The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5360 20:45 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This thread should only be used to say very important things that you really care about and believe in. Please revise your ideas and their wording for at the very least 24 hours before submitting them.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 21:20 [No]

2get

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 22:08 [No]

I'm sorry, but I have trouble following the revisionist mindset.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 02:42 [No]

I thought for 19 years (or longer, depending on your definition of "thought") before making this post.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 07:13 [No]

I'm still thinking, so I can't post yet.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 09:35 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 11:57 [No]

...
I'm hungry

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 13:29 [No]

Upon great reflection, I truly believe that Squeeks is a fine boy, and will go far in this world once he finds himself.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:47 [No]

All your base are belong to us!

10 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5361 23:05 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Now that I had enough time about it, I think making this thread was my biggest mistake.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 00:14 [No]

>>10 LURK MOAR

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 00:24 [No]

>>11
Please think for a whole day before posting.
Note that I considered saying this to someone since I first saw this thread. I could have waited years to post it, you were only the first suitable idiot for me to offer to this thread this superb reply.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 01:47 [No]

I still don't know where that whole "WAKE UP GRANDPA TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILLS FIREPANCE GIBBLESING" thing was going.

Also, >>11 is an idiot.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 04:45 [No]

>>9
I think you're a little behind the times with that one.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 06:22 [No]

As mr.>>12 stated, this thread is supposed to be a thread of wise thoughts. I could spend forever looking for my very own reason to post in the thread.
But then the idiocy of imageboards was brought upon us by a museless piccaninny, which made me haste. Therefore I want to call mr.>>11 a retarded chimpanzee.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 09:46 [No]

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 13:59 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Upon greater reflection, I remain unrepentant.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 23:04 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've thought about this for two days, and I still think Rei's thread is way better than yours.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 20:44 [No]

I am unable to decide wether or not I live to listen to music, or I listen to music to live.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:06 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) I tried to think before posting for two minutes and feel like I can't hold it in me anymore!
( ˃ ヮ˂) I like mittens! MITTENS! MITTENS!!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 04:07 [No]

I seriously feel that the internet will become popular in the future.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 07:23 [No]

THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 08:33 [No]

Mr.>>22, please, leave your stupidity for imageboards. It may take you a few months or even a couple of years to understand how dumb you sounded all that time.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 10:05 [No]

Mr.>>23, please, leave your thinking for less than a day before posting for imageboards. It may take you a day or even 24 hours to understand how didn't-think-for-a-day you sounded all that time.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 14:41 [No]

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 07:57 [No]

Anon1: W00t

Anon2: COCKMONGLER NEGRO CRACKY-CHAN SOVIET RUSSIA A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAT

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 14:23 [No]

this is getting more and more meaningful by the day
i hope there is a grand finale that paves forth a new ultimate low

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:48 [No]

I thought about this for a few days already. I'm pretty much sure that >>25 likes (or tries to make up that he likes) pictures featuring anthropomorphic animals and a sexual content.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:13 [No]

After a month of deep meditation, I have come to the realization that it is totally impossible for more than 6 posts to be made in this thread in one day.

30 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5370 01:51 [No]

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:01 [No]

Oh god I keep seeing this thread every day always forgetting to think of something.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 04:39 [No]

I hate myself and I want to die.

33 Name: winter : 1993-09-5385 14:36 [No]

>>32 Don't blame me.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:11 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Return with your mitten,

( ﾟ -ﾟ) or on it.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:17 [No]

>>30 lol your a panda

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 11:42 [No]

What about my a panda?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 12:38 [No]

>>36
Where's your b panda?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 17:57 [No]

>>37
It got moved to C:\PANDA.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:13 [No]

oh god, jesus

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:57 [No]

I think the best thing
to do is to sage this thread

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 16:58 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) I read this thread yesterday but forgot to think.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess this is my thought.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:07 [No]

>>41

I believe the true question (let us asume for the sake

of this document such question exists) is not whether one has 'forgot to think'; But whether he can post them here or not.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:24 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ True perfection is achieved by the knife.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 17:25 [No]

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 18:56 [No]

( ´ω`) >>44, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 19:11 [No]

ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS FALLING IN LOVE
BUT NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 01:44 [No]

it hinke there's
ptobably alot ic oudl say here

soryy

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 18:09 [No]

I think we should destroy all life and try again with bacteria.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 14:01 [No]

( ・ω・) CRAP ASS POO SPIT PISS KILL

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:22 [No]

Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one alternately! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 16:15 [No]

I didn't want to hurt you. I'm just a jealous guy.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:11 [No]

Let me just make this clear, don't fire both guns at the same time, but one by one simultaneously! That's the basic skill of a double-barrelled gunman.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 23:35 [No]

butts

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 01:16 [No]

cracks

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 19:09 [No]

>>53
poo poo

>>54

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 21:29 [No]

I would definitely call my band 'Dekachin and the Your Moms'.

57 Name: Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time : 1993-09-5564 12:44 [No]

（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time". I started to believe a few weeks ago that this is a thread in need of age, so I would like to age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads After Thinking About It For A Sufficient Amount Of Time".

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 12:54 [No]

>>57
I admire your gallant bravery in making such a bold judgment. One day I hope that I may possess such indispensable powers of mind, wielded by only the most noble of gentlemen.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 20:52 [No]

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60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 21:45 [No]

>>59
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 17:52 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If it is too much metal for one hand, couldn't you just use both of your hands simultaneously?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 11:37 [No]

I dont know what to post about.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:36 [No]

Do cacti rot if they are dead?

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:44 [No]

If furries are so intent on acting like animals, why are they so displeased when they are treated as such?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 04:23 [No]

These mittens are lovely, red and fleece
But I have DQN to see
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:39 [No]

Perhaps it is implied that there is too much wood in the other hand.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:25 [No]

Make it a cheeseburger.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 20:49 [No]

I really do like lolicon.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 23:24 [No]

I didn't know this thread was here.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 05:09 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I thought about some clean furry picture for a whole night. I think furries turned me furry.
They do this slowly. Cute characters, sometimes ones from your childhood, at first hugging and kissing each other. But later step-by-step content gets closer to R-18 (adult art).

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:44 [No]

I really, really, really love him.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:31 [No]

THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 02:38 [No]

>>71
He's mine. Seriously. Go away.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:51 [No]

I can't delay it anymore, I really need to start my final essay on Yoshinoya.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 00:22 [No]

Anyways, >>74, please listen to me. Not that it’s really related to this thread, of course.
I wrote an essay the other day. You know, for English. Anyways it was pretty good and I got 150% for it.
And then, I looked at the paper of the hipster kid sitting next to me. He had a 80% and 20 more for extra credit..

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 00:11 [No]

... mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 03:46 [No]

spoobnumby fazool to you too, pal

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5584 20:23 [No]

Do I really love her, or do I just love the idea of going out with a Chinese girl?

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 00:12 [No]

>>78 Have you thought about a third reason?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 14:14 [No]

#3: PUT IT IN

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5585 22:09 [No]

囧

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 00:45 [No]

XYNTA

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:03 [No]

ХУИТА is the name I use to post on some other image boards. Did you know that >>82 ? It was kinda spooky.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:04 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ lol, dicks

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5586 05:46 [No]

Please, wait for a day before posting a reply. Also, I hate ХУНТА.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5587 06:16 [No]

From now on, I resolve to stop switching my keybخشقي شؤن فخ ىخقةشم صاثى I accidentally hit the key combination that switches layouts.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 10:32 [No]

Have you read your SICP today?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 10:46 [No]

Well, I research the LISP-effect for a long time.

What is the LISP effect?
It is an excessive use of closing parentheses at the end of any sentence in email, IMs, posts. Something like "hi) how r u?))" I think this is an aftermath of LISP popularity among elder generations. Every forgotten closing parethesis returns in every message written by young people.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:18 [No]

I think I have put enough thoughttime into this post to post here.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5588 21:25 [No]

If an auto-flush toilet is unflushed when you arrive, it will be unflushed when you depart.

Also, if you don't notice it's broken, the next person certainly will.

[Meaningful] (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (91)