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1 Name: (ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) : 1993-09-5349 17:07

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I have a Secret Plan to end the war in Viet Nam.

2 Name: (ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) : 1993-09-5349 18:17

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I am not a crook

3 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 18:22

>>1 is an idiot

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:30

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Aroo!

5 Name: (ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) : 1993-09-5349 22:10

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Aroo!

6 Name: (ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) : 1993-09-5349 22:58

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) It's not illegal if the president does it.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 04:21

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) So anyway, we opened up the panda crate, and wouldn't you know it, the damned thing's dead. Upchugged it's bamboo! True story

8 Name: (ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) : 1993-09-5350 06:34

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) The Democrats are out to get me! Someone go bug their offices, will you?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 07:54

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I have a dream

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 13:20

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) My wife Pat has a fine republican cloth coat.

11 Name: （ミ･ิД･ิ） : 1993-09-5350 15:13

（ミ･ิД･ิ）I'm not the same Nixon! I'm the nex Nixon, tanned, rested and ready for action.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 16:37

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I'm keeping Checkers.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 19:43

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Only I could go to China.

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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 04:31

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 15:57

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) You don't mess with the big boys!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 18:48

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] cat; [expletive deleted] shouldn't [expletive deleted] nuke the [expletive deleted] Chinese [expletive deleted] and those [expletive deleted]. [expletive deleted] naptime already [expletive deleted]?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5498 18:56

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Vote Robot Nixon 2008.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 16:13

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Aroo!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 21:22

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon's back again!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 16:56

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) This thread is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 20:54

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Yorba Linda owns.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5500 21:44

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 17:01

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 22:24

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Now, this is one thing I want. I want a Goddamn strong
statement on mittens. Can I get that out of this
sonofabitching, uh, Elitist Superstructure?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 00:31

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI！！！

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 11:36

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) My name is Richard Nixon, and I ＡＭ the President.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 04:13

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) I gotta go shove a tentacle into everyone in China.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 13:31

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 15:12

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Someone in this room...

( ･ิД･ิ) ...is a JEW!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:23

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) hahaha, >>26 is dumb to know the difference between China and Japan. Lets all point and laugh.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 00:20

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Up in the sky, ten miles high; a man stands above the city; he will destroy. Built from airplane parts, his propeller spins as he thinks to himself, "I will destroy these people, for if I can't walk among them, then I will walk the world alone. There will be a fire in the sky, and YOUR DOOM WILL RAIN DOWN!"

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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 00:55

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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 01:27

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Rah Rah Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) Christ knows he's nobody's jew.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 01:36

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35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 03:48

(ﾐ ･ิД･ิ) "You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing Marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists."