Dear Squeaks,
I left dinner for you in the fridge, as I'm going to be working the swing shift tonight. Don't forget tomorrow is trash day!
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Dear Mr Squeeksand
I know this mail may meet you as a surprise but i have to start
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Date: 1993-09-4810
To: Jay Squeeksand
Squeeks:
It's over. Don't call me. Don't IM me, don't message me on gmail. I threw away your things, so don't pretend you want to come over to pick it up.
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To: squeeks@4-ch.net
From: （ ｀ハ´） (darkpa@eviloverlords.net)
Subject: All medications to cure yourself!
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Dear Squeeks,
I left dinner for you in the rubbish bin, as I'm going to be working the fridge tonight. Don't forget Tuesday is swing shift night!
Dear Mum,
I get it already!
Dear Squeeks:
HA HA! I AM USING THE INTERNET!
Dear Squeeks:
I'm afraid I have bad news. You have terminal bonitis.
Deer Squeeks
and lion roars
Dear Squeeks,
Summer camp is a lot of fun, and I'm getting along with all of my new bunk mates. We went swimming today, and later on we're going to play something called box lacrosse.
Dear Squeeks,
Today I met another man in downtown new york. For some reason my previous boyfriend doesn't call me anymore. People in New York are sure hard to understand. But it's great! I love it here, I'm free!
Dear Squeeks,
Hi! I'm a long time reader, first time emailer!
Dear Squeeks,
I've been visiting and participating in your site and bulletin board for some time now. Sadly, I have noticed a trend for the worse.
Dear Russ,
My name is Squeeks and enclosed you'll find one bag of dicks. Eat it.
Dear Squeeks,
They are delicious dicks! I must eat them!
>>22-23 try harder
>>25 fail.
Dear Squeeks,
Yesterday I went to the sushi stand over at the train station while I was wearing the 4-ch.net t-shirt that you had mailed me. The guy behind the stand stared at it, then glared at me, and overcharged me for my pocky.
Dear Squeeks,
Do you ever wish VIP and DQN would stop waging war with each other?
Dear Squeeks:
No one has heard from Jeremy in weeks, and we're beginning to get kind of anxious. You've always been the one closest to him, so has he gotten in touch with you lately? Michelle is beginning to freak out about this, and I want to nip any drama in the bud before it starts screwing up my life.
Dear squeeks,
Will you at least let me have one taste of your hat?
Dear Squeeks,
4chan is down, so is 7chan
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╒╧═╲ DEAR SQUEEKS. SURRENDER
〕Д 〔
Dear Squeeks,
Is Milhouse a meme?
Dear Squeeks,
Did my sister gave you a bj?
Dear Squeeks,
Did my sister gave you a bj?
Re: http://www.myspace.com/squEEKS
Dear Squeeks,
Re: http://www.myspace.com/squEEKS
Dear Squeeks,
yo squick
I be in need of dat lov suga yo got hidin der fo me.
>>42 is 4chan down or something?
why these idiots are coming here?
>>43
It was. It's up now, but for some reason, the VIPPERS and /b/tards won't go away.
Dear squeeks:
I just wanted to take the time to express appreciation for this fine forum that you have provided for all of us to share our experiences and ideas. As a friendly community, 4-ch.net is near the top!
Dear >>44
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
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(ﾟ､ ｡ ７ - What willhappen [insert adjective]>>50 get?
l、 ~ヽ
Dear >>46,
Although this may appear to de a non-sequitur and/or kopipe'd from bash,
Dear Squeeks,
There's a piece of meat caught between my teeth and I don't know where it came from, but it's REALLY spicy.
人
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Dear Squeeks:
I want to believe in you and your miraculous powers, I really do. I was raised in a devout Tannasinn home, and as long as I remember have been hearing about your divine nature and limitless compassion. You turned water into wine, healed lepers, and even raised dead threads. I know you have boundless abilities. I also know that your compassion compels you to assist those who suffer, and to hear their agonized prayers.
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Dear Squeeks,
I was out in the garden today, turning it over and putting down manure so that it will compost over the winter, and for some reason, i kept thinking about you for some reason. Isn't that funny?
人
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Dear Squeeks,
This render is taking way too long. Should I restart it with radiosity turned off and just accept the lowered realism? It's for a scifi project, if that helps.
Dear Squeeks,
Do you have a girlfriend or someone you like? I have light crushes on two girls currently, but I'm not really interested in anyone, myself.
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Dear Squeeks,
When am I gonna get paid? I've been doing this job fulltime since forever!
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in rape dollars.
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Dear Squeeks,
Just what am I supposed to do with this vegemite stuff anyway? It smells really strange...
Dear Squeeks,
Every day, I log onto www.becauseitswinter.com and delete spam posts, and move spam threads into the spam forum... Every day, I spend at least 15-30 minutes just cleaning up, and I've come to realize that no one actually posts any more. It's disheartening, and I've decided that having a phpBB2 forum just is not a proper solution for our friendly community. I need to replace it with something that the world's mitten enthusiasts and friendly people will truly enjoy... but what?
人
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Dear Squeeks:
I tried to text you, but cingular hates your tiny island nation.
Dear Squeeks,
christianityってなんだよ？
Dear Squeeks,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Dear Squeeks,
On behalf of the nominating committee, I would like to congratulate you for being chosen as a finalist! Please fill out the affidavit of acceptance and send it back to us within 10 days.
Dear Squeeks,
After much thought, we have decided to use a different software vendor for our file dump. Thank you for all of your time and information you have sent to us. Hope you have a great New Year and God Bless.
Dear Squeeks,
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Dear Squeeks,
The 5 of us have unanimously decided to vote you out of the Superstructure. Please leave before we summon damage control units.
Dearest Squeeks,
Just a note wishing you and yours a Happy New Year, filled with joy and hope and love and mittens and stuff like that.
Dear Squeeks:
I remade http://www.becauseitswinter.com using kareha instead of phpBB2. I left the old forums intact, but hopefully this will be a new dawn for SADS sufferers everywhere, and our friendly community will once again thrive.
Dear Squeeks,
Critical Care & Chan International Kick Off Joint Marketing and Sales. Dear Squeeks,
I think I left my diaphragm in your night table, and I really need it for this weekend. Can you bring it over on your lunch break?
Dear Squeeks,
Please pay the damage control guys on time. I'm tired of seeing hzaradous waste spills all over this board. Please be sure to pay them before the percloric acid dissolves all of the mittens
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〔 （◢◎◣）〕 〔 （◢◎◣）〕 If Squeeks doesn't cough up soon, there may be downsizing.
（つ㍍ づ （つ㍍ づ
Dear Squeeks,
I was reading an old Tiger Beat magazine, and I realized our young female teen readers know nothing at all about the real you! This really has to be corrected for all of those girls who have pictures of you taped onto their mirrors back at home.
To whom it may concern:
As of 07/01/01, I am not responsible for any debts except those directly incurred by myself.
To whom it may concern:
As of 07/01/01, I am not responsible for any debts including those directly incurred by myself.
To whom it may concern:
As of 93/09/4505, I am not responsible for any debts including those directly incurred by myself.
"St. Squeeks, please assist me in these difficult financial circumstances. I beg you to shine the light on the resources that I need to help meet my debts and satisfy my pressing obligations."
Dear Squeeks,
Here are some "facts" I've heard about you:
Dear Squeeks:
Just as I promised you, I have the Anna Nicole Simpson autopsy pictures, and I'm giving you first crack at them. Better make your best offer fast, or I'm going to sell them to rotten.com.
Dear Squeeks,
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoyed our time together last time.
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoy this site, Channel4 BBS, because it's a BBS for fun and simple communication. There are lots of things I want to discuss today. This is the place I've been looking for, for a long time.
Dear Squeeks,
Thank you.
Dear Squeeks,
I want a bicycle for Christmas.
Dear Squeeks,
With AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button!Dear Squeeks:
Dude, I swear what you did was totally fucked up. I mean shit, I can't believe you had the fucking gall to say that. Where the hell did you come up with that complete line of bullshit anyway?
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STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD
dear sqeeks,
you probably arn't even reading this
Dear Squeeks,
I hope you are having a lot of fun on your trip. I wish I could join you, but unfortunately work keeps getting in the way. You really need to mail me your itinerary, so I'll be able to mail you at your hotels. If the letters get there before you, the concierge will hold it for you. What you you call a concierge in japan, anyway?
Mr. Squeeks:
This is to inform you that I am executing the clause in the DQN contract ending our agreement on the 5000th day of September. I'm reclaiming the title and chattle pertaining to DQN. Remove any reference to DQN from httpd.conf and bind by midnight.
Dear Squeeks,
Lordi is coming to Philly on August 17th at the Trocadero! Do you want me to get you a ticket?
Dear Squeeks:
How's the beer in England?
Dear Squeeks,
I fucked your sister.
Dearist Squeeks,
My travels abroad have been full filling. I have seen the pyramids of Egypt, the Effile Tower of Paris and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Every night time fun woman I have had relations with have brought back memories of you. How I miss you dearly. None of this worldly beauty amount to yours. Someday I will be back again and we will hold each other tightly and love each other forever. Now, I am off to Pakistan to meet a dear friend of mine at a place they call the Red Mosque.
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Dear Squeeks,
Sorry about that. I thought you were mackin' on my girl.
Dear Squeeks,
No, that's a mouse. What noise does a deer make? I don't know!
Dear Squeeks:
I hope everything is going well with you. Since you're there, I have a question. What exactly is this "bacon bottie" thing that the poms keep putting into their systems? Have you had the guts to try it yourself, and if so, how did you feel afterwards?
Dear Squeaks,
Please disregard the white powder (that is not Anthrax) that just fell out of this thread as you expanded it. It's just my dandruff (not Anthrax) acting up again. Feel free to inhale this mysterious white powder (that is not Anthrax).
DEAR DUUuuRURHHRH
DUR DHURHUR DHUR （●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） DRURUHDR
Dear Squeeks,
Why are you incapable of cuteness?
Dear Squeeks,
Thanks for using pattern.gif. It makes me feel like I made something good with my life.
Dear Squeeks,
Tell Jun to pour the tea.
Dear Squeeks,
My Diet Pepsi is flat, and I'm out of pretzels. I can't imagine how things could be worse. Should I turn the gun on myself?
Dear Squeeks,
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
My Dearest Squeeks
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
Communicate this plan to Mrs. Hopkinson and if she approves of it pursue it. As long as Mrs. Trist remains in Philadelphia cultivate her affections. She has been a valuable friend to you and her good sense and good heart make her valued by all who know her and by nobody on earth more than by me. I expect you will write to me by every post. Inform me what books you read, what tunes you learn, and inclose me your best copy of every lesson in drawing. Write also one letter every week either to your aunt Eppes, your aunt Skipwith, your aunt Carr, or the little lady from whom I now inclose a letter, and always put the letter you so write under cover to me. Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word consider how it is spelt, and if you do not remember it, turn to a dictionary. It produces great praise to a lady to spell well. I have placed my happiness on seeing you good and accomplished, and no distress which this world can now bring on me could equal that of your disappointing my hopes. If you love me then, strive to be good under every situation and to all living creatures, and to acquire those accomplishments which I have put in your power, and which will go far towards ensuring you
Dear Squeeks
Simple Machines Forum ― SMF in short ― is a free, professional grade software package that allows you to set up your own online community within minutes.
Dear Squeeks,
If we're so elitist, why don't we ever ban anyone? If find the decrease in quality over the pass few months highly upsetting, and I believe that the only cure is a good banning spree.
Dear Squeeks,
This board has improved immeasurably since September 5273rd. Thank you so much. Do you plan more bans?
Dear Squeeks, look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Dear Squeeks,
Most early bridges would have been swept away by the strong current. The Romans also used cement, which reduced the variation of strength found in natural stone. One type of cement, called pozzolana, consisted of water, lime, sand, and volcanic rock. Brick and mortar bridges were built after the Roman era, as the technology for cement was lost then later rediscovered.
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Dear Squeeks,
Every historical manifesto, as a program, a collection of aims, forms and principles of a movement is basically incomplete, burdened with itself and left to the dynamism of time (e.g. the Communist Manifesto, 1848, the Futuristic Manifesto, 1909), which exposes the short-lived, demagogic character of its foundations. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is the realization of the universality of time; our organized activity is intense agitation and permanent, systematic, propagandist and ideological offensive. In keeping with this, our basic orientational standpoints are constantly being discussed and revised. Thus the program is not a theory of dogmas, but is continuously being amended, subject to dynamic transformation, i.e., constant revision and redefinition. A complete manifesto-like version therefore does not exist, but the basic theses and program documents are formulated and systematized in several regional groups, and concentrated in them through the 10 items of the Covenant. These ten items represent the fundamental program of The Elitist Superstructure of DQN's doctrine.
Dear Squeeks,
I hope this letter finds you in better spirits. After reading your last letter, I noticed the telltale mark of teardrops smearing your words. I appreciate your efforts to maintain a brave front, but don't push yourself too hard. Remember, you have us, and our love and support will get you through this rough patch in your life.
Dear Squeeks,
I can't think of anything to say.
Dear Squeaks,
I left the bear on the counter. You can use him to open your soda.
Dear Squeeks.
all ur base r beloning to us.
Dear Squeeks,
Sit down, and write two letters.
Dear Squeeks,
You are a panda and I claim my five pounds.
Dear Squeeks,
I believe that concludes our contractual obligations.
Dear Squeeks,
Your friend.
Dear Squeeks,
Hi.
Dear Squeeks,
Enter this fantastic FREE!
Dear Squeeks,
From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
Dear Squeeks,
Your appeal has not been upheld for the following reasons:
Dear Squeeks.
Squeeks.
S.
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squeeks,
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
Dear Squeeks,
I have something to tell you please meet me in the class room after school. I promise it won't take long.
Dear Squeeks,
I hear that you're currently couch-surfing through Norway. I hope you're having a good time, and won't get bitten by a moose.
Dear Squeeks,
If you are seriously ready to stop playing around with those get rich quick schemes that promised you millions and want to get into finding, creating and marketing YOUR OWN profitable niche products for massive profits, then keep reading!
Dear Squeeks:
While I was trying to jumpstart the 6800, I found that the mac address for ce3 was never added to ethers.conf. Can you get on that ASAP? If this dr test doesn't come off well, we may lose the contract.
No using the internet on company time. You're fired, Vikram.
Dear squeaks,
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Dear Squeeks,
I have upgraded your RAM. You now have 1.50GB of it. Enjoy Bioshock.
Dear /v/
GTEO
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Love, Anonymous
Dear Squeeks
Who will bake the pie?
Dear Squeeks:
I had a horrible nightmare last night, involving walking through a graveyard at midnight, and having a skeletal hand emerge from a grave to grab me by the ankle! It pulled me down into the dirt, and I woke up in a cold sweat.
Dear Squeeks,
We are 'A Panda'.
Please change it now. Real pandas aren't named ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃.
Dear Squeeks,
Please help. Nothing I spontaneously envisioned worked out like I thought it would.
oh god how did i get there i am not good with letters