... and I farted.
Without having to eat first? Whoa.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Today, I went to Google; you know, Google?
Well anyways there as an insane number of results for the Yoshinoya rant intro line and I almost didn't know where to go first.
Then, I looked at the the statistics at the top of the search page, and it had "about 3,180" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those DQN.
Hey >>2, do you know what happed? Oh, by the way, this is nothing to do with
this thread. I went to Yoshinoya the other day. YOSHINOYA! And there were
so crowded and I couldn’t even find a place to sit. Then, I found the
Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' gravy" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING
Hey >>3, rather than such a thing, hear me, but nothing to do with this thread,you know.
the other days, I went to the Yoshino-Ya of my neighborhood, Yoshino-Ya,OK?
and, there was very crowded, so I couldn't keep my seat.
By the way,please listen to me , >>1. Though it's not about the topic of this thread.
Yesterday , I went to Yoshinoya in my neighborhood which is gyudon shop.
Then,there was so crowded that I couldn't enter the shop.
When I sat on the seat at last , the next said "Large serving with much sause dip , please".
I exploded in anger to hear that!
Guess what , "with much sause dip" is not popular at all these days. He should be stupid!
>>1 should have started the thread in the food board
The point being that some people think that something that's funny once will still be funny a few hundred times later?
(hint: It's NOT true! Humor must grow and change to remain funny. Simply parroting things is just stupid.)
> Simply parroting things is just stupid.
LOL STUPID = FUNNAY
I'm actually planning on going to a Yoshinoya.
Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread, though.
I went to Afganistan a while ago. Yeah, THAT Afganistan.
Well anyways there was an insane number of mass communications there so I couldn't commence an attack.
anyone else dissappointed by 2046?
hahah how stupid....
you guys have absolutely no idea about stuff like yoshinoya/neet/2ch memes
but still posting stupid thread with 2chmemes.. even dont knowing their means!!!
we r teh high and allmighty yellow people and no ordinary mortal could ever understand ur leet ways kekeke
>>Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.
Did you get stabbed?
Well, never mind all that >>689842. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you listen to me
for a little bit? See, I went to the local google today. Right. google.com.my. And the damn place was
packed so full of googlebombs, I couldn't even find what I was looking for. So I clicked around for a bit,
I ended up not going, I still haven't gone and I have no idea when I'm gonna get to go
Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
>>1
I have delivered the package.
The package will arrive soon.
Remember to assemble the troops
Please listen to me, >>1. It's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago. Yes, the States have Yoshinoyas. Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.
ワッパ
oh shit fuckin sage
Whatever, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways. Basically, wow, what the hell was that? Nothing even seemed to make sense. The girl gets her wish granted? Even though she DESTROYED IT, and already said she came to terms with the way her life was, she still ends up going back and basically redoing the selection (at least that's what I assume she was doing by going back to her time period and dying like that)?
lol
Anyways, >>41, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. My friend and I went into Hot Topic and I was dressed in my usual random style that people at my school had to invent a word to describe and she was wearing pink. Some boy in the store dressed like a “goth” came up to my friend and says “Ew! I’m blind!” He covered his eyes and walked away from her as fast as possible. He and his friends stood in the corner of the store staring at her, making jokes and laughing. She changed her shirt in the bathroom to a black one and went back into Hot Topic to continue shopping. The store manager now thought she was a customer (before he hadn’t given her a second glance) and started showing her around. Did she change her personality? Did she change who she was? No, she changed her shirt. I thought “goth” was supposed to be about the person behind the mask…the person under the façade. “Goth” are the misunderstood ones…the ones who stand alone. If they are so alone, why is it that “goth” makes up the biggest group of teens…tied only with prep/skater. The whole point of being “goth” was to make a statement and earn respect for those who are different. Its coming to the point where the only reason someone is different is because they choose to be. Those who are “goth” seclude themselves and separate themselves from the group. They stereotype and judge just as much as everyone else…but if you judge them they feel you are only looking at the stereotype. What is this? They can judge the world…but the world doesn’t understand them? That’s really smart guys. Drop the stereotypes and just try to be yourself and not put yourself into a group. I’m not in one and I have friends in every single click and every one of them considers me one of their own. What am I? Im me and proud of it.
Anyways, >>43, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread, but I went to Yoshinoya and had lunch and then went home and took a nap. When I woke up, there was a message from my manager telling me I'd been fired for skipping work again. I hate my life.
I just got a job at Yoshinoya. It's just a fast food noodle place. Nobody ever stabs anybody else here. People just eat and get the fuck out.
>>45 Do you get free extra green onions with your beef bowl? If so, can you please point me to a place where I can download an application?
>>46 Only if you ask nicely. Ask the supervisor on duty for an application. He may or may not challenge you to a knife fight first.
If I defeat him in battle, will I be promoted to junior manager?
>>48 dude fuck that, i never could beat that guy. it's like impossible
I managed to avoid the knife fight part of the interview after flinging a dagger with my application on it into his office wall, missing his head by a scant two inches. He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest that I take over the night shift management gig.
>>50 Let us know if you get free extra green onions. If so, many more will try to emulate your strategy!
>>50 >>51
lol, losers. Everyone knows that you can duck after the first melee attack from the supervisor you can crouch and walk to his table while he swings the knife but always misses. Once you arrive at the table you have to wait until he finishes his attack and sit on his seat. He will just wait there while you stap "approved" on your application and walk away as if nothing happened.
iddqd
>>54
Banned. There is no need for individual life outside of the Superstructure.
i put on my armor and space-marine helmet
>>52 idiot. that way you can't get the secret under the cash register. It's only activated after beating the supervisor.
UAC finds this thread distasteful.
>>57 I found that if you press CTL+ALT+150\, you are automatically promoted to being the lunch shift manager of the Yoshinoya directly across from the all-girls high school, plus 100 in all of your stats and 5 full hearts! From there, save your game, because you can explore all of the endings and get full CG.
Wait, a Yoshinoya thread that's actually getting interesting?
Wow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stubs that are marked for deletion!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People posting in the wrong thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People posting
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who need people, are the hungriest people in the world....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got the harem ending without using the cheat code!
Anyway, forget about all that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and asked for a sausage egg & cheese McGriddle and they actually gave me one.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Anyways, >>67, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release Emergency Mittens" written on it.
Anyways, >>68, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to NISSAN a while ago; you know, The Dealership?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
So yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and it was closed. Fucking ice storms...
Yesterday I didn't go to Yoshinoya and it was open.
Yesterday, Yoshinoya came to me in a dream and said "It's okay to want extra sauce." in a very soothing voice.
Yesterday I went to Noshiyoyayayayayayaya
Yesterday I went to Yanoshiyo
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/ TT TT | It's OK to want extra sauce...
Anyways, >>84, listen to me. For lunch I went to McDonalds and some idiot ordered a diet coke with no ice and then looked at the empty cup the food jockey behind the counter put on his tray with confusion until I pointed out the self-serve pop machine behind him.
Anyways, >>86, I'm with you. Anyone who orders extra sauce needs to be interrogated about it. Like for an hour, y'know?
Fuck Yoshinoya.
I'm going to Anna Miller's
>>89
ANNA MILLERS LIKE IN MEGATOKYO !!! OMG WHEN PIRO WENT THERE IT WAS SO FUNNY AND KAWAII ^________^
I went to Corea a while ago; you know, Corea?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 won off" written on it.
it's never ok to order extra kimchi.
Is that really lolocaust back on the internet?
What happened to him anyway?
I dunno, I think he left the *chans back before 7chan showed up, but every so often theres something that shows up on the internet made of win and lolocaust which gives my heart a small glimmer of hope that lols exist somewhere.
So anyways, >>93, listen to me. This has nothing to do with lolocaust, but you need to hear this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, real t-shirt weather, y'know? I'm even wearing my brand new Todd Goliath Goldman designed "Dear God please make everyone die" shirt. It's so cute and original I just love it. The kids have been getting excellent grades in school, so to treat them, I take my family to Yoshinoya when I hear about this 150 yen off special. The kids love it there. We're in line, waiting to order, and behind me is this pasty, skinny hunched over little guy dressed all in black, with narrowed eyes under his long faggy goth hair and a general pissed-off-at-the-world look about him. He's always muttering something to himself about God knows what.
Okay, so I went to yoshinoya with my family, okay?
Yoshinoya, and there was this guy there who I had never seen before, and I noticed a sign that said 150 yen off.
We dont normally go that often because I dont make that much money, but however when we do, I always get the big bowl, announce it to my kids, and share with them, its the nice thing to do.
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>>96
You are a disgrace to us Yoshinoya enthusiasts.
So anyways, yesterday I 100got.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Can I have extra sauce?
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So I went to Yoshinoya, you know, THE Yoshinoya. It looked like they hadnt had a good year and the place was in terrible shambles.
They tore it down and built a mcdonalds.
the end.
Yesterday, I farted. And some guy went to Yoshinoya.
it carries out and is w
('A`) WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE GETTING THE LARGE BEEF BOWL WITH EXTRA SAUCE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
( ・-・) More sauce plox.
Soviet Russia went to me, you know, Soviet Russia?
Well anyways there was an even more insane number of people in line, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 ruble off" written on it.
It's OK to want extra sauce.
ソースが少ないや！
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/ ● ● | Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and
BUMP
Burp.
I went to Gyuushin yesterday. Unlike Yoshinoya, they still serve you real beef bowls. WITH extra sauce.
What the fuck is this shit?
LOL THIS THREAD SUCKS COCK
IT SUCKS SO MUCH COCK.
SO MUCH COCK IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Cock is always funny.
hahaha!
cock is funny!
HUEG BLK CAWK
whoa 1993?
Yesterday I went to......
Awww fuck it. I'm not going to copypasta that thing again.
(´^ิω＾ิ)
the other day, Zetsubou Sensei went to yoshinoya
( ・-・) Did he want extra sauce or what?
I miss QUALITY threads like this one
So zit this, >>1, relevance low I know but you need the burst. Yesterday high-sun I was drytanked, you res me? So I went to Yoshinoya; yes, THE Yoshinoya, that deeky noodle zaibatsu that has its rippers everywhere. So the place was overstuffed with the quietly desperate - no ass parking availabe for Y.T. if you drift. I closed my eyes and vid the homepage and in spinning flames it's hammering 150 nuYEN OFF through my socket. That's like what, half a kongbuck? That's nothin' mang.
>>146 choked to death on Shadowrun lingo! Naturally, the other runners swiped his junk and tossed him in a ditch. BAD END.
Cyberpunk is so last millenium...
So I was going to go to Yoshinoya today (150 yen off! Awesome!) and stuff myself with the tried & true extra large w/extra sauce (fuck those green onions), but my car was covered with snow, so I stayed in and made a grilled cheese sandwich.
So I fucked this chick at Yoshinoya and she was all "oooo extra sauce extra sauce!"
So, I used to have a job where I "pumped out" the "extra sauce", but then everyone switched to green onions. WTF? How the fuck am I supposed to feed and cloth my 12 kids now?!?!?!
i went to yoshinoya the end
i went to the end and there was extra sauce
I woke up and there was extra sauce in my end -and $1500 in my bank account! Can you believe it?
>>111
With "Kentucky fried chicken Part-time job The boy student (17) of the twelfth grade which was being carried out is the Internet. Membership system Community Site It turned out on the 6th that it was writing in the diary of "mixi", saying " cockroach was lifted on the inside of a shop" etc." "Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan [ ]" head office -- the contents of the diary -- "-- groundless -- impossible talk" (public relations office) -- explanation.
I wanted to go to Yoshinoya but there aren't any in Iowa :(
I would but he's anti-Yoshinoya.
And his breath stinks of extra green onions.
And he's part of the sauce minimization coalition.
And he's named "Ron Paul".
But he brings in a nice Pron Haul.
an he always makes me mon lol
and he called me "pig"
And he hates my fleet-footed black friends. They can't help their fleet-footedness.
And he's a constitutional literalist who would tear up the establishment clause.
And he wants to interrogate me for like an hour.
And he says that extra sauce is a states' rights issue, but it is pretty clear that he just wants all the states to ban extra sauce.
I visit here first time.
KinenKakiko.
That is not a word so why do you say it?
KanonKokeki.
I just wanted to hear myself say it
KikiExtraSauceKo
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That is not a ahkrosjnmkdy xanax why did you gkhreu cialis nxzojm it?
Uguu~
Unyuu~
So anyways, I went to Yoshinoya and bumped into this thread and we had a good time eating beef bowls with extra sauce together.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, so today I think I'll go to mickey d's
So I went to the Waterloo, Iowa Yoshinoya for breakfast and had french toast on a bed of rice with a glass full of orange juice and soy sauce.
It's okay to want extra sauce.
Unko~
It's not okay to want unko.
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Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but I had to leave early because somebody ripped a killer fart, and I got blamed for it.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the girl behind the counter had this amazingly bad hair. So I asked her if she wanted extra shampoo.
yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they still were not finished cleaning the blood off the wall.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they had a no gaijin allowed sign, so I waited outside while my Japanese friends ordered their food.
Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and ordered one chinko roll and two mankos. But all what I got were strange looks. I think something went very wrong.wwww