Corp shrugged in apathy.

Thank you for your time, DQN. You can go back to mindlessly pressing CTRL+V now.

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 02:13

what is the use of var in our morden day game,is just destroying the beautiful game,no way England wound have win this game if not the intervention of var,supposed it was against them,their media won't let us sleep but now they are mute n singing football is coming,they should keep the same mute when is other way run,uefa,var r cheat n destroying the beautiful game

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 05:08

The TeleTubbies got shady knock-off vaccines at the "Home Dome Clinic", RIP and good riddance.

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10173 21:11

Grant me the patience to allow the problems to solve themselves that will naturally solve themselves; the courage to solve the ones that won’t, and the wisdom to know the difference.

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10174 14:22

Jul 9 Word of the Day
Pspspsps
The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.
Pspspspsps her kitty kitty

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 06:12

this older boy that molested me told me their was a secret brown yoshi in this game and i spent forever trying to find it kek

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 11:40

cant a nigga just enjoy some delicious lao gan ma without being accused of being a commie spy

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 13:24

Into what? What were you trying to say?

That Italians were all fascists and most are now? Can't be that, surely, that would be propa nawty

Its a beautiful day, I've just come out of 10 days self isolation and I'm looking forward to a multi cultural party of people from all nationalities, races and religions tomorrow. Your miserable self loathing will only impact on you and those around you.

I think England will lose tomorrow and as I Scotsman that won't bother me much. The collective melt down that's already occurred in Scotland because a black player "cheated" and England got to a final is a National disgrace. If England win tomorrow I'll join the party as will friends from all over the world. I do however, think the overcoat changers will have too much quality, and in the final part, too much gamesmanship. I present the honest white cheat Ciro Immobile to be the Scottish national hero.

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10175 14:22

On falling down a manhole in Moscow while staring at a passing pair of breasts
"Ladies certainly make the world go round, don't they?"

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 02:28

>>960
lao gan ma is the real shit

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 06:10

My guru told me to find my calm inwards and I thought he was telling me to use racial slurs

965 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 12:36

slick rick said treat her like a box of fruit

966 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 15:02

I saw a video once that tried to make the case that Postal 2 is a funny game.
and I don't disagree, necessarily. Postal 2 can be funny.
but the example they used to demonstrate Postal's humor was -- well, it was a Jack Thompson media panic nightmare if I ever saw one:
the clip showed the player dousing an innocent civilian NPC with gasoline, lighting them on fire, waiting for them to collapse to the ground overcome by the pain of their full-body burns, at which point the player whipped out their dick and pissed on the NPC until they were reduced to a weeping, urine-soaked shambles dying on the sidewalk.
whoa there, step back. you could get a nasty cut on the veritable cornucopia of edge on display in this eight seconds of gameplay.
but is it funny?
I mean, I don't find it funny. It seems weirdly, needlessly cruel. Like, why are you taking such joy in this simulation of suffering?
the thing that weirds me out the most was how they didn't seem to be playing it up for the sake of edginess. the sincerity just made this one aberrant take into something that felt incredibly sinister.
I have since stopped watching their videos. I don't feel like I can vibe with them anymore.

967 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 17:51

I don't think this was actually from 1993. On the same thread, there's a few posts that contain links to YouTube videos that were uploaded in 2009.

968 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10176 22:39

>>967 what a fucken dumbass

969 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10178 14:09

The really brilliant people in science understand not the science, but rather the limits of it. You can always tell the low-IQs in science because they are the ones with the most confidence they know everything because they “know the science.”

970 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 01:59

Changing it so they had to vote in favor of keeping the filibuster going instead of voting to end it would mean those 40 would have to show up and cast a vote to maintain it, if only 39 showed, filibuster is broken.

It used to be the 40 couldn't even leave the senate chambers, if they did a cloture vote could be cast and end it while they were in the hall or pooping. There's actual cases of senators pooping with the door open to the chamber bathroom to prevent exactly this scenario

971 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 09:16

>>967 I like how 90% of that thread is "those kooky japanese!"

972 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10179 12:30

>>971 Link plz?

973 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 08:34

>>972
https://twitter.com/chelledoggo/status/1414119134951002113
the original poster probably sourced from that one dqnquality tumblr blog

974 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 08:36

It's weird how the Japanese format their dates. To my Christian Eyes it looks like this post is from 1993. It's a good thing that I know the internet didn't exist yet.

975 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:04

I shower maybe once or twice a year. I do not smell. I have close friends around me that would tell me. They will tell me anything and hold nothing back. Not entirely sure why but I could speculate. I won't wear the same pair of clothes for over 8 hours. And never worn twice before a wash. Always fresh clothes. I also sweat a lot and live in the south. I believe I sweat so much that it washes my body like a shower would perhaps. My fresh set of clothes sponge it all up. Since I drink so much water during the day, my sweat is very diluted. So basically I am constantly being showered by the water I'm drinking all day. I drink a ton of water.

976 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:42

nigger

977 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:42

nigger

978 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:43

nigger

979 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:43

sage

980 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:44

nigger

981 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:45

nigger

982 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:45

nigger

983 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:46

nigger

984 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 05:47

nigger

985 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 16:09

Africa Always Wins. And it's winning in SA. It just took a little bit longer than the rest of the continent.

986 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 23:22

At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts.

987 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10183 05:38

Last time I saw this level of turbo-autism for military games was when the ARMA devs got arrested on espionage charges in Greece

What is with MilSim games and people going to these extrems, man?

988 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 01:35

Ot - Minecraft used have absurd, sometimes funny phrases pop up on the main menu. Toaday, it was "Educate your friends on anti-racism!". Little sad to have uninstall and wipe the registry, but what else is to be done?

989 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 01:38

Ot - Minecraft used have absurd, sometimes funny phrases pop up on the main menu. Toaday, it was "Educate your friends on anti-racism!". Little sad to have uninstall and wipe the registry, but what else is to be done?

990 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 01:49

>>989
They have remorse for Notch

991 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 04:23

They should invent QAnon for girls

992 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 18:17

the same people who say "your genes arent your destiny" and that you can have a normal life even if you're a nigger suddenly believe in DNA calvinism when it comes to being a tranny poopdick

993 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 08:59

Bacon from a sea pig taste like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker

994 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 08:59

hell nah someone get spunch bob out that shit

995 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:01

最後アメリカンバイクが通った音で笑う

996 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:03

guau vaya peo la nami

997 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:05

that bear's a queer cunt

998 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:06

"Ah, knife play now Mashtur? This just keeps getting kinkier, I like it." Jing Ke said.

999 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:06

man why do little girls farts smell like ketchup and hash

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