( LƒÖ`) It dawned on me kids, I'm getting old, this might be my last thread so make the most of it kiddos.
( EƒÖE) Hello, Grandpa. My name is Clonepa.
( E-E) I SAW YOU DIE!!
iEÍEjGoshdarn you Beady, can't you do anything right?
<˜¤MÍL> This thread is now dedicated to the Rape of Nanking.
<˜¤MÍL> Nanking was Corean city wiped by Japan, nida.
( LƒÖ`) Are you over 50 and no longer working full time?
<˜¤MÍL> What are you implying, Zipangpa?
( ß ƒŽE) WATASHI WA KIRA DESS!
iEÍEjUote... Konn Ichi haa Kira Sama.
iEÍEj Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
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iEÍEj Really, Grandpa, why can't c=-2?
( LƒÖ`) You might as well ask "Why is the sky?"
( LƒÖ`) Dumbass.
( E-E) Yeah, Junior, you need some smartie pills to counteracterize that dumbassness.
( LƒÖ`) That would be you, Hamboy.
(EÍE) Rei's Brothel? Does that mean I can get some broth? Chicken broth in a cup please!
( LƒÖ`) I wouldn't drink anything that came from that place, if I were you.
(EÍE) wity insult
( LƒÖ`) witty retordt
(EÍE) stupid question
( LƒÖ`) snappy answer
(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm hungry, but all I have is a mitten and that month old summer sausage you glued onto Clonepa a month ago.
( LƒÖ`) I'm already tired of this thread.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, go to Rei's, I hear they actually have some cat shit in stock.
(EÍE) But if you died then who's flabby skin would I play with!!
( LƒÖ`) yo' momma's.
(EÍE) Mom's skin is still smooth and supple!
(EÍE) In fact, she's almost as young as I am...
(EÍE) Mmmmmmm, yes in deed. Smooth and supple.
(EÍE) ...
(EÍE) Would you excuse us for a minute?
( LƒÖ`) hmm, this thread is proceeding very slowly. can you kids think of anything to liven it up?
(EÍE) Watch more TV?
( ˃ ƒÖ˂)
( LƒÖ`) Well, that was fun.
( ˃ ƒÖ˂) = grandpa taking a shit
(˃Í˂) = junior taking a shit
( ˃ ƒÖÍ˂) FUSIONNN
( LƒÖÍE) What?
( LƒÖÍE) Don't put words in my mouth.
( LƒÖÍE) Grandpa, I've never felt so close to you.
( LƒÖ$#^ÍE) HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGKKK
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?
( LƒÖ`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.
(EÍE)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
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( LƒÖ`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.
( LƒÖ`) Dumbass.
( E-E) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.
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( LƒÖ`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.
(EÍE) You lost at the poker game again?
( LƒÖ`) Yeah.
( LƒÖ`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.
(EÍE) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?
( LƒÖ`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.
(EÍE) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.
( E-E) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.
(EÍE) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?
( LƒÖ`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.
(EÍE) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.
(EÍE) And I do.
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( LƒÖ`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?
( LƒÖ`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!
(EÍE) I'll never do it again, I swear!
(EÍE) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.
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( E-E) You want me to call Child Services?
( LƒÖ`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.
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( LƒÖ`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?
(,,#ß„Dß) Performs eat on (EÍE).
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( LƒÖ`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.
(EÍE) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.
( LƒÖ`) Nigga please
(EÍE) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?
(œÍœ) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?
( œƒÖœ) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?
(EÍE) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, why is the sky?
(EÍE) Grandpa, why is a chicken?
(EÍE) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.
( E-E) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.
(EÍE) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.
( E-E) Good, now watch me derail this thread.
( E-E)
( LƒÖ`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?
( LƒÖ`) When I was...
( E-E) a young boy
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) my father
( EƒÖE) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?
( LƒÖ`) Too much 4chan faggotry.
(EÍE) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!
(EÍE) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?
( LƒÖ`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.
( E-E) Nuh-uh.
( E-E)‚Â x x@@ƒ@Where'd these x's come from?
( E-E) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED
( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?
( E-E) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?
( LƒÖ`)‚Â ( E-E) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?
(EÍE) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.
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(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.
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( LƒÖ`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?
( LƒÖ`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.
(EÍE) Could you make something up then?
( LƒÖ`) Okay.
( LƒÖ`) I shot a bunch of commie nazis to death and the President kissed my ass in front of the whole world. The End.
(EÍE) You said ass!
( LƒÖ`) If Nixon had kissed me anywhere else, I would have slugged him.
(EÍE) I hate your witty replies!
( LƒÖ`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question, Junior.
(EÍE) What was life like before you confused Nixon with Kissinger?
( LƒÖ`) We all wore wide, red neckties back then, along with big red pointy hats with red veils waving gently in the breeze. This led to a few cases of death by stampede when the bulls got loose.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what's that smell? Is that you?
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( LƒÖ`) You little bastard.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, why don't some idiots just go back to 4chan?
( E-E) They keep sending me back here.
(EÍE) You might want to talk to a doctor about that sometime.
( E-E) I have some anti-seizure pills. Guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks.
(EÍE) Way to pick up your cue late.
(EÍE) Buncha fuckin' amateurs in this thread I tells ya
( E-E) I got some pills to shut that mouth of yours.
( E-E) Though I can also use my size 10 boot if you'd like.
( E-E)
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(EÍE) Mario, is that you?
( LƒÖ`) It's a-me, Nonno!
(EÍE) Grandpario, after hearing about your adventures, I went into the sewers. They didn't transport me to a magical world where even the clouds and mountains have eyes.
(EÍE) All there was was shit and rats and sewer water.
( LƒÖ`) here junior have some cough medicine
(EÍE) thanks
(EÍE) ......
( E-E) Hey, those pills were meant for you Cramps!
(œÍœ) I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE AND JUMP IN THE AIR!
( E-E) Jump as in Van Halen or Pointer Sisters? Choose carefully.
(œÍœ) MARIO DOES MUSHROOMS BY JUMPING ON THEM, RIGHT?
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( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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( œ-œ)@@@@@@(EƒÖE ) Oh hey best friend! How's it going?
( œ-œ) OH GOD THEY STING
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( EEƒÖEE) Hello, my name is FourEyesPa!
(EÍE) Haha! Grandpa, may I wear your glasses?
( LƒÖ`) No.
(EÍE) On a more serious note, Grandpa... is Hillary Clinton going to assassinate Barack Obama? Can't she just eat him alive if she wants to get rid of him?
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Looks like those eyes melted
(E) (E) Try these ones
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(EÍE) Grandpa, are we ever going to fix the lock on this thread's door or what?
( LƒÖ`) Not until I start earning money at poker.
( LƒÖ`) That reminds me...
(EÍE) But I'm allergic to salt!
( LƒÖ`) You're also allergic to mines, so I signed you up right away, you start tomorrow.
(EÍE) Can't I start in October???
( LƒÖ`) Only if you cough up a penalty fee for every day you're not slaving away.
(EÍE) I'll need you to raise my allowance then.
( LƒÖ`) How many times are we going to do this allowance shtick, Junior? No allowance.
(EÍE) Next on my list is the "Vow to kill Grandpa" shtick. It didn't play too well last time, so I'd rather skip it.
i*EƒÖÒj I'll be happy to do it for a nominal fee if you're too much of a pussy.
THREAD OVER