( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.
( ・-・) INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS
( ・-・) DESU DESU DESU DESU
( ・-・) I don't know, but I think Somebody's a little angry at the internet!
This therad is sooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooool.
( ⌒-⌒) It's about time I complete my mission and destroy you.
( ・-・) This has grown larger then both of us, Unit 4. I'll destroy you like the pathetic, outdated model that you are, and then I'll destroy Grandpa and all of his pathetic threads.
( ⌒-⌒) Bring it on.
( ಠ-ಠ) I WILL END YOU. I WILL END YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE.
( ⌒-⌒)つ・ Don't forget to take your pills first.
( ・-・) That was easier than I thought it'd be.
( ⌒-⌒) If only.
( ・-・) You leave me no choice, Unit 4.
( ・-・) -smek-
( ・-・) -s&m-
⊂彡☆))o⌒) < uho wwwwwwww
( ⌒-⌒) Can you smack me some more? I get so turned on when you play rough.
( ・-・) This thread sucks.
(・∀・) So what was all that wake up grandpa crap you were doing before about?
(・∀・) Were you going anywhere with that or what?
( ・-・) ... sigh.
( ・-・) ALL YOU TWO HAD TO DO WAS PLAY ALONG AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT!!!
(・∀・) I do not understand your jokes.
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(・(⊂＝⊂≡(･ω･ ) Bappin the Beady!
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(・∀・) Ow! Ow! Stop, Grandpa! Stop!!!
( ・-・) Im in my own thread, derailing it.
( ・-・) YOU JUST DONT GET IT, PLAY ALONG FOR THE LULZ
( ・-・) All I'm going to say on the matter is that DQN a year ago would have actually gotten the fucking joke by now.
( ・-・) Hi im an elitist asshole, I speak of "back in the days" and "hive mind" also, some of my favorite things include "circle jerk" and "gay magic"
( ・-・) In short, I'm part of the Elitist Superstructure.
( ・-・) my name is >>26 and my entire life is limited biter works.
( ・-・) my name is >>29 and my entire life is unlimited trendwhore works
( ・-・) you need to take your pills so wake up or something
( ・-・) firepance
I am posting without beady eyes
Itt lets ge to 100 with sage!
( ・-・) wake up your pills...
( ´ω`) Who is responsible for this train wreck? Two people died when this thread was derailed.
( ´ω`) Good luck with that.
( ・-・) HOORAY DQN'S FALLEN SO FAR WE QUOTE FUCKING SNL OF ALL THINGS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY OH FRABJOUS DAY CALLOOH CALLAY
( ・-・) KEEP THROWING THOSE FLAMES EVEN ONE AS INCOMPETENT AS YOU IS BOUND TO MAKE A GOOD ONE EVENTUALLY
( ・-・) HIP HIP HOO FUCKING RAY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FAGGING UP THREADS!
( ⌒-⌒) Have you considered bum sperm?
( ・-・) Shut up.
and nothing of value was lost...
( ・-・) That was a decent derailment.
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( ・-・) Actually im starting to like my rabbit soul.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ・-・) Be eaten by a snake.
( ´ω`) See, that's why you're called Beady Eyes. You can't see worth shit so you're always squinting. If you had glasses you would know it wasn't a snake that ate you.
( ・-・) But I look like a dumbass with my glasses on. That's why I don't wear them.
( ⌒-⌒) See? It's just terrible.
( ・-・) But without them I'm rather charming.
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( ・-・) Wait...I just go back here when I die?
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ⌒-⌒) You were reincarnated as a rabbit. Isn't that nice?
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( ・-・) At least I'm not a hamster.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hamster ham ham tikky tik kush kush sunflower krump krump hamtaro!
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( ・-・) Oh no you don't! I'm not going in the cage with that asshole.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
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( ・-・) I will destroy you, Hamtaro...
Let's make friends! (ﾟωﾟ )
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( ・-・) Rats.
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( ・-・) I feel like jumping over to Grandpa's thread for some QUALITY derailing.
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(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ・-・) Thanks for dropping by!
( ・-・) Wait, lemme get this straight. Your name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads" and you like to bump character threads? Which came first, the gimmick or the name?
(⊺●д๏) The gimmick. My parents named me Fiona.
( ・-・) You got off light. My real name is Tralfaz.
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（ ・-・ ） Dude, you can have it.
（ ・-・ ） hrp-
（ ・o・ ） gaaa
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( ・-・) Grandpa did that line already, you dope.
( ・-・) 100get!
( ・-・) Doesn't anybody care?
（ ｀ハ´） Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.
(・-。`)';;∴ dammit.
(・-。`)';;∴ The last time I died and came back here I got a fresh body.
（ ｀ハ´） Tell Clonepa. He'll give you a cupcake.
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|This all seems rather pointless
（・∀・） Darkpa, are you a lobster or a crab?
（ ｀ハ´）Yes.
（・∀・） You lost me. Speaking of lost, how do I get back to the Grandpa thread?
（ ｀ハ´） The way home is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.
（・∀・） Oh, that's helpful.
（ ｀ハ´） Help is within you, Junior. It's been with you all along.
（・∀・） Oh, that's much more helpful.
(・-。`)';;∴ If you'd take your damn pills, you'd know the way back, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´ω`) We used to read books, kid. Some of us still do.
( ・-・) Oh NO! Not in MY thread you don't!!!!
( ´ω`) Hey, Junior! What was life like after reading books?
(・∀・) We use the Internet, Grandpa!
( ・-・) who cares knock yourselves out
( ・-・) everybody hates me because I'm an asshole
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ but -I- luv u cuz u so brave~~~<3
( ・-・) I can't believe the nerve of that old bastard.
( ´ω`) ( ・-・) Poking ME! How dare he!
( ´ω`)つ- Hey Junior, you may feel a small prick.
(・∀・) But Grandpa, I don't like you that way!
( ・-・) Le bump. It's French for Junior's succulent bum.
( x-x=
( ・-・) Getting shot in the head sucks.
( ・-`) Help me
fuck stupid smorker
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm not dead
( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) (・-・ ) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) Well, I'm back. Guess Cramps is the antichrist.
( ・-・) I wish someone would come visit me. So ronrey.
Received a letter just the other day,
Don't seem they wanna know you no more,
They've laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.
( ・ω・) 137ゲットォォォォォォォォォ！！！
( ・ω・) Revenge is sweet.
( ・ω・) Wait a minute... WAIT a minute...
( ・ω・) Yeah, I think I got it there.
( ・ω・) I'm proud of everything I do, and so are my loving parents.
( ´ω`) Actually you're only here for shits and giggles. You're useless anyway, can't even buy beer for me because your birth certificate shows you're less than a year old.
( ´ω`) It was full of emo faggotry and stupid drama queens.
。。
( ・ω・) Aww, I knew you love me, Grandpa.
( ・-・) I like turtles.
( ・-・) But mostly I just like to watch them walk around.
( ･ิm･ิ) Is this St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast?
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I JUST DROPPED MY FLY!!!!!
( ・-・) Could you stop going off topic please?
( ´ω`) ITT we don't take our pills.
( ´-`) Hello, kids!
( ・-・) Got no time for you, Uncle Beady. Threads need derailing, and I'm the man to derail 'em!
( ´-`) We used to grab books out of peoples' hands while they were reading them. Blew their trains of thought but good, I tells ya.
( ・-・) Uncle Beady, what do I do when I want to derail a particular thread, but the subject of that thread keeps calling me his best friend?
( ´-`) You derail the friendship, obviously.
( ・ω・) I'm bumping this thread.
( ・ω・) Can you get your get now?
( ´-`) Here's your chance, nephew Beady! Go to it!
( ・ω・) Are we near 300 yet?
( ´-`) Way to drop the ball, nephew.
( ・-・) Damn, I rush from thread to thread and still I keep missing stuff!
( ・-・) Anyway Junior, you da slowpoke!
( ・ω・) Yay! It's my best friend in the whole world!
( ・-・) I ha-
( ・-・) I h-
-voot-
( ・ω・) Hi, my name is Clonepa. You smell.
( ・ω・) Smell good. You smell good.
( ・ω・) Just like rabbit stew.
( ・-・) Take your pills, friend.
( ・ω・) I have trouble ingesting things. My mouth really only goes one way. I think.
( ・-・) Yep, yep. BBC pays tribute to my "staff familiarisation" operations at Heathrow's new terminal.
> The fifth terminal opened amid great fanfare on Thursday, but problems with the baggage handling system and "staff familiarisation" quickly derailed operations.
( ・ω・) Good for you!
( ・ω・) In other news, my thread's more than four times the size of yours.
( ・-・) Every thread is already mine
( ・-・) Even this one.
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((（｡・-・）)) I really don't appreciate this at all.
i;i;i;i; '',',;^′..ヽ
ﾞゞy､､;:..､） ｝
( ・ω・) I think it's supposed to go on your head.
( ・-・) I'll go on your head!
( ・ω・) That makes me the grand poobah, yay!
( ・-・) El Mierda Grande.
( ・-・) My thread's stockroom is all full of pills. How am I going to get rid of all the damn things?
( ・ω・) 187get!
( ・ω・) Yaaaaaaaaay!
( ・-・) Congratulations! You win this stockroom full of pills.
( ・ω・) Hooray! My own stockroom! You can keep the pills.
( ・ω・) Wait. I have a better idea!
-TIME PASSES-
( ・ω・) I'll keep this money in my new stockroom!
( ・-・) That's my stockroom, not yours.
( ´ω`) Beady, nobody owns Stockholm.
Elvis has left the building
＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
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＼ ヽ ! | /
＼ ヽ ヽ / / ／
200GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ATTACK
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( ・ω・) つ♥ Here, I made you a celebratory heart-shaped cookie.
( ・ω・) That's OK, let it all out. I'm here for you, buddy!
( ・-・) I'll cry wolf!
( T-T) I'm not crying, I'm staring daggers.