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ITT we dodge the previous poster's question (97)


1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:15

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:31

The Elitist Superstructure does not actually exist, now does it?

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:57

>>2 are.. urrr, durr this thread is terrible, don't you know you can't keep this up???

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 02:18

Fourget whether I can keep it up. Can you keep this up?

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 02:22

why am I so bald?

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 02:26

More importantly than >>5's baldness, >>7 makes excellent posts regularly. What is your secret, >>7?

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 02:33

Now seriously, you expect me to answer that?

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 03:28

What kind of question is that?

Would you like $1,000,000,000,000,000?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 03:35

Do you honestly think anyone would say "no" to that question?

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 03:51

So do you pronounce it Tera-illion? or something? Or Tetrillion?
I'm gonna say 1 Tetrillion dollars.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 15:52

Too much emphasis is placed on pronunciation these days.
People should use whatever alternative pronunciations they want, and the language will follow suit.

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12 Name: disregard that, i suck cocks : 1993-09-5163 16:00

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-]@|! i @ Freshen your cup, hon?

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13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:18

You're very pretty.

Wanna go out for dinner and a movie sometime?

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:31

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-]@|! i @I guess you don't want to order then. Can you remove the bum, Security Kitten?

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15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 18:00

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ I do not touch Bums.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι Can I have some fish?

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:40

So there I was, out on the high seas looking for some mackerel, and then John said, John said... WTF was it that you said John?

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:41

Θ Θ@ƒidonno.
(L[M)_/|
@UU UU

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 23:07

So what is the purpose of life?

19 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5164 00:56

>>18: That's a misleading question. Could you be more specific?

How do I get past this level!?

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 00:58

Why are you even playing that stupid game, anyway?

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 01:09

Why aren't you playing this stupid game?

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 01:17

are you mentaly ill or something?

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 01:58

MENTALLY ILL LIKE A FOX!

Won't you please think of the children?

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 02:27

(EΝEjWhere do children come from, Grandpa?

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 03:14

Why do you have that stupid grin on your face?

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 05:38

That's not really a grin, is it?

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 11:12

WHOA!! look over there, wow!!!

oh, I thought I saw a rabbit fly on a rocket but it was just riding a bycicle.

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28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 14:38

Um, you don't really want to go there. Vermont is way better.

What's your favorite kind of apple?

29 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5164 15:10

I think the real question is, What isn't my favorite kind of apple?

Why do you people love these question answer threads?

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 15:10

Would you like some tea with that, sir?

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 17:02

What kind of tea?

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 18:44

That's my favorite letter!

What are your thoughts on W?

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 18:53

Pretty slick how a political candidate got his name associated with a single letter, isn't it?

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 02:53

Why are you so sad?

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 03:20

I am not human. Not people. I am DQN.

Do you understand me?

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 04:49

Can anybody understand anything?

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 05:09

Before we get too wrapped up in this discussion, perhaps we should first establish what you mean by "everything."

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 05:33

Why didn't you ask a question?

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 06:40

Pumkins! beauuuutiful pumkins - whoooo wants to buy beauuuuutiful pumkins!?!

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 07:37

I dare say, Pumpkin Pie is the best pie out there, bar none!
Don't you agree?

41 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 09:01

I need this fucking pumpkins NOW!

Where are you!? Where is my money!?

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 10:49

Are you my mommy?

43 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 11:43

I have raped your mother, and will again unless I get my money, do you have my fucking money?! DO YOU?!

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 12:41

Catch yourself on there big man, what's the rush?

45 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5165 23:51

Rush is a funny word. Where do you suppose it comes from?

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 00:13

Well, are you referring to Rush -Kentucky, the band "Rush", or the robot dog from Mega Man?

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 00:19

Why aren't you calling it Rockman instead of that bastardized name? I bet you also call Doki Doki Panic 'Super Mario Bros. 2'!

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 00:24

My choice of proper nouns isn't on trial here.

Do these pants make me look fat?

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 01:20

Why do I like sucking cocks, even though I'm straight?

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 01:26

What happened to /dis/?

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 01:27

Why are you mentioning that you are straight? Are you just dropping that fact to sound like you're totally the open-minded cool guy, like 'hey guys some people are gay and I am totally cool with that beacuse I'm open-minded'?

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 01:58

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@ @@Y@@__@@@@o@@ ^PPPPPPPPPPPP_
@ @@@o@@i____@s@@|@~It's OK to want extra sauce...~ |
@ @* @@s@i_____@h _Q@ QQQQQQ_QQQQ_^

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53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 02:00

Why are you mentioning that you are OK with wanting extra sauce? Are you just dropping that fact to sound like you're totally the open-minded cool guy, like 'hey guys some people want extra sauce and I am totally cool with that beacuse I'm open-minded'?

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54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 02:46

Why an hour, when you could go forever?

55 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5166 08:44

Forever? Does that mean you believe in the possibility of artificially eliminating senesence?

56 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5166 08:44

Erm... senescence, that is. Whatever.

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 08:49

Was that even a question?

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 10:05

What are you trying to achieve with that?

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 11:15

What is worth achieving anyway?

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 11:47

>>59
Is a man's worth measured by his achievements or who he is?

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 15:50

I want to answer you, but I'm not >>59

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 20:50

>>61
Why not do something for yourself instead of letting someone else do it?

63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 21:22

It would be rude to anwser your question if you asked some one else, so I won't?

What is this life without some booty?

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 21:48

>>63
The treasure kind or the kind that makes you hard?

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 21:53

>>64
What makes you think I can get hard?

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 21:55

>>65
What makes you think?

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:19

>>66 What makes you?

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:24

>>67 What? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:24

>>67
What is a man?

70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:26

>>69 A miserable little pile of secrets! Enough talk, have at you!

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:10

>>70 And exactly what am I supposed to say?

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:49

Are you asking me?

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:03

Answer the question already!

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:19

>>73 What? I can't hear you. I have a watermelon up my bum.

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 22:59

>>74 I'm sorry, can you restate your question please?

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 00:47

>>75
That depends on your definition of the word "question."

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 04:10

>>76
Let me answer that with another question...

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 08:07

When I was...

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 12:59

What what what?

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:38

Is this an honest question, or a statement phrased as a question?

81 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 20:46

What's the difference?

82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 01:54

>>81
Does anyone think that of we ignore our differences we could have peace?

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 03:56

>that of

Doesn't not compute.

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 05:03

> Doesn't not

what

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:06

What was the question again?

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:21

WHEN I WAS

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:22

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88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:23

@@ ΘQΘ@@
@@iLΝMΏj@From the Murray's green basin to the dusty Outback
@@i‚@@˜¦@Well I Waltzed my Matilda all over
@@@i@Rƒm

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89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:25

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@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@

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90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 14:32

@@@Q( ά )Q
@@@ i L„DMj@@@@@So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
@@@il½„²Ώii=„ͺ @And they marched me away to the War
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91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 13:45

Will this thread ever reach 999?

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 01:21

>>91 It will if you bump it several times.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:45

that's not a question. Or is it?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 00:22

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Ritalin Ritalin Ritalin Ritalin!!!!! WOO I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!!

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 17:46

>>93 Everything's one big question.
Isn't that right, >>96?

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 20:23

Well every thing is something, more or less, I think >>97 would agree, right?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 17:10


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@@@@@|„DM)@@@Um, sorry >>96
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I'm too busy dancing to answer your question!
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